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Sun July 16, 2006
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Video
 
Al "interviews" Eminem for AlTV. LGT video. "That's a..triple negative Well, you're the Oscar-winning wordsmith"
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(78)
 
(Princeton Review)
 
 
 
The 10 most popular college majors
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(415)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why conspiracy theories are a good thing
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(336)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fraser, Colo., urged to drop town nickname "Icebox of the Nation" but suggestion is getting a frosty reception
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(38)
 
(wabc-am)
 
 
 
Police discover that pair of bank robbers fail to grasp the meaning of "laundering money"
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly ass giraffe born in the Denver Zoo. (with pic)
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robert Brooks, the chairman of Hooters of America, found dead. Thanks for the mammories, Bobby
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(86)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fancy Chicago Suburb enacts literal "No Fat Chicks" policy by trying to prevent a Lane Bryant store from opening in their town
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(262)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft guild saves cancer victim and his family from financial ruin
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(153)
 
(McSweeny's)
 
 
 
Woman stakes claim on James Randi's Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge by saying she can control men's minds simply with the power of her vagina
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(105)
 
(WRAL.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all of the state's problems, NC lawmakers try to unsolve said problems
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(16)
 
(Some Puritan Alcoholic)
 
 
 
25 things you probably never knew about alcohol in Colonial America
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(93)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Hoboken, New Jersey: Home of the Jesus statue that flirts
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(59)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Warning - do not smoke recreational substances while working on the wikipedia, or you too may produce entries like this
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(92)
 
(Some Talentless Hack)
 
 
 
FIFA unveils 2010 World Cup logo. Photoshop one that doesn't suck
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(81)
 
(Canoe)
 
NewsFlash
 
Seven Canadians in Lebanon killed in Israeli airstrikes
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(768)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Polls show most Americans want Democrats in power. Democrats vow to find way to screw this up
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(399)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're an American Citizen in Lebanon, the US Government says RUN
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(355)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Larry Bird would have been speechless: Pictures of the new Boston Celtics dance team
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nerds have a new hero: Stepehn Colbert admits he was a D&D geek on Conan
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(138)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Vote for The Sun's hottest Hunks in Trunks
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five-hour standoff ends when cops discover the house they surrounded is empty
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(45)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
An LA Times columnist claims that Zidane's head butt is Bush's fault. We can't make this stuff up
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(207)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
5 tips for saving gas. Public transportation surrenders
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(171)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Top 10 most outrageous minor-league baseball promotions
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(47)
 
(Weather Answer)
 
 
 
Coolest lightning photo you'll see all day
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Pierre Salinger, the man who's kept tin foil companies rolling in the green
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nebraska's Chimney Rock soon to be destroyed by erosion, continuing the "Immortalize it on a quarter and it will fall down" jinx
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 100th birthday at Hooters and receives near perfect gift. Sometimes, life is good
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insurance companies to start putting implantable microchips in policy holders. Nope, nothing could possibly go wrong here or the bars you're hanging out in a lot lately, Drinky McDrinker
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(62)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Blaupunkt commercial you'll probably never see on US television (sfw)
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(74)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Twenty people injured during roller coaster collision
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(38)
 
(Some Tool)
 
 
 
PowerBook laser-etching gone horribly wrong
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in five people work during their vacations, either checking email or completing entire projects. In related news, four out of five people can tell the damn difference between "vacation" and "work"
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nearly a year after his death, VA still denying Wiccan headstone for soldier. First Amendment surrenders
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(355)
 
(Stars & Stripes)
 
 
 
Good: Marines fighting in Iraq, where the temperature can reach 120 degrees, get to sleep in a giant refrigerator every night where they are stationed. Bad: it's an old morgue
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(35)
 
(haha.nu)
 
 
 
Six math problems with unexpected answers
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(338)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some dude no one ever heard of says the US is going bankrupt, proves it by reading definition of "bankrupt" from the dictionary to reporters. No, really
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(183)
 
(Some Swallowtail)
 
 
 
The weirdest caterpillar you'll see today
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(74)
 
(Palatka Daily News)
 
 
 
Six-year-old raises money for toilet paper for the troops
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jealous that Israel and Hezbollah are getting all the press, India and Pakistan ratchet up the volume a bit
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(72)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
What are women wearing to the office in England? Not much and too much are the answers. And therefore it's a catfight
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(40)
 
(Some Iowa Newspaper)
 
 
 
Train derails in Iowa, causing pile-up of coal outside of eatery. Apparently, someone was very bad this year
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirty per cent of English residents want England to split from Scotland. One hundred per cent of Scots agree with statement "Don't let the door hit ye on the arse, you Geordie bastard"
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(47)
 
(AF.mil)
 
 
 
Photoshop Staff Sgt. Sprague and his target
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
California, already experiencing record fires, now expecting floods. No word yet on locusts
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(36)
 
(Kitty kitty KITTEN)
 
 
 
KITTY THREAD Post a kitty, make someone feel warm and fuzzy
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(386)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
US to move millitary assets into Lebanon to guard and evacuate American citizens
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(96)
 
(Some lazy dog)
 
 
 
Caption this dog who obviously thinks he's people
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hezbollah rockets kill 8 in Haifa
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(701)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop the cover or a page from "The Fark Guide to Personal Hygiene"
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(52)
 
(FastestFinishes)
 
 
 
Drag Times of Most Cars on The Market
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(161)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Young girls are considering an alternative to dead-end jobs: Pregnancy
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(260)
 


Sat July 15, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ultimate guide to playing Pac-Man
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(77)
 
(Great French Warrior)
 
 
 
French plan to fling an asteroid or something
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(81)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
A list of countries that won't be participating in the upcoming World War III
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(242)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Former child actor-turned-local-politician-wannabe tries to laugh off reporter who caught him lying about his academic history. "You're a good researcher, so I'll give you the full bailiwick"
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(61)
 
(Mayo Heaven)
 
 
 
Create the world's greatest sandwich using Hellmans Mayonnaise and win £10,000 ($18,400)
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(113)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember "Dancing Around the World" guy? He's back with another video and it's just as good
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(181)
 
(Some Wino)
 
 
 
When Mad Dog just isn't enough: how to brew your own cheap wine
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest rug you will see today
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(35)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this asshat in a paper hat
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(82)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball's top 10 busts since 2004. Jose Lima's wife conspicuously absent from list
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Foreign companies starting to lease US highways and bridges. Here's hoping that Germany will lease the US Interstate system, make world's largest Autobaun
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hundreds of loose nuts found in the Big Dig, and just as many found in Tax-achusettes state assembly
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest one hit wonders
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(184)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton forced to walk through metal detector at airport, just like the rest of us. For some reason, this is considered 'news'
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Medieval Studies professor spends summer building moat
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As South Dakota bakes in 110+ degree heat - remember how hot it was in grandpa's time
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(137)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Ugly ass penguin born at zoo (pics)
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(64)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Another reason to move to Scottsdale - Ingrid, age 25, the top BMW mechanic in the US
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(130)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
UN Security Council votes unanimously to demand that North Korea suspend its missile program. Yeah, that'll do it
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(193)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia leads world in extinct languages. You submitted this with a headline that included mouth clicks and petroglyphs
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
Farktography
 
What is Farktography?
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German ninjas are breeding with Kentuckians. WV & VA preparing for silent thoroughbred invasion on their western front
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you recently lost a tarantula in Lymington, these terrified office workers would like a word with you
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(38)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
70 per cent of people work for a "toxic boss"
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pornography distributors interested in purchasing Atlanta Braves. Jeter, A-Rod suddenly interested in playing for Braves
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(94)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
On today's edition of 'When hot tubs attack"
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some churches converting to Holy hip hop. Pope Snoop unavailable for comment
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(79)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his goofy camel
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption this pic of Bush and a crying baby
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(154)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's VERY addicting flash game: Bowman Archery 2 (some ads maybe Not safe for work)
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(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Illinois festival features the Cow Chip Throw
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats discover that the best image for money-raising ads may not be the flag-draped coffins of dead soldiers
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(208)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Knowing they are the main weapon of the Swiss Army, the UK holds a Knife Amnesty event
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(255)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest etch-a-sketch drawings you'll see today
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(47)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
They told us New Zealand Scrabble players were hardcore: man stabbed 5 times and bashed with baseball bat 40 times in argument during board game
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
An Air Force officer pleaded guilty Friday to defacing cars with bumper stickers supporting President Bush, and was given a two-year deferred sentence
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of person to build a chainsaw with a V8 engine. (LGT Video)
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(55)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Two huge California wildfires merge. Form: THE BURNINATOR®
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush tells Putin Russia should have a Democracy like Iraq. Putin: "We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy that they have in Iraq, quite honestly."
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(448)
 
(Syndney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Vidane head butt mashups
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(52)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Citizens of St Petersburg pick up vodka bottles before G-8
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
That Vanity Fair cover with a naked Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson was also supposed to include Rachel McAdams, until she walked out of the photo shoot
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 5 Wackiest Toys from Japan
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(58)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Darth Vader has nervous breakdown, starts talking about baseball. Youtube is there
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(106)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kapitein Kraak's cubicle
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(32)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bank robber find their getaway foiled by garbage truck and angry cook with giant rolling pin (w/ pic). "They were definitely not professionals"
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Open air funeral pyre starts legal flame war
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Suspected child abuser, acquitted of charges, throws hands up in air & yells "Thank you, Jesus", which promptly lands his ass in jail for contempt of court
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(90)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Here's to you Mr prototype-protective- underwear-tester-injured-during- mustard-gas-experiments. That must have left a mark
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(36)
 
(Some Angry Mammal)
 
 
 
Remember kids. always wait 30 minutes after you eat before going swimming. Also, don't poke the otters, you little brat
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(46)
 
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Port to get nuclear detectors that won't be set off by cat litter. Your dog still has his own suspicions sbout that furry terrorist bastard
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hezbollah rocket goes astray, strikes civilian ship in Mediterranian Sea
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(305)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Long lost poem by Percy Shelley discovered, starts off with "Beans, beans, tis wonderful for thine heart..."
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
When you are busy putting salad in your hotdog who can be bothered with a few bombs?
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Pensacola News)
 
 
 
Owner of creationist themepark arrested for not giving unto Caesar that which is Caesar's
source: pensacolanewsjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Some Sweaty Dakotan)
 
 
 
As long as we are talking hot. Forecast high for Saturday in Pierre, South Dakota is 110. Why does Al Gore hate SD?
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(111)
 
(chattanoogan.com)
 
 
 
Heckler in yellow chicken suit runs over supporter of candidate he is heckling; drives off with shattered windshield
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Panama approves canal expansion, which is exactly what David Lee Roth thought back in 1984
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(27)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man in gorilla suit plays in shopping center fountain. Police unable to chase due to barrel onslaught
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientist growing meat without the animals via tissue-engineering. Because Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O... D-N-A
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(188)
 


Fri July 14, 2006
(CTV)
 
 
 
Drunken Canadian reveller has "no memory" of pissing on war memorial. What else does he have "no memory" of pissing on?
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford's credit rating reduced by Moody's from junk to Duke
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is eating ice cream with a fork, because the spoons are all dirty. What weird things have you done lately as a result of your laziness? LGN
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(357)
 
(FP Passport)
 
 
 
Iraqi official reveals the root of all of Iraq's violence. Al Qaeda? Nope. Ethnic struggle? Nope. Jews? Ding ding ding!
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(389)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
First half of year was warmest on record. Al Gore smiles smugly
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(489)
 
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego experiences median home price drop from last year for first time in a decade. People everywhere wondering why selling 200-square-foot houses for $500K is suddenly so difficult
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(136)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
"Games you can play with your pussy" and other unintentional porn found in real life
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(104)
 
(Drunken Frat Boy)
 
 
 
Frat busted off campus for minor drinking after MySpace.com photo indiscretion. Will we NEVER learn? "Dumbass" trumps "Obvious" tag; shotguns a Schlitz
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German postman caught with 90 boxes of undelivered mail at his house, but insists he and his friends plan to deliver it all any day now
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cannabis plants removed from Berlin foster home. Please, dude, may I have some more
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(81)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Oil prices dip slightly, maybe because one of the stock bidders apparently has a giant lollipop stuck to his head (see photo)
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(193)
 
(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Last minute GO Train Cancelled Fark Party at Stratenger's for all you traffic-screwed Torontoans. Come or don't
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(27)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
If you show people you have a prosthetic leg, sooner or later someone's going to rip off your leg and beat you with it. Or, at least, beat someone with it
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(40)
 
(Comcast News)
 
 
 
Dog mauls large red cock. Owner plans to "have Big Red mounted, and on display at their store"
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK dragon hunters go to Gambia to find the mythical beast known as "Ninki Nanka." Nessie, Bigfoot, Abominable Snowman and Tom Cruise's heterosexuality seen wishing the researchers good luck
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(53)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
If you live north of Atlanta, free firewood is available on the highway
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is the 2nd Annual Cow Appreciation Day. Dress up like a cow, get free food at Chick-Fil-A
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(62)
 
(Journal Online)
 
 
 
Pretty teen's big breasts bust robbers. Includes confusing quote
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(225)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach worker succeeds in recycling his arm in a recycling plant
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors don't think they're paid enough to hear you biatch and moan about [insert legitimate reason here]
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(185)
 
(Mimico)
 
 
 
No GO Train. Derailment suspends Toronto commuter train service
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(102)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New report from the Center for the Blindingly Obvious finds that more than half of today's workers not prepared for retirement. "Obvious" tag out buying lottery tickets after its 401K imploded
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(170)
 
(Some Young Gai)
 
 
 
Photoshop this painting of Kim Jong Il
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(115)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Woman cuts 1984 Dodge Aries in half -- in less than one minute
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(79)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jordan's King Abdullah drives Japanese PM Koizumi back to hotel after dinner. Awwwwww, yeah
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lot of farkers have been asking for an update, it's now official. Playmate sues BlogNYC for $100,000 in what may be the most frivolous lawsuit of the century
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(133)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Barbaro's condition ugraded from glue to "sticky, kind of like the floor of a NYC taxi"
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(107)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Oxygen on space station apparently comes from recycled astronaut pee. So that's why there's no asparagus in space
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prominent Pakistani cleric killed by suicide bomber. Remember them? Pakistan? AQ Khan? Anyone? Is this mic on?
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israeli warplanes destroy Hezbollah guerilla HQ (with pic of blown up stuff)
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(957)
 
(Some Toilet Hugger)
 
 
 
Lazy chefs serve raw Korean oysters to crowd at rugby match. Mass diarrhoealarity ensues
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(60)
 
(Sideshow Collectibles)
 
 
 
For the movie fan that has everything: A life-sized T-800 Terminator replica. Bonus: Try not to get "You Could Be Mine" by Guns 'n' Roses stuck in your head
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(Der Spiegel)
 
 
 
Coolest slideshow you'll see today: 500,000 cubic meters of rock breaking off a mountain. That's about 250,000 imperial buttloads for you Americans
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Israel to United Nations: Attacks won't end until Hezbollah is disarmed, which is two days before never
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(389)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gunmen blow hole in wall on Gaza-Egypt border. Dozens of people enter Gaza with suitcases... wait, what? Dudes, get out of there
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman leaves grocery store, gets 20 free garter snakes. Other shoppers hopeful
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(36)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Sony kills off the UMD disc for PSP movies
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(208)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lemon-flavored water. New hotness: Nicotine-flavored water
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(38)
 
(heraldonline.com)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sex workers demand rights, respect, fewer fat guys
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(129)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Gerald Ford celebrates another year free of being mauled by wolves
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(42)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Library masturbator to be sentenced today. In other news, OJ Simpson shot a 75 today
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shuttle astronauts do final inspection, search for placard inside cargo bay doors for proper tire pressure
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(42)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
L.A. Transit Authority to mechanic: You're fired. Mechanic to transit system: I'm going to get into a bus and pretend I'm in a demolition derby. L.A. police to mechanic: You're arrested
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Average British male spends £1,144 per year cultivating his beer gut
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Here's the Muslim outrage
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(200)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Step 1: Take LSD. Step 2: Call yourself a troll, demand $1 from people crossing bridge. Step 3: Profit
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(192)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
How Canada's intelligence service did what the FBI and CIA could not
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(123)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Mutant, two-toned lobster caught off the coast of Maine. (w/ cool pic)
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(129)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Comcast, Time Warner: "All your Adelphia are belong to us." FCC: "For great justice"
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italian tabloid sparks outrage by printing pic of Princess Diana dying. This thread is useless without outrage
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(138)
 
(LSU Reveille)
 
 
 
Two students break into office to steal final exam, forget to wear gloves and leave prints everywhere. Police think they hadn't thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Carolina burglars break into porn shop and steal only a life-size "virtual girl" replica of Marilyn Monroe, which the owner describes as having "great sentimental value"
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japan's interest rates skyrocket 0.25 percent. A huge swing, considering it was zero percent for five years
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(31)
 
(The Bergen Record)
 
 
 
Stoner lets dog out onto awning of downstairs business. Police carry dog back through window and find pot lying on table. Jailarity ensues
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(69)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
RIAA defeated in David v. Goliath, forced to pay David's court costs. Metallica unavailable for anything worthwhile
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs challenges website Goldmansex.com. For now, GoldManSack.com still in the clear
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(19)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Sesame Street" to release free DVD to military families to help explain to kids why parents are away for so long. Bonus features include Elmo demonstrating how to kill terrorist with sharpened spoon
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(109)
 
(mcall)
 
 
 
Angry at your mom for asking you to put the clean dishes away? That's easy, stab yourself in the leg
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India implicitly blames Pakistan for recent train bombings. Hilarity sure to ensue
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(135)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Holy hole in a donut, Batman! Ed McMahon beats Robin as greatest sidekick ever
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Residents of Haifa ordered into bomb shelters. Hezbollah seen firing rockets loaded with bootleg copies of "Gigli"
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(699)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Edison Police have stopped fleeing accident scenes naked. Move on to beating Hindus
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(18)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
England to outlaw the standby mode in most electronics
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(158)
 
(Some Hot Wax)
 
 
 
Woman attacked and held captive by a car wash
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(27)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Today's Middle Eastern grudge-match thread. With strategic analysis
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(325)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"I got furious when they complained to me that I was standing naked, so I did it to harass them"
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"We're pretty sure the dogs are not sharing terrorist secrets here at the society"
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(33)
 
(KTVU-TV)
 
 
 
Newscaster interviews "Mike Litoris" for spot-news story, no one laughs
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katrina's latest price: Mr. T's gold chains
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(122)
 
(NBC 10 Philly)
 
 
 
Today's "house with one cat born with two faces" story brought to you by Ohio. With pics and video
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(93)
 
(Weekly Planet)
 
 
 
Owner of "tobacco accessories shop" takes reporter shopping to prove Home Depot sells more drug paraphernalia than he does. "Let me know if you want to go to Bed Bath and Beyond, they have all kinds of shiat there"
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(187)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 because she wanted a cute sheriff's deputy to return to her house
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(69)
 
(Monsters & Critics)
 
 
 
Scientist develops process to grow cow cells into full-size hamburger overnight but can't get anyone to invest
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(88)
 
(Some DC-area Guy)
 
 
 
DC Fark Party next Friday (July 21)
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(174)
 
(Some Gandalf Wannabe)
 
 
 
Photoshop Darwiche the Brown
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(84)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Gun store owner can sell remaining inventory despite 900 violations, selling 14 guns used in homicides. NRA membership has its privileges
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(272)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pete Coors, head of Coors, arrested for drunk driving
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 15 most popular ice cream flavors
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(202)
 
(Some Wage Slave)
 
 
 
You think your company sucks? This guy's place billed him for the flowers they sent when his dad died. "Silly" trumps "Asinine" for the win
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World collectively says awwwwwwww... schools for baby meerkats
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(70)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Man brings sword to fistfight. Sword trifecta in play
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors warn that homepathic treatments, just like chicken sacrifice, snake handling and chiropractic, will do nothing to protect you against malaria
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(147)
 


Thu July 13, 2006
(KPTV)
 
 
 
"Snakes on a Plane" makes surprise debut on flight from Hong Kong to Amsterdam
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poisonous mud wreaks havoc on Java, and not the other way around for once
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man on trial for theft steals judge's keys while on trial. "Dumbass" tag doesn't do him justice
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(18)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man files suit to bring dog to nude beach. The dog is a rat terrier named Cheekies. We can't make this stuff up
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alton Brown eats gravel
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(113)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Guardian Angels begin patrolling Toronto streets. American members of the unarmed street patrol group unsure how instructions to tell thugs, "Hey, smarten up, eh?" will work
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(69)
 
(AeroSquid)
 
 
 
Fark military analysts: Present your WORST case scenario of the current "bump" in the Middle East roadmap to peace
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(397)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this five-neck guitar
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(99)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The entire power grid that is the fabric of life in the U.S. can be completely disrupted by a bird carrying a snake
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(102)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Gov. Jeb Bush declares state of emergency in small town after most of the city council quits and no one is paying the bills
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lightning vs. Rainbow
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(62)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian alcohol lobby wants lower taxes on vodka to make life easier for poorer folks
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(29)
 
(Hammer of Truth)
 
 
 
Why third parties don't win elections (detailed list)
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(231)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst comedians of all time. Oddly enough, Larry the cable guy not mentioned
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(595)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Teen uses sword in attack, robbery
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NJ jury finds Vioxx not a major heart-attack factor, but having to pay NJ taxes is
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(39)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger's condition upgraded from helmetless dumbass to regretful dumbass
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(110)
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-News)
 
 
 
Comedian Red Buttons was still alive until today. CNN announces new oldest prewritten obit is now for: Jack Palance
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(135)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Valerie Plame sues Cheney, Rove and Libby for conspiring to destroy her career
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(783)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crisis in the Middle East is now over. The United Nations sends a three-person diplomatic team to the region. Problem solved
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(255)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Chinese reporter that Yahoo ratted out gets two years in PMITA prison. Way to go, guys
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(177)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Street performer defies the laws of nature by stacking his pet mouse on top of his pet cat on top of his pet dog -- that is, until he's arrested by the Bisbee, AZ police. (With a pic of the dog/cat/mouse pyramid)
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(194)
 
(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Reached for comment, woman whose lips were superglued by jealous ex said, "Mmmfhhhfm"
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood says man flab is "in." In other news, women love men for their senses of humor -- money and size are irrelevant, self-improvement is masturbation
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(770)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dog puts truck into gear and runs over woman while attempting to drive to the store to get steak
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(67)
 
(Some Robot Guy)
 
 
 
Ride-able robots are here
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(121)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this senior citizen armed against mountain lions with a pair of air horns
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(122)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Two Illinois men charged with selling expired salad dressing, gonna be really sick of that Chris Rock reference if convicted
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
HS football player killed, several others injured in paintball accident. "I have seen a lot of horseplay over the past years, but I think this is the first time I have ever seen somebody playing paintball at 75 mph"
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(240)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
PETA praises White Sox for having vegetarian options at U.S. Cellular Field. Refuse to look at Wrigley Field because Cubs usually collapse like rented mules by August
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(176)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian Defence Department suggests using fleet of tiny sattelites to patrol vast Arctic wilderness. When the rebel base is located, Admiral Veers will then land his force of snowtroopers in AT-ATs
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(Breitbart.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
One Hezbollah terrorist to another: "If we can get these Israeli soldiers to Iran, everything should go well. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(1241)
 
(Raw Story)
 
Video
 
Fox news crew reveals Israeli positions. Promptly given the Al Jazeera treatment (shot at on live TV)
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(386)
 
(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
Navy proclaims sea swap experiment a success and promptly cancels it. Translation: It didn't work
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Big sale at Wal-Mart: All merchandise under $25 now free
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(349)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Eskimos in Russia, USA, Canada and Greenland urged to standardize their language in an effort to preserve their culture and eliminate unnecessary synonyms for "snow"
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(67)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Man shot with fake gun DID have real bullet in his head
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(50)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A chicken has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell. Expected on Ebay soon
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(142)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Bacon-eating burglar arrested after cooking up two-pounds of pork in victim's kitchen
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(48)
 
(Khou.com)
 
 
 
Has the crime rate in Houston gone up because: A) The large influx of illegal aliens? B) Katrina evacuees? Or C) The police chief lives in Phoenix?
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Convicted child predator helped produce a state-sponsored children's music CD. The song "I Want to Touch You" gave it away
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch clinic for video-game addiction established for twonks who spent the last four years playing the prat version of Arnold J. Rimmer
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(116)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Askmen asks you to vote for the hottest plastic-surgery babe (safe for work -- sponsored link)
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's a time and place for nudity -- the train line is not one of them
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(92)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Woman has quadruplets without fertility drugs after having triplets with fertility drugs
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(101)
 
(Some Dead Guy)
 
 
 
Human remains found near Dolphin Stadium thought to be what is left of Ricky William's career
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(37)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Real-life "Soup Nazi" to open 50 restaurants in England. Just don't mention the war
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(42)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
World's five billionth baby turns nineteen, plans to celebrate with Cuervo Gold, fine Colombian
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(149)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
GM introduces new "SUV withdrawal vehicles" as part of its march to Chapter 11
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(245)
 
(timesonline.uk)
 
 
 
In what doctors are calling "the most interesting case history in the world," a brain tumor turns man into Michael Jackson
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(141)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney starts up a new business called Rent-a-Cletus where people actually pay around $20,000 for him to show up at a party
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(179)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mother of 13 now seeking in-vitro fertilization so she can have more (with rare photo of mom with her pants on)
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(223)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Officials consider explosives for prairie dogs, Carl Spackler called in for consultation
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(59)
 
(Tennessee Farkers)
 
 
 
NASHVILLE, TN Fark Party this Saturday 7/15, DIT
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(126)
 
(Some Other Slayer Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two Slayer fans on a donkey
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"We know what alcohol does. Why not make better drugs?"
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(189)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fellow driver suggests Danica Patrick might be a better driver "at that time of the month"
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(168)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
JD Power and Associates says cable companies are high in customer satisfaction. Unlikely tag demands overtime pay. In other news, this is submitted from the library as submitter's cable internet is down
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(75)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Dutch McDonald's restaurant removes urinals that are shaped liked wide-open red lips after complaint of American customer
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(164)
 
(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Guy invents new Pringles flavor: crack
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(50)
 
(Channel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Soldier/high school teacher fired after returning from Afghanistan. Principal complains that teaching should have been his priority
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(265)
 
(Hugs Not Drugs)
 
 
 
The Hugging Saint is in town, if you want anything more, you'll have to go back to the champagne room
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(14)
 
(KXII)
 
 
 
Cool: The British MG is coming back. And of course by "British" we mean that It's being built in Oklahoma by the Chinese
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(61)
 
(Political Gateway)
 
 
 
British Police to drunk women: If you pass out, your skirt may ride up,show off more than you intended, for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and you've recently waxed
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(40)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia promoting tourism - however, single women visitors must be over 40, fully robed, no alcohol, fornication, eating outdoors or visiting the holy sites. Sounds just like my last Disneyland vacation
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Urine luck if you like to play streaming video games while going to the bathroom (with video)
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police in Phoenix hunting two serial killers. Citizens advised to lock their doors, avoid travelling alone after dark, and put the lotion in the f*cking basket
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(111)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Israeli jets thrust boldly into Lebanese territory, pound Beruit's airport over and over, then climb back into their airspace and brag to all their friends
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(920)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Florida now America's top surfing state. California and Hawaii say whoa
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Adam and Eve's first conversation
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ken Lay compared to MLK, Jesus in memorial service. In other news, MLK convicted of causing rolling blackouts in Selma, Jesus responsible for massive myrrh shortage in Nazareth
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: garden gnomes. New Hotness: life-size naked women statues (possibly Not safe for work)
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(77)
 


Wed July 12, 2006
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man has been struggling to prove he is alive, can not work since he no longer officially exists
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(65)
 
(wsbtv.com)
 
 
 
If you're gonna cash a stolen check at a bank, make sure the checks don't belong to the bank teller, and don't leave your driver's license and social security card at the teller window
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(55)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 62: "Shadows" Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(325)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cruisin' guy
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(95)
 
(NewsPress)
 
 
 
Home invader punches old man in face; ends up kneeling on floor and apologizing after man's 84-year-old wife tells him he needs God in his life
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tornado hits north of Manhattan. Terror level increased to Holy Jebus
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(237)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
80-year-old Pittsburgh man trades one kind of crack for the other
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(48)
 
(Pete Shinn)
 
 
 
Blogger duped by The Onion now claims his article was a joke and the rest of the world is stupid (1st post on the page)
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(321)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli pilot, mistakenly believing he had an ice cream truck in his sights, bombs Palestinian Foreign Ministry
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(546)
 
(nbc11.com)
 
 
 
A man adopts two wild sharks and quickly finds out his nine-ton fish tank isn't big enough for fish and sharks to live in harmony
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bigots at Westboro Baptist Church don't arrive to protest funeral, still being billed for security they requested
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(211)
 
(BoingBoing)
 
 
 
Today at sunset, NYC turns into Stonehenge. Cue Spinal Tap and the fog machines
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Intelligence officials cry foul when media reveals federal surveillance? Time to howl for treason charges. Same officials decry media covering NY tunnel-bombing story? Bury it in a followup story and keep on truckin'
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(96)
 
(The Whig)
 
 
 
Canadian city declares war on wind chimes, starts handing out STFU orders and fines to residents who leave them up all night to jingle. "Some people really like them, and some people really don't," says chief stormtrooper
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(135)
 
(Some Giblet)
 
 
 
In order to bring JEEEEzusss to the godless in Australia, the Bible first has to be translated into Aussiespeak
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(81)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Kobe sexual-assault case, NBA players asking friends or bodyguards to stand in and watch any bedroom activities that might take place on the road. "It isn't just kinky, it's smart business." (Second story)
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(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FIFA raises concerns over South Africa's ability to host the World Cup. "Obvious" tag keels over and dies
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(170)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Women who work long hours eat more high-fat and high-sugar snacks, exercise less, drink more caffeine and, if smokers, smoke more." In other words, it turns them into men
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(48)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood congratulate Hezbollah on its strategically brilliant military victory of capturing two Israeli grunts
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(216)
 
(wftv.com)
 
 
 
Six men lift a van to rescue a trapped toddler. This is the day the "Florida" tag has been waiting for
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(56)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
It's illegal to search the garbage for used tampons in Holland. How do we know? Because the police are investigating the "Tampon Bandit" (sorry about the satire tag, misclicked -Drew)
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(80)
 
(Some Confused Farker)
 
 
 
Screencap from opening scene of Netflix-rented copy of "Blackboard Jungle" -- that smudge on the top of that building isn't there in the original film. WTF is being blurred out?
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(200)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientist debunk the dirty money myth. But remember to always you clean off the blow after you're done doing some lines on a stripper's ass. It's just common courtesy
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "200 cats in one house" story is brought to you with a twist: They are allowed to stay
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(37)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a spatula floating around in space, the Discovery astronauts would like to have a word with you
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(72)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pilot, you are clear to land on runway I-540
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(56)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man attacks two police officers with taser but, from the look of his picture, he zapped himself, too, or is having an incredibly bad hair day
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man wins chicken-clucking contest for ninth year in a row. In other news, man remains confused over his inability to get a date
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man invents wife to collect 9-11 benefits, caught when authorities noted he looked well rested and, yes, he did wear THAT shirt out in public
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(130)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Insurance company sponsors gas giveaway. Result? Crashes, fights, arrests and three officers sent to hospital
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
State Department computer attacked by hackers focusing on China and N. Korea data
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Niche media will, inevitably, continue to weaken mass media." Welcome to the niche media
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(59)
 
(KLTV)
 
 
 
Going nude is getting more popular. Now please turn off your web cam (with SFW picture)
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(129)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toyota to recall 160,000 Tundras to make them less safe
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(131)
 
(CNET)
 
 
 
Scientists reanimate dogs that have been clinically dead for three hours. Your dog wants brains
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(138)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Performance artist/blogger's claim to Internet fame has been kidnapped and the perps are taunting her via Gmail
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(64)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel defines hypocrisy as they declare the taking of their soldiers an act of war while excusing their own capturing of enemy soldiers
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(686)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Apparently confused by 90 degree heat and humidity, Buffalo residents stealing snowblowers
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(28)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
FEMA will soon be sending warnings of national emergencies on wireless phones, web sites and hand-held computers. But don't worry, you'll probably be dead by the time they realize it's an emergency
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(40)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man shot in groin while standing on street corner, hopes to win $25,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos
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(20)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Tired of boring obituaries, Fred wrote his own. About the author
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(33)
 
(Some Captain)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's and a stolen 100-foot yacht make for a bad combination, especially if you're not much of a boater
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vatican announces it has racked up a $12.4 million budget surplus, plans to blow some of the windfall on a pimped-out new Popemobile complete with spinning rims, whistle tips and a Cristal cooler in the armrest
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Designer trees coming to NYC -- photoshop some ideas
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zidane apologizes... to the kids. Apparently, he headbutts kids, too
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(231)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Woman runs 80 meters in 13.52 seconds; "only bought the high-heels the day before."
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(39)
 
(Some Drama Llama)
 
 
 
Ken Lay speechless as his character witness collapses at funeral
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winston Churchill's half-smoked cigar sells at auction for £365. Half-empty glass of brandy not up for auction as there never was such a thing
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot begs reporters to stop feeding his dog. His dog wants steak
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Real-life Fawlty Towers hotel gets £1 million makeover to add swimming pool, a conservatory and herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically over the plains
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(100)
 
(Stockport Express)
 
 
 
British pub owner stages England vs. Portugal re-enactment using only garden gnomes. It all went well, except for the drunken, angry spectators smashing the Ronaldo gnome to pieces (pic)
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(35)
 
(WLTX)
 
Weeners
 
Sisters mail hot dog back and forth for 54 years. "I don't know what made me do it. The devil I guess." (With gross pics of 54-year-old hot dog)
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying 43,000 pounds of hogs wrecks on interstate when they all shifted. Damn. One letter away from comedy gold
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(110)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Bid now on the knowledge of the wherabouts of heaven, the cure for cancer, world peace and the future of mankind as revealed by Jesus Christ. Or buy now for $15,000.00, plus $10.00 shipping
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(157)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
People suckered into buying during the condo conversion craze now find themselves the owners of useless properties
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(140)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Gay-tolerant" Canada hosts the world's biggest gay athletic event, but won't grant most of the athletes visas because they have criminal records as a result of their home coutries' laws against being gay
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(118)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Princeton, which has an endowment of $11 billion, upset at New Jersey for cutting $500,000 in funding from the state budget
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(86)
 
(PegoTheJerk)
 
 
 
Lateral Thinking Puzzle #500 - The coveted Naked Jane Award is being played for. (LGT pic of)
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(355)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ripley's to open first Believe It Or Not museum in China. All the exhibits are more amazing if you add "in bed" to their description
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(58)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
County accidentally listed a mobile home as being worth $262 million dollars; either there was a clerical error, or that is one sweet double wide with wheels
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(50)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Fake gunfights are all fun and games until someone ends up with a real bullet in the head
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister's mother upset that President Bush refers to him as "Steve". Hopefully Bush's mother never hears what many Canadians call the US President
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Man Breaks into Restaurant. News: Sticks Around to Cook Chicken Wings. Fark.Com: In the Dishwasher
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(33)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami Beach high rise fire likely caused by one of resident's 21 television sets
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(45)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Thugs rob man of his car, his cell phone, and then his dignity
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(57)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Massive fires burn outside Los Angeles, threatening McMansions and historical fake dude ranches
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(96)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
When on the rise to stardom and asked how you'll celebrate your latest success, do not answer "by doing lots of drugs" -- even is that is the truth
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(172)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Army to end exclusive Halliburton contracts. Outraged Halliburton executives threaten to fire Bush
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(188)
 
(Rochester D & C)
 
 
 
Generic drug company trying to raise awareness for their products... by setting the world record for most people in Groucho Marx glasses. If it's not Florida, it must be Rochester, NY
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(62)
 
(Some Whistle-Blower)
 
 
 
Of course we need snakes on a plane, to eat all the got-damn mice
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(50)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for stealing $500,000 from friend, $90,000 of which was spent at strip club
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(54)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Québec boy loses both legs below the knee in water-park accident. "He will have to learn to walk again," said Dr. Realé Yathinkseau
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(155)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Inmates sue to overturn porn ban. What has the ACLU done for you lately?
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(231)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Man who caught 715* while waiting for beer to auction the ball on eBay
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(82)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
$1 million worth of maple syrup stolen in Quebec. Mrs. Butterworth wanted for questioning
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(48)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Roger Keith (Syd) Barrett is still dead.... But now we know why
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(131)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
District of Columbia police chief declares a crime emergency. If you can imagine crime in a city like Washington, even after Congress is factored out of the calculation
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen riding on car roof injured in accident... "Apparently they had done this before" says officer
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(59)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Floods, heat wave, and now a skeeter invasion: 3rd plague for Philly
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(29)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude simulating a volcanic eruption may be the best way to deal with global warming
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time. New browser specifically designed to search exclusively for porn
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(123)
 
(Homeland Stupidity)
 
 
 
Critical infrastructure to protect from terrorist attacks: Old MacDonald's Petting Zoo, Amish Country Popcorn, Jay's Sporting Goods, and of course Krispy Kreme
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Auschwitz to be renamed to "The Former Nazi German Concentration Camp of Auschwitz". Prince surrenders
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(84)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Growing numbers of Japanese are buying nuclear bunkers. Make ideal 'canned food' for Godzilla in the aftermath of a war
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(25)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man is fined a buffalo and a pig after getting married without his wife's permission
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(18)
 
(Some Siberian Tiger)
 
 
 
Teen pets tiger, Darwin approves her nomination for an award
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(112)
 
(WCBS880.com)
 
 
 
Escaped convict who is still on the lam gets a burger named after him, is only available to go
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(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fossil record shows that you don't know fear until you've faced a nine-foot, flesh-eating duck that weighed nearly half a ton
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(93)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Office gossip encourages staff bonding and can help increase productivity. Except for that slut in accounting with the tight blouses. You know the one
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(95)
 
(News Busters)
 
 
 
At the pace viewership is dropping at the networks, "The CBS Evening News" might not be around by the time Katie Couric is supposed to start in September
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(95)
 
(Some Uncle)
 
 
 
What is submitter's nephew pointing at?
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lebanese militants capture two more Israeli soldiers - Israel attacks targets in Lebanon
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(1083)
 
(Some entrekken)
 
 
 
DFW Farkers: SoaMF Fark Party DIT LG to our party site
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(71)
 
(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
Vanuatu happiest place on Earth; USA 150th
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some interesting facts you should know about Social Security
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts want to have their cake and eat it too -- continues to discriminate, but demands free stuff other private organizations are required to pay for
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(680)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
All-smoking airline set to debut in 2007
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(155)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British post office employees attempt to look at porn sites 2,135 times every day. Explains a lot about the service
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption: What is Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco whispering about this giant $4.2 billion check from HUD?
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(110)
 
(some angry Buddist)
 
 
 
News writer extremely uncomfortable with Buddists, submits shortest web news story of all time
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man who tried to crash into pub swinging a running chainsaw gets banned from every pub in Britain. Leatherface unavailable for comment
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hospital staff believe man banging on hospital doors is either crazy wifebeater or zombie and lock him out. Turns out that he was trying to get their attention because of the heart attack victim
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police fear rise in crime following theft of three forklifts
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
5 ways to destroy your credit, also known as 5 things you do every day
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(205)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Driver with no eyes branded "a danger" on the roads. You think?
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Travel agency breathes new life into the business: selling fake vacation evidence to those who want to pretend they went someplace cool
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Tana Umaga
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(72)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Buttafuoco going to back to PMITA prison (a.k.a. the Big-house of Buttafuoco)
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(41)
 


Tue July 11, 2006
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man can't come up with $125 to free his puppy from the pound, so he steals it. [Stupid] trumps [Hero]
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(95)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Italian electronics chain probably thought a promotion offering customers who bought a TV their money back if Italy won World Cup was a brilliant idea two months ago. Because the Italians couldn't possibly win, right?
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(64)
 
(Joliet Herald News)
 
 
 
How to win back your ex-wife? I don't know, but hiring a homeless man to kidnap you both and force you to have sex at gunpoint doesn't seem to work
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(92)
 
(Some Fat Confucian)
 
 
 
Woman bakes monster fortune cookies covered in m&m's and stuffed with candy. Fortune inside says: "You're getting fat round eye."
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(41)
 
(I-Am-Bored.com)
 
 
 
Web art created entirely out of mouse followers
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(59)
 
(Edgar Alan Poe-Boy Samich)
 
 
 
Pen the worst opening line for a novel (link goes to the real contest)
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(626)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Flood damage to IRS headquarters in Washington will take six months to fix, but they assure the public that it won't affect the number of taxpayers they send to jail between now and then
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(55)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
MySpace video depicts Koran being shot, thrown at mosque. When they find out who did it, pig heads will roll
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(351)
 
(Some Insecure Computer)
 
 
 
Company's stock drops 40% because employees were watching the World Cup instead of closing deals
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(31)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
American funeral homes ditch their Gloomy Gus atmosphere in favor of a fun view of death and burial. Some even offer banquets
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(72)
 
(ic Scotland)
 
 
 
Witness says she saw former head of the Scottish Socialist Party having sex with a prostitute in a Glasgow hotel while a naked man watched. Accused says he was just trying to share the wealth... in his pants
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(34)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Discerning Manhattanite partygoers eagerly dine on maggots, ants and worms. Later seen complimenting a naked emperor on his new wardrobe
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(71)
 
(BlogNYC)
 
 
 
Attorney for Playmate suing blogger refuses to specify why his client is suing because blogger keeps making their conversations public
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's July 4th exploits in his neighbors pool while they are off camping
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(86)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida firemen train to handle new killer bee infestation. "Best advice if you're caught in a bee attack without your suit? Run and keep running. Enraged killer bees will give chase for about three football fields. Run farther"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
In Canada, it's illegal to incite 14-year-olds to bestiality, advertise Viagra and scare the elderly and children to death. Submitter's weekend plans have gone right out the window
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(AP)
 
 
 
Scott Peterson's ex-mistress gets engaged. To another man. Plan a nice boat trip for their honeymoon
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(YouTube)
 
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Twenty-something farkers will remember this "Don't put it in your mouth" PSA
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(ABC13 Houston)
 
 
 
news: Woman kills husband using Arsenic. Fark: she did it for a new set of Boobies
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Black people in the U.S. want slavery reparations. How about a compromise: If you were ever a slave, you get $10 million?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nielsen plans to rate TV commercials such as HeadOn, apply directly to forehead, HeadOn, apply directly to forehead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Snoop Dogg frightened white people and had a relevant voice in hip hop? Neither do we. But now Orbit gum lets you get a phone call from him
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Help, there's an arrow in my ibis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Congressmen are not above the law. Congress vows to change that silly law
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the makers of that film about people puking: A film about people crapping. But is it art?
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(Al-Jazeera)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera absolutely jazzed that 9/11 conspiracy whackadoodle can teach his nonsense to college students
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China reports new outbreak of foot and mouth disease. Chinese president may have picked it up during April's visit to the White House
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(WSBTV.com)
 
 
 
Two women sent to hospital after bartender dips martini glasses in fryer cleaner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New media-fabricated fashion trend among guys is wearing women's jeans. "It's a new punk rock sort of thing," explains one
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(Orbitcast.com)
 
 
 
Mancow might be given the boot. Hopefully will be replaced by a DJ that isn't afraid of the word 'Nutsack.'
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Vandals change billboard so that Jesus, "King of Jews," is now pitching Budweiser, "King of Beers." This story, unlike the other one, has a pic of the billboard
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