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Sun June 25, 2006
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Waitress who doesn't make enough money to own a home donates over $200 a month to build a home for a homeless family in Jamaica and helps raise money to build 13 more
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vegetarian diet can lead to strokes, heart attack, diabetes and other fatal diseases. Suck it, hippies
source: newindpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(340)
 
(St. Paul Police)
 
 
 
Recent prostitution arrest photos from St. Paul, Minnes--OH DEAR GOD NOOOO
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(320)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Unlikely teammates: Surprising sports partnerships of the Fortune 500 (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Steve's Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fighter pilot
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this girl and her new friend
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pupils told by teachers not to take Latin classes because it will make their precious little brains hurt
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
France is the number one source of Muslim virgins
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(89)
 
(Axcess News)
 
 
 
Study shows Americans are leading more isolated, lonelier lives
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(141)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(GWB audio)
 
 
 
AudioEdit theme: George Bush makes a call to OnStar
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are mountain lions in Rhode Island. Run for the hills Oh, hell, it's Rhode Island... uh... run for the ocean
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(83)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Newly revealed list of banned rock groups in USSR includes The Clash for punk and violence, Julio Iglesias for neo-fascism, and Pink Floyd for distortion of Soviet foreign policy
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(112)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ice tea containing cannabis extract is hitting stores in the UK and while it does not contain any narcotic elements it does not fit very with the the typical government drug hysteria
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(87)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you're drying your hair after a shower and there's a cockroach hiding in the towel and it crawls into your ear and tries to burrow into your brain? Yeah, so does this guy
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father of five runs down gang of youths who decided to spend their copious amounts of free time attacking his car with baseball bats and knives. Some people will argue he's an asshat, but submitter disagrees
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(425)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Worker at Japanese nuclear waste processing plant accidentally exposed to waste, says he feels fine and hopes to develop super-powers as soon as possible
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(49)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Leader of House Homeland Security Committee urges criminal charges against NYT and other papers that reveal what it's doing. "We're at war, and for the Times to release information about secret operations and methods is treasonous''
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(866)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Upon being told they may have to work thru weekend, hung jury finds defendant guilty 1.5 hrs. later
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bye Bye Barbie?
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New phone booths are coming. Bring your own phone (29)
 
(You Tube)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's new music video. Oh .... dear .... god
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(288)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Government shocked to realize that 100,000 AK-47s have been imported into the UK in the last year, seeing as how they're illegal for civilians to use and the army doesn't use them either
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(130)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Men sexually harrassed almost as much as women
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Second richest man to give 85% of his money to richest man
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(188)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Prominent civil rights attorney arrested after not tolerating cameraman making film about tolerance
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
America's newest sport: Irish road bowling
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from OPD? Take this simple test to find out
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alcohol is now a date rape drug in Wisconsin
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(232)
 
(Some Bugger)
 
 
 
New York legislature discovers the official state insect is extinct, drops less pressing issues to name replacement
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(38)
 
(some bored blogger)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bigass wire sculptures
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(81)
 
(Some Rules)
 
 
 
How to write good
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Queen to host surreal Mad Hatter's Party
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(39)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Teen killed after jumping off bridge with friends. Parents were actually right for once
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(54)
 
(Birmingham News)
 
 
 
Congregation ponders the separation of church and building codes as 80-foot section of self-built church collapses
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(70)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Slow news day in NYC: Man drives almost 25 year old rust bucket in Manhattan
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Virginia woman eats 60 ham biscuits in eight minutes (with video)
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(59)
 
(American Express)
 
 
 
Prove you have more money than brains with "Butterfly from American Express"
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(94)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I like being a moron" claims Adam Sandler, continuing to be an inspiration to those of us who refuse to set our goals too high
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(83)
 
(TechEMaster)
 
 
 
Top 10 strangest Japanese gadgets and accessories
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks - still ashamed of the President
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(698)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Of all the blocks of brownstones in all the neighborhoods of Manhattan, NYC has to rename a portion of W. 103rd St. as Humphrey Bogart Place
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robot fools cockroaches into gathering into one place where they can easily be hit with a shoe
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first iPod-controlled laser system
source: techeblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Germany's Robowatch company producing massive BattleBots to maintain surveillance and order at World Cup. All of the Connors have gone home already
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two great games today in the World Cup. Who will win? Your daily discussion thread is here
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(1014)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Escaped porcupine on the run in England in what authorities are calling a prickly situation
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(22)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Zoo leases its big cats out to parties, weddings. What could possibly go wrong?
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(43)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Honey, the brochure said "unrivaled beauties, performances every hour". How the hell was I supposed to know?
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Disney relents and allows parents to engrave an image of Winnie the Pooh on their child's gravestone. Good taste also relents and allows them to caption the image with "a bear of very little brain."
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(64)
 
(Some Goth)
 
 
 
The goths go baroque taking over Disneyland for a weekend every August. After viewing the pictures from last year's event apparently the undead still eat
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Unbelievable video of starlings nearly taking down a tree
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(166)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Use of the pool at the Hampton Inn in Durango is free for registered guests. Also, if you're a big black bear that wants to run everybody off and spend the day there yourself, well, thats free too
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(19)
 
(Steve's Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ghost town cactus
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(64)
 
(Google Video)
 
 
 
Color guncam footage from a WWII-era P-47
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(139)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Mystery of Clearwater Beach Monster that terrorized town in 1940s has been solved. No answer yet for Scientologists swarming town in 2006
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(31)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thief steals man's shoes and knifepoint, leaves him money. Gotta be the shoes
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(32)
 
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
Today's impractical solar powered hybrid of the future brought to you by Swarovski Crystal
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Berlin has a wee problem -- biologists have warned that trees are in danger of dying because of male fans urinating in the bushes
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(31)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Man writes 'Bad Drivers Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy and Endanger Those Around You'
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(193)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Zookeeper wears fleece-lined pouch to raise orphaned wallaby
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(17)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
This week researchers believe massive eruption may have led to first mass animal extinction
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(82)
 


Sat June 24, 2006
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Rural Texas investigators flunk CSI-ology after failing to check ID in wallet on accident victim
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(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
'No benefit for girls' in single-sex schools; teachers also dislike lack of hot, young male students to guide into manhood
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
That drunk pelican? Not drunk....acid. Groovy man
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(34)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
ACLU wants boys in Michigan allowed to become cheerleaders. ESPN programming department surrenders
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Postal inspectors looking into threatening letters being received by Quad City residents. Investigator calls letters "freaky". Further analysis will determine whether they are "far out" and "wicked weird"
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What do you give the boy who doesn't like anything - except cheese? Well besides a laxative
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(83)
 
(Steve's Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy little bee
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(79)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
British diplomat in charge of southern Iraq, unable to leave compound due to mortar fire, receives memos from London ordering him to set up "gender awareness workshops" in remote marshland villages
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(51)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
£100 bowl of soup, obviously some species is being wiped out
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you thought you heard something late last night... say, several million people yelling "What the fark was THAT??"... it was probably Sri Lanka
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(39)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Company to pipe advertising and pop music onto public school buses starting this year
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bird Flu mutates into human-to-human transmission form. We're all going to clucking die
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British army goat misbehaves in front of the Queen and gets demoted. In other news, there are goats in the British army
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(49)
 
(Visalia Times Delta)
 
 
 
With nothing else happening, paper reports on homeless guy who annoys people
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(35)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Saddam thinks the United States plans to reinstate him as president of Iraq
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(353)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian Navy mentions that they lost a torpedo, so if anybody sees it wash up on shore, it would be really helpful if you could call them
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's drunk dumbass engaging police in an extremely low-speed chase on a 5-horsepower mini motorcycle comes to you courtesy of Lake Crystal, Minnesota
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(38)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Study shows Americans are making way more than they did in 1901
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(154)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman presumed dead found in worse shape than expected--living in Saskatchewan
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People who aren't disabled and park in handicapped spots are right bastards and deserve a good kneecapping. Unless, of course, the city painted the space after the car parked in it
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(55)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Spiderman convicted of criminal intimidation after handing out condoms and leaflets saying "Group sex is wrong" and "Casual sex is morally wrong" in front of his ex-girlfriend's workplace
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(65)
 
(Eisenhower)
 
 
 
Photoshop this grinning electric matador
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith's stepson dies too young at age 67
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(KOTV Tulsa)
 
 
 
Court faces stiff new challenge, still unable to consummate penis pump judge trial after a frustrating game of Hide the Witness
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(13)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"I found giving birth very sensual. All my erogenous zones were stimulated....I had a definite climax"
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(BizJournal)
 
 
 
Old Spice ranks the world's sweatiest cities, then goes back to watching her husband lose the World Cup
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(61)
 
(Some Caver)
 
 
 
Team attempts recovery of body left dangling from rope in large cavern 41 years ago
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(40)
 
(WJET Erie)
 
 
 
City that built a landing pad for a UFO thirty years ago dismayed that it hasn't been used by aliens yet, so now it's building a UFO for it
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(30)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney thinks it's awful that the press keeps reporting on the Administration's illegal activities
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(672)
 
(Mining Journal)
 
 
 
Researchers trying to trap bears for study accidentally end up killing the bears. Oops
source: miningjournal.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Sears Tower Seven swore oath to fake Mullah wearing a bathrobe. Does this crew even know where Chicago is?
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Manchester Online)
 
 
 
Elderly man annoyed that the patent office will not accept his patent on a UFO design, just because it's inconsistent with the laws of physics
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Study shows that "Children's deaths in hot cars preventable" by removing the children from the hot cars. Hey, thanks for the tip, researchers
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The summer competitive eating season is here and the air is filled with competitors repeating their mantra of "Don't puke, don't puke." And puking, there's a lot of that too
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Not news: having a bird hit your windshield. News: the bird is a pelican. Fark.com: bird may have been drinking at the time
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(30)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Asian women fighting to discredit stereotype of passivity and submission, reinforce stereotype of kung-fu and kicking your ass
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Russian communists not amused that Lenin's birthplace is now being leased out for wild parties with strippers
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, PETA wants Merriam-Webster's dictionary to redefine "circus" as "spectacle that relies on captive animals under the constant threat of punishment"
source: dailyindia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
"The pent-up sexual demand of horny fans from around the world...has not materialized at all"
source: chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even though you swear Elvis gave you an anal probe, UFO researchers just can't back you up
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
AT&T slammed by privacy advocates over new policy
source: realtechnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's one thing to accidentally hit a bicyclist while driving, but it takes a different kind of jackass entirely to scream at the boy to get the hell off his car afterwards
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Patsy Ramsey, mother of JonBenet, dies of ovarian cancer. Husband may or may not be considered a suspect
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Church dumps their pews, Bibles and hymnals in favor of theater seating and giant video screens
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(184)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
Vishnu sees cool stunts in movie, leaps from theater balcony. Hospital notes he may have fractured several of his arms
source: khaleejtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Man on motorcycle manages first wheelie, last wheelie
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(Steve's Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this smoking tungsten
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Couple steal police cruiser and crash it into pole as deputy gives chase in couple's Toyota. Just another night for the Brookhaven P.D
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British authorities name new teenage sex-help phone line "Sexual Health Action Group." Acronym-alarity is now ensuing
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Sailor)
 
 
 
Credit ratings are scuttled as US Navy springs a leak, sinks security for 28,000 sailors. Hopes for government's prompt resolution completely torpedoed
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When visiting Germany for the World Cup, try to remember more about your hotel than just "it's near a park and a Mercedes dealership"
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old guy who kept idiot neighbor kid's soccer ball after it broke his greenhouse arrested by four cops and charged with theft. Did we mention the idiot kid's dad was a cop? (pic)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Idiot decides to fill his brake fluid reservoir with vegetable oil to save a few bucks. It may not surprise you to hear he already tried substituting his bumper with a rolled-up carpet for the same reason
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(68)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Who could Utah congressional candidate John Jacobs blame for making his life difficult? Who could he fault for a bunch of delays in business deals? Who could it be? Could it be... SATAN?
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School that suspended student for spitting in teacher's face wins case on appeal -- three years and £100,000 later
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Man injures neck sticking head up dancing bartender's shirt.Files charges. Now who's the boob? (3rd item)
source: fdlreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to death for tattooing his ex-girlfriends, with characters describing them as prostitutes
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Weekly Planet)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan wrongly accuses man of theft, ruins his life, and doesn't even say he's sorry
source: weeklyplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Newswire.ca)
 
 
 
Fudger House residents set to pack 'em in for gay pride parade
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(42)
 


Fri June 23, 2006
(Some f***in Jedi)
 
 
 
Theme: If Quentin Tarantino re-made "Star Wars" (any of the six)
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(156)
 
(CourtTV)
 
 
 
"Lotion-application" business exposed as brothel, fails to do what it's told, gets the hose again
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pioneering television producer Aaron Spelling dead at age 83
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(townonline.com)
 
 
 
Baby ducks safe after falling through storm drain. Apparently they were lured down there by a clown with a balloon
source: www2.townonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(WPRI)
 
 
 
Man has 10-year erection, gets pissed and sues medical company
source: ww2.wpri.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man busted after stripping naked on a plane. Not sure if he found any snakes (with pic)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
NYC flashers captured in police sting (with unfortunate ad placement)
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO says that bird flu mutating in Indonesia. WHO? I don't know. Third base
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miami terror suspects sought ties with Al-Qaeda, bought them everything on their Amazon wish list
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(49abcnews)
 
Video
 
Basketball player clotheslined; witness describes man seen running from scene yelling "Snap into a Slim Jim"
source: 49abcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(274)
 
(2theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for wearing a bikini made out of meat and painting her buttocks
source: 2theadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop the folk song, "If I Had a Hammer." Link goes to GIS for that lyric
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
The Department of Health and Human Services thinks an ad showing a very pregnant woman getting knocked around on a mechanical bull will get women to breastfeed babies
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Woman says her husband did not throw metal fan at her head, punch her in face, drag her around room, bang her head on wall and try to suffocate her with fly swatter as she first reported
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Having resolved all other pressing issues, Ithaca, NY and Two Rivers, Wis. are feuding over which city had the first ice-cream sundae
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Bush gets freaked out when giant merchant marine tries to bear hug him. (With pics and video)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Yorker's will call anything "street art"
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(BlogNYC)
 
 
 
Former Playmate files lawsuit against blog. Blog's attorney: "If you actually do come up with a complaint, I suspect it will be the most embarrasing single document to come out of Brown Rudnick this year -- and the year is no longer young"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old bank robber finds out where the phrase "caught red-handed" originates
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Expert says today is the happiest day of the year, according to this guy who makes this crap up every year
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Food contractor at juvenile detention center fired for serving maggots to the maggots
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(Some Chimp)
 
 
 
Good: Xiku, the chain-smoking chimpanzee, is quitting smoking. Bad: And becoming an alcoholic
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
To celebrate union membership shrinking by 15 percent, United Auto Workers spends hundred of thousands of dollars at vacation resorts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you live in Boston near Louisburg Square, you're actually on "Mount Whoredom"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man standing on his front porch watches tornado go by spitting out lumber and debris. Then, in a moment of clarity, he remembers that he was putting the finishing touches on his new home a couple thousand feet away
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What do you do with questionable demand for a new, giant airliner? Why, raise the price, of course
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People are so disgusted with the way the government does things that some politicians are running on their lack of accomplishment
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois governor signs initiative that requires parents to spend 50 hours in car with child as they learn to drive. Rock on, Mom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hussein: I'm on a hunger stri.... oooh, doughnut
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yes. No. Maybe. U.S. won't necessarily shoot down North Korean missile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Police car gets in accident. News: Accident involves golf cart. Fark: Cart driven by 72 year old grandmother who was running from police
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of posting stupid stuff on your MySpace page and getting yourself fired hasn't gotten old for Florida cops
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germans getting rich off beer bottles and cans tossed on the street by foreign World Cup fans who don't realize the containers have a deposit value, or are too drunk to care
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM management: "Let's reduce headcount by 30,000 workers by offering a buyout program." 37,000 GM workers: "We'll take the buyout"
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(Waco Trib)
 
 
 
Residents of new subdivision dismayed to discover that their fire hydrants are basically decorative
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(All In Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hotels tracking amount of liquor poured with RFID-enabled bottles
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(US Patent Office)
 
 
 
Motorola applies for patent for detecting Feng Shui
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you do when your 82-year-old mom dies in the back of your 18-wheeler? Keep on trucking because it's going to be tough explaining why she's nude and where those scratches on her butt came from
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl foils home burglary
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Beijing bans disco and "other forms of vulgar entertainment" in private rooms of nightclubs and karaoke bars
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is teacher-student sex okay if the student is 18? Fox News tackles this hard and sticky issue
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cows chase man and his dog into a bog. I, for one, welcome our new pack-hunting bovine overlords
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(WCBS880)
 
 
 
Jersey City mayor parties harder than drunk sorority girl. How hard? There's a photo of him passed out naked on his front stoop aaaand there's the time when he was pepper-sprayed by police outside his sister's Jersey Shore bar
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(C-SPAN.org)
 
 
 
U.S. Homeland Security Secretary takes part in panel discussion on the TV show "24" and the fight against terrorism
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(abc13.com)
 
 
 
Bizarre burglary involves sword and hearse. There can be only one
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Nothing else to do Friday night? How about catching a funeral online?
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Transportation Secretary Norm Mineta resigns, forced to spend time with Vera
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Hamas to recognize Israel's right to exist, end international sanctions. In other news: "NewsFlash" tag recognizes "Unlikely" tag's right to exist
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Cadbury's new "hint o' salmonella" chocolate bar not quite the hit that the company had hoped for
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Broken Newz interviews Screech to find out the truth about his house, and his 10-inch penis
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(108)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
"In God We Trust" now Florida's official state motto. Apparently "Woo hoo it's crazy here and we're all out of our minds" already taken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
English soccer team's wives and girlfriends drink Germans under the table at World Cup (SFW pix)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kool of Kool and the Gang dies; attempted to smash through wall and surprise children with trademark "Oh yeah!"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After shooting his woman down and shooting a man in Reno, man's over the top tribute to Johnny Cash ends when authorties overtake him down in Juarez, Mexico
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's "home filled with 1000 rats" story brought to you by Petaluma, CA. If only the neighbor lady had a home filled with 200 cats, then we'd really have something
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Times are getting tough for drug dealers: 64-year-old reduced to selling crack cocaine from his motorized wheelchair crack den
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Snapping turtle spotted twice crossing roads in Orono, Maine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At this moment there exactly as many lawyers in America as there are people in prison. Coincidence? We report; you decide
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And I bet you never even thought of women playing rugby in hijab (pic)
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(Turnto10 (RI))
 
 
 
Three people facing felony charges after leaving a young goat inside a hot car. No word on whether goat can sing
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan Supreme Court rules you can be convicted of DUI for that doobie you smoked a few weeks ago
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dancing erotically for your husband while drunk and holding a gun usually doesn't have a good outcome. The Sun is there
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
School principal tells security guard to either A) watch a misbehaving six-year-old, or B) call the police. Since you're reading this here, you'd be correct in guessing the guard chose B
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, about 500 sex workers in India have smart cards
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"Hello, dispatch? Yeah, well, you know that nutcase I was supposed to be watching? Yeah, well I kind let her out of her handcuffs and, uh, she kinda beat me up and stole my car"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Nudist resorts are seeing an increase in popularity, length, girth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clinton's Secretary of Defense to Bush admin: bomb North Korea. Cheney: give peace a chance
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Basement-dwelling student applies for premiership manager position based on his computer-game skills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who purchased original copy of North Carolina Bill of Rights finds out that those rights didn't protect against theft by government. Freedom surrenders
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Random acts of kindness: Darwin helps cellphone addicts cut their calls short during thunderstorms, say doctors who apparently have a deep understanding of weather science
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(Some Graduate)
 
 
 
Farker yukichigai recently acquired a BS in CS. Photoshop his extra-reflective vision of the future
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The United States government has been secretly tracking the world's money looking for terrorist activity
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(214)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Carolina residents confused, terrified as victorious Hurricane players riot in streets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV pop-up ads on the way, because competition with DVDs and the Internet doesn't give people enough reason to turn the damn thing off
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(KCTV)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old detained at mall because her flowers, smiley faces and peace signs were likely to cause a conflict
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(336)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Project manager leaves suicide note in the form of a 48-slide PowerPoint presentation
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fabien Cousteau, grandson of Jacques, attacked by shark in special made, in part, to dispel the image of sharks as violent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man finds message in a bottle 11 years after it was written. It was written by his close friend that died last year
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fourteen staffers at Britain's driver-and-vehicle-licensing agency are sacked after they swapped so many pornographic emails that it clogged up the organisation's mainframe computer
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(Fairbanks Daily News-Miner)
 
 
 
And what could be more Alaskan than two guys named Paulee and Morgan running a rickshaw company while wearing Chinese hats?
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(Some Loud, I said LOUD Guy)
 
 
 
The 188db "Bad Boy" horn will wake the dead. Tell me that adding this to my scooter is not being safety conscious
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(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Where have all the pirates gone?
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(KTVB)
 
 
 
Man offended that "The Joy of Gay Sex" is available at his local library, checks book out in protest and "says he has no plans to return it"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The Massachusetts State Appeals Court is ordering a defiant Marblehead homeowner to tear down his $1.24-million seaside home, because he is not Rob Lowe
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
One week of crime in the OC
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(ThatsRacin.com)
 
 
 
The first NASCAR-themed Harlequin romance is titled "In the Groove." Next up: "He Took the Air off My Spoiler" and "Better Put in More Wedge, She's Feeling Pretty Loose"
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(kirotv.com)
 
 
 
Officer accidentally shoots guy in tree with real gun instead of taser
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Thu June 22, 2006
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Fire chiefs in Oregon can lose their job if they don't speak Spanish. No, Oregano is not Spanish for Oregon
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(WCNC.com)
 
 
 
Cops catch a pair of robbers when they show up at the hospital to be treated for a gunshot to the ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: have an underage alcohol party. Worse: Post pictures of party on MySpace. Fark: They're GOP Congressman Brian Bilbray's kids
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Foreign spies targeting Canada in a quest to gain top secret information including, but not limited to, mass maple-syrup production, moose breeding and extremely boring CBC documentaries on Canadian history
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you got an illegal tattoo from an unlicensed artist in Ohio, Vermont or Kentucky in 2003 or 2004, the CDC would like to speak with you, especially if they used ink jet cartridges and guitar strings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chinese military very, very pleased after being invited to observe U.S. wargames in Pacific. Yes, I think we have everything we want now. We'll be going now
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(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Miami terror cell raided. Planned targets included FBI building in Miami and the Sears Tower in Chicago
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(San Jose Mercury)
 
 
 
Tips for getting your dream home (the one pissing off your neighbors for blocking their ocean view) approved by your city's planning department: 1) Show up at commission meeting. 2) Be Rob Lowe
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(This Is Network)
 
 
 
In honor of England's advance, pub owner rips up his astroturf and installs real grass throughout the bar. Please, no watering the lawn
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(Some Dr)
 
 
 
EMPs effective against migranes, squiddies and people that know kung fu
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(58)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Clerk who shook the dew off his lily into customer's soda gets six-month sentence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how the big fish chooses which little fish will clean it? Us neither, but here's the answer
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(56)
 
(WNEP.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Two guys go out for dinner. News: They leave without paying bill. Fark.com: They fall off a cliff while running away
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(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. report has confirmed that Al-Qaeda had planned to hijack planes and fly them into buildings in Australia as soon as they learned to fly inverted
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(140)
 
(Some Expired Guy)
 
 
 
New license-plate scanners to crack down on expired vehicle-registration stickers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crossword puzzle fans get their own movie. What's a seven-letter word for "stupid"?
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(113)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
In "No tolerance policies run amok," No. 438: Two high school athletes suspended from sports for tasting wine at a winery
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(Borehamwood Times)
 
 
 
Guy wants his dog to be the only one he has to worry about humping his leg while walking in the park. The police -- they do nothing
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(39)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Man says he didn't actually illegally dump 10,000 tires, he was just saving them on various properties until he got money together to start a business with them
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(AP)
 
 
 
To avoid another round of Katrina-style payoffs, insurance companies cancel thousands of policies. In New York
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(150)
 
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Truck full of $17,000 in dish soap stolen, later found ditched without the soap and 1400 boxes of bleach left in its place
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(43)
 
(flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Geek landscaping. (LGT Apple campus)
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(69)
 
(High Times)
 
 
 
Half of job seekers fail drug tests. Did you really expect them to make it to the interview sober?
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(207)
 
(EU Business)
 
 
 
Three alleged bizarre sexual incidents keep German army unit from Congo mission. The one they mention involves paddling fruit up one willing soldier's "backside," so the other two must be really weird
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(WNEP.com)
 
 
 
Today's "home arson started over an argument about food stamps" story brought to you by Scranton, PA
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The dark side of Chuck Berry. Currently Chuck is searching the country for his Illegitimate children to tell them he is their father
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(125)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chicago courthouse locked down due to a fugitive who hasn't left the building. His name is Mr. Rogers and he'd like to be your neighbor
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(49)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Bored with hitting stationary targets, God zaps a guy going full-speed down the road on a motorcycle
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(138)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds Earth hottest it's been in over 400 years. Brazilian female soccer team unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
L.A. diocese refuses to conduct background checks because they'd lose lots of illegals who volunteer. Your child wants to see some I.D.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Pink Taco is now open for business in Scottsdale, AZ. Patrons requested to bring their own condoments
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(136)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Newest development: Dress shorts. Optional Hawaiian shirt with tie sold seperately
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue will resume concert tour of Australia sponsored by KFC's all dark-meat meal. Because like her, it has great legs and thighs but the breasts are gone
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(134)
 
(630 ched)
 
 
 
When stealing a getaway vehicle, it's usually a good idea to steal one with plenty of gas
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What did one nun say to the other? Hey let's get insurance in case we give birth to Christ
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
ATTENTION: If you left your fake leg or jar of bull sperm on the London subway you can pick it up at the Transport Office
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
Video
 
Man tasered live on TV following police chase
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(216)
 
(ComputerWorld)
 
 
 
Bill Gates claims watching pirated videos isn't stealing. Your copy of Windows surrenders
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(184)
 
(Novell)
 
 
 
Novell's CEO and CFO were just surprised by their sudden promotion to "visitor"
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(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Research suggests running naked in the sun may prevent cancer
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(Some TV station)
 
 
 
Texas A&M finds a new enemy in its mission to keep the world from using the phrase "12th Man." Wait, there's a lawyer in a maroon suit knocking at my door
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canada moves to up age of sexual consent to 16. Pete Townshend seen hastily booking a ticket to Toronto
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(256)
 
(Some Mutt)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Take Your Dog to Work Day. Your dog wants to go to work
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(Duh)
 
 
 
EU not close to meeting Kyoto requirements. Huh, never would have guessed that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man killed in crash after fleeing gas station without paying for $60 worth of gas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Decorated, five-times wounded WWII hero becomes the oldest prisoner in New Zealand. For shoplifting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigeria tells its citizens to beware of conmen in UK. No word on if the warning was in an email
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Experts confident Revolutionary War ship captained by John Paul Jones can be found. Led Zeppelin tour less likely
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New study says it's better to eat junk food, have sex on the first date and to call in sick, even if you're feeling fine, rather then eating salads, leading a celibate life and soldiering through the flu at work
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(Alternet)
 
 
 
Two-part report on the evils of air conditioning. Part 1: It consumes too much energy. Next week: Air conditioning helped elect George Bush
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In [Nevada], where prostitution is legal... bars are not required to close and children can legally possess and use tobacco, objections to marijuana legalization on a moral basis seem hypocritical"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World-renowned military expert Cher pushing for safer helmets
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(132)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to use their goo shooters to control riots. Still no cure for cancer, better naming department
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(62)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
If scientologists ruled the world. (Link goes to GIS)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Game-show host diagnosed with repetitive-strain elbow injury because his role requires him to regularly answer a telephone. "The phone is pretty heavy and I have to pick it up a dozen times a show," he explains
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
New Hampshire police seek chubby middle-aged beach flasher who goes around with underwear on his head. This article is fine without pictures
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The FAA would like to warn you to please do not put fireworks in your luggage this Fourth of July
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(24)
 
(SAD and TRAGIC)
 
 
 
NJ high school student collapses and dies after non-contact football practice. How will they legislate against this?
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(90)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Excuses deployed for expected missile-defense system failure
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(148)
 
(Prague Monitor)
 
 
 
Austrian hotel owner finds his roof extends 11 inches over the border into Czech Republic; solves international brouhaha by sawing part off
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(27)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
Bush Administration waging "war on contraception," hysterical feminists say. Watch out for Karl Rove slapping the condom right out of your hands
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to 10 years in prison for digging up 25 graves in historic cemetery looking for jewelry to swap for crack
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What do you say to 300 suicide bombers on motorcycles? If you're an Afghan border guard, you say "Thank you and have a nice day"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All right, all right... which of you dumbass third world countries scheduled a presidential election in the middle of the World Cup?
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(20)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
When trying to light that shot of liquor on fire, be sure you are a safe distance away from that highly volatile half gallon of whiskey. Or else you could end up like Joseph Horan, 59
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hissing at postman leads to Pennsylvania alligator doing hard time in Cell 3 as "Al E. Gator"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists release, then later pull, letter to New England Journal of Medicine stating SARS outbreak was actually H5N1
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One scientist declares that "People are going to be having sex with robots within five years"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man moves into apartment, finds old painting and gives it back to its rightful owners for free -- who then promptly auction it off for $21.7 million. Man smacks himself in head, repeatedly
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada to go on $15 billion military spending spree on ships, planes, choppers, and ground vehicles. In true Canadian fashion, not a single offensive weapon in the bunch
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(209)
 
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
That whole K-Fed and the Penny thing was a PR stunt for Virgin Mobile. In other news, some of K-Fed's suck has now rubbed off on Virgin Mobile
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(34)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
At this time of the year, what a thing it would be for a person to have a list of the top 10 most-used nouns in the world. It would be like a man holding life in his hand
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old realizes the train he is on will not be making his stop. Since this is Fark, you can guess how he solved this dilemma
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(The Herts Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man so entralled by World Cup game he fails to notice his home filling with smoke from his forgotten cooking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iowa congressman apologizes for saying that if Al-Zarqawi got his 72 virgins, they probably looked like Helen Thomas. Too bad he apologized, I was hoping the same thing
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(129)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Georgia library system refuses to buy any more books in Spanish. Hilaridad sigue
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gang members accused of selling "Max Pain" heroin. Also available, "Mega Man" weed
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
England is mad at Posh Beckham because she keeps wearing the same hot pants to the World Cup games (with scary pic)
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Strewing drug paraphernalia around a hospital is not a good idea because they know exactly what it is used for
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Bad: You're fleeing from the cops. Worse: You hang a U-turn and decide to ram the cops. Fark.com: You're driving a Kia
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(40)
 
(WTOPNews)
 
 
 
Bush calls U.S. World Cup team to wish them luck against gonorrhoea
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists discover condoms protect against diseases. Just imagine what they could do for potential unwanted pregnancies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ESPN hasn't mentioned it, so you might not know, but U.S. soccer team plays today. (World Cup discussion thread)
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Five reasons why a Corey Haim-Corey Feldman reunion isn't the worst 80s get-together
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Santorum gets his ass handed to him regarding WMD. By Fox News
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(634)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Frenchman in a Squirrel helicopter fined for flying too low and scaring some asses on a British beach
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(28)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Public won't get fooled again: Uproar causes sex offender Pete Townshend ("Who?" say young farkers; "Correct" say old farkers) to pull online story about two teenagers having sex
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(72)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 alien encounters debunked
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(134)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
New device zaps away migraines. Portable version to play ringtones and send text messages directly into brain
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(50)
 
(Come On.)
 
 
 
Not News: Child pitcher hit in chest with ball after line drive. News: It stops his heart. Fark: NJ looks to outlaw aluminum bats as a result. Future followup: New Jersey outlaws all sports to prevent any injuries... EVAR
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(134)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Miracle solution for lack of babies found in Japan: "Have more sex"
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(96)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
White House of the Confederacy Museum in Richmond, VA has funding laid to waste in a manner unseen since Sherman's March
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(135)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Playgrounds aren't exciting enough for our children. Photoshop your solution to this problem
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(63)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Fiji?"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Pabst Blue Ribbon forces emergency evacuation, although not in the explosive way it usually does
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(95)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists see double the amount of wild pandas. Is there anything beer can't do?
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(35)
 
(Tampa Bay 10)
 
 
 
Only in Florida can a lake be swallowed by a hole in the ground
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dutch building 35-metre-tall health museum in shape of human body. I don't really want to know where the washrooms are located
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Wed June 21, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Five hundred WMDs found in Iraq. Cue people explaining why these don't fall under the "all chemical weapons" that Saddam claimed he destroyed
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(1083)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scottish football fans express their feelings for people wearing English shirts, in one case by punching a seven-year-old in the mouth and in another, by dragging a handicapped guy from his car and putting the boots to him
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(66)
 
(Some Happy Rancher)
 
 
 
Japan will once again receive America's hot beef
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(60)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 59: "One person's trash." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(224)
 
(Some Soccer Mom)
 
 
 
A minivan with suicide door for the hardest-corest soccer moms on the block
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(123)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman discovers birth mother is her co-worker. Lunch conversations suddenly contain less "YOUR MOM" jokes
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you're going to fake your own death, try not to get yourself arrested nine months later on drug charges
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(14)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hot, naughty, bisexual flower does 360-degree twist to pollinate itself
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(68)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Class reunion committee finds $50,000 in a forgotten bank account. Jello shots free all weekend
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turks & Caicos Islands (Ranked 204) and American Samoa (Ranked 205) soccer teams break tradition and refuse to play each other during World Cup final to determine worst team in world
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(77)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA celebrates 30 years of Mars research. Nine years if you use the metric system
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like a wild bachelorette party featuring a stripper, TV producer Aaron Spelling has a stroke
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scolari breaks World Cup record for victories, but still jealous of Hanks's success after "Bosom Buddies"
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(31)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Somebody scrolls words "Ku Klux Klan" across jumbo video screen during graduation. Officials believe it may have been racially motivated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives last week voted to give members of Congress yet another pay raise, as it has done almost every year for nearly a decade
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(362)
 
(Columbus Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Sisters fill their father's clarinet with his ashes. Oh, the comic potential
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(35)
 
(Some Potato)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kid and his Mattel Agent Zero M Sonic Blaster 5530
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(96)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Fans of Barbra Streisand, also known as homosexuals, threaten to sue when she announces a new tour, since they paid a fortune for her "Final Performance" a decade ago. The Who unavailable for comment
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Top 10 concept cars we'd like to see on the road. Long sought red Camaro that can fly with its doors open still sadly not included
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(191)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban caught post-game in a bar -- and that ain't his wife
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(83)
 
(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
In response to numerous complaints, FCC launches comprehensive review of media ownership
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(43)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Small Colorado mountain town prepares for massive bohemian festival. "When it's over, all that's left is going to be one square mile of feces, I hate hippies"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists from La Jolla all the way to Pismo say the San Andreas fault is "waiting to explode." Must be a slow news day for them to trot this crap out again
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Consumers are outraged when their Paris Hilton purse-sized dogs grow larger than expected. Attorney General files for immediate injunction to stop the madness. Oh, the horror, the horror
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(84)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
New genetic test determines that Florida professor is not a direct descendent of Genghis Khan, and his propensity to wear furry hats is a mere coincidence
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(27)
 
(Some Godwin)
 
 
 
Did Hitler say it? Or did Ann Coulter? Take this quiz and see if you can tell them apart
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(834)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Village People cop says "The nightmare of drug abuse has been lifted from my life." Unfourtunately, the horrors of actually being a member of the Village People will haunt him for life
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(38)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
AT&T issues new policy stating that AT&T -- not customers -- owns customers' confidential info and can use it pretty much any damn way it pleases
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(171)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Vet says wild coyote is a super patient, aside from acting crazy every time a passing car honks its horn
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(38)
 
(World Peace Herald)
 
 
 
Time magazine: "Al-Qaida has developed a device for creating cyanide gas that could kill thousands. World Net Daily: "Oh yeah, we reported that 2.5 years ago." Time magazine: "You did whatwhat with the whatwhat?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New ride is four-dimensional because it uses all three of your senses -- CEO
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(146)
 
(talkingpointsmemo)
 
 
 
Tony Snow: "If you took polls during the Battle of the Bulge, they wouldn't have looked good." Hey here's one
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(415)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
Scholar whose work was cited by Scalia in last week's no-knock case says Scalia doesn't know what the fark he's talking about
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(110)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dumb: Breaking into store while the owner is there. Dumber: Hiding under owner's bed while he's sleeping in it. Dumbass: Getting drunk, passing out, waking him up with your snoring
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(hamptonroads.com)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see a billboard that says "I pooted" (with pic)
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(144)
 
(krld)
 
 
 
Prisoner declines to be executed -- however, it's not optional in Texas
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(177)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Motorcycle rider dies in crash while returning from rally opposing mandatory helmet laws
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(285)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
With sales of its crappy beer slowing, Anheuser-Busch is thinking they might start making crappy whiskey
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(240)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Road map? Check. Gasoline? Check. Teenage daughter? Uh oh"
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(94)
 
(lgf)
 
 
 
CBS doesn't know the difference between China and Japan
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(185)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Ever touch the burner of a stove to see if it was hot? This guy and his gun just raised the bar
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(98)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Paramount sues to be only one to capitalize off of 9/11 tragedy
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(115)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman flunks driver's test when car goes into Pompano canal
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Genius decides to recycle high-voltage lines, Darwin ensues
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iran says it will formally respond to package of incentives from the West in mid-August, probably to coincide with their World Cup championship parade
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(46)
 
(Some Mohel)
 
 
 
If you're planning on performing oral-suction circumcisions in NY, there are new guidelines. What. The. Hell
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(652)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Comcast tech is 30 minutes late to fix your cable modem. Worse: He falls asleep on your couch. Fark: Submitter shot video of him asleep
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(295)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Prison guards open fire on FBI agents who go to arrest them for giving female inmates booze and drugs in exchange for sex and silence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea: We are going to fire a long-range test missile and there's nothing anyone can do about it. U.S.: We're gonna shoot it down. North Korea: Whoa, let's not get all hasty here. U.S.: Suck it
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(216)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
A drop-dead gorgeous TV star in heat is offered to help catch bear on the loose in Germany. Authorities reply no thanks, "he's got the hots for sheep, not bears." How they know the bear is from Australia is anybody's guess
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(46)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Church implosion doesn't go quite as planned (with video)
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(79)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Officers honored for finding man's penis
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(43)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
If you had sex with a woman you met at a club in Liverpool, Leeds, Manchester or Birmingham, the police would like to speak with you. Actually, you should probably go see your doctor first
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(124)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Picture of man getting his butt rinsed by a fire hydrant (SFW)
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(71)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marketing geniuses realize that fat women don't want to admit they're fat so they make size 8 dresses big enough for size 14 women to wear
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(534)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twenty-five percent of Australian parents "borrow" money from their children's piggy banks, yet 90 percent think they're setting good example of financial management
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(56)
 
(WTOPNews)
 
 
 
Amazon to drop pit-bull-fighting DVD, after one hell of a game of tug-of-war
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The picture you don't want to be remembered for
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(74)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Portrait artist of influential people, such as Regis Philbin and Hillary Clinton, commissioned to do a portrait of the pope
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keep Austin stupid: It's okay, we work here, we can party in the water supply
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(153)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
William. Shatner. To. Join. Academy. Of. Television. Art. And. Sciences. Hall. Of. Fame
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion thread. Lessons learned from yesterday: Don't bet ₤40,000 pounds on England if you're Scottish
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(286)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Group crams 21 students into a Mini Cooper. Stunt results in three sexual-harassment lawsuits and a marriage proposal
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chaos erupts in mid Wales as man tosses a load of cash in the air and drives off
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(51)
 
(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Family's lawn ornaments held for $25,000 ransom and bottle of wine
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(42)
 
(10news)
 
 
 
Admitted drug dealer quotes Janet Jackson upon being administered lethal injection by the state of Texas
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(254)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
All of Eastern Canada has a bad case of the crabs. Green ones. Got 'em from Europe, the slut
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(50)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Commissioner wants the selling of coral in the Florida Keys banned. Most of the coral sold in the Keys comes from the Pacific Ocean
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(54)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Clinical trials and a full federal review find taking vitamins daily gives Americans the world's most expensive urine, but produces no other measurable health benefits
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(91)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
James Blunt song wakes five-year-old girl from coma
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(223)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Lowtax of Something Awful to box Uwe Boll. No, seriously
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(123)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Corner convenience store now offers biometric fingerprint payment system for Snickers and beer. "People either love it or think it's a sign of the coming apocalypse"
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(74)
 
(Dell)
 
 
 
Thousands of people flock to an Indian village to worship a man they believe possesses divine powers because he climbs up trees in seconds, gobbles up bananas and has a tail
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Florida: We accidentally sent you 22 billion gallons of water. Can we have it back? Thanks. Yours truly, Georgia
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I saw a duck
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(85)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
School-district superintendent candidate must explain past conviction of buying beer after hours. In his college days. In 1977
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(43)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Perps in baggy pants get tripped up, sometimes dropping trou and thereby amusing cops and victims
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