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Sun June 18, 2006
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Separated at birth
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top ten hybrid animals
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(194)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dog survives 50 foot plunge down cliff. That's 350 dog feet
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(74)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Man reunited with dad after twenty-eight years apart on Father's Day. Both delighted to discover same Star Wars obsession (w/ pic)
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(47)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Florida Company produces blimp with 70-by-30 foot TV screen. World War 3 to be over control of the remote
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father/son team go to Iraq to fight together. Happy Father's Day
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(273)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's Commission for Racial Equality head wants "positive discrimination."
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(59)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Toynbee tiles" on city streets across the world continue to be baffling, like the urban equivalent of crop circles
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(90)
 
(Bondage Interruptus)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering if that hotel room sprinkler head can support the weight of your boyfriend and all his sex toys, the answer is no
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$1.7 million dollar penis extension falls flat
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Army called up to fight horde of invaders marching into Australia. Battle expected to resemble climax of "Lord of the Rings," except with toads instead of orcs
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil exec's defense for high gas prices: "Man, this is nothing. Look what we're charging the Europeans"
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(369)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Drunken Moran gets a jump on his expected "community service"
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What does a Scottish student say to her husband when he has two black eyes? Nothing, she's already told him twice
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(146)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cape Canaveral to offer roller-coaster Zero-G Weightless Flights aboard modified 727 for tourists. Price only $3750, roughly same as two days spent at Disney World
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(53)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British jails nearly full. Is considering transporting prisoners to a big island somewhere
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(57)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Darwin would like to remind you that retaining walls between sightseers and 500-foot canyons at Yellowstone Park are there for a reason
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(199)
 
(Some Goo-Goo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this racing baby
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(100)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The things people don't warn you about when having kids. "For sheer physical pain, I have found that child raising is really an underrated experience"
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(85)
 
(Record Net)
 
 
 
Elderly woman freaked by bleeding, tattooed man who burst into her house in hysterics, but didn't get pissed until the paramedics arrived to treat the man...and completely ignored her
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
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(224)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
46-year-old builds himself 250-ft. treehouse to cure what he calls "adult-onset adolescence"
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(109)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Ohio town holds third annual Father's Day Duct Tape Festival
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(25)
 
(Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
Two prisoners sew their lips shut after jail does not concede to their demands for a TV in their jail cell so they could watch the World Cup
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(45)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
In an effort to calm everyone down, N Korea promises to 'wipe out' US forces in case of war
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(84)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Could 500 oranges cure cancer? A few scientists think maybe
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(129)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Mayor violates policy he helped write, pays fine
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Indian astrologers claim rare planetary alignment of Mars and Saturn that will occur just as Australia and Brazil are kicking off their World Cup game means Brazil is going down
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Soccer fans in Bangladesh attack power station after repeated blackouts hit during televised World Cup games
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(33)
 
(TheNorthWestern.com)
 
 
 
Men Who Cook pull out deep fryers for battered women
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's story that you've intentionally been kept in the dark on: US planning to build four football field wide superhighway stretching from Mexico to Canada
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back in 2003, Iran sent a letter offering nuclear cooperation, to recognizing Israel and stop funding terrorism to the US; the Bush administration decided to ignore it
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(423)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The How-To Manual for your first night in PMITA prison
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(118)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Networks are reporting the same news the same way they did 30 years ago, and they are going to be obsolete very soon. Here's how they can fix it
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(89)
 
(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
Vodka distillery leak accidentally turns lake 60 proof, no shortage of volunteers for cleanup
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(50)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Happy Father's Day to everyone who is a dad or who has one
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan to lodge "fierce" protest with UN if North Korea test fires missile. Tokyo residents deafened by sound of furious draft-letter writing coming from government offices
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(68)
 
(Some Hobbyist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little man falling through a window
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(73)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
School district embarrassed to find out that the published high school yearbook shows photos of students drinking and using illegal drugs. Oops
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese police mistake 6-pack of beer for explosives, call in bomb squad
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(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pet cemetery says people have to dig their pets back up. Ghost of Mr. Wigglekins to haunt them for all eternity
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(58)
 
(Some Useless Chick)
 
 
 
371 Useless Facts
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(266)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
I left my heart in Chicago / Low on the plain, it calls to me.... "Mini-Golden Gate" coming to Chi
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(60)
 
(Waffle Wiki)
 
 
 
Philly Farker in North Charleston just experienced his first Waffle House DIT
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(203)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peanut-butter-smeared car leads to nine-person brawl on front lawn
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(32)
 
(Some guy on level 17)
 
 
 
Saturday night "bang your head against the wall" maze puzzle game
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(170)
 
(Google)
 
Video
 
Stop me if you've heard this one. Guy decides to go around randomly hitting people, gets knocked the fark out by ex-boxer
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Sat June 17, 2006
(Time)
 
 
 
New York subways were 45 days away from an al-Qaeda cyanide gas attack
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(213)
 
(Access North Georgia)
 
 
 
With all other issues of personal liberty solved, the ACLU targets Six Flags because it doesn't like its employees looking like gangstas
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(146)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
School district ready to show art teacher the Austin City Limits after heated kiln dispute leads to discovery of lukewarm lesbian art photos online (article in link, LT pics IT ... possible Not safe for work)
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(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man tries to break into house of estranged wife. Restraining order inadvertently enforced by Darwin
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Witnesses say U.S. soldiers captured following attack on checkpoint
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(579)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The life of a Repo Man's always intense. Lawyer arrested for shooting as his Chevy truck got taken back. No word on safety of tree air freshener. Find one in every car. You'll see
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(118)
 
(9news)
 
 
 
Pervert impaled on pesky picket
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: Losing control of your car. Worse: Car overturns and strikes a tree. Fark: Tree contained a large beehive and the bees don't know first aid
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(52)
 
(NY 1)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass falcon fledgling stops for layover in Brooklyn
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Game 6 - Stanley Cup Finals thread
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(732)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NASA announces next shuttle launch will be July 1st, assuming they get the jumper cables and duct tape shipment in time
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boy who attempted to kill his family so that he could be adopted by rich parents has been sentenced to prison. Was described as a loner, but will soon have friends up the ass
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(91)
 
(Some gas sucker)
 
 
 
If you burned off half of your face unsuccessfully trying to siphon gasoline the Ava, MO Police Department would like a word with you
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jefferey Skilling prepared for trial with a diet of caterpillars and worms
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(45)
 
(Salford Advertiser)
 
 
 
82 years ago, a mother told her son his little brother had fallen out of bed and died--guess how this turns out
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(50)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Now you're cooking: restaurant owner was sold a sunbed bulb by mistake instead of an insect repellant light; burned seven employees
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(28)
 
(jamaica-star)
 
 
 
Man tells judge he stole Cucumber Melon scented lotion because he was hungry
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(29)
 
(Some cow)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cow and her earrings
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(72)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, an article from FoxNews that everyone can appreciate: the cheapest way to buy booze
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(110)
 
(TechWeb)
 
 
 
Bad: Surfing porn at work. Worse: You work for the State of Oregon. Fark: Trojan you got from a porn site exposes taxpayer records to the world
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From Alaska to Miami - on a jetski
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(79)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Girl Scout Troop 884, where daughters regularly meet with their fathers in prison
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When housing a marijuana lab, consider disabling security systems that trigger police response
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sign congratulating losing spelling bee contestant misspells her name
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(74)
 
(Free Lance-Star)
 
 
 
Man confronts youths to complain about the noise they're making. Youths attempt to prove the man a hypocrite by shooting him in the arm and showing how much noise he makes
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(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man: Hey, my neighbors are disruptive and threatening. City council: Why don't you keep a diary of it for us? Man: Okay. City Council: Thanks...but we sorta accidentally sent it to your violent neighbors. Our bad
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gift ideas fathers may actually like
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(94)
 
(Aussie News)
 
 
 
Islamists pull Winnie the Pooh off TV after discovering that one of his friends is a Piglet
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(175)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds companies benefit from CEOs with military past. So don't forget the memo on those TPS reports unless you're prepared to drop and give me 20, maggot
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(70)
 
(Suburban Chicago News)
 
 
 
It helps your jail credibility when your father joins you in jail. Until everybody finds out that he was arrested for cavorting in the street in women's thong underwear. And that his name is Bunny
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(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grandmother of six appalled to discover that the phone call offering her a starring role in a porn movie wasn't a prank. And that she was recommended by somebody she knows
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(61)
 
(The Economist)
 
 
 
Growing inequality in America threatens "American Dream"
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(583)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In honor of Father's Day; Things a man should know about fatherhood- Rule # 29: It never hurts to videotape the baby-sitter... Especially if she's hot
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter desperate for a greenlight. Needs tips for finding and headlining a killer link (LGN)
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(138)
 
(Some Slinky)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rainbow slinky
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(71)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If Fark had a marathon it would probably be like Grandma's, point-to-point, downhill and ending at a saloon
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion
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(2446)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Exposing the myth of Third World aid - or why Bono, Geldof, Coldplay and company should stick to music
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(189)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Nothing sinks faster in Stillwater than this year's Concrete Canoe competition going on this weekend
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tiger, tiger burning bright, you lost five rebel boats this night
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(40)
 
(The Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Not content to let the zombies have all of the fun, the furries invade downtown Pittsburgh
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(202)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Taliban leader experiences Canadian health care, then renounces terrorism and saturated fats
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(70)
 
(Information Liberation)
 
 
 
Parents have problem with school that won't let their kid wear cleats and shin pads to class during the World Cup
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(27)
 
(Some Gooshy Couple)
 
 
 
Quackedtheduck and Theaetetus just got engaged. We met on Fark. Thanks Drew
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(224)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Los Angeles police seek to justify fatal shooting where deputies fired 70 times at an motorist. "He was coming right at us," being pondered, but then they'd have to explain why they had time to reload and continue shooting
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(109)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Movie about why GM killed the EV1 coming out soon. Smithsonian pulls its EV1 from exhibition in favor of a SUV. GM is one of Smithsonian's biggest contributors. None of these facts are related to the others in any way
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(99)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Horny peacock makes annual trip to gas station, and tries to pump ethyl
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(27)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Company pre-selling PS3s right now with no guarantee of Christmas delivery. "Loser" tag needed to capture anyone who signs up
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(78)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Skeleton found near airport turns out to be a guy who missed his flight on Halloween
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(37)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Mona Lisa look-alike becomes Maine attraction for museum
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Attention Los Angeles: Reggie The Gator is about to wake up, if he hasn't already, and he's gonna be hungry
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(16)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Breast milk bar to open in Toronto
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday night Fark trivia thread
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(1847)
 


Fri June 16, 2006
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kenny Rogers and his awkward "O" face. (No, not the fried chicken flingin' gambler, the other one. Link goes to original)
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A virtual how-to for waiters and bartenders interested in fleecing the customer
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(213)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A collection of "man laws." Let's submit our own; voting enabled
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(339)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Danish police too distracted by World Cup to respond to emergency call. In related news, American police too distracted by danish to respond to emergency call
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(64)
 
(Some Guy with Short Sperm)
 
 
 
Today's dumbed down analogy of an already simple concept brought to you by Syracuse University
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(59)
 
(WBIR)
 
 
 
Bear gets inside home, makes off with 50 lbs of dog food. Last seen chasing small chuckwagon
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
People who read a lot of news online also spend more money on the Internet, in some cases $5 a month to see all the Not News
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Malls tell teenagers to get off of their lawn
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion
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(885)
 
(Breibart)
 
 
 
You or I hit a policeman: jail time. Congresswoman hits a policeman: A-okay
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(405)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
"To see years of hard work by our detectives culminate in the arrest of the suspect after 16-and-a-half years is a high point for the Topeka Police Department." Translation: A snitch sent a letter, named names and drew a map
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(33)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Negative, ghostrider, the pattern is full" will never be heard again as the F-14 Tomcat is retired. Goose is dead, but "Top Gun" lives forever
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(212)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
British man finally pays speeding ticket he got in Philadelphia... way back in 1954
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
French government spending $190 million to reform an island because of a statement by Victor Hugo in 1884
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(45)
 
(Some wtop)
 
 
 
Texas man learns crack cocaine is not an appropriate topping for a banana split
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(47)
 
(theninja)
 
 
 
One fan dedicated his "Shag Wagon" to be a portrait for the movie "The Neverending Story"
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(125)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby civets born (pic)
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(35)
 
(wistv)
 
 
 
Home-based vacation bible school offers "swimming, games, crafts, food and Bible study for children between kindergarten and fifth grade"; fails to mention registered sex offender living there
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(68)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Ways to resolve quarrel over which elderly person should bathe first: A) Coin flip. B) Rochambeau. Or C) Fatal knife stabs to neck and stomach
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(40)
 
(nwfdailynews.com)
 
 
 
California woman's identity stolen. By 81 people
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(73)
 
(WCAX)
 
 
 
Thief runs into doughnut shop to elude police
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(22)
 
(smmirror)
 
 
 
Hot Dog on a Stick celebrates 60 years. Still best lemonade ever
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(74)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Man falls in river, goes over dam. Rescuers launch three-hour search. Man calls police from home, says he's OK
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two men wonder what the big deal was leaving a toddler in an unlocked parked car in the parking lot of a strip club
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: video game obstacles in real-life situations
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember that big-ass plane (A380)? Yeah, it will never be built and Airbus is about to go bankrupt. Boeing FTW
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(207)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney wants to give birth in Namibia, you know, to promote all the humanitarian African work she's done
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's scare-mongering news ratings grab: (whispering) If a bunch of unlikely things all happen at once (full volume) PANCAKE MIX CAN KILL YOU
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know all that stuff about sunscreen helping to prevent skin cancer? Turns out it's a load of crap
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(70)
 
(yomiuri.co.jp)
 
 
 
Shortage of tentacle porn caused by cicadas piercing Japanese fiber optic cables
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge sets new world speed-reading record: 127,000 pages in 15 minutes
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not stealing when we do it
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(126)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Idaho Museum of Natural History to open Bigfoot exhibit
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(107)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man steals policewoman's uniform, hopes to make his own bust
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(38)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to vandalize an art display, try not to pick the one created by a cop as an intentional trap
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(114)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Compton cops asleep on the job (literally). With pic goodness of officers taking a siesta from the donut shop
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: Can Siamese twin perform CPR on his other half? A: Watch this Frenchman run
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(82)
 
(WCCO-TV)
 
 
 
Three-year-old kid requests "NewsHour with Jim Lehrer"-themed birthday party. Elmo surrenders
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(120)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man searching net for how to get out Tabasco stains ends up on website describing how to blow up high school
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(85)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
$25,000 reward and nationwide manhunt now on for guy that escaped prison four days before his release date
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart: We can't pay our employees more without raising our prices. Study: O RLY?
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(457)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to have a hangover when you attend a birthday party. When the birthday party is for the Queen, and you are Prince William and Prince Harry; well, it's funny (with great pic)
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark: The rap
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(17)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
In Los Angeles, the biggest plastic surgery request is new breasts. In India, it's Khan dimples
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(60)
 
(Eurekalert)
 
 
 
Three new "Trojan" asteroids found orbiting Neptune. Still no sign of that missing Durex in Uranus
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(105)
 
(Like, this guy.)
 
 
 
Like, there's this billboard, and like, it TOTALLY is like, against people who like, use "like" to like, say things when they like, talk and stuff
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(215)
 
(Mcall)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you have a hundred or so people over for an underage drinking party and someone pulls out a knife and starts stabbing?
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
House passes resolution 256-153 to reject timetable for Iraq pullout
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(460)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Nanog, the stem cell "Fountain of Youth" molecule, has been identified. Eggnog hangs its head in shame, waits for Christmas
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of telmarketers calling you? So is the Department of Homeland Security
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(85)
 
(WTOPNews.com)
 
 
 
John Arbuckle arrested for growing high-quality hydroponic pot. Now we know why Garfield is so crazy for lasagna
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guess which state is becoming the best place to see old naked people?
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(39)
 
(gorilla mask)
 
Video
 
Stephen Colbert asks Congressman Westmoreland -- the guy who sponsored the bill to display the Ten Commandments in Congress -- to name the Ten Commandments
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(560)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
After a careful review of briefs, city commissioners in Gainesville, FL decide not to outlaw saggy pants
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Congress cashes in on the yellow-ribbon brain washing
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(265)
 
(WIS)
 
 
 
Study: Black adults hear better than other racial groups. Say "what" again... SAY "WHAT" AGAIN... I dare you, I double-dare you, motherfarker... Say "what" one more goddamn time
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(341)
 
(Mosnews)
 
 
 
Vladivostok clowns banned from performing for "unwholesome interest in intoxicating substances." Now they're the crying-on-the-inside kind of clown, I guess
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New high school in Los Angeles to be built on graveyard. The TV People reportedly very angry
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(51)
 
(J Post)
 
 
 
Iran says if threatened, it would defend itself with its new nuclear (for peaceful, power purposes only) power
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(248)
 
(Some Hoosier)
 
 
 
What do you do when your neighbor shoots your dog? Put a sign up calling him a piece of shiate, of course
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(200)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since being overshadowed by Brangelina, perennial attention whore North Korea is planning a long-range missile test
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(41)
 
(Some Turtle)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle
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(109)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
What's a leading cause of car accidents in Colombia? Ogling, honking and yelling at all the hot women
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(64)
 
(Technology Review)
 
 
 
Scientists announce breakthrough in water desalination that uses nanotubes and would drop the cost 75 percent
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(91)
 
(wiki)
 
 
 
List of problems solved by MacGyver
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(78)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Places to flash your breasts: Spring break in Florida, Mardi Gras. Places not to flash your breasts: Our Lady of the Greenwood Catholic Church festival
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(113)
 
(Ynet News)
 
 
 
Israel accuses Google of spying on them. Reason? The new Google Earth shows hi-res images of Israel... including their sensitive military installations
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(276)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hooters wants to pay back FEMA for $200 champagne purchased with emergency credit cards
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(96)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian city considering ban on vinyl siding
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(104)
 
(WCCO Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the idiot looking for gold, another man has to call police to help him after he gets stuck in a hole in his frontyard. Bonus: He got trapped after he hit a water main and kept digging
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(30)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Thirty prospective buyers, renters and vacationers ensues when Brooklyn man puts his backyard tree house up for rent as a gag. Hilarity surrenders
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old German shoplifter tried to bite his way to freedom. Unfortunately he forgot to put his teeth in. Several police hospitalised with gumshot wounds
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(59)
 
(katc.com)
 
 
 
Police officer goes above and beyond the call of duty by taking marijuana plant from evidence room, to care for it (with video goodness)
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Rome Farkers want to grab a beer? Drew and Brooks are in town
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rugby streaker trying to auction off bikini to help cover court costs
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(32)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
What users hate most about websites
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(220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmers use "hail cannons" to stop storms from damaging crops. Neighbors complain the cannons are so good they're causing a drought
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton posing for Photoshop contest
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(102)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Boston Police would like you to know that the guy in the squad car swigging vodka from the bottle and ordering motorists to pull over was not a real cop
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these tomatoes
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gallery of World Cup hooligans. Submitter moving to Ukraine
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(64)
 
(Wil)
 
 
 
RIAA sues kids who make viral videos that happen to include "unlicensed" music. Creativity surrenders
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(133)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
When Gary Glitter poses in his Speedo, The Sun is there, with an equally catchy headline (with SFW pic that will haunt your dreams -- be warned)
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(84)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Sweet potato liquor to become Japan's newest cool export
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(59)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ontario authorities publicly crush two tricked-out ricers as warning to "motorheads" who continue street racing
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(190)
 
(DailyTech)
 
 
 
California approves "Vampire Slayer Act." Coming soon: Californians discover that vampires don't exist
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Interactive map of urban populations over time
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(65)
 


Thu June 15, 2006
(Mobile Magazine)
 
 
 
A camping kit for hippies
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(140)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the new Maxim Hotel/Casino will look like
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most (and least) educated states
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(377)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British power company creates 450 jobs by closing its call center in India and onshoring the jobs back home, saying it is "not prepared to achieve savings at the risk or expense of customer satisfaction"
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(170)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman hiding a "massive amount of cocaine" in her vagina dies of overdose when it gets absorbed into her bloodstream all at once
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(244)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
How to charge your electronics using an airplane seat's headphone jack
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(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Having solved the rest of the world's problems, Bush signs bill banning bad words
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(421)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old girl charged for twenty-six counts of grand theft auto in one month
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Most Favored Nation" status like a mobile execution chamber
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(161)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Toga party gets out of control at restaurant... owned by Niedermeyer
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Art gallery puts rock slab and stick on display. Later discovers it's what you were supposed to put the art on
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bill Gates to step down from day-to-day operations at Microsoft in 2008 to spend more time overseeing the coming apocalypse
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(174)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Al-Zarqawi's safe house found to contain a blueprint for inciting war between U.S. and Iran. France surrenders
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(209)
 
(wvec.com)
 
 
 
Today's "middle school teacher arrested for showing hardcore pornographic pictures to his students" story brought to you by Chesapeake, VA
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(97)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"When he showed me his penis, that's when I called my manager" and other things not to do if you're a nine-time sexual offender visiting Fashion Bug
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wand examiner
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(112)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're a teenager throwing rocks from overpass at passing cars, it's best to remember that law enforcement sometimes uses unmarked vehicles
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric calls on Bush and Australian PM John Howard to convert to Islam. Good luck with that
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(193)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Severed head found at fatal car accident scene. Thing is, all the bodies at the scene still had their heads attached
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(146)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A $10,000 sniper's rifle and six jars of fertilizer. Just some of the gifts foreign leaders gave to President Bush. Oh, and Rummy got an aromatherapy set from the King of Jordan. The Smoking Gun is there
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(94)
 
(10news.com)
 
 
 
Bank robber leaves behind three forms of ID
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(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2500
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(1009)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Starving student wins £100,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket he bought with change after buying a box of corn flakes
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(78)
 
(India Daily)
 
 
 
That wind you feel probably means an extraterrestrial UFO is coming
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules police do not have to announce themselves when bursting into your house
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(759)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Information gleaned from Zarqawi raid leads to 452 additional raids in Iraq. In other news, the third annual Insurgent Pancake Dinner has been cancelled
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(289)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Mom and son share some quality time, Florida style
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cambodian prime minister advises his citizens to not sell all of their possessions to bet on the World Cup
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(37)
 
(K9 Magazine)
 
 
 
50,000 dog thefts per year occur in the UK, many for ransom. Your dog wants Lojack Neuticles®
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption the prez
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(270)
 
(Sofia)
 
 
 
Workers dig a jeep-sized hole in the road and leave it with no warning signs, what could possibly go wrong?
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(95)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you took a 9mm submachine gun from an unmarked patrol car, West Bloomfield police would like it back. Pretty please?
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman challenges Colorado Springs ban on pigs; squeals for delight when she wins
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(48)
 
(this is bristol)
 
 
 
Residents campaigning against green space, request trees be paved over
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(58)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old kid "karates" would-be mugger -- although he could be totally making this up
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The newest supercar comes from Peugeot
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(147)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
People bored senseless by World Cup soccer can now see some real action as crows at Japanese zoo have been taught to play soccer
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(110)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian astronomers bickering about the size of their meteorite. Hair pulling and tin-foil hats ensue
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts say, "Playgrounds should be more exciting and adventurous to keep kids interested in them"
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(201)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To celebrate the Army's 231st birthday the Pentagon held a taste test of future MREs, including the "HooAH" bar and First Strike Rations. Tastes like napalm but smells like . . . victory
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(163)
 
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Mt. Merapi, dangerously active, then not so dangerous, then overshadowed by an earthquake, then dangerous again, then not so dangerous, is back to dangerous once more
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(18)
 
(Silinx.com)
 
 
 
The Boston Celtics finally have hot cheerleaders... why are Bostonians complaining? (pic)
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(461)
 
(Some GeoFark)
 
NewsFlash
 
4.7 quake near San Jose
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(196)
 
(Whale Plane)
 
 
 
We all voted for the Whale Plane. "Sad" tag trumps "Follow up"
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live in BC and don't like your neighbours? Buy the mineral rights to their property and feel free to spraypaint and drink beer in their back yard
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(84)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Bear does Goldilocks impression on N.J. couple's hammock before falling off. Entire episode caught on video
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Transportation Security Administration says they're just not getting paid enough to keep feelin' up our grannies
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(62)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Art student spends 10 months knitting a full-size Ferrari out of 12 miles of yarn (pic)
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(101)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Catholic priest on "The Omen": The Book of Revelation should not be interpreted literally
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(206)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The clever folks at AOL to populate Netscape Internet portal with news stories selected by users
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion
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(994)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientology coming out with a NASCAR crew. Theme: Photoshop sports team sponsored by a religion
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(70)
 
(Rock.com)
 
 
 
Farker making Top 100 rock songs of all time. Nominate your songs, with voting goodness
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(634)
 
(Some Webvan Guy)
 
 
 
Dot-com deja vu: Amazon enters the online-grocery business
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the fifth time in a week, a Home Depot cabinet is taken home and found to contain thousands of dollars worth of drugs. In other news, Home Depot cabinet sales higher than your cousin "Sparkmeister"
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(104)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 58: "Flags, flags, everywhere a flag." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Underwear brand holds wedgie contest. Bullies realize how gay their national pastime is
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Traffic authorities erect wire ropes on highway to prevent vehicle collisions. Motorcyclists point out subtle design flaw
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(261)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the cover of your autobiography
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(117)
 


Wed June 14, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest ultra hi-res photo of Mars you've ever seen
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(110)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Popular comic book heroes faith-by-faith
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(226)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men who don't do chores, die quicker
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(92)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
FAA approves spaceport...in Oklahoma
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Historic sites are protected; except from Starbucks
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(60)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Oilers, 'Canes, Bring it
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(712)
 
(mlive)
 
 
 
Family of West Bank man, who used MySpace to convince a 16-year-old girl Michigan girl to fly to the Middle East, are disappointed that the wedding has been called off. They also hope that the couple will get together in the future
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(75)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Montana town orders man to find new home for the goat he bought to keep his lawn trimmed, pointing out everyone else might want to get one too, and that would inevitably lead to an influx of hungry Norwegians
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(39)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Marine whose song about killing Iraqi family was posted on the Internet can't understand why people don't think it's funny
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(283)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dying cat befriended by deer (with pic)
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(184)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
It hit 100 degrees in Denver today, which officially kicks off the "dumbasses leaving kids in the car while shopping at Wal-Mart" season
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(145)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Monumental irony: Sculptor who created provocative artworks is attacked and killed by one of his masterpieces
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(95)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Drunk man attacks coral snake with branches and beer bottles. Floridian 0, Coral Snake 1
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(64)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Blessed is the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Please, St. Anthony, let Brazil kick Croatia's ass this week."
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Germans smash through Polish defense. Again
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(108)
 
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
When completing a robbery, do you a) speed off in a getaway vehicle, b) hold hostages until SWAT arrives, or c) go next door a Western store and buy yourself a new set of duds with that newfound booty?
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(33)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher slaps tardy student one day punches him in the face the next. Kid tells Mr. Garrison he no longer wants to speak with Mr. Hand
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(64)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google weighs in on "Net Neutrality"
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(246)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
What do you do if you have an abandoned hangar, 33-by-111 ft of light-sensitive fabric, 200 gallons of developer solution and 600 gallons of fixer? Make the world's largest camera and photograph, of course
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(NPR)
 
 
 
List of the greatest teen movies of all time
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(247)
 
(South Florida)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year needs drug money, has 6-year-old daughter steal charity jar. How much heroin can you get for $1.85?
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Due to unexpected 'illness' there is a vacancy in Bristol for a pet shop worker. Duties include: feeding the king cobra
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anybody can pull out a knife and threaten their family, but it takes a special kind of dumbass to spray himself in the face with pepper spray when the cops arrive
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(18)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
The options for disputing a parking ticket do not include biting the parking inspector
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Operation Return to Sender is nabbing illegal immigrants all over the United States
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Report: Design flaw, Khan caused Genesis crash
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three superheroes
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At outdoor press conference, Bush makes fun of reporter wearing sunglasses. Turns out the guy is blind. Oops (w/video)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the vanity top in this bathroom renovation kit with three pounds of pot and some cocaine. Let's see if our plumber notices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Murdering the parents of your 14 year old girlfriend because they won't let you date her will get you a new girlfriend, but her name will be Bubba
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US to reveal interrogation tactics. Expected to include tickling with feather, pinching, poking, asking nicely
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(111)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
First ever photograph of the rare ugly-ass Borneo rhino
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(37)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If you go to school in Orange County, you probably can't read this
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(101)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Man who turned in stolen photographs of molester facing a prison term that could be longer than the child predator's
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(203)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
What would Ann Coulter do? Conservative womens groups are sprouting on college campuses
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(920)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police arrest 8 at rap recording studio. "They just had too much [drugs] and couldn't flush it all down"
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(9News.com)
 
 
 
High school teacher tells 14-year-old girls not to fight, that there are better ways to solve their differences. Just kidding, he offered to pay one girl to beat the other one to a bloody pulp for his own sexual pleasure
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Japan struggles with the commodity of cuteness. "If someone doesn't find me cute, I want to know why because then I'll work on it to get better at being cute."
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(133)
 
(Some Mac Guy)
 
 
 
Nail polish remover fixes Macbook discoloration
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(123)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando Visitors Bureau launches "Fabulous Fall" ad campaign, rejects "Hurricanetastic", "Category 5 Fun"
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(wvnstv.com)
 
 
 
When breaking into a business to get even for being fired, remember to sober up to the point where you can distinguish its building from a Dollar General
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois hotel decided not to pay their employees. Hilarity, inn sued
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Georgia couple suing Home Depot for $111 million, including $1 million claim that their sex life was destroyed by grout
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dog owned by man being chased by the police gets tired of being bounced around the car, bites owner in the face to stop him from running. Jailiarity ensues
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(182)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
When you think it all the way through, installing a machine gun on your vehicle really isn't such a good idea after all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police recruit dogs from Holland before realising they don't understand English -- Uw hond wil lapje
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(75)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Police officers ordered to pay $46,000 for beating up two men in argument over bag of steak fajitas
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(ABC)
 
 
 
School district refuses to mediate civil lawsuit by family of severely disabled woman, because their expert says that the sexual attack was "pleasurable" for her
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(233)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Truck spills nails all over highway. Oil slick missles and smoke screen to follow
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(Optus)
 
 
 
Today's "Police use pepper spray to subdue 10 year-old schoolgirl" story brought to you by Australia
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nanny sues manufacturer of video system that recorded her shaking a baby
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(139)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russians to build floating Chernobyl in Antarctica, what could possibly go wrong?
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2 deranged billionaires plan to flood USA with cheap Chinese knockoff SUVs
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(178)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it wasn't possible to go from a discussion about marriage with your girlfriend to being chased, naked, down the street by a man with a gun
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(67)
 
(KESQ)
 
 
 
Man digs for gold in his front yard, proudly announces that he has struck dirt 60 feet down
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(58)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Streets, parks, and mountains across the country are being renamed for fallen soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan
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(236)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Gay mime minister charged with domestic assault for breaking decorative plate over boyfriend's head
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(78)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Camwhores rejoice: PayPal is being built right into Skype. That will be $9 for the next three minutes (SFW)
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(29)
 
(Some Boob)
 
 
 
Woman fired from Broadway show because her breasts grew too big. Oh, the huge mammaries
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(125)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Houston Mayor attempts to pawn off Katrina evacuees on Canada, "I'm not saying they're all model employees..."
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(113)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Finally, an exit strategy is being discussed. But replace the "Iraq" with "public schools," and "US troops" with "Baptists"
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(557)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Store employee hands in resignation, venomous tarantula
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(86)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Male nurse says he fondled comatose child and downloaded child porn to see if he was a pedophile. He's happy to report, he's not
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(77)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Four things keeping you from getting ahead. With pic illustrating the fifth thing
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(117)
 
(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother and 6 year-old daughter held for an hour by airport security, because of pink plastic candy-filled Bugs Bunny water pistol that she bought a few feet away at the departure lounge store
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(199)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Teens pelt state cops with donuts. Cops dunk teens
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(47)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Photoshop Superman onto more tie-in products that question his sexuality
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pupil, banned from exam hall for shaving England flag into his hair, accepts the ruling and gets proper haircut. Nah, just kidding, he went and whined to the media. With ugly-ass house pic goodness
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(Some Kid)
 
 
 
Submitter is graduating high school this Saturday. Would like to know what kind of advice Fark can give him for college and the "real world"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hulk Smashup - Game (like Rampage)
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK newspaper purchases vial of smallpox DNA. Plan for world domination pencilled in for next Tuesday
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(97)
 
(KMBC)
 
 
 
News: Woman attempts to rob a clerk at a store by jumping over the counter to get in the cash register. Fark: The clerk grabs her shirt and pulls it off. Farkier: The same clerk chased a robber out of the store with a golf club in February
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FEMA auditors conclude that "$400 spent on adult erotica products" were "not necessary to satisfy legitimate disaster needs."
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(163)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Actual headline in a real newspaper - David Hasselhoff: Is there anything he can't do? Even has a graphic of all he has done
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(86)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion
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(752)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Prague Fark Party tonight 8pm at Zulu (address is Zitna 41). Drew and Brooks will be there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can't beat a speeding ticket by tearing down a speed limit sign and pasting it over the lower-limit sign you are accused of ignoring, particularly if prosecutors haul in facial scanning experts
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Water skier does his thing behind cruise ship just to prove it can be done. The Sun is there
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(37)
 
(WOAI)
 
 
 
"Dukes of Hazzard" style car chase races through neighborhood, ditches, medians, and a military runway in the path of a C-130 as it's taking off
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(44)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. government pushes breastfeeding by calling bottle-feeding "risky"
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(236)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Teachers told not to trade sammiches for sex with students, even if they could use one
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(40)
 
(Some Blog)
 
 
 
A history of censorship of the written word (remainder of headline censored -Admin)
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this metalwork
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(61)
 
(NYC.gov)
 
 
 
Attention, attention: once again NYC ranks as the nation's safest large city. Please take note, NYC haters
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(365)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Implantable cardiac defibrillators may prevent death, cause death
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Office worker wins emotional distress lawsuit after his boss told him to "sit his ass down"
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(64)
 
(You Tube)
 
Boobies
 
Alizee, dancing in that little black outfit we've all come to know and love
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Tue June 13, 2006
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Brits require a television license to watch football online
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(135)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Smashy smashy
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(60)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Yahoo forced to run to the vet's office and have a massive de-worming suppository shoved into their email client
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(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
If you catch a guy breaking into your car, and conk him with a baseball bat, guess which one of you is going to jail?
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(116)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Girl, 12, who found hand grenade credits Green Day for training her to recognize a bomb when she sees one
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Washing and waxing your car can improve your gas mileage by up to 7%
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(75)
 
(agapepress.org)
 
 
 
Following the overwhelming success of home-schooling, Christians now home-churching. "The Onion" unavailable for comment
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(117)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
97% of IT professionals feel "traumatized" by their daily work. In other news, 97% of Police, Firefighters, Soldiers, Doctors, Nurses, Coroners, Medical Examiners, and High-School teachers feel IT professionals are whiney pansies
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(356)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Belgian couple with 14 children, all with named ending in "Y", put ad in newspaper asking for ideas because they can't come up with a name for their 15th
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(231)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tropical vacations, season football tickets and divorce lawyers are just some of the uses people found for $1.4 billion in fraudulent disaster relief last year
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem to star in "Have Gun, Will Travel" remake, preliminarily titled "I Gotta Glock, Yo. And I Take it Everywhere I Go."
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(65)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hottest family cars of 2006
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(94)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
To receive "outstanding" rating from Air Force inspectors, do you (1) work long hours, (2) show expertise in all areas, or (3) arrange sex partners for inspectors?
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(46)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Cruise vacation postcard showing bikini-clad women and the slogan "seamen wanted" seems to be ruffling a few feathers for some odd reason
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(76)
 
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
30 Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris
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(200)
 
(Register-Herald)
 
 
 
Two West Virginia thieves hit 3 Wal-Marts to steal, among other things, 122 copies of the "Cheaper by the Dozen" DVD
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British officials allow two men who legally changed their name to Jake and Elwood Blues, to wear sunglasses in their drivers' license pictures. Hit it
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(86)
 
(some redneck)
 
 
 
If you're missing two blowgun darts that you were shooting near the highway, police found them embedded in two drivers and would like to speak with you. (4th item down)
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(21)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
If your Phillipsburg High School yearbook is missing page 224, it's because it had an upskirt shot in it
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(98)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Frustrated, wannabe newsstand operator uses rented crane to stage his rendition of "Musical Newsstands Across Philadelphia"
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The past month's global stock market meltdown has wiped out $2 trillion of fabricated wealth
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(167)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that raid last week where we locked down your neighborhood, shot your brother and called you both terrorist scumbags on national TV? Yeah, sorry about that. Our bad
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(142)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pink car with green question marks hoisted on top of NY high school. The Riddler wanted for questioning
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(40)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wyoming bartender is used to patrons talking her ear off, but they seldom do it by crawling unannounced into her bed at night
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(23)
 
(KTHV)
 
 
 
Today's teacher-gets-in-trouble-for-sexual-relationship-with-student story brought to you by Malvern, Arkansas. Bonus: they're both female
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(118)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired takes a look at Apple's recent iSweatshop charge
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just another spring day in Syracuse: The birds singing, the flowers blooming, the naked, handcuffed burglary suspect sprinting from the hospital with blood spurting from the stab wound in his chest
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(33)
 
(Some Fishy Dude)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wicked fish. Difficulty: No guts
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese TV personality draws flack for showing her boobies in health advert
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(110)
 
(WFRV)
 
 
 
After six beers, male coach stumbles into wrong dorm room, crawls into bed with girls from visiting high school's track team. The hilarity meter promptly went from 0 to 11 shortly thereafter
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(172)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Entire volunteer fire department resigns after drinking is banned at the local firehall
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Interstate Bridge closed due to all you can eat salad buffet
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(51)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into mall. Mall security drops ice cream cones, flees
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(76)
 
(Some Slater)
 
 
 
Screech from "Saved by the Bell" wants you to give him $250,000 so he doesn't get thrown out of his mansion. No, really
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(332)
 
(Funny Blogger)
 
 
 
Porn situations vs. reality
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(171)
 
(WRAL-TV)
 
 
 
J.J. Redick arrested early Tuesday for DWI. Duke blows 0.11
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(98)
 
(WTOPNews.com)
 
 
 
More than half of adults with ADHD are too disorganized to get treatme -- hey look at that crazy bird Let's go get ice cream, I like sprinkles
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(260)
 
(krld)
 
 
 
Today's driving tip from Fark: Make sure your crane is totally lowered before you go driving under a bridge
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(47)
 
(MySpace)
 
 
 
Today's reminder that you were born a decade or two too soon: Teacher posts topless photos on her MySpace account for students to enjoy
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(257)
 
(590 KLBJ)
 
 
 
Man gives alcohol to teen / Girl gives man a piece / What makes it even more obscene / Is that the girl's his niece
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(197)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to watch your TiVo on your cell phone
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Three men launch surprise attack on unarmed, unarmored monk in his Montreal apartment. Monk now plans to use Heal Self to restore 1d4 + 1 hit points of damage
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking to write children's book that will be "a bit like Harry Potter", but without the magic. So basically, a textbook
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Al-Qaida names 20th hijacker from 9/11, also names Clarence as the Fifth Beatle
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(71)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Father sues mother over her plan to "mutilate" 8-year-old boy by turning his anteater into a helmet
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(338)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Apparently the SPF rating in sunscreen doesn't stand for Suitable Protection from Four-wheelers
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(68)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
School bus driver charged with selling marijuana to students enrolled in drug counseling program at special needs school. Comparable to opening bar next to Ted Kennedy's home
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(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-UI) pleads guilty
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush makes surprise visit to Baghdad
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(547)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hillarity does not ensue when two seniors manage to slip quotations from Adolf Hitler's book "Mein Kampf" to appear under their high school yearbook pictures
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(683)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How the internet affects relationships
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(255)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Do you really need technology to tell when food has gone bad? Introducing Timestrips for perishables
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(153)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Coal's resurgence a boon to West Virginia, bringing with it signs of affluence like Starbucks, gated communities, teeth
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(111)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wild marijuana on courthouse lawn eliminated. Removal delayed due to munchie breaks
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(119)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Heather Mills McCartney intends to sue the News of the World. Apparently, she is unhappy over allegations that she is a filthy whore
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(152)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Today's World Cup discussion
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(871)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
The only thing that would make this cardboard standee of the new Superman seem gayer would be if he were blowing on his nails
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(212)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Cheating students are outsourcing their coursework on the web
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Greek evzones
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(77)
 
(National Review)
 
NewsFlash
 
Karl Rove has been informed by Patrick Fitzgerald that he won't be charged in the Plame leak case
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(1122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pentagon planned "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other, Elton John
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Leave it to a Kiwi to come up with a better way of collecting bull semen; it involves four wheels, lots of steel and a public exhibition [w/sfw action pic]
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Car with THC4ME plate carried dope
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Like the federal government, the three branches of life -- man, beer, and coffee -- all provide checks and balances on each other
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(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Airport bomb scare triggered by tupelo honey, butt rub and an oyster shell. MacGyver wanted for questioning
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Guinness has rivals in the record-keeping business. Now that metal-eating guy who ate the airplane will have to do it all over again
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Authorities on the look out for vandals who spray-painted graffiti on 18 cars, 4 homes and one slow-moving dog
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced 24 auto workers' retirement benefits with "certificates of appreciation". Let's see if they notice
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roethlisberger is in stable condition after having surgery to repair his multiple fractures. Unfortunately, his newly bruised ego could not be mended
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