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Sun May 21, 2006
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sirius Satellite Radio introduces new plug-and-play TiVo-like radio that can be used in both car and house
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(86)
 
(5 Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
People expecting to experience thrill and danger on rollercoaster experience thill and danger, to the max; 18 injured
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you find that it's often difficult to discuss the issue of your spouse's ever increasing girth at home? Want to talk about it with a bunch of strangers on the internet instead?
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you should not do on your resume
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(193)
 
(South Central Farmers)
 
 
 
Urban community garden where 350 low income families grow their own food to be evicted tomorrow
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bears reported in Germany after over 150 years of bearlessness. Stephen Colbert immediately sells his Munich vacation home
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(94)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Children as young as 12 feel pressure to have sex and are turning to alcohol to help to get them through losing their virginity. Just like their parents -- only sooner
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(210)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why do they have to euthanize horses when they break their legs?
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(169)
 
(Some Car Lover Guy)
 
 
 
The Cobra has evolved. Witness sex on wheels (SFW)
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudi argues that girls should not be allowed to exercise because they "might become attracted to each other." (pic)
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(292)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School omits words "In God we trust" from coin picture on yearbook. Gives students stickers with words if they want to replace them
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(281)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congressman caught on videotape accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from an FBI informant. He's a Democrat so don't expect to see this story to stay in the news long
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(291)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Problem: people need omega-3 fatty acids but don't like fish. Solution: feed the fish to pigs and then feed the pigs to people. Is there anything pork can't do?
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crossing guard
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(66)
 
(2theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
5 dead after man opens fire at Baton Rouge church
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(283)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
While ripping the U.S. for its "xenophobic" immigration policies, Mexican government bars non-natives from thousands of jobs
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(477)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
St. Peter: Naked guy is here. Now it's a party
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(78)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I'm talking ... you farkwit, farking photographers you should be shot, you should be all shot. Thank you."
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(100)
 
(Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Worried about the bubble collapsing? Maybe you should play the new housing futures and options market
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gallery of rare American Civil War photographs
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(61)
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Heckler calls out Cosby at 'A Call Out with Bill Cosby', gets turned to Jell-O
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(135)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Naked men try to calm a volcano's rumbling
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(23)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
New sunglasses are designed to bring calm, rationality within minutes of putting them on
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(98)
 
(Some musician)
 
 
 
Asinine: cop hassles street musician although she's obeying the law. Spiffy: musician whips out a copy of the law saying she's allowed to play. Dumbass: the cop doesn't know how to read
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(118)
 
(Some T)
 
 
 
I pity the fool who don't wish Mr. T 'Happy Birthday.'
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One student complains to the ACLU and a federal judge bans prayer at small town H.S. Graduation. During ceremony, several hundred other students respond with a unified "suck it"
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(1077)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Annoyed at male-centered "maid cafés," Japanese girl geeks open a "butler café" where they can freely gawk at male waiters. Apparently, "the butlers looked nervous serving tea and cake."
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(43)
 
(cars.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 Well-Kept Automotive Secrets
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(131)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Boy impaled on fence has life saved by his Arsenal jersey. "It shows I was right to support Arsenal. If I was wearing a normal T-shirt, I probably would be dead," he says
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(88)
 
(GIS)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: New Zealand
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(83)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Jedi knight certificate from the Universal Life Church
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(94)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
10% of Mexicans now live in U.S
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(299)
 
(Orido)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Meets The Matrix
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New XM device gives user ability to record songs as they play, really piss off RIAA
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(97)
 
(Realtity TV)
 
 
 
Bach, Ian, Nugent - The Newest Supergrorup
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(133)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Movie special effects have reached the point where it's cheaper to simulate a location than to actually film there
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(94)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Faced with bewildering transportation issues, county officials spend week debating best color for bus stops. All sides agree on contentious issue by forbidding hot pink
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(11)
 
(WXYX)
 
 
 
25 Detroit police recruits sent back to school because one of them didn't know the assistant chief's job description or the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiny police department in Peachtree County, Georgia, has nailed more Internet pedophiles than Interpol
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(189)
 
(Some Groovy Guy)
 
 
 
Conservatives are winning the battle over how the 1960s are remembered. But their version is far from the truth, and is in fact a real drag, man
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(186)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British authorities "err on the side of caution" by labelling thousands of innocent people criminals and it's not about to apologize to a bunch of people who lost their jobs or couldn't get into university because of it
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(45)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Police bust GW after finding his MySpace page
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gangs raiding South African houses, emptying fridges and crapping on the designer furniture. If you say such thugs are not human, you're correct. They're baboons
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(37)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
South Korean children are easier to beat up than ever
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(54)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Sex bomb" deployed in war against terror. Tom Jones unavailable for comment
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nagin floats to top in New Orleans mayoral election
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(318)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
UFO crashes off coast of South Africa
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(123)
 


Sat May 20, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9 drawings done by an artist under the influence of LSD
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(245)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live from Saturday Night: What's on your desktop? Submit screenshot wipe hands on pants
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(359)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Prison authorities dealing with crafty drunk prisoners who produce their own alcohol with Vegemite, potato peelings, even jam sandwiches
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High school plan for a food fight foiled. Mastermind in jail, terror thread lowered to yellow
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Most expensive work of art ever created - a human skull cast in platinum and covered with £10 million worth of diamonds
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(61)
 
(We are the Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a Fark-themed Borg hail
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida real estate out of control: Developers building life-size Hot Wheels carrying cases
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Protesters invade Live coverage of UK Lottery draw
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(41)
 
(Some UFO Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists, revelers and people who've been abducted by aliens come together in McMinnville, Oregon for the UFO Festival (with pic)
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fed up by aggressive ticketing, man bans meter maids from his five pubs
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(80)
 
(Akron Beacon Journal)
 
 
 
100 year old haunted warehouse for sale - ghosts included
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(47)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
70-year-old Norwegian driver can't stay awake all the way to the Farmer's Market, takes a nap and sleeps through crashing into a garden
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barbaro breaks through gates early, hurts leg during Preakness. Doesn't finish
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(173)
 
(ESC today)
 
 
 
Lordi wins Eurovision Song Contest. Heavy metal is apparently the Finnish for folk music
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(84)
 
(ZZ)
 
 
 
Opera is having a graffiti contest to decorate their walls. Photoshop something that won't win the contest
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(64)
 
(Bryanboy)
 
 
 
$1,690 handbags, haircuts, brown monkeys in chanel and anorexia. What is there not to love about this gay asian Paris Hilton?
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Always wanted to own your own Civil War-era fort? One's up for sale on eBay
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
State assisting Kevorkian's death
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
714*
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(418)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police with radar guns are patrolling an Indianapolis suburb to catch bicycles breaking the speed limit
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA seeks "innovative" ideas from public. Like, "How about you guys stop blowing stuff up so much? That would be good"
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(109)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Styx to perform with youth orchestra; still awaiting final confirmation from guest soloist Eric Cartman
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(88)
 
(High Times)
 
 
 
The top spots for stoner vacations. Pack the Cheetos and Twinkies and hit the road
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(93)
 
(Workplace Prof Blog)
 
 
 
The importance of the firm handshake for job candidates. Sure beats the Japanese ritual of exhanging business cards
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(146)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with teasing Staten Island and NJ with a funnel cloud, God continues punking New Yorkers by setting a highway in Queens on fire
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(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trailer chic hits exclusive Malibu Beach. Someone call Mr. & Mrs. Cletus
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(39)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cranes
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(66)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
The evolution of dance
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption President Bush
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(220)
 
(Some Hoser)
 
 
 
Top50 worst beers
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(386)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
With copper worth almost $4 a pound it's obviously tempting, but breaking into an electrical substation to steal its ground wires is for crazy people. Got it?
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(66)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Squirrel photography
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(67)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Ft. Lauderdale: "I'm supposed to subsidize some schlock sitting on the sofa and drinking a beer, who won't work more than 40 hours a week?''
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(515)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Engine can run on number of fuels including hydrogen, ethanol, natural gas, propane, or digester gas from landfills
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(65)
 
(QCTimes.com)
 
 
 
Man forgets he already bought a ticket for Iowa's $100,000 lottery, so he buys another with his numbers. Because you're reading this headline, you can infer that his numbers were the winning numbers
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(79)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
CIA killed JFK, and agents replaced his brain with that of another person during autopsy. The Pravda is there
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(93)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The Pope lays the infallible smackdown on a child molester who happens to be one of his good friends. Hey, progress is progress
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(189)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Accidental purging of evidence room by temps in Colorado Springs means your trial has been cancelled. In other good news, there's a machine gun for sale....somewhere
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(33)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a scene from a music video depicting your own interpretation of the lyrics
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(144)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Growing trend among U.S. veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars -- homelessness
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(282)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
American celebrity with ties to former terrorist nations caught Running with the Night and inexplicably Dancing on the Ceiling
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spanish design team hopes to make waves with tsunami memorial
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(14)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen: the best actual headline you will read today about a woman clawing out a man's balls: "Sac attacker was AWOL from mental hospital"
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(71)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you've already been in trouble for threatening President Bush's life, you should probably find a better hobby than making fake Secret Service IDs. TSG is there
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man gets parking ticket after double-parking his car to adjust his artificial leg. The Sun is there and they're hopping mad
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain warned about fish and frogs falling from the sky this summer. Seriously
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(30)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Senate votes to make network TV boob slippage cost a zillion dollars. Graphic depiction of a man getting his head severed by a freight train at 9pm on CSI season finale last night still OK
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Advocate's top 100 beers
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(230)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Students at liberal New School don't want to hear things they disagree with, protest the selection of John McCain as commencement speaker
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(424)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Caption this passenger being groped by the TSA
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(129)
 


Fri May 19, 2006
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Real farmers being forced to produce papers proving they are farmers, in faux-farmer crackdown. Keys to tractor also considered acceptable
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(25)
 
(Scripps-Howard News)
 
 
 
Old WW2 machine-gun nests found in San Francisco; Omega Man, albino mutants unavailable for comment
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six-year-old attempts to buy sports car for dad's birthday, with 33 pence. Notice the obvious lack of sappy ending
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(69)
 
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Photoshop these old farts kissing
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(99)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Chinese claim new Three Gorges Dam built to defy attacks from terrorists and other enemies. Lessons not learned from Titanic, apparently
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(76)
 
(WLNS)
 
 
 
747 dumps metric assload of fuel on Ann Arbor, Michigan
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(138)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old ladies lure homeless men into their home, got life insurance polices on them, and then ran them over
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Rescuers able to find woman after she tells them over cell phone when they're getting warmer, getting colder
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Prankster who covered friend's entire apartment in tin foil gets comeuppance when he comes home to find his own apartment converted into giant hamster cage, complete with giant water bottle and exercise wheel
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Intrepid New Jerseyan snaps photo of funnel cloud right off Bayonne port where "War of the Worlds" was filmed. Residents breathe sigh of relief after neither Martians nor Tom Cruise materialize
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL now charging for bulk email fees. AOL users in uproar. People still use AOL?
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(165)
 
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
High school girl gets busted for "sodomy" with female classmate. MySpace swings over chasm, rolls under sliding door, grabs hat just in time
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(302)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds in New Haven, CT, seize flame-shooting armored car that formerly belonged to Saddam Hussein. "Sad" tag because it would have been the perfect car for cruising the streets of New Haven
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(64)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Colorado town to bring in sheep for weed control, companionship
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(46)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Sure, we all fear him, but you have to admire it when Death gets creative
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The LAPD gets a warm welcome for starting a community weblog: "Good luck with your cesspool of crime, disease and victimhood"
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(21)
 
(The Crimson)
 
 
 
Researchers discover physically attractive teachers get better evaluations on RateMyProfessor.com than ugly ones. Still no cure for schoolgirl fantasies
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former Space Camp instructor reaffirms his prediction that a giant tsunami in the Atlantic caused by a comet fragment strike will hit on or about May 25th. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(150)
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Terrorist Training 101: How to take out Downtown Sacramento, with video
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez stages mock foreign invasion while wearing Saran Wrap underwear
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British surgeon orders new equipment for hospital, forgets critical instrument, and turns to eBay for quick delivery. Hilarity ensues
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flying Spaghetti Monster apparently sends his only begotten son, Flying Grilled Cheese Sandwich, to destroy evil lactose-intolerant Pentagon
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Virginia council tries to oust mayor who bought election with those two Virginia electoral staples, beer and cigarettes. Mayor would defend himself, but terms of his house arrest forbid him from attending council meetings
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(13)
 
(High Times)
 
 
 
Ultimate dumbass gives interview after arrest for growing pot inviting cops back into his life. "I'm not going to stop smoking, no way man," he says. "It's more common than people think and it's not just clowns like me"
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(76)
 
(East Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
There's a new controlled substance in one Arizona school, complete with its own black market. What is it? Ketchup
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
New Iraqi government to be announced tomorrow, blown up by Sunday
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(224)
 
(Newschannel 5)
 
 
 
White people discover grills. And pronounce them a danger to dental health. Why you gotta be hatin', yo?
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duke rape accuser only made $1,400 in 2005. She's either evading taxes or she's not a good stripper
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(135)
 
(thisisherefordshire)
 
 
 
Local Herefordshire yokel uses improvised hanging basket weapon to beat off attacker. A pitchfork was not available it would seem
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Top 10 seafood markets include stores in Texas, Maine, Florida and Wisconsin. Wait... where?
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(80)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Javan witch doctor tries to appease volcano. Virgins unavailable for comment... until this hits the main page, anyway
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drunk guy steals gumball machine from police station lobby
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(36)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Proposal to solve problems in two of the biggest news item this week: Move Florida's alligators to our border with Mexico
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(66)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
If you're too lazy to look for work and the rent is due, there's now a solution: Sue FEMA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea wants more attention: Vows to show the world their enormous wang
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Bored with just one boy, female teachers are now looking into threesomes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch buys Rolling Rock brand. How are corporate acquistions like sex in a canoe?
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man uses seven-point elk antlers as a weapon during home-invasion robbery
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(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Woman faces an involuntary manslaughter charge for feeding baby cocaine-laced breast milk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Politician on lobbyists: "The baby Jesus accepted gifts, and I don't think it corrupted him"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Internet addiction seen as a growing concern. Here comes the snake oil
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when a 95-year-old woman can kick your ass at ping pong? Meet her
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish identity is based on accent, not penchant for fried Mars Bars and men wearing skirts
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NewsFlash
 
Four prisoners at Gitmo attempt suicide. Guards attempting to stop the suicides are attacked enroute
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The cost of an assasination in Norway: USD $8,000 - 16,000. However, if it's a friend, they'll do it for free
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"You mean I can still watch the news if I unplug the cable?" Stupidity of people made even clearer when Comcast goes dark for a night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police investigate after roof of Scottish school painted with slogans inviting terrorists to bomb it, including "Al-Quaeda land here"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
UN: "Close Gitmo." USA: "Suck it"
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(308)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Doctors reporting strange virus affecting schoolchildren has symptoms similar to soap-opera characters. Symptoms include dizziness, rashes, having lost-lost twin and amnesia after being kidnapped by stalker
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Tesco offers dark rum as a contraceptive. This explains the hordes of 12-year-old mothers
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(Some Bad week having Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder, Fark Party tonight at Carpool in Arlington Va LGN DIT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Owner of L.A. Clippers: I think you're in my seat. Occupant of seat: No, these are our seats. We own the Suns. And this is our house, bizzitch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meh: BDSM in rural northern England. Hmmm: Based on the "Gor" science-fiction novels. Fark.com: The local butcher bans one of them from his shop for turning up with his girlfriend on a leash
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(136)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When returning unused grenades back to the ammo magazine, return the pins as well
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Iranian Parliament passes law to require Jews and Christians to wear badges. What could possibly go wrong?
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(854)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Disney debuts tamer "Mission: Space" ride, with 50 percent less tiles falling off and explosions on re-entry
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
While state officials were busy planning a coordinated homeland security policy, a sheriff went around them and got a federal grant to buy a boat for his yacht club
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(57)
 
(KLRT)
 
 
 
Redneck design gets its comeuppance: Arkansas students win design award for chair, made of two refrigerator boxes, that expands to fit 42-inch asses
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(sploid.com)
 
 
 
Odd: Finding a tombstone among neighborhood litter. Odder: It came from 70 miles away. WTF: The original tombstone is still there
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Tobacco companies may no longer use the "personal choice" defense, are told that it "can only be used if a reasonably safe product was used in an unreasonable way"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Company gets "encouraging results" with female Viagra. Police on standby to guard against roving bands of horny female street gangs
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(Rover)
 
 
 
Rover's asking farkers to submit questions to ask Mary Cheney. Suggestions? Voting enabled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man tries to break Oregon speeding record, comes up 13 mph short. Does manage to go to jail, lose BMW. Great picture of said idiot who was "late for a meeting" -- probably not with Mensa
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"And lo, the hapless Tigers won seven games in a row, and thus the fourth seal was broken"
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(Rover)
 
 
 
Drew is on Rover's Morning Glory this morning, listen live via the link here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strolling old guy
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
British woman trains floodlights on her neigbor's windows, trashes their cars, plays loud "rape" music and strews dead animals and feces in driveways. This being Britain, she's politely charged with anti-social behaviour
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(SeacretsLive.com)
 
 
 
Drew will be at the, uh, "Mid-Atlantic" Fark Party next Saturday, May 27th at 4:00 p.m. at Seacrets in Ocean City, MD. HectorSchwartz says, "This may be your best chance at getting laid all year." Link goes to blog with more info
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(73)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
FBI agent puts on 85 pounds eating at Nuovo Vesuvio Restaurant while spying on the Mob. Thatsa lotta meata balls
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(45)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into funeral home, falls asleep in coffin. Cops catch him dead to rights, say it's an open and shut case
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(30)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chairman Mao lampooned in student newspaper. Chinese students compare it to the Muhammad cartoons, claim "Chairman Mao is like Jesus to us." With pic of satire
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stray balloon takes out Oslo's public transit system
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(28)
 
(Small Town Misfit)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops when a thick, red liquid seeps through the floor boards and starts following her mother around the house
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TSA to profile airline passengers for signs of stress and fear, because only terrorists act stressed when being cavity searched
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(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Preacher accidentally leaves his wireless microphone on while taking a leak after his sermon. The Sun was there (pic)
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(55)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
So a drunk guy carrying a Rembrandt etching walks into a bar...
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(20)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Police go to village to investigate crime, find villagers harvesting cucumbers, fire shots to get villagers out of canoes, force one to masturbate. Nothing to see here, move along
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(62)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two women fired from their jobs at a sausage factory for watching porn
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old boy will attend school as a girl, will be allowed to use the girls' bathrooms and changing facilities, and to wear girls PE clothes. He either has a gender identity disorder or is a friggin' genius
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(333)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two drunk 12-year-olds discover that taking an old man's cane from his scooter can result in an ass kicking from the entire block
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Christie's to hold auction of 4,000 items from original Star Trek series. Auction expected to draw thousands of pasty fans out of their mom's basement, blinking at the glare of the sun
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(tcpalm.com)
 
 
 
School administrators caught off guard by the yearbook "Shocker"
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Thu May 18, 2006
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New species of monkey discovered; bears in zoos worldwide prepare for "tastes great/less filling" debate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't try robbing a bar with a knife when there are a lot of drunk, angry men armed with barstools inside
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(40)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sunny D leak makes river look like pee
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Being naive and gullible lowers your blood pressure
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(138)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Defibrillators used by paramedics turn out to be only slightly more reliable than 1986 Mustangs
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(61)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Really, who among us doesn't like to take care of the morning wood while standing at the front door?
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Half mile tall waterfall discovered in remote, pristine Peruvian Amazon. You can get there on the new highway serving the city they're building for tourists
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(WBAL)
 
 
 
Couple arrested after asking for directions finds that police report differs from their account
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(158)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Search for Arkansas' elusive ivory-billed woodpecker ends for another season, with birdwatchers vowing to return in the fall and search for it, along with snipes, Bigfoot and leprechauns as long as they're out there
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Whackjob skeptics doubt new 9/11 Pentagon footage, say missile was visible in frame No. 3
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Wisconsin court rules it's okay for police to force-feed laxitives to suspects, meaning you can get the runs but you can't hide
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a wedding "Runaway Bride." Not yours
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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Squirrel almost scores a double Darwin as man goes looking for dog who ran off cliff chasing it
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(Indymedia.com)
 
 
 
Dell, Intel and Microsoft are all about to die
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ninety-three-year-old man's pants catch on fire
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(WLKY)
 
 
 
If you're serving on a jury in Kentucky, do not send the defense lawyer an email criticizing the state's case against his client, even if you really, really believe they couldn't prosecute their way out of a wet paper bag
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Apes plan ahead. Candidate for 2008 already chosen
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(79)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Burning man turns 20, regular attendees celebrate by taking first shower since 1986
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Britain's naked rambler decides to go for a hike on an aircraft. Jailarity ensues
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Scientists test 118-year-old DNA, determine there's a good chance it was actually "Jill the Ripper"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
BellSouth denies NSA spy claims, demands retraction from USA Today, whose editors are already working up a clever pie chart to explain the confusion
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(180)
 
(WOAI)
 
 
 
Errant puddle causes fiery wrecks. Armus then slinks away, awaiting his next victim to torment. If you get this headline, please leave the basement
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(AP)
 
 
 
CIA nominee insists NSA surveillance is legal. Also claims leprechauns are infiltrating Ireland, and that Space Ghost has been recruited to lead U.S. Space Defense forces
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(297)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
When stealing identities, make sure victim isn't a sex offender
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(36)
 
(WNEM)
 
 
 
Beer school starts this weekend. Includes "Beer Drinking 101." Farkers seen applying for student loans
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last male Columbia Basin pygmy rabbit dies. Two remaining females seeing carrots in a whole new way
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(179)
 
(HousingWire)
 
 
 
Due to high oil prices, Fuji forced to raise price of film. You remember film, right?
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(126)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When browsing for boots in Bakersfield, beware of bad-tempered bats
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(22)
 
(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
First "sex theme park" set to open in London. Sadly, still no plans for an all-day ride pass
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not News: You have racoons in the attic. Still Not News: You attempt to be your own pest control agent. Fark.com: You catch your house on fire in the process
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(63)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
But mom, all the other kids' moms let them experiment with cocaine
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bankrobber caught with pants down
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(32)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
This week's "criminal steals credit card, criminal tries to use credit card, credit card actually belongs to the clerk" story brought to you by Bentonville, Arkansas
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(45)
 
(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
Alaskan couple... names their... son... James Tiberius... Kirk
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(201)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Male strippers filing lawsuit for being forced to strip on the side of the road
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(24)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Get ready for the hybrid hard drive
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(64)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
India announces plans for robot army. Zarkon, Lotor unavailable for comment
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(71)
 
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Orthodox Jews find Jesus... in the mail
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(452)
 
(Some State)
 
 
 
Florida has 100 specialty license-plate tags. Photoshop what the 101 specialty tag should look like
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monkeys love pornography and even "pay" for sexual pictures
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(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Another installment on "How to Certainly Divert Your Flight Elsewhere": Scratch the word "BOOM" on the bathroom mirror
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(60)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Children suspended from school for manufacturing and distributing "Happy Crack"
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
King of Nepal giving the power to parliament, may soon give up the funk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman leaves friend as "deposit" when she doesn't have enough money for gas. Two hours later, gas-station owner becomes suspicious
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(82)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Bad: 37-year-old man admits to having sex with 13-year-old girl. Worse: Girl's dad didn't have a clue it was going on. Fark: Even when the 37-year-old man was hiding in his house for two years
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(162)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Sad that you missed out on one of the hot teachers? Do you wish you could do something about it? Now you can, with your very own Pamela Rogers Action Figure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Post office delivers letter with $0.01 stamp. Federal deficit asplodes
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(92)
 
(WKYC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Giant airdock, home of Goodyear blimp, on fire. Oh, the humanity
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(291)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
British workers take just 3.5 minutes to eat lunch. British bosses wondering how the other 1.5 minutes of their lunch break is being wasted
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(94)
 
(Some Embryo)
 
 
 
Reminder: Raleigh-area Fark party, Saturday May 20 at 7:00 p.m., Carolina Ale House at Brier Creek
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mary had a small raccoon, it scrambled up a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its arse, and turned its fur to nylon
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(104)
 
(mail and guardian)
 
 
 
Brazilian police retaliate against gangsters, shooting 22 people dead yesterday. That's about 150 dead in five days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kentucky family can't understand why people want them to get rid of their pet kitty. Might have something to do with kitty being a three-year-old, 400-pound lion
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(120)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Not news: Nurse stops to help victims of traffic accident. News: One of the victims steals her SUV. Fark.com: With her five-month old son and her grandmother inside
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(90)
 
(wect.com)
 
 
 
Things to do today: 1. Cook french fries. 2. Take a shower. 3. Run like hell
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(75)
 
(News Channel 5)
 
 
 
Man thinks it would be hilarious to sell marijuana brownies on the street, and boy was he right
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(113)
 
(fun mansion)
 
 
 
Photos from the 2006 Mustache World Championships
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(113)
 
(Some Excellent Scenery)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of cool 360-degree fullscreen panoramas
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Times reporter Judith Miller claims she received tip-off about the 9/11 attacks two months before they occured, was ultimately denied printing story by NYT editor
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(391)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
When sampling some of your enormous stash of drugs, think twice before calling police to protect you from the invading horde of scary tiny people
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(77)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
New Zealand man who had leg amputated because of diabetes tries to sell it online to raise money after his daughter also contracts diabetes
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. millitary recruiting goals have been met or exceeded consistently. You don't know this though because of the vast left-wing conspiracy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new meaning to dirty politics: Some people casting write-in votes chose profane language instead of candidates
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Looks like God is talking to Pat Robertson again, predicts storms will hit American coastline this year. "Obvious" tag surrenders
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(125)
 
(Community Chest)
 
 
 
Atlantic City to Hasbro: You can't make "Monopoly" without us. Hasbro to Atlantic City: Suck it, do not pass go, do not collect $200
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(65)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC scraps Celebrity Pole Dancing, a nation mourns
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well-hyped Australian boxing match spawns interactive home version as brawls break out nationwide
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(24)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Young Scots blame heavy drinking for memory loss, big debts, arguments and casual sex, like those are bad things
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(70)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
About 80 percent of the groups on MySpace are completely without purpose. "People for Making Savage Animal Love on Bear-skinned Rugs Before Roaring Fires" disagree
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(AP)
 
 
 
Student faces criminal charges... blah blah blah... MySpace...
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(79)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese melons fetch £4,000 per at auction. You don't even want to know what the used tentacles sold for
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(28)
 
(Korea Times)
 
 
 
South Korea's new currency features Zippy the Pinhead on front, gyroscope on back
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(72)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a better toy that you and your dog can play with
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(54)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Boob tag" accusation triggers investigation. Boob tag?
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(101)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Seventy-thousands beer cans found in a townhome. That equals 24 beers a day for eight years. It was Utah beer, though, so nobody got drunk. (With pics)
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(87)
 
(SFN)
 
 
 
Check out the new stretch marks on Katie Holmes
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(346)
 
(WXYZ)
 
 
 
FBI searching for Jimmy Hoffa in Michigan. The Lindbergh baby, Amelia Earhart and Natalie Holloway not impressed
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(56)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man denied entrance to the police force because his scarf was "a bit too gay"
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(135)
 
(APP.com)
 
 
 
Parrot gets loose in cabin of plane. Hilarity ensues
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(57)
 
(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
After 17 years behind bars in a Swiss jail for hijacking a plane and killing a passenger, Hussein Hariri is now to fly a plane he built with his own hands (with pic)
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas high school student builds "a cannon-like device" for a school science project. Since that description comes from the ATF and Young Einstein is in hospital, you may correctly assume hilarity ensued
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(98)
 


Wed May 17, 2006
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Woman cited for "hunting without a permit" because she shot a gator that was attacking her dog
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(90)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Doctor convicted of gunning down seagull that crapped in his wife's salad
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(51)
 
(farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 54: "Fruits & vegetables." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(116)
 
(KTVZ)
 
 
 
757's evacuation slide deploys in flight. Hilarity ensues
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(78)
 
(Some Skirt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this average Joe and his boxers
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(53)
 
(Small Town Misfit)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I wasn't quite ready to leave the mental hosptial yet" like a bloody butcher knife and a dead armadillo
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans taking more vitamins than ever, but experts warn the only benefit for most is the world's most expensive urine
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(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton to write new book about presidency. Suggested title of "Sex Between The Bushes" likely rejected
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(76)
 
(Some Deported Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant getting deported after stealing sign from anti-immigrant protester
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(87)
 
(Peteykins)
 
 
 
Official "Lost" thread for episode "Three Minutes." Which is also how soon I think Michael should die
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(461)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Volunteers cleaning Britain's tallest mountain surprised to discover that someone had pushed a piano to the top
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(57)
 
(Some Sane Guy)
 
 
 
Man runs into traffic on I-40 in a suicide attempt. Traffic hits everyone else but him
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(68)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. cable companies stepping up emergency preparedness plans. Since their current service cuts out following weather disasters such as "heavy dew" or "it might have rained last night," this should be fun to watch
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(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another big black bear killed by police in NJ. Newark gay community locking their doors just in case the police get confused
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man files lawsuit to keep everybody off his damned lawn
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Further proof that Mount Everest should be classified as a bunny slope: 70-year-old guy has climbed the thing a day after some other guy with no legs did
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Video of Kiefer Sutherland tackling a Christmas tree surfaces
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(130)
 
(Examiner.com)
 
 
 
Company tries to trademark scent of fresh-baked pizza. Competitors claim it's a scheme to make more dough
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(37)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
After just 17 alligator-related deaths in 58 years, alligators have killed three people in the past week. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(77)
 
(Oxford Press)
 
 
 
Cox News reports that court strikes down Georgia's gay-marriage ban. Huh huh... cox...
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(189)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Today's frivolous lawsuit: Woman injured by a "flying torpedo" -- otherwise known as a beach umbrella -- awarded $200k
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(54)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when someone steals your whole damn front yard. Drew's garden gnome unavailable for comment
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds New York subway cars are dirtier than a Calcutta public toilet
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(68)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Iowa man who reported theft of $32 blow-up doll claims he wasn't sure what he planned to do with it
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancestors of humans and chimps may have interbred. Contempory humans and chimps continue to breed today in Florida
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(199)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
World hatred of U.S. at highest level ever and not just because it keeps allowing Rob Schneider to make movies
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(646)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thousands turn out for 60th anniversary of Los Angeles institution, the original Tommy's Burger. "Hero" tag used as "Heartburn" tag unavailable
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World faiths announce conversion a basic religious right, especially if you're ghey
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(238)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Orleans warehouse catches on fire. If only they had a large source of water to put it out
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senate votes to build 370-mile fence on U.S.-Mexico border, thus solving all immigration problems
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(841)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official Champions League Final discussion thread: Arsenal v. Barcelona
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(272)
 
(Catholic League)
 
 
 
Catholics gleefully compile quotes from reviewers on "The Da Vinci Code," the "Ishtar" of pseudo-religious thrillers
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(180)
 
(Some Skirt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this one-of-a-kind underpass
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush welcomes Olympic "dudes and dudesses"
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(119)
 
(Wavy.com)
 
 
 
Store selling naps at Mall of America put to sleep
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(89)
 
(Some ball cupper)
 
 
 
Planned nudist resort clears first hurdle. You'd think guys who enjoy being naked all the time would avoid hurdles
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(59)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Police uncover separate plots at middle school, one a Columbine-style shooting, the other a school bathroom suicide pact. Officials said to be working to get two sides together
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(95)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston drivers not happy with No. 5 ranking on "rudest drivers" list, claim the survey was wicked fixed
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(158)
 
(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
Snakes in a drain
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(61)
 
(Athens News-Courier)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher who wasn't fired for showing students a video calling President Bush an asshole 20 times is fired after school officials find porn on his computer
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Duke student: The lacrosse players should be prosecuted "whether it happened or not. It would be justice for things that happened in the past." Apparently, Duke's law program sucks as well
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(252)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A new twist on the flying car. Cubs beating Miami and Hover Boards are the last remaining requirement for 2015
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(127)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian soldiers get "Beer Break". Your dog of war wants a drink
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(81)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman gets "do not resuscitate" tattooed on her chest. Terri Schiavo surrenders
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(120)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Another sign you might be a bad driver -- driving at high speeds and then wedging your car under a parked railroad tank car
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(34)
 
(The Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drunken bar-room brawl errupts between two former lovers -- guess which one of these guys is a county council member
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(28)
 
(bad jocks)
 
 
 
Elon University Baseball team outed by Badjocks.com for hazing. Coach claims wearing women's lingerie increases batting average (with hilarious pics)
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(57)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man sues Kraft over alleged tooth in peanuts. Cheesy rat teeth the next big thing
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(27)
 
(PPG)
 
 
 
Mom and dad bring their four-year-old daughter with them when burglarizing churches
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before forcing a male stripper to get naked and pose for pictures, cop announces, "I'm not gay." Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas may raise speed limit to 80 mph, which shouldn't matter because most '85 Chevy pickups don't go that fast
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(247)
 
(AskMen)
 
Boobies
 
Askmen asks you to vote for the hottest Royal babe (safe for work -- sponsored link)
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British develop new flavour of Pop-Tart: Baked beans
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(105)
 
(NPR News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: McMansions. New hotness: 70 square-foot homes
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(189)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Police officer wrecks car while trying to avoid speed camera
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(49)
 
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Today's "50 counts of animal cruelty" story includes a hermit crab and a chinchilla and is brought to you by Ruston, Louisiana. Your hedgehog wants freedom
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
All Dexter McWhite wanted when he got out of jail was to take his grandkids to McDonald's. But he lives in Florida and this story is on Fark, so here's the rest of the story
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College students plead guilty to "elaborate scheme" to steal 18 six-foot-tall fiberglass penguins
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(32)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The "how-to's" of going to a school reunion, No. 44: Do not go up to ex-jocks and say, "Bag my groceries"
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(362)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Homeless foot-licker charged. This little piggy goes to jail
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Movie critics reveal their take on "The Da Vinci Code": Isthay oviemay uckssay allsbay
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(240)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Victims families appear to be a tad upset with "Super Columbine Massacre" RPG game
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(113)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dow Jones industrial average takes a huge dump after a stronger than expected rise in consumer inflation in April
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(169)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Woman's bra saves her from a bullet
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(58)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes Tonga during tsunami evacuation drill
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iran fails at surprising everyone by rejecting the EU offer for civil nuclear technology. Iran says they are opening themselves to the U.S. offer of military nuclear technology
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(222)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian Parliament to award state decoration to TATU duet
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(43)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Women get high, drunk and addicted easier than men
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(128)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Industrial odors that cause mass vomiting and a bunch of evacuations are usually funny. This is one of those times
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Paul and Heather McCartney to split up. Heather reported to be hopping mad
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Defend your land with a huge cannon in this unusually high-quality flash game
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Cingular develop newer, more offensive ringtones that truly raise the bar
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(15)
 
(6abc.com)
 
 
 
In jealous rage, wife squeezes husband's groin so hard that he's in critical condition and she could face attempted murder charge
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(247)
 
(IndustryWeek)
 
 
 
Minor-league team to give away lukewarm coffee at "Frivolous Lawsuit Night"
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(58)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant turning in his Lakers uniform for a Blue Power Rangers outfit
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(59)
 
(Some Skirt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ceiling in the Pantheon
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(50)
 
(The Star Online)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Geylang / Who addressed his sexual pang / By hiring a pro / To give him a go / And so he went out with a bang
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"He thought he'd been stung by a bee, and we didn't put two and two together until his shirt started falling apart."
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(115)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby can't figure out how black high school dropouts have memorized the lyrics of very difficult rap songs
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(293)
 
(SeacretsLive.com)
 
 
 
MD/VA/DE/NJ Fark party on Saturday, May 27th at Seacrets in Ocean City, Maryland. Link goes to blog with more info
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg no longer allowed in Britain after airport brawl. Fo'shizzle
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(94)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
When the guy giving you a field sobriety test will only identify himself as "Deputy Chuck," he just might not be official
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(20)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's "female teacher resigning over sending a student an 'inappropriate' video" story brought to you by Skidmore, Texas
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(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teen takes stolen hearse out for a high-speed joyride, narrowly escapes slow ride in a rented one on the way back
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eighth grader thinks Louisiana flag could use more blood. Lawmakers agree
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old sex offender required by court to inform his date's parents that he is one before going out on unforgettable night with her
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(128)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hammer-swinging thugs trash English soccer star Wayne Rooney's car, secure in knowledge that he couldn't chase them with his foot injury
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A nun, a pun and some fun in the sun
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(38)
 
(Some Game)
 
 
 
Submitter scored 5450 in this asterisk-kicking game. Comma get it
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(118)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
After customer's beef about it, restaurant admits promotional "mis-steak"
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
L.A. vs Coca-Cola
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(62)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How to deal with that co-worker who has a crush on you
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Astro's pitcher Springer hits Bonds with pitch; gets an ejection and a standing ovation
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(196)
 


Tue May 16, 2006
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago cracks down on noise pollution, promises $300 tickets to anyone who throws a loud backyard party. Glad to see noise crimes are the only thing left for Chicago to control
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(58)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some schools are leaving recess behind
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(100)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro to buy New York Observer. Why? Well, he's the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Okay
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sixty-eight percent of Americans think their lives are "worthy of a book" and 23 percent have sex tips they'd like to share
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(105)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
What does this sign mean?
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(203)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensuing after school hands out questionnaire to students with questions such as "If you have never slept with someone of your same gender, then how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?"
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(265)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Really cool map generator based on a bunch of variables
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is VP Cheney thinking right now?
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(253)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. military is in the final stages of preparations to invade and occupy Venezuela. So says Foreign Minister Ali "I'm an Insane Person" Rodriguez
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(171)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Half of all people say they would rather lose a year of their life, their marriage, their ability to have kids, a limb or their eyesight than be fat
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(229)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dual walkers
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(72)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sending a federal judge a letter saying you "wish to see him dead" and will "see to it" might not be best strategy to get a reduced sentence. The drawing of a stick figure being hanged also isn't going to help
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(28)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
National Organization for Albinism is upset about albino villain in "Da Vinci Code": "There are no realistic, sympathetic or heroic characters with albinism that you can find in movies or popular culture." Powder surrenders
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(204)
 
(Some Comb Over)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants road running to his new Los Angeles golf course to be named after him. Locals happy to oblige and have already suggested "Ego Aisle" or "Narcissism Lane"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Drunken Miami city commissioner gets furious when his flight is delayed; tells police to "go fark themselves" before kicking one in the groin (with pic of elected official)
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(61)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
RNC official convicted of jamming phones on election day will be experiencing seven years of a different type of jamming
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(138)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Palestinian" gunmen kill senior Hamas member
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(158)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Russell Stover Candies threaten to sue some kids over the use of the word "sampler"
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"It's hard to go back to wearing a bathing suit once you've tried it nude"
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
After removing Libya from terrorist list, U.S. now allowing Taliban to reestablish their democracy in Afghanistan
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(100)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds elderly make one-third of all hospital visits, three-quarters of feeble threats about consequences of being on the damn lawn
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(35)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Governator's signing of bill to lessen traffic jams creates a traffic jam
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(28)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah orders newspapers to stop printing photographs of women as it could cause young men to "go astray"
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(133)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Philadelphia TV station features Kentucky Derby winning horse channeling Peter Ustinov
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tattooed mummy with jewelry found in Peru. How Cher got there is anybody's guess
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The worst place for road rage in the nation? "Obvious" and "PSA" surrender to "Florida"
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(68)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
MySpace.com is apparently "fertile ground for terrorist recruitment"
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(134)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Verizon joins BellSouth in denying they were asked by the NSA to turn over phone records of Americans for massive government database. Not that the multi-billion dollar lawsuit filed against them had anything to do with their delayed rebuttal
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a sexual relationship with one of your students, don't draw attention to it by asking the principal if you can take her to prom
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(123)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Several European nations considering offering Iran light-water nuclear reactor. What could possibly go wrong?
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(98)
 
(KUSA)
 
NewsFlash
 
University of Colorado committee recommends that Professor Crazy McNutcase (aka Ward Churchill) be dismissed
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(268)
 
(NBC17)
 
 
 
Blackbeard's purported cannon to be raised, descendant clam to remain below
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(58)
 
(TechCrunch.com)
 
 
 
AOL releases YouTube clone because if there is a tube out there, AOL needs to be in it
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(70)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rhode Island lawyers file a lawsuit against phone companies over domestic spying. They brought the suit on behalf of consumers and to pay for their order for three 120' Broward Yachts, citing "excellent boating weather"
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Return of the bubble? IPOs behaving badly. Call it the not-Google syndrome
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Man walks around in public with a fake boner
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If you are a drunk medical doctor busted for driving a backhoe into the side of a building, stating "I am a (expletive) medical doctor and you are below me" to the police will not get you out of it
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Education minister confirms that students at Tony Blair's inner city schools are not taught Creationism or forced to dress up as McDonald's hamburgers
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Venezuela threatens to sell F-16 fleet to Iran. Go ahead. The planes are old and their pilots stink
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Castro says he will resign if U.S. can prove he's wealthy
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Kentucky National Guard may be sent to help guard the border, leaving the Kentucky Navy to help guard the state against enemies, riverboats
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(CNN)
 
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The Pentagon finally figures out how to make a fake video of a plane hitting the Pentagon
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"Survivor" winner Richard Hatch can be fat and naked all he wants for 51 months in the federal pokey
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The photos of the Northwestern Girls Soccer hazing. Safe for work
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In Waldron, Arkansas, prostitutes now have the option of paying their water bill with cash, check, credit card or a little "alone time" with the mayor
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New study finds that four million Americans have now Hepatitis C, based on the number of people Pamela Anderson has slept with
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Tennessee is "surprisingly similar" to the third world
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(Some farker with a stick)
 
 
 
Photoshop these off-center boys with sticks
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