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Sun May 07, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As blowing astronauts up is apparently getting boring, NASA scientists now working on ways to trick them into breathing moon dust
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(41)
 
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
Special air-bag jacket designed to cushion fall for anyone engaging in motorcycling, horseback riding, or hunting with Dick Cheney
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
713*
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(204)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
Parent Horrible Activity: Mom thinks* son is possessed by ghost. (*Is told by reality television producers)
 
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How do you rent a police escort? Slate researches the question
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(23)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish having a hard time backing up their claim that they invented rock and roll
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Keepers at London Zoo are resorting to smearing their cell phones with hot mustard to keep the squirrel monkeys from stealing them
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If chick flicks were remade as guy movies
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(125)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Farmer stops 16 year-old water leak, which water officials had insisted was a natural spring, by turning shutoff valve
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(John Deptford)
 
 
 
The World Egg throwing championship, its no yolk, more jokes to come
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(89)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
When most people think of illegal aliens, they think of Mexicans. Asian illegals want to keep it that way
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(175)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The BP oil refinery in Texas doesn't give a hoot that it is the biggest polluter in the United States
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(117)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ordinary drivers establishing their own strategic petroleum reserves. They're the guys filling up today at $2.03 a gallon
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(110)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fats Domino taken to hospital in 30 minutes or less
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(85)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Last American Titanic survivor goes down at age 99
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(114)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi Channel creating new reality show featuring eleven superheroes competing to impress Stan Lee
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cambridge, Mass., declares illegal immigrants are welcome, health care and education are free and police won't harass them. Too bad the average rent for a one-bedroom apartment is $1,400 a month and immigrants can't afford to live there
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(194)
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Want to beat the high cost of gasoline? Apparently the secret lies in those keypads on the front of the pump
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(164)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Health fair exhibitor showing how to test for diabetes also gives lessons about spreading other blood-borne illnesses by using same unwashed knife on multiple people's fingers
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(25)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Spanish town holds mass blind date out of concern for growing number of single men
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than having cars racing through your neighborhood at high rates of speed is having them slow down just enough to stab you when you complain
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(29)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
10 rules for dipping your pen in company ink
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(77)
 
(Some silly hat)
 
 
 
Theme: It's Derby Week. Photoshop a lucky hat. (LGT inspiration)
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(47)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Why suburbs will never have tall trees
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(138)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil's new CEO to everyone who's upset about high gasoline prices: Stop using so much of it
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(243)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four year study by British military finds you can want to believe all you want, but there are no UFOs out there
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(86)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
United Flight 787 diverted to Denver after passenger decides to do her nails during flight
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(98)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Credit card company charges man new card fee of $12.18 million
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(31)
 
(Some Germaphobe)
 
 
 
Toilet tank sink lets you wash your hands with tank water before you flush, drinking from the bowl optional
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(117)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Girl admits that sexual activity with seven boys in one day was consensual. Did I happen to mention she's 13?
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(724)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey needs a new state slogan. Let's give them one (voting enabled)
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(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All the image generators you'll ever need, including the random cat generator
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(127)
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
The most forceful defender of Bush's eavesdropping program is about to be named CIA director
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(287)
 
(Some Vermonter)
 
 
 
Students injured in freak escalator accident. Mitch Hedberg wrong in this case
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(96)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Smith & Wesson turns around its fortunes with a .50 caliber handgun, the Model 500
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(364)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burglar who had already robbed same house four times in the same month, and had been identified in a lineup by the victim, can't resist going back for a fifth time
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(40)
 
(Some Spider Robot Game)
 
 
 
Click and hold left mouse to shoot a rope and get your robot as far as you can. Not responsible for fist-in-monitor disease
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Shiny balls
source: perso.wanadoo.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The quicker vicar" saves wedding by sprinting over fields to collect rings the bridesmaid forgot
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(21)
 
(Middle East Times)
 
 
 
Mossad has killed people with chocolate. What a dark and bittersweet way to go
source: metimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Principal makes good on bet to "swim" in pasta and tomato sauce after students raise $2,000 for leukemia and lymphoma research (w/ pic)
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
German is seeking to become the legal father of 1,000 foreign children so they can have German nationality, education, and social benefits. Already has legally recognized 300 children
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(124)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Undercover spy appears at a public ceremony for his promotion in disguise, so he didn't have to kill everyone later
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scots so mad about death of Sammy The Seal that the guy who ordered the killing can't leave his house without a spit-proof raincoat
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(25)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman sues five-star hotel after pool causes her hair to turn green, "everyone calling her the Incredible Hulk". Marvel Comics considering legal action
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(64)
 
(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Reporter hoping to get the story at the Australian mining disaster site become the story himself by collapsing and dying
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(33)
 
(mysanantonio)
 
 
 
Kellog's Cornflakes were created to stop people from fapping
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(94)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York City man charged with assault after licking women's feet in the subway
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant charges customers for buffet based on their weight
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(107)
 
(chinadaily.com)
 
 
 
British male drivers waste six million hours getting lost and refusing to ask directions
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pissed-off economy-class passengers mutiny, storm first-class cabin. Arrestalarrrrity ensues
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(79)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's junior high kids have so much sex they don't know who they last slept with, while their parents have no sex at all
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(126)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
German scientists unveil wine made from fermented seaweed in time for World Cup, either because they're thrilled to be able to share such a fine product with visitors, or they just don't like foreigners that much
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(20)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
New Jersey forced to scrap new tourism slogan because, among other reasons, West Virginia still using it
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(73)
 
(Saving Weezie)
 
 
 
69-year-old man and his dachshund Weezie, slept in an attic and survived on cans of vienna sausages and bags of cheese snacks for five days during floods from Katrina. (If you're a pet lover you'll want to read this story)
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(116)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago-area library drops plans to fingerprint-scan patrons, not because they realized it would be an invasion of their civil liberties, but because they couldn't get the software to work
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(70)
 


Sat May 06, 2006
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
High-def TV giving producers fits as among other things, they discover they can no longer simulate blood with ketchup
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(67)
 
(14 wfie)
 
 
 
Mall security guards understandably curious about the guy standing around with a machete attached to his belt. So they approach him. John Belushi ensues
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Feds detain 5 'suspicious' passengers on flight for reading airplane manuals/guides
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(198)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Photoshop these frisbee-playing soldiers
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(86)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Kentucky named most stylish state in America by Esquire magazine. Duke sucks
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(134)
 
(Albuquerque Tribune)
 
 
 
Only in America could sandwich making somehow involve the following:"you pull a rip cord and the meat lands evenly distributed inside the bread." In other news you will never have to eat a soggy sandwich again
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(75)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
The computer bed: neatly stores your PC but guarantees you'll sleep alone forever
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(93)
 
(6abc.com)
 
 
 
That'll learn 'em: Shooting victim stabs attacker repeatedly after getting shot
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(79)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man assaults woman in club restroom. Patrons assault man in the street. Justice is served
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(42)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
First known product of Scientology's new Super Power technology brags of saving children from speeding cars with his new skills
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(239)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man clad only in his skivvies tries to break into local business and home, then cops have to save him from drowning after he jumps into river to escape. Now faces charges of trespassing, resisting arrest and being a complete dumbass
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge says, "Your argument makes no sense," FCC replies, "I'm sorry I'm not making myself clear," Judge retorts, "You're making yourself very clear. That's the problem," Submitter thinks, "Suck it, FCC.
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(89)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mayor who has said he wants to cut off the thumbs of graffiti taggers called out by Marc Ecko
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Village with no doors also has no crime problem as the village diety is also the police force, judge, jury and executioner
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(29)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Marine survives Fallujah only to be gunned down in Chicago on his way home from a Cubs game
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(142)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
36-year-old divorced woman, apparently desperate for a date, posts her email address and "Single-N-Looking" on the back of her SUV (w/pic of woman)
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(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to levitate (Not safe for people who think magic is real)
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(116)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man sets record for shortest celebration following release from prison by swiping another passenger's beer on train ride home from jail
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Herald Sun au)
 
 
 
Shaggin' wagons making comeback (w/ pic of wagon & sheila)
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(53)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tourist gets a taste of NYC hospitality, Hells Angels-style
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hey doctor where's my heart? I don't know I failed basic anatomy
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(U.K. Times Online)
 
 
 
Expectant moms fear giving birth to Antichrist on 6/6/06, call for a young priest and an old priest
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(116)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Six arrested after funding children's party with funds from a Mexican drug lord. The contents of the pinata estimated at $58,000
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
That porno in the checkers package? Just the result of not knowing where your recycled cardboard comes from. Jump me, baby
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(29)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
In order to ensure sedate graduation ceremonies, South Carolina high schools spending $2,300 on extra security, will confiscate noisemakers at the door and vow to kick out any parent "making inappropriate remarks or noise"
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush advises graduates to avoid becoming enslaved by technology while wearing a tinfoil mortarboard with tinsel tassel
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The United States government owes Native Americans a couple billion dollars over a period of 120 years
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(138)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Car thieves find keyless cars easy to steal. Keyless anti-theft device vendors whistle and hopes no one notices. Maybe people should start using physical keys again?
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(60)
 
(FemaleFirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
You know you're a spoiled rich pregnant woman, when you crave Reese's Pieces and have a crate of them flown from the Hershey factory in Pennsylvania
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(60)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Montreal lunch lady sparks international protest after punishing student for eating with a spoon
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(89)
 
(Some Comic Book)
 
 
 
In case you're not there already: Don't forget to stop by your local comic store for Free Comic Book Day
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Could the USS Enterprise take out the Death Star?
source: grudge-match.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(377)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hacker hacks into Nasa and the US military computer networks...very...very easily. Oh, and he found proof of aliens, free energy, etc
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(304)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Police blame "Katrina Effect" for sharp rise in violent crime in Houston
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(138)
 
(freerepublic)
 
 
 
Politcal Correctness runs for it's life as bill to ban words like 'Mom' and 'Dad' from textbooks passes another hurdle in California
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(787)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Leaning Tower of Bomarzo
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(51)
 
(This is Travel)
 
 
 
"You didn't warn me the sea would be full of fish My children were startled I want a refund" and other winners heard by travel agents
source: thisistravel.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Because Hallmark doesn't make a "Thanks for 500 years of service" card the Pope has to say it personally
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone celebrates 1000th issue, causing Baby Boomers to finally realise how old they are
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
A great disturbance was felt in the Fark on news that a NYC Education Department employee has been fired for visiting more than 50 web sites a day
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter can survive 68 seconds in what must be the weirdest game you'll ever play on the internets
source: i-am-bored.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(272)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stellarium: free open source planetarium for your computer with a realistic sky in 3D
source: stellarium.sourceforge.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hawaii: Land of volcanoes, luaus, and the highest tax burden in the U.S
source: statemaster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Theme: Unwise summertime activities
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dow Jones average less than 150 points from all-time high. Media look for some way to blame Bush
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skype is illegal in China, but has 13 million users
source: computing.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Turtle gets poured in concrete. Unlike Jimmy Hoffa, it survives
source: columbusdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Funeral Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit your own eulogy
source: hoodyhoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A man with prosthetic legs walks into a bar... No, wait. Have you heard about the deaf man who walked into a bar... Let's try again. Two men with disabilities enter a bar, and hilarity ensues
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a vain attempt to win internet-based arguments, Bush is now calling the war on terror "World War III"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(399)
 
(Jamminjohns.com)
 
 
 
Sit on the John, play the guitar, who'd thought to put those two together?
source: jamminjohns.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Man pulls car to side of road, begins kicking almighty snot out of teen dressed as huge Quizno's soft drink cup
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the silliest story since 'King Ralph', parents of American citizen who faked being British nobility come forward
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bank in North Jersey waives its normal procedures and accepts for deposit a 25 Million dollar check at a drive-through teller window. Hilarity ensues
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(54)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Robber for whom the term "Stockholm Syndrome" is named turns himself in to authorities only to be told that he should stay on the lam
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(45)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Volunteer sheriff's deputy fired for leaving his post during the Gasparilla parade and pirate invasion to get some booty, arrrgh
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(43)
 


Fri May 05, 2006
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussies get their hands on teen boob job issue. The problem is real and it's spectacular
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Dick-shaped cakes in trouble again. This time it is not because of the creme filling
source: houstonpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police report on Patrick Kennedy's traffic stop? Yep, the Smoking Gun is there, along with an illegible statement written by Mr. Kennedy
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Impossible odds
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(98)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Happy Sinkhole de Mayo from Pacific Beach, CA
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some anti-smoking zealot)
 
 
 
Having solved all other state's problems, New Jersey's Senate aims to ban flavored cigars and pipe tobacco. Your grampa wants bootlegged cherry tobaccy
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(95)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Town considering using eminent domain to seize property. Fark.com: The property belongs to Wal-Mart
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(128)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pirate-fighting center opens in Mombasa. Prophet of Regret unavailable for comment
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad: Pro athlete is convicted of a crime. Worse: His "community service" may include simply signing autographs. Fark.com: He's provided free limo service
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(36)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
West Seattle to have a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail pub
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(66)
 
(Ninja New York)
 
 
 
Ninja restaurant. You definitely don't want to stiff the waiters here
source: ninjanewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company develops solar hydrogen generator for cars. Government responds by raiding their facility and attempting to outlaw the chemicals it uses
source: switch2hydrogen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The mystery of the Chernobyl reactor "shining cloud"
source: smthop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man attempts to get himself kicked off jury. Judge kicks him off, orders him to sit on a bench instead
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Fifteen ways to live longer
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Lawmakers to ban alcohol vaporizers
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City councilman gets re-elected on new platform: Public flogging of hot chicks
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption George Tenet's curious gesture
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(101)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Roadkill Cafe wants to sign a deal with NASA
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 conservative colleges
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(196)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court says Canadians not responsible for making sure their houseguests don't drive drunk. In other news, personal responsibility moved out of ICU, said to be in critical, but stable condition
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Egg-farm filmer acquitted of burglary. Judge went over easy on activist, since no poaching was involved. Prosecutors scramble to put a sunny-side-up spin on the decision
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(37)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
U.S. congressman wants to attack marijuana with the same fungus that's currently infecting people's eyes around the country
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(175)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kansas sets minium marriage age to 15
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(87)
 
(registerguard)
 
 
 
Beware WSU students and alumni: Oregon spending $30,000 on hired gun to hunt down and kill cougars this summer
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(54)
 
(NSFW ads)
 
Video
 
Japanese invent door composed of individual automatic slats that open to approximate height and width of person in front of it (NSFW ads)
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(74)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
New study estimates nearly 700 million people worldwide are now online
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dumbass paints huge "Hemp" billboards on the sides of his house. Can't understand how cops figured it out (pic)
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most popular mens' hairstyles for 2006: The Mullet is back
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man prevented from marrying 14-year-old girl he is accused of raping at knifepoint because his wife won't let him. I just find the stories, I can't explain the stories
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(72)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wyoming town not only has the cheapest gasoline in the nation, it also has liquor stores, a porn shop, a nightclub and fireworks warehouses. Fark party anyone?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pranksters steal four-foot-high statue of Pillsbury Doughboy from New Hampshire supermarket, send notes and photos to torment less-than-bereaved store employees
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bikers build their own town in South Georgia. Keep your motors running
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(47)
 
(WHNT)
 
 
 
High school students pay homeless man to walk naked in school's hallways as senior prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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(75)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Survey finds New York dog owners the most conscientious about picking up their pooch's poop, Houston the crappiest
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey to begin testing all high school athletes for up to 80 banned substances. Those who test positive or refuse to take the test get a one-year ban. Barry Bonds, Jason Giambi snicker, high-five
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(132)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rep. Patrick Kennedy to seek substance-abuse treatment. In other news, the Kennedy Center is to be retasked with a more Betty Ford Center mission
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(182)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
London UK farkers: If you just saw an enormous 12-metre-tall elephant walk by your office window, you weren't hallucinating
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Norwegian town plans curfew for dogs
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass red-river hogs born at San Diego Zoo
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you lost $275,000 of cash mixed in with some trash, the Japanese police would like to meet with you so that they can return your trash
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(31)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientists thrilled to have discovered King Tut's penis
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(85)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
If you insist on crossing the double yellow line to pass other cars on blind curves, it's best not to do it with five underage kids and a dense, reeking fog of pot smoke in your car
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(67)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Instead of day care, woman just drops infant grandson at any damn address at all, and hands baffled homeowner a diaper bag along with the baby as she's leaving
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(85)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-year candidate rewards son for doing his homework by getting him stoned
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(177)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Emergency personnel arrive to save woman's life. Manager refuses to let them into apartment because they aren't on the lease
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(164)
 
(Some Garden)
 
 
 
Photoshop this orchid
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(85)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
German brothel to offer discount for virgins. As proof of virginity, prostitutes will accept your Star Wars laserdisc or a glass dragon figurine
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(138)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
China, apparently unconcerned about human rights violations and slave labor, warning citizens traveling abroad not to spit or slurp food so as not to give country bad name
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rearranging of deck chairs on the Hindenburg continues as CIA Director Porter Goss resigns
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(1086)
 
(NST)
 
 
 
Dumbass thieves rob cellphone store, get smacked in heads with baseball bat, crash motorcycle. The kicker: They stole those fake cardboard display phones
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Washington Post has a hard time whipping readers into a frenzy over teens illicitly getting high on morning glory seeds, in part because the "Ads by Google" box on the paper's own story offers a link to organic mail order seeds
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(98)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Record-high copper prices mean a record number of Buffalo homeowners are turning on their taps only to find all their pipes have been stolen
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(118)
 
(poynter.org)
 
 
 
KRON-TV changes its street address after numerologist tells them 1001 is bad for business
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers cite "cootie effect" as reason for people passing on buying items of clothing
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(167)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Christians divided over how to greet "DaVinci Code" movie. Split between suicide car bombs and beheading random Hollywood celebrities
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(1405)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Tampa/St. Pete Fark party on Saturday, May 6th at Derby Lane dog track. Show up after 8:00 p.m., 2-for-1 drinks and food for Farkers. And Drew will be there but he's still recovering from Toronto
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(80)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Funny: Phony MySpace page makes fun of county councilwoman. Funnier: Councilwoman gets her panties in a wad over it. Fark.com: Phony page created by local newspaper columnist
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'd like a Rally burger with cheese and a side of razor blades
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(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Forty DirectTV installers fired after giving on-camera interviews to Local 6 News about a company policy they say forced them to lie to Florida customers
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(194)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into grocery store and starts wolfing down mousse. Customer decides it's a Kodak moment. Bearilarity ensues
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(196)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The War Room, on XM 165 and a bunch of local stations in the Pittsburgh / Ohio / WV area
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two guys in a park
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(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fashion industry ponders its next move now as vanity sizing approaches its absurd conclusion
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(338)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Taxation Office classifies vibrators, g-strings and whips as acceptable tax claims
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fish in Ohio spits out ring, sparking murder investigation in Idaho
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(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bill Gates doesn't want to be the world's richest man
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(199)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Transgendered Italian politician fights "toilet apartheid"
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(130)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
United Kingdom pays off their "lend-lease" debt. Still upset about Yanks: Overpaid, over sexed and over here
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And you thought you could build a sandcastle...
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(60)
 
(Belleville.com)
 
 
 
Family gets booted out of Chinese buffet for "wasting food" -- they didn't even get a courtesy "YOU BEEN HERE THREE HOUR. YOU GO NOW"
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(375)
 


Thu May 04, 2006
(nbc 5i)
 
 
 
Convenience-store clerks toss scalding water on potential robber. Unknown if long-haired dude was standing there yelling, "Awesome!"
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman Patrick Kennedy crashes car at 3:00 a.m., staggers out and tells police he is a member of Congress late for a vote. Like father, like son
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(354)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mohawked kid
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(108)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Of all the places to let loose tear gas, bank vaults probably shouldn't be near top of list
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man cuts into line of angry motorists waiting to buy gas at 50 cents off regular prices, gets arrested. Bonus: He didn't want gas at all, he was stoned and wanted a snack
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(91)
 
(WBIR-TV)
 
 
 
Another teacher you wished was yours is fired for having made an adult film
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(355)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Boot spray manufactured by Canadian company responsible for sickening lumberjacks and killing kittens
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(39)
 
(SJ-R.com)
 
 
 
Playground design will be removed because it looks too much like a pentagram
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(148)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy fire control technician arrested for taking his work on the road
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(95)
 
(Comox Valley Record)
 
 
 
It's probably not your run-of-the-mill police pursuit when the suspect climbs from the vehicle and stands on the trunk during the chase
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(24)
 
(Western Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pastor rejects lottery winner's initial donation as not generous enough. Blessing costs $80,000
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(225)
 
(Some Coffee Lover)
 
 
 
Self-heating latte cans. What could possibly go wrong?
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google's brain is full. Uh-oh
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(125)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Using steak tips, electrical tape and a five-cent, fine-mesh hair cap, man saves state $126,000 a year. McGuyver nods in approval
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(121)
 
(Xenu)
 
 
 
Planes towing "Hail Xenu" banners to be circling above "M:I:3" premier tonight in L.A. Tom Cruise and Scientoligists surrender
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(319)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Life imitates "Family Guy" as U.S. discovers Zarqawi out-take reel
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop smiley
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(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3,738 lactating moms set new world record for "most sucking babies in one place," which was previously held by Duke
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(280)
 
(Kildare Nationalist)
 
 
 
Ambulance crew has to call for second ambulance because theirs is not allowed to exceed 55 miles per hour and they wouldn't make it to the hospital in time
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police seize man's trombone after saying he used it to "inflict misery" on his neighbors
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a corpse in your rum? Finding a corpse in the empty barrel of rum you just drank
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(212)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The wheels on the bus go over parked cars, across front lawns, into the house... all through the town
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How do you handle a rude fast-food customer? By dousing her with boiling hot grease, of course
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(1019)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World's oldest human celebrates birthday. When 128 years old, look this good you will not
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(195)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
If you're selling stolen motorcycle parts on Ebay, make sure your tattooed feet aren't visible in the pictures you post
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now here's a headline you never thought you'd see: Machete-wielding florists riot, 50 police officers hurt and 11 taken hostage
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(60)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Captiva, FL Fark party: Drew will be at the Mucky Duck at 8:00 p.m. tonight. Link goes to website
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(60)
 
(BruneiDirect.Com)
 
 
 
In a bold move to cash in on the Christian-dominated holy vision market, man finds egg with "Allah" inscription
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(172)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Real estate tycoon decides to entertain guests by leaping onto nearby alligator. Hilarity ensues
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, scientists turn to preventing fraudulent tequila from reaching consumers, warn against "bulk" tequilas
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(151)
 
(Jackson Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Mayor to police: Tell those school buses to pull over, I need a hug. Or maybe four busloads of hugs
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(104)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Penn State death rate is quickly approaching Detroit levels
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(111)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian police want to expel foreigners that have been fined. You better not throw that gumwrapper on the sidewalk sonny, or you'll be on the first flight out of the country
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(113)
 
(flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this square-jumping girl
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(100)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Chicago opens hospital for birds who fly into the sides of skyscrapers. "Please, if you have flu-like symptoms, stay home"
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(30)
 
(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
Howard Dean fires Democratic Party's gay-outreach chief for pointing out that the party takes gays for granted; will later give speech blaming Bush for this
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(748)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens gets riced out with a slick new racing fin
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(140)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Stricter security measures leads to delays and chaos at Norwegian Airport. Hands up everyone who couldn't see that one coming
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(36)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Check out the world's wackiest museums including the Czech Republic's Sex Machine Museum
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(38)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
U R Busted. LOL (with :( pic)
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(203)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who says celebrities can't change the world? Thanks to Tom Cruise, California set to outlaw home use of sonogram machines. Suck it, Bono
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(123)
 
(Times-Union)
 
 
 
Chef who stabbed waiter in dispute over tomato sentenced to year of tossed salads
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(42)
 
(wzzm13)
 
 
 
Gas station's credit-card promotion in Pennsylvania turns into seven-hour price war with competitor. Drivers win
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(68)
 
(Noguchi for you)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: The Noguchi filing system
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sneakers the Cat to be reunited with owner after 10 years. Like it's gonna care
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(128)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
All Florida's problems are solved, leaving the state house free to name key lime as the official state pie (which one lucky Farker got from a secret Santa this year)
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pair of halfwits shoot up cars and streetlights, arrested a half-hour later when they drive back so they can admire their marksmanship
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(18)
 
(comingsoon)
 
 
 
Han shoots first. Original unaltered "Star Wars: coming to DVD on September 12th
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(320)
 
(Some non-Turk)
 
 
 
Create a poster for a foreign knockoff of a classic film
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(87)
 
(Community Press)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until someone breaks out the dry-ice bombs
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(47)
 
(04-26-1986)
 
 
 
Graffiti artist attacks the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown site. Collections of some really cool photos. Click on pictures
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 creepiest children's shows
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(368)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Billy goat batters its way into Texas elementary school
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Metal detectors at county buildings so sensitive they are set off by underwire bras
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(66)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Museum staff gives thief disguised as guard three bags full of money and let him walk out
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(61)
 
(KARE 11)
 
 
 
Drunk drivers + 4-wheel-drive trucks + road construction + rain = Chaos
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Falsely claiming you have critically ill sextuplets may not take you from Step 1 to Step 3's profit
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(34)
 


Wed May 03, 2006
(Examiner.com)
 
 
 
Springfield man finds fame by hanging on to Nixon's half-eaten sandwich from 1960
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(34)
 
(farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 52: "Focus people, focus." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(260)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
98 Degrees singer and Daily Buzz TV host successfully drink themselves into a headline, but continue to fall short of stardom
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(29)
 
(Standard Press)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk foils drunken robbery attempt by doing what comes naturally to most Farkers: Being a complete and utter smart-ass
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(63)
 
(The Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Chances are if you're from Pittsburgh and in a hurry, you've been stuck behind this lady in the checkout line
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(132)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Fierce user revolt over YouTube changes
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(117)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Monopoly launches its special Minneapolis edition -- complete with Mall of America and Summit Avenue, which are not even in Minneapolis, and a misidentified bridge that is
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(56)
 
("The Man")
 
 
 
CU Boulder police take pictures of students smoking pot on 4/20, then post pictures online and offer $50 reward for student names (with plenty of hippy-pic goodness)
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(518)
 
(Some Nutjob)
 
 
 
Michigan Bigfoot expert and certified Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) field investigator finds "compelling" evidence for a connection between two usually separate esoteric phenomena -- Bigfoot and UFOs
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(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top 10 sci-fi films
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(534)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Irish railway officials lash out at "gross stupidity" of Irish truckers who keep hitting their bridges like they were Eva Longoria in fishnets
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. House panel approves bill to ban cyber-gambling
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(132)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hunter shoots grolar bear -- or was it a pizzly bear? Either way, it had big pause
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four-hundred-pound church bell stolen from family's backyard. Quasimodo wanted for questioning
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you are an XM Satellite Radio customer or shareholder, life is about to suck
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(188)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
David Copafeel
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(64)
 
(Some Sumo?)
 
 
 
Sumoshop this amateur wrestler holding a contestant in a baby-crying contest, Tokyo
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(75)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man fired for smirking at his boss is rehired after 300 co-workers walk off the job
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(70)
 
(PRwatch.org)
 
 
 
In more than 77 stations across the country, local news programs are padding their broadcast with paid commercial content disguised as, and inserted into, the news. Half of you have seen them without knowing it
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(142)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Big Oil: Gas is expensive due to limitied supply. Senators: Let's investigate. Big Oil: Oh look, we found some more oil that we didn't know we had
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(219)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Another law professor bans laptops in the classroom after students spend less time drawing up legal briefs than they do drawing to inside straights
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh wants to fix the film industry with salary caps for actors, banning ads before movies and simultaneously releasing films in theaters and on DVD
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that peak energy is upon us, it is now cheaper to fly then it is to drive
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(111)
 
(NWI Times)
 
 
 
If you lose in small claims court, you won't win on appeal if your appeal consists of mailing cat-poop sandwiches to the judge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, if you want the Manhattan Cardiovascular Research Foundation to pay your bill, you'll have to beat it out of them
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(16)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Husband sues marriage counsellor for having affair with his wife, then giving him bad advice so the couple would divorce
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(77)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Tourist gets charged $1,251 for a pint of beer
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(122)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jury sentences Moussaoui to life in prison without the possibility of martyrdom
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(AP)
 
 
 
Earl Woods -- the first black man to play baseball in the Big Eight Conference, a former Green Beret and the father of Tiger Woods -- has passed away at 74
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Small-town mayor arrested for being so drunk, he broke the Breathalyzer
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(Post-Gazette.com)
 
 
 
News: Cops catch bank robber with $992. Fark: By following trail of dropped bills
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Psychic judge who admitted consulting imaginary mystic dwarfs could not predict his own firing
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(115)
 
(Newton TAB)
 
 
 
Teens hope to set record with 30-foot-long skateboard (with small pic)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twelve-hundred-pound man to travel to Italy for life-saving surgery. Insists on steaks on a plane (pic)
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(387)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Woman complains after exorcist fails to drive evil spirits from her body with his penis
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(86)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
How to read sexual body language
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(199)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Train groper who unzipped women's trousers will spend three years trying to stop others doing the same to him
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(56)
 
(Evening Star, Ipswich)
 
 
 
Soccer fan buys £1m anguish insurance, in case England crashes out of the World Cup
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tsunami could strike New Zealand, Fiji. Local inhabitants breathe sigh of relief that FEMA will not be responding
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(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boy fends off abductor with pencil. Police looking for man with pencil sticking out of his face
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(88)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man, 81, wins scratch off lottery three times for total of $81,000; credits luck to dead wife, who hated him buying the tickets
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(Local6)
 
 
 
After being told by her apartment complex that it is not management's responsibility to remove a snake from her porch, woman sets the reptile -- and her apartment -- on fire
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(144)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police report includes dirty details of last month's public sex arrest of that Florida couple. The Smoking Gun is there with the backstory
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(238)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
Tonga be shakin': Magnitude 8.0 earthquake hits, possible tsunami
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(291)
 
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Instead of bouquet, bridesmaid catches a bullet... from a mile away
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man injects himself with battery acid before leading police on a high-speed chase. Somehow, Darwinism did not ensue
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(62)
 
(Information Week)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal "WoW" passwords. Step 2. Sell their stuff. Step 3. Profit
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(168)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Now it gets interesting: Microsoft/Yahoo merger to take on Google?
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(80)
 
(Some P.I.)
 
 
 
When shipping your million-dollar art collection, you might want to do a background check of the delivery truck driver
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(21)
 
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Twenty-five percent of teens admit to "setting stuff on fire" for fun. In other news, 75 percent of teens are still smart enough not to admit to anything, even on MySpace
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(111)
 
(Some Mouse with Big Ears)
 
 
 
It's a large world after all: Disney greets two billionth guest
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(117)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study: Stay-at-home mothers deserve $134,121 a year in salary
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(654)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The science behind traffic jams, and how you can help try and avoid creating them
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(223)
 
(Some Wargamer)
 
 
 
Titan I ICBM missile silo up for bid on Ebay. Turn your key, sir
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these jocks getting loose
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(67)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Today's youth being corrupted by card games
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(107)
 
(ataritimes.com)
 
 
 
Screencaps from some of the more popular old 8-bit arcade games. Brings back great memories
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(292)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
People most trust news from TV, then newspapers. However, shockingly, "the Internet is gaining ground among the young"
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(62)
 
(Latest Leaker)
 
 
 
Bush Administration developing a frickin' laser weapon
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(189)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Having bored themselves with the threat of rogue comets, scientists now direct your panic towards catastrophic solar storms
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(59)
 
(Some Brits)
 
 
 
London Fark party, 6th May @ The Dovetail, Clerkenwell
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(88)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Good: Oslo's fire department is willing to help clean up dangerous package. Bad: The danger was from radioactivity. Fark: Oslo's fire department have no equipment to measure radioactivity. Firemen now glow in dark, saves on electricty
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tens of millions of students will no longer be able to buy non-diet sodas in public schools. Welcome to your government as parent
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(538)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Trapped miners receive iPods to help pass time until rescue. Also expected to receive bottled water, deodorant and subpoena from RIAA
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(98)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Okay, everyone. Look to the species on your left... and now on your right. One of those species probably won't make it to graduation
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(312)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman ends up extra crispy after being trapped in tanning bed for nearly three hours
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(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: String
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(92)
 
(Metropolis)
 
 
 
9/11 has transformed the art of architecture, now that every new building has to be a fortress
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(238)
 
(Codependent Collegian)
 
 
 
English prof turns exam grading into drinking game
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(75)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
33 year-old man marries 104 year-old woman. Describes their sexlife as "active, energetic, and truly mesmerizing." This thread is perfect without pics
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(129)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Play-Doh celebrates its 50th birthday. Because it's a classic, that's why. Think your damn PSP or GameBoy is still gonna be around in five decades? Damn right it won't, and neither will you if you don't get the hell off my lawn, punk
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Invasive snail found in Minnesota. Everybody walk for your lives
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(113)
 
(stoptheaclu.com)
 
 
 
ACLU to defend the Westboro Baptist Church
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(692)
 


Tue May 02, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China builds world's largest Ferris Wheel
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(61)
 
(Zug.com)
 
 
 
Always ... er ... make that NEVER lock electronic road sign control boxes
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(150)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Four-year-old sets out to become youngest marathon runner. Starting running when he was sold for $20 as an infant
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The mayor of Chocolate City announces new evacuation plan that relies on buses and trains because that worked so well in the past
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(136)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart throws its hat into the "customer's ass glued to toilet seat" ring
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(49)
 
(Some Government Site)
 
 
 
Find out what your state and federal government are doing to protect you from bird flu
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(62)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Website publishes survey on "celebrity you'd least like to have next to you on an airplane." Strangely, Ted Striker fails to make the list
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(144)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Wife of inventor of TV dies. Finally, he gets control of the remote
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(75)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The 12 "cardinal flavors" of single malt whisky
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Bermuda Triangle apparently is vacationing near the Black Sea this week, as an Armenian Airlines Airbus A320 carrying 100 people has disappeared from radar
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio attempts to execute double murderer. Man sits up several minutes later and says, "It's not working"
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(197)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Islamic court allows 16-year-old youth to personally execute the man found guilty of killing his dad
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(244)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor of London reveals he's a proponent of the "if it's yellow, let it mellow, it's it's brown, flush it down" standard of loo behavior
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman displays handgun during meeting with son's assistant principal
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(49)
 
(What A Lucky Man He Was)
 
Video
 
Traffic camera captures unbelievable incident at busy intersection
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(325)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Boston cabbies say they are "superior" drivers and claim that everyone else on the road is an idiot who must have gotten their license by clipping coupons on cereal boxes
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maryland cracking down on roadside memorials
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three Arab teens nabbed in Israel with 150,000 detonators. Tell police the detonators are for "personal use"; may also try claiming they were just holding them for a friend
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(105)
 
(KXAN.com)
 
 
 
Texas man on the run for 20 years pulled over and arrested in Pennsylvania during routine traffic stop. Retired judge returning to sentence him. With Then and Now picture goodness
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(58)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study urges women's prisons to start offering inmates birth control. Who knew Chained Heat was actually a documentary?
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man decides to take his Colt .45-replica pellet gun and head down to the local high school to plink at birds. What could possibly go wrong?
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lifeguard
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Record-high olive oil prices have caused slippery thieves to steal hundreds of thousands of gallons of the "green gold" in Spain
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Teachers can help students by aiding them with homework, answering questions, and occasionally donating a kidney to them
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two of three Americans age 18-24 cannot find Iraq on the map. Dude, where's my war?
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(452)
 
(KHOU.COM)
 
NewsFlash
 
Continental Express flight blew two tires while taking off from IAH. Emergency landing taking place shortly. (LGT live video, hopefully)
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(481)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman killed by own car while visiting her husband's grave
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When couple bought funeral home, they didn't expect it to come complete with unburied, long-dead bodies, dozens of cremated remains and threats from a woman who claimed she owned the place
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(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having learned everything they could, schoolkids are now collecting and selling liquified worm poop as fundraiser
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(48)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston rewards cop who likes to beat people up and steal drugs by paying him $170,000 per year
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(183)
 
(Seen my bling bling?)
 
 
 
News: Cops catch jewelry thief. Fark: By following trail of dropped jewelry
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't have time for the gym? Work out online
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(144)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenya's "manual exhausters" paid to shovel out slum sewage systems. In related news, there are people in the world that shovel more crap than Congress
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(73)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man sent to jail after expressing his dissatisfaction with rub-and-tug parlor's customer service by trashing its lobby. No happy endings here
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(106)
 
(Some Broke Dad)
 
 
 
New and expensive MySpace-enabled cellphones go on sale today. Parents surrender
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(254)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The bastardization of 9/11 has begun with "United 93." Photoshop future dumbass money-making schemes that exploit a national tragedy
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(118)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Continuing the tradition of media fear mongering: Police will be on the watch out for violence on 6/6/06
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(439)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Baby cleared in robbery
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(48)
 
(Reno Gazette Journal)
 
 
 
Woman not amused to come home and find strange naked guy in her bed
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(81)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bus drivers call new regulations calling on them to change their shirts at least once per day and use deodorant "outrageous and insulting"
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(142)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
You just know things are bad when the gang members have rocket launchers
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(194)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
For all the trekkies who thought it couldn't get any worse: Rumors that Ben Affleck will have a leading role in the next movie
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(369)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Times Square to get a stairway to nowhere
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(88)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Friday is International No Pants Day
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(93)
 
(whnt.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, high school kids have this new thing called "Friends with Benefits." This is the last day Ric Romero calls in sick
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(329)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GirlSpeak-to-English translator
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(615)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How pure is your beer?
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this screaming race winner and his mount
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(84)
 
(Bike Biz)
 
 
 
Biggest marine insurance claim ever now belongs to some ship carrying metric assload of fireworks
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(70)
 
(Wikipicki)
 
 
 
How to develop an open mind
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Large group of people dress up like Best Buy employees, help customers in store. Hilarity ensues (pics, video)
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(322)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man lives in treehouse for 50 years to get away from nagging wife
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(56)
 
(Big Daddy)
 
 
 
Reminder: DC/NoVa/MD Fark Party. May 13th. LGT picture of submitter at the last area Fark Party
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(103)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
History of Single Life: So why do women shave off their body hair, anyway?
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(341)
 


Mon May 01, 2006
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Today's "fingerburger served up at TGI Friday" story brought to you by Bloomington, Indiana. Thank God it's finger
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(103)
 
(whdh.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to make a fake ID in order to buy beer, please don't put your high school principal's name on it
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(50)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Uber-rich British stockbroker takes brand-new 47-foot yacht out for a spin, goes below leaving his date at the wheel. Titanic-sized laffs ensue
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley's Wang earns $7,860 for charity
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop something you believed as a child, such as "Thunder is God bowling." (LGT inspiration)
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(137)
 
(Some Fan)
 
 
 
"24" discussion thread
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(693)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
Video
 
SWAT team strips nutjob to his underwear at Sacramento government building. With video goodness
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(65)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Female teachers angered after they're banned from wearing "super-short" skirts. How the hell are they supposed to entice their students into having sex with them now?
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(134)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First daytime DUI checkpoint has to close early because of too many arrests. Happy hour, indeed
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(321)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Retro UFO Space Convention at the Integratron in the Mojave Desert has, among other activities, a tinfoil-hat contest (with pics)
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(52)
 
(NealeNews)
 
 
 
Hacker hacks signboards on Canada's busiest commuter railroad to say that the prime minister eats babies
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(104)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
There's still a bit of mystery as to why a man was dancing in the middle of I-25 Saturday afternoon. However, the witnesses can all agree on one thing: He was naked
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(24)
 
(youtube)
 
Video
 
"V for Vendetta" done by Sesame Street muppets
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strip-club lawyer quotes Martin Luther King, Jr. to defend men's right to lapdance. "I have a great dream"
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dude ranch reopens as nude ranch
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
From the Beating a Dead Horse Department: Springsteen decides the response to Katrina was teh suck. Your dog wants a non-flooding home
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A federal extortion, wire tapping and conspiracy trial in Vegas has turned into a tell-all, with one former commissioner admitting he stopped a golf game to have sex in the bushes with a strip-club employee
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico out of money. Too bad they don't have one of our magic printing presses that prints money out of thin air
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(108)
 
(Some Oxycontin)
 
 
 
Fraud charges dismissed against Limbaugh. Still faces charges of gross windbaggery and vowel over-ennunciation
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(175)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Road rage + stabbing + NFL DE + hate crime + pepper spray + jailarity + creepy-ass mugshot goodness = other 49 states surrender
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(94)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
American kids went from "Fat" to "Oh, my God it's moving towards me?"
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(166)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So this is what has come of our Cold War foe? Russia sells MiG fighter on Ebay for $24,730
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Social Security, Medicare to run out of money sooner. Baby Boomers seen laughing and yelling at kids to get off their lawns
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(180)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Math genius Marshal Cohen on gas prices: "When gas prices go up five cents a gallon, that's maybe an extra $10 a week out of consumers' pockets. But when they're going up 15 cents and more, it means $20 extra a week"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman says husband forced her into "sex slave" agreement. The Smoking Gun is there with the six-page contract
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood wants to calm the panic with it's new made-for-TV movie, "Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America"
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(channelcincinnati)
 
 
 
Yahoo to free people from "the tyranny of 'geekspeak.'" In related news, still no word on Yahoo China freeing people from the "tyranny of government intrusion"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Professor's attempt to podcast entire tax code runs out of gas after 13 sections (3,277 short)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Amtrak marks 35 years of critics calling for the passenger railroad to be dismantled
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
General Motors recalls 400,000 trucks, bygone days of profit
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(Airman Magazine)
 
 
 
Top 10 cultural faux pas Americans make while overseas include the "OK" sign, not using left hand for bodily hygiene
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today's media fear monger article: Mild winter may cause Lyme disease epidemic
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Being the last man taken in the NFL draft earns you the nickname "Mr. Irrelevant," but it also gets you an all-expenses trip to Newport Beach, California for Irrelevant Week; the Lowsman Trophy. Pete Best surrenders
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
If you need any extra labor today, 300,000 immigrants are hanging out at union park in Chicago
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chinese factories facing labor shortages forced to offer higher wages and benefits. Your cheap products bought at Sam's Club soon to be made somewhere other than China
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(kfor-tv)