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Sun April 23, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Independent)
 
 
 
Criminals using Freedom of Information laws to identify the anonymous informants who ratted them out
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(SBSun)
 
 
 
Hit and run driver cuts woman into pieces from impact then tosses body parts in dumpster
source: sbsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The worst gun-point robbery ever leaves Pennsylvania crook with 25 cents. Police are tracking the money trail, monitoring gumball machines citywide
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Express India)
 
 
 
Six cattle roasted in barn fire after heap of cow dung spontaneously ignites. Dinner is served
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the UConn dodgeball champs, The Dickbirds
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(74)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Kabul's gangsta rapper admits it will be a while before his music is fully appreciated there. "We have to take it step by step. It will be a while before I can introduce 'booty shaking' to Afghanistan"
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Money explores the issue of paying for your kid's college education. Scary tag for the sticker shock, and your inability to retire. Ever
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(292)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A cool looking car using off the shelf technology get 156 mpg - - Oil companies seen forming strike team
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(268)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British officials deploy marksmen to solve that nation's winged-rat problem
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(76)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes pushing to bring back gladiatorial combat
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(159)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
"Dorkbot" meetings to bring out inner geek gaining popularity around the world
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twenty one years ago today New Coke was introduced, where were you?
source: answers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(324)
 
(Union Leader)
 
 
 
Man faces 63 years in prison for pasting pictures of children's heads onto pictures of naked bodies
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(236)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you must get sick, don't do it in July: That's when the fresh crop of interns starts, and the hospital death rate spike during that month proves it
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 anticipated films for summer. Has Snakes on a Plane made the cut?
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(325)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of his 442'd birthday: The Shakespearean random insult generator. Post your best result, or make one up
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(230)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Increasingly the comics are no longer a source of laughter
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(146)
 
(funnydumper.com)
 
 
 
Chinese Straw Art
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(16)
 
(bellsarescurred)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Icy Hot Stuntaz. New hotness: B Benny and $teve Flo
source: bellsarescurred.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Virginian Pilot)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Civil war reenactments New Hotness: Pirate attack reenactments
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(39)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
People in the middle of a desert in Arizona pay less for water than people in Buffalo, right next to one of the largest freshwater lakes in the world. In other news, another dozen Upstate families packed up and moved to the Sun Belt
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts considering offering all workers 12 weeks' paid time off to care for newborn and adopted children or sick family members. Here comes the tax increase to pay for it
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sweden to officially recognize the letter "W"
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Researcher discovers Italy owes wine history to ancient Celts. Turns out Stonehenge was just a great venue for wine & chees soirees
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(26)
 
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
Top 10 universities from 6 different sources. Fails to rate which are the most beer-friendly
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(125)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Here comes the science
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(75)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Create a clarinet recital poster for a Farkette's boyfriend. Difficulty: He's straight
source: saufnase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
Ingenious tattoos done with a special blacklight-reactive ink. Invisible by day, party girl by night
source: impactlab.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New atomised libido enhancer for women is so powerful, it will have the same affect as George Clooney bringing them flowers at the office and offering to take them shoe shopping
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(101)
 
(Luxist)
 
 
 
Russo-Baltique concept car
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(45)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Caption this superb fairy wren
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top ten Windows Xp tips. "Blood Pressure Medication" strangely omitted
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(194)
 
(This is money)
 
 
 
Interview with an identity thief. You submitted this headline
source: thisismoney.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Owner of Pink Taco restaurant doesn't understand controversy: "I haven't had a single flap since it opened"
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(171)
 
(Some weather guy)
 
 
 
Australia concerned about Cyclone Monica, a Category-5 headed towards Darwin, Australia. The last time anything named Monica blew this hard, it tore apart a nation
source: bom.gov.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Farkytown)
 
 
 
Theme: Many cities have a Little Italy or a Chinatown. Photoshop what the Little Farkistan section would look like
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(48)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Miniature asses gaining in popularity
source: montgomeryadvertiser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Dead Guy)
 
 
 
Astonished Greek Orthodox bishop excited about colleague who's been dead for 15 years but refused to decompose. "Even his soft parts are intact"
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(86)
 
(New American Media)
 
 
 
Omaha plan sets up a majority Black school district, a majority White district and a predominantly Latino district in the city. But it's not segregation
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(149)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Today's Burmese python released into the "wild" by irresponsible owners and picked up after being spotted by delicious, meal-sized children, brought to you by Long Island
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: She's charged with evidence tampering for disposing of crack during a drug raid. Worse: She gave the police attitude during questioning. Fark.com: She's 10 years old
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(80)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
London McDonald's adds leather couches, chrome tables to lure more customers
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(kcentv.com)
 
 
 
Baylor Law students protest when dean closes down library in middle of finals for his son's prom party. Janet Reno, ATF spotted nearby
source: kcentv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latvia, Lithuania in danger of drinking themselves out of existence. Za vashe zdorovye
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Video game lets you solve problems in middle east. Nuclear weapons not in the toolbar
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
MLB assistant clubhouse managers competing for most bobble-heads
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(10)
 
(Global)
 
 
 
Celebrate Earth Day by remembering that time we blew up a small part of it
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squished building
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England running out of fresh water. Canada kisses 1982 Constitution Act, laughs quietly behind it's sleeve
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pigeons are being baited into traffic zones with feed thrown by wild youths
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(63)
 


Sat April 22, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's new flavor "Black and Tan" called culturally insensitive. Ben insists it's better than "Drunky Monkey Mick"
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(212)
 
(MSN News)
 
 
 
Canada can't be blamed for Vitamin C deficiency in smokers anymore: invents "VitaCig." Quite possibly also a cure for lung cancer
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(40)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Tennessee court says when police throw up a roadblock and say "papers, please", the only paper you have to show them is the Fourth Amendment
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(199)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bush says there's nothing that can be done about high oil prices. ExxonMobile seen sitting back in chair made of hundred dollar bills, grinning from ear to ear
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(581)
 
(The Times)
 
 
 
Oil to rise to $90 a barrel. Donkey Kong threatens to go on strike
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sony patents futuristic bath
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(44)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds hits first home run of season. Of course, he did it in Colorado, where the bat-boy was hittin 400 footers down the left field line before the game
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(109)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists discover antibiotic in wallaby milk 100 times more powerful than penicillin
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(89)
 
(ABC 5 Boston)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was helping teens by offering them a safe place to drink
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(85)
 
(CBS5.com)
 
 
 
Police suspect naked man stuck in chimney may have been on drugs
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(23)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
City workers' attempt to clear grease clog in pipe sends 3000 gallons of sewage up nearby homeowner's toilet. ""It was like we'd struck a small oil well"
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(59)
 
(Some Artist)
 
 
 
Amazingly life-like Ron Mueck figures (some Not safe for work)
source: ziza.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Designers are trying to take the hooker out of Frederick's of Hollywood
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(93)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
While he is not investigating 9/11, Charlie sheen enjoys drugs, gay kiddie porn. The smoking gun is there
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(456)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guitarist
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(124)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
To thwart piracy, film industry considers selling DVDs in a cardboard sleeve for $1.50. Rest of the world paying $15.00 for the plastic case now contemplating being a pirate
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(176)
 
(Ouch.)
 
 
 
Fire department called to help man whose genitals got stuck in a horse's bridle
source: sundaytimes.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
LEGO will donate one brick for every LEGO piece returned to help rebuild New Orleans schools
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(110)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Airline passenger claims to have a bomb, is dismayed to discover that three of his fellow passengers are off-duty Secret Service agents
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(83)
 
(Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-President Ford speaks up to defend Rumsfeld
source: thedesertsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(240)
 
(Kuwaiti Times)
 
 
 
Two motorists argue following minor traffic accident. First man elevates the debate by obtaining large stick. Second man thoughtfully issues rebuttal with samurai sword
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(62)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Amid controversy over Playboy and pornography, Indonesian singer/sexpot offers to pose nude. With SFW pic
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"England is a nation of overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex-and-celebrity obsessed television addicts"
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(123)
 
(Wiki)
 
 
 
List of films by gory death scene
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(133)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man wins contest for longest daily commute with 7 hours
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ticketmaster makes entry into the scalping business
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iranian TV reporting that government has reached deal with Russians to enrich uranium on their soil
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How did you first stumble upon Fark?
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(877)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Nothing quite says, "this vacation is gonna suck" like getting robbed on the shuttle van on the way to the airport terminal
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his ball
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(94)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Highway deaths from vehicle crashes increase for the first time since....oh hang on, someone's calling my other line
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Employers giving immigrants a scheduled day off for immigration protest walkouts -- Che Guevara's entire life now considered nonsensical and irrelevant
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher accidentally blasts hole in ceiling during hunting safety class" brought to you by Livingston, Montana
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police shocked to discover that the guy whose job it was to play with kids all day, a guy who still lived with his mother, was in fact a pervert
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: You overhear your wife saying that she has nude photos of herself. Bad: You didn't take them. Fark.com: The photographers were a couple of pre-teen kids
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smart high school student graduates college before he graduates high school. How do you like them apples?
source: gwinnettdailypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(WOOD-TV)
 
 
 
Cops respond to call at house, enter front door and back door simultaneously. Cops at front door notice someone at back door with gun. Cops at back door notice someone at front door with gun. Hilarity ensues
source: woodtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(TCPalm)
 
 
 
Today's middle-aged woman seducing her teen son's baseball teammate brought you by Vero Beach [w/pic]
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman gets revenge on neighbor by playing music too loud. Jailarity ensues
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man with fake gun enters sports complex, tries to rob two people who have no money, then can't find his way out and is tackled by annoyed bystanders. Jailarity ensues
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(9)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doesn't every attempt to roast a duck finish with a SWAT team surrounding the house and a husband running out screaming "Shoot Me"?
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(32)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Woman with prosthetic arm denied entry to pub by doorman because it could be a weapon. Then again a good tug would have disarmed her
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Science News)
 
 
 
"A 1-second hiccup in the phasing of North American power grids would likely cause a hemispheric blackout"
source: sciencenews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hoax video of guy spray-painting graffiti onto side of Air Force One looked so real that Air Force staffers scrambled onto the tarmac to check the plane with their own eyes
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Brazil is building the same enrichment center as Iran, but it's okay because they're on our side
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Hidden in plain sight
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Newsfactor.com)
 
 
 
PlayStation 3 or a tank of gas? It's still too early to tell what will cost more
source: newsfactor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl has project on how piglets decompose banned from school science fair as "too gross"
source: cbs4denver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Czech Republic brewers create beer strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman
source: int.iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Bad: Iraqi insurgent calls wrong number, gets US Army interpreter by mistake. Worse: Insurgent sets up ambush with interpreter to attack Americans. Fark.com: "We'll be by in about 10 minutes to attack the Americans."
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(368)
 


Fri April 21, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Single dad trying to afford some home remodelling does the only logical thing: Try to sell his 18-month-old daughter to pay the bill
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(65)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman being deported from Australia for being "too skinny"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oil closes over $75 a barrel. Hewlett Packard to explore its use as printer ink refills
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Piano teacher arrested for trying to play in A minor
source: ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(ABC 7 Denver)
 
 
 
Man says one of his 24 identities might have written checks without his permission
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Fifty worst things to happen to music
source: music.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(397)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
CIA fires employee for leaking information to the press about secret prisons abroad that don't exist
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(130)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FEMA wants $4.7 million back from Katrina victims. Victims: "We'll get right on that."
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having apparently rebuilt all of New Orleans and solved that whole "below sea level and still sinking" thing, Louisiana legislature now vigorously debating "official song" of the hurricane recovery
source: wwltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Banks quietly inform hundreds of thousands their debit card data may have been stolen, owe banks up to $500. Oops
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman attacks and burns controversial bra fence, says she feels liberated
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Audiophile)
 
 
 
How the THX "deep note" was created
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The courthouse has had money for at least four defibrillators since last June, but is waiting on a study to determine the best location for their installation. Take a guess what happened in the meantime
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Driver accused of driving 88 mph beats ticket when police officer can't prove there were any speed limit signs
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(107)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Not content to be a Wal-Mart greeter, 76-year-old woman makes extra income selling black-tar heroin out of her home
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(23)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Despite using a nail gun on his head 12 times, man fails to earn coveted Darwin Award
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD horse leads cops on a 15-block chase, gets to Time Square, does a tap dance, takes a bow
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(28)
 
(Some Boobie)
 
 
 
Don't let the foobies get away: Visit today!
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(89)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Danish supermodel arrested after getting unruly on flight (with mug shot goodness)
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(87)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Doorman strike averted, rich people safe
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(42)
 
(school menu)
 
 
 
This school gets pizza three days a week for lunch
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(185)
 
(Ads)
 
 
 
Theme: Right ad, wrong place
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(89)
 
(strategywiki.net)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Over-priced crappy strategy guides. New hotness: Wikiguides
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(96)
 
(Brown Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Brown University, the most liberal of the Ivys, discovers that their university was built with money from the slave trade. Students plan to protest... themselves
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(206)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peruvian villagers unwilling to leave slopes of volcano despite ashfall and poison gas emissions. Apparently they're all wives of heavy smokers
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(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
101 movies you must see before you die. "From Justin to Kelly" an odd omission; also left off the list
source: rogerebert.suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 
(Fresh Obsessed)
 
 
 
Reminder: Toronto Fark Party, Saturday April 22nd at 7:00 p.m. The Dominion on Queen E. Drew's first trip to Toronto. DIT?
source: dave.endicott.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
U.S. greenhouse gas emissions are rising one percent per year due to... *throws dart at spotted owl* ...cement production
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(235)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This week's "idiot would-be teenage criminals foiled by posting everything on MySpace.com" story brought to you by Riverton, Kansas
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(359)
 
(Some Insect)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crane fly
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(102)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Despite strong fan support, NASCAR trying to cut down on the number of girl fights in pit row
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(150)
 
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Brad Pitt wants to help "re-envision" what New Orleans should look like. Answer: It should look like it did before the storm
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Second dancer at Duke party sees dollar bills, starts changing her story, claims Duke sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently there is a rule that says that prison psychologists are not allowed to sleep with the inmates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Emotional wiring different in men and women. "Obvious" tag craps its pants
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sadly, the Nazi death camp production of "Jesus Christ Superstar" won't be a-happening
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(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Today's crazy patent brought to you by Motorola: New "theraputic vibration phone" alerts you to incoming calls or simply relaxes your er... muscles
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(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Carpenter arrested by police again for working naked. Carpenter tells police that working without clothes "gave him a better range of motion and made him a more efficient worker"
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
FEC tells congressional candidate that she can't accept $94,000 in restitution from her thieving campaign manager because it would violate campaign contribution laws
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Homeland Security funds are being used to help to protect communities with clowns, puppet shows and brand new gym equipment
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(AP)
 
 
 
Colombian rats have learned to sniff out land mines
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(49)
 
(Museum of Hoaxes)
 
 
 
One more from "today in hoax history": Rosie Ruiz won the Boston Marathon on this day in 1980
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
55-year-old man still going strong with the 82-year-old kidney he received in 1966. Says the worst part is the urge to wear checkered hats, have supper at Dennys at 3:00 p.m. and watch "Matlock"
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Woman feeds pigeons 115 pounds of bird seed a day, which of course makes everyone living nearby extremely happy
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(NDTV)
 
 
 
White House introduces the President of China as the President of the Republic of China, which is really Taiwan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Massive quake rocks Kamchatka peninsula. Yakutsk and Irkutsk plan to attack, get card with little cannon on it
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(100)
 
(TV Acres)
 
 
 
What's the greatest hoax in U.S. history? The moon landing? No, it was Geraldo Rivera luring the public to watch him open Al Capone's vault 20 years ago today
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Dust off your pointy ears: J.J. Abrams to direct new "Star Trek" film
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(292)
 
(KDKA Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Police need public's help finding an escaped prisoner. Suspect is 5'10", naked and may have taser prongs in his ass
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Students replace class educational DVD with an "educational DVD" of their own. Expellarity ensues
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(102)
 
(Some Cliff Hanger)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker hanging on for dear life
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(118)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Believing his money was worthless, man decides to flush it all down the toilet
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(50)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
FDA rules out medical marijuana, choosing 4/20 to announce its decision. Suck it, hippies
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(Local6)
 
 
 
$60-million lottery winner shot by police. Uninteresting... until you read the part about how he slept with two co-workers. Who happened to be sisters. And that he got them both pregnant
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Swipe your neighbor's $27 Chinese takeout order and face 11 years in prison. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
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(42)
 
(Some Mach 3 Admirer)
 
 
 
First man to fly at Mach 2 dies in a Cessna crash. Casket to have two huge lumps to accommodate his enormous balls
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(94)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man faces rape charge after sleeping with wrong woman in dark house
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Thu April 20, 2006
(Times Herald-Record (NY))
 
 
 
Man trying to jump-start a lawn mower winds up totaling his souped-up van and the shed it slammed into, plus breaking his arm. He wasn't being Darwinicious, honest
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(43)
 
(KSL)
 
 
 
Perdue recalls breasts, and not fondly
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(37)
 
(Go Crazy Folks)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a rock star making a famous sports play-by-play call
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a manatee, vanity and Hannity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Online ad revenue grows for third year in a row, due mostly to exploiting "opportunities in broadband video, Internet-based television and online games." Coolbuddy unavailable for comment
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 nerdy cakes
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(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush Administration starts laying the groundwork for new restrictions on Internet usage
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(505)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington state to put pictures of missing children on semi-trucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Halliburton reports quarterly income of 746,642,845,040 (dinars)
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(122)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with excessive profits from overpriced gasoline, Shell refinery sends watered-down gas to NJ service stations
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(78)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
HP recalls 16,000 laptop batteries that overheat and melt. HP now stands for Hot Penis
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(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Trillion-Dollar War
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(473)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Sauna at Christian high school burns down. Sadly, no pics of hot young Christians
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British rocker/ Kate Moss' boyfriend arrested hours after a judge sentenced him to clean up his act, get off his lawn
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latest Fox News poll shows Bush's approval rating at new low of 33 percent. No doubt the liberal media is behind this
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(608)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
In an effort to keep the Supreme Court busy, Georgia's governor signs bills for Bible class and Ten Commandments in courthouses
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(Cape Cod Times)
 
 
 
Caption these people
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(98)
 
(New Tech Spy)
 
 
 
Miller Beer introduces can that can chill beer 30 degrees in three minutes. So now it'll taste like cold piss
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(159)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Duke lacrosse player: "Hey Syracuse University, you recruited me to play lacrosse for you, can I transfer in?" Syracuse: "Die in a fire"
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(224)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawyers demand $1 billion in Vioxx death lawsuit. Personal responsibility not only surrenders, but gets beat down
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(211)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise names his baby Suri, which in ancient Hebrew means female cabinet minister
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Bizarro Land celebrates record-high gas prices with $3.5-billion spending frenzy, personal bridges for two-thirds of residents and eskimo ice cream for all
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Men who ambushed AA meeting with baseball bats not as popular as guys who sprayed whiskey on anger-management group
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some of the Koresh Branch Davidians are being released from prison. Waco possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GM shows $152-million quarterly profit, excluding "special items" such as "making suck-ass cars no one's buying"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some pictures from the first European pyramid discovered in Bosnia that gets less attention than movies stars' kids who have dumb names
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(People' Daily Online)
 
 
 
Archaeologist suspects some of the 30 skeletons had been buried alive before they were beheaded. Just think of the logistics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In yet another example of well spent government funds, study finds that drivers not paying attention to driving have more accidents
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Burger technology takes a step forward by listening to your dog and adding steak as a topping
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Candidate's campaign fundraising hits snag when even his family donates to his opponent
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(NBC6.net)
 
 
 
Man attempts to smuggle dead bird through customs, in violation of airport's "no carrion" policy
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(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Brilliant man, guilty of illegal investment activity, has no idea how that 1,000 kilograms of pot got in his suitcase
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(Some wet kitty)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Wet kitty
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(TheIndyChannel.com)
 
 
 
Man changes yard sign offering to pay $1,000 for virgin wife ages 12-24 to offer for non-"pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife" without age specification after neighbors' accusations of pedophilia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instead of going to China, a French playwright stays in a zoo for a week to see how pandas live
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Since Canada has elected a Conservative government that promises to crack down on sex and drugs, the number of American vistors has hit an all-time low
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bankrupt Delta Airlines promises employees free t-shirt if they stick around to clean up planes during their free time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unemployment rate drops to lowest level in 4.5 years. McDonald's, Burger King having to turn away potential applicants
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Murphy Brown" actress' bloodwork results "accidentally faxed" to the New York Post
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When you're stealing video games from a Hollywood Video, it's always best to squeeze off a few rounds in no particular direction. Worst part, he only ended up getting away with a copy of "Nada II"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
High school kids discover odds of winning Colorado lottery are actually better than advertised. Colorado lottery discovers electronic calculator, says odds are mistake won't happen again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts' Broadway debut gets ugly, horse-faced reviews
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Baby wanted in bank robbery. Last seen wearing a pink-and-white outfit, a pink hair ribbon and a multi-colored bracelet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish call 500 euro notes "Bin Ladens" because everybody knows they are around but hardly anyone has seen them
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(postgazette.com)
 
 
 
"Senator Santorium" not going to dignify himself with a response to Tony Soprano
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest for allegedly shoving a showerhead in his girlfriend's mouth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"American Idol" results are front-page news on CNN, USA Today, MSNBC, ABC. Edward R. Murrow surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Massive flooding in Iceland on Friday, according to this forecast. Chance of rain 135740600 percent
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman to fight charge of littering used rodents. Lawyer to be paid in guinea pigs. No, really
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(24)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The 10 wackiest e-commerce sites
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to dump a body in a landfill, make sure the person is dead first
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(56)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee's first lady is auctioning off her husband's pooper, stick and balls
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(17)
 
(Newschannel5)
 
 
 
Reporting 101: Do not lead with the headline "Taking the Davidson Out of Davidson Academy" and then finish the article with "Even after moving to Sumner County, the school will keep the name Davidson Academy."
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC gas station charging $4.50 a gallon slashes price to $3.89 a gallon. Subway still $2.00
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea claims "shocking evidence" CIA is counterfeiting U.S. currency, making bad cartoons
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The U.S. Navy has been unafraid of Iran's super-torpedo since it was the Soviet super-torpedo in the 1970s
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Greatest company in the world offers opportunity for users to get out of bad dates via "fake emergency" messages to cellphone
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 4/20, hippie stoners
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(ABC 6 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
After the accident, the two exchanged insurance information, then the one driver told the other to go to her room without her dinner
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(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Opie and Anthony to replace Roth
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(389)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
England remodelling all prison toilets so inmates of a certain Religion of Peace™ don't have to face Mecca when they use them
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(477)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop legends, myths and lore of Fark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian towns hope to get tourists to come to their towns by erecting statues of Joseph Stalin. "Hitlerland" theme park in Munich still on hold
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(50)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Royal Philips Electronics patents a system that would lock a TV channel selector, forcing viewers to watch commercials unless they pay a fee
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(120)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Woman snatched by prison guards after smuggling live hand grenade in her you-know-what
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(104)
 
(farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 50: "You like whaaaat?" Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inflation in Zimbabwe is so high the country has no need for coins, and beggars are now complaining they have nothing to rattle in their cups to get people's attention
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(82)
 
(KDKA.com - CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Dog tries to chase bunny through pipe, gets stuck, sues Looney Tunes for having inadequate disclaimers (with pic and video goodness)
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy asks eternal question: Why wait for the school bus when you can take the teacher's keys and drive yourself home in her van?
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(40)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Police arrest 76-year-old man after he went door-to-door offering free breast exams. Two women accepted
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(91)
 
(mediagab)
 
 
 
Concerned mom wants to make it illegal for young kids to see R-rated movies after witnessing parents refusing to let their terrified five-year-olds leave showing of "The Hills Have Eyes"
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(257)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
British drivers prefer to believe their nav-sat system instead of their eyes; drive into overflowing river
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(32)
 
(Some Frequent Flyer)
 
 
 
Arab airline hijacks kids from "South Park." You bastards
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(85)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Missouri congresswoman says she has "no idea" how the last line of a letter she sent to a constituent read, "I think you are an a**hole"
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The most important news of the day for college farkers: Ramen taste test results
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idiot Minutemen announce they will start building a new fence along Mexican border on May 25 if Bush doesn't do it first
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(401)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baptist college in Texas threatens to discipline female students if they pose for Playboy magazine, asks girls to tell them that they've been very naughty
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(132)
 


Wed April 19, 2006
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Small penis drives teen to suicide. If he had only bought a Harley or a monster truck with loud pipes
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(264)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Things you expect to find in a meth lab bust: Chemicals, beakers, bunsen burners. Things you don't expect to find in a meth lab bust: A first edition of the Book of Mormon
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(51)
 
(Virginian Pilot)
 
 
 
Woman discovers $200,000 worth of identity theft after getting thank you notes for big spending at stores she's never visited
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "Yahoo helps Chinese government catch and jail political dissidents" story brought to you by Yahoo
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(109)
 
(Some Droid)
 
 
 
Theme: "Star Wars" vs. "Star Trek"
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(260)
 
(Observer)
 
 
 
Village Voice editor says he wants his staff to dig up facts and report news or be fired. Also says sitting on one's ass pontificating about things one knows little about is a job best left to bloggers
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beech-Nut recalls baby food that may contain pieces of bone. Your baby wants to nuke Canajoharie, NY from orbit
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Germany vows revenge on England for swimsuit pics of Angela Merkel; England says there will be "peace in our time"
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(75)
 
(COD Weather)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but there's a hurricane or something forming over South Dakota (new link)
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(420)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Bone Lick State Park's museum looking to grow. Money and porn are the requested donations
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Who makes vodka good enough to sell to Russians? Tasmanians, apparently
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(45)
 
(imdb 2nd item)
 
 
 
After Viacom yanked "South Park" episode because of Tom Cruise's threat that he wouldn't do promotions for "Mission Impossible 3," Tom Cruise is not doing promotions for "Mission Impossible 3"
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(197)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Authorities to begin round-up of tasty Key West chickens
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(26)
 
(Cons.Watchdog)
 
 
 
Study finds that high gas prices are the result of corporate markups, not high crude oil or ethanol prices
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(199)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Despite the best efforts by residents of Detroit, U.S. records largest decline in deaths in 70 years
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Canada scolded to get serious about climate change. Canada responds, "Or what? It'll start warming up? Yeah, we'll get right on that"
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(84)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Britain's Foreign Office gives English soccer fans advice on how find more beer in Germany. Finally, a government agency doing something productive
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(28)
 
(LSU Reveille)
 
 
 
"Squirrel boy" gets ID, apology, fame
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SC house approves the sale of more powerful beer. Your dog wants to move the South Carolina and borrow 20 bucks
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Could aliens be our ancestors? A growing number of nutjobs think so
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(138)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Raising sheep in NJ is not a baaad move, but leads to baaad headlines
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fossil suggests snakes evolved on land, rather than in the sea. Experts believe the migration to planes occured at a later date
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(428)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
"Devout Muslim" prime minister of Chechnya caught in sauna with two prostitutes
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(114)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
New study suggest men in the country that created used-panty vending machines and tentacle-rape porn have a problem with sexual satisfaction
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(95)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Nudist colony in St. Louis vows to be a good neighbor, but opponents fear people will be able to see their members
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(105)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Proposed Jack Daniel's museum, much like anyone who tries to take on a fifth of Jack Daniel's Gold, experiences defeat
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(125)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Newspaper fakes out taxpayers with false information, causes late filings
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(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dog who collected more than 3,000 balls at golf course rewarded with lifetime membership. Your dog can find two balls anytime he wants but shuns the spotlight
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(32)
 
(DailyNorthwestern)
 
 
 
Throwing tampons at Bob Saget during one of his comedy routines will not staunch the flow of bloody awful jokes, period
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(201)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
University of Manitoba pumps out raw sewage for eight months and nobody notices, not even the local employers who thought the quality of this year's grads had improved somewhat
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(48)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Pope Benedict XVI marks first anniversary of his papacy. Announces he will return as the voice of the pig in "Toy Story 3"
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(63)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Huge explosion in Kabul -- plume of white smoke signals new Afghan pope
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(181)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old fired from Milwaukee McDonald's for giving a cop's McChicken the finger
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(214)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Butts' competitive juices ignite Dogs"
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(42)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Village bans ducks from local pond. All ducks violating the ban will be billed
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost worth the drive to Venezuela for $0.14/gallon gasoline
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this affectionate horse. LGT picture
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top 50 films adapted from books. In no particular order, so voting enabled
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(478)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Germany to open Holocaust records. European Jews scared they'll try to beat their old one
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(428)
 
(Eurekalert!)
 
 
 
Today's media fear-mongering article: "Lawnmowers: The Silent Killers"
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cooking advice for Tom Cruise's placenta brunch: Kebobs
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(77)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, ambulance, hospital
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(96)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Drinking problem? Try drugs. Getting over Macho Grande? That's another story altogether
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(125)
 
(KCRA)
 
 
 
What comes to mind as a good disguise for robbing a 7-11? This dumbass figured black underpants and only black underpants
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney ready to sue over baby's fall from high chair. She's caught on to that whole "parental responsibility" thing pretty quick
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(101)
 
(Wierd News)
 
 
 
In typical redneck fashion, a man yells "Hey y'all, watch this!" before jumping off a 150-foot waterfall
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Shoot on sight" curfew in Nepal... teenagers everywhere realize their parents aren't so strict after all
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Caltech nerds reclaim their cannon. MIT strategizing next nerdy move and will not rule out nukes
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Studies show that mercury fillings do no harm to children, at least until they chomp down on a piece of foil and turn their mouth into a battery
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(40)
 
(page six)
 
 
 
If you are a "cougar" (older lady looking to bag young guys), your days are numbered
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(305)
 
(Progressive)
 
 
 
Halliburton building mass-detention centers on U.S. soil, "just in case." That'll be $385 million, please
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(574)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals have "the most technologically advanced sports facility ever been built" featuring a translucent roof and moveable grass field. But why the Cardinals?
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(60)
 
(TWBC)
 
 
 
"Fear the Turtle" comes to Baltimore
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(74)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
South Korea sets up naval blockade, threatens Japan with physical clash if en-route Japanese ships near disputed islands. What could possibly go wrong?
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(115)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fifty-nine things a man should never do after 30
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(315)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mexico is really mean to the hundreds of thousands that illegally enter Mexico. In other news, hundreds of thousands are entering Mexico illegally
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(106)
 
(sheffieldtoday)
 
 
 
Mother is shocked, SHOCKED, when she finds out the kiddy cocktail her six-year-old had just consumed was really an alcohol-filled strawberry daiquiri
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(75)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian oil companies and goverment makes money hand over fist as oil prices soar above $72 per barrel. In other news, gas prices in Norway expected to soar to $8.80 per gallon this summer
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(83)
 
(E-Trade)
 
 
 
WagerWeb.com now allows you to bet on who Terrell Owens will get in fight with first. Wagers not available include Kobe's next victim, when Bonds next injection will be
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Dax's failure to reroute power through secondary conduits, stuck NYC cable car passengers finally rescued by police
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(56)
 
(CBS11tv.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
White House press secretary Scott McClellan resigns. To take new job as Information Minister of Iraq
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(319)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man does not have a picture taken at the summit of Mount Everest, loses car sales and files a lawsuit
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(53)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cows find themselves delicious, too
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(32)
 
(Times Herald-Record (NY))
 
 
 
Thursday is "Love-a-Teen Day." There can't possibly be a way to misinterpret that, right?
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eighteen hundred physicists dogpile Bush while he's down, not realizing he must decide if using a nuclear bomb will make his presidency
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(171)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Exxon's retiring chairman is getting a $400-million golden parachute
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In honor of his achievments in the field of space stuff, NASA gives Neil Armstrong a plastic-covered pebble
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(17)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Global sex survey shows men get more satisfaction
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(36)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Gas hits $4.50 a gallon in NYC
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(210)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
So many people are going to leave Limerick, Ireland for a night to watch a rugby match that the city could lose its city status
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man kills mother of his child over child support payments, goes to Wal-Mart, buys more ammunition while bragging about killing boss, then shoots two co-workers before taking his own life
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(395)
 
(Some GIF)
 
 
 
Create a masterpiece of animation. Difficulty: 100 kb size limit. Added difficulty: No video clips
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(252)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Only 10 to 20 Americans contract the bubonic plague each year. One in seven die from it. If only this woman had played the Powerball a few times
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Worst driver in Scotland" banned from driving for nine lifetimes plus 109 years on top
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China accused of selling prisoner organs. With double-lung transport you get eggroll
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(78)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
German Chancellor moons the British. The Sun was there. Germans not amused (with pic)
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors are shocked, SHOCKED, to find that their website with pictures of people's genitalia is being used for porn
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(96)
 


Tue April 18, 2006
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
Call-center workers in India are having nervous breakdowns after being abused by fed-up Australians; waking up to bloody kangaroo heads in their beds
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(150)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart hires woman they once banned for shoplifting. What could possibly go wrong?
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman gets gold watch and applause of coworkers for 25 years of service, then minutes later is laid off for not being flexible enough
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(109)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Woman finds TSA uniform in her checked bag. TSA insists the bag wasn't opened because there was no notice of inspection in the bag
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(83)
 
(WLTX- TV)
 
 
 
School gives away movie tickets for not cutting class. Next day students cut class to see movie
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(46)
 
(Some Perseus)
 
 
 
Theme: The Kraken
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(123)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Michigan officials celebrate Easter by mistakenly releasing 41 convicted felons early
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(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
There's never really a good time to rediscover fruitcake, especially after it's been in your attic for 44 years
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(58)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian woman who claimed to be devout Muslim during drug trial in Indonesia, including showing up to court wearing burqa, now back at work. Modelling swimwear
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(98)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Woman wishes that she had done something to save her sister from a burning car, rather than just videotaping the fire
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(159)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man trades his car to kid for $150 in cocaine, then figures he got screwed and tells cops he was carjacked. Everyone goes to jail
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(54)
 
(New Albany Tribune)
 
 
 
"White Castle employees said he was placing his order into the drive-thru speaker when they heard the gun go off and then a woman scream"
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's a seismic fault line in the Midwest. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(227)
 
(People.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
People.com reporting TomKitten has been born. Let the placenta eating commence
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(468)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Studios begin shipping new generation of HD DVDs in today's "Same suck, different format" story
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(117)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Mafia boss headed to PMITA after encrypting messages with a cipher that was obsolete in the 9th century
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Never have a short encounter with a woman, for if she "leaves in a hurry, the probability is that a rape occurred"
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(164)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices hit $71/barrel because of Nigerian supply disruptions. If only there were some way to ASSIST IN EXPORTATION OF GOODS PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA
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(200)
 
(News10)
 
 
 
Another missing, hittable girl story. This one's Hispanic but looks white, so expect some media coverage
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(178)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to psychologist, Moussaoui puts the mental back in fundamentalist
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rarely is it a wise decision to play with a lighter while huffing gasoline fumes
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A change in hiring at the Transportation Security Administration is leaving some of the nation's biggest airports short-staffed. Long lines will suck worse than Duke
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Powerball ticket worth $850,000 expires six months after draw. "We can't believe some idiot has $800,000 and doesn't know it," says one non-winner
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(52)
 
(CTVNews)
 
 
 
Newfoundland town floods. Local Newf slaps forehead then runs back to his apartment to remove the drain plug from his sink
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(70)
 
(Daily Gamecock)
 
 
 
Columbia, SC's homeless make their demands: Firing of entire police department, converting statehouse into homeless shelter included in list
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police tactical squad brings successful conclusion to 7 hour standoff with an empty house
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(54)
 
(news-press.com)
 
 
 
Easter Bunny melee, part II
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College student threatens to assassinate Bush, Rummy and "all Republicans" online. His lawyer hopes he can get out of jail in time for finals
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(216)
 
(sawf.org)
 
 
 
The first in a series of in-depth articles on the fashion implications of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Pageant (oh, and in the off chance you are interested, pics of hot girls in bikinis)
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German man falls asleep during phone conversation with girlfriend. Hilarity ensues
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush declares himself "The Decider," adding to his existing claims to "The Twisted Fire-Starter" and "The Walrus"
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(568)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Crazy Florida senator denies wrongdoing, apologizes for having run from his office and jumped a fence to escape reporters (with video, photos)
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise now saying he will not have a placenta omelette
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(183)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man banned from his local pub buys the place and unbans himself
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father of the year wants to get tipsy with his 3-month-old; puts brandy in son's bottle
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(78)
 
(Attleboro Sun Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fleeing the scene of an accident is more effective if you remember to bring your rear bumper and license plate with you
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unhappy marriages harm older adults. Those men who have learned the phrase "yes, dear" found to survive longer
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Congratulations. You combined two already evil images and made something 1000 times worse
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(147)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
In Kandahar, the poppies grow / You can make opium from them you know / We pledge not to harvest them again next year / If you Canadian soldiers will protect us here
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(71)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet to star in new animated feature "Gnomeo and Juliet." Little known about project except, at one point, Winslet's character will be nude
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(59)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Death to smiley? Wal-Mart demotes ad icon for lower-key pitches like "Save more, smile more"
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(66)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gas stations installing TVs on pumps so drivers can watch news and weather as they fill up, although at $3 a gallon, it would probably be more appropriate to show selected scenes from "Deliverance" and "Midnight Express"
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's "210 dogs found in 60-foot shed" story bought to you by England. Your dog wants steak and chips, and a cage that's not two-thirds full of excrement
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Groups protest because Florida's new anti-bullying law, meant to protect all kids from bullying, doesn't specifically single out bullying based on race or ethnicity as particularly heinous
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(257)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Google in need of the feminine touch, possibly to counter all the masculine touching
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(67)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
MySpace is becoming the new Megan's Law sex offender registry
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(159)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Ten irritating things men do in bed. By Dr. Victoria Zdrok and her enormous fake boobs. Doctor? (Sponsored link)
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(403)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge rules disabled athletes must be incorporated into normal athletic competitions. Playing of national anthem for gold medal to be followed by a cheerful "Ding, Fries Are Done"
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(191)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Cup host city hands out "first aid" packages containing condoms and tissues "for when your team loses"
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Warning: If told not to light a cigarette because you are covered in flammable gel, do not light a cigarette
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(138)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Study finds too many people "self-medicate with booze." Thank goodness we're reading a website where we can laugh at such silly behaviour
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(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Debit card use overtakes cash for the first time as lines at cash registers grow ever longer with people using the damn things for $1.98 purchases
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(362)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Bail set at $7.5 million for Bo Stefan M Eriksson, the owner of that Ferrari that smashed in two a couple of weeks ago
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(62)
 
(KCRA)
 
 
 
This week's "Teacher Retirement System misprint of a phone number that actually leads to a foot fetish sex line" story is brought to you by Arkansas
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(33)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cubans converting to Islam. White House salivating at the possibilities
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(74)
 
(nbc5i)
 
 
 
Texas decides to outdo California by starting rolling brownouts early this year
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(218)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Product placement comes to comic books: X-Men character wears the swoosh; new DC hero drives a Pontiac Solstice
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(87)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
The mayoral candidate who posed in Disneyland instead of New Orleans managed to fix the problem, by removing the Disney trash can from the original image
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(122)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A news story about craiglist.org that does not involve anonymous sex in a bathroom
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The nine weirdest tax write-offs
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(56)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
"Axis of Evil" has now evolved into "Axis of Terror" to be followed soon by "Axis of Permanent Rising Gas Prices"
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(105)
 
(Suburban Chicago News)
 
 
 
Chicago sixth most expensive place for monthly parking. Midtown Manhattan is first with average fees of $491.80 a month
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(93)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious reporting from the SF quake centennial celebration: There were a dozen quake survivors, none under 100
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(49)
 
(Some Monarchist)
 
 
 
Eighty little known facts about the Queen on her 80th birthday
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(161)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush taps Portman
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an attempt to give patrons something besides an ugly woman to take home and regret, British pub sets up in-house tattoo parlor
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(29)
 
(Peoples)
 
 
 
Toronto Fark Party -- April 22nd, 7:00 p.m. Come help console Drew after the Red Sox lose. It's his first trip to Toronto. DIT, VE, GBTW
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(138)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Bill sent to governor's office to reinstate the Humuhumunukunukuapuaa as state fish of Hawaii
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(97)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Gary, Indiana: Giving the gift of lung disease for 100 years
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Northern Kentucky University liberal arts professor put on leave after telling students to destroy anti-abortion display on campus. "I believe what she did was outside the scope of her employment," understates college official
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(619)
 
(Gobble Gobble)
 
 
 
Come on in. Take a load off. Hang your feet in the pond. Relax. Let the fish eat the dead skin and bacteria from your body (pic)
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you can never have too many toys: The butterfly indoor flyer, a micro-sized remote-control plane
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How many used car salesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? More than one, evidently
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(48)