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Sun March 05, 2006
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Top 10 accidental discoveries
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(175)
 
(Times-Picayune)
 
 
 
Photoshop this queen of Mardi Gras
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(54)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York wrecking crew starts to demolish apartment block. If they had been punching holes in the right building, you wouldn't be reading it here
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(55)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Plot surrounding crash of $1 million Ferrari just keeps getting thicker
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(120)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In a bold move, street gangs leave behind choreographed dancing in the streets to settle disputes, and take it to the Net
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(82)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Several hurt, police cars destroyed after rioting breaks out at punk rock concert. Bands declare show "smashing success"
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(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
North Carolina rebuts criticism that Confederate flag is a racist symbol by holding all-white celebration of its heritage at State House
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(530)
 
(BreitBart)
 
 
 
AT&T and BellSouth near $65 billion merger. Good thing the federal government spent all that time and money to break them up 25 years ago
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(117)
 
(Sky)
 
 
 
British bank expected to announce record £12 billion profit Monday. Rescue teams have already started digging tunnels through the cash piled in their offices, in hopes of finding a spokesman to appear at press conference
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(33)
 
(Some Oscar)
 
 
 
Official 78th annual Oscars discussion thread
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(3901)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sometimes, they really do write themselves: 'Mayor injured when her mattress hits ATV'
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(54)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
North Wales police begin cracking down on the inhumane and cruel sport known as 'snowball fighting'
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(57)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds one in 10 telecommuters works naked, and the majority don't bother to shower before reporting to work
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The global support for the drug war is eroding. The grand failure of the idea of 'big government controlling everyone's consciousness' is falling apart. "
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(920)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Them: Photoshop what would happen if Barney Fife had been on the case
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Queen is only worth eight bars now
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(56)
 
(Tele Forum)
 
 
 
If you didn't receive your package of cocaine worth $1 million - some plumbers got it and the cops would like to talk with you
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police issue warnings to teenagers that "the choking game" could be dangerous. Obvious tag glares, wonders what took them so long
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(104)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Porn actress Savanna Samson now producing wine. Wine aficionados note that deep-throating the bottle is not a traditional way one appreciates a fine vintage
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(137)
 
(Law.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer runs computer spell check on legal brief, doesn't realize anything is wrong until judges start asking why the hell 'sea sponges' are so important to his client's defense anyway
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(90)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
George Peppard gives his approval for upcoming documentary about A-Team from beyond the grave, at least according to the psychics who have been talking to him recently
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(58)
 
(C-Eye)
 
 
 
At last, the Christopher Walken Cowbell Soundboard. Bonus: Lets you play the cowbell to Don't Fear the Reaper
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(111)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chechen Parliment appoints mass murderer to be Prime Minister. Charles Manson reportedly interested in a cabinet position
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby leopard cubs born at the Assam State Zoo in Guwahati. Wherever the hell that is
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(42)
 
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
China rapidly catching up to west in key economic sectors, such as portrayal of women as sex objects in TV commercials
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(51)
 
(Chronicle Journal)
 
 
 
Life imitates Grand Theft Auto again: man stops for haircut in middle of police chase
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're not eating celery broth with gold flakes today, you're not on the Hollywood 'A' list. But then you probably suspected as much already
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(71)
 
(sploid.com)
 
 
 
High school basketball player's line for the final game: 8 points, 2 assists, 1 block, 6 pounds, 4 ounces
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(87)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio cracking down on "white market" illegal milk distribution
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(86)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man renovating his home finds 3.5 karat diamond ring behind light fixture and returns it to home's previous owner, who will reward him with new screen doors
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carbon dioxide injections could quadruple U.S. oil reserves, slow global warming
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(85)
 
(Music Videos)
 
Video
 
Natalie Portman's hardcore rap performance from SNL. Now she's even hotter
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(259)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If the leader of the free world is getting his balls licked by water buffalo, you just know that The Sun will be there (with photo, of course)
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 100 greatest rock guitarists
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(531)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this TFette's kid and sister in a big scary cave-head
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yankees post apology for players taking part in WBC, misspelling team name
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(71)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Family complains about "ice" falling from planes onto their home, keeps 3 years' worth in their freezer as evidence
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Few women jailed for pedophilia because boys brag rather than complain
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(220)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
In an attempt to portray man's predatory instincts performance artist beheads two rabbits. Hasenpfefferlarity ensues
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some people in Connecticut disapprove of naming every street after some obscure person
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(40)
 
(CrooksandLiars)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann responds to O'Reilly sending the police after callers for mentioning Olbermann's name (under "Panic in the falafel-sphere")
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(257)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Game: Start with an actor's IMDB profile (Nikki Cox in this case) and follow the links on their profile (movies or actors acceptable) to eventually get to a movie on IMDB's top 10 list. Go
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(256)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The secret lives of shrimp
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(68)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo answers the question, "so, why don't we have arranged marriages in this country, anyway?"
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(90)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Outsourcing will continue to be the hottest tech trend over the next year as 89 per cent of companies plan to do more of it
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(129)
 


Sat March 04, 2006
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Senator wants to ban 'fast lane' for Web
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(218)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Manchester United shirt sponsorship deal upsets the NFL
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 strangest LEGO creations
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to create the world's only indoor beach even though the actual ocean's just 300 meters away
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(65)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
All that money you gave to the American Red Cross for Katrina Relief? It helped some movie star's publicist pay for the leather seats on his new 911
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(172)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Librarians suggest books you should read before you die
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(410)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Various art pieces made entirely out of orange peels (pics)
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"I think that's laughable that soda is a leading cause of obesity in America" says the consultant to the American Beverage Association
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(235)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Connecticut town hopes to drive drug dealers out of park by blasting Beethoven at them because as everyone knows, after his openings he gets pretty farking boring
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(112)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Acupuncture can cure migraines, new study shows, then goes on to reveal that so does fake acupuncture - and presumably so does sacrificing live chickens, magnetic therapy and even chiropractic
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(141)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
UPS to honor longest serving employee of 60 years. After all these years he still refuses to wear the shorts
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Parents concerned that children's book based on true story of two male penguins adopting an egg will make their kids catch teh ghey. Stupidity, overreaction ensues
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(292)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
After bumpy ride through Congress, Braille coin finally approved
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
A real life version of The Simpsons intro
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1950s "not so fresh" feeling lady
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army looks into possible criminal charges involving the death of Army Ranger Pat Tillman
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(190)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For everyone involved with the New Orleans' public school system who wished someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum out of the system, well, one did
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson to speak in ancient tongue at Oscars
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(153)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Retirement community sets world record with "World's Largest Golf Cart Parade"
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the West, with the decline of organised Christianity and the discrediting of Marxism, environmentalism has taken the place of religion for many."
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(262)
 
(Worthy News)
 
 
 
Christians suffering from martyr complex as "persecution" in U.S. rises to levels of Nazi Germany. Your dog wants a Ten-Commandments statue inscribed by Godwin
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(674)
 
(WQAD)
 
 
 
Accident victims subjected to the Pepsi challenge with their blood transfusions
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(51)
 
(nationalgeographic)
 
 
 
Robots learn to reproduce. ETA of robot porn: 2015
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(95)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush takes time off from his busy schedule to play some cricket with Pakistani students
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(137)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks gets serious about the breakfast sammich business
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The best rivalries in college basketball
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(91)
 
(Pink News)
 
 
 
Sydney Gay Pride celebrates Dick Cheney
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(91)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne can't sell her Toronto house, didn't know real estate would be so complicated
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oscar gift bag contents and stuff rich people get for free
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(56)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
An exhibition of costumes worn by Kylie Minogue has attracted 400,000 fans in Australia
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The key to crashing the Oscars is to arrive dressed as a chef carrying a live lobster
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(35)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Cemetery vaults the prices of interment surrounding Rosa Parks' crypt
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good News: GM says hydrogen cars will be ready in 10 years. Bad News: GM not expected to be around in 5 years
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely political transformations
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(86)
 
(Not Just Any Guy)
 
 
 
Someone told Ric Romero about Google
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(252)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio man tells Social Security he's not dead yet. Social Security tells him not to be such a baby and to get on the cart
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman climbs over a 3-feet-high wood-and-wire fence, scales an 8-foot-tall artificial rock structure, and bypasses an electric wire to enjoy the privilege of being smacked silly by an annoyed elephant
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Geeks, nerds and dorks at a Chicago high school showing their pride by wearing "dork jerseys." Jocks apologize for getting lax in their beat-downs, promise to step up enforcement
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(110)
 
(CricInfo)
 
 
 
Caption this cricket appeal
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(76)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The good news: There will finally be nudity in a James Bond film. The bad news: It'll be James Bond
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(135)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Winners of the MIT origami championships
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(77)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"It use to be looked down upon when girls fought. Now, it's a status symbol." Why cat-fights are becoming almost commonplace in American society. Rowr
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
4 out of 5 dentists recommend suing Crest for false advertising
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(64)
 
(Some Frog)
 
 
 
The coolest picture you'll see today--a 360 degree evening panorama of Paris. France-haters surrender
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(223)
 
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two guys doing some sort of "Olympic" sport
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock experts caution people on buying stocks purely because a screaming balding man told them to buy
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(81)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Hey, Professor, don't keep "man having sex with pig" video on your computer, especially if you use that computer to make presentations to your college students
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(97)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Ninja with pocket full of hot dogs shot by homeowner
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(67)
 
(Money Magazine)
 
 
 
Companies are starting to realize that outsourcing pisses off their customers. Thank you, don't come again
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(136)
 
(news.aol.com)
 
 
 
God's will speaks: Pat Robertson booted from National Religious Broadcasters' board of directors
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(177)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists decry plan to hit golf ball from International Space Station, showing once again why they are rarely invited to parties
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(100)
 


Fri March 03, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
'Charmed' becomes the first casualty of the upcoming merge into the CW network
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Robber who got his ass beat by beauty school students given 25 years. This guy's gonna do well in PMITA prison
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Playboy won't pull Jessica Alba issue, will continue disappointing thousands of buyers
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As further evidence that people will make fanpages for anything, Part 2: The Chevrolet Corsica fanpage
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(127)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
As heavy rain falls on Hawaii, officials instruct residents to evacuate and seek higher ground, since hot lava is apparently safer than a flood
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(48)
 
(11Alive)
 
 
 
Hockey team giving away "Runaway Bride" bobblehead, complete with bus ticket. Team says similiarity is "coincidental"
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rabbit's hump, its hump, its hump, its lovely bunny rump
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(124)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Groupie who "stars" in Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex video files lawsuit. Privacy (among other things) has been invaded, she claims
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In a secret operation, the Air Force is moving planes secretly, says not-so-secret front page article
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(117)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In a stunning move, the ninjas get one back on the pirates
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Line Cinema considering renaming Snakes On A Plane. Boo... Hissssss
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(241)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Nevada attorney can't call himself "The Heavy Hitter" in ads showing him crushing opposition and doling out cash to clients. Fortunately, "Douchebag Blowhard Lawyer" still okay
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to carry "morning after" pill. Liberals everywhere crippled by intense cognitive dissonance
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(417)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple indicted for microwaving fake penis
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man fined for disturbing the peace when his neighbour complains of his early-morning "singing in the bath" parties
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Millions of corporate executives can keep using crack(berrys)
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(108)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man carjacks San Francisco taxi driver. Police looking for cab driven by man without turban
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(100)
 
(WESH)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Disney employees of gang rape was actually a willing participant, according to the video of the incident
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(345)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Man claims that when he shot his married girlfriend twice in the back he was really trying to kill himself. Whoopsie
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Slummin' in Brazil: Rio's cheap alternative to expensive hotels is clean and safe "since police killed a neighborhood drug lord in a shootout seven years ago"
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen who died from peanut-butter kiss didn't
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
TFer's Snakes on a Plane teaser. Guaranteed to be at least half as brilliant as the actual movie
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(204)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today poll finds that more dog-owners think their dog likes country music above all else. Your dog wants T-Bone Burnett
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Government regulations making CEOs responsible for the accuracy of financial statements has caused the number of reported accounting errors to double. Evidently accountants are becoming dumber
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(80)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Anna Benson's photoshoot, followup from previous link to FHM where she was told about her husband's trade to the Orioles (safe for work-ish)
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(161)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Gas station operator tells delivery man to fill all storage tanks with regular-grade gas. Hilarity ensues
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(169)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
Theme: Video-game characters make a living in the real world
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise on -- *shakes Magic 8-ball* -- supply fears
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(76)
 
(NBC5Chicago)
 
 
 
In Aurora, IL, it is now illegal to leave your Christmas lights up all year long
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(130)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Mayor who has worked to erase his town's reputation as a speed trap gets nailed for doing 103 mph in a 55 zone. "Thank goodness I'm not trying to get re-elected"
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(49)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian spends his holiday dead
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(39)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mushkie the Cat uses six of its nine lives (with X-ray pics)
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(282)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Cops shoot and kill a robber who smeared himself with a tribal medicine, believing it would make him invisible. Didn't see that one coming
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hamas leader: Neener neener neener, if I close my eyes, Israel doesn't exist
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(310)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In yet another case of pot v. kettle, Kid Rock calls Scott Stapp an idiot for losing sex tape
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(89)
 
(KLFY Lafayette)
 
 
 
Virginia mayor illegally bought votes with cigarettes, alcohol and pork rinds
source: klfy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman discovers toilet cam connects to manager's desk -- arrest ensues
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(iFilm)
 
Video
 
"Snakes on a Plane": Rough cut
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(107)
 
(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit your own episode of a cooking show. Due today
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(29)
 
(Some Horny Guys)
 
 
 
Dumb: Four buddies decide to rob a store. Dumber: While a state trooper conducts a property check. Fark.com: An adult toy store
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(KTEN)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in Sherman, Oklahoma. Mr. Peabody unavailable for comment
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(36)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Movie theater apologizes for kicking out disabled man for laughing too much, offers private screening of "The Pink Panther" so he won't bother anyone else
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit teacher has to carry hammer to work for protection. Rock, paper, scissors unavailable for comment. With picture goodness
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
National Office for Studies of the Stunningly Obvious discovers that modern children's cartoons are pretty violent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sniper John Allen Muhammad won't face the death penalty in Maryland but only because state officials can't figure out how to kill him twice
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Carol Burnett joins the cast of "Desperate Housewives," could open door to a lot of nuditBLARGHHHH
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(70)
 
(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Bored with stamping out competition in the computer industry, Bill Gates now battling against Coyote Ugly bar in Kansas
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bad: Crook robs a store of $140 at 7:30 p.m. in busy metro area. Worse: Store is next to tattoo shop. Farked: Tattoo artist and customer who is a marine on leave for grandfather's death "handle" the situation (with pic of criminal)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops pull over woman for setting off their radiation detector as her BRC exceeded the 0.08 legal limit
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The family that keeps sex slaves together goes to jail together
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Couple buys new home and gets previous owner's dog as part of the deal. Your dog wants a 30-year fixed rate with no points
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate music industry for alleged price-fixing of legally downloaded songs
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Cyber libel" suits on rise. In other news, everybody that posts in this thread blatantly hates ceiling fans
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Armed thief violates the first rule of having a crime partner by accidentally shooting him during the robbery
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(14)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston doctors should pay attention when a patient comes in screaming "my anus is bleeding"
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
"People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It" wins award for oddest book title
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune selects Fark as one of their top 50 websites
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(45)
 
(Some Prankster)
 
 
 
Senior prank: Assembling not one, but two VW Bugs in the school library overnight (with pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obesity is worse than terrorism, according to U.S. surgeon general. Presumably because exploding fat guys have a bigger blast radius
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Minnesota Republican Party sends out computer CD to support ban on gay marriage, secretly gathers data on people who view it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sikh daggers allowed in Canadian schools. Butter knives still pose a threat
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Company has novel business plan: An escort service providing women who won't sleep with you
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two 12-year-old girls expelled after making raunchy strip video for classmates. Times sure have changed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police raiding college party surprised when several students fall through the ceiling
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's four days in juvie for the Unapologetic Random Purple Nurpler. At least that's what the media is now dubbing him, and by "the media" we mean the article submitter, and half of Fark after this gets greenlighted
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man caught driving in HOV lane with mannequin must stand alongside highway with his dummy holding a sign that reads "The HOV Lane Is Not For Dummies."
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(CBS4 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's Orwellian crime is to proclaim yourself an "English-speaking American," which is evidently a firing offense in Arapahoe County, Colorado
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Long Beef Injection 2.0: Maxim employee dared to eat 10 Slim Jims in 10 minutes. Girl with huge boobs from the last vid makes another appearance (safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I would like a double quarter pounder, supersized fries and a Diet Coke." In other news, Americans suck at dieting
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(123)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush urges Americans to embrace outsourcing to India, and embrace our new I.T. overlords
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(188)
 
(PCU)
 
 
 
The economically diverse guy who lives by the dumpster just peed on my front steps
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(30)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The Germans, who once nearly overran the world with panzers, are now mortally afraid of their kittens
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
California teen's stolen prosthetics returned. Police baffled, don't have a leg to stand on
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(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston wants to revitalize high crime neighborhood by removing metal grates from storefronts
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(AP)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe "This Bike Is a Pipe Bomb" isn't such a great name for a band
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You could get a good look at alternative fuel by sticking your head up a cow's ass, but let's take Japan's word for it
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush agrees to sell advanced weaponry to India. Next stop on his world tour: Pakistan. What could possibly go wrong?
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(108)
 
(WLKY)
 
 
 
Today's "car hitting 'small bump,' going airborne and crashing into side of mobile home" story brought to you by Louisville, Kentucky
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(59)
 
(The Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fearsome threesome
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party: Saturday, March 11th at 7:00 p.m. Sheffields Beer and Wine Garden. DIT LGTL
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(87)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Michigan teacher escorted from school and suspended after her broadcasting class produces "hard-hitting" documentary on dangers of MySpace.com
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit things Elle is likely to hear in the hospital
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Homeless man arrested after raising "holy heck" by placing incoherent 911 calls about impending invasion of orange flags
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(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Benjamin Franklin spinning furiously in his grave as 14 provisions of the Patriot Act are made permanent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New video shows Lousiana Governor Blanco assuring Bush Administration hours after Katrina hit that the "levees are intact." Blame shifts back to the state, not the federal government
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"Ultimate Florida Challenge" boat race insists participants sign a waiver reading, "This is a dangerous event... you may die." It then goes on to urge them to "have fun"
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson objects to breeding for large breasts
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(65)
 
(Norwell Mariner)
 
 
 
Even 87 years later, the strangest legend of all lives on: The Great Molasses Flood of 1919
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(67)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Phelps clan will challenge Missouri's new funeral-protest law by protesting at the funeral of a Missouri soldier this weekend
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit an episode of the wildly popular TV show, "This Old Farker's House." Due March 13th
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Three police officers face disciplinary action after showing party-goers what they had on underneath their kilts
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Thu March 02, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Court orders teen to write essay explaining his "criminal intent" after giving another boy a titty twister
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly prisoner facial tattoos
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(115)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress approves $9 billion alternative-fuel scam for their buddies
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fark favorite The Naked Rambler jailed two months for appearing in court naked to face public nudity charges. This article is just fine without pictures
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop today's news into old-time newspapers. Link goes to inspiration
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(72)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas high school adds fun variability of uncertainty to senior year by holding its graduation before finals
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(53)
 
(Boise Weekly)
 
 
 
"Big breasts and hard nipples won't make you happy"
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(123)
 
(WYFF.com)
 
 
 
Clemson University newspaper raffles off an AK-47. What could go wrong?
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(111)
 
(geek and proud)
 
 
 
It's just called the blobby game, and it is the most addictive game, ever. You have been warned
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(132)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Casual dockworker claiming to be Jesus Christ and rambling about Judgment Day steals fuel truck in L.A.
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson isn't buying Isaac Mizrahi's explanation for why he groped her on live TV -- that he wanted to see how her dress was made
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study of highschool dropouts reveals that 60 percent of them were just bored geniuses
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(358)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Today's "Man dumps liquid mercury into the hands of two teenage girls" story brought to you by Independence, Missouri
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(116)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gay cowboys eating pudding also were "too hard on sheep." Baa means no
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(75)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Nørwegian tøwn funds research by øffering møøse adøptiøns. Tutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda's famøus møøse training nøt included
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(Pacific Daily News)
 
 
 
Surveillance cameras and listening devices found in the secure customs area of Guam's international airport, but nobody knows who installed and is monitoring them
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Today's "prostitution sting, netting a bevy of hookers working as lingerie models" story brought to you by Sarasota, Florida. With mugshot goodness
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(187)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Pecan vs. Key Lime - legislature finally ends pie fight over which will be the state pie
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(117)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Study shows that chimpanzees show some higher human traits, though smoking cigars, drinking beer, and wearing funny hats strangely omitted
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ground-based telescopes will be "worthless" by 2050. Be sure to bring this up in your Radio Shack negotiations this Christmas
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(AP)
 
 
 
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea -- Spongebob Squarepants -- Holds 10 of the top 15 cable rankings does he -- Spongebob Squarepants
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(188)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Father released from jail temporarily to donate kidney to son. Tells son to suck it, makes a run for it instead
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(128)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Congress tackling the tough issue of figuring out a way to let in just enough brown people to mow U.S. lawns, but not enough to where the U.S. has to respect their cultures and languages
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's goes kosher. Master of the Obvious Israeli rabbi says, "Blue is the sky, blue is the flag of Israel and blue is not red"
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(125)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ senator finds out what can possibly go wrong when he exclaims, "We wouldn't transfer the title to the devil; we're not going to transfer it to Dubai" at ports rally
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(154)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man tries to kill his wife and fails -- four times. Needed insurance money for stripper addiction
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(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study finds altruism in babies starts as earlly as 18 months of age. No word on what age the urge to help to stops, but it does at some point
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Help wanted ad seeking "handsome men able to charm women" -- 15 applications. Ad seeking a "good-looking blonde woman" to work as an accountant -- piles of complaints over sexism
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(90)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man starts shining shoes in 1982. Sets goal of donating $100,000 in tips to hospital's fund for poor children. Completes task in 24 years
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(69)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
ABC decides (Boobies) new KFC commercial's (Beer) hidden message is too close (TotalFark) to subliminal advertising, declines (more Boobies) to air it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today is the official start of the 2006 hurricane season media feeding frenzy
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Stratego board. No difficulty, we're at war
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(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Business in Scottish Parliament halted when the roof starts to fall in
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(30)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
New $10 bill released today; should keep those pesky counterfeiters stifled for a very long-- whoops, never mind
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(146)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In case of two students that skipped school to drink a gallon of vodka and died of alcohol poisoning, parents allege in court it's actually the school's fault. Jury, in turn, alleges that parents are idiots. Case allegedly closed
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(154)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew on Free Talk Live tonight for "Ask Drew". E-mail address for tonight ONLY: torgo (at) freetalklive.com
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County puts photos of crime victims on playing cards in jails, hoping it will entice criminals to give police leads
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you are currently driving a stolen LA County police cruiser through Palmdale, the police would like to have a word with you
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(204)
 
(TD)
 
 
 
Virginians vote no on "Shenandoah" as state song. Seems reasonable since the song mentions Missouri over 5 times
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(164)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
News: NBA star's wife lets him celebrate once a year. Fark: In bed with another woman
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(389)
 
(NBC4i Columbus)
 
 
 
Ohio University campus restaurant closed due to an unknown "suspicious item." Experts brought in from Ohio State University reveal the item to be a textbook
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(120)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle vows never to return to Comedy Central, the station that agreed to pay him $50 million to make some TV shows. That'll teach em'
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(283)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Researchers warn college students "5 drinks in one sitting in the last two weeks is binge drinking". Farkers scratch head and go to pub to ponder
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(259)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Mikhail Gorbachev wants to get really drunk for his 75th birthday today
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl weds dog over evil teeth
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Why is it that every time a Canadian soldier is killed in Afghanistan, it's because of a traffic accident?
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(105)
 
(jossip)
 
 
 
White House correspondent calls into MSNBC Morning Show trashed (with transcripts of the call)
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(114)
 
(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
CIA reads yesterday's Fark thread, orchestrates suicide bombing at US embassy in Pakistan before Bush arrives. You're not fooling anyone, CIA dudes
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(126)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL owners break off labor talks following 57-minute meeting, meaning it's going to start snowing overpaid veterans any minute now
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(120)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Glitter prosecutors seek a three- to four-year sentence. Prosecutors seeking death penalty for Mariah Carey for her role
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(47)
 
(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
New research shows your beer gut may just help protect you during a car accident
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Congrats to the winners from the Fark Poker Tournament last week. Buckshot99 ($1200), Jaymansu ($800), Imamoran ($500), Kgoinc ($300), and Ianthepeon77 ($200). Stay tuned, we'll likely do this again
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(102)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian Olympic star won't be sending more nude photos of himself to strangers any time soon
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(24)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man pulls gun at car dealership, demands oil change
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(79)
 
(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Power company continues to bill dead woman for power her demolished house was using
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One in three people say they routinely hurt themselves during sex, the other two are afraid to admit it
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(222)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Proposed Colombian law to make condoms mandatory springs a leak
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(39)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Are your cats old enough to learn about Jesus?
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(145)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Crazy Norwegian sets off police chase by stealing his own car
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(16)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man thinks he can foil sniffer dogs by sewing heroin condoms to fish fillets. Hilarity ensues
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(40)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Author claims idea of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt grinding on each other in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" was pilfered... from his children's book
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(51)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Even if you are a renowned psychiatrist, giving $3 million over 10 years to a 419 scam still qualifies you as a dumbass
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
In case there is any confusion, a four-year old boy touching your breasts is not seducing you
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(142)
 
(Penny Arcade)
 
 
 
Penny Arcade strip makes a scatological donut joke about Sony Online Entertainment. Sony retaliates by sending a hundred dozen donuts. No mention yet if they were chocolate creme or not
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio couple gets married at McDonald's. Krispy Kreme on alert for honeymoon
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(74)
 
(Some Waffle Eater)
 
 
 
Tanker overturns on Interstate 20 east of Jackson, MS. Maybe it is hydrochloric acid. Maybe it is syrup for the Waffle Hut. No one knows
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(131)
 
(WTVF)
 
 
 
Study shows that if you drive over the speed limit, it really helps to be friends with a judge or police officer
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school wrestlers practice on animals
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(42)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Snakes on a plane. For real. This would make a great movie. Someone see if Sam Jackson wants to get involved
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy on a mountain
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada receives "F" in sex slavery, while Sweden and Italy receive "B"s. Japan gets magna cum laude in tentacles
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(70)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Owning a dog over the course of its lifetime can cost as much as a brand new Mercedes, according to this made-up report. Your dog wants adjustable pedals
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FSU fans prematurely rush court as the Noles beat Duke, claim they were pulled out of the stands by massive suckage
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As further evidence that people will make fanpages for anything, here's one for Private Wierzbowski from "Aliens" -- the guy who had two lines about cornbread and died off-screen
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(179)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Moscow's "Forest of Death" isn't too pleasant
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man rigs wires so apartment will explode if someone opens door. Jack Bauer, MacGyver team up to take him out
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(40)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain discovers two of its satellite phones stolen from a diplomat in Baghdad have been used for a sex chat line for the past 17 months
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. officials apologize for 1884 lynching that almost ignited a war with Canada based on faulty intelligence. See, we learn from our mistakes
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first and only Brokeback Mountain PEZ dispensers
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Please Remember dear Sir/Madam, that I have failed in a few subjects in my diploma in computer engineering, and that I have no degree..."
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justice Ginsburg dozes off during oral arguments. Other justices promptly place her hand in a bowl of warm water
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(68)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Falwell to Jews: Nevermind that business about y'all gettin' to Heaven
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(293)
 
(Tribune-Democrat)
 
 
 
Man fired for caring about his dying wife offered job back. Currently deciding if a lawsuit has better retirement benefits
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(56)
 
(farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 43: "Magic." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(136)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man sends wife's hairdresser pictures of his junk in Christmas cards. For four years. The Sun is there
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(38)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Two teens drop bomb in McDonald's toilet. An Egg McMuffin was not involved in any way
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(43)
 
(WebIndia123)
 
 
 
Australian woman arrested for returning food to Sizzler buffet
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: The world today if Drago defeated Rocky at the end of "Rocky IV"
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(68)
 


Wed March 01, 2006
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Video shows entire government from Bush on up was warned that the levees could fail when Katrina hit
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(986)
 
(Arianna Huffington)
 
 
 
What a coincidence: Anti-Fitzgerald Tucker Carlson's father is on the advisory committee of the Scooter Libby Legal Defense. Follow the money
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(72)
 
(TheIndyChannel)
 
 
 
A federal appeals court is refusing to temporarily lift a judge's order banning prayers during Indiana House proceedings from mentioning Jesus Christ or endorsing any particular religion
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(364)
 
(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Las Vegas nightclubs in legal trouble for allowing Paris Hilton in
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(103)
 
(Beaumont Enterprise)
 
 
 
Upset that American newspapers won't print controversial Mohammed cartoons, man in Texas puts eight-foot-tall copies of them on his lawn so people can see what the fuss is about. His wife is thrilled
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(266)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
2006 Consumer Reports top 10 car list does not contain a single car from the U.S. or Europe
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(288)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dumb: Posting your pic on MySpace holding a gun. Dumber: Holding a gun and a bag of weed
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(131)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
TV station shocked -- SHOCKED -- to find massage parlours offering more than backrubs. Ric Romero on the case
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(151)
 
(Some paysan)
 
 
 
What is Chirac talking to this cow about?
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(111)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Scott Stapp can't stand it, he knows you planned it, but he's gonna set it straight, this porno tape, he can't stand f*ckin when he's on there, because his testicles are so crystal clear
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(129)
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Patriot Act compromise may be in jeopardy as House pulls compromise off the floor
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man who worked 13 vacationless years at "Rug Doctor" takes time off to watch his wife die of brain cancer, gets fired for it
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(195)
 
(Consumerist)
 
 
 
AA desk agent forgets she's out of the Matrix; insists that customer in front of her is on a plane that left 10 minutes ago. There is no spoon
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(66)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Media once again demonizing cellphone usage after a fatal crash involving a person who was driving while talking... and high on coke, speed and marijuana
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(83)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday's headline about the strip club recruiting high school cheerleaders? In New Brunswick, it's really happening
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(93)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Maryland senator punches political rival in the stomach at restaurant and is being hailed as a lifesaving hero for doing so
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(28)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Gonzales: "I totally wasn't talking about those OTHER wiretapping operations on U.S. citizens when I testified to Congress. Don't indict me"
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(109)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Microsoft developing foot-operated scroll pad for use in new "Fap Fap Revolution" game
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(27)
 
(JPost)
 
 
 
Falwell: Okay, okay, Jews can go to Heaven too. Jews: Well, gee, thanks for that
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(255)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can stop reading after the phrase "Penis-Melting Zionist Robot Combs"
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(66)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of U.S. ports already foreign owned
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(158)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OU student on park bench most likely blew himself up accidentally rather than on purpose, eschewing more popular method of being blown on park bench
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(87)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man fails pathetically to avoid paying gigantic strip club bill
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(39)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Study claims electronics usage on airplanes more dangerous than previously thought. Thousands of flights per day without incident claim otherwise
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(136)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Making the mothers of cheerleaders seem practically sane by comparison, French father goes on trial for drugging 27 of his children's tennis rivals and killing one of them
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(37)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Even though the case was already dismissed in court, plumber sics bounty hunters on woman for unpaid bill. Hilarity ensues
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(70)
 
(AOL.com)
 
 
 
After a recent poll, AOL estimates that 34 percent of Americans would pay for email delivery
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft to introduce a search engine "better than Google"
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New TaB energy drink is popular among "health"-conscious women
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
T. Rex no longer the largest flesh-eating dinosaur that Carl Everett doesn't believe in
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(80)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly once dressed like a pimp. The Smoking Gun is there
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(134)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Prostitution bust brought to you by the city of Daytona Beach (with mug shots)
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(96)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Lingerie store uses live models. What could possibly go wrong?
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(61)
 
(Some Dirty Hippie Commie)
 
 
 
The Bush Administration is heroically protecting our troops by preventing them from visiting Wonkette. All hail Fox News
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(189)
 
(KeyNoter)
 
 
 
Yet another Florida man arrested for drugs after driving around without pants. "While it's not illegal to drive in your underwear, it is certainly strange and I wouldn't recommend it," advises sheriff's office
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(17)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Vancouver teen throws party while dad is away. Worse: Teen passes out at her own party. Fark: Partygoers damage dad's house to the tune of $70,000
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man showing off his OnStar system ends up getting himself busted for cocaine possession
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(40)
 
(aljazeera.net)
 
 
 
Pentagon to use "stealth sharks" to patrol seas, no word yet on laser option
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cigarette man
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(99)
 
(Amnews)
 
 
 
Municipal workers in Kentucky town paralyzed by new dress code that prohibits visible tattoos, body piercings, plunging necklines and skirts shorter than the knee. And you should see what the women are prohibited from wearing
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Latest celeb sex-tape reportedly features Jane Fonda and Ted Turner in a threesome. Sea Breeze unavailable for comment, article submitted just to work in "Family Guy" reference
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saddam comes out and admits to crimes. Well, actually just one crime: He ordered the destruction of orchards as a reprisal for an assassination bid in a Shiite town
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(78)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Hermione loves her some Corona. just like any other high school kid
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(204)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
CBS begins (Chevrolet) post-production (Coca-Cola) product (Dell) placements (Blockbuster) within (Wheaties) all of (StarKist) their shows
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(74)
 
(Defamer)
 
Boobies
 
Anyone else surprised it took this long to see Lindsay Lohans boobs again? Safe for work
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(296)
 
(Johns Hopkins Newsletter)
 
 
 
"This movie is going to redefine cinema as we know it. This movie is going to be the most important film of the 21st century.... This movie is 'Snakes on a Plane'"
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(502)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bush makes suprise visit to Afghanistan. In other news, there will be no suicide bombings there today because the Secret Service won't let the CIA orchestrate them when the president is around
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(461)
 
(wcnc.com)
 
 
 
Colon family upset by exploding toilet
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(78)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Cats put under house arrest in Germany as bird-flu fears spread
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(136)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you plan to create fake passport, make sure you know how to spell "Ministry" and "Government." Jailarity ensues
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(37)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Some consulting firm flat-out guesses employers will lose $3.8 billion in productivity to the NCAA basketball tournament this year. Duke sucks
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(72)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Saddam now demanding to know, "Where's the beef?"
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(117)
 
(Daily News Tribune)
 
 
 
Guy wakes up girlfriend at 2:00 a.m. to ask for money, not realizing that while he has vodka and a beer, she has an icepick
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(67)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police say they won't arrest man who made the mistake of tucking a loaded gun down his pants while driving. "It's not illegal to accidentally shoot yourself in the leg"
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(43)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Bad: You leave your credit card at the store. Worse: Clerks decide to use card to buy items at store. Fark.com: Surveillance video
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Americans know more about "The Simpsons" than the First Amendment. D'oh
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(407)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Students at "alternative" high school build soybean-oil-powered sports car that goes 0-60 in four seconds
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(248)
 
(Force Skeptics)
 
 
 
"The Force is a fiction that exists only in the minds of deluded Jedi practitioners. The so-called 'Jedi Powers' are nothing more than cheap stage-magic tricks that anyone can learn and which violate no known laws of physics"
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(154)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PA governor to Bush: Go ahead and sell the Philadelphia port. We just won't renew the contract when it expires in two months. Suck it
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(520)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cacti
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(99)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Homeowner: 1, Ninja: 0
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(73)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Police dismayed to discover that burglar who dazzled them with awesome lock-picking skills turned out to be 11-year-old schoolgirl
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(90)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
High-power motorcycle engine + tiny Smart car = World's most entertaining donut machine
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(98)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Firefighters attack blaze with hoses. Homeowner attacks firefighters with sword. Police attack homeowner with stun gun. The circle of life is complete
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(68)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Brothel spokesman thanks American sailors for being so polite when shagging every living thing that moves while on leave
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(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. government encourages people to take sick leave if they get the bird flu. Thanks, government
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(157)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark (dinner) Party this Friday, 6:30, Capital City Brewing Co. LG2 venue. We're getting a table. O RLY?
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(113)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Geico discriminates against poor people. The good news is, they just made a bunch of money by you paying 70 percent more on your car insurance
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(279)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying father-and-son team
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman, 60, awarded medal of bravery for beating the crap out of 14-foot crocodile that was trying to eat her friend
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(34)
 
(milwaukeechannel)
 
 
 
Milwaukee woman gets last word in paternity suit by biting man's ear off outside courthouse
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(58)
 
(Waco Trib)
 
 
 
Sinkhole swallows road, becomes the latest local tourist attraction
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(49)
 
(Some Webmaster)
 
 
 
Farker's last night working the overnight shift for CNN.com. What would be a good headline to leave them with? LGN
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(498)
 


Tue February 28, 2006
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Idiots believe Christmas light installer used "special adhesive" that might damage their house if removed, so they still have lights on. With video
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(108)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Snail mail still has its uses. It's invaluable for postcards, thank-you notes and large amounts of illegal drugs
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(58)
 
(WDSU dot com)
 
 
 
Man celebrates Mardi Gras at the New Orleans airport by getting caught with five knives, 44 rounds of ammunition, 8 grams of crystal meth, several lighters, a can of lighter fluid and a "glass smoking device."
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(58)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba (and her platoon of lawyers) want you to know that she does not appear naked in Playboy's March issue. The Smoking Gun is there
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(192)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Babyshambles frontman arrested for grand theft, drug possession. Said to be starting new band called Careershambles (with stellar pic)
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(99)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Director explains Katie Holmes sex scene was missing from new movie due to "projection error," not Tom Cruise staring at him unblinkingly for hours
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(115)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Storm football player busted for living in Section 8 housing for $20 a month
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(94)
 
(Some Crochet Fan)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new home for this lion
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(105)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tampa company will install ear-splitting train horn into any regular car. "There's no way you can get ready for their sound; no way you can get used to it, either"
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(163)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In the U.S., any kind of bad news story can lead to idiots flooding grocery stores to buy bread and milk. In Russia, they apparently go for the salt
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New study confirms the unbelievable: Reading helps you pass college
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(77)
 
(Waynesville Daily Guide)
 
 
 
Carjacker vaults 100 feet in the air in Plymouth Neon. Judges impressed but deduct points for failing to complete triple axel
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(67)
 
(WATE)
 
 
 
Man steals political-campaign sign while drunk. Oh yeah, he was also a candidate in the same election
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aaron Neville reports on another day in Iraq: Cou-u-u-u-ple dozeeen peeee-ople diiiied when the Shiiiiaiiittes got exp-a-looooded co-co----ooooa butt-tter is so-ooo-oo smoo-ooth on ma-eee
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian stunt pilots will fly fighter jets through a narrow cave in China, with people paying up to $840 to watch. What could possibly go wrong?
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(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man, 308 pounds, demands apology from hospital after they said he was too fat for a heart test and sent him home; vows to use his special dialing wand to call every human rights group he can find to gather support for his cause
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(140)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Hospital to spend $25,000 to find out which employee peed in his/her co-worker's toolbox. Urine trouble now
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(43)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Senator Blutarsky vows hearings after whole eighth-grade class gets smacked for massive food fight
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(48)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Feds want everyone to foot the bill for extending broadband to backwoods banjo-pickers
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(248)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Disabled teen gets kicked out of theater for laughing too loudly at new "Pink Panther" movie -- police baffled over how anyone could actually be laughing at the film
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(221)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
McDonald's -- the slow learner among fast-food giants -- will now offer premium coffee. Contents rumored to be hot
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(136)
 
(The Whig)
 
 
 
Bloggers discover they have a bigger readership than they thought. For instance, the libel lawyers for the people they write about are avid readers and are more than happy to provide feedback
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(68)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you're lucky enough to live in New Zealand, you can tell your partner that you got the hepatitis from a bad oyster
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Teen given 17 doses of radiation by mistake says she's feeling "better," and photo does indicate she's a glowing picture of health
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(142)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Court-appointed guardian advises against returning 11 kids that were kept in cages back to their parents. Also not keen on burning them at the stake or sending them to Japanese prisoner of war camp
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(52)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
How cities inflate their tourism numbers to steal your tax dollars
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Candidate for lieutenant governor of Massachusetts is too busy to campaign because his daughter is a contestant on American Idol
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(92)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
NASA says Shuttle Discovery blew chunks, 16 of them (with photos)
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(101)
 
(College Humor)
 
Video
 
Best of Jimmy Kimmel's "Unnecessary Censorship"
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(62)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola puts 30-cent deposit on plastic bottles sold in Netherlands but not on identical bottles sold in Belgium. Netherlands' biggest import is now refundable pop bottles
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(108)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
New Disney attraction, The French Gang Rape, panned by critics
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(145)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Today's "two million bees found living in a vacant house therefore scaring the bee-jebus out of the neighbors" story is brought to you by Southern Florida (with pic)
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(55)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How the port deal became a shipwreck
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(199)
 
(Conneticut Post)
 
 
 
Conneticut to implement elephant licensing. Revenues expected to surpass marmoset licensing
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(33)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Shockingly, it wasn't the first time George Michael had been found slumped over the steering wheel of his car
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Plot thickens in case of $1-million crashed Ferrari with discovery of gun magazine near wreck
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
For Mardi Gras and Britney, a collection of her breasts over the years (SFW)
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Oh the huge trannity
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Man registers .345 blood-alcohol level, then goes back to running Fark
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If police trying to make their quotas ticket you for a non-existent violation, New York City will graciously offer you a 1/3 discount off the fine
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Photoshop this silly cat
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Idaho lawmaker wants to remove "Famous Potatoes" from license plates because Idaho's major export now is technology. That, and "Famous Potatoes" is just plain stupid
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Man who killed his five children, three live-in girlfriends, an ex-girlfriend, her mother and a bystander is too crazy to execute
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Dressing like bag lady doesn't get you as good service as dressing like Ivana Trump
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Woman -- who dangled out 23rd-floor window, slipped from boyfriend's grasp, plummeted to her death -- simply wanted to touch window below with her feet. It all makes sense now
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Shockingly, the principal was quite upset to see video of a kid being willingly duct taped to the bathroom wall and set on fire
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Strip Club owner runs for school board. Citizens outraged, cheerleaders being recruited for next career
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Rapper Master P goes from "Dancing with the Stars'" to "Dancing in Front of Judge" for weapons charges
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Woman fakes her own death to avoid paying traffic violations, is found out when she gets another ticket one month after her "death"
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World War Two ace (23 kills), author Robert L. Scott dies. Better known for being friend of TFer's family, author of "God Is My Co-Pilot"
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