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Sun February 19, 2006
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
European women have less chance to excel than American women due to among other things the excessively long time off they are granted by their welfare states
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
William Faulkner letter sells for $18,000. It was only one sentence, but to be fair to the buyer, it did go on for 89 pages
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(The Enterprise)
 
 
 
Flash mob enters mall, begins beating snot out of each other in front of horrified customers, then starts fighting with police. Just kidding, it wasn't a flash mob
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(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
15-year-old, breaking up with girlfriend, really really surprised to be suddenly attacked by gang of sword-swinging teenagers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drunken burglar enters apartment, attempts to pet resident's macaw, which promptly turns into one-bird Hitchcock movie. Jailarity ensues
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(Just stop, already!)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabian newspaper runs full page apology from the Danish newspaper. Trouble is, the Danes didn't buy a full page apology ad
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Willa Ford to Paris Hilton, 'my bodyguards will beat the crap outta your bodyguards if you don't stay away from me'
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(Some Weather Guy)
 
 
 
Cool program for the Fark weather nerds
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Caption this beggar (voting enabled)
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Once-packed bars surrounding Florida Legislature struggle to stay in business after lawmakers forbidden to accept free drinks from lobbyists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Escher-esque zoom effect
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(PBS)
 
 
 
New six-part Monty Python documentary features one hour directed and hosted by each surviving Python
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(sundaymirror)
 
 
 
The new James Bond is a sissy, not very tough
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(WND)
 
 
 
Company using verses from the bible, along with scientific methods to find hidden oil in Israel
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What you can do to keep freeway traffic from stopping
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(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Enter your zip code to find out how strong radio stations should be in your area, etc
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(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
Bizzare fingernail art
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Miller Brewing knows your email address isn't really 'superstud@yourmom.com' and they are going to hunt you down
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(Far Out, Man.)
 
 
 
Photoshop an ad for a product made by hippies
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(Some Guy, Eh?)
 
 
 
Because you want to know, but are afraid to ask: Everything about curling
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Invisibility cloaks are soooooo Harry Potter. Real scientists are one step closer to creating the invisible building
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
360 degree panoramas. Pass the dramamine
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(The Argus-Press)
 
 
 
Today's stupid criminals using a shopping cart to transport stolen items in fresh snow brought to you by Owosso, MI
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
62-year-old woman gives birth to baby boy, hopes to have him out of diapers before she needs them for herself
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Second shortest guy to win dunk contest does so by jumping over shortest guy to ever win dunk contest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Cellphone features we'd like to see
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Winning Powerball ticket sold in Nebraska. Someone's not gonna have to worry about running out of corn, blocks to put up their 1978 pickup ever again
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Organization that promotes Iowa as place to do business will have annual convention in Nebraska
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awesome sculptures made entirely out of forks. Knives, spoons unavailable for comment (pics)
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Girl asked to remove "Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian" shirt for school photo
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(Register-Citizen)
 
 
 
Connecticut families set up video camera to catch neighborhood underwear gnome
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sex offender sentenced to cut hair of the homeless
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secret farm where the turf that will be used for the World Grass-Diving Championships in Germany this summer revealed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shani Davis, a black man, wins gold medal. Bryant Gumbel now kindly asked to STFU
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is why you should just put the damn phone down or get a headset while driving: Woman crashes SUV cutting off her arm -- arm later found still clutching cell phone
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British company gives employees free iPods loaded with comedy books to cheer them up on way to work each morning
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Sat February 18, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Industrial espionage hits the rose-growing world. It's as bad as Watergate out there among the hybrid teas and rugosas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this Pomeranian
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, over at the UN: The United States and Iran have joined forces to eradicate homosexuality. I kid you not
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(Dailypress.com)
 
 
 
You know your airline is having a bad day when they forget to close the door before takeoff
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(SurveyUSA)
 
 
 
Bush still polling at 50% or better in 7 states. Take that, liberals
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(Yenra)
 
 
 
From the makers of aspirin, the Rinspeed ZaZen concept car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman up against a wall
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(kwwl.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 Presidential Mistakes
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(pjs.com)
 
 
 
After three parking tickets, someone finally notices the body in the back seat
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(Fark Poker Tournament)
 
 
 
Feb 23rd Fark Poker Tournament FAQ -- details in thread. Lots questions, here are the answers
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(Excite)
 
 
 
President Bush pushes for nuke-u-lar energy expansion
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(firedoglake)
 
 
 
RNC asking churches to send them their member directories
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(AP)
 
 
 
Being nervous and fidgety is usually harmless, but sometimes you end up with a rock of crack stuck to your sweaty palm
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Having solved all the city's other construction-related problems, mayor of Boston proposes thousand-foot skyscraper
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Hero: Alerting residents that the building was on fire, allowing them to escape. Dumbass: Stealing the fire truck that arrived on the scene
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(nwanews.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Driving off without paying for $20 of gas. Worse: Leading police on a high-speed chase. Fark.com: You've only been out of prison four days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Combine two extreme sports for the ultimate in extreme danger
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study finds ugly people are more likely to be criminals
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ten dead in Libyan riot. All started because Italian politician wore a tee-shirt showing "those" cartoons
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(AP)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red light district to hold an 'open house' in hopes of making nice with the local politicians
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
When acting as an undercover CIA operative and using aliases, you might blow your cover if you insist on collecting your frequent flier miles under your real name at the hotels
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
U.S. military spends $38 million for a telescope. In Mexico. On top of a volcano. Scientists note that the "what could possibly go wrong" vortex already creates its own gravity
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Medical waste disposal company accidentally exposes the countryside to a high-intensity beam of radiation. It was also weird that they were driving a '64 Malibu
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Thieves steal empty ATM from Fort Lauderdale convenience store
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(reseize.com)
 
 
 
Commercial spaceports around the globe
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Beijing opens the world's first "specialty penis restaurant"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trashy British TV show to debut in US, make soccer cool
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese men do not "fit the standard" to be able to donate sperm. As usual, smoking and drinking are to blame
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Jennifer Anniston to have naked, 'Telly Savalas' style hairless scene in upcoming movie
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
Nike takes adidas to court, claims company's name is thinly-disguised acronym for All Day I Dream About Swoosh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Billy Joe levitating objects other than Green Day's Grammy
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Someone, somewhere, is about to find the torso of a dead bird in their can of beans
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(The Star Online)
 
 
 
For $250,000 you too can own the glove that Michael Jackson used to grab his privates and little boys with
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Tibetans burn rare animal pelts and skins, and then complain about an awful smell
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(Google)
 
 
 
How to whistle loudly with two fingers
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand scientists unearth remains of a penguin large enough to biatchslap a Yeti
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
6,000-year-old tree found in Indiana. "You wonder what kinds of animals walked by this tree when it was standing and if it was ever seen by a human," says awestruck owner, who plans to saw it up for coffee tables and bowling plaques
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Fri February 17, 2006
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Explosives expert visiting his family notices unusual lawn ornament in their yard, realizes it's a live Korean-era howitzer shell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Amusing or unfortunate Google News story/image grouping. (Link goes nowhere)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rednecks in Georgia resort to daring each other to try and commit suicide. Jailarity ensues
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(Some Pump Jockey)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "7-11 Smackdown," fishing hat and blowtorch prove no match for lawn chair and stick
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korean cheerleaders jailed. Farkers disappointed to learn that lesbian bathroom stall orgies not involved
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(Nunatsiaq News)
 
 
 
Woman left unscathed after she tackles polar bear to protect her kids. Can't say the same for the bear
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I don't see how bringing a Playboy stripper to campus is helping anything"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon: 50-year mortgages
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Murderous job: Professional controller of crows. CRO RLY
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cleric offer $1 million bounty on Danish cartoonists -- $2 million on the Family Circus's Bil Keane
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Unsung heroes of Iraq are the window repairmen, and better believe they're busier than a lottery winner in a strip club
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Nerds break out in hand-to-hand combat inside a Sarasota Hooters
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
American Lindsey Jacobellis had Olympic snowboardcross race won until she attempted show-off hot dog jump and fell, allowing Swiss competitor to cruise past her for gold medal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teachers complain they're overworked, can hardly enjoy their June through September vacations without worrying about taking work home through two-week Christmas break and that could totally ruin their week off in March
 
(Some worm)
 
 
 
Doctors remove 11-centimeter worm from woman's eye
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Google HQ noon Feb 17th in the main cafe area. They said you'd know where that was if you worked for Google. So see you there -- Drew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this large snow sculpture
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
2D Katamari Damacy
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(KHQ-TV)
 
 
 
Traffic cop demoted for speeding to traffic safety conference
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Inventor of miniature golf dies. Funeralgoers told they can win a free game if they get the ball in his mouth
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Virginia officials decide against road markers for places where pigs died in crashes
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(Science)
 
 
 
Loud music amplifies some effects of Ecstasy, according to scientists who threw world's tiniest rave for their lab rats
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"...they had successfully tested a tiger poo repellant, warding off wild goats for at least three days"
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(NBC4)
 
 
 
E.T. makes Maxim's list of 'Greatest Movie Drinkers Of All Time'
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(NST)
 
 
 
Friendly mahjong game goes horribly awry when man shoves spoon up opponent's nose
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Good: Playing bumper cars. Not good: While driving on public streets. Fark.com: While driving on public streets with bus full of passengers
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in Georgia, the state legislature is voting today to outlaw pot-flavored candy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senegal's entire Olympic team is made up of one Austrian skier
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(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Son respects mother's dying wishes to have her ashes scattered around the world... by auctioning portions of them on Ebay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Survey finds that auto mechanics charge more per hour than doctors or lawyers
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Woman shocked to look out her window and see her car driving away... with her two-year-old behind the wheel
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For only £9 million, you can buy this aircraft carrier that comes with its own theme park, restaurant and the world's largest "man shot from a cannon" attraction
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Landslide in the Philippines buries hundreds of houses, 1,500 missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog and his toy
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Convicted car thief has his sentencing postponed so he doesn't miss big soccer game. He has tickets and everything
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(KEYE-TV)
 
 
 
City of Austin may pass a rule to allow dogs in restaurants. "Do you serve dogs here?" "Sit down, sir, we serve anybody."
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man obsessed with stealing door knobs to spend the next three years in prison having other inmates knock on his backdoor
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that you're more likely to get prompt medical care when you arrive at the hospital in an ambulance than if you walk in
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Girl dangles from train for more than kilometre, improves her chances of being next Bond girl
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(WKU Herald)
 
 
 
Fraternity suspended for hazing incident in which "Animal House" may have been taken a bit too literally
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Brinks truck accidentally paves road with load of coins. Hilarity ensues
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston police chief proposes adding cameras to streets, malls, apartments and private homes: "If you're not doing anything wrong, why should you worry about it?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sucky toy
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Thu February 16, 2006
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
For all your five-armed jean needs
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Japan camera-phone craze extends to funerals, where mourners gather en masse around coffin and snap photos. "I get the sense that people no longer respect the dead. It's disturbing"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dell 4Q profit soars 52 percent to $1.01B + a free printer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greek hiker finds 6,500-year-old gold pendant in field, hands it over to authorities. Missed out on chance to become world's first 21st century Thundercat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homeless, amnesiac Chicagoan learns he's a lawyer from New York. Decides he'd rather be homeless in Chicago than a lawyer in New York
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(Some Gangsta Geek)
 
 
 
Man invents flying Cadillac Escalade, sets up geek/bling convergence not seen since Del tha Funkee Homosapien's last album
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man complaining to cops about kid burglarizing his house is himself arrested for burglarizing someone else's house the week before
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(KTLA)
 
 
 
Mormons will insist that Native Americans are really a lost tribe of Israel, no matter how many DNA tests show that Native Americans have no ties to Hebrews
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(Storm Track)
 
 
 
What do stormchasers do in the winter? Build Tesla coils in their basement, of course
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(CBS 2 Chicago)
 
 
 
Republicans to Chicago: "How about hosting our 2008 convention?" Chicago to Republicans: "How about no? Does no work for you?"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Membership in U.S. Congress includes free subscription to "Hustler" magazine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Norman Keep
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(CBC)
 
 
 
New research reveals King Tut preferred white wine. Also, not born in Arizona as previously reported
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man gets eight Japanese investors to buy "rare" American $1,000,000 bill, even though the US has never issued anything over $100,000
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(Fark)
 
 
 
First Annual Fark Golf Tournament. Details in link
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TONIGHT: SF Bay Fark party (East Bay): Mallard Club in Albany, 7:00 p.m. Give us a headcount (LGT address)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "porn video mistakenly shown during lecture" story brought to you by Fukuoka police
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(News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man injures himself battling a blaze in his garage while firefighters stand around watching, because he hadn't paid his fire protection dues
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for taping students mouths shut. Innocent children then manage to chase off five substitutes in eight days
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Recent law school graduate commits professional suicide via email forwards
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(DUI Blog)
 
 
 
Man charged with driving under the influence of acid reflux
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
It's truly not winter in NYC until ConEd kills their first dog with stray voltage. Your dog wants rubber shoes
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Confirming their opposition to anything fun or cool, environmentalists want the 200-foot Olympic flame turned down
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Texas university wants Disney to apologize for portraying them as a bunch of drink-throwing rednecks
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher in trouble after allowing his students to pay him a $1 a day to get out of gym class
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While the U.S. imprisons journalists, Olympic-crazy Italy is turning prisoners into journalists
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(KAKE)
 
 
 
If you're 12 years old and want to get married in Kansas, you better hurry. Times, they are a changin'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Google HQ noon February 17th in the main cafe area. They said you'd know where that was if you worked for Google. So see you there -- Drew
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Flames of passion ensue as hastily discarded underwear catch fire on nearby romantic candle
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(Some Rusty Nail)
 
 
 
Man who got a nail stuck in his neck in 1970 while mowing his lawn has finally coughed it out (with pic )
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby black-and-white colobus monkey born in Melbourne Zoo. Picture of world's ugliest animal in link
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The official Central Minnesota Fark Party thread. Tavern on Germain in St. Cloud. Saturday, March 11 @ 7:00 p.m. Come one, come all! (LGT Google map)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British Muslim extremist groups are to be banned according to government spokesman Horsebolt McStabledoor
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Marijuana is now Washington state's No. 8 leading agricultural product. In other news, Cheetos and Ho-Hos remain the state's leading imports
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
System admins build system that creates music out of network activity. AudioEdit what this may sound like
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cheney declares he has the power to declassify information, making Plame leak legal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maine's new health care plan has saved so much money, the state has to raise everyone's taxes to help pay for it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World water levels are rising because plants are sweating less, says scientist who somehow gets paid for studying plant sweat
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(Morning Call)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues after police mistake "geogacher" for "terrorist"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Someone will win the largest Powerball jackpot of $365 million dollars this Saturday. It just won't be you
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(The Sunday Monitor, Uganda)
 
 
 
Little boy raised by monkeys is now a grown man living among humans. Likes to play guitar, wants to build a house and get married, but is having difficulty finding a woman who also enjoys throwing feces
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(Islam Online)
 
 
 
Norway remains strong, refuses to buckle under intimidation and stands up for free speech. Just kidding, they've criminalized blasphemy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"This begs the question of why married men go to prostitutes (rather than buying from their wives, who presumably will be low-cost providers, considering that they can sell nonreproductive sex without compromising their marriage)."
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Olympic teams from around the world appreciate Italy's ready supply of porno vending machines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dancing tree suspended. Alcohol cited
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man who broke into girlfriend's house (just to talk) and caught her with another man (was shocked), didn't mean to stab the other man (pure accident) or cut the phone line when man tried to call for help (the screaming was distracting)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RIAA now says that ripping CDs you own to your iPod or making backups of these CDs is not fair use
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A dragon, a flagon and owls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor allows hunters to kill deer on church property, organizes prayer vigil for slain deer. Congregation not amused
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
African child loves his "World Champion Seahawks" t-shirt
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cop who moonlights as a comedian may be fired after the bit about pleasuring a dog and abusing children
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idiot tax crusader Irwin Schiff, who built career on telling people paying taxes was "voluntary," claims he's mentally ill when it comes to his trial. If you took one of his seminars, you might want to try the same thing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Today's "massive air and sea rescue operation launched because of TV's SOS signal" story brought to us by Plymouth, England
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Comptroller, 84, makes woman "walk again." For encore, brings forth juniper berries and makes Simon the Holy Man speak after 18 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How to bury your dead: Reuters guide for the killer-to-be
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian prosecutors exhume body of singer after 39 years, conclude he's still dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. now ranked sixth in that game where you hit the ball with your foot that no one watches
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Dogs found unable to move because of hair. With scary pic
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(Example/inspiration)
 
 
 
Create a Rube Goldberg machine
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mom and daughter each have a baby within 90 minutes of each other in the same room. This creepy story brought to you by Utah
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Clan MacFarlane goes to war over Cow Island, vow not to brush teeth until it is reclaimed from Australian immigrant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's issue of "Hypothetical News Daily," Cheney could be indicted if the guy he shot ends up dying
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Wed February 15, 2006
(monkeybort)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 41: "What's on my horizon?" Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(Newswatch50)
 
 
 
When committing armed robbery, do not look directly into the camera (with close-up picturey goodness)
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Gretchen Bleiler wins the gold in the halfpipe. And also did a shoot for FHM in 2004. Everyone wins (safe for work)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
What a lightning strike looks like from 20 meters away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "L O S T" discussion thread
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arson trial interrupted as electrical fire showered judge with sparks while fire chief was testifying
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Church claims door shows face of Jebus. Farker's inspection says it looks like Akbar, or a vagina, take your pick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq state television runs ads appealing for release of American hostage Jill Carroll. Unfortunately, advertisements run during translated "According to Jim" reruns, resulting in no one seeing them
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(Thank you Runa!)
 
 
 
Absolutely hysterical "Llama Song" parody, featuring Sawyer and Locke. I was once an airplane
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's "house of filth and animals" story courtesy of trailer in Central Florida (with photos)
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Train crashes into a truck carrying liquid propane. Nearby residents didn't know it was the latest Jerry Bruckheimer movie
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Today's weirdest political battle brought to you by the letter H. No really, they are fighting over an H
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A device for curing ADHD. Or curbing masturbation -- you be the judge
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Looking back on it, it probably wasn't a good idea to email nude photos to other faculty members, especially if you're the principal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Irony, thy name is Clinton
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(sploid.com)
 
 
 
Person posts ad on Craigslist for "Jesus lookalike." Religious outrage ensues
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(Some Accuser)
 
 
 
Happy John Frum Day. May he bring you much cargo
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Kraft makes strides in grating cheese dispute
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
China extending its violent crackdown on political dissidents to new places. Places like Atlanta
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(EPI)
 
 
 
While Townhall editorialists wear their rose-colored glasses, the rest of us look at the real numbers on the economy
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Remember when the FBI director promised that the government wouldn't abuse a law requiring cellphones to report their location?
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge manatee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oil falls below $60 a barrel. Surely we can blame this on the oil companies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart required to carry day-after pill. Will stock next to "Tribulation Force" books
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(grandforksherald)
 
 
 
IRobot shares fall 21 percent. Will Smith not expected to return for sequel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim will keep new name, after city of Anaheim declines to appeal decision. New name, considered slightly excessive, will now be Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Who Can Suck It
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these girls and their plunger
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Deadline for inclusion on the "Do Not Call" list set for next Tuesday
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Police consulting psychics in Florida kidnapping. If this strategy falls through, they plan to contact USA Network to get in touch with Johnny Smith and Adrian Monk to solve the case. The Florida trifecta is complete
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Serbian man, unaware of Viagra, inserts pencil into his penis to keep it erect. Hospitalarity quickly ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brazil jumps head-first into Haitian voting scandal, demanding that leading candidate be declared victor. This should do wonders for stabilizing the area, says Brazilian Major General Mistakeypoo Unlikelypants
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Japanese kids progressively getting fatter. Trend halted in teen years, when Japanese populace typically discovers cigarettes
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Having run out of titanium rods during surgery, Dr. Macgyver was forced to improvise and hillarity did ensue
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Grave Pee Gran" makes her first court appearance. The Sun? There
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
On the brighter side of things, Hamas: "We drink Jews' blood"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Queen dishes out da bling to London bombing heroes
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(Longmont FYI)
 
 
 
Man who chuckled when Cheney accidentally shot a friend is accidentally shot by a friend
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Court rules that a police officer testifying "I think she was speeding" is not proof beyond a reasonable doubt
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Israeli site organises their own anti-Semitic cartoon contest. "It's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian minister passes out free t-shirts emblazoned with prophet Mohammad cartoons. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fifty-seven percent of parents are fine with the amount of math and science taught in schools, the other 63 percent not so sure
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Israeli security forces kill 20-year-old Palestinian in wheelchair. The twist: He was mentally disabled, shouting at them and someone had the brilliant idea of giving him a toy gun
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Columnist says we'd all be a lot happier if we came to grips with the fact that the Internet will, one day, offend us all
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland considers making spoof movie version of "24" in same style as "Airplane"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
New trade figures show America is awash in Canadian beer
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Turns out there's even more in McDonald's fries than previously thought -- like blood. Manager blames worker's cut. Customer sues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC discovering that Americans don't care about two-man luge or 4.5 km team Nordic combined
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(AP)
 
 
 
FOX news gets the first shot at Cheney later this afternoon
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(Zoomie Times)
 
 
 
Joint Special Operations Commander, Army Maj. Gen. Stanley McChrystal, will get a third star. Terrorists everywhere better get in their hidey-holes. Special Operators are about to get a alot more autonomy in kicking your ass
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(Town Hall)
 
 
 
This month's "economy's in stellar shape but the media doesn't care" report brought to you by the letters T, A, X, C, U, T, S, W, O, R and K
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Latest Abu Ghraib yearbook released (some NSFW)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New game for baby boomers predicts whether they will die within the next five years with 81 percent accuracy, includes questions such as "are you planning a hunting excursion with Dick Cheney?"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco Zoo's animal-sex tour includes such highlights as an elephant with a penchant for 18-wheeler truck tires, a zebra that is infatuated with a giraffe and Cobby the Chimp, who is fond of his keepers' rubber boots
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kyrgyzstan wnts mr mny fr mltry bs rnt
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Palm Beach County, famous for their confusing butterfly ballots, have moved on to education by confusing thousands of high school students with perplexing test-answer sheets
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man hospitialized after falling off the Peter Pan ride at Disney World. Wasn't thinking happy thoughts at the time
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Teen has her prosthetic leg stolen... twice. Dr. Kimble wanted for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson releases gay cowboy song, "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)"
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(NJ 101.5)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania to New Jersey: You're not allowed to come over 'til you clean your room. New Jersey to Pennsylvania: Suck it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Terrorism list grows to 325,000 names, soon to include entire Iraqi population
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hurricane victims spent their money on porn, tattoos and massages. The Smoking Gun is there
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brian meets long-lost twin who just happens to be president of Finland. Hilarity ensues
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(This is Devon)
 
 
 
Charity begins at home, but not usually by letting a drug addict sell all your possessions
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(9News)
 
 
 
A search warrant still trumps a sign on your door reading, "Do not open door and let anyone in. Stolen Stuff visable," even if you're stupid enough to put it up
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High school student Paul Kim sends roses to every female student in his class. Look for follow-up article next week, "Paul Kim gets beaten like circus monkey over magnanimous gesture by boyfriends of girls in Class of 2007"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton flour-bombed by PETA for wearing fur
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With all other problems facing the U.S. solved, Democrats focus their attention on forcing Cheney to publicly explain his hunting accident
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Man who survived nine heart attacks shovels snow. /\../\../\_____/\../\../\ Make that 10
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New armor technology allows downhill skiiers to fulfill their Spiderman hopes and dreams
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Flash mob of 1,000 have pillow fight in San Francisco
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(MosNews.com)
 
 
 
Dozens of snowmen line up in the Moscow streets (pic)
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Super Bowl ring: $5,000. Platinum bracelet and diamond earrings: $100,000. Losing bling during strip-club fight: PRICELESS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on the Trail 103.3 with Scott Hawk in Missoula, MT around 7:45 a.m. MST
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Thieves rob sporting goods store. Newsier: During store hours. Fark: Oblivious customers continue shopping while automatic weapons are locked and loaded
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this closeup giraffe
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise sends irate email to Drew? Boing Boing is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Question: If Cheney shooting "victim" dies, should Cheney be charged with manslaughter? LGN
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dad decides to recall his youth by egging strangers' house. Is surprised to discover how much times have changed when youths promptly pour from house and stab him to death
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Highway line-painters too lazy to clean storm gutters, paint around yard debris. The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wannabe model/bandit
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man convicted of boinking a sheep must register as sex offender. He's a baaaad man
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Several volunteer firefighters spontaneously erupt into ass-kicking contest while battling house fire. Ron Howard tenatively titles film "Backdraft Asskick: Electric Boogaloo"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police officer accused of playing with himself in patrol car has defence shot down by witness. "I do know the difference between a mobile telephone and a penis"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Crystal River police on the lookout for joker who stole a giant ear from hearing specialist outdoor display. With photo of remaining ear
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Study in Utah finds that the average Mormon weighs 4.6 pounds more than the guy in Utah who is not a Mormon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Government goes looking for thousands of unaccounted-for MREs distributed to Katrina victims and military personnel, finds them on Ebay
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Tue February 14, 2006
(Times Herald Record)
 
 
 
News: Jilted ex-girfriend gets in fight with new girlfriend. More news: With a knife. Fark.com: In the jewelry section at Wal-Mart
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian man arrested for allegedly stealing over 50,000 two-dollar coins from the Australian Mint using his work boots and lunch box
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(Some Hacker)
 
 
 
"Until a man is 25, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfarker in the world." Ten best scifi films that were never made
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(PhysOrg)
 
 
 
Science builds a better rose, still no cure for cancer
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(eBay)
 
 
 
The Geo Metro "General Lee-Roy"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fisher says Fed won't let inflation raise "ugly head." Apparently Fisher walks to work
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Democrats' 2008 campaign strategy: "Republicans are fat." May also try "Republicans suck" and "God hates Republicans"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Couple celebrates 60th anniversary by returning to same hotel, shows hotel staff $7.00 receipt. Hotel allows them to stay again -- for $7.00
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Mets to have 1986 world championship team reunion. No word on when they take a road trip to the various prisons
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(Editor&Publisher)
 
 
 
Boca Raton paper confuses WWE storyline with real life. Reporter who wrote story to be reassigned to White House
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman gets three years probation for digging a hole on public property, and a stern lecture on not helping her husband bury anymore murder victims
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Truck full of live chickens overturns on Delaware highway. Dinner is served
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Did you get the "For the One I Love" Hallmark card for your Valentine? So did everyone else in America
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(WKYC-TV)
 
 
 
Driver lets "seeing-eye pitbull" take Greyhound bus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone dingo
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(Life and Style)
 
 
 
Tom and Katie to split. Next time make sure she's OT III before implanting a thetan
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Teenagers break into house, feel so comfortable there that they order pizza
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burger King grimaces as McDonald prepares hamburglary of the Burger "King" ad campaigns
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(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Roof top "booglar" robs store, leaves illiterate message on store whiteboard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Centipede King" and "Scorpion Queen" married in Thailand. Friends say their marriage has legs, although the bride is sting-y *Submitter ducks thrown tomatoes*
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to that age-old story problem: If a first-grader is caught with 100 baggies of marijuana in her locker, what is the ratio of detention for her vs. the number of years her parents will spend in jail?
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(SumoLounge)
 
 
 
New sponsor Sumo Lounge wants to know what farkers think the best use for their Sumo Omni chair is. Voting enabled, winner gets a free chair of their choice. Hot blond chick not included (sponsored link)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Matilda, the world's oldest chicken, is dead at 16. Will now be used to make the world's stringiest chicken fingers
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(KRON4.com)
 
 
 
Bad: You decide to crucify yourself. Worse: You nail your own hand to the cross. Fark.com: You didn't plan how to nail your other hand to the cross
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The reasons men get married and stay married, and how housework is directly related to their sexual satisfaction. Bingo
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Funeral interrupted when the "deceased" phones his daughter to complain that nobody is visiting him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese women discover what American men have known for decades: Buying obligatory gifts for Valentine's Day sucks
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Teens who brought shotgun to settle "financial dispute" but shot their own car instead are arrested after police confirmed that none of them was the vice president
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roses are red, violets are blue: Fark Valentine Competition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer shot by Dick Cheney has heart attack. Well, that's one way to not focus on being shot in the head
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Main index to 2006 SI bikini issue pics. Rebecca Romijn is looking pretty rough (SFW)
 
(ME Times)
 
 
 
German Muslim Institute invites Iranian president to visit Auschwitz, says the fact that the president of an Islamic state repeated Nazi anti-Semitism was harmful to the image of Islam and "a disgrace for all the world's Muslims"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cheney getting more flack for disregarding basic hunting rules than invading Iraq
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
The "heart" symbol is actually a representation of a woman's bum
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(Portsmouth Herald)
 
 
 
Fat woman, who sued Southwest Airlines for racial discrimination and lost, now claims jury was racially biased
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA demands Cheney take up nonviolent sport. Duke Sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" cost the military $363 million over 10 years, according to the Department of Made-Up Statistics Pulled Out of Someone's Butt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper blogs about the exciting new world of vagina rejuvenation
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(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
Epping, New Hampshire official calls another official a "camel toe." Newspaper has hard time explaining what it means
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Sheriff fines Cheney $100 for only wounding lawyer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart and "The Daily Show" have a "blast" with Dick Cheney -- Monday, Feb 13. (some NSFW ads)
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Naked Rambler still walking across Britain on the installment plan, still getting arrested every few miles
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(SI.com)
 
Boobies
 
Maria Sharapova's layout in the SI swimsuit issue (safe for work)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy forbidden to bring cardboard "Leafs No. 1" sign into Toronto Maple Leafs game because security considered it "a weapon," as well as an embarassing falsehood
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(CBS2Chicago.com)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for leaving elderly mother at casino. "I'd like to put my mom on 17-black" heard at roulette wheel
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Judge Judy marks 10th year of browbeating indignant minorities on television
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Coroner on Chris Penn's death: "There is absolutely no indication that this is anything but an accident"... except for the cocktail of subscription drugs we found in him
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Urban legends for Valentine's Day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Orleans may let 4000 accused felons go because they don't have enough public defenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dumb: You're bored and eyeballing a folding bed. Dumber: You decide to tie yourself to it. Fark: The police have to rescue you after you get trapped
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Canadians having more and more virtual sex. Especially when it takes 45 minutes to get fully undressed this time of year
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(Lawrence Journal World)
 
 
 
KU chancellor speaks in front of legislature to urge them to pass the education budget. Genius legislators ask him about Ann Coulter being pie-faced and if any illegal immigrants go to KU
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Penis surgery: The long and short of it
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(Malkin)
 
 
 
The line between MSNBC and Comedy Central is becoming blurred, says correspondent Ted Hitler
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(Some Collegian)
 
 
 
Man, who masturbated onto computer and chair in library calls accusations "witch hunt." "For him to conclude that I have the ejaculatory capacity to hit the screen is ludicrous. At 48, I don't have the distance"
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(WND)
 
 
 
UW student senate rejects memorial to alum and WWII Medal of Honor winner Pappy Boyington because a man who shot down enemy planes is not the type of person to represent the school
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Snow rage" incident reminds us that people who tack "rage" onto other words should be beaten severely
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Priest in Germany confesses sins, then hands over machine gun and grenade to police. How he'll protect us from the headcrabs in Ravenholm now is anybody's guess
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds that pizza-topping preferences may indicate ideal dating partners. For instance, men prefering onions should date women prefering onions, whereas men prefering double-cheese, super-supreme thick crust should date Starr Jones
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(WIBC.com)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein declares hunger strike. Judge adjourns court for two weeks hoping problem might solve itself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal agent arrested for performing "My Ding-a-Ling" in sign language at the food court in the mall
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney in trouble with law. Not for shooting hunting partner, but for failing to buy $7.00 Texas hunting stamp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share your worst and/or most embarassing Valentine's Day story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
KFC burns after rioters mistake Colonel Sanders for a depiction of mohamed
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC snow-plow driver arrested after it was discovered he was plowed before he even got behind the wheel
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(Some salaryman)
 
 
 
Shout out to UK workers: February 24th is Work Your Proper Hours Day. Check out early, and smell the slack
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Student falls down stairs to his death. Friends put him on couch and keep partying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bald eagle about to be removed from the Endangered Species list. And thank Jebus, since them's good eatin'
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(wlbt)
 
 
 
Robber drops cellphone at scene of the crime, police call numbers in phone and photo ID him
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Back in my day, if a terrorist was plotting to blow up an oil refinery, he at least made sure that the oil refinery still existed. Now get off my lawn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Kane County, IL to start program to aid the invisible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tests show shopping-cart handles and mice at Internet cafes are the most bacteria-ridden public items
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry. Lou Ferrigno becomes sheriff's deputy
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Wayne Gretzky's gambling investigation compared to the crucifixtion of Jesus
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(Arena Bowl the Game)
 
 
 
Design a game that never needed to be made in the first place
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(IrieRadio.com)
 
 
 
Drew will be on the Rude Awakening Show this morning at 9:45 EST. Geraldo Rivera will be his lead-in. Need we say more? Call in at 1-877-723-9626
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(KETV.com)
 
 
 
City bans hopscotch games on public sidewalks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood's most memorable movie kisses
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Valentine's Day cards that aren't quite as friendly as a Hallmark (some NSFW)
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Man puffs his chest out and yells at panhandler, promptly has his chest knocked back in by her fellow beggars
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Charter jet carrying rocker Meat Loaf shoots off runway due to excessive weight. Insert knee-jerk "Round Mound of Sound" joke here
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(WLTX.com)
 
 
 
Man builds Old West town in his backyard, says he's your huckleberry (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new meaning to "Threat Operations Center"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The official police report from Cheney's hunting snafu. The Smoking Gun is there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mafia Wife" wants to sue HBO because the Sopranos copied her family's life. Tony, like her husband, had ducks in the pool
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush wears bright orange sticker to state fair, explains "I'm a little concerned that Dick Cheney is going to walk in"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Beer company constructs 30-foot catapults to pelt beer gods with barley
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Mon February 13, 2006
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If your life is empty enough, you can be one of the fast-growing numbers of people who throw birthday parties for their pets
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Chocolate lounges offer chocolate, chitchat, and a place to watch your ass grow at an unprecedented rate
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
HIV-positive woman leaves unbelievable tale of debauchery in her wake after arrest for recklessly risking a bunch of people with HIV infection
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official "24" discussion thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's dog just burped, and it sounded like she said, "in nomine Eos." Are they going to die?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Sitcom situations for Mohammed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Figuring enough time has passed that the topic is now funny, Chertoff jokes that the problem with hurricanes isn't preparedness, it's precipitation that fails to be mathematically averaged across the country
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian researchers set out to prove that money can't buy happiness or dingwobble or whatever they call it down there
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Sheriff defends practice of undercover detectives receiving sexual favors at massage parlors to win convictions. Shortly thereafter, precinct applications increase sevenfold
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In addition to having more fat than previously thought, McDonald's fries also contain potential allergens. On the plus side, they're still completely unhealthy for you. Wait, that's not good either
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Only in Florida can you lose two inmates inside the prison
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(Hammertime!)
 
 
 
From the WTF files: Breakdancing still popular in some parts of the world
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(E&P)
 
 
 
How the media broke the Cheney hunting-accident story. That would be the evil mainstream media
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Epileptics ready to have a fit if they hear one more joke told about them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kellogg celebrates 100th year in business, and eighth consecutive year of screwing the consumer by not making Frosted Apple Pop Tarts any more. *Submitter shakes fist at sky*
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Those annual physicals at your doctor's office? Useless. Turn your head and cough
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Senior-citizen causes autobahn shut down after driving 30 miles in the wrong direction, the whole time flashing his headlights at all the morons driving the wrong way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Columnist loved Jesus when He was still underground, before he started endorsing politicians and putting out concept albums
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Stolen 30-foot climbing wall recovered. Turns out it was just trying to get the hell outta Memphis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hunter shot in arm when hunting buddy mistakes his elbow for a big, round, orange squirrel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears will lead this year's Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans. Kids at festivities will be discouraged from hitting her with broomsticks to get delicious candy
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio State Highway Patrol officers are now trying to improve safety instead of meet ticket quotas. "We can't arrest the public into compliance." Roadtripping Steelers fans unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sarah and Jim Brady waste a whole press release explaining that Dick Cheney is an idiot, so guns are bad
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(Tufts Observer)
 
 
 
Phish fans outraged after inflammatory remarks in college newspaper describe their music as "generic and shallow." Respond by posting comments that are harrasing and homophobic, burning newspaper offices on dozens of campuses
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Citing the "just take a look around you" argument, South Carolina education-standards committee rejects evolution
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(E!Online)
 
 
 
Police arrest Scott Stapp following his wedding. Reportedly charged with impersonating a heterosexual
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(New York Metro)
 
 
 
"Fark: A frenetic mix of 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' tidbits and dorky Photoshop contests"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
esrever ni snur niarb ruoY
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New Zealand's bra fence will not be removed, despite the dozens of complaints from that one guy. Political correctness twirls its Snidely Whiplash mustache, promises to be back again one day
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest figures show humans are winning the battle against sharks. Boo-yah, baby
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(wkyc.com)
 
 
 
Golf cart thief admits to consuming alcohol that day
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Falsifying your resume is about to become illegal in Washington state
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(Free Republic)
 
 
 
Republicans were very concerned with abuses of the FISA court and warrantless wiretapping... when Clinton was president, that is
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Wonkette is looking for interns. Sexually explicit blog optional, but encouraged
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Fark and PartyPoker.com team up to host the first Fark Tournament on February 23rd. Free entry, $3,000 in prizes. Drew will play to win as well. DIT. Signup code: Win3000
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