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Sun January 29, 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With VA funding being cut again, stop buying those silly stickers for your car and do something that truly supports the troops
source: veteransforcommonsense.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(261)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish cop wins world "Mince and Tatties" cook-off, credits his win to his own secret sauce. "There is just one ingredient that maybe isn't in your traditional recipe, but I'm keeping it to myself," he says triumphantly
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(42)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
China bans Brokeback Mountain because apparently, it has a homosexual subtext
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Some Fashion Maven)
 
 
 
Galliano's "Guillotine Chic" designed with recent Paris riots in mind. That's haute
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool pic of the Horsehead Nebula taken in Camden, NC
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(58)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Any pic of an erupting volcano with auroras intersecting the plumes of smoke and taken by a guy named Sigurdur H. Stefnisson must be cool
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Portsmouth Herald)
 
 
 
New store offers among other things, 800 bottles of wine, 300 types of cheese, and a build-your-own six-pack of specialty beer
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(69)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High school student builds WWII-era German pulse jet engine for extra credit
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(63)
 
(LTVNews.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fire traps 70 workers in Saskatchewan potash mine
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas makes it about a week into the political process before becoming the butt of Palestinian jokes. Is sick of constituents calling asking how many terrorists it takes to screw in a light bulb
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(132)
 
(wtol.com)
 
 
 
Several inmates, prison guards injured after someone pulls the old "draw a swastika on the sleeping guy's forehead" gag
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(36)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
New Jersey governor keeps campaign promise to keep government open and publicly contemplate ideas, promptly gets raked over the coals by both parties for doing just that
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(55)
 
(Town Online)
 
 
 
Some might think American tourists donning Viet Cong camouflage and rifles to explore 250 km of tunnels under Saigon is just a Tet Offensive
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(99)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
Billionaire white defendant complains too few blacks in Alabama jury pool
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush claims that Bill Clinton has become so close to his dad that he is like part of the family
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(201)
 
(Some Foetus)
 
 
 
Kansas abortion supporters hold "chili for choice" fundraiser. "Dialing for D&C" and "Pennies for Partial-Birth" in the works
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(404)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Subway unexpectedly introduces new drive-through location with help of drunk teen driver
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Diver)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high diver
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(120)
 
(Some Slider Addict)
 
 
 
White Castle taking reservations for Feb 14th candle light dinner
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(112)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man makes six-to-15 year mistake after passing out drunk in vehicle, next to school, while carrying two ounces of packaged cocaine
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Scientists find frozen methane gas deposits on seafloor off California coast, leading to discovery of ancient Atlanteans' intricate network of Taco Bells
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(109)
 
(JustJared)
 
 
 
Serena Williams likes to shop with enough crack to supply a Harlem neighborhood
source: justjared.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Eco-vigilantes are competing with one another to see who can deflate the most European SUV tires on a given night, and apparently, it isn't against the law for them to do so
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italian PM promises no sex until next election in April. Gary Hart wonders aloud why he didn't try that
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Nova)
 
 
 
The Earth's magnetic field may soon flip 180 degrees - Here comes the science
source: pbs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(Courier News)
 
 
 
Fast food chains driving to speed up their drive thru service. Do you want fries with this link?
source: courierpostonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
National ID cards will not stop terrorism
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Some Sleepwalker)
 
 
 
Now Drew won't trip over empties during midnight beer runs. Why? Slippers with headlights, of course
source: comforthouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Army forces 50,000 soldiers into extended duty. What's is this "Thin Green Line" that's about to snap of which you speak?
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(351)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baby girl found floating in a lake in a plastic bag. Sword named "Excalibur" strangely missing
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How the USA fell out of love with its cars
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(368)
 
(Enquirer)
 
 
 
TV shows like CSI educating killers in ways to destroy evidence at their crime scenes
source: news.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dairy farmer introduces water beds for cows. "Cow comfort is highly related to milk production and overall health"
source: rutlandherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple so terrorized by terrier that they had to rent hotel rooms to sleep together (with pic of Yorkie-whipped trio)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
British school forbids students from raising their hands in class to fight "victimization"
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
10,800 schoolchildren set Guinness record for simultaneous toothbrushing. This world record was not brought to you by Britain
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 100 best companies to work for
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
ABC Nightly News co-anchor, Bob Woodruff, and cameraman injured by roadside bomb in Iraq
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Robber stabs broke victim in right asscheek, and fuel deliveryperson gets punched in the mouth by irate dumptruck driver. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow
source: bradenton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A romantic taste test of the new Jones Soda Valentine pack
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paintings and sketches by Adolf Hitler to be auctioned in Britain after 70 years in a Belgian attic
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(320)
 
(trackertrail.com)
 
 
 
For those of you who may find themselves stranded someday with a sugarholic. How to make a fire with a can of Coke and a chocolate bar
source: trackertrail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Energy Bulletin)
 
 
 
That nigh-bottomless well of Kuwaiti oil? Yeah ...ah ... not so much
source: energybulletin.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Egotastic!)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson experiences her first walk of shame, not counting after her honeymoon
source: egotastic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having done such a bang-up job of running industries here on Earth, Russia to embark on strip-mining the Moon
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis city ordinance would allow police to seize cars that thump their tunes too loud. Alderwoman says that when "you're in bed, you fall out", apparently not knowing a good time when she has one
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Sir Theo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knight in shining armour
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(75)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese couples fark only 45 times a year, and the problem is chronic masturbation, says sex doc who rubbed seven out in one night
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reporter discovers that kids may post naked pictures of themselves on Myspace. Ric Romero unavailable for comment
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsey Lohan gets tattoo reminding her to breathe during asthma attack. No word yet on whereabouts of John G
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Humuhumunukunukuapuaa no longer state fish of Hawai'i, will donate extra A's, U's to Kyrgyzstan
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(MSN Movies)
 
 
 
Kate Moss chased by photographers, turns sideways and disappears
source: movies.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 


Sat January 28, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NASA's top climatologist claims Bush administration has tried to silence him
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
I'm confused. I'm a Fark nubie. If I submit a question, and it doesn't get selected to make the board, does anyone ever see it? If this doesn't make it, I still won't know. Jeeze
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1256)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
YMCA bans mothers from breastfeeding at the pool because the lifeguards stop watching the water
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish girls win the under-15 world's drinking championship
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(The Massey Pre-nup)
 
 
 
The billionaire divorces of the century, with pics of factory re-certified trophy wives
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Most stars in the galaxy are born alone, live out their lives in isolation, and make most of their income in tips
source: newscientistspace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Third rule of fight club: Don't let your Mom find the video tape that gets you and 17 other suspended
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Alaskan)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fence-jumping moose
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only in Texas: Car passenger involved in the robbery of $50 from convenience store gets sentenced to 25 years in prison
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Whoa.)
 
 
 
The coolest yet most vertigo-inducing pic you'll see all day: A view of Earth from a futuristic Space Elevator
source: mondolithic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oscar winner Charlize Theron reveals she gets turned down for action roles because her boobs are too small
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Top 25 censored news stories of 2005
source: commondreams.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(592)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
George Clooney as the movie version of Magnum P.I.
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Intelligent ovens-of-the-future are finally here today, will mostly be used to provide piping hot TV dinners to work-weary geeks the second they walk through the door
source: blogs.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nas makes peace with former rival Jay-Z, signs with his label and says he has a peace-building mind-set now. In other news, Nas is broke and will say or do anything for money
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnnie Cochran Middle School, where children are taught "if you don't stay in school, you're uncool," other catchy phrases, and all the words that rhyme with "acquit"
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First photo of face transplant woman
source: sundaytimes.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Pentagon's plan to reduce military families' stress includes sending a ''laughter instructor" to their home and teach them "to laugh for no reason"
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
American public enjoys watching celebrity sex tapes. In other news, the sky is blue, Duke sucks, and Drew likes beer
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Microsoft Watch)
 
 
 
Microsoft to skip second beta version of Vista. What could possibly go wrong?
source: microsoft-watch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Warrior found buried in attack position, no sign of mattress tied to his back
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hurricane Wilma was good for one thing -- shark sex. Giving us such horrible statements from aquarium personnel as "When the aquarium's rockin, don't come knockin"
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pet iguana turns on a faucet while its owner was away, flooding his and the apartments below
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scorpion survives 15 months in plaster. Drew, who regularly survives for 15 months being plastered, unimpressed
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Professor offers students a grade of B minus, NOT to show up for class. What could possibly go wrong?
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
High tech clothes washer invented that uses no water or detergents, unfortunately still not cool enough to get a man to use it
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
Average age (61) of small town's volunteer fire department has officials concerned about firefighters abilities to quickly put out fires, keep damn kids off the station's lawn
source: wluctv6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aaron Spelling solicits a blowjob from his caretaker, neglects to offer her a role in one of his shows, sexual harassment lawsuit ensues
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Parking meter repairman who supplemented $34,695 salary by stealing individual coins stuck in meter slots arrested with $8.50 in loose change in his pants
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Iran adds to Middle East fun-fest by promising to retaliate with missile strikes if attacked
source: jpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(402)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Roof collapse in Poland injures 500. You'd think 500 poles would be enough to hold it up
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A Fark tradition: Photoshop the screaming Miss America
source: homepage.mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Acero Rings)
 
 
 
Post your best/wildest/funniest/craziest wedding story. Can include bachelor/bachelorette parties as long as it's true. Winner gets a free ring. Sponsored by Acero Rings
source: acerorings.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Elevator plunges five stories, crashes, injures several passengers who failed to employ Pink Panther "Jump At Last Second" strategy
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 25 jobs from now until 2009
source: fastcompany.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After Bears brawl, FBI bans liquor at gun range. Porridge, honey, and forest fires are next
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Court rules man who downloaded porn can be charged as a pornographer for 'making' the material
source: news.monstersandcritics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians are too "hedonistic and intoxicated" to change political orientation overnight
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bail Bondsman claims his "God" signature shouldn't keep him from voting. "PennDOT accepted it on my driver's license. I have a credit card with it, It shouldn't be a problem."
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Indonesia braces for edited version of Playboy to hit the shelves. Images of bare ankles and midriffs may plunge country into nightmare of anarchy
source: helenair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Hamas unveils domestic plan. And by "domestic plan," I mean "hail of gunfire aimed at Fatah"
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paratroopers from the 82nd Airborne pose for gay porn website. I can't ask or tell you what could possibly go wrong
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Fetus)
 
 
 
Every holiday deserves a card. Photoshop the perfect National Sanctity of Life Day greeting card
source: whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(PhillyBurbs)
 
 
 
Robber returns to diner to complain about paltry take, demands more, shoots self in foot
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Mail delivery cancelled to village after health and safety inspector walks the postman's route and concludes even Chuck Norris isn't tough enough to deliver letters there
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a promo for the new television network: The CW
source: news.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Police rescue kidnapped woman by posing as Avon ladies. Rueful kidnappers vow never to open door to 6'4" Avon ladies with baritone voices and Adam's apples ever again
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(CBS News)
 
Video
 
Have your co-workers turned into Cookie Monsters trying to sell Girl Scout cookies for their daughters?
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 


Fri January 27, 2006
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Mortuary employees surprised to find that some people found their party in the autopsy room a little odd
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(TMC)
 
 
 
Man casually walks into building, rips the two lion heads off the wall, and walks out
source: themilwaukeechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New porn MMORPG to debut, Naughty America: The Game. You can now have e-sex with manginas. (Possibly not safe for work)
source: naughtyamericathegame.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Storm Track)
 
 
 
Mr. T's here to explain to you all about the new computer model the National Weather Service is about to use. Pay attention, fool
source: stormtrack.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man fired from £25,000 job after employers find he's done no work for four years. Hundreds of worried Farkers trying to make it look like they are working in 5 ... 4 ... 3
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Caption this picture
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frisbee-toting girl
source: ww2.lafayette.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(WLNS)
 
 
 
If busted for underaged drinking, don't create a website with photos of you drinking shots and flipping off the judge
source: wlns.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(266)
 
(MyTelus)
 
 
 
Texas woman pleads guilty to running up $76,000 in unpaid tolls, ordered to pay fine of $7,600. That'll learn her
source: mytelus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Frozen tsunami" crashes into Alaska. "It just looked like a big old mountain of ice," said local resident Joe Articulate
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
INS considers whether "cute butt" qualifies deported Playmate for re-entry on "extraordinary ability" status. (with video) Florida trumps blurred-out boobies
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Vatican considers plan to reach out to other religions, this time without broadswords and battle axes
source: kevxml2a.infospace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas: "We're entertainers. We're important. Everybody look at us"
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chevron profits up 20 percent, sets new record. Chevron spokesman tries to comment, but is pinned to the floor by the mountains of cash that fill every Chevron office
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(327)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Larry King's wife comes clean on his bedroom antics, includes the words "Indian outfit" and "chaps" and "doctor's sign-off". We'll be right back
source: entertainment.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Congressman's staff corrects "sloppy writing" in his Wikipedia entry, like the part where it mentioned that he broke his promise not to serve more than four terms
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(196)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ticker at US consulate in Cuba displays messages of freedom. Castro to block it with flags. Cuban people shrug, go back to eating their rations of beans and rice and fixing their 1957 Chevys
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Bad feedback for $3 eBay sale leads woman to new career in phone sex
source: lowellsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Waves
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After a decade of lobbying by students, Yale will finally supply soap for dormitory bathrooms
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Some Linux User)
 
 
 
Come support a good cause by drinking even better beer. February 11th, 7:00 p.m. at the Rock Bottom Brewery in Milwaukee (DIT)
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
On December new home sales: "Half of the homes sold for more than the median, the rest for less."
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Convert any IM chat thread or any text at all into instant online cartoons
source: realtechnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Playboy.com)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy announces search for Girls of MySpace (site not safe for work)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(450)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Inmate No. 1: "I'm bored, what do you wanna do?" Inmate No. 2: "I dunno, how about I tell CIA agents about a terrorism threat to blow up a major Chicago corporation?" Inmate No. 1: "Cool, what could possibly go wrong?"
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Japanese beer maker plans to give away 5,000 personal bartending bots, capable of pouring up to six beers and then afterwards rebuffing your drunken attempts to hit on it
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Porn capital of US sues Rockstar Games over pixellated nipple only l337 haXorz can "see."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hamas wants to meet Abbas. Apparently is a huge fan of "Dancing Queen" and "Fernando"
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Trident submarines enter the war on terror...because a) that pirate problem is getting worse or b) they are big holes in the water that allow congressmen to pour money into their districts?
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(USGS)
 
NewsFlash
 
Magnitude 7.7 earthquake off the coast of Indonesia
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(294)
 
(KCTV)
 
 
 
Only in Missouri can a strange guy go door to door offering to stab people with a needle for free and get takers
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(137)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Man takes a Hummer from Greek marines, is caught in the end
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(34)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bloodmobile driver charged with DUI. It probably only took about three beers, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four stunt artists hurt in "All My Children" accident; all expected to make miraculous recoveries from two-season comas
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(57)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Principal tackles gunman to protect her students. Don't mess with Texas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bolivian president cuts own salary in half, causing reevaluation of all salaries. Savings to go for more teachers and doctors
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker accidently fires gun inside state capitol building. Because everyone needs a gun in the state capitol building
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago repeals two-month ban on candy cigarettes. Says increased numbers of young addicts going through withdrawl at children's hospital not worth it
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Incredible chase plane video of the Stardust probe re-entry
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Girls' field hockey game between posh private school and public school ends in stick-swinging fracas and rich kids running for their lives to their school bus. The Sun is there
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Does Google censor?" article censored by Google
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(98)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne moves one step closer to posing nude
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(234)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Dog vs. hog: Smackdown in the swamp
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Beetle-juice? Some want juice-makers to say when they use beetle-derived food coloring. Food lobbyist disagrees, saying, "Lard is 'lard.' It doesn't say 'pork' after it. 'Milk' doesn't say 'from cow'"
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(AdFreak)
 
 
 
Kissing a smoker is like eating a dead rat. So say these gross (yet weirdly beautiful) anti-smoking ads from Washington State. With pics
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man loses fistfight with 18-wheeler, and suddenly it's "Maximum Overdrive" all over again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Final reminder: Worcester, MA Fark party, tomorrow night @ Ralph's Rock Club and Diner, 6:00 p.m.
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's sign that the Apocalypse is all but upon us, "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" to be made into TV series
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Tell me why I can't wave my penis at that referee"
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(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Citing job strain and wanting to spend more time with the family, guy who watches Punxsutawney Phil's shadow stepping down
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(33)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Rest easy, ye proud citizens of America, for this year's Super Bowl is being protected from the air by... the Canadian Air Force
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(241)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Average salary for an Australian CEO went from $514,000 in 1990 to $3.4 million in 2005
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(62)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Owner of missing cat calls in TV psychic (44)
 
(Some Aggie)
 
 
 
Texas A&M owns the trademark to the term "Twelfth Man," plans to send Seattle Seahawks cease-and-desist order to prevent them from using it
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(218)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Car drivin by Joaquin Phoenix loses brakes, runs off canyon road, overturns, collides with another vehicle. Gets out uninjured, yells "Ta daaa!"
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(111)
 
(KMBC)
 
 
 
Man fired for viewing porn at work gets his job back and gets a raise
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(88)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
San Diego "Biggest Loser" audition canceled due to huge crowd. Sometimes the headlines write themselves
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(49)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Octopus attacks submarine (with pics)
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(139)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kyrgyz prsdnt thnks tht hs cntry's plc r plnnng t kll hm
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What is the president saying?
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(295)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA to launch satellite made from empty space suit on February 3. My God, it's full of stars
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(81)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
California pet hotel offers dog-on-dog playtime for $8.00
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(39)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Just when you thought monkeys couldn't be any funnier, a monkeys-on-ice photo gallery emerges
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(60)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bird lovers setting mice free throughout neighborhood to catch glimpse of rare Northern Hawk Owl. Local homeowners not amused. YA RLY (with pic)
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mozart birthday fever grips Austria. Lets put another shrimp on the barbie
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British man completes "Holy Grail" of swimming, barely escaping the Bridge of Death, a killer rabbit and a sorcerer named Tim
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(51)
 
(Some Wooden Thing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wooden thing
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(112)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely alarm clocks
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(171)
 
(KETV)
 
 
 
Police investigating theft of eight gold bars from the center console of a car, leading to the question: Why would someone keep eight gold bars in their car?
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(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Germany lives up to its historic role of making the world a safer place by giving 10,000 guns to Afghanistan
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vandals paint town green, and police are probing a Viking connection
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Store owner fined $5,000 after painting his shop yellow
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(74)
 


Thu January 26, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sheep grow ultra-fine wool after listening to opera. Your dog wants Verdi
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russia planning to build a permanent base on the moon. Commander Koenig unavailable for comment
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(101)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists predicts other dimensions will be discovered soon. This will blow your mind
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(202)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 most powerful supercomputers in the world
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(128)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Stupid: Escaping jail. Stupider: You have less than 10 days left on the sentence. Stupiderer: Falling down the hill behind jail and having to call for help
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(37)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher offers contest: "Get better grades and win a date with me." What could possibly go wrong?
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(151)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Idiot attacks relative's car with a sword. There can be only one asshat son-in-law
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, the Space Shuttle Challenger did not explode on live TV with millions watching, instantly killing the seven astronauts aboard
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(423)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Spanish teacher shows "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" to class. Qué posiblemente sucederá mal?
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(151)
 
(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Russian soldier has penis amputated after hazing incident. Your dog wants out of the fraternity
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(79)
 
((Yahoo! for)
 
 
 
Many technological advances (DVDs, polaroid cameras, VHS, the Internet) succeeded solely for their pornographic capabilities. Discuss
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(134)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New Canadian PM already telling Americans they're on thin ice, so keep their heads up at the blue line
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(293)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Then: "Congress is preparing an investigation, and I will work with members of both parties to make sure this effort is thorough." Now: White House resists Katrina probe
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(154)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Basketball coach admits that signing Dennis Rodman to a one-game contract might be seen as a publicity stunt
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(23)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Nudist resort reaches out to college students by hosting strip-poker tournaments. Given looks of most nudists, winners get to ask losers to put clothes back on
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cletus succeeds in first new year's resolution: Be a monument of mediocrity and learn to say "hot ass" in Portugese
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(146)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's unveils plan under which any member of your family can work your mindnumbing, poorly-paid shift and endure the wrath of customers who would have asked for fries if they wanted them
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(115)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Man punches teacher because his daughter says the teacher was abusing her. Today: Turns out the little girl was lying
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(406)
 
(Some Off-balanced Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dudes having their well-balanced meal
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Toothless, two-legged crocodile ancestor that walked upright and had a beak instead of teeth discovered... in the basement of New York's American Museum of Natural History
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(122)
 
(KIRO7)
 
 
 
High-speed chase heading towards Canadian border prompts 20 Canadian guards to run away
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(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Kerry calls for Alito filibuster. Senator Kennedy calls for the bartender
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Senators McCain and Coburn send letter to every U.S. senator promising that they will challenge each and every pork project on the floor of the Senate
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(192)
 
(Cambridge Evening News)
 
 
 
Hooker bit man's penis after he couldn't pay
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(142)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "mannequin in the HOV lane" story brought to you by Denver
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(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Reaching all-time career low, Dennis Rodman voted off UK Big Brother
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Birth-control pills do not cause weight gain. Women scramble for new excuse
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(352)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge who gave child molestor 60-day sentence will increase it to at least three years after well-deserved public outcry
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(195)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities unearth world's largest underground bong
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(295)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Colorado the latest state attempting to stop trees from marrying donkeys
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(775)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Starving woman curses god, dies in her sleep. Nobody f*cks with the Jesus
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(142)
 
(KTEN)
 
 
 
♫ Ooooooooooklahoma where the naked guy is running 'round the campus ♫
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small-time rocker tries to pee on Lars Ulrich, would have received a "Hero" tag if he had been successful
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(173)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Beer store wraps new beer cases in plain brown paper to protect customers from seeing naked cartoon people and phrases like "Hedonism Ale -- an orgy of ingredients"
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(119)
 
(Trip|Kore)
 
 
 
Complete upcoming movie sequel list: 176 movies, 27 of which are "Land Before Time"
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(309)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oprah finally swears off Frey book. Makes no promises about fried food
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(205)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sayid from "Lost" somehow reaches the Australian Open final round (with pic)
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(182)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Woman sets up video camera to catch burglar stealing her perscription pain killers, catches the sportcaster on the 11 o'clock news in the act
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(131)
 
(NJ 101.5)
 
 
 
Welcome to the registrar's office at Seton Hall University. For applications, press one. For hot steamy phone sex, press two
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(63)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Couple convicted of fraud for promising strippers rides to work, then not taking them
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Thailand authorities to fine or possibly imprison anyone caught wearing fake braces
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(102)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Giant pirate parade in Tampa this weekend. Beer sponsor pulls out, so only liquor will be sold. What could possibly go wrong?
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(139)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Cingular patents the emoticon :-(
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(312)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Jaded work crew really impressed by giant 60-pound beaver carcass. "Maybe it just fell off Kirstie Alley"
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(67)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man whose family was found shot dead shortly after he left the country ran Internet fraud schemes and a site called "deep hot sex" -- which coincidentally is what the magic 8-ball predicts in his future
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(54)
 
(Daily Bruin)
 
 
 
Employers passing on students with saucy "Facebook" pages, nor are they willing to meet Garret Bushong at Locker No. 3
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(246)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Belgian military launches slimming campaign for troops after obesity rate swells to 14 percent. Dewey Oxberger unavailable for comment
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience now accepts move to Sacremento
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(82)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
What will Stephen Harper's first act be as Prime Minister of Canada? Perhaps an act of war aganist the United States
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(558)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this butterfly
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(103)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Spider-Man joins Buzz Bunny and New Coke in corporate redesigns from hell
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(268)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Contractor attempts to remove oil tank from house by cutting it in half. Hilarity ensues
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(62)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
City council to use eminent domain to take other city councilman's property
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hamas wins Palestinian election, now has a mandate from the people to wage war. Hooray for democracy
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(1063)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Miner awakes from coma, sees his shadow. Six more weeks of mining accidents
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having sex right before a big speaking event helps calms the nerves, according to a new study
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(106)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
New car paint changes color with the temperature
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FDA to ban asthma inhalers due to ozone-damaging ingredient. Your dog wants to breathe
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(154)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Signs you may have compulsive shopping problem: You manage to spend $4,000 at a highway gas bar, and staff are so alarmed they call police to take you to a hospital
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three idiots facing drug charges after dropping a brick of cocaine out of the window of their house and at the feet of a passing police officer
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British scientists claim liquorice is better at fighting cavities than toothpaste. But really, who else would you expect to make such a claim?
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(73)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Military-style jet crashes into Alaskan trailer park, killing pilot, causing couple dozen dollars of damage
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(63)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 38: "The Geek-O-Sphere." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(163)
 
(Advocate.com)
 
 
 
Further proof that beggars can in fact be choosers: U.S. military has booted over 240 combat medics because of sexual orientation
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(267)
 
(Some Malamute)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doggie victory dance. Difficulty: Puppypuppypuppypuppypuppy
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(96)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
South Dakotans will soon be allowed to ride horses and bikes while drunk. What could possibly go wrong?
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover world's smallest fish. Now developing tiny deep fryer to make world's smallest chips (with world's smallest pic)
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers find million-year-old ice. Still searching for that million-year-old scotch
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packing a grenade in your suitcase is stupid, particularly when you're a flight attendant
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(34)
 


Wed January 25, 2006
(BBC)
 
 
 
Supreme Court issues stay of execution in Florida over concerns lethal injections may cause pain and suffering. U.S. executions may be history
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(342)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you thought Oakland Raiders fans dressed funny for games (with pic)
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(117)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
If you run a conservative blog with a comments section, and the media does an article that mentions your blog, you can be sure they're going to pick the one comment among 500 that's from the foulmouthed raving loony
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(263)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Media continues to prep public for draft
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(291)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
101 dumbest moments in business
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(81)
 
(KFOR-TV-DT)
 
 
 
Wildfire uncovers lost cemetery
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(41)
 
(Univ of Dayton Law School)
 
 
 
Professor ranks America's whitest law schools; calculates "excess whiteness" down to a tenth of a percent. Professor is apparently very thin-skinned: "It is a whiteness that is dangerous"
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(400)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MTV announces new organizational structure, although that does not mean more music videos and less Real World
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(132)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
California doctors develop a model for the spread of infectious diseases by using website that tracks dollar bills
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(89)
 
(Click 2 Houston)
 
 
 
Exxon leaks heavy, waxy lubricant over Texas town. Police reporting high incidence of "boom-chicka-bow-bow" music playing in neighborhood stereos
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(65)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Bush declines to deal with Hamas, saying: "A political party, in order to be viable, is one that professes peace, in my judgment"
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(612)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart, Costco and Target announce the roll-out of new fingerprint checkout scanners. Too bad 90 percent of them can be fooled by a simple Play-D'oh finger sold in aisle 7
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(257)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop somebody taking their job far too seriously
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(145)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Student says he asked Bush "Brokeback Mountain" question to keep him on his toes (not his knees)
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(344)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Carlos the Jackal is upset over having spent eight years of his jail sentence in France in solitary confinement. Apparently doesn't realize any other country would have executed him by now
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whistleblower reveals that Pentagon is buying $20 ice trays. Army argues you can't find combat-ready ice trays for less than that
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(169)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah to secede from the USA. Sound of crickets marks beginning of fight to get Utah back
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(227)
 
(KentuckyVotes.org)
 
 
 
Kentucky legislators to declare everything official
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Gossip columnists still have no idea who removed Katie Holmes' steamy sex scene from screening of her latest film, suspect it may be same person who gave her that mysterious frontal lobotomy
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Patients nationwide may have received transplants from tissue stolen from cadavers. Anyone experiencing a sudden urge to run amok in the countryside around the Frankenstein estate is asked to contact a physician
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's hard to believe, but Kevin Federline's rap album is not all that good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan is on a nationwide hunt for dozens of "radioactive dollars" circulating in the country's financial system. Hm. Money. Next to something radioactive long enough to get contaminated. In Kazakhstan. What could go wrong?
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The good news: West Virginia use video game to try to fight obesity. The bad news: They picked "Lode Runner"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Non-smokers are genetic mutants. Here comes the science
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NASA officials to start looking for extraterrestrials. Careful scientific analysis has revealed most likely place to find them to be an area called "Neverland Ranch"
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
After accusations of touchy-touchy, gynecologist is told by state regulators that he can continue to practice gynecology, he just can't treat women anymore. In other news, Florida has its first mangina specialist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ You'll look sweet ♫ upon the seat ♫ of a bicycle built for ♫ DEAAAAAATH
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Officials from Mexico denied they were trying to encourage greater migration into the United States by providing detailed maps that included roads and water stations and areas with cellphone reception beyond the Mexican border
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Scotland restricting children's haggis intake because they can somehow choke down enough of it to get fat
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Unlicensed driver crashes stolen car into tow truck in police parking lot. Sometimes the mountain comes to Mohammed
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(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Former "Village People" cop Victor Willis will get to stay at the J-A-I-L
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience rejects move to Sacramento, screws up perfectly good Fark headline
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, the law has a problem with keeping bears as pets, even those shown great care being fed pizza and Dr. Pepper. Damn Patriot Act
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tokyo man living with 10 women claims spell incantation makes him irresistable to women. Woman claims his incantation runs along the lines of "move in with me or I'll beat you up"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline that sounds like venereal diseases, but isn't: "Clijsters ousts Hingis"
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(85)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Blond-haired, blue-eyed Botswanan model sues Spamalot
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Worst mayonnaise party ever
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(112)
 
(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists create solar-powered molecular motor. Said to be good for operating nanovalves, propelling intelligent machines which destroy humanity
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(Neosho Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not often one hears a mother say "I'm just thankful my son likes Doritos"
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson wears women's clothes on Bahrain shopping trip
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(Fort Wayne Register)
 
 
 
Japan's newest vending machines can ID you for beer, dispense free Cokes in case of earthquake and help women put on makeup
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(97)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Citing confidentiality issues, White House refuses to release papers on Katrina. Your democracy wants accountabiltiy
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(WCVB)
 
 
 
New study says two-thirds of all college students have experienced sexual harassment. The other one-third was too drunk to remember
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icy warning sign
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(151)
 
(Double Agent)
 
Boobies
 
Alessandra Ambrosia one of the hottest models ever. Looks kind of like Cindy Crawford (sponsored link -- mostly Safe For Work)
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(272)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
"Boobies and bathing suits bad," say L.A. bigwigs. Booth babes banned
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(152)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Winston-Salem Fark party at Foothills Brewery on Jan. 27 at 7:00 p.m.
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(56)
 
(CBS4)
 
 
 
My Cousin Vinny turns into Raging Bull and unleashes Lethal Weapon of fists on Goodfella taking his picture
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(108)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Deadbeat parents win $450,000 lawsuit for being illegally strip-searched in jail, but won't see a penny -- the cash all goes to pay the child support they owe
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Mexican soldiers, driving Humvee armed with 50-cal. machine gun, help drug smugglers who got stuck in the mud. In Texas
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(L'INQ)
 
 
 
MPAA accused of making illegal copies of a film that "takes a critical look at the MPAA's film ratings system"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Why go to all the trouble of having a vasectomy when you can just get pulled over by the Miami police?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Best Western guest burglarizes hotel office, leaves note berating manager for poor service to room 427
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(25)
 
(wbir.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee "crack tax" brings in $2 million its first year. Crack tax?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wheelbarrow race
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Federal investigators say 2004 plane crash was due to complete lack of discipline in cockpit, evidenced by steady stream of jocular quips, laughter and more than 45 expletives
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists in Korea teach monkey to skate in two weeks, already taking calls from Toronto Maple Leafs' defence coach (with pics)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British couples cause £350 million in damage every year breaking things while having sex. Estimate does not take into account marriage vows and resulting divorce settlements
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You make one little joke about pulling the battleship USS New Jersey out of mothballs and the next thing you know the U.S. Supreme Court appoints a special master in a border dispute involving New Jersey and Delaware
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese government to Google: Suck it! Google to China: No problem
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Tue January 24, 2006
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Vermont Farm Show's judging for "best pickle in show" described as "intense" and "ruthless"
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(52)
 
(Philoneist)
 
 
 
Iris scanners installed at NJ elementary schools. Teachers, parents, staffers all have to be scanned. Children next?
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor Chris Penn found dead, no word on the whereabouts of Mr. Pink or Mr. Blonde
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(258)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Teen slugs his grandma because she won't buy him beer (with mug shot goodness)
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(250)
 
(NewsWatch50)
 
 
 
Motley Crue to get a star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Separate star for Tommy Lee's video exploits still in the works
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(59)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 10 consumer headaches
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(100)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
As soft-porn spreads, critics warn of its dangers. Here's the latest fearmongering by someone who probably can't watch a Three Stooges short without being thrown into a frenzy of analysis
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(212)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Furry underwear outlawed in Uzbekistan because authorities deemed it "too sexy." Right Said Fred unavailable for comment
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prisoner, jailed for drug offences, breaks out of prison because he couldn't stand the amount of drugs inside
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(21)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
ACLU stands up for another cherished freedom: Boys wearing skirts to school
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(392)
 
(Austin Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man files appeal, emotional plea after his best friend, the "devil dog," is ordered to be euthanized
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(48)
 
(Milwaukee Maganize)
 
 
 
"If we are to fire every employee in America who has viewed pornography for 67 seconds, we won't be left with many workers"
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(88)
 
(rawstory)
 
 
 
Abramoff has mad PS $kill$
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(189)
 
(breitbart)
 
 
 
"My misery is your pleasure" says Kanye West from a top a pile of naked women and hundred-dollar bills
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(250)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video: "Man on Tiny Inflatable Kayak vs. Large Sailfish" (with pic)
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(46)
 
(A bunch of 24 Farkers)
 
 
 
Official photoshop contest for "24"-watching farkers to put in profile -- reward is at least six months of sponsorship (LGT GIS "24 farkers")
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(196)
 
(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
"Friends" not returning to TV: Four Horsemen pack it up, await Courtney Love's first day at charm school
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man attempts to cure nephew's hiccups by scaring him with a loaded gun. What could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Middle Earth after its industrial revolution
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(136)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover ancient cemetery containing 1,300 skeletons. If it wasn't for their cleric and mage who knew fireball, party would have been completely destroyed
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(135)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
White House comes up with a brilliant answer to media questions about photos of Bush and Abramoff: "They exist and we're not releasing them." Alrighty then, controversy over
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(360)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience has relocated to Sacramento
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Disney buys Pixar. New name to be Dixar. Submitter urges you to say it out loud
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(218)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mother -- who refused to let rescuers break the window of her Audi to free her toddler, whom she locked in the car -- has notified the city she intends to sue police and fire officials, claiming she was defamed
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Huge metal scultures in Britain being stolen more often than Drew's garden gnomes. The Sun is on the case
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(42)
 
(KSL)
 
 
 
Bad: You get pulled over for speeding. Worse: You're drunk. Worst: It's your fourth DUI. Fark.com: The cop asks you to do a field sobriety test and you say "I'd just fall down"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Cockfight madness" has broken out in Utah
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(99)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oil prices dip, spit in small cup
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(113)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Bad: You're a 35-year-old man in the Junior Miss section at store. Badder: You are caught performing a sex act on yourself. Fark: Your alibi is you thought it was the Adult Women's section
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton turns down money from Playboy to pose naked, will continue to do it for free
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best place to have a heart attack is at the Cardiologists Convention
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(48)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman leaves her three kids alone at home so she can attend Jerry Springer taping. Producers have called and want her on the "Asshat Mommies" show when she gets out of jail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"World Trade Center" stars Nicolas Cage & Michael Pena in the story of policemen trapped in the towers. Pena plays a policeman and Cage plays one of the buildings
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog and cat fur coats catching on in Europe. Your dog wants no part of this
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(117)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
New dating fad: Eyegazing. Find out if a stranger is your soulmate by gazing into their eyes. Next to be announced: Assgrabbing. Find out if a stranger is your soulmate by grabbing their ass
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
If you live in a barn and invite people into your home for $5.00, and have a stage, dancer's pole, dressing room and DJ station, it might make it hard for the cops to buy your story of not running an illegal strip club
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(36)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans equally adept at ignoring facts
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(271)
 
(UW-Oshkosh)
 
 
 
"To reject this truth or to treat it as 'one theory among others' is to deliberately embrace scientific ignorance and transmit such ignorance to our children." 10,000 clergy sign on to support evolution
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United Airlines to trade on Nasdaq. Trading to begin once they come up with a denomination less than a penny
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(42)
 
(Beam me up)
 
 
 
Former Ohio Congressman Jim Traficant, now serving time in federal prison for corruption, has taken up painting and selling his works on Ebay through friends. Authorities not amused. (Contains numerous samples)
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(WilWheaton.net)
 
 
 
SNL is out of ideas: Saturday Night Live rips off Wil's buddy's humorous online video
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(WSMV)
 
 
 
There are many hard questions you must deal with when working for the mayor. "Do you have implants?" evidently is not one of them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What do 120 million traveling Chinese peasants smell like? Depends
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(69)
 
(kcautv)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies after reading his gas bill was $8,095
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(43)
 
(Grand Rapids Press)
 
 
 
Central Michigan University administrators upset that students posed in bikinis for calendar to raise funds for Hurricane Katrina victims
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(98)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Anna Benson told about her husband Chris' trade to the Orioles in the middle of an FHM photo shoot. Call it NSFW, just in case
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(140)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
Student asks Bush if he's seen "Brokeback Mountain" since he's a rancher too. Secret Service intervenes
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(302)
 
(Double Agent)
 
Video
 
Halo guys vs. Donkey Kong. From Adult Swim (sponsored link)
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(86)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Citing a risk of reinjuring his giant head, Barry Bonds to not play in the World Baseball Classic
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(55)
 
(CHUD.com)
 
 
 
God has spoken, and while we cannot truly understand His reasoning, He has decreed that His Holiness would enjoy more sequels to "Bruce Almighty." The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse saddle up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French police spend two years trying to identify murdered woman, only to discover that she died in the early 1400s
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Non-prescription fatblocking pill approved by FDA. Victory celebrated with soft-serve ice cream party
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(59)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Mets to launch their own TV station in March, will include top quality programming like "Mr. and Mrs. Met" and "Metsterpiece Theater"
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(31)
 
(Camden Herald)
 
 
 
If you want to cook a squirrel in New Jersey, use an oven, not a car
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(19)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern's former employers might as well jump, quickly realizing David Lee Roth wasn't the best idea to replace him; "This guy is impossible to work with. A real arrogant, self-righteous ass"
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(179)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mexican agency to pass out maps showing illegal aliens how to cross the desert
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(428)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Today's "former inmate information phone number that now goes to a phone sex service" story brought to you by Chicago
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(14)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2007 Tour de France to start in London. Cyclists not sure how they're going to pedal across the English Channel
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(52)
 
(DarkHorizons)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Magnum PI coming to big screen. Danny DeVito to play Tattoo, err Higgins
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Warner Brothers and CBS to form "The CW" network. UPN and WB to cease operations. No word yet on UFIA channel
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(276)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Survey finds that for Valentine's Day, 12 percent of women want perfume, 32 percent want flowers, four percent would like a sex toy and 94 percent will consider murdering you in your sleep if you forget
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(156)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada elects new conservative government. Quebec surrenders
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(353)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Internet use at work blamed for low productivity of Malaysian government workers. Everyone else too busy farking to fill out survey
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(22)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Erectile dysfunction may be a sign of heart disease. So be careful, you may go as you come
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. outsourced torture, proving once again that all the really good jobs are going overseas
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(241)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The United States may get its own version of "Top of the Pops." Finally, the show no one demanded
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(43)
 
(WAVY10)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear from the new EMT: "Hey, what do these paddle thingies do?"
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mario Lemieux announces retirement; tired of carrying entire team in Sega's NHL '93
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(166)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jaime Pressly claims her "My Name is Earl" character is composite of many different characters, all of which she has played in previous roles
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(121)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
The next logical step after assaulting your ex-girlfriend is to ask her hand in marriage
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(47)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
Male contraceptive pill in development. Men already suggesting that pills are too hard to remember, asking for beef-patty distribution system
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Purdue footballer apologizes for DUI in letter to school paper. And by "apologize" we mean says he runs the school and challenges those who disagree to a fight
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(161)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Mexico City introduces program to exchange guns for computers. In related story, online gun shopping skyrocketing in Mexico
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(27)
 
(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Sex researcher says that she has made significant strides working with test subjects to find the G spot. Complains that she'd get more work done if volunteers weren't ringing the phone off the hook
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(113)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian beachgoing couple finds $295,000 lump of whale bile used for making perfume
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(69)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Off-duty police officer drops purse in Dairy Queen restaurant, blows a hole through her purse, tells stunned crowd "I ain't got no gun," then runs away
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(101)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time: Kobe's 81 points in a jar
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(95)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio has the largest per capita number of headless motorcycle ghosts
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(75)
 
(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Real estate agent training: $1000. Promotional materials: $650. Showing homes to creepy guys after hours who want to get naked in front of you: Priceless
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(39)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bill lowering the hunting age to eight clears the State Assembly. What could possibly go wrong?
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(145)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Basketball coach passes out on the sideline and is carted off on a stretcher, then receives technical foul. Shooter Flatch surrenders
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(34)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Probing lawyer wants to get to the bottom of accusation that bus driver who was being fondled gave bad service by going too fast and forcing a passenger to get off
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Drew will be on the Rude Awakening Show talking Fark at 9:45 EST. Listen live via the link. From staplers to Sweater Girl, from boobies to beer, all important topics will be covered. Call in at 1-877-723-WOCM (9626)
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Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Cake
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Japanese scientists recover million-year-old ice from Antarctica. Jeff Goldblum wants a slurpee
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Sharapova nears climax Down Under
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The downfall of Britney Spears' hotness summed up in one two-minute video
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Priest blesses Hooters, is "not afraid to go places other priests won't go"
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New poll finds Iraqis and Afghans "most hopeful people in the world" when it comes to economic future, proving once again that the perception of prosperity comes out of the barrel of another nation's guns
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Study: Banks hate poor people only slightly more than they hate you
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A pair of rare 18th-century gold, diamond and ruby slippers from India walk out of museum on their own
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Samsung plans to unveil a new notebook PC that uses Flash chips instead of a hard-disk drive. The chips can make the device 10-15 percent lighter than current models and 30 percent faster -- and it will have 40 gigabytes of storage
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Cambodia man gets 25 stitches in his penis after learning that not only shouldn't you run with scissors, you shouldn't argue with your wife when she has a pair
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Crazy excuses for not going to work. Post your own
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Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Masks
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