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Sun January 01, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Female First.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pink admits she's a girl and is going to wear a dress to her wedding (with pic of the pepto-bismol car)
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(NFL.com)
 
 
 
64 year old Doug Flutie converts first dropkick in NFL in 64 years
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop an illustration to go along with the Clinton impeachment section in school textbooks. LGT inspiration
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(154)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
The best companies to work for in North America. Finally a business list that doesn't mention Wal-Mart. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WRAL.COM)
 
 
 
"We know we have the right person in custody. It's just we have no idea who it is we have in custody."
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
Man returns library book 68 years overdue
source: timesheraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
A Buffalo bar owner has found a way to avoid to the New York State Liquor Authority. Just Die Baby
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Wildfires in Oklahoma City, parts of city under evacuation order
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Some Airplane Game)
 
 
 
Paper airplane simulator
source: fetchfido.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
 
 
(CinemaBlend)
 
 
 
This week's spacy "Star Trek" rumor: Tom Hanks to star in next movie as Lt. Dan
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Designers using surplus hand grenades to give rooms some boom. "Grenades are such interesting-looking shapes," says one
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Ohio State football star Maurice Clarett accused of armed robbery, also known in the NFL as "Raiders Tryouts"
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(panoramas.dk)
 
 
 
Times Square New Year in 360 degrees
source: panoramas.dk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart employees slash prices, each other
source: wbir.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Girl pays boyfriend $45 to replace headlight fluid, wonders why dad's upset
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Compnay in China offers 144$ bounty every typographical or literary error in Chineese papers, Fark grammar nazis seen migrating in massive numbers
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(151)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
What part of "keep your bongo-playing naked ass off of the sidelines" don't you understand?
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Diesel Guy)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the most amazing miniature engine ever built. That's 18...yes...18 cylinders
source: craftsmanshipmuseum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(KDKA)
 
 
 
Naval officers at sea liven up New Year's Day with logbook entries that only appear to make them look like they've been drinking
source: kdka.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
People tired of being told they have no backbone can now get a plastic one installed. Here comes the vertebroplasty
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person pointing at that thing
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Killer described as "polite, sensistive." Oh yeah, and he'll kill you
source: timesdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(WebIndia123)
 
 
 
♫ New Year's in Bangkok saw one hundred busted/For playing craps and slots illegally/New Year's in Bangkok, the casino they trusted/Was raided back in June for the same thing ♫
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(95)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Judge who appeared to sleep through criminal trial was only resting her eyes
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Bigfoot fever" grips Malaysia. Experts dismiss sightings of large hair-covered creature as myth, or possibly a vacationing Harvey Keitel
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bootleg copy of 2006 Hooters calendar (SFW)
source: joe-ks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
The Chinese government has declared war on Internet pornography. Terra Cotta Warriors seen battling well-endowed naked guys
source: impactlab.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston's City Hall Plaza voted world's ugliest public space. Courtney Love a close second
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Sciencedaily)
 
 
 
Scientist creates armies of remote-controlled microscopic worms. Unable to say how this will impact mezcal production
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mmmm, tastes like burning
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nice catch
source: static.flickr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2006 predictions: Death to rain from skies, Google to fail, Governator will be back
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN figures out what Fark has known for years
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Gulf Daily News)
 
 
 
Man charged with passing bad checks to marriage agencies and not being able to return the brides in mint condition
source: gulf-daily-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(This is Network)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Chef ingredient: Police taser
source: thisisbradford.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Overblown special effects movies and sequels will be rare in 2006. Luckily, there will be Snakes on a Plane
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Man finds new use for online sex offender registry -- stealing identities in order to cover his gambling debts
source: mytelus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After tonight's bender test your reaction time with this traditional British sheep injection game
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(SF Examiner)
 
 
 
Bartender tricks to curing a hangover
source: sfexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Bird's eye view
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Farking New Year (sorry, West Coasters)
source: fark.com%23hny   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(464)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. skeleton coach placed on leave amid allegations of sexual harassment. Dem boners, dem boners, dem bad boners
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Sat December 31, 2005
(Some Guy with Baileys)
 
 
 
Looking for a drink recipe website thatll allow me to search for drinks by more than one ingrediant. LGT a site that doesnt help
source: webtender.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chinese companies passing over prospective new hires who were born during the year of the dog because they're considered bad luck
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Emerald City needs a red-light district, being a horny midget was never so much fun
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Sun Journal)
 
 
 
Many puzzled by serial toilet thieves in Jacksonville, while others just don't give a crap
source: newbernsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Successful spurt leaves Hard Gay with limp bottom line
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
House on fire turns out to be meth lab. Right next door to police station. Jailarity doth ensue
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
When carrying a rifle to a police station and pointing it at an officer, expect hilarity to ensue
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(WOWK-TV)
 
 
 
Just in time for their Sugar Bowl appearance, one Mountaineer fan debuts a couch you can burn legally. Duke sucks
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(38)
 
(science-spirit.org)
 
 
 
Roof of new 21,000 seat church looks like a vast mountain meadow (pic)
source: science-spirit.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$15,000 worth of beef stolen from Cowtown. Mayor Headoftown gets on the phone with the Police Chief from Copville to get to the bottom of this
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(57)
 
(smthop)
 
 
 
Dell Computers ponders 'PC's for the homeless' marketing strategy
source: smthop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 best Firefox extensions for power surfing
source: pchere.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Dogs)
 
 
 
Anatomy Of A Poker Table
source: dogsofpoker.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Scentists think they may be able to alter an asteroids path with one good paintball shot to the head
source: icscotland.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U2 band members growing tired of Bono's poverty schtick
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 
(Some Coal)
 
 
 
3 trillion tons of coal discovered off coast of Norway, Pentagon claims King of Norway has WMDs
source: energybulletin.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(PMatrix)
 
 
 
Washington State schools have students take the Patriot Test. Here comes the Orwell
source: prisonplanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two karate beach bums
source: knuttz.yi.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts cracks down on rogue manicurists
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(23)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's annual Year In Review
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scholars comprise list of phrases that should be banned from use, including: "pass the savings on to you" and "97 percent fat-free"
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(208)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Officials at a Swiss ski resort post a 19 mph speed limit on a beginner slope to protect inexperienced skiers
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(KDKA)
 
 
 
Man who fell out of his wheelchair claims cat dialed 911 to get help, ignoring the fact that cats are particularly poor at using modern telecommunications devices and wouldn't help you if their nine little lives depended on it
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(47)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Top ten viral videos of the year
source: ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Vandals decapitate baby Jebus at nativity scene and abscond with sheep
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow, it will be illegal to buy a cheeseburger for any government worker in Florida
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Boinking Flowchart)
 
 
 
Here's a handy survival guide should you partake in drunken New Year's Eve sex later tonight
source: collegesexadvice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Driver uses his truck to stop runaway car when mom passes out at the wheel with a toddler in the backseat
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(45)
 
(ic Coventry)
 
 
 
Robbers who use samurai swords when robbing stores. Police may outsource capture and punishment to bored Kurgan
source: iccoventry.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man erects billboard tallying Iraq war deaths next to Army recruiting office. Hilarity ensues
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(730)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
California residents urged to leave home ahead of storm. And you thought there was no Weather Machine
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Much like modern man, ancient Egyptians celebrated the New Year by drinking until they experienced an epiphany
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just in time to ruin New Years Eve, London Underground staff go on strike. Cries of 'oh bother thats a bit of a pain old chap' heard
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yoda)
 
 
 
Top scientist confirms the existence of The Force. Obi-Wan unavailable for comment
source: quantumbiocommunication.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire Department refuses to rescue cat stuck in tree because of "liability issues"
source: wect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents rushing to deliver their bouncing, darling little tax exemptions before January 1
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Icicles
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
95-year old man moved from the mortuary to the intensive care unit after morgue staff determines that dead people don't cough
source: int.iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(WBAY-TV)
 
 
 
Woman, 103, to see first Packers game. Will probably see some action at running back in second half
source: wbay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia 19 times funnier than Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 20 times funnier than Conan O'Brien
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
University of Michigan bans Coca-Cola
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(News Leader)
 
 
 
Burglar dangles for two hours after getting stuck in an air vent
source: news-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Good: fashion model finds wallet and returns it to rightful owner. Not Good: she copies the credit card numbers down beforehand and proceeds to make $10,000 in purchases
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Caption this about-to-be unhappy cat
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Patrick Cranshaw passes away at 86. You're my boy, Blue
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Onalaska, WI)
 
 
 
Man's hobby of writing crazy-assed letters to candy companies becomes book
source: onalaskalife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man, sitting in front of crackling fireplace, stunned to see live goldfish bounce off blazing logs after falling through his chimney. Awaiting word on whether Jerry sends rocket up chimney to blow up Tom
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mercedes most rapped-about brand in 2005. Rapper 50 Cent "keepin' it real" with 17 product mentions in 7 songs
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Fear
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
South Carolina will be the last state to stop serving liquor in mini-bottles, bar staff being airlifted from surrounding states to help baffled bartenders deal with liquid measurements
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Every New Year's Eve, half of Germany will watch a 1963 English skit that has never been shown in England. The other half will start Octoberfest early
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Family handed ice cream container and spoon and told to "get busy" clearing dad's ashes out of boat club garden
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands of Ohio crime victims received calls from computer notification system on Friday mistakenly telling them inmates had been released, AT-5000 Autodialer unavailable for comment
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jury award likely to be less lucrative for victim of coffee spill
source: mauinews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
"Jumping the couch" coined slang phrase of the year by the editors of a slang dictionary. Oil hitting the anus will have to wait another year
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Mia Sorvino sworn in as deputy sheriff in Scranton, Pa. Patdowns have never been so much fun
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girl marries man who sold her peanuts and tear-gassed her
source: thevillagesdailysun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After losing sight of her boyfriend on side of highway, woman makes several U-turns on highway before finally managing to run over his ass
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 


Fri December 30, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upload your face and see what celebrities you look like. Drew looks like the Unibomber and Arnold Schwarzenegger
source: myheritage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(445)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
PETA staffer legally changes name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. NeverGettingLaidAgain.com was apparently taken
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(320)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are running Windows turn off your computer now. You will receive an email when it is safe to turn back on and reconnect to the Internet
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(341)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant suspended two games for flagrantly elbowing another player. Seen shopping for diamond apology ring
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman calls police and tells them intruder broke into her home and installed porn on her computer. Men would call that a perk, possibly worth paying for
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Lazy Jerk)
 
 
 
Lazy robber tries stick up through drive-thru....is as successful as the last attempted robbery via drive-thru
source: wtnh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you lost your foot out at sea, the Broward Sherrif's Office would like to speak with you
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fearing his wife's wrath, a penniless Ben Affleck desperately tries to sell his autograph to pay for baby wipes at convenience store but gets no takers (third item)
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Police declare drunk driving roadblock a success after catching fewer drunk drivers than the officers on regular patrol
source: thenewspaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the best Fark headline of 2005? Link goes to Farkives. Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(255)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The moment you break your New Year's resolution
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(FTL)
 
 
 
Drew to be on Free Talk Live at 8:05pm ET tonight You can ask Drew anything. Relationship advice, politics, boobies. Email your questions to askdrew at freetalklive.com
source: freetalklive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if the suffering from Katrina wasn't enough, the Saints will be back in New Orleans in 2006
source: cbs.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal goes off the deep end, ponders whether RFID chips are mark of the Antichrist
source: opinionjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(451)
 
(KYW 1060)
 
 
 
Two students mix bananas, pickles, butter, and clam chowder into their high school's milk cartons. Hilarity ensues
source: kyw1060.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish man fakes own death, rediscovered at routine traffic stop. No word on plans to found "Lazarus Jeans Co."
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Florida massage therapist arrested for posing as a gynecologist
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job" named most memorable phrase of 2005
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on 640 GST Talk Radio Atlanta sometime around 3:10 or so
source: wgst.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shocking new research finds women more bitchy towards each other in office than men
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(FORBES)
 
 
 
Iraqi government takes a stand against corruption and collusion by appointing Ahmed Chalibi to position of Iraqi Oil Minister. Halliburton awarded no-bid contract to extinguish ensuing Fark flamewar
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mastermind thieves escape by running through snow. However will the police catch them?
source: today.reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(shelbystar.com)
 
 
 
Ahh, New Years Eve: Drinking champagne, singing "Auld Lang Syne," shooting off black powder muskets for 18 hours to ward off evil spirits
source: shelbystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
High protein diet under attack again, with little energy left to defend itself
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Angry Chihuahuas attack officer
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Zeta forms in the Atlantic. Over a month late, shotgun marriage to Michael Douglas expected before the end of 2006
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Man has camera stolen. Finds one like it on eBay. Reeeally like it. Jailarity ensues
source: reuters.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two men charged with dumping Reggie the alligator in Los Angeles lake
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(sj-r.com)
 
 
 
Illinois basketball fans duped by fake tickets, didn't notice crucial misspelling
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman who thought her stomach pain is due to a bad kebab surprised to discover she was actually pregnant, gives birth within moments of arriving at the hospital
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian airport security takes five-year-old's Christmas present
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(KYW)
 
 
 
Two idiots arrested for doing unwanted repair work to woman's car. In supermarket parking lot. Even after she told them to stop
source: kyw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sweden takes your "Jesus is my Homeboy" shirt and raises you some jeans with skull, inverted cross logo
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this geeky swordfight
source: yale.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"A case can be made that the articles on horse sex are the most widely read material this paper has published in its 109-year history"
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(87)
 
(China.org)
 
 
 
Hotline opens for homeless dogs in Jinan. Lack of opposable thumb expected to make holding phone difficult but not impossible
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police officer arrested on charges of shaking down drug dealers for money may employ a unique defense. "He'd been under the influence of hip-hop"
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(62)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayoral candidate surprised that his "Will work for crack" campaign proposal didn't go over so well
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(29)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man goes to work with a headache, leaves a note for his boss, drives himself to the hospital, and discovers he's got a bullet lodged in his brain
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(124)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
This New Year's Eve, please do not fire your gun into the air like a Palestinian or Detroit Pistons fan
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(179)
 
(KTEN)
 
 
 
Three 10-year-old boys on Christmas break would: A) Play with their new toys, B) Go to the movies, or C) Break into a school and have a 5 hour, naked vandalism party?
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(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
In their haste to obtain a suitcase full of cash, armed robbers force courier off road, promptly steal his first-aid kit
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat - and 99 other "fascinating" facts to fill this slow news day
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Although now a larger problem than illegal drugs, Federal budget for fighting computer crime cut to $16 million. That's "million" with an "M"
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(98)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coaching women through childbirth has little effect as they aren't willing to just pick themselves up and walk it off, say experts
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(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Remember that petition we signed to give supermarkets liquor licenses? Yeah, it turns out we were actually banning gay marriage..."
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(989)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
See where every plane flying over the United States is at this second
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(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nissan creates car where, when bored at stoplights, you can flip on an X-box 360 and use your steering wheel and pedals to play racing games. What could possibly go wrong?
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(107)
 
(Some texture)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Texture -- "Allez cuisine"
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The government will run out of cash in February 2006 unless congress raises the debt celing or prints more monopoly money
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(285)
 
(via ESPN)
 
 
 
The top 30 names in college basketball, including Pooh Jeter, Austen Powers, and Chris Porn
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers say Belgians most likely to keep their New Years resolutions, Brits most likely to fail. Americans most likely to say "Who cares?"
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dead people continue to be an influential voter demographic in Memphis
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholic League gets South Park season finale reruns pulled, protesting episode's "appalling and disgusting portrayal of the Virgin Mary"
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(667)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Crime-ridden apartment building + $200,000 federal anti-crime money = crime-ridden apartment building
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dick Clark-bot repaired, ready for New Year's Eve duty
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(52)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
One local custom you shouldn't bring back from Iraq or Kentucky: shooting guns into the night sky to celebrate
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's "woman keeping 60 raccoons on her property" brought to you by Martinsburg, WV
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farris skips school, goes to Iraq. Principal Ed Rooney still in hot pursuit
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Thu December 29, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad day: your car gets towed. Worse day: your car gets towed and the $175,000 violin you had borrowed is missing from the trunk
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fresh blow to Hwang Woo Suk
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Problem: Drunken, rowdy passenger on your airplane: Solution: Abandon him on an island in the middle of nowhere
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(63)
 
(Some Crunk Guy)
 
 
 
Debbie from Chicago will forever be remembered for inventing "pimp cups"
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(76)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Study finds plastic in 95 percent of dead birds, 50 percent of Desperate Housewives
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(51)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Boy, 10, stopped by police while riding his pedal-car along side a busy highway. He had been at it for an hour and told police he was enroute to his grandmother's house 250 miles away
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newspaper comic pages making way for manga. Cathy to be twice as annoying once speed-lines, gigantic eyeballs are introduced
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(106)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
The 2005 Sour Orange Awards: A compendium of stupid Florida events
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(35)
 
(www.wcpo.com)
 
 
 
The five weirdest things pulled out of plumbing in 2005
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(43)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Overstock.com's CEO charms financial markets with talk of drugs and dead bodies in his trunk
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(39)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Girl dismayed to discover that her iPod is much jucier and tenderer than anticipated
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(64)
 
(Photoshop)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drawbridge
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(113)
 
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Mohegan Tribe to regain control of the largest boulder in New England. Negotiations for largest ball of twine still ongoing
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(69)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New species, fluffy comets, dinosaur meat, and mircobots are part of the best discoveries of 2005. Discovery of Psycho Calamari Hosebeast conveniently omitted
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(165)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student sues Philadelphia police after she was arrested for carrying condoms filled with flour
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(580)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ski jumper
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(122)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Smoking Gun's mug shots of the year. Winner invites us all over to his place for a bong and a blintz
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(271)
 
(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Forty-five-year-old bridge that collapsed onto I-70 in Pennsylvania was designed to last 40 to 50 years -- just like a lot of old bridges. Enjoy your drive (pics)
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(251)
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman wants to know why her cellar is full of stinking green sludge
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(89)
 
(Penn Live)
 
 
 
Schoolteacher arrested, just for standing naked in the snow while smoking pot and claiming to be Jesus, then calling police officer "God" before hitting him in the head with a trumpet
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(158)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rafael Palmeiro has now joined the ranks of OJ Simpson as they both tirelessly search for the "unknown bad guys"
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(109)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Hindu couple to begin legal battle to keep holy cows in their subdivision
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(158)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's "village idiot launching rockets at planes" story comes to us from Scotland
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other privacy issues, activists get goverment website to stop serving cookies after learning the difference between sometime and anytime
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(95)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
L.A. Times front page mistakenly tells readers that the wolf is now a federal dog, doesn't need protection
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(54)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
FSU's No. 1 defensive player suspended from play ing in Orange Bowl. Duke sucks
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(215)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man wins Liars Club title for the second year in a row. As far as you know
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(80)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Customer sends grocery store a letter of apology and $5.00 to cover some azaleas stolen in 1970
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marine Corps to pay $100K each per jeep, while the Dominican Republic pays $33K per jeep. U.S. tax dollars at work
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(310)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking research study reveals that road-raging asshats are also asshats in real life
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(168)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Police find person "having difficulty standing, had bloodshot eyes, smelled of alcohol and was lethargic." Fark.com: "The person was two years old"
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(96)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
Boobies
 
Meanwhile, in Stockholm... Princess Madeleine is still hot (safe for work)
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(197)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Bad: Dog chases your sheep valued at $1300 apiece. Worse: Dog kills some of the sheep. Fark.com: Dog chases sheep into path of oncoming train, killing 130 of them
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(139)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today, December 29th, is the prime day for arguments to break out during the holiday season, you doodyhead
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(77)
 
(WBIR-TV)
 
 
 
Couple adopts three-legged dogs
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(76)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
Random call by telemarketer saves the life of 85-year-old man, after he first completed a short survey which took no more than a few minutes
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(75)
 
(NBC Portland)
 
 
 
Charbucks defeats Starbucks
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(94)
 
(WWMT)
 
 
 
Man gets car stuck in mud, puts toolbox on accelerator and gets out to push. Hilarity ensues
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(96)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney eager to get knocked up again, thinks another baby will smooth over things with Cletus
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(147)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man sprays grocery store employee with insecticide after employee bags it accidentally with the food
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(126)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
ACLU backs free speech zones, but only if the rules are vague enough to be enforced arbitrarily against conservatives
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(686)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Men and women have different uses for the Internet. Porn sites reel in disbelief
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(90)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The world today as interpreted by aliens in 5000 years who get their information from ancient texts riddled with typos
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten crazy science things you didn't know (some ads NSFW)
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(107)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 34: "Signs." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(334)
 
(You kiddin' me?)
 
 
 
For all those times you wind up cooking in the dark
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(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills fans outraged they can't display negative signs, or even wear paper bags on their heads, to show just how much their team sucks. Apparently this has become a free-speech issue
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Orleans fire officials worry New Year's fireworks could burn what's left of city to the ground
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient Egyptians held dwarves in high esteem, easily in arms
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(35)
 
(eweek.com)
 
 
 
Those of you who are too busy to read can now have your emails translated to audio files and read to you
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Depressed? With just one shock from the cranially implanted Vagus stimulator, you'll be reeling in ecstasy in no time
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(91)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In the "Saw That One Coming From A Mile Away" Department: 9/11 money given to companies not affected by 9/11
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(53)
 
(religioustolerance.org)
 
 
 
Atheists can't hold office in seven U.S. states
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(663)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police abandon policework and start taking out full-page ads in newspapers to capture fugitives
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
As "Generation Y" enters the workforce. Experts say they have been so heavily scheduled that they will need detailed directions for everything from doing their jobs to staying the hell off co-workers' lawns
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(202)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ohio man steals frozen roast and tries to flee in golf cart
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(23)
 
(Monsters & Critics)
 
 
 
Brits want Star Trek back on TV, even more than "The A-Team"
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(109)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Famous last words
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(475)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
What the hell good is it being president of France if you can't even get your daughter a role in "The Da Vinci Code"?
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(77)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Today's "man chases police on a tractor" story is brought to us by Mr. Hinners of Des Moines, Iowa
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(38)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
A family with 50 acres of undeveloped land plans to use it for the nations first do-It-yourself funeral and cemetery
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(66)
 


Wed December 28, 2005
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Appalachian town looks to flatten hills. No word on straightenin' the curves
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(78)
 
(We Make Money Not Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Chinese cops avoiding the cold
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(84)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
CEO's salary cut from $2 million to $900,000. Seen sleeping on the streets with cardboard sign reading, "WILL DOWNSIZE FOR FOOD"
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Huge brazillion-barrel oil field discovered off the coast of Brazil. WMDs in Rio alleged
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man buys beer for strangers on Christmas. Strangers repay his generosity by robbing him of the $2.00 he had left
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(35)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Proving they're pure evil in a doft, glossy coat, cat locks woman out of car
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(80)
 
(Some Otaku)
 
 
 
Top 10 Japanese Things we hope to never see, but probably will
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dumb: DWI. Dumber: Violating your probation by drinking one hour after you have been sentenced. Fark.com: Choosing the bar where your judge is having lunch
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(42)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Paleontologists find nearly complete Titanosaurus, suspect the remainder was destroyed by the Jaguarosaurus and the fearsome Coltosaurus Rex
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(118)
 
(Jed Eckert)
 
 
 
Patrick Swayze experimenting with rap music. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves
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(237)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to how some slippery thieves managed to steal 24 boa constrictors from a city zoo
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news: Brain cells grow well into adulthood. Seventh shot of Jaeger surrenders
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Two-year-old hippo and 130-year-old tortoise couple still together after a year. Bruce Willis said to be a close part of the family
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(41)
 
(WAVY-TV)
 
 
 
Dumb: Hit and run. Dumber: Leaving things behind that identify you. Richard Dumm: The guy who gave the cops his license before leaving the scene
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(31)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Automakers widen car seats to accommodate society's ever-expanding ass
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(218)
 
(King5)
 
 
 
Customer uses kung-fu grip to subdue bank robber
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Grandmother, 69, spends 10 hours a day or more playing video games. Still looking for farmer's market in GTA, Need for Speed, Burn Out
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(156)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man's Guinness dreams come true as he is inducted into the record book with 5.19-inch ear hair. (With awesome glamour shot)
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(132)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Fake priest fools Catholic Church for months, presides over funerals, mass, then disappears back to Germany
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College thrilled that they have finally trademarked their mascot and look forward to huge royalties. "Mulerider" t-shirts to sweep the country soon. Butte Pirate wants what's his
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(58)
 
(WZZM 13)
 
 
 
Machines which allow you to inhale alcohol are now illegal in Michigan. In other news, some people need a machine to inhale alcohol
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ocean is farting
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop how each dead president should be featured on the new dollar coins set to debut in 2007
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(153)
 
(Some Conspiracy Guy)
 
 
 
Cool stabilized version of Zapruder film
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(426)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cellphone pictures lead to teens' arrests for selling six to eight pixels of grainy marijuana
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(272)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
White House details Bush's vacation reading. Terrorism alert level expected to rise when he gets to the part with Dumbledore
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(304)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And lo, the fifth seal was opened, and it contained within it a reunion tour for Genesis
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(296)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's Hunan province scraps requirement that women applying for government jobs must have "symmetrically shaped breasts"
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(98)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Big-screen Pac-Man movie confirmed. Promises return to edgier, grittier pellet muncher of 1980s. Walken sought to play Clyde
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(291)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man arrested for tossing bottles of piss over fences. Police heard saying, "Urine trouble now"
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(66)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Irish jockey stands up in saddle, waves whip, punches air in victory as he fails to notice the other riders still running the 80 meters to finish line. With pic goodness
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(102)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Yet another Seinfeld cliche comes true: Man gets toe-thumb transplant
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(70)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh noes!!! Yield curve inverts, economists make dire predictions, world continues as usual
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(154)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coroner determines comedian Mitch Hedberg died of a drug overdose. Ric Romero on the scene
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(188)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Pain but no gain: NYC/TWU contract settles for about the same as before the subway strike
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(130)
 
(woai)
 
 
 
Don't dry your clothes in the microwave and set your house on fire
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oprah's plane wasn't damaged by a bird. Ham sandwich now suspected
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(63)
 
(WZZM)
 
 
 
Mind-boggling tiebreakers could shape NFL playoffs
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(90)
 
(Bellevue Leader)
 
 
 
Several people with cameras and a news truck show up for possible mountain lion sighting, turns out to be just a very large tabby
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(60)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
A look back at the year in technology, using a five-year-old spellchecker to find what's new
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(71)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Alaska Air flight loses pressure at 26,000 feet after ground crew member damages fuselage and doesn't tell anyone
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(158)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Wedding Crashers" inspires real-life wedding crashers. Some hotels are hiring extra guards for ballrooms
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(77)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ancient English churches are being rented out to circus trainers, coffee shops when not in use for worship. God no longer needs to leave the house
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Poland to pull out 40 percent of its forces from Iraq, largely due to staggering new lightbulb-changing techniques requiring less workforce
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(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and penis patches top list of 2005 spam messages, although some argue that both are related to giant dicks
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Meatloaf grows in popularity among gourmets, cites that funny Dr. Pepper commercial as reason why. Slow news week continues
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(95)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Meet "Killer Bee" -- the five-year-old girl who would, given the chance, kick your ass
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(143)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
"Time to make the doughnuts" actor Michael Vale dies at age 83. Instead of creamation, body will be filled with jelly and sprinkled with powdered sugar
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(113)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Eyebrows
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(85)
 
(chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Stranger comes up to men's front porch, begins drinking their beer, then assaults them
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(46)
 
(Xinhuanet.com)
 
 
 
Israel issues dire warning about Iranian nuclear arms, calling situation "existential threat to Israel"
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(801)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bad: You fall off your bike. Good: Something cushions your fall. Worse: It's a venemous snake, and you've really pissed it off
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
European circus performers forced to jump through hoops to meet new EU licensing laws
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Library of Congress will be showing Rocky Horror at midnight the second Friday or each month. Bring toast
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close-up giraffe
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(91)
 


Tue December 27, 2005
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass adolescent lion gets 10-pound horsemeat birthday cake. Mr. Ed not available for comment
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(83)
 
(KOIN Oregon)
 
 
 
Parents say it's okay to pose seminude for high school fundraiser if it's for a good cause
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(254)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Santa pulls a "no parking" sign from the ground and beats another sign with it. Police say a strong odor of alcohol was detected
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(29)
 
(banterist.com)
 
 
 
The 12 Days of Ebay, Day 1: "WOW Mint condition partridge in pear tree **NO RESERVE**"
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama and its wacky gubernatorial primaries of 2006
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(125)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Ted Kennedy apologizes for citing fake story about nonexistent library list spying. Just kidding. Actually, he took a page from the Rathergate "fake but accurate" playbook
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(396)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Police brag about falling number of larcenies in New York City; neglect to mention "lost property" reports up 44 percent
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(46)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Nut-job stalker says Robbie Williams is going to be abducted by aliens. One can only hope
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In a freak turn of events, restraining order lifted against David Letterman, who was once thought to have used code words, gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for a woman he was stalking
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(109)
 
(nydailynews)
 
 
 
Official NFL shop is selling NY Giants NFC East Division Champions shirts and hats, despite fact that Redskins could take division
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(122)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Typos that get past spellcheck and into production
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(179)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Naked "Satan" injures sheriff's deputy (with mug pic)
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(76)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Starting next year, McDonald's will be listing nutrition facts on food packages to be ignored
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Survey shows baby boomers don't trust direct deposit, treat computers and moving images as forms of devilry
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(194)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Natural gas prices decline 10 percent. Experts cite abundance of legumes, Taco Bell as principle cause
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(42)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
2005 Foot in Mouth Awards
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 80,000 pounds of french fries overturns on freeway, awaits ketchup tanker spill
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(93)
 
(NBC 4)
 
NewsFlash
 
Another emergency landing at LAX: Frontier 263 to Denver. This time it's because the plane's cargo door is open. TV media folks go on collective smoke break
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Update those bookmarks -- Cletus Spears has launched his own website
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Math professor solves a problem that had stumped his peers for more than 40 years, plans to write a book detailing how he actually got laid
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC dares to investigate what no one else will: What's up with those guys from American Idol 2?
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pat Riley considers using sumo wrestlers during Miami Heat practices. Long anticipated sumo slam dunk nears
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lucy Liu getting ready to have sextuplets before next year
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(135)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of Americans wouldn't buy a car from a bankrupt automaker. The others all drive Chryslers
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(NewsWatch50.com)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger's name terminated from his hometown stadium for refusing to save Tookie Williams, find Sarah Connor
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(233)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Police get interesting calls over Christmas, including someone bathing in a fountain and the heinous crime of stealing alcohol and breaking someone's fingernail
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(75)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Thieves busted after they start spending the counterfeit money they stole from a bank
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mastermind of Munich Olympics attack rejects Spielberg's attempt for peace. He still insists that the unarmed athletes had it coming. "Whether a pianist or an athlete, any Israeli is a soldier'
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(932)
 
(WFTV)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes firework for candle. Assplode-alarity ensues
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(81)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
With their record-long nipple hair and freakishly long teeth, Canadians getting into Guinness Book of World Records at breakneck pace
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(48)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Vigilante takes an 80-mph ride on shoplifter's windshield
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to swallow her cellphone during argument with boyfriend might not have done it voluntarily
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kerry Packer, Australia's richest man and the guy who turned cricket from a boring sport that took forever into a boring sport that took less time, has died
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(70)
 
(WFTV)
 
 
 
New York woman wants to take dead husband to Arizona to be buried, so she sticks him in suitcase. Story had a shot at "Sappy" tag, but she forgot about him in the apartment long enough for neighbors to start complaining about the smell
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(26)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese dude bowls 11 hours; doesn't abide
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(88)
 
(Register-Herald)
 
 
 
"For centuries, we 'little' women have been made to feel less than worthy. But no more. A cups and B cups of the world unite. Our time has come"
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(218)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The last Monday Night Football game ends the same way it started with the score of 31-21. Duke sucks
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(89)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston mayor wants FEMA to pick up city police overtime bill run up by Houston police investigating murders and other violent crime among Katrina evacuees
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(83)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Man punches shark
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(68)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Gao Shuang, deputy director of the Office of the Coordinating Group for Orderly Bus-Riding, tries to teach Bejing citizenry to stand patiently in lines in time for the 2008 Olympics
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(45)
 
(Three Pigs)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three little pigs
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greensboro residents spend night up to their asses in soybeans and steel after train derails
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(30)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
What women really think about during sex
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(187)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German sex-club patrons swinging free, especially on "Gang Bang Tuesdays"
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(135)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Auction of World Cup garbage back on again
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(13)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Merry Farking Christmas" quite so eloquently as setting fire to the family home after an argument about cleaning a chainsaw
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(43)
 
(Twincities.com)
 
 
 
Grape-eating bears plaguing wineries
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(29)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Oprah's plane grounded after hero bird flings itself into windshield during takeoff. Oprah planning "The birds are now our enemies" show next week
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(46)
 
(IrieRadio)
 
 
 
Drew will talk Fark this morning on Bulldog's Rude Awakening Show this morning at 9:45 EST. Listen via the link
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What the "Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Narnia" rap means for hip-hop
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(261)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Former major-league pitcher Jeff Reardon robs jewelry store at gunpoint
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(86)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Scottish scientists are about to get to the bottom of what is important: "Does this make my butt look too big?"
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(32)
 
(WBIR-TV)
 
 
 
Dog adopts cow. Slow news week
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New Orleans gets back to normal as police shoot first man since Katrina
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(117)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If recent stories about government tracking made you give up your car and ride the subway to keep your privacy, the government's one step ahead of you
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(164)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Indian state refuses to stock or sell Viagra "as it may lead to some people going berserk and creating law and order problems"
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(24)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver lawyers complain about low pay and high turnover. Perhaps a violin tiny enough for this is living in the depths of an electron microscope
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Statistical breakdown of North American Internet use
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(74)
 
(Monk Tooting)
 
 
 
Photoshop this monk tooting his own horn
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Europe's satellite launch designed to conquer U.S. monopoly on GPS
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(137)
 
(Voodoo Priest)
 
 
 
Alleged zombie master arrested. Scary kids
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China is now the world's sixth largest economy, overtaking the powerhouse known as Italy. Still lags behind California
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest robots of all time, from Terminator to the Iron Giant
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(234)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Awesome sculptures made entirely out of old tires (pics)
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eleventh grader called "ungrateful and un-American" by his teacher after refusing to stand with rest of peers to recite pledge
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(942)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New York police investigating thefts that are leaving Toyota car owners doorless, say they haven't seen anything like it since the Tackleberry car seat incident in the 80s
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(47)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Top 10 most inspirational celebrities of 2005 in a poll of teenage girls
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(196)
 


Mon December 26, 2005
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man crosses Mexican border by cannon
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(52)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
People are whining because bars charge a hefty mark-up for soft drinks
source: manchesteronline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
World coffee famine looming
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(150)
 
(dailyaztec.com)
 
 
 
Campus Christian organization told they have to treat non-Christians as equals; hires a lawyer and whines about discrimination
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(443)
 
(Gamespot.com)
 
 
 
18,000 banished from World of Warcraft, forced to go outside, see sunlight for first time
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snowboarder
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(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos starting own spaceship company with Duck Dodgers
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(31)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a good human being
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(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nevada authorities looking for woodcutter who reported cutting his leg off with chainsaw before his cellphone died
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy demonstrates homemade air-conditioning system (pics)
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's smallest helicopter weighs only 6.9 grams
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(32)
 
(Oy Vey!)
 
 
 
Jewish Star Wars fans rejoice! Make your own Droidel Dreidel
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, the origins of rare medieval tradition of "bhoonda" are unclear
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The latest fastest and most powerful automobile ever: 1001 horsepower, zero to 188 mph in 14 seconds
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(183)
 
(The Raw Feed)
 
 
 
New Mercedes S-Class vehicles equipped with configurable LCD dashboard and speedometer (with uber-cool pic)
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When they're not too busy flashing the Detroit Pistons crowd, Eva Longoria and boyfriend Tony Parker enjoy verbally abusing police officers during routine traffic stops
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(60)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole to get boost from Bush in court case. You may need to read that twice
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(80)
 
(Some Wolf)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a modern "Peter and the Wolf." Make up your own story, use any music style. Go hogwild, why not?
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(12)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
A couple is auctioning a gift that was given to them by another couple from whom they would rather not receive a gift. It's wrapped and they have no idea what's in the package
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor who played teacher in "Fast Times" and alien in "Buckaroo Banzai" dies
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(212)
 
(MosNews)
 
 
 
What do you do when you accidentally kill a friend in an argument? Make him into ravioli and share him with the neighbors, of course
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(137)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Islamic judge blames last year's tsunami on women being evil whores
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(239)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
ACLU helps draft a town's law regarding sign restrictions. Man gets fined for having anti-war signs that violate those restrictions. ACLU then helps sue the town for free-speech violations
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(238)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these "cool" lemurs
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(175)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Elton and David honeymooning in Venice, spending their time going up and down canals
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd named greatest rock act of all time. Suck it, Backstreet Boys
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(387)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Boxing Day, everyone
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(76)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria silences booing Detroit Pistons fans by flashing them
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(120)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Dad gives daughter a winning $46-million lottery ticket "because of her fairness" -- so she splits the money with everyone in her family but him
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(87)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Bumper crop of non-English billiard-hall women with nice racks get broken up on cue by police in single stroke. Unlike hose with cushion of deep pockets, lot of green in bank, many sunk on spot, left scratching their heads, now behind eight ball
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(45)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Landlord unwraps tenant on Christmas morning
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(wkyc.com)
 
 
 
Akron residents build 20-foot snowman (with pic)
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pork explosion kills one and injures 14 others. Fat lawsuit heating up
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Galvnews)
 
 
 
This year's list of weird corporate gifts includes live snakes, cans of bees, Rolex watches, pigeons and sledge hammers, but no reports of hot cocoa sampler boxes
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(75)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Only 98 percent of British police officers have their speed-camera tickets fixed
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(45)
 
(KSBY)
 
 
 
Today marks the first day of an annual two-week spike in nation's death rate known as the "Holiday Effect"
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(57)
 
(kingcountyjournal)
 
 
 
Man strips naked, sets fire to clothing, dances around the bonfire. Which might not have alarmed people, if he hadn't been in an elevator at the time
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(26)
 
(KYW1060)
 
 
 
Delaware crossing re-enactors finally succeed after failing for three years in a row. Good thing these guys aren't fighting for the country or we'd all be speaking English right now
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(32)
 
(Record)
 
 
 
British drinkers urged to take part in 31-hour drinking marathon with prizes given out to anyone still standing at end. In other news, the concept of a "weekend" is just starting to catch on in the UK
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Mother of All Bombs" creator dead at 67. Which is odd, since Kevin Costner is only 50
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
If there's an earthquake anywhere in the world, this well in West Virginia knows about it. Here comes the teleseismicism
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Blind golfer gets hole in one, dares anyone to play him at night
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Has the president been drinking?
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(146)
 
(Some Subpreciousliminal)
 
 
 
Photoshop proof of Peter Jackson inserting Middle-Earth characters in any version of King Kong
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remote-controlled cockroaches in Tokyo plagued by spammers
source: lotusimages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Strong-ass wind blows train off tracks
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(56)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man rescued from tree after attempt to rescue stranded cat fails
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(30)
 

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