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Sun December 04, 2005
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you could vote someone off of the Food Network, who would it be?
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(469)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
GOP shows that they are the exclusive party of the rich by refusing to remove a $2,000 entrance tax to any middle class families who dare try to reach their hallowed ground
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(506)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Railways to auction off lost property left on trains. Includes hundreds of computers, mobile phones, heavy earth moving equipment
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A look at the cheapest homes in the costliest parts of the US
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(96)
 
(Frontiersman)
 
 
 
Four teens suspended for disabling half the school-bus fleet. Parents blame -- wait for it -- MTV
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(146)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Best city for singles is also the most literate in U.S.
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(115)
 
(NZCity)
 
 
 
Some people have a problem with New Zealand billboards that show a blood-covered bar of soap in a prison shower with the tagline "Because jail sux"
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(154)
 
(Barnes & Noble Univ.)
 
 
 
Women: Tired of the declining guy/girl ratio in engineering schools? Try Dungeons & Dragons class
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(113)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
30,000 motorcyclists shut down two interstate highways for four hours
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(155)
 
(TollRoads News)
 
 
 
In true New Yorker fashion, neither driver gives way at tollbooth. Hilarity ensues (pics)
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school students with perfect attendance have a chance to win a pickup in Wyoming. Those with imperfect attendance given a chance to fill the gas tank to give them some job skills
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's annual Christmas gift guide: Musical Funky Toilet, Songs To Make Dogs Happy and Poop Freezer
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
4600 Santas get together to set the record for most Santas yo-yoing while running 4.5 miles. In other news, there's actually a record for that
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(19)
 
(Jerry the Frog)
 
 
 
Serenity: The puppet show
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stainless steel playing cards. Gambit surrenders to TSA
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(76)
 
(WKYT)
 
 
 
Latest Appalachian drug lords are senior citizens who find they can make extra money selling their prescription drugs, offering hits off their oxygen bottles and giving rides to farmer's markets
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Officials uncover plot to to fire rockets on Monday at the court building where Saddam Hussein's trial resumes this week
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(47)
 
(Some Muff Man)
 
 
 
You know that you live in a small town if its annual festival honors the man who invented earmuffs
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Embarrassed San Diego removes motto "America's Finest City" after admitting it's not
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(74)
 
(mathmatix)
 
 
 
Tf'er mathmatix's best friend is in Iraq now. Photoshop him in his full military uniform
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(106)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man busted after he threw a dead possum at his partying neighbors
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(34)
 
(News-Messenger)
 
 
 
County auditor's office is having every single house photographed for 'intelligent answers back to the taxpayer'.
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(36)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
In one of God's best tests of faith yet, paleontologists discover perfectly preserved fossil of feathered creature caught mid-evolution
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(927)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Mets pitchers wife wants $1 million from Playboy for pictorial. She'll replace Mr. Met as official team mascot
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(88)
 
(Norwalk Advocate)
 
 
 
Connecticut woman, Girl Scouts, go to war. There won't be any cookies sold at her house this year
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(46)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
NASA plans to stage the world's first mission to Pluto next month. No word as to when they plan to explore Goofy
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(60)
 
(Some Elite)
 
 
 
French carmaker unveils new concept car. Your dog wants a plasma sword
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(86)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man commits weirdest crime spree of the day by stealing hot-air balloon and forcing local family to fix him dinner
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(28)
 
(Some Incoming Meteors)
 
 
 
Missile Strike, a damn fine clone of Missile Command. You know the drill
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Study concludes that boys get more expensive gifts at Christmas because they're better at annoying mom
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duckfest 2005: the annual gathering of rubber duck collectors. Ernie unavailable for comment
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(45)
 
(courier mail)
 
 
 
Most work policies on hygiene stem from existing problems in the workplace. Note to self: Avoid Australian banks
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(65)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
The most awesome lava falls you'll see today
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Meteor falls in Australia, described as the size of a half-case of beer rather than as a result of consumption of one (with cool video)
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this couple (voting enabled)
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(151)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson making beer pilgrimag to Munich for Oktoberfest, Drew last seen packing his german dictionary on way to airport
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(82)
 
(Soiled From The Waist Down)
 
Video
 
One snowboarder busting ass like no other snowboarder has ever busted ass before
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(92)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Congress, a culture of bribery
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(150)
 
(Some overreactor)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez buys a dog, the world holds it's breath in anticipation of its naming
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does God play dice? Einstein said no. Modern physicists not so sure
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(188)
 
(Dw-world.de)
 
 
 
Czech Republic is turning into giant college campus, has become synonymous with binge drinking and pot smoking. In other news Fark headquarters relocating to Central Bohemia
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(85)
 
(Twin Cities.com)
 
 
 
Copper wire becoming common theft item, high school science students and Doc Brown wanted for questioning
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(69)
 
(Red Herring)
 
 
 
IBM announces "self healing" software that is virtually glitch-proof. Then they laughed and laughed
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(58)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this firetruck
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish Christmas goat set on fire. Again.
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(84)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Researchers discover gate to 1300 year old palace, Jimmy Hoffa
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush's personal ambulance causes chain collision in motorcade. President warned to stop playing with lights and siren
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British police introduce camera dogs in the never-ending war against cats. With cute pic
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All was going well when Texans caught two theives and held them at gunpoint. That is, until the the thieves convinced them to put down the gun and fight with their fists
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(108)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
"If you have any kind of a skin wound that's not getting better, go to a doctor and be tested as soon as possible"
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanted: "Four men, 4 feet 10 inches tall and under, with "gymnastics or tumbling skills and be able to rappel down a rope"
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(40)
 
(WHO-TV)
 
 
 
Medicare phone number turns out to be phone sex line. Your grandpa wants an intimate encounter
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how your big brother used to try to kill you by getting you to drink soda and eat pop rocks? Be glad he didn't know about mentos
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(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved the practice of injecting humans with tracking devices for medical purposes
source: globalresearch.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Cow)
 
 
 
Farker Blrfl's dad just got a bovine heart valve. Photoshop a new slogan and logo for him
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain wants to pump its greenhouse gasses into seabeds, forcing out deposits of high-grade oil, in a great circle of profit that the Kyoto Protocols could hardly have imagined
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(73)
 
(tvpredictions.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood's beautiful people aren't too beautiful off-screen and thanks to HDTV, they aren't too beautiful on-screen either
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(187)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Buried pyramid possibly discovered under a hill in...Bosnia? Tinfoil hat sales skyrocket
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(113)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Students name mummified cat as school mascot (with creepy-ass pic)
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(93)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Graffiti tagger shot by rival tagger while spray-painting building. Rembrandt runs back to Coney Island without getting made, switches gang to 'Wreck 'em All' mode
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(95)
 


Sat December 03, 2005
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man fired from his job for smoking at home
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(250)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Woman sues after being punched by lesbian cheerleader. One person's lawsuit...another person's fantasy
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(93)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Prince named Kansas State coach. New purple uniforms to be assless
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(96)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bedtime stories are not just for kids anymore
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New ruling will allow children to sue their mother for injuries suffered while inside the womb
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(126)
 
(Brookhaven National Laboratory)
 
 
 
The first video game was made in 1958, and had better sound effects than bleep and bloop (w/ video coolness)
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Krampus, the terrifying companion of St. Nicholas. It's an Austrian thing
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(101)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Remains of bizarre ducks found in Hawaiian sinkhole--including one with eyes on the back of its head
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(46)
 
(WDSU dot com)
 
 
 
The Smithsonian is collecting Katrina artifacts from the Gulf Coast. Sill looking for the emptys from the " Heineken looter guy."
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official college football discussion thread
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(375)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Shopping mall Santas no longer allowed to say 'Ho, Ho, Ho' for fear of frightening children
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(107)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Madam, you're in the wrong exhibit--please stop licking the Picasso."
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(28)
 
(Some Flash)
 
 
 
Bored? Got nothing to do? Why not create your own superhero with this handy generator?
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(283)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
One of the very first Christmas cards ever produced, which was 162-years-old, sells for $16,000 at auction
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After months of planning, experts figure out how to remove three bottom stories from building
source: keloland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Übergeek parents use cooling technology instead of medicine to lower kid's fevers
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(81)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Trained wasps could replace dogs for sniffing out drugs, bombs and bodies. Unfortunately they can only catch really tiny frisbees
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(43)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
13-year old boy accidentally shoots his 10-year old brother upside the head. Police give dad a timeout
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(297)
 
(News-Observer)
 
 
 
Cops follow a trail of meat to capture shoplifter
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(23)
 
(Cape Codder)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to probation after shooting at squirrel which he thought was coyote but turned out to be his neighbor's bed
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(32)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson fined $5000 for his 'endzone putt' celebration from last weeks game against the Ravens
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(205)
 
(Web India)
 
 
 
Sex with Sharon Stone scarier than wolf attack
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(96)
 
(mcall)
 
 
 
Police officer loses gun on restroom toilet paper holder. Shiat meets fan
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gun Run - Fun Shooting Game
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Santa becomes Satan in the most unintentionally funny metal video ever
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(119)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines to accept dynamite, hand grenades, and plastic explosives in your checked luggage
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unsafe children's toys
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(101)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian Crown Princess Mette-Marit has a baby prince. No word on what the three wise moose will be bringing
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The type of sneeze you produce reveal various aspects of your personality
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Salen Statesman)
 
 
 
Road rage incident spurs man to attack car with sword. There Can Be Only One...person in this lane
source: 159.54.226.83   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Squirrels rampage through Kirkland, WA, vandalizing city Christmas trees and raiding local stores for nuts
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The doctor who invented Ecstasy in the 70s is sad the drug's been taken over by retarded ravers, instead of the intended raving retards
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(276)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for manufacturing meth ... from urine. Here comes jailarity and the science
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer and solved all world problems, Congress will now tackle the BCS system
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Michigan Daily)
 
 
 
Grandmother, 83, confuses three-storey beer bong with farmers' market, hits it (with pics)
source: michigandaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FBI plants sham candidate in West Virginia election, to uncover corruption in elections
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(62)
 
(ModBee)
 
 
 
Glow-in-the-dark flowers - they're not just for nuclear plants any more (with pic)
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
71-year-old retiree wrestled to floor, handcuffed, and hauled to county jail as mobile home residents' meeting spirals out of control
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(31)
 
(koco-tv)
 
 
 
Having a Christmas display featuring Santa Claus face down with an arrow in his back, reindeer, a sleigh and red crime scene tape may upset a few people this time of year (pic)
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(159)
 
(Some BMI chart)
 
 
 
Theme: Update existing consumer products to accommodate our increasingly obese nation
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The fastest U.S. sportscar goes 273 mph, or so fast you'll be able to outrun the sound of your wife bitching about how much you paid for it. With slideshow goodness
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an effort to combat drunk college kids, local housing association now listing "party houses." What could go wrong? BYOB
source: fandistrict.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Grannies go bad: 70-year-old grandmother arrested for stealing baby Jebus from a nativity scene
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(KIRO)
 
 
 
Having solved all of the country's other problems, the government will now turn to coloring the $10 bill some revolting hue of orange-ish rust
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 


Fri December 02, 2005
(Pulse24)
 
 
 
Tanker full of beer collides with a busload of Canadian teenage hockey players in a blinding snowstorm
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dave Letterman sees best ratings ever as eleventy billion bon-bon munching soccer moms tune in to watch his guest, Oprah
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russia to sell missiles to Iran despite disapproval of U.S., plans to wear leather jackets and listen to the Ramones as further proof of its rebellious nature
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Epsilon upgraded to hurricane, wanders off towards England
source: weather.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
If Fark had avatars (userpics, icons, whatever) what would yours be?
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(476)
 
(Glasgow Herald)
 
 
 
Scottish tailors get a tilt in their kilt at cheap acrylic Indian-made knockoffs, especially the "Clan Nahasapeemapetilon" tartan
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(47)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
GOP senator says paying company multi-million dollar contract to plant news stories in Iraq media just an effort "to get truth out"
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(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to winterize your body
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(87)
 
(Monitor)
 
 
 
After marriage, men "metarmophose into beer swilling fart machines who stop doing all the things we did when dating"
source: monitor.co.ug   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Church constructs drive-thru Christmas story for people who love the holidays but only have five minutes free to revel in it and are too lazy to haul their asses out of their cars to do so
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(22)
 
(Some Flabbergasted Guy)
 
 
 
Today...at the college where I work...a student was caught in the public computer lab, browsing pr0n, pants down, and "in the act". Please help me write a headline so I can get a link GLed when this finally hits the newswires
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(210)
 
(NewsWatch50.com)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson marrying above his species this weekend
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(184)
 
(link goes nowhere)
 
 
 
Theme: What might some of today's major websites look like if the domain name had been snagged by someone else?
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(94)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Note to self: when in charge of storing the Canadian military's tanks & missle launchers, double knot the rope next time
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skycar among list of crazy Neiman Marcus 2005 catalog gifts. Your dog wants the private Elton John concert
source: neimanmarcus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(smartmoney)
 
 
 
Ten things they won't tell you
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(75)
 
(physorg.com)
 
 
 
Car manufacturer creates a paint for their vehicles that repairs scratches on its own, restoring the surface to normal within a week
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man decides to spark up a boring barbecue conversation by turning his car into a flamethrower, shoots 30 ft flames out the tailpipe, Fire Marshalls not amused, hope fad goes up in smoke
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans want secret biotech agency to be immune to oversight. What could possibly go wrong?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Napoleon Fans to re-enact the battle of Austerlitz. Will include a sweet climactic dance scene
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
At 11:59 p.m., a non-handicapped driver inadvertently rented a handicapped parking space for $330
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(89)
 
(Cape Argus)
 
 
 
Pro-gun pastor charged in anti-occult paintball attack
source: capeargus.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when your car is impounded... with you still in it
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(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man who assaulted Nancy Kerrigan is denied opportunity to become SEAL because of his felony conviction
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Perhaps using "there are relatively few black people" as real-estate selling point wasn't such a good idea after all
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(473)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old not very good at pool, until you decide to "make it interesting." Then he'll school your sorry ass
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton launches her own watch collection. They're specially designed for people who can't tell when their 15 minutes of fame are up
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Ski season is starting... in Dubai's desert (pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tennessee town won't allow a sign advertising "Sexy Hair Concepts." Town residents find the concept of "sexy" as offensive and, thanks to all that cousin-lovin, ultimately unattainable
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Giant pink condom covers famous Buenos Aires landmark (pic)
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
College student downloads "Barcode Magic" and gets $150 iPod for $4.99. Doesn't count on police using "Jail Magic"
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
Man embezzles almost a quarter of a million dollars to finance his beatings by a dominatrix. Is soon likely to start getting his beatings for free
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(Elections Canada)
 
 
 
If you are feeling hungry on election day, do not eat your ballot
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Cannabis found to nearly double the risk of fatal crashes while nearly quadrupling the risk of watching an all-night Star Trek marathon
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(292)
 
(MosNews)
 
 
 
Russian man, complaining of chronic headaches, is told by doctors he has three large needles in his head
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(51)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
After woman refuses to marry a man, he asks a consumer protection group to certify him as a "quality husband"
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(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Two charged in cutting off man's ears waive hearing"
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(50)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
College atheist group offers free porn in exchange for Bibles. Gideons reportedly very excited by this plan
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(836)
 
(Design Like You Give A Damn)
 
 
 
Fark PS challenge: Our publisher can't decide to cover of our book, so design our "damn" cover. Selected design to be printed. Details in link
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(140)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Grocer discovers the reason little old ladies spent so much time watching the onion chopper demo video
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. customers may be told to take their Blackberry and Jam it
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(109)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple who lost ¥5 million in a loan scam subsequently swindled out of ¥20 million by those who pledged to help them recover it. Claim they're not worried though, a nice Nigerian man has offered to help them recover the ¥20 million
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Arkansas punter striking a pose
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
When dropping your ballot into the box, it is not recommended to set it on fire first
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner sues over broken oral agreement. Court case expected to be twice as long and 10 times as expensive as other court cases, to portray Costner as a reluctant hero
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(118)
 
(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
Forbes list of the top 15 richest fictional people
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(251)
 
(islandpacket.com)
 
 
 
Police nab armed robber as he returns to scene to claim his gun
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(15)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie signs "talent deal" with 20th Century Fox TV. Production to begin soon as someone discovers whatever her talent is
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(61)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Katrina refugees leave a donated house in Maryland to return to Louisiana, say "thank you" by spray-painting "MD Sucks" on the side of the house
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(410)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The spyware wars are over -- and spyware has won
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(234)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electricity finally reaches benighted savages of darkest Wales
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman loses $6,000 in a trade with someone who offered her $8,000 of money in exchange because they "didn't like the serial numbers"
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(153)
 
(NBC4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Principal punishes female student for kissing another girl on campus. Traces of mad cow disease found in faculty lounge
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(214)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts suspected of enhancing crowd noise during home games. Colts management claims it's normal for the moon to vibrate like that
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(146)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
There was a man who gave out cash by the bucket / Who is now missing offshore of Nantucket / Baker, they say / Might be taken away / While disappointed charities say... forget it
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Life-sized android woman created
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Remix any rock song with your favorite Christmas carol
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
World's tallest skyscraper causes earthquakes in Taiwan; summons Godzilla for own destruction
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(58)
 
(Morning Sun)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is OnStar. How can I help throw your drunken asses in jail?"
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(267)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police praise work of eyewitnesses whose keen-eyed observation helped them catch naked man hiding under canoe near a church. But really, how much more do you have to say?
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(17)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Q: What do the Grateful Dead and Metallica have in common? A: Happily, and once again, not a farking thing
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(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diving cricket catch
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(69)
 
(Some Elf)
 
 
 
The coolest Christmas lights display you'll ever see. Your dog wants epilepsy
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High-speed snapshots of bullets hitting various objects
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(95)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Iraq insurgents taking substance that they believe will make them invincible before attacking foreign troops. And it's not beer
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(255)
 
(One Red Paperclip)
 
 
 
Guy starts with paperclip, hopes to trade up for a house. Currently at snowmobile
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(113)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over a third of Americans age 40 and over are unattached and dating, good for women 'cause that's when they're at their best, bad for men 'cause that's when they're too old to appreciate it
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(309)
 
(EHOWA)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: EHOWA's "Let's Bring Em Home" needs your help
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
West Virginia to tax all online purchases
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(174)
 
(November Sweeps)
 
 
 
News crew goes around offering $20 to homeless people for one hour of landscaping work
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(219)
 
(NBC 17)
 
 
 
You know your World Beer Festival was a smash when it renders local baseball field unusable for nearly a year
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(44)
 


Thu December 01, 2005
(harpers.org)
 
 
 
If you think American toys are bad, check out what they're selling in Japan
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(140)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian squirrel pack kills dog. Your dog wants protection
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First quantum byte created. (Is this good, bad or geek news?)
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(193)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colorful swinger
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(80)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
High school newspaper runs story on birth control. Administrators give students lesson on how the First Amendment applies to everyone EXCEPT students at that high school
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(270)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Library worker suspended for trying to rescue squirrel trapped in ceiling
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(62)
 
(Money Magazine)
 
 
 
Canadians want to install device that uses GPS to regulate speeding. What could possibly go wrong?
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest space picture you'll see today
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(122)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gorilla nipple fetish lawsuit settled. This headline doesn't need anything extra to sell it
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(50)
 
(Science daily)
 
 
 
For the right price, you too can throw up where Jerry Garcia did
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(34)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's good to be a Wiggle
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(183)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Teens pranking 14 of their neighbors with threats to burn down their houses are surprised to learn they set off a statewide terrorist hunt
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(67)
 
(News-Observer)
 
 
 
Mall kicks chess players out because they're rowdy, hog all the good seats and never buy anything
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush summoned to jury duty, but works connections to skip out. Kerry did serve, but indicted his own leg to get voted jury foreman
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope to abolish limbo. Electric Slide, Macarena also on the chopping block
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(233)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bird flu found in the U.S. Mass hysteria begins... wait for it... NOW
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(140)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, a Swedish man was fined for reading pornographic stories involving oral sex to six-year-olds. And jailarity ensued forever after
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(42)
 
(United Press International)
 
 
 
Bats found to be natural carrier of ebola. Would explain Ozzy's constant bleeding from eyes and ass
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(46)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Bicycling beer burglar busted
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(28)
 
(telegraphindia.com)
 
 
 
Calcutta suffering shortage of male models, forced to outsource for Mr. India contest
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(28)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Middle-schooler removes camera in ceiling of boys' bathroom, gets suspended by principal who put it there
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(222)
 
(Some Nair'do weller)
 
 
 
One hundred fifty years of hurricanes leaves millions of miles of pubic hair strewn across the Atlantic Ocean and eastern U.S.
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(87)
 
(Rolling Stoned)
 
 
 
Scott Stapp and 311 brawl over who is more irrelevant
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(322)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Investors consider buying Knight Ridder for $4 billion. That's a lot of cash, even if the car does talk
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney and Cletus transform son's bedroom into nativity scene, with little Cletus Jr. as the Christ child. Three wise men to present gifts of adolescent drug problem, therapy and a contract for a "tell all" book
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(CNN)
 
 
 
From the "Dick Van Patten Eats Dog Food" department, this news: "Dick Van Patten Eats Dog Food"
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(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Friends gather at car-surfer's funeral to shout his favorite phrase, "Let's get naked"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Garlic paste causes airport bomb scare. Authorities now on the lookout for the dreaded pâte a choux bomber
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(45)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
The true story behind the infamous "Carlton Dance"
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(145)
 
(Some Warning)
 
 
 
Theme: Warnings for things that wouldn't normally need one
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(162)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A glowing Marge Simpson stuck to a woman's dashboard results in a traffic ticket and fine
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Researchers develop food additive that cuts cow flatulence by 70 percent. Here comes the science
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist offers sex advice from her "On the Couch" series
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(68)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty in horse-sex case, claims he was simply distraught over the loss of his wife, Di, and the stress of running a monarchy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you see Nelson Mandela wandering the streets of Salford with a sheep and a sword, don't worry, he's allowed
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(35)
 
(NJ 101.5)
 
 
 
Men kidnap women from home, half-bury her alive bound and gagged. Then call husband from her cell phone demanding ransom after she had been found and returned. Needless to say he ain't paying it. "WTF" tag sought for questioning
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefox 1.5 is out, and it's got a case of the awesomes
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(505)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Global warming to decrease temperatures in England, increase Bush confusion
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(334)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Mother decides massive keg party is best way to help 14-year-old son make friends in new town
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fiftieth anniversary of Rosa Parks' arrest and imminent execution of Crips founder creates perfect storm of white guilt
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(569)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Alaska resident wants to install a nuclear particle accelerator in his home. Can't imagine anyone being upset by this plan
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(114)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Researchers find that coffee improves short-term memory, speeds up reaction times and cures a bad case of the Mondays
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(91)
 
(KGBT 4)
 
 
 
Health inspectors shut down street corner taco stands
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(86)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain considers making the legal amount for marijuana possession about 500 joints
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(192)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Who would have thought? Body of mobster who went missing during trial found in a trunk in Jersey
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(78)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
High school finds a great way to get kids to stop swearing -- have cops issue $103 fines for the offense
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(178)
 
(Casper Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Professional video-game cheater files suit against California company, accusing them of stealing cheats, posting said cheats online as their own cheats. Cheat cheat cheat
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(125)
 
(Empire Online)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest independent films
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(296)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star light, star bright, woman struck by meteorite (pic)
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(94)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
Teenager fires shotgun at peeping tom's home after discovering the peeping tom spying on his girlfriend
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these octogenarians
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(88)
 
(wfsb3)
 
 
 
Kids invent game called Dodge Car. What could possibly go wrong?
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walgreens Corporation puts four Illinois pharmacists on "immediate unpaid leave" for refusing to sell emergency contraceptives on moral grounds
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(935)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
What to buy for the man who has everything: A V8-powered snowblower
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors perform first partial face transplant. Soon, you too can look just like everyone else
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(44)
 
(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson: Collagen or friction burn? (with pics)
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(144)
 
(Scoop.co.nz)
 
 
 
Protestors try to hoard bacon supply by chaining themselves to bacon truck (with pic)
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(85)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Air raid siren in New York suddenly turns on at 1:00 a.m. and blares for 40 minutes before anybody remembers how to turn the damn thing off
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Smugglers busted after shipping drugs via heroin-coated paintings. "Behind the allure of artwork lurked the poison of heroin," says Captain Melodramatic of the DEA
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It must suck when the valet goes to get your $60,000 sports car and finds it rammed between two other cars
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upcoming Charles and Camilla TV movie to omit sex scenes, citing bestiality concerns
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks make 45 out of 57 free throws to beat the Chicago Bulls 109-101
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peru is suing Yale to recover artifacts stolen from Macchu Picchu over a century ago. In other news, Ted Striker still unable to get over Macho Grande
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(143)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
In "karma's a bitch" news, Judy Belushi writing nasty book about Bob Woodward, who wrote nasty book about John Belushi
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(41)
 
(Pet Owners Online)
 
 
 
Family changes dog's name to Sparky after he survives 240-volt shock from refrigerator cable
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(56)
 


Wed November 30, 2005
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 30: "Self Portraits." Link goes to next week's contest. Please read first post
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(465)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What the pets do when you're not home
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giant scorpions once roamed the earth, eventually killed off by giant Vanilla Ice
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(68)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke can't even suck properly. Dammit
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(77)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Tragic stink-bombing at high school results in hospitalizations, arrests. Hilarity surrenders
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(42)
 
(E&P)
 
 
 
Retired journalist calls Wikipedia "a flawed and irresponsible research tool." Why? He was named as being directly involved in both Kennedy assassinations for four months
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(140)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Four-year-old learns nothing is free -- not even a sit on Santa's lap
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(103)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"I don't play... I don't play," says police officer as he marches handcuffed 13-year-old girl off school bus for shouting at him
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(252)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cabbie finds $350,000 worth of diamonds in back seat, returns them to rightful owner, gets diamond bracelet as reward
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(46)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
Soundgarden singer sues ex-wife and former manager, accusing her of mismanaging funds and making him feel Minnesota despite looking California
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(127)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not happy with just buying a square inch of land, New York developers pay $430 per square foot of air
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(34)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Principal takes "hit the books" speech a bit too literally, beats self up, tells police it was some Hispanic guys. Perfect example of when your PrinciPAL becomes your PrinciMASOCHIST
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, who hates alcohol and alcohol drinkers, loves money and is introducing a line of vodka. It promises to have some hair on it, though nobody can figure out what that is
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz to star in Jimi Hendrix bopic. 'Scuse me while I demand my nine bucks back
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miniature Hurricane Katrina holiday display -- complete with tiny blue-tarped roofs and piles of debris -- does not go over well at Louisiana shopping mall
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UPenn student in trouble for publishing picture of two students boning
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(104)
 
(NBC13.com)
 
 
 
Man with see-through pants asks women "if they could see what he had." Jailarity ensues
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(20)
 
(Philly Weekly)
 
 
 
Philadelphia reporter takes buyout, jumps to competition, remembered fondly by colleagues: "Kurt's ideal story includes someone getting f**ked and then shot, or hog-tied and then dismembered."
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(15)
 
(PJ Star)
 
 
 
"Worst Christmas tree in the world" put up for 30th straight year. It cost 10 cents in 1975, and even then, this barber overpaid (with pic)
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(30)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Maine mechanic is first entrant into national snowmobile hall of fame. In other news, there's a snowmobile hall of fame
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(10)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Unable to get arrested for jumping from his second-story roof, Tennessee man finally succeeds by stripping naked in 40-degree weather and firing handgun at passing cars
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(12)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Is there anything global warming can't do? Now it's going to cause a new European ice age
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Record for shortest ambulance chase set when car smahes into personal-injury attorneys' office
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Denver window washers discover the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the thrust of the gust (pics)
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High school girl sent home from school for wearing camouflage. Tight, form-fitting camouflage (pic)
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Good: You wake up with a woman in your bed. Bad: You wake up with a woman driver in your bed
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(New York Blade)
 
 
 
Gay GOP group wants drag show investigated for mocking heterosexual audience members and using inappropriate language. Man up, nancies
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Men caught urinating in public in Wisconsin forced by judge to write letters of apology that are published by local newspaper. Some of them are just dripping with remorse
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New dating service offers to help find you a partner while traveling on airplanes. Mile High Club package is extra
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(Local6)
 
 
 
High school bans students from wearing huge, baggy pants due to safety concerns. And because, well, they just look like dumbasses
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"It wasn't sexual assault, it was sleep sex"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this door 102
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Two wonderful things will come together tomorrow
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Mans falls from balcony during spitting contest, dies. Disqualified for cheating
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Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, "traces of cocaine were found on Michael Jackson's underwear during a police raid" and he has something in common with Rush Limbaugh
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"Free Media in Iraq" includes stories planted by Americans pretending to be written by locals
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Helpful tip for the aspiring shoplifter: Bringing your own handcuff keys with you can be really helpful. In other news, any handcuff key opens any set of handcuffs. Who knew?
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New Scottish opera to open in Edinburgh. Ewen MacTeagle's "What's Five Pounds to the Bloody Midland Bank?" not on the program as of yet
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratory can't account for 600 pounds of plutonium. Authorities are searching for an eccentric, wild-haired doctor driving a silver DeLorean and his spunky teenage buddy
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Gregory Peck's star stolen from Holly wood Walk of Fame. "Somebody went out there with a cement saw and carved it out of the black terrazzo"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New German chancellor shows she's got a pair, refuses to deal with terrorists
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today is the last day of hurricane season and the first day of complacence season
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Bin Laden and Zarqawi have not been found "primarily because they don't want us to find them" and other statements of the bleedin' obivous from CIA Chief Goss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British company with a little bit too much time on their hands invents butter with a temperature control
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Creative people get more sex -- due to the believable lies they can think up in order to get laid
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Villepin explains that burning cars and generally intimidating the populace of France for a month was not rioting; is apparently using Australian rules riot definition
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Female managers who wear tight skirts and low-cut blouses are viewed as less competent, but totally hot (in most cases)
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Highschool football coach caught on video moving the first down marker to help his team win
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. economy growing faster than Tom Cruise's wang in an L.A. park men's room
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian Santas get off to disastrous start
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Realizing that all other problems have NOT been solved, Senator Spector backs off of recent statements regarding Terrell Owens
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
On the first day of hunting season, father teaches his son the importance of gun safety by shooting him in the leg
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police say that the two guys who were discovered in a hole in the street, completely naked and covered in dust, were uncomfortably close to committing an illegal act. Bank robbery, to be specific
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(IOL.ie)
 
 
 
Two years and seven months after ending major combat operations in Iraq, Bush releases a "victory strategy" to win in Iraq
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(Khaleej Times)
 
 
 
"Bullet proof" man gets friends to shoot him in the stomach. Jailarity and a Darwin Awards nomination ensue
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Having solved world hunger, disease and poverty, church group turns its attention to spending thousands on TV ads encouraging shopping at stores which use the word "Christmas" rather than "Holidays"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Celebrity farkers and MythBusters hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman killed by Zeus. Farkers rush to console grief-stricken Kari Byron
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George Michael to wed. Reception will be held in Stall 3 of the bus station men's restroom
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Men's testosterone levels spike when they perceive that they're not trusted. I'd tell you more, but you're a bunch of filthy animals that can't be trusted to handle this information wisely
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The only thing worse than not having indoor plumbing is having relatives that use the outhouse for target practice
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TV company decides to mug unsuspecting passers-by for its new show
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(mcall)
 
 
 
Woman gets burned on lips by hot popper at Pizza Hut. Husband sues for loss of blowjobs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you steal a car from a repair shop, make sure you don't pick the one that needs its brakes repaired
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(TPC)
 
 
 
Newspaper gets in trouble for front page picture of two female soccer players flashing their sports bra below the title "Goals Gone Wild" (with pic, SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moveon.org adds pants to the ad with the "American" soldiers who are actually British to make one guy look less British
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Farmer paints his cows, horses and dogs bright orange to keep them from getting shot by hunters
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you thought the relationship between a professional sports figure and his agent was creepy, it just got even creepier
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(San Diego Tribune)
 
 
 
Meat market fined $200,000 for serving bacteria-ridden illegal Mexican bathtub cheese. Mmmmmm... Mexican bathtub cheese...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Henry Earl arrests up 27 percent this year. Hail to the king
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(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
If someone tells you there is buried treasure in your yard and that you have to leave $30,000 outside overnight to bless the site, it's probably a scam
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(witz.org)
 
 
 
So that's how Oprah keeps the weight down (with pic)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Think Hitler's first name was "Heil"? You belong on a TV quiz show. Caution: RTFA may result in loss of intelligence
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Atlanta claims it has "world's largest aquarium." Chicago aquarium says Abalone, that place is a dive. Exhibits are packed in like sardines. Atlanta says Chicago just being crabby, shellfish about keeping bragging rights
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ten-by-16 inch burglar attempts to escape through a nine-by-15 inch window. Hilarity ensues (with classic pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scissors and other sharp objects no longer banned on airplanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The revolution against a politically correct Christmas begins in Oxford, Nova Scotia
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover miniature solar system, announce it's just the cutest thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little farker
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
RIAA bans telling friends about songs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arkansas State Police advise hitting deer, but swerve to avoid larger animals such as cows
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that monkeys have accents
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia digs up patch of soccer field where winning World Cup goal was scored so they can preserve it with dry ice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Impress your friends by making Coke machines display stuff like how much money is in the machine and the temperature inside
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Fugitive pulls gun on plainclothes cop following a re-enactment of the Budweiser "What's Up" commercial. Jailarity ensues
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(Sunday Times)
 
 
 
Judge to decide whether stationary brick wall can get speeding ticket
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Tue November 29, 2005
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Man lets train chop off his fingers to claim an insurance payout, but the road after that for Stumpy got a little bumpy
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(Some Pods)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Pods. (GIS may be NSFW)
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(MoveOn.org)
 
 
 
Moveon.org commercial about American soldiers stuck in Iraq over Thanksgiving has great photos -- of British soldiers
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(The KC Channel)
 
 
 
"Mistakes have been made in life," says newest member of Kansas community college board, who just happens to be a convicted felon
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
John McCain doesn't think torture works. But John McCain himself broke under torture. Therefore it does work and the U.S. should keep doing it. (And thus, the circle of logic is complete)
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Man mistakenly calls cops while searching for crack; gives them his address. In other news: Crack makes you stupid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former chief of staff to Colin Powell comments on the Bush's handling of Iraq. Choice words include: "a moron, an idiot or a nefarious bastard"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward and an epic eight-year coke binge among this year's inductees to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dumbass toll collector accepts an unusually large number of counterfeit $100 bills during his shift. Jailarity ensues
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"If your future employer bad mouths the previous applicant, you may not want to take a job there" and other such obvious advice on what not to look for in a boss
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
One day to go until haggis season
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Playboy's annual college girls issue will have to leave the Pac-10 behind now that ASU coeds can no longer use the university logo in nude photos
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stones to be featured at Super Bowl Half Time Show. Mick promises no wardrobe malfunctions, Keith does not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
About the nursing home where the owners left everyone to die in Katrina: Add that to the long list of things that never happened but were reported as fact
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to deal with your online porn addiction
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good grief you blockheads, get your Christmas trees and settle down for the 40th year anniversary showing of the "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Do do do do, do do do do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists finally figure out how bees fly. Apparently it was with their wings all along
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Your roommate won't share his beer and spaghetti with you. Do you: A) Ask him again nicely? B) Go buy your own? Or C) Open fire on him with your AK-47? (with pic)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stan Berenstain, creator of the Berenstain Bears, dies at age 82
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wagner signs four-year, $43 million contract with the Mets. Bach, Mozart demand new contracts
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(The Whig)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what you'd say to an escaped mental patient when you're both up to your necks in Lake Ontario in November? Try "WALK"
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NewsFlash
 
Wanting TV time during his warm up for the 2008 presidential run, Virginia's governor pulls the plug on No. 1000
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(168)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Yesterday's deer trapped at Busch Stadium is today's venison blue plate special
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(18)
 
(Kos)
 
 
 
Right wingers caught spreading lies about Cindy Sheehan again. No word on why they won't just let her idiocy speak for itself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man accused of lighting cigarette and peeing in aisle of plane tells judge he was in a hurry to get to his rehab centre. So that's okay, then
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(17)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes.com answers the age old question: Is deer or elk blood the secret ingredient in Jägermeister?
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(166)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Despite all evidence of Chairman Mao's crimes, folks in Berkeley still love this killer of millions: "I think it's part of a continuing attempt to discredit communism and Maoism"
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(Playboy Bone-y)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner buys cemetery vault next to Marilyn Monroe; plans to bone her for all eternity
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
New brand of condoms aptly named "Huge" make a big first impression
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(121)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Photos of mobile strip club found outside Tampa football stadium (with video of stripper pole)
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(88)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Court orders man to make alimony payments to his ex-wife for 10,333 years
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(58)
 
(Brussels Journal)
 
 
 
"The Soviet Union suddenly collapsed in 1989, when the inability of communism to create wealth bankrupted the state. In France, the same thing might be happening"
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Without a trace of hyperbole, most Americans are "horrified" at the idea of re-gifting. Also, they're "appalled and terrified" by gummi worms, "mortified" by hangnails
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ric Flair surrenders on road rage charges. The Smoking Gun is there with The Nature Boy's rough mug shot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dumb: Following your ex to the police station. Dumber: When the cops come out to investigate, speeding off, side-swiping a patrol car. Dumberest: While speeding away, losing control of your car and driving into the river
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(23)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Nobody is sure whose electric bill Daniel has been paying for the past seven years, but they are sure it wasn't his own
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What comes after Delta? Epsilon
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(93)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
One thousand executions. That's it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected designs of famous national monuments
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules man must stand outside post office wearing sandwich board that reads, "I have stolen mail. This is my punishment"
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(197)
 
(Register Herald)
 
 
 
West Virginia man puts 12 satellite dishes on his front porch, gets 5,000 channels (with pic)
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(203)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Because turkey should not be served only once per year, man burns down house with turkey fryer last night
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(52)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man invents audio device that annoys the under-twenty crowd, but cannot be heard by their elders, in order to young people from gathering where they're not welcome
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(VoiceofReason)
 
 
 
Top 10 porn movies based on the latest movie blockbusters includes "Harry Rotter" and the "On-Fire Gobbling"
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(198)
 
(Starpulse News)
 
 
 
50 Cent to create a line of condoms and a vibrator shaped like himself to compliment those children's books of his
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(143)
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson is not the biological father of his white children, reveals ex-wife
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(169)
 
(tonight.co.za)
 
 
 
Harry Potter actor admits he's often mobbed by fans of Elijah Wood who think that he is Frodo
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(143)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
GM has UAW running scared: Union relents on 72 percent pay raise for workers, but holds the line on extra 17 paid holidays
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(276)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Cyber Monday, the traditional busiest day of the year for online shopping. Except it is actually the 12th busiest and the term was invented sometime last week
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(76)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Moscow's St. Basil's Cathedral, which survived invasions by Napoleon and Hitler, is being damaged by rock concerts and snowboarding exhibitions on Red Square
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(39)
 
(TNMC)
 
 
 
Man tells FBI he was carjacked, but he wasn't. He just didn't want to get in trouble with his girlfriend for banging the prostitute seated beside him
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(27)
 
(Spanish.com)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Delta hits Canary Islands, killing seven and dumping 60 litres of rain per square metre, whatever the hell that means
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(63)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Mom's special mac-and-cheese ingredient lands her in jail
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that love dies rather quickly -- as suspected
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(113)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the state, Illinois governor calling for end to junk food in schools. School Board director unimpressed: "I don't know what problem they're trying to solve here"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator Arlen Specter may refer T.O.'s suspension to anti-trust committee, which is exactly what Congress needs to be focusing on right now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jerry Hall encourages people to talk about erectile dysfunction, which she has suffered from since since seeing Keith Richard's naked ass in 1987
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Okay, we'll give you the crack pipe and some vasoline for your chapped lips, but please pay your bills before getting high. Thank you, the Ontario Government.
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Filtering out useless information helps to store the really important stuff -- explaining why men never remember what women say to them while watching the game
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
U.S. congressman can't make it work on $150,000 a year, faces foreclosure. Duke Cunningham never had to worry about that
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(83)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
With nothing else to do, Welsh scientists drill world's smallest hole
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Squinting computer users don't blink as much, have less sex with real people
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(46)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts town removes painting of Mayflower colonists from town hall because women weren't allowed to vote in 1620
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(166)
 
(Post Standard)
 
 
 
"All I do is kidnap, shoot and sell drugs... I'm not a rapist." Clearly, this man should be set free immediately
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Orleans announces citywide wireless internet, so that during the next hurricane you can read Fark from your boat
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Ah, the time before Christmas - when Norwegians get drunk and do stupid things they later regret
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(ABC)
 
 
 
City bus becomes pinball, caroming off SUV, bumpered across street by state capitol and finally scoring extra million by hitting Department of Transportation building
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Columnist responds to Fark by stripping down to a bikini and daring Fark to photoshop her. Voting enabled
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(Some Pet Owner)
 
 
 
Photoshop the late, great Stormy dog. It would be fantastic if she could make submitter smile or laugh one more time
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A look at "White Water," a game for the classic Intellivision system which somehow managed to combine rafting with a madman who throws axes
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Is Coke keeping it real? High Times investigates Coca-Cola's cocaine heritage
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Tip for writing an online dating ad: Semi-retired does mean "in prison"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1987, gold sells for more than $500 an ounce. Makers of printer ink remain unimpressed
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old boy forces cancellations of eight trains by throwing stones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what Fark would have been like back in the heyday of radio. (Actual DJs especially invited to submit)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tired of commuting, four teachers marry driver. That's right, four women, one guy. They were impressed with his "good morals"
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