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Sun November 27, 2005
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Robbery suspects attempt getaway in donkey cart, wind up making asses of themselves
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(15)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Whisky snobs pay $3100 a dram for a single malt that won't be ready until 2017. Did I mention that the distillery is still an empty cattle shed?
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(78)
 
(Leftlane)
 
 
 
$1.4 million Bugatti Veyron in the wild
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(119)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
College cuts heating bill by over 90% by switching from electricity to wood. And that's just the beginning
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(99)
 
(women24.com)
 
 
 
Series of sex tips that women can anonymously forward to their men, so they can get well shagged this Christmas
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(240)
 
(Some Losing Guy)
 
 
 
My girlfriend is beating me at Scrabble right now. 6 letters left in the bag. 156-100. How can I get even....? I just made the word "Yew", and I dont' know what it means.
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(260)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Newark not sure what to do with its 75-year-old 60-foot beer bottle once the old Pabst Brewery is demolished. Some suggest a park with the bottle as the centerpiece
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(56)
 
(Denton RC)
 
 
 
Who knew life in Denton, Texas was so interesting? Highlights from police blotter include poisoned azaleas, assaults with high-pressure hoses and neighbors offering to "kill you and scatter your brains on the sidewalk"
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(150)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you purchased a piece of Plymouth Rock off of eBay, don't be expecting a certificate of authenticity anytime soon
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(44)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Something doesn't belong here
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(151)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Troubled Japanese space probe begins expelling gas after rendezvous with Taco Bell asteroid
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(30)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Official Grey Cup discussion thread. Als versus Esks, rouges expected to be key to victory
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(344)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Space agencies have no trouble finding women willing to lie down for 60 days with free massages
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Federal agents embarrassed that labels inside their U.S. Border Patrol uniforms read: "Made in Mexico."
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(109)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Modern scientists retrace steps of famous early 20th century biologist Joseph Grinnell, discover that rodents live in different places than they used to and so the world is doomed
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(32)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Three musicians with way too much free time turn local building into a gigantic harp. Spiffy beats Strange by a string
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(26)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah trio want the right to walk hand-in-hand-in-hand down the aisle
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(452)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
If you can't figure out where 500,000 gallons of raw sewage per day is, the brown geyser gushing several feet high beside major road might be a hint
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(48)
 
(KWQC)
 
 
 
Sick: Man kidnaps 6-year-old girl. Sicker: ... so he can carve demonic insignia in her chest. Sickest: ... so he can win back his ex-girlfriend
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(253)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
Lingerie store with live mannequins drives away local business
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Southern accents moving toward extinction as more and more southerners seek to eliminate or modify their accent
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(416)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Godiva to release upscale chocolate line for the holiday season; at $120 a pound, it'd better come with a hot cocoa sampler box
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man shoots his neighbor's dog in the leg after warning shots failed to keep it from chasing his children
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(222)
 
(About)
 
 
 
The top 10 martial arts movies of all time
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(231)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Enya records her new album in her own made-up language after deciding English is too "obtrusive"
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(192)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Golfer Fred Funk forced to wear pink skirt during Skins game after Annika Sorenstam outdrives him off the tee (with pic)
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(66)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
7-year-old girl gets a pump jack and lifts a car to save her dad who was pinned undeneath
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode singer forced to remove ring piercing from his taint after one of his kids quizzed him about it
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(157)
 
(theolympian)
 
 
 
From the train tracks, to the prison, to your table. Slow moose. It's what's for dinner
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this simulator
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(87)
 
(WXXA)
 
 
 
Today would have been Bruce Lee's 65th birthday
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(111)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Seattle monorail cars clip each other, showering passengers with broken glass. Lyle Lanley skips town with suitcase full of cash
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Behold the crappiest cars ever made
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(387)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Underwater hockey: The obscure sport where the most important tactic is, "Do I want to score a goal or breathe?" Oh, and apparently it has a world championships and 48 teams play in 20 states (with pic)
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"These were the precise reasons that we fought Saddam Hussein, and now we are seeing the same things."
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(314)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man kills wife with nail gun, tries to commit suicide with it, just ends up screwed
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(62)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Watching 'CSI' type shows causes jurors to demand precise video re-enactments in trials, along with those cool squishy noises
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(131)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hero who commandeered a school bus to relocate Katrina survivors now in jail for commandeering heroin to distribute to Katrina survivors
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dirty old man
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bose audio company develops car that jumps over obstacles, KITT, General Lee and Moon Patrol unimpressed
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(99)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"I've always been very proud of it. I've used it to threaten my brothers my entire life." says Tilda Swinton of her third nipple.
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(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Sweden, any child writing to Santa is guaranteed personal reply and small gift
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(132)
 
(The New Atlantis)
 
 
 
Journalist for new "image culture" cites FARK.com Photoshop contests as evidence for human desire for the incongruous
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(92)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fire that destroyed replica Lewis and Clark's fort provides chance for archaeologists to probe ground there, rebuild with greater accuracy
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(29)
 


Sat November 26, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AOL users upset about ads on their blogs, rofl, lmao
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(109)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's proposed education reform will leave out World Wars, Russian Revolution, Cold War, and does not mention Nazism or Communism
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(129)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Viagra now number one party pill for people under 30
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox News hits another hot news babe home run with Victoria Murphy (SFW)
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(276)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
It's time again for an article to list all the possible things a terrorist could shoot with an easily acquired armor-piercing rifle. Be very afraid
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(205)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ultimate geek gift guide
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(65)
 
(pittsburghlive)
 
 
 
"Attention, travelers with nipple piercings: If you plan to fly out of Pittsburgh International Airport this holiday season, bring your pliers."
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(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tabloid TV shows pissed at Jessica Simpson's dad for making them work on Thanksgiving Day, due to timing of split announcement
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anatomically correct Anamanta dolls teach kids about sex, breastfeeding and puberty. Sounds like a good idea in theory, but these are just plain scary-looking (with pics, possibly not safe for work)
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(149)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ten worst tech gadgets of the year
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(80)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Retired Canadian, angry that bank company sends his credit card information to the U.S. for processing, crashes bank's computer by paying his bill on line -- in 985 instalments
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(101)
 
(Cayman Net News)
 
 
 
Four armed police officers launch daring midnight raid to arrest wanted fugitive. She'll think twice next time before forgetting to pay a $20 parking ticket
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(42)
 
(abc13.com)
 
 
 
Couple wed 7,000 miles apart via teleconference. "You may now kiss the screen"
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(26)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Now that retailers have turned shoppers upside-down to shake the money out of their pockets, they're selling Christmas trees to match (with pic)
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(52)
 
(Albany Times Union)
 
 
 
In order to catch murder suspect, police create phony reward poster with the disclaimer "this is not real you stupid crackhead"
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(50)
 
(Some Crustation)
 
 
 
Photoshop an everyday machine into a situation that you'd not expect to see it. (Link goes to inspiration)
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hospital adds perky breasts to its list of employment perks
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Inspired by too many cartoons, 4 inmates escape from maximum security by climbing down tied together bed sheets
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(46)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
BBC admits that a reporter crying over a dying terrorist may indicate a slight bias
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(213)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman asks for tooth pick as she didn't want penis stuck in her teeth all day
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sale at Volo Auto Museum includes Grateful Dead tour bus, a real electric chair from the New York prison system, and the original 1957 Plymouth Fury used in the film Christine
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(42)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer wants the Simpsons. His son issues statement: "Не имейте коровы, человека."
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(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Record number of bikers over 40 hit the road, usually face first
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(118)
 
(ketv.com)
 
 
 
Nebraska plans to use molasses as a noncorrosive alternative to salt for de-icing roads and smothering pancakes, because salty pancakes just suck
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(46)
 
(PopSci)
 
 
 
Linux-Powered Keg Fridge for the geek that drinks
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(62)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Car crashing through wall helps homeowners sell their house
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swimming with dolphins found to help alleviate depression, tuna deficiencies
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beans cause elevator to explode. Taco Bell unavailable for comment
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian tycoon beats balloon record by flying to 69,000 feet, operating call centre from the edge of space
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson has "decided to convert to Islam because ... it is the closest religion to his personal beliefs." Catholic priests perplexed
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(228)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Japanese police will start doing background checks on cheering sections at baseball games, since they're slowly being taken over by...organized crime?
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(19)
 
(Smear Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Liquify
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Condoms, hair gel and waxing added to the monthly calculation of the consumer price index in Cyprus
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(12)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teacher gives anti-Bush vocabulary quiz. Hilarity ensues
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(307)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Taser set on stunned after Nasdaq threatens to stop trading its shares
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(25)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Al Jazeera demands Blair reveal Bush bombing plans, explain distant whistling sound growing louder
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(103)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC retailer runs out of $200 laptops while a pack of New Yorkers wait outside. What could possibly go wrong?
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(83)
 
(kptm.com)
 
 
 
Council Bluffs, Iowa city leaders, tired of deer problem, want to allow bow hunting within city limits. This could not possibly end badly
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(43)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New mall store: Monks-R-Us
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(19)
 
(Some Rhythm Method Guy)
 
 
 
Condoms protect Brazilian singer from having to perform at the Vatican
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(44)
 
(kten)
 
 
 
Ahhh, small town police hijinks. "We won't run you in for this warrant if you let us shoot you with a pellet gun"
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(48)
 
(Hawke's Bay Today)
 
 
 
New Zealand man in court for violating liquor ban was slurring his speech - he blamed it on his dog
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(18)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
If you're going to spend the weekend shooting at people, throwing beer bottles at campers and rolling your car over, you might as well decapitate a family's dog for good measure
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(36)
 
(Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Unbeknownst to onlookers, city officials sedate flocks of crows. Hilarity ensues
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(60)
 
(Gainesville.com)
 
 
 
Airline passenger discovers that lighting up a cigarette, then taking a whiz in the aisle, gets your flight diverted
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these racing pigs
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(66)
 
(KFYR TV)
 
 
 
If you run out of gift ideas this year, there's always the annual arts and crafts show at the North Dakota State Pen
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(22)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man gets call from Romanian Government saying he now owns a 2285 metre high mountain, complete with several waterfalls and a dozen brown bears
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Because they hate America: French television to do new, Frenchified version of "Starsky and Hutch."
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Japanese space probe succeeds on second attempt at pulling a sample out of its asteroid
source: science.monstersandcritics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NBC didn't report accident during parade, used footage of last year's M&M's balloons
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hugo Chavez gives cheap oil to thousands of poor Boston & NY residents
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
At a critical time in his minority government, Canada's Prime Minister's self-important Irish rock star approval rating is slipping
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(92)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Really cool picture of Saturn's "Death Star" moon with the rings behind it
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
God and the M60 machine gun
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(236)
 


Fri November 25, 2005
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hunters reminded that the bear shouldn't be considered dead until it's a floor covering in your house, even if you've already shot it four times with a .444
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(93)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Burglars flee after beholding the apocalyptic sight of Antonio Banderas running toward them. Naked. With a sword
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(72)
 
(PapersPlease.org)
 
 
 
Court case to decide if US citizens must show show id papers to security guards on demand, anywhere, anytime or risk jail time. Will Big Brother officially put the K in America?
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(853)
 
(wjbd radio)
 
 
 
Whipping a gun out probably isn't the best way to cut in line to take a leak, numbnut discovers
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(23)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Men dressed in suits and bow ties trash liquor stores. Pee-Wee Herman wanted for questioning
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(72)
 
(Some GIS)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Figurines
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(78)
 
(Enid News)
 
 
 
Woman freaks out when newspaper runs picture of hawk picking up squirrel
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(192)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
In Colorado, for years you've been able to opt for more expensive wind generated electricity. Now it's cheaper than regular electricity...but you can't sign up for it
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(107)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Pilgrims, running low on beer, stopped at Plymouth Rock to look for an AM/PM
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Perfect Slutskaya takes first place. Trampova and Whoreov take second and third
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(65)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man falls asleep on airplane, doesn't wake up until the return trip home
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(49)
 
(Thanhnien News)
 
 
 
McDonalds switching to Vietnamese fish for Filet-O-Fish Sandwich, claims "you love it long time, it no suckie, full meal for under 5 dollar."
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(126)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand / But now her thong-clad ass on postcards has been banned
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(85)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Thief who stole bulging green bag from someone's porch was probably surprised to discover it was loaded with dirty diapers
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(36)
 
(Salem News)
 
 
 
Family Thanksgiving interrupted by man ringing doorbell to let them know that he parked his BMW in their driveway. Upside down
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(38)
 
(NewsWatch50.com)
 
 
 
High-school students shooting video project catch asshat robbing church. Jailarity and A+ ensue
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(59)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teenager with peanut allergy dies as a result of a kiss from her boyfriend
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(391)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bowler keeping it ol' school
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"I don't need a TV license because I only watch Australian soaps and you don't need a license in Australia," and other awful excuses Britons use when evading purchase of a TV license
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(240)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Genetic expert plans to trace Father Christmas
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson to donate Mayan pyramids from latest movie to Mexican state. With bug-eyed crazy man photo goodness
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(120)
 
(Impact Lab)
 
 
 
Who needs to hit the triple 7 when you can use an industrial vacuum cleaner to suck money out of slot machines
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(25)
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton believed Santa Claus was real until she was 17
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(128)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of dumbass to complain to the police about breach of contract after the hit man she hired fails
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient gas bubbles back global warming theories. Scientists unsure if giving your significant other a "dutch oven" is contributing to the problem
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(161)
 
(KCBS)
 
 
 
U.S. chamber of commerce suggests taxing hybrid vehicles and billing drivers per mile driven to raise money
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(223)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Distinctive chocolate smell in Chicago soon to disappear by order of EPA. Other distinctive smells of Chicago, including urine, vomit, and unwashed hobo, fall outside federal mandate
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With your best Spock voice, AudioEdit what he really thought of Captain Kirk in his personal logs
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pat Morita passes away at age 73. Cobra Kai wanted for questioning
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(222)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man collects more than 17 million frequent flyer points without ever setting foot inside of an airplane. Jailarity ensues
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(31)
 
(newsobserver.com)
 
 
 
Gas station clerk refuses to call 911 after customer is robbed at knifepoint
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"To pay your bill, press 1 now. To check your credit, press 2 now. To bypass all this computer-operated crap and speak to a real live human being press #0#0#0#0 now"
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Croatian man offers a kidney and a cornea to repay his debts.
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(25)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Four Siberian fugitives wanted dead or alive in England after escaping their confinement
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Borat responds to legal threat from Kazakhstan. "Kazakhstan is as civilised as any other country in the world.... Homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat and age of consent has been raised to eight years old"
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(109)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
'Tis the season for fist fights at toy stores, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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(90)
 
(WebIndia123)
 
 
 
Survey in women's magazine shows that 83% of men would turn down a threesome with their wife and her sexy girlfriend
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(230)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Former FEMA director Michael Brown opens a disaster preparedness firm. Ironic tag damn near explodes
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(87)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova fights with Anna Kournikova over DVD cover. Legal analysts suggest that this battle could be resolved much faster with a catfight in a big tub of lubricant
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man may have been trying to build a getaway car when he was busted for stealing $200,000 worth of Lego bricks
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(27)
 
(The Rainbow Coalition)
 
 
 
"No, don't worry. Your horse is fine, it's his horse, HIS horse is gay"
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(45)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Football legend George Best has died at age 59
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(219)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Man is tied to a chair, put on a trailer, and driven around a field until the trailer tipped over on him. Mob punishment? College initiation? Nope. Painters on a rainy day
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(18)
 
(JoongAng Daily)
 
 
 
Korean college prepares students for the future with courses in speeding, chastity and ass-whooping.
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(30)
 
(Adam & Jamie)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of the Mythbusters
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Miracle fruit" helps dieters lose weight. And it's not Richard Simmons
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(64)
 
(Some Blog)
 
 
 
Good news for your gas-guzzling-V8 lust, while steel and aluminum blocks don't grow on trees, a new engine block does
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(42)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Schools try to keep serious rivalry from spilling into streets by making football players eat together before games
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(24)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
British warship mascot, an African Grey parrot known for swearing at top brass, becomes seasick, gets desk job ashore
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(29)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Arrrrr. Real-life pirates plunder the scurvy dog actors filming "Pirates of the Caribbean 2"
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists discover iceberg that has more talent than Ashlee Simpson
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(87)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
A few tricks and tips to keep your boobies in place
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(77)
 
(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
Hockey coach suspended after punishing his players by making them ride the stationary bike naked while teammates paddled their naked asses with hockey sticks
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists have figured out why alcohol makes ugly people seem more attractive - otherwise known as the "beer goggles" effect
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The sauce on Teriyaki: Everything you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
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(33)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Antonin Scalia opens up a can of judicial whoop-ass on Al Franken in person
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(436)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's "extreme" review of both 2005 Jones Soda holiday packs
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(60)
 


Thu November 24, 2005
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Miss Penitentiary 2005 will receive about $200, various modeling agency contacts and a lifetime supply of soap-on-a-rope
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(23)
 
(Press Release)
 
 
 
Former Canadian Defence Minister warns that aliens are visiting Earth, and the US is developing weapons to kill them that may trigger an intergalactic war
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(100)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson to lead this year's Grey Cup, the event that began her career in 1989 when a roving TV camera zoomed in on her two assets
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(47)
 
(All Headline News)
 
 
 
Cheating husband busted when his wife's parrot calls out his mistress' name
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian scientists have developed some clever molecular trickery that is helping to reduce the drug cravings of addicted rats
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(28)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman found guilty of dumping kittens, sentenced to spend one night alone in the woods
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New perfume costs $200,000 a bottle. But it does come with a diamond ring and is delivered in a Bentley
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(35)
 
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
As families have fewer children, more kids are missing out on uncles. The good times, the jokes, the penis measuring games
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(94)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Mexico governor admits he wasn't drafted by a pro baseball team, and his staff is looking into possibility that he might not have invented the cursor either
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(50)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Top five mullet films
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(68)
 
(The Paper)
 
 
 
Teenagers shoot, kill five cows and make a video of it
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(69)
 
(GIS)
 
 
 
Photoshop your dream Jeopardy board
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds that many Internet users got news about hurricanes on the Internet. Ric Romero raises eyebrow, opens notebook
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(64)
 
(La Crosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Police officer spots beagle outside off a leash, is lucky that he is fast enough to draw and shoot before it licks him
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(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want a driver's license in Kuwait you need to be a university grad and draw a salary of no less than $1,370 a month
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(43)
 
(A former toy store employee)
 
 
 
Farkers/ettes who work or have worked retail, tell us your Black Friday horror stories. Voting enabled because the turkey and stuffing said to
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(369)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Canon has a 25% spike in copy machine service calls during the Christmas season, due to people trying to photocopy their butts at office parties and breaking the glass
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(58)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Norway to bring in extra air traffic controllers next month to handle thousand of Brits who take to the skies in search of Santa
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(15)
 
(KIRO)
 
 
 
Prosecutor offers to drop speeding tickets in return for "donations", which apparently isn't against the law in Washington
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(45)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Holographic-memory discs may put DVDs to shame, get you some lovin' from Seven of Nine
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian women threaten to protest naked unless political prisoners are released. Government seen popping popcorn, getting out comfy lawn chairs
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(53)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Police have secret weapons to keep crime down during holiday shopping season: horse manure
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(26)
 
(Tempo)
 
 
 
Gas station employee blows up gas station after using his lighter to test bucket for gasoline
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(54)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Rodney the camel recovering after vets perform first-ever hump amputation. Still no cure for camel toe
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(77)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's Japanese interpretation of an American fad has a 38-year-old woman busted for keeping a 16-year-old male student as a sex slave and sending her 13 and 16-year-old sons out of the apartment so she could have sex
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(92)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Take one part giant M&M shaped balloon, one part high wind, and one part Thanksgiving day parade. Mix well. Hilarity ensues
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jewish group demands Michael Jackson apology, gets in line with the rest of the world
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(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: With a new "No pot smoking and driving" campaign coming up, create advertisements for it. (Link goes to inspiration)
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(112)
 
(Mobile Register)
 
 
 
Alabama internet cafes raided, shut down due to online gaming
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(63)
 
(Fredricksburg.com)
 
 
 
Forgetfulness lands man in jail. Specifically, the part where he forgot to delete the child porn images off his laptop before selling it to a co-worker
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(60)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving! Post things you are thankful for, voting enabled
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(419)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Strong winds might keep 'em down this year, but the balloons flew high in the 1989 Macy's Thanksgiving Parade -- also starring ALF, the Joker and Willard Scott. (review with video clips)
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, spending $250,000 at the strip club will get you fired
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian actress pelted with sandals, tomatoes and rotten eggs after saying that men cannot expect their brides to be virgins -- the truth hurts
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(141)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drunken moose problem spreads to Sweden
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers "plasma televisions"
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(180)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Teacher dismayed to discover that it's inappropriate to sign students' buttocks
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(41)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Strong winds may prevent some light balloons from appearing in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Kirstie Alley balloon reportedly not in danger.
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(42)
 
(woai)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones does not like turkey because she hates "all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around the legs" Michael Douglas unavailable for comment
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(62)
 
(lonsberry.com)
 
 
 
Writer shocked to find out that some men sit down to pee
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(416)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Head strong 50-year-old pulls truck several yards with his penis (w/pic)
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(70)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this football player handing an official the ball
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(62)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Onion and egg pie was the green bean casserole of the 19th century
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(89)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening to shoot down helicopters with a tomato bazooka
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Text crossed out of front pages of Poland newspapers. Dick Cheney unavailable for comment
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"The other day I was looking at my boobs and I was thinking, "I've got quite nice boobs. I think it's sexier having small boobs"
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(173)
 
(wtop)
 
 
 
Several people trampled at a 24-hour Walmart supercenter in an XBox 360 related stampede
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(98)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian legislator seeks to ban 50 Cent (that's 59 Cent in Canadian) from touring
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(224)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brussels sprouts really don't grow like baby cabbages...they grow on 2 foot tree like things
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(127)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Orleans gives greenlight to Mardi Gras, invites cleaners from Katrina back to mop up vomit in February
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(55)
 
(SnarkCity.com)
 
 
 
It's official: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey call it quits
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(252)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon construction crew celebrates Thanksgiving by burning down the house they were working on trying to deep-fry a turkey
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(54)
 


Wed November 23, 2005
(Guardian)
 
 
 
College campus bans hijabs and hoodies in name of security, says sporting it fresh is still an option
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Alias" cancelled. Jennifer Garner began sucking 0.5 nanoseconds after she became an Affleck. CDC claims it's not contagious
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(121)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas: have your face made into a gargoyle on Australian cathedral
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(41)
 
(That's one big spoon)
 
 
 
My spoon is too big, photoshop it. Difficulty: No bananas
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New grenade launcher purports to provide American soldiers up to a 500 percent increase in hit probability than its predecessor
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(148)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Farktography Contest #29, Theme: "Bridges", Link goes to Next week's contest. Please read first post
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(300)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Commuter train crashes into multiple vehicles in the Chicago area
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(113)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kansas University announces it will teach Intelligent Design as a mythology course. Displeased Flying Spaghetti Monster reported to be considering rain of alfredo sauce
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(877)
 
(Hope Catalog)
 
 
 
Jennifer Anniston appears in the jude catalog for charity. Yes you read that wrong, now go explain the giant penis you see in the header graphic
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(121)
 
(Zap 2 It)
 
 
 
Dennis Quaid says making out with a farting pig was the low point of his career, apparently forgetting about "Jaws 3-D"
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(46)
 
(WKSB)
 
 
 
Exploring whole new ways to be Bad, Michael Jackson now blames Jews for his financial problems
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(256)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lots of people are traveling today. For some reason, even though this happens every year and we all know it happens every year, this is the lead news story everywhere
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(104)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Say hello to Tropical Storm Delta. Hoping to one day emerge from bankruptcy
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(78)
 
(Some Gamers)
 
 
 
Xbox 360, much like Courtney Love, found to be very unstable, riddled with bugs, and available for $400
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(365)
 
(TimesOnline)
 
 
 
Teenager -- who fled scene of murder, burned his blood-soaked clothes and flew to Amsterdam -- is innocent and was only trying to help that boy with the axe in his head
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(58)
 
(KWQC)
 
 
 
"Happy drunk" uses stolen riding lawnmower to flee from cops. Jailarity ensues
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(18)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fan who stripped ball from Brett Favre gets probation, three-year deal from NY Jets
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(61)
 
(WJAC)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school district bans snowmen
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(149)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
The ocean goes "boing." Scientists confused
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these karate masters
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(91)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Woman bends over to pick up cigarette, crashes car through fire hydrant and fence
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(87)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Insult: Being invaded. Injury: Having to deal with Western consumerism. Insult and injury: War results in consumers buying your women (site NSFW)
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
T.O. loses suspension appeal
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(236)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police won't let you substitute the alphabet with a math problem during a field sobriety test
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(106)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Try that pile of goo over there." DNA tests being performed to determine if Zarqawi killed in recent attack
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(113)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble mobbed by Bea Arthur fans during in-store appearance. Fark servers experience 50-percent decrease in traffic during same time period
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(119)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Vatican to allow gays into priesthood as long as they have been cock-free for three years. Because somehow that makes a difference
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(281)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teri Hatcher suing British tabloid over story that claims she likes to have sex in an uncomfortable place
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(196)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Mets get All-Star slugger Carlos Delgado from the Marlins for their top pitching prospect and a sack of magic beans. Duke sucks
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(55)
 
(VoiceofReason)
 
 
 
Department store "mannequin rape" hits all-time high
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush signs bill outsourcing some American spaceflights to Russia
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(90)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Stove Top Stuffing inventor dies of a heart attack. Happy Thanksgiving
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(116)
 
(BostonChannel)
 
 
 
Giants Stadium to begin offering special "prayer areas" for people to use during games, apparently unaware that God is in fact a Cowboys fan. Duke sucks
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(142)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian tree grower disgusted that the 50-foot Xmas tree sent to Boston will be called a "holiday tree"
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(381)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jacko's balls dropped sometime around 2002
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(67)
 
(lawrence.com)
 
 
 
Girl spends $13,000 following Hanson
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(162)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
University students claim to have created the perfect paper airplane
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Wacky inventor has his rooftop WW2 gun turret vandalised; plans to move his inventions to an undisclosed location nearby
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(40)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pastor accused of rape "falls" off 1500-foot cliff. God wanted for questioning
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rising sea levels are starting to swallow up small islands in the South Pacific
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(334)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer sales overall are declining, as young people move on to "ready-to-drinks"
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(183)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
French students quizzed about Jimi Hendrix when taking their high school exams
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russians caught drinking beer to be fined $3.50. Drinking vodka? A-okay, comrade
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you call your movie "Ouija Board" and shoot a script based on it, it has to be a letdown to find you don't have enough money to pay Parker Brothers for the right to use the name
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(72)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hiker out alone breaks his leg, decides to build fire to keep warm while waiting for help. Accidentally falls into said fire, sparking a wildfire that he has to crawl miles to get away from
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(55)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
What happens when you delay a flight full of Norwegians and their duty-free alcohol?
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jean Schmidt, who last week called John Murtha a coward in front of Congress, complains that in response people have attacked her personally
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(883)
 
(KLAS Las Vegas)
 
 
 
The interesting link between UFOs and the "Mormon Mesa"
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(43)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man assaulted with fish when he refused to kiss it
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia recently conducted a flight test of a new warhead that can change course in midflight, which U.S. and Russian officials are calling part of Moscow's efforts to defeat U.S. missile defenses using "monkeys and vodka" technology
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(56)
 
(Search Engine Journal)
 
 
 
Porn industry is on Google Base like a fat kid on a pastry
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(57)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Financial wunderkind buys $45 million NYC apartment overlooking Central Park as a "wise investment." Greater fool theory, as it applies to the current real estate bubble, lives another day
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this poor pooch
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(83)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Club owner so adamant that his establishment was fire-proof that he set it alight -- only to kiss his business goodbye
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(21)
 
(Alaskan Guy)
 
 
 
Man steals oosik (walrus penis bone) from Alaskan cafe. Boner returned to owner. Cu cu cha chu
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(45)
 
(Ireland.com)
 
 
 
Irish fishermen pleasantly surprised to find nets containing cases of Carolans Irish Creme liqueur, plus glasses. Like everyone else, though, they got stiffed on the free bar towels
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(51)
 
(WIS)
 
 
 
Traffic Accident Clue: It was the gorilla, with the parachute, hanging from the billboard
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"It's embarrassing" man ejaculates about having to live on Dicks Street
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(76)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Ahhh, a relaxing Hawaiian vacation... laying on a white sand beach, soaking up the sun and gazing at giant pictures of aborted fetuses flying overhead
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(493)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nude base jumping, America's hottest new sport, suffers tragic loss of founder
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Your cellphone records are for sale. Every call. Every number dialed
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Todays "56 cats found in a home" story brought to you by Washington, D.C.
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Venice decides that the best way to fight rising water is to raise the entire city by pumping water underneath it. This plan cannot possibly go wrong
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(60)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy fairly certain he apprehended burglary suspect, judging by mile-long trail of footprints in the snow leading from victim's house to man carrying a television
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: When famous criminals are rehabilitated and rejoin society...
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(99)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Open Source Media reverts back to its previous name of Pajamas Media, apparently more concerned with skidmarks than trademarks
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(25)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
New Xbox 360 models wind up on Ebay, including one that resembles Flying Spaghetti Monster
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(254)
 
(PCOmelet)
 
 
 
Lonely Canadian man marries local maple tree
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(53)
 


Tue November 22, 2005
(ONN)
 
 
 
United States bows to its Canadian softwood lumber overlords in long-running tariff fight. Yes, that is the sound of "Boo YAH" and hip-thrusts coming from north of the border
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(230)
 
(Google)
 
VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit: Create a movie trailer for a movie classic (pre-1960) but done in the style of today's trailers (quick cuts, fast music, etc.). LGN, due Dec 5th
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(39)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
"You are bidding on this email address: xbox360seller05@yahoo.com. This is a great email address to have to make the best sales you can get." Optional shipping insurance for $3.25
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(216)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian police being trained to detect pot-smoking drivers. Apparently the smell, smoke, five-mph paranoid driving and bags of Cheetos on passenger seat not enough of a giveaway
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(78)
 
(News-Observer)
 
 
 
Drunken man endears himself to police by jumping into patrol car thinking it was a taxi. His subsequent ride to jail was not without charge
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catholics fire unwed pregnant preschool teacher, who then sues because they won't fire an unwed pregnant male teacher
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(197)
 
(WCVB)
 
 
 
High school science student removes protective slide cover to 25-year-old dead anthrax, still fails to revive Scott Ian's career
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(78)
 
(The Courier-Mail)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery guy gets pulled over for speeding while enroute to police station with cop's own pizza, completes delivery regardless. "I hope you had time to do something to the pizza before you gave it to them"
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(41)
 
(officer.com)
 
 
 
South Carolina finds way to increase tourism: Cheap cigarettes
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(63)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Glitter says the girls he is accused of having sex with sure didn't act underage
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(89)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
The USGS just wants to let everbody know that a rock fell onto another rock today at Mt. St. Helens
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(69)
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Historically conservative, hard-assed FBI turns to liberal, tree-humping UC Berkeley campus to help "soften its image," protect self from flying pigs
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(67)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
"Gummy bear" breast implants to be soon available in the U.S.
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(79)
 
(Some Allegheny Forest Guy)
 
 
 
DNA study finds the incestuous may die sooner from gunshots. Bearter sleep around
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ted Koppel ends his 25-year run as host of "Nightline" tonight as ABC begins search for new hair apparent
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mobile field hospital set up in English city to deal with people who drink too much
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(19)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Tears of blood at California church called miracle by Catholic faithful (with pics too)
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(277)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Looting, inappropriate conduct, lude sexual behavior in the wake of Katrina... and that's just from Nashville's Urban Search and Rescue Team
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If modern movies had smaller budgets...
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After operation by brain surgeon who's worked 36 hours straight, you can look forward to "sleeping" in a ward as loud as a jackhammer
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(38)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Bush falls off the wagon, starts sucking on the horse's teat
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(165)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Man says wife never returned from early morning jog, but new mattress and fake diploma are coincidence
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man waits 55 hours in the cold for Xbox 360, then promptly smashes it in front of crowd at Best Buy
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(525)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In retrospect, using his real name on the TV show credits while hiding from the law might not have been the best idea
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(20)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Llamas are all cute and fuzzy until they attack you with their "three sets of razor-sharp 'fighting teeth,' which they use to rip the scrotum from male competitors in the wild"
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(101)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
Idaho town renames itself SecretSanta.com. Deluge of hot cocoa sampler boxes expected at post office shortly
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(32)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
Escaped cons pose as Tulane fraternity members washed away by Katrina, get accepted into Tennessee chapter. Date coeds, party and no one notices. Duke sucks
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(66)
 
(Bloomberg.com)
 
 
 
U.S. citizen found guilty of conspiring with Al Qaeda to assassinate Bush
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(341)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
After experiencing just their second robbery in 70 years, Golden Gate bridge officials decide to hire armed guards and give all forty-two toll booth employees bulletproof vests
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(111)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whipped fish, Cheez-Whiz-filled celery, Lee Press-on olives are just some of the strange foods people admit to having at their holiday feasts. What's your family's dirty little culinary secret? Voting enabled
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(345)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
No longer satisfied just being the guy who bangs Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale tries making music again
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(157)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Items found in unclaimed airline luggage have included a full suit of armor, a Jim Henson puppet, a mummified eagle, a rare 1770 violin and a 5.8-carat solitaire diamond ring
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
SI lists their turkeys of the year. Submitter's vote goes to tee-ball coach who paid a teammate to bean an autistic child to keep him off the field
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(123)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When police found in the inflatible sheep in fishnet stockings on the bed, they knew they might be on to something
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(84)
 
(NewsWatch50.com)
 
 
 
"Dirty Bomb" Jose Padilla indicted. "Dirty Sanchez" still on the loose
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(334)
 
(National Lottery)
 
 
 
Five of the "Lost" numbers picked in Irish National Lottery. Still no sign of Desmond
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(115)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Long-awaited Bob Hoskins nude scene is finally here. (Scroll down one story)
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(48)
 
(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Struggling neighborhood feels the sting after supermarket chain pulls out; gets salt rubbed into the wound after worm-poop farm takes over
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie nearly passes out in airport. In other news, a new land speed record was set by the emergency workers rushing to administer CPR to Ms. Jolie
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(100)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Small-town postmen hold contest to see who can wear shorts the longest during winter months (with pic). The Sun is there
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(44)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Mayor has assistant follow him around with a fire extinguisher after citizens threaten to set him ablaze for refusing plan for cheap housing
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(23)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
No jail for Debbie Lafave, the hottest teacher ever arrested for illicit boy lovin'. The Smoking Gun is there
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(347)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Throwing computers at police just makes them mad
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Audience applauds London actor when he orders woman to leave theater after her cellphone rang for the third time in the middle of play
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(337)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Poems written by Bob Dylan while in college fetch $78,000. First poem is titled: "Hazzmn breckblg mnroblm shubblem gripjim"
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(71)
 
(KCCI-TV)
 
 
 
World's ugliest dog passes away, but will remain in our hearts and nightmares forever
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(122)
 
(The New York Sun)
 
 
 
Columbia University students promise to get naked and "party like the savages we really are"
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(86)
 
(Some Cockney)
 
 
 
Finally, a British-to-American translator. Suprisingly, everything translates to "drunk idiot"
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(80)
 
(Some Bird)
 
 
 
Time for Fark's second annual "Draw Mom a Turkey" contest. (Link goes to example. Voting enabled)
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(89)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Japanese man eats 67 burgers to retain throne -- no word on how often he'll visit it
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(29)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Calgary police ordered to write additional $1 million in traffic tickets after city budget comes up short
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Things a giant might use
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(47)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Bush to pardon Washington-area turkey. Mr. Libby says he is pleased and is ready to move on with his life
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(62)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Farkers live in or around Kane, PA? Let's grab a beer, doesn't seem to be anything else to do -- Drew
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(188)
 
(WLTX)
 
 
 
South Carolina invites local artist to decorate its state Christmas tree. "Did the state do that or did someone do that as a joke?"
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(56)
 
(ZDNet UK)
 
 
 
HOWTO: Get a tech job in the adult industry
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(87)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Iran expresses support for Iraqi democracy. No word on when Iran will express support for Iranian democracy
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(46)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
That's very... overt
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese nature park steps up security after suffering wave of turtle thefts. In other news, Beijing restaurants continue turtle soup specials they've been running most of the summer
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan to have a military again for first time since end of WWII. The "what could possibly go wrong" cliche seems so ill-equipped for this task
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(190)
 
(ZDNet UK)
 
 
 
New virus spreads by exploiting Paris Hilton, and it's not an STD
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(39)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
FIFA president mulls eliminating national anthems from international matches, due to extreme risk of large-scale ass kickings
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines don't need to be changed. "Katie Holmes thrown out of film over vibrating device"
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(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck"
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(86)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man allegedly uses gun-shaped ham sandwich to rob bar
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(37)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Jets coach still optimistic despite having to use his fifth-string QB
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(65)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 signs you're having Thanksgiving dinner with a geek
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(102)
 
(MIT Tech)
 
 
 
Female columnist tries some pickup lines on guys at a party. Does not have much success with "Don't you sometimes wish there was a Leatherman with a tampon attachment?"
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(148)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Elderly couple saved from fiery car crash by man who used his frozen Thanksgiving turkey to rescue them
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man gets hit in head after leaning over to see if train is coming. You'd think he would have learned his lesson after getting hit in head by train three years ago
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(54)
 
(IrieRadio.com)
 
 
 
Drew will talk Fark on the Rude Awakening Show this morning at 9:00 a.m. EST. Listen live via the link. Call in to 1.877.723.9626 to ask questions, talk about stories, look for long lost relatives, Worst Thanksgiving Ever stories, etc.
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If people from the past had the technology we have today...
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(119)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pete Rose denied chance at Hall of Fame in his final year of eligibility
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(216)
 
(St. Kitts Sun)
 
 
 
Clowns rob supermarket of $5000 in broad daylight. Brooding CSI investigators confidently announce that the perpetrators wear size 19 shoes
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police tasering a naked man isn't even news anymore... unless it's the same naked guy they just tasered the night before in a separate incident
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(20)
 
(Leeroy Jenkins)
 
Video
 
Leeroy Jenkins featured as a Jeopardy question (site is NSFW)
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alfred Anderson, the last surviving veteran of the 1914 Christmas truce, dies
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(141)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
No one wants Tampa's giant exploding chicken
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smelly juror causes mistrial
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Eleven pages of women dressed as Leia in her metal bikini from ROTJ = Nerdgasm. Safe for work?
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(148)
 
(WCCO Minnesota)
 
 
 
If you're going to accidentally shoot yourself in the hand at a gun show, at least have the decency to pull your pants up first
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(30)
 
(Speechwriter)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Bush trying to convince Laura to give him some presidential lovin'
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(12)
 
(Daytona Beach News Journal)
 
 
 
Environmentalists say the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service would be "hamstrung" if it had to obey the law and check whether species listed as endangered are actually endangered
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(61)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
X takes center square Dick Cheney for the block. Jim J. Bullock unavailable for comment
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(393)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mayor: "I will go to sex den if I want to"
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two men decide to completely destroy Australian town because they were "bored and stupid"
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five Auburn students, preparing for big football game against Alabama, stabbed by knife-wielding man screaming "Go Tide!"
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(72)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Nursing-home resident goes out for a short stroll, is found 1,800 miles away
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(20)
 
(Times Online)
 
 
 
Sage advice on taking wildlife photos: "When a bull whale comes at you with an erect penis, it's nine feet long. It's like a torpedo. And you better get out of the way, fast"
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(84)
 
(KVBC)
 
 
 
Violent crime down in schools nationwide. Now if we can just keep teachers from screwing students
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(50)
 


Mon November 21, 2005
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Supermodel Petra Nemcova no longer addicted to laxatives, after clinging to a tree for eight hours during a tsunami scared the total crap out of her
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(64)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fugitive surprised when the church he ran into to hide was filled with praying police officers, who then verily did smacketh him down
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thailand's prime minister won't answer to the press until the planets are better aligned
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(50)
 
(WOAI)
 
 
 
Oil painting, not even worth $0.50 at rummage sale, sells for $19K at charity auction
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I thawed a turtle
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(85)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Keep your house healthy with Purina Stove Chow
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If advertising were 100 percent honest...
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(147)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Detroit Red Wings player Jiri Fischer collapses during game, administered CPR. LGN, developing
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(203)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ford cutting 4,000 white-collar jobs. The automotive layoff trifecta is complete
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(129)
 
(Charlotte News)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy forced to sit outside in the cold, naked, after getting ass whooped by mom
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(82)
 
(Ablogistan)
 
 
 
Kurt Vonnegut calls suicide bombers "very brave people"
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(559)
 
(Some Rocker)
 
 
 
The inventor of the power chord dies. Without him, Nickelback, Green Day would only have one song instead of 10 played the exact same way
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
City pays for $24-million turnpike interchange with a Visa card
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(55)
 
(Double Agent)
 
Boobies
 
"I like Angelina Jolie. Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She's got enormous lips" -- Sarge (parts of this site NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(212)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drunk German wets his bed, then burns down his house
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oil companies want to store carbon dioxide in underground caves. Morlocks not happy with plan
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(107)
 
(Delaware News Journal)
 
 
 
Delaware surprised to learn you can't put up signs warning of a reduced speed limit with doubled fines just because there might be some construction next year
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who gets seven years for keeping his mom in a freezer proclaims: "I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies"
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson considered for lead opposite Dane Cook in new movie. Dane Cook set to star as a character who sports a constant boner in a film that sucks
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(116)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old criminal mastermind charged with stealing a lawnmower after police follow the lawnmower tracks to his home
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News praises Clooney's new political thriller, warns that its viewers might not be able to follow complex subject matter
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