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Sun October 16, 2005
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
The MIGHTY White Sox are going to the World Series. Duke sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(399)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Coming soon - video games on breakfast cereal packets, and moving adverts on chocolate wrappers
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(The Political Teen)
 
 
 
Today Show reporter fakes severity of New Jersey flooding by paddling canoe down street in 2 inches of water. Which might have worked if two guys hadn't strolled past her during live shot (amusing pic also)
source: thepoliticalteen.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to create a "head in a jar" prop for Halloween
source: madhauscreative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro sought out and met Bananarama after their song about him; "You singin' to me? You singin' to me? Then who the hell else are you singin' to?"
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
As popularity of Beer Pong soars, purists worry that corporations are commercializing the game
source: hendersonvillenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Teen Today)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones old and busted: Backstage groupies. New Hotness: Defibrillators for all
source: teentoday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Germans spend more time having sex than praying. Unless they're praying for sex, in which case it's about equal
source: int.iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sasquatch conference draws experts who believe that there are some 2,000 bigfoots hiding in North America
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Would-be armed robber laughed out of beauty store he was trying to rob
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Welcome to Burger King. We'll be happy to make it your way in just a moment but could you please come let us out of the freezer first
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(48)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
After 11 weeks, man finishes 4,000 mile bicycle trip across America, celebrates by running over squirrel
source: theedge.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NASCAR adding fun 'exploding tires' variable to races. For some reason, drivers are upset about it
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since the U.S. arrogantly refuses to play fair on other trade matters, Canada is saying, "Screw you and your SUVs - we're sending our oil to China."
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(677)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Columnist driving while listening to NPR interview on terrorism increase speed by 5 MPH every minute they don't mention Islam, gets car to 130
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(474)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chinese space capsule carrying two whatevernauts lands safely at Siziwangqi in the grasslands of Inner Mongolia
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(112)
 
(TFette)
 
 
 
Fark needs more spirit. Photoshop what Fark cheerleaders would look like
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(130)
 
(WREG)
 
 
 
When running a crack house, don't hang a sign on your front door that says "Crack House"
source: wreg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's surpringly upbeat Roadkill Museum: Worth a visit, but closed for funerals
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(44)
 
(The Pilot News)
 
 
 
Because even smelly, tightly-packed fish are a cause for celebration, Delaware holds 13th annual Sardine Festival
source: thepilot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Punkin Chunkin" experts spend almost a quarter of a million dollars on their 100 foot long cannons that'll shoot a pumpkin a distance of almost a mile
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(67)
 
(Huntsville Times)
 
 
 
Hours after accepting Jesus into his heart, man has vision from God. Hilarity ensues
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian state deploys speed camera cameras to catch outraged motorists vandalizing speed cameras, will soon need to deploy speed camera camera cameras to catch motorists vandalizing speed camera cameras
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(All Headline News)
 
 
 
19-year-old man gets medical treatment for a text-message addiction. He had been sending 700 text messages a week. His addiction cost him his job and approximately $8,000
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
High school band can't play "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" after parent, whose own children are home-schooled, complains
source: wtopnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
A stolen custom made, $10,000 Elvis Presley blue silk shirt recovered after the thief left it in a post office. Apparently, without the white satin and lace bell bottoms it's just not worth wearing to the clubs
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Electric New Paper)
 
 
 
Taiwanese singing group has such large breasts that the Taiwanese first lady has called them a "source of social chaos"
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(89)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
1872 mining law that allows the government to sell minereal-enriched land for $5 an acre is still in effect
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(44)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Hotel has images of women checking out and measuring the size of men's weeners over the urinals (pics)
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Probably the worst part of high school is the day your classmates find a porn star that looks just like you
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(288)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hillary vs. Condi in 2008?
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(696)
 
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Create an informational or instructional graphic for a driving situation. Link goes to example
source: vaildaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sunday morning conspiracy quarterback: Bird flu is overhyped, a UN conspiracy, and Bush is developing the real virus in military labs
source: freemarketnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Stewardess makes hoax bomb threat to get day off work
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
After 8 months, couple completes 4900-mile walk across USA. Would have made better time, but had to turn around after two weeks to make sure the oven was really off
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(28)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Python Pete, snake-sniffing beagle extraordinaire, to seek out nuisance snakes in Everglades this winter. Expected to end up in x-ray of python stomach by spring
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(dailypress.com)
 
 
 
Clever: Man tricks friends into driving him to rob a bank. Not so clever: When bank dye pack explodes, he goes to pay his cell phone bill at the same shopping center with the same notes. Amazing: He still got away with it
source: dailypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're on a flight with Janice Dickinson, having a spare Xanax could get you in the mile-high club
source: entertainment.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Champion)
 
 
 
World Series of beer pong coming to Las Vegas in January. "If you win, you win. If you lose, you drink. There's no negative"
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Landlords with properties where suicides or killings have occurred may now be able to receive compensation
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Danish troops have been issued musical pillows. Hold as much as an iPod, but are much easier to sleep on
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Passengers stuck on highest point of roller coaster for hour. Hilarious hidden-camera photo available for purchase in gift shop
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Computer peripherals on everyday items
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(93)
 
(InFlash)
 
 
 
Percussive playfulness by Flathead Symphony
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(28)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Study suggests that personality and mood can be betrayed by the choice of food on a person's plate. Does not explain how the British have perfected toughening a piece meat to an artform
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fat, balding, bespectacled 56-year-old accountant embezzled millions from his company to maintain 17-woman harem. Life doesn't imitate anime
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Small Idaho town holds election, but nobody's running for office. Vote for Pedro
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
((There's no toilet humor in spac)
 
 
 
NASA announces next shuttle grounding in May 2006
source: alertnet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The ecosystem that's thriving in your pillow
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private Rod Tidwell to the Department of Defense, "Show me the money."
source: fortmorgantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man runs from police helicopter, jumps in sewer drain, gets lost and spends night, calls for help, police arrive, take him away. Punchline: Helicopter wasn't looking for him in first place
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British politician to be shown "the best of America" by taking a trip with Condi Rice...to Alabama
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(E-Week)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Nigeria join forces to keep your grandma from sending your inheritance to h4X0r5
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The wealthy are buying Mega-RV's to the tune of three quarters of a million dollars (pic)
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Skagit Valley Herald)
 
 
 
If you notice anyone with a new ATM machine in their living room, please notify the Mount Vernon police
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After playing only 5 games with Wayne Gretzky as his coach, Brett Hull retires.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 


Sat October 15, 2005
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oscar winner goes topless on Italian TV. Not as exciting as you might have hoped
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Low voter turnout, intimidation of minorities, corrupt candidates. We have exported American democracy to Iraq
source: robots.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(267)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Health experts say e-mails are fattening - Here comes the science
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judith Miller spent 85 days in jail protecting the identify of a source she couldn't recall
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(243)
 
(Register Guard)
 
 
 
Man gets around same-sex marriage laws by having sex change after twenty years of marriage
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
13-year-old catches world record tiger shark (with pic)
source: thesundaymail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Government admits it is helpless against superflu pandemic. Appoints Randall Flagg to manage the aftermath
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Young moose stuck clinging midway on 200-foot vertical rock cliff (amazing photo) has been there for six days, will soon fall to its death
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(175)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Religious order of nuns, the Little Sisters of the Poor, are auctioning a donated race horse. The sisters will receive 20 percent of any future race winnings
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's largest 'human yellow ribbon' . They made it for their soldiers who are far, far away
source: usmc.mil   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(EDP24)
 
 
 
Towns in Suffolk have tripled the size of their local police forces recently, but some residents would feel happier with real officers instead of cardboard cutouts
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(33)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Man getting a tattoo called "Last Rites" passes out, crashes into a glass display case, and bleeds to death
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, Notre Dame chokes away a great game
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(348)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
sdrawkcaB :emehT
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New monthly magazine aimed at boys aged between 12 and 17 gives them sex tips and encourages them to drink beer -- and for some reason people have a problem with that
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Theme park lets customers pay extra to cut in front of lines. Plebeian line-standers remaining peaceful so far
source: tampatribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Decoded, crop circles actually blueprints for magnatron. W/ pics
source: informantnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Casualties of the Bush Administration
source: commondreams.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(718)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man escapes a Pakistan jail after the earthquake flattened it, only to be imprisoned in an Indian jail after he bragged about his escape
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Europe's only heavy-metal karaoke club opens in Helsinki
source: breitbart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Catholic school "is willing to sponsor a prom, but not an orgy."
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Europe's other problems, clowns in EU parliment decide to regulate real clowns
source: littlegreenfootballs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Portuguese police have charged a man with drug trafficking after he sold a bag of beans which he claimed were ecstasy
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky sets Midnight Madness record, beating the record set by North Carolina. Duke is mentioned nowhere in TFA, but of course, they still suck
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(kronicfeld)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: DC Fark Party, 7 p.m. tonight at The Big Hunt
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
WalMart calls in the Secret Service on a student who put a thumbtack through GWB's head on a poster
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(471)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
83-year-old man finds a million dollars in the trash
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for refusing to display American flag in his classroom
source: courant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Beatles top Variety list of most influential entertainers of the past 100 years
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Chinese opting for painful bone-breaking procedure to get taller, believing it will bring them greater wealth, success, dunking ability
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your favorite Monty Python sketch involving (primarily) two characters? LGN
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(281)
 
(McKinney Courier-Gazette)
 
 
 
Texas police mobilized to capture 13-year old ninja
source: courier-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dancing Mick Jagger
source: us.news3.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(DeHavilland)
 
 
 
Company develops musical breast implants
source: dehavilland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giving a child a goldfish can land you in jail, crappy Triscuits still ok
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
FARK's favorite stormchaser getting local press now, thanks to FARK. Still waiting on call from Conan
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(flickr)
 
 
 
Camera toss. Set your camera to a long exposure time, click the shutter, and toss it in the air. Looks like spirograph
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prison inmates take in cats orphaned by Katrina
source: timesdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
If the band doesn't want to hear your demo CD, whipping your giant sword out of your pants and threatening the tour bus probably won't help
source: greenbaypressgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Booze bracelets to become new fashion statement for repeat DUI offenders
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Windfarms are bad for the environment
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(WABI.com)
 
 
 
Mailman arrested after showing his big package
source: wabi.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A top CIA manager who remains undercover will soon oversee traditional human spying activities for the entire intelligence community. Publicly, he is referred to simply as "Jose"
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
City planner Edmund N. Bacon dead at 95. You may be living in one of his ideas. Really
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Legislator who voted against increased penalties for meth crimes resigns after meth is found in her car
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(KXAN dot com)
 
 
 
Students hope albino squirrel will bring them good luck
source: kxan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Recycling Guy)
 
 
 
When stealing beer from your former boss, check the bottom of the cans for the words "busted" on them
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mattel to launch Barbie brand clothes for women. All garments will either snap or velcro on and shoes will be impractical and easily lost
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Even if you shot a guy in 1973 and served three years for it, if he up and dies today as a result of those old gunshots, you could be serving life for his murder tomorrow
source: townhall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(LG2 previous thread)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark party reminder: November 12th at the Mystic Celt, 7pm
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Art student survives after having a bottle dropped on her head from 13 stories up. The gods must be crazy
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Photo Dude)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Heaven vs. Hell
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Senior Fi)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman recruited by Marines. Her reaction: "Well, I just thought they were pretty desperate."
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If you were at an airport in Germany a few years ago and saw Keith Richards sucking some woman's fingers, she was probably Kirsten Dunst's mother
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Ash Borer)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to smuggle illegal firewood
source: wluctv6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Inmate petitions for release of stuffed dog named 'Freckles", which by coincidence, is cellmate's nickname for said inmate
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(21)
 


Fri October 14, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finnish scientists create device that prevents unauthorized use of mobile phones by tracking the owner's walking style
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(38)
 
(wdsu dot com)
 
 
 
Newlyweds from the States honeymoon at Niagra Falls, Canada. U.S. won't let them back across the border
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(113)
 
(Some Fat Puck)
 
 
 
Why doesn't a hockey team just hire a Sumo wrestler to be their goalie? The dude could just sit there and eat Cheetos while his team wins the Stanley Cup. I can't truly be the only one to think this is the best idea ever
source: visit4info.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
As if bustin' caps in peoples' asses weren't enough of a perk, East L.A. gang members also treated to free Keira Knightley lapdances
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(65)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Patents now cover 20% of the human genome; the other 80% in bidding war between Microsoft and Google
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The US budget deficit shrank by 22% this year
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(NASA/Caltech)
 
 
 
Spitzer Space Telescope snaps incredible infrared pictures of Andromeda Galaxy (with amazing pic)
source: spitzer.caltech.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(dailybulletin.com)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until someone brings out a nailgun
source: www2.dailybulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
This week's filthy house with too many cats being cleaned out by men in biohazard suits would have been brought to you by a crazy old lady, but she died and her sons had to carry on the tradition
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Bright Bulb)
 
 
 
Photoshop this futuristic-looking street lamp
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(105)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
iPod porn coming soon: "Pornographers have a strong track record of adapting new imaging devices and formats in a commercially viable way."
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(87)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Walgreen's employee stabs coworker over who could microwave their soup first
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Saudi auto insurance rates surge after their king ponders letting women drive
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(138)
 
(WSMV)
 
 
 
Metro still not sure if tasering a man 19 times was why he died, or if it had something to do with the beating and pepper spray, or what... so.. yeah
source: wsmv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Captain's Quarters)
 
 
 
Bush's approval rating among Blacks actually a whopping 12%, not 2%
source: captainsquartersblog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(332)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olson drops out of NYU to pursue career as a skanky businesswoman
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Some CJ)
 
 
 
America's National Institute on Media and the Family, or NAMBLA, tells Jack Thompson to blow it out his ass
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(119)
 
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Melissa Etheridge smoked medicinal marijuana. No word on the kind of marijuana she was smoking when she let David Crosby knock up her partner
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Lake-faring Vikings allegedly sack booty; scandal potentially ruins $675m stadium deal
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bad: Man jailed for attempted rape. Good: He wins £7m in the lottery. Bad: His victim sues him for compensation. Strange: Judge doesn't allow lawsuit, makes victim pay £100,000 towards rapist's legal costs
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Family learns fake human skull they tossed out not so fake
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Pentagon now denies reports that the teleconference between President Bush and troops in Iraq was staged
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"The Willamette University football team is in good hands, even though Speckman, its coach, was born without them."
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College football fans don't want to miss any of the action, pee in stands and on crowd below
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew on Free Talk Live tonight. In other news: FTL lowers its guest standards after peaking with Gene Ray last week
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee legislators using state troopers as taxi service, tipping poorly
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Next time somebody asks you "how about this heat?" tell them it's because 2005 was the hottest year on record. And then kick them in the beanbag
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"Omar Shamshoon" aka Homer Simpson and the rest of the gang aren't getting many laughs in the United Arab Emirates' translation of The Simpsons
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English yuppie couple try to evade $200 speeding tickets with elaborate lie, including flying to Bulgaria to mail postcard "evidence."
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(Some problem drinker)
 
 
 
Reminder: D.C. Fark Party, Saturday, October 15 at 7:00 pm at The Big Hunt (LGT earlier thread)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Notice an online retailer isn't charging sales tax where it should be? In Illinois, you can sue. One lawyer did, and could earn millions
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Nude disco opens in London, barman sick of people asking for a "stiff one"
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VideoEdit
 
VideoEdit: Create an inappropriate trailer for a well-known film. Difficulty: No DFILM links. Due today
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(People's Daily Online)
 
 
 
Taikonauts simultaneously discover dangers of space flatulence, possible new propulsion system
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If you get caught between the Dem and New York City / The best that you can do (best that you can do) / Is fall in loooooove
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Marijuana appears to help the formation of new brain cel -- hey, Cheetos
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New bat-inspired airport "Tadar" scanner makes clothes transparent, dispenses vigilante justice
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(WFMY)
 
 
 
Cops hit the redial button and discover that a burglar used his victim's phone to call a cab. Jailarity ensues
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
H-P recalls 135,000 laptop battery packs due to melting problems, seeks to head off infringement lawsuit from the Salvador Dali estate
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Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look-alike contest
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Court forces sperm donor to pay child support to a lesbian who he has never met
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton fired by Fox but excited about her new rap album
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
DA says police acted properly when they went to a man's apartment to stop him from killing himself and killed him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man who tried to smuggle 23 bird eggs in his underwear on a plane sentenced to two years in jail. No word on how he was planning on sitting down
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Insurance company denies womans claims after unknown nutcase cripples and nearly kills her with his truck because it doesn't meet their definition of an 'accident'
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In a move that's sure to boost recruiting, Coast Guard says "The 1940s, party-hard sailor is not the image we're going for."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Redesign a movie poster so that it more accurately portrays the actual film
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
"About 95 percent of what demons say should be ignored. For example, if they tell you to drown your children." No word on what 5% you should pay attention to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man wakes up after nap on airplane, punches out plane window, gets arrested for plane stupidity
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Researcher claims viewing art relieves constipation. Because somehow, looking at a bunch of paintings makes you want to crap
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy 1 year Anniversary to the Falafel King and his phone sex shenanigans
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(Local6)
 
 
 
McDonalds introduces Shrimp burger in Japan in hopes of boosting sales. No word if tentacle fries will follow
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you've had a strange experience with squirrels, the Chicago Sun Times would like to speak to you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree that taking a leek may be hazardous to your health. Here comes the science
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Nagging wife has hubby pleading for jailtime instead of house arrest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giant Turkeys now protecting UK from terrorism. Wait, reverse that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spielberg agrees to team up with EA for three video games. Due up first: ET's BMX 2007
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Special thanks to everyone who wrote in tell us Rhode Island is the smallest state, not Delaware. Amusingly, this mistake generated more email than anything else we've done this year -Drew
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(DoItSports)
 
 
 
Runaway bride's run time in 26.2 mile Chicago Marathon stands at 120 hours and counting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rove makes 4th grand jury appearance, only 6 more until he gets his free sundae
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MTV acquires iFilm. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
College basketball season starts today with midnight madness - talk your smack here. Duke sucks
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Modern Americans: A Ruder, Boorish Lot? You bet your ass.
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Starbucks' plans to sell coffee in Russia foiled by trademark squatter who will sell rights to the brand name for $600,000
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(The Forester)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive around stealing cement mixers, you might want to use a van that doesn't have your name on it
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(AP)
 
 
 
New club at Princeton University promotes chastity. All four members shown in picture
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Man undresses in Moscow parks to rob women
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
There's already a flu vaccine shortage
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(Irieradio.com)
 
 
 
Drew will be on Bulldog's Rude Awakening radio show starting at 8:30 EST. Listen live via the link
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(Local6)
 
 
 
'Five Toes' the cat has two tongues (with pic goodness)
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(Timesonline.co.uk)
 
 
 
New Orleans doctors may be charged with manslaughter for euthanasing dozens of patients in flooded hospital
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this solar mirror
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to be poor, better hurry because it becomes too expensive on Monday
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(Some Toad Spotter)
 
 
 
Mom puzzled over son's scouting for "camel toads" at the local pool
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Don't use the word "fat" to describe suspects to police in Manchester, England
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New Zealand's next movie blockbuster will feature genetically-engineered sheep which go on a bloodthirsty rampage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After troopers took him into custody, he tried to make a deal, offering "all the guns in the car" in exchange for his freedom
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College interns working for ABC given assignment to infltrate their school's nuclear reactor. Hilarity ensues
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(Wave 3)
 
 
 
Upset listeners jam radio station phones after morning DJ's say kitten jumped into basket tied to helium balloons just before GPS experiment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More than 100 people, including several boxers and jockeys, turn out for Hawaii's annual Underpants Run. The brief race is a prelude to the Ironman
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials release 2.5 million sterile Mediterranean fruit flies in hopes they will have sex with wild females
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(KCRA)
 
 
 
Woman arrested, jailed for owing $1.16 in back taxes. "What they've spent in stamps is more than what I owe," she said. In other news, USA still considered a "free country"
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Hacker shuts down MySpace with code that makes him everyone's friend in under 20 hours
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(The State.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says SC State Fair like a good wad of spit falling on your head
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How is Bush like milk?
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Did a rogue Soviet submarine try to fire a nuclear missile at Pearl Harbor in 1968? A new book argues that it did
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
New York governor George Pataki executes order sixty-six, decides he can keep extend prison sentences at will for as long as he damn well pleases
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As usual, Japan not content with just going into space. No, they've gotta send their guy dressed up like a Gundam pilot
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Thu October 13, 2005
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A list of crimes G-Men have commited. Jimmy Stewart surrenders
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(KOIN6.com)
 
 
 
State legislator who was dating a janitor, attacked by his girlfriend, under investigation for meth abuse then on the lam has now turned herself in
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Growing pupularity of pet ownership in Asia eating into concept of dogs as food
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(University of Delaware)
 
 
 
Being in the smallest state in the US, scientists at the University of Delaware have found a way to blow up breast cancer tumors with super-small bombs. Still no non-explosive cure for cancer
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Toyota recalls 75,000 Prius hybrids, and a time when they made good looking cars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Things you wouldn't mind seeing involved in a high-velocity impact test. Link to inspiration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron AudioEdit remix ingredients: Elvis Presley vs. Nirvana
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(That's racin')
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon to trade tobacco sponsorship for Nicorette decals on his car, and NASCAR to offer fans "quit smoking" counselling at races. Next move rumored to be 55 mph speed limits, black flags for not signaling left-hand turns
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Somalia's new PM wants to fend off pirates, ferries, unicorns and other ferocious non-beings... oh yeah, his people are quuuite hungry, too
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(Nassau Guardian)
 
 
 
Journalist heads out to do feature story on Nassau prostitutes. Unlike everyone else in Nassau, can't find one
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Study suggests it's time to stop drinking cow urine
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman charged with cutting open pregnant neighbor to steal baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Women now eligible to play in the British Open. This means Phil Mickelson may no longer have the largest breasts on the course
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man -- who won landmark court decision allowing him to have a sex-change while in prison -- is transferred out of women's penitentiary for threatening staff members with a sex toy
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(People)
 
 
 
Actress who played Blossom has a baby boy. Fb- is the father
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Jennifer Love Hewitt's mortgage payment is assured: CBS picked up full year of the "Horseface Whisperer." "Stupid" tag beats out "Spiffy" by a nose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find gene responsible for f*cking Tourette's Syndrome
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(164)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
DMV-issued newsletter leads NJ callers to porn line
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Singapore trying to make roads safer by urging drivers to wave after making "errors of judgment." Other hand gestures discouraged
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(49)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
In-depth look at the umpire who cost Angels the win in ALCS Game 2
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(327)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Beethoven manuscript missing for 115 years is found. Researchers puzzled by dog prints and slobber stains on parchment
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(AP)
 
 
 
Today's "Why the fark is it news?": Robert Shapiro's son died. In a related story, your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate won $3.00 in the lottery
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Insidious marketing people have figured out you can lure students with free beer
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(61)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man with 300 living and dead birds in his house caught operating on a pigeon that he sedated with vodka
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(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
If you train a horse by giving it beer, tying it to your truck and dragging it through the woods, don't do it in front of your daughters as they will testify against you in court
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Census bureau finds people on East, West Coasts wait longest before getting married while Southerners hardly ever live with their cousins outside wedlock
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(378)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
In rare moment of clarity, Fox cancels "The Simple Life." America rejoices, fears impending replacement show
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Police tell Baltimore citizens to distinguish counterfeit $100s from real ones by identifying Franklin and not Lincoln in the watermark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Cats doing the most amazing things
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(133)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "Full-sized fiberglass cow stolen from the highway" story brought to you by Chesapeake, VA
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man who doused his estranged wife with gasoline and set her on fire feels that he is not a threat to society, citing much higher gas prices
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
We apparently needed a scientific study to tell us that bullies grow up to be losers. Especially bully John Ward from Effingham, who can suck it
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(Double Agent)
 
Boobies
 
Massive gallery of old school Heidi Klum photos (NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(99)
 
(M90)
 
Boobies
 
China's hottest export to Hollywood, Bai Ling (NSFW)
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(261)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mea culpa from the hysteria-based media coverage of Katrina continues: The floodwaters that covered New Orleans were not toxic after all
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(263)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That old lady in Liverpool giving out five-pound notes? Fake -- just a radio-station stunt
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(Syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Breaking into a school. Dumber: Taking pictures of yourself in the act. Dumbest: Leaving the memory card for the camera. With picture goodness
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(59)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Police identify traffic victim through microchip implanted in dog. Your dog wants GPS
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(18)
 
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
Most comets are "icy dirtballs," not "dirty snowballs" as previously thought. None, unfortunately, have warm or clean balls
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harold Pinter wins Nobel Prize in literature, pauses uncomfortably before accepting
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(76)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Farmer proposes to fiancee by plowing his message into soybean field. Now it looks like he wants her to give him a sex change (with pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Today on $20,000 Pyramid: The water heater, junk storage, Bush's approval rating
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(456)
 
(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
High school quarterback suspended for next game after two unsportsman-like penalties in same game: Somersaulting into the endzone for a TD
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(85)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two nurses sacked after they removed a premature baby from an incubator to pose with it for pictures
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(77)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Two revelations shock Captain Obvious: 1) Health improves after smoking ban, 2) smokers remain unhappy
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(271)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC's rich and well-connected tipped off to subway threat three days before everyone else
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(91)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Loads of customers have recently started giving nightclub hostesses little dogs as presents... but, there are so many guys out there with the same idea, some hostesses are apparently getting as many as four dogs as presents"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roofer takes break from repairs to deliver woman's baby. Wait till she sees the bill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France qualify for World Cup with victory over Cyprus. Of course, you and 10 of your chain-smoking, beer-swilling overweight work friends could have qualified for the World Cup if you'd played Cyprus, too
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(www.ktul.com)
 
 
 
With the Oklahoma Lottery being less than 24-hours old, Lottery Commission already investigating allegations of fraud
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taikonaut? Yuhangyuan? No consensus on what to call Aaaaaaaaaaaasians iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
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(237)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Russian oligarchs ready to pay millions for huge salami-thick penises
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In a rare unscripted moment of spontaneity, Chinese astronaut's wife says, "May you carry out the task entrusted to you by the motherland and return smoothly"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Guy who plays Sawyer on "Lost" and his wife are robbed at gunpoint. Adding insult to larceny, robber apparently was not a viewer and didn't recognize him
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(115)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
WHO announces that the deadline for the eradication of polio has been missed. Pete Townshend inconsolable
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(81)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians trying to figure out how guilty they should feel after having drunken sex
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(43)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists inject fruit fly DNA into E. coli bacteria to make new high-performance form of rubber. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may get lonely and attempt to enter your colon
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(61)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
Man arrested for taking five of his friends on a joy ride in a jet
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(36)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Wine in a box is more popular than ever
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(203)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
The first dinosaurs were actually more like long-armed chickens (182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold: Bee dogs
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
The fact that a man can stay for two months at something called a "comic book cafe," order 140 drinks and not pay may indicate potential societal flaw
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(58)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Get out your tape measures, ladies and gentlemen: World's longest nipple hair is 3.5 inches
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(86)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Nebraska man charged after animal control officers find 146 cats in basement
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Japan to require microchips for "dangerous" animals, such as subway gropers, demons with tenticles and Zhang Zi-yi
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(49)
 
(News-Record)
 
 
 
Animal control officer captures 50-to-70-pound cat that was stalking someone walking a dog (w/pic)
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(106)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why do people believe in God? Evolution
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(694)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Dark matter was really hard to find because it never existed in the first place. Occam hummed a happy tune this morning, probably while shaving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google and Comcast in talks to take over AOL. Googling for reasons why anybody would want to take over the black hole of suckitude turns up nothing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 16th child in 18 years. No word on who gave birth to that fe-mullet (with pic)
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(396)
 
(Department of Wild Spending)
 
 
 
In celebration of $500,000 in taxpayer money going to paint a fish on a plane, photoshop some other ideas for the government to paint on aircraft
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Custom of politicians wagering food and other items on big sporting events is long-standing tradition. Origin of custom remains mystery
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(18)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lexington Fark party -- Friday, October 21st, 6:00 p.m. Drew and company will be there since that's where they live. Special guest: Brooks of SportsByBrooks fame. Link goes to map
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Romances at work "inevitable" due to long hours, hotties in accounting
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(128)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Old Faithful makes appearance in Montreal parking lot
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Halloween has become monthlong holiday
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(82)
 
(Cars.com)
 
 
 
Sucky-looking, loud-driving cars top annual list of gas-sipping EPA weenermobiles
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(100)
 
(claremoreprogress)
 
 
 
Protestors at a soldier's funeral thwarted when 100 bikers surround them, start waving flags, and revving their engines
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(354)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Youth decides that a good time at the zoo involves grabbing a fluffy white bunny from the petting zoo and tossing it into the alligator exhibit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-science agenda taking its toll: India graduates 5 times as many engineers as the US; China 10 times as many
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(289)
 
(SpaceRef)
 
 
 
Here's what a sunset looks like from Saturn as Cassini probe sends cosmic "Wish you were here" card
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(55)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
There was an old lady who sat in a chair / when she looked down, her toes were not there / not far away was a fat bloody cat / which took all the blame, and that was that
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(25)
 
(Raleigh News & Observer)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republican has pie thrown at him in the middle of his speech. No word on if the pie was tasty
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(108)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dirty sausage says, "She used to bend over a lot to check our work. It was more like she was trying to show her breasts."
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Winners of Ig Nobel Fluid Dynamics prize won for calculating the pressure that builds up inside a penguin's bowels before it defecates
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(24)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Man suing Catholic church because being molested by a priest turned him gay
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(108)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
"1:36 p.m. Witnesses said they had found a "body part" in the Community Forest, but police determined that it was a banana slug. The particular piece of anatomy for which it was mistaken wasn't specified."
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(35)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
911 operator tells caller fire is actually fog. Historic fort catches fog, burns to ground
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any Wookie nation; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the U.S. of A. against all Empire forces..."
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(62)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Police responding to a breaking and entering report surprised to find the burglar in the midst of a booty call
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(22)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
History of weird contraceptives. "I tied weasel testicles to my belt, which was the style at the time" (w/ pics)
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(58)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man tells wife he wants divorce by hanging a banner from an overpass. Wife writes her own banner. Hilarity ensues (pics)
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man gives out $2500 worth of movie tickets for "Serenity" in the hopes of a sequel
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(223)
 


Wed October 12, 2005
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Farktography Contest #23, Theme: "A Scavenger Hunt", Link goes to Contest Rules. PLEASE read first post
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this abandoned factory
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(117)
 
(DailyTimes.pk)
 
 
 
Tobacco warnings now considered modern art
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(98)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists working on high-tech dishes that don't need to be washed and can be thrown away after a meal. If you can imagine such a thing
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush asks Syria to be "a good neighbor." No word on whether Syria will stop mowing its lawn at 4:00 a.m. or performing assassinations late at night
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(155)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
The good news: Hurricane Katrina fundraiser raises $2,500 for the Red Cross. The bad news: They paid $1,600 to rent out historic barn, then caused $1,000 in damage to it
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thirteen is an unlucky number, especially when it is the number of bags of blow police find in your home
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(69)
 
(The Capital Times)
 
 
 
People may wonder why a woman dressed in fur is lapping water from a "toilet." Then again, perhaps not
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(124)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Proving US political parties put up stiffs, Liberia's 2 front-runners are: 1) A Harvard trained economist 2) 'A former striker for AC Milan'
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Palestinian commission investigating Arafat's death has come to the unanimous conclusion that they would prefer not to be beheaded for coming to a conclusion
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(63)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Can dogs think? A new study confirms: No, they cannot. Your dog wants steak
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(282)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings + Fark = potentially libelous or too raunchy
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(109)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists to clone extinct Tasmanian tiger. No word on what these dodos will bring back to life next
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
God's to do list for October nearly complete after blanketing a bustling Nigerian city with a strange, malodorous fog
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No quick fix for bird flu that has killed less people than lightning this year, hyperventilating experts caution
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(145)
 
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Release of Cheney's fitness book, "Fit Like Dick," delayed again
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme issues statement saying they have no idea why their stock price dropped 26 percent today
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(228)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
When hiding from the cops in the attic of the store that you're robbing, remember to turn off your cell phone when the cops get there
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(29)
 
(News10)
 
 
 
Nutbag Cindy Sheehan and her hat now want to meet with Gov. Schwartzenegger, ask him to go back in time and rescue her son
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(990)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coach K. to make USA basketball really suck in 2006. Duke sucks
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(104)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
World's oldest bowl of noodles found in China, beating the previous record set by Drew when he was in college
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artificial blood to be tested on Kansas trauma victims. Next up: Artificial intelligence for the rest of Kansas
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(72)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Topeka, Kansas proposed law barring the public display of hoo-has and wing dang doodles not even seconded to floor
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(56)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County sheriff's solution to drug problem: Local drug dealers had "better go to Georgia or somewhere else"
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(57)
 
(WAFB)
 
 
 
This year's harvest of Gulf Coast oysters come with fun new Hepatitis A flavor
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stockard Channing pleads "no contest" to DUI, hopes to get last minute pardon from President Bartlet
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(51)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton reviews the original Battlezone, gives shout-out to TotalFark in hopes that it links to him. Submitter's a sucker
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(182)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
Police recover $67,000 worth of Viagra stolen from a storage facility. Police say no suspects have arisen in the case
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(42)
 
(Some Jack O Lantern)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Pumpkins
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man catches a cold and coughs up a screw
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(24)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Female chess champ wonders: "Are they also looking at my boobs? I kinda get the feeling they may be"
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(95)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Harry Potter dreading his nude scene
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(120)
 
(nbcsandiego)
 
 
 
$26K ring found in sewer turns out to be diamond in the roughage
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(24)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Amusing: Ferret clothes. Not amusing: Being sued by a major British luxury clothing firm for using their "checked" trademark pattern
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban plays hide-and-seek with U.S. troops. If they're caught, they'll be introduced to spiffy new games like the Gitmo Pyramid and Testicle Electro-Test Tickle
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(104)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Unfortunate headline of the week: China's Li Liyin set a weightlifting world record Wednesday in the 152-pound snatch division
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(40)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Deli worker dies after being thrown through window for screwing up sandwich order
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(168)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you thought your hobby was pointless, meet the man whose goal it is to collect 10,000 pencils. Only 3,500 to go
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(50)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
D.A. pours out Kool-Aid and agrees that teen who punched a motorist dead after being chased and struck by the motorist was acting in self-defense
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(311)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yahoo closes down child-predator chat rooms. In other news: 1) Why the hell didn't they previously shut down child predator chat rooms, and 2) hasn't this been in the news before?
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(125)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Topeka, Kansas aims to pass law barring the public display of hoo has and wing dang doodles
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(34)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Patrick Fitzgerald may be focusing on a broad conspiracy in the Plame case, which goes all the way to Bush and Cheney
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(361)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
House passes bill to retroactively classify many R films as pornography. May also affect many non-cable TV shows
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(276)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Dog condom creator saddened over product recall
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(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former German chancellor says he won't participate in the new government, and didn't want to anyway, because it stinks and everybody in it is a doodyhead
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Orleans beating victim insists incident wasn't racially motivated. Naturally, his lawyer and the media disagree
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vatican ponders baptising extraterrestrials, not realizing that most extraterrestrials are Hindus
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(115)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
NYC cops will pay you $10 to participate in a police lineup. Or you can rob a bank and be in one for free
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(34)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
College presidents with $7,000 sheets, $650k kitchens and planes to visit their "friends": The Expense Account Hall of Shame
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New version of "Tamagotchi" toy can go to school and choose from 20 different jobs, including doctor, police officer, teacher
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(43)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Survey finds most business executives would choose a different career if they could
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Syrian ex-spy chief commits suicide by shooting himself in the head a dozen times
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(162)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Miss FHM contest is down to the last four finalists (marginally SFW)
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(120)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Local bakery intends to make 250-pound cinnamon roll this weekend for charity. "Combine the ingredients in a giant mixer named Diesel..."
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
North Carolina State forward may miss season, not because of injury or academics, but because he may be deported. College basketball fans working to see if they can have J.J. Reddick kicked out of the country, too
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rick Moranis releases country album. Five signs of the Apocalypse down, two to go
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(141)
 
(Bakersfield Californian)
 
 
 
Tooth Fairy leaves a $500 check for hurricane relief in return for eight-year-old girl's tooth
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World Cup qualifier match discussion
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(135)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Yahoo reach deal to combine crappy instant messenging services
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nomar Garciaparra saves two women from drowning. A-Rod and Jeter said to be in good condition
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(141)
 
(VERSPRONCK, Jan Cornelisz)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely lady and her enormous collar
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(114)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Average age of newspaper reader rises to 55. You thought the Boomers were self-righteous before
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Artichoke named most irritating vegetable
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(132)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson to appear topless on Chinese phone cards to promote... something or other
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indiana legislator proposes parenting licenses
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(210)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ATM's using biometrics not secure enough for Americans, because everyone knows that its easier to steal a fingerprint and iris map then your four-number PIN
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(142)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy lights up undercover deputy driving in front of him as a joke. Undercover deputy decides to speed off to enhance the humor. City police officer sees the jocularity, radios ahead to ensure that hilarity would ensue
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(81)
 
(UPN34)
 
 
 
Today's python attack claims a farmer's turkey, thus completing the python trifecta
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(36)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Man who decided to keep $263,000 he found on a street ends up losing his job and is on parole. Had he turned it in to authorities, it would have been his to keep
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(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New chicken sandwich sponsored by Gilette, the best a mouth can get
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(48)
 
(Some Poor Guy)
 
 
 
Cheney's stock options rose 3,281 percent last year. How are your investments doing?
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(322)
 
(ThisisLondon.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono celebrates John Lennon's birthday by dogging Paul McCartney's songwriting ability; says he simply rhymes "June" with "spoon." Sir Paul retorts, "It's my birthday too, yeah"
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(227)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dumb: Trying to arrest someone at their workplace when they have the day off. Dumber: Trying to do so with a fake arrest warrant. Dumbass: Calling the police for backup when someone calls your bluff
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(46)
 
(WVEC.com)
 
 
 
Destructive snakehead fish population explodes in Potomac River; two fisherman caught 80 hoping to get paid. Sadly, Bass Pro Shops denies fishermen $4000 in rewards for catching them
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(98)
 


Tue October 11, 2005
(Steve's Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute cooler adornment
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Original members of R.E.M. reunite for shiny happy wedding
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(84)
 
(Some Storm Guy)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite stormchaser posts a group of pics that he took which your nephew's cousin's uncle probably emailed to you and said were of Hurricane Katrina
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AOL to webcast live Green Day concert tonight at midnight ET, 9:00 p.m. PT
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(455)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. offically apologizes for looting of World War II "Gold Train." Still no apology for lack of cool on 1970s "Soul Train"
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hypno-robber strikes again. Victims could not identify the bandit but gave the police a pretty good description of his pocket watch
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(51)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
African spider sucks human blood from blood-sucking mosquitoes. Enemy of my enemy and all that
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(81)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Some guy you've never heard of nails Sienna Miller and the next James Bond role out from under Jude Law
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(134)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
S-s-suspect ch-ch-chooses s-supermarket f-f-freezer t-t-to hide f-from p-p-pursuing of-f-ficer
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(38)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man -- caught surfing porn in school building wearing only underwear -- claims he was there to use the bathroom, a claim verified when cops find bucket of steaming urine nearby
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(58)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt orders his bodyguards to take photographs of any paparazzi who take pics of him and Angelina Jolie in case he needs them for future lawsuits
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(101)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings players accused of launching their own floating whorehouse
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(72)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High school running back rushes for 488 yards, six touchdowns -- and kicks eight extra points. Arizona Cardinals ask for a rematch
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(75)
 
(Wired)
 
Boobies
 
For truly multi-ethnic boobies, behold the Miss Universe Contest, where Miss Germany is Vietnamese, Miss Norway is Iranian and Miss Namibia is white (SFW)
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(220)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remains of Oompa Loompas and their miniaturized elephant pets found in Indonesia
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(107)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Centaurs really existed. "Researchers" have no complete skeletons, but lots of upper-body parts, lots of lower-body parts to prove it
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(96)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's "congressional asshat caught driving drunk" story brought to you by South Dakota and Congressman Kevin Brady (R-TX)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Magazine Publishers of America pay Jon Stewart $150,000 to entertain them, get bitchslapped by him instead
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Police use burglar's own dog to out his hiding place. In other news, if you'd like to adopt an American Staffordshire Bull Terrier named Lumpi, he's looking for a new home
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An in-depth preview of the new version of Hotmail. Screenshots are incomplete as they have not yet had time to simulate the 100,000 metric tons of spam
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Carjacker jacks couple's car, clothes
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Next Austin Powers "film" won't have Mike Myers, will be Dumb and Dumberer than last one
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Britney hires Cletus's ex as new nanny. The double-wide is getting cramped
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New statue of a historic figure appears to be totally upside down (pic)
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Crazy Eddie: His stock prices were INSANE. And so was anybody who bought his stock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer eaten by own animals. In hindsight, maybe raising bears wasn't such a great idea
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Nearly three-fourths of Americans approve of interracial dating
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Nobel Prize winner
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Dumb: Alabama State Senator Hank Erwin thinks Katrina was God's way of punishing sin. Dumber: Erwin admits this publicly. Dumbest: One third of Alabamians polled agree with him
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Authorities discuss the logistics of quarantining large metropolitan areas. Why? Y'know... for no reason. Just wondering. Say, how 'bout them White Sox?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
High school girl throws three touchdowns in game despite her center's massive game-long erection
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
51st way to leave your lover: Toss a hand grenade into her purse. 52nd: Continue walking down the street by her side
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