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Sun September 04, 2005
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(some metalhead)
 
 
 
"WHY WHY WHY?" Anthrax drummer Charlie Benante weighs in on NOLA
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marooned French Quarter holdouts have created "tribes." Hunters have already broken the conch and taken Piggy's glasses
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pirate constitutions sold on Iraqi streets, Arrrgh
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven Justices pay tribute to Rehnquist; Souter apparently couldn't think of anything nice to say
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(88)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street sports bar still serving drinks: "We'll stop partying in a couple of days because everyone will run out of money."
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(78)
 
(Some woodwind lover)
 
 
 
Photoshop this piccolo player
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(51)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Haliburton hired to clean up after Hurricane Katrina
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(260)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian stone-throwing festival hurts 50. Rubber balls used last year deemed too safe
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(29)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota school district bans cell phone use. Three cheers for Supernintendo Chalmers
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(106)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Crazy woman with knife turns museum painting into sculpture
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
SmartWater leaves a lasting impression on burglars
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(43)
 
(Copenhagen Post)
 
 
 
Advances in technology allows flashers to work from home
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
A rescue 'copter has just crashed in New Orleans; reports indicate that no one was injured
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(184)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
NOLA native, General Honore now leading rescues "Put those guns ... Down."; "he got off the plane and starting cursing; people started moving"
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(281)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And you thought the oil situation was bad: 'Bra war' between China and Britain leaves European retailers facing critical shortage of bras, sweaters
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Thailand's new barometer of the economy: The Mama Noodle Index
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(15)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man arrested for assault ...with a bowl of bleach
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police shoot at group of young men that shot at contractors and maybe police. The police did not shoot at the contractors, but the young men did. Confused yet? Your dog is. LGN STFU
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(428)
 
(Souix City Journal)
 
 
 
Oxygen bar at a state fair may be shut down. Oxygen is considered a "legend drug" that requires a prescription to dispense. On the count of three, those without prescriptions please stop breathing
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(138)
 
(NWA News)
 
 
 
Well maybe it ain't a fire, but a drunk naked guy on the second floor of an elementary school ain't exactly situation normal, officer
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(27)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
New study shows dinosaurs were covered in feathers. Other studies aiming to show they wore high heels, carried little purses and owned Barbara Streisand albums still incomplete
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wonder bread. New hotness: Boobie loaf. Thai artist bakes edible body parts
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(69)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kuwait pledges $500 million in oil for hurricane relief, which ought to keep two Hummers and an Excursion on the road for an extra month
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(334)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couple in front of an oddly painted house
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(61)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Synthetic gecko feet can support 22 pounds with a dime-size patch - Here comes the science
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(67)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Some people are feeling pretty good about hanging on to the electric cars they bought after the 1970s fuel crises
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(205)
 
(Aching Gas Tank)
 
 
 
How much is gas where you live?
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(811)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful's charity fund frozen when Paypal can't figure out what's for sale (LGT Inquirer)
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(279)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Schools to test single gender classroom concept. Now everyone will know that the boy dropping the pencil on the floor to glance at someone's crotch is teh gay.
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby vicunas born in Belfast.
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(55)
 
(Some Hillbilly Guy)
 
 
 
All-male snake gathering confuses herpetologists. This is interesting because herpetologists should be used to sausage parties
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(46)
 
(Some Biker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his big red bike
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This year's hot new Christmas toy, Robosapien V2, "has more functions than Darth Vader's underpants"
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(105)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
London Opera House in dire straits, but is counting on lesbians to save the day. Aren't we all
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(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
From Fark's Swiss toilet news division: if you are Swiss, and your toilet fails to sing "Ole, ole, ole, ole" to you, it may be time to consult your proctologist
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(30)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Fireworks company that doubles as an illegal gasoline ring also has video game hall it opens to children on the weekends. What could possibly go wrong?
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(23)
 
(Record-Courier)
 
 
 
Man arrested after blowing marijuana smoke in deputy's face while denying he was smoking marijuana (Third article down, ignore the Eagle Scout with a shotgun and the brawl in the Dollar Loan parking lot stories)
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
US plans to test German brothels in 2006
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(110)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
People write FCC to complain about Novak saying "bullshiat" on CNN. Never mind that the FCC doesn't regulate cable TV content; think of the children
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(157)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cane toads show fatal attraction for disco lights, tiny coke spoons
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran trying to save rare cheetahs; doesn't realize that cheetahs never win
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(55)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Model-turned-bounty hunter-turned-drug dealer-turned-drug user-turned-corpse-turned-movie subject
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(81)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Three Carnival Cruise Lines ships are on their way to New Orleans. Kathy Lee-Gifford or Kathy Griffith or Ken Griffey or whatever he name is won't be on the ship
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Banks giving hurricane victims a 90-day reprieve on their mortgage payment. Insert funny "let the bank have the house" line here
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(127)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The who, what, and why of current fuel prices. No, the answers are not "me," "my butt," and "$3.29 for the cheap stuff"
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(245)
 


Sat September 03, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone stone
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(114)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist dead
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(1054)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Poor college farkette seeking cheap ways to spiff up ramen. Difficulty: the spicier, the better
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(296)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
World's most expensive donut on sale; proceeds to go to the Red Cross (with pic of glazed goodness)
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news for Pennsylvania Farkers: Sunday beer sales officially begin tomorrow. In other news, PA Fark party tomorrow at your house
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
College football discussion here
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(400)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists develop bacteria that eat rocket fuel. In other news, NASA delays next space shuttle launch
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(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina discussion thread
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(1791)
 
(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
Antique furniture dealer would like the public to know that the naked guy sleeping in a display window is not, in fact, an employee
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(17)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Google feud could turn into the Hatfields and McCoys. Get yer shootin iron, Festus.
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(111)
 
(Star Exponent)
 
 
 
Man arrested for DWP: Driving Without Pants. American Haberdashery Council vows to help combat this new scourge
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Snoop Dizzogg suing Philadelphia ride dealership fo` using verbiage thiznat be "confusingly similar ta tha snoop dizzy trademark."
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(80)
 
(webindia)
 
 
 
Australian Christians crusade against the greatest blasphemy of them all: the room of crucified C3POs
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(157)
 
(Broadway)
 
 
 
Ben "Dell Dude" Curtis, a Fark favorite of the Ellen Feiss era, now doing off-Broadway work (w/pic of him in bed with some guy)
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(151)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop arrested for boobie grab & run
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(53)
 
(Thiruvananthapuram News)
 
 
 
Tired of getting the short straw, dwarves in India have a tall order of demands
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh custom of blocking the groom on his way to the wedding angers police as people cut down telegraph poles to block him
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(46)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
First ever opera about building of Atom bomb promises to be explosive, fallout expected to be severe. Oppenheimer looking for an Oppenhummer after his good name is ruined
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(40)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A prison is offering travelers the chance to experience the joys of prison life, including the bad food and lack of toilets
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(26)
 
(Some GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: What if divorces were celebrated with the same ardor as weddings?
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(68)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
In an attempt to pick up more call-center outsourcing, Pakistani company sets up real/virtual office in Washington DC with a grinning receptionist on a flat-panel monitor
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(38)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah Board of Education rejects Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. "Invoking the supernatural can explain anything, and hence explains nothing."
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(445)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese politician accidentally causes sales of a French cheese to triple by insulting it
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(38)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
With no urgent need for billions of dollars in revenue, U.S. Senate looks to eliminate the estate tax Tuesday
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(596)
 
(TimesOnline)
 
 
 
Mouse able to regenerate lost limbs. Must kill Spiderman
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie actor Paul Hogan being questioned about his part in royalty money in offshore accounts. You call that a tax probe? Now THAT'S a tax probe
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(25)
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
Mansfield Ohio to tout having gas as tourist bait. Now your tourist wants gas.
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(30)
 
(Writerscafe.net)
 
 
 
Fark-fueled Hurricane Katrina donation page reaches $30,000 in 3 days and 882 donations. Donate if you can, let's keep this going (paypal friendly)
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(157)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Roosevelt Island Tramway rider posts sign calling for Spiderman after a breakdown leaves his car dangling over the East River
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(56)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Catnip Chemistry Enhances Feline High. Still no cure for cancer
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(50)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan facing the increasingly serious issue of Throat Clap
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(67)
 
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Teen magazine releases its third annual Teen Sex Survey, in which you lament that teens today are a thousand times freakier than any you went to school with
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff's sister deep sixes Lindsey Lohan's effort at reconciliation with a well executed hang up maneuver of the telephone
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(110)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sperm bank operator sends infertile Japanese women to surrogacy service in Korea. American fertility experts points to Japanese "immersion method" as likely problem
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NOLA Farkers Info Page. List of missing FARKers. If you have info about these FARKers, please post here and I will update the page
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(149)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A computer engineer, who lost his job for eating two pieces of left-over pepperoni pizza, wins most outrageous firings contest
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(128)
 
(Some Lambda)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected fraternity/sorority recruiting campaigns
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(68)
 
(That's Racin')
 
 
 
NASCAR denies that the 9,000 gallons of fuel it burns in the average race weekend come at the expense of ordinary drivers
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(218)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three cruise ship workers perish when five gallon container of tourist dumplings dislodges during maintenance work. What a bunch of crap
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(PhillyBurbs)
 
 
 
If your boss tells you not to drink coffee on the metal plant shop floor do you A- Agree it's a work hazard; B- Neotiate to drink it out of a spillproof cup; or C- Start spiking the coffeemaker with urine and lead acetate?
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(56)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Man walks up to Baltimore patrol car, douses it with gasoline, sets it on fire. That poor, poor gasoline
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(61)
 
(Yell At The Internet)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to holler at the Internet? Here's your opportunity. Go nuts, Junior
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(188)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Power company spray-paints smiley faces on trees it cuts down
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(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thousands compete in an endurance test in hopes of winning a coveted job of garbage collector
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(30)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The many ways that Big Brother is watching us
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(134)
 


Fri September 02, 2005
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kanye West goes off on Bush during live NBC telethon saying, "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
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(1957)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Upset over premiums, man drives his car into an insurance company building, then sets himself on fire
source: mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Landlord raises heat in asthmatic tenant's apartment after rent dispute - Assault charges pending
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
75-year-old woman busted for having a small pot plant on her balcony - She says the plant grew from a small seed dropped by her canary
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(69)
 
(Olympian)
 
 
 
Twelve acres of hard Kilauean lava collapse into ocean
source: 159.54.227.3   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
With mayors all around the country offering to host displaced NOLA families, the Mayor of Oklahoma City jumps in and offers to host the New Orleans Hornets
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Transcript of NO Mayor Nagin's radio interview: "Now get off your asses and do something, and let's fix the biggest goddamn crisis in the history of this country"
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(892)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two 18-year-old strip club noobs sat through 41 songs while a stripper danced for them. Shocked to learn they had to pay for 82 lap dances for a total of almost $2,500. The Smoking Gun is there (with possibly not safe for work pic)
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell beats up yet another model, this time for asking her if beating up a friend caused him to get fired from his job
source: tonight.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It took 38 years, but Australia has decided that their (former) prime minister drowned, and wasn't killed or kidnapped by Chinese in a submarine
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(31)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Local oil company chairman will donate all profits for two weeks to Katrina relief
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(76)
 
(Marietta Times)
 
 
 
Today's 70 cats, mounds of garbage, and one woman in one house story brought to you by Marietta, OH
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(61)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Woman parks cars on someone else's property for $5 a piece during the Marshall football game. Duke sucks
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(35)
 
(Tri-City News)
 
 
 
Woman arguing with husband shoots gun in the air to get his attention. Man still not paying attention until she tries the same maneuver while pointing it at his chest. 911 ensues
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fark- changing the way America deals with disaster one post at a time
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(289)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Voice verification software will be used to make sure that banned fans are home when soccer matches are about to kick off
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rottweiler dumped in rural Australia has been faithfully sitting atop a water tank for six weeks, awaiting the return of its master
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(188)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Move Katrina discussion here
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(1235)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Historic revolutionary war battlefield found during downtown Savannah road work
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2 million barrel oil spill spotted on the Mississippi, story developing
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(336)
 
(Some Late TFette)
 
 
 
Reminder: Atlanta area Fark gathering - Sat. Sept 3rd
source: daveandbusters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Buddhist monks using machete's to fight over women
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(70)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If dinosaurs were alive today. Difficulty: No Dick Clark jokes
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A room with a view: Mars Rover gets on top of Husband
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(73)
 
(Sheffield Today)
 
 
 
Farkers finally have a rugby player that they can root for after UFIA joins the Titans. Coach already has a good idea of how to utilize UFIA against opposing teams
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(48)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
One man's art is another man's 30 foot tall pink and yellow shed (with pic)
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(56)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If your father gives you $50,000 in cash to start a new life, make sure you don't leave that new life sitting on top of your car as you drive away
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(126)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Nineteen people killed after taxi driver stops to take a leak
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(86)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Okay... little to the left... more, more, okay great. Looks good. Okay, rip it out
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(70)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Zero tolerance in Japan: Five suspects face hefty fines of $91 for shooting porn in a cable car at World Expo
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Continue Katrina discussion here
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(1530)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The weirdest injuries in golf, including one pro golfer who broke two ribs sneezing. "He was lucky. If it had been a fart, he might have shattered his pelvis"
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Countries offering the U.S. aid: France, Canada, UK, Russia, Japan, Mexico, Germany, Switzerland, Holland, Greece, UAE and others. Poland apparently has forgotten
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(368)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Germans attempting to soap themselves down for 101 hours to break record for world's longest shower, get rid of the smell of sauerkraut
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(54)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Two five-year-olds discover jewelry over 1,000 years old, one of which has ancient engraving: "Tø My Beløved frøm Strøm Thurmønd"
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(57)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Halle Berry knew that showing her boobies in "Swordfish" was completely exploitative, but did it for her art to prepare for "Monster's Ball"
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(82)
 
(Poynter.org)
 
 
 
Journalists working overtime to cover the Katrina story for readers. They need places to crash or store some cold beer
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(121)
 
(PK Trib)
 
 
 
Olive oil may have pain-relieving powers. Tossed Salad Man rumored to be offering third choice on the menu soon
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(38)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Wife who scammed her own grandmother out of $200,000 falls out of moving truck -- husband keeps on driving
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(77)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctor fined for vandalism of statues depicting dogs playing soccer
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(26)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japanese clothing manufacturer recalls penis-pinching swimsuits. Company wasn't originally aware of the problem, but somebody gave them a tip
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(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Restaurant evacuated after world-record candle-lighting attempt
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these surprised golfers
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(81)
 
(Strange Cosmos)
 
 
 
Ice-skating parrot killed by ballet-dancing elephant
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(52)
 
(Writerscafe.net)
 
 
 
Fark-fueled Hurricane Katrina donation page breaks the $28,000 mark after two days and 849 individual donors. Donate if you can, let's keep this going
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(193)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina discussion thread continues
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(1540)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Having solved all crises except wine smog, Napa City Council to set decibel limit for ice-cream trucks
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion and fire on New Orleans waterfront
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(725)
 
(Some Travelin' TFette)
 
 
 
Reminder: Atlanta area Fark Party -- Saturday, September 3 at 7:30 p.m. Report to Dave & Buster's in Duluth
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clubber Lang to make his return in "Rocky VI." Hollywood still out of ideas, should probably get Tom Servo, Mike and Crow to be at the bottom of the screen as the movie plays
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(134)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
San Diego stripper stabs man who refused lap dance. Refusal of champagne-room invite likely would have resulted in shooting
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(72)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Three hundred Arkansas National Guard troops have landed in New Orleans, with authorization to shoot and kill "hoodlums"
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(809)
 
(Link goes nowhere)
 
 
 
AudioEdit some hymns for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pie Saucus Domine Pasta. RAmen
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(51)
 
(Some Sorayama Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Chrome
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young killer whale uses fish as bait to catch seagulls, shares strategy with his friends
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(84)
 


Thu September 01, 2005
(WFSB)
 
 
 
Robbers give up on bank heist after realizing that their monitoring bracelets were about to go off
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe mad cow disease caused by Soylent Green
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina thread No. 6 for today -- keeping it loading quick -- political discussions in the previous thread
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(1163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men who take Viagra to achieve erections do not increase risk of having heart attack. Of course, what they do with said erections may
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I found my thrill, on the lower 9th Street Ward... Fats Dominoe found alive
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(127)
 
(Double Agent)
 
Boobies
 
Sharapova -- lots of pics of this 6' 2" blonde bombshell. Anna who? (SFW -- sponsored by Double Agent)
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(217)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman torches house trying to kill spiders: "The spiders are gone though, that problem was solved"
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(93)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina discussion thread
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(1356)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian air-traffic controller oversleeps, causing airport to open 20 minutes late. Your air-traffic controller wants a working alarm clock
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(0)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
"I was saying something serious about Native American literature, and they made it into something trivial and stupid about Tommy Lee's penis"
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(124)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're hiking along and find a marijuana plant in the woods, DON'T SMOKE IT. Instead, the National Forest Service wants you to tell them about it
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
List of donations by those big, evil corporations. And some alright ones, too
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(434)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina discussion thread
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(1330)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this museum staredown
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(69)
 
(89.7 FM WISU)
 
 
 
ATTN: Indiana Farkers. College radio station in Terre Haute is organizing a relief caravan to New Orleans area. Donations needed. DIT
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(122)
 
(Poynter)
 
 
 
AFP writer defends caption referring to white people "finding" food
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(297)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marlins rookie becomes the second player ever to hit a grand slam in his first at-bat. Duke sucks
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(73)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thieves nearly derail a passenger train after pushing a safe onto the tracks in hopes it would get smashed open
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina discussion thread
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(1184)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hazmat teams clear Sports Illustrated offices of hallucinogenic gas in the A/C sytem after editors predict Carolina will win the Super Bowl
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(146)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota state government will no longer pay for low-income patients' sex changes. In related news, until now Minnesota's government paid for patients' sex changes
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(165)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to heavy rains, Glastonbury music-festival attendees inflicted with outbreak of "glas-toe"
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(28)
 
(The Sneeze)
 
 
 
Part two of fun interview with MythBuster (and Farker) Adam Savage
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(109)
 
(The Times Online)
 
 
 
Arborist and newspaper columnist laments his regular "Fun Facts About Trees" doesn't generate traffic the way the rest of the newspaper's website does, publishes a reason why
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. woman found guilty in Hong Kong of murdering her husband with a drug-laced milkshake. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
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(0)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
FEMA suspends rescue operations in New Orleans due to chaos, disorder, danger to rescuers
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(709)
 
(WKQQ)
 
 
 
Lexington radio station posts billboard of on-air personality, who promises to remove a piece of her clothing every time Kentucky wins a football game. Will likely remain clothed the entire season. Duke sucks
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(119)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fats Domino missing in New Orleans. Aaron Neville's mole still intact
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(157)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
7-11 U.S. to be bought out by 7-11 Japan, become 770-1210 at current exchange rate
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(75)
 
(DCExaminer)
 
 
 
Couple keeps their cat's litter box on balcony of 15th-story apartment. What could possibly go wrong?
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(75)
 
(Derby Evening Telgraph)
 
 
 
Too much pussy on TV can burn down your house
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(55)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
ESPN rumored to be considering using Nick Lachey on college football broadcasts -- obviously unaware he was born in Kentucky
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(28)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres ditches the only thing about her show worth watching. But enough about the commercials, she's also not dancing anymore
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(89)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Divorced but still living together, drunk woman kills ex-husband with her Plymouth. Recommended sentence is five years in prison. Yeah, it's Kentucky
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(47)
 
(Daytona Beach News)
 
 
 
One would think that a woman who was just arrested for flashing her boobies would have the common sense not to go Full Monty in the backseat of the police cruiser
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(63)
 
(Readersheds)
 
 
 
Dutch sailor, lots of beer and half-built boat found floating in English Channel
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(23)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Two-time NCAA champion QB Matt Leinart has a personal bodyguard. Three-time NFL champion QB Tom Brady doesn't
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(84)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Fabled blood-sucking creature terrorizing Texas town. Either that, or a local television station is desperate for ratings (with video and pics)
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush warns oil companies not to gouge consumers. Busses being called in to evacutate oil executives to hospital for treatment from laughter-related injuries
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(415)
 
(Writerscafe.net)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina donation page, Paypal friendly, took in $8124.13. New total is almost $10k. Thank you Farkers. Donate if you can
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this posing posse
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(51)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
When buying a cellphone, careful bargaining can get you all sorts of extras. Such as free porn
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(18)
 
(Cinescape.com)
 
 
 
Not having worked since the last one, Neve Campbell considering "Scream 4"
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
NewsFlash
 
Farkers listening to NO police scanner feed are posting updates in the comments section. Scanner update: "Fire under control." In other news, breakfast is being served at Gate C
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(1704)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boy wakes up to find python chomping on his arm
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(31)
 
(Lonestar Times)
 
 
 
Among the hurricane survivors being bussed to the Astrodome are at least 100 prisoners put in the Superdome by police and who, for some reason, refused to identify themselves as being convicts two days later
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Buses from Superdome to Astrodome on hold because of small-arms fire at Chinook helcopters involved in the process (LGN, DIT, heard on CNN)
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(546)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Shock jock invents new drink called "The Floating Corpse" in honor of the hurricane
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(117)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Scientists discover biological drawback of large genitalia: It gets in the way when you have to run away quickly
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(73)
 
(KUTV Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Baseball coach dismayed to discover that traditional "cup check" has now been elevated to felony sexual battery of a minor
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police find parked car with brain matter and blood on front seat, dashboard and windows; eventually find aspiring filmmaker
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's not every day you come home, hear a noise behind the TV and find a venomous South American centipede hiding under some papers
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(52)
 
(Times-Picayune)
 
 
 
Police loot stores in New Orleans, complain that salaries don't pay for flat screen TVs, doughnuts
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(179)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Now your USB keychain drive can can actually be a key: Mazda to use USB keys
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(62)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Professional Eunuchs Association getting pretty annoyed by all the fake eunuchs; wish police had the balls to lift up some skirts and perform random pom-pom checks
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(47)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
In retrospect, maybe not everybody wants to hear the word of God on the street from a naked mother and her five naked children
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(53)
 
(sunherald.com)
 
 
 
Mississippians don't know whose sailboat saved them, but they're grateful
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(31)
 
(Encarta MSN)
 
 
 
Top 10 easiest colleges (this has nothing to do with sorority girls)
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(124)
 
(11 Alive Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares state of emergency to invoke anti-gouging law after gasoline retailers charge up to $6.00 a gallon for gasoline
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(521)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Anvils
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(60)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
New speculation suggests that big bad rap mogul may have accidentally shot himself in the ass following MTV music awards
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(73)
 


Wed August 31, 2005
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Two naked hotties swim up to remote location of "Lost" during filming, beg for work
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(89)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pro football coach caught doing cocaine behind strip mall. Madden 2007 product planners add another checklist item
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(38)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography contest, No. 17: "Teh Funnay." Link goes to next week's theme. Please read first post
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(235)
 
(PRNewswire)
 
 
 
White Castle buys Waste Management. The circle is now complete
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists decipher chimp DNA; find Charlston Heston's the nephew
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(181)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany now blames the U.S. for high oil prices, supplying the world with urine-like beer
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(271)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
If you see a monkey wearing blue pants in Ohio, he can be lured with Kentucky Fried Chicken
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Phishers try to become more hated than lawyers by registering fake Katrina donation sites
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help if you can: Cash donations for Hurricane Katrina victims -- phone numbers and websites
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(98)
 
(JC Press)
 
 
 
Man shows up to pay his public-intoxication fine while drunk. Passes out in the waiting area with his five-inch pet scorpion. Hilarity ensues
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(52)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada, still attempting to apologize for Bryan Adams, offers aid to U.S.
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(243)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson most powerful Canadian in Hollywood. Alan Thicke hangs head in shame
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(88)
 
(AmEx)
 
 
 
American Express sinks big bucks into ad campaign about Andy Roddick in NY for U.S. Open, which isn't looking like a good investment since he got spanked in the first round. (Now linked to correct article)
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(44)
 
(WNEM)
 
 
 
This week's "burglary during which the thief left his name tag at the scene of the crime" story brought to you from Albuquerque, New Mexico
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(50)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Posh Spice to world: "No really, I can read"
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(79)
 
(Daytona Beach News Journal)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach police crack down on people who leave cars running while buying coffee. $71.50 ticket costs almost as much as wasted gas
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(83)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
World responds to Katrina with offers of help. Canada, France offer money, assistance. Poland offers screen doors, solar-powered flashlights
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(438)
 
(Danni.com)
 
Boobies
 
Jelena Jensen. Now we're talkin'! (NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(212)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Tiger stripes" found on moon of Saturn. Can be upgraded to "Leopard spots" for $99
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(60)
 
(Union Leader)
 
 
 
Doctor being investigated for advising a patient to buy a pistol and shoot herself
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(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spaniards paint their town red with their annual tomato fight
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man finds 1.22 carat diamond in public diamond mine
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(91)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The secret life of insects
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(98)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you have shelter for hurricane refugees, please post here. Link goes to previous post
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(305)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Floridians swarm gas stations after getting bogus email telling them stations are running out of fuel and shutting down
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(306)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Girl breaks off engagement with guy; throws engagement ring into river. Guy sues girl for cost of ring
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(249)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
According to newspaper photo captions, white people "find" food from stores abandoned because of Katrina, but brown people "loot"
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(737)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
High school embarassed that it accidentally passed out fliers promoting a convicted buttocks-fondler
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(54)
 
(Lileks)
 
 
 
TFer Lileks uncaps another "Cooking with 7UP" for our refreshment
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(127)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart's apprentice phrase when she eliminates contestants from the show is going to be "You just don't fit in"
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(147)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Peerless Price lives up to his name: No other receiver who was traded for a first-round draft pick is getting cut this preseason
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(78)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Asda Wal-Mart sends woman home for having Sharon Osbourne hairstyle. In other news, Sharon Osbourne fronts Asda Wal-Mart TV ads in Britain (with pic)
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(91)
 
(Newsradio 88)
 
 
 
And here's your Labor Day weekend forecast: Sunny and warm, with gas prices up 65 cents a gallon
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(498)
 
(Writerscafe.net)
 
 
 
Hurricane Katrina donation site has broken the $8k mark, primarily due to Farkers. Paypal friendly, accepts all major cards and electronic checks. Donate if you can
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(128)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
"Monica, the Musical" coming soon to Broadway next month. Includes the toe-tapping, knee-scuffing signature song "Blue Dress"
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(96)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I'm Chiquita Banana and i'm here to say that our port in Gulfport will be closed for awhile, so we're diverting tasty bananas to Texas and Florida"
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(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lesser known scholarships, including a $500 grant from the Klingon Language Institute for demonstrating a desire to go into language studies and creativity
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(39)
 
(Stropfordshire Star)
 
 
 
Pub regulars shocked that the strange ass-horned bug they've been seeing in the pub is still there when they're sober (w/scary pic)
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(181)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man receives letter from phone company informing him to pay his bill or end up hospitalized
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Restaurant still open in French Quarter, serving barbecued shrimp, beer and Hurricane cocktails
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(149)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Katrina actually prevents a disaster as production is halted on the new Kevin Costner/Ashton Kucher film in Louisiana
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(88)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Go to the White Sox game Friday because: A) They face a young and talented Tigers team. B) They're the good team in Chicago. C) It's Mullet Night
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(118)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Bush considering a call for energy conservation
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(817)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
German engineering at it's finest: German tourists tape plane together in midflight. May be asked to join next shuttle mission
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(107)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Urinals at Indiana University now preach against sexual assault, but still fail to inform that the urinal puck is not a breath mint
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(140)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Superdome evacuees going to the Astrodome, except the Saints -- that would've been a deal breaker
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(637)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
With the evacuation of the entire city, lack of power and thousands of homeless people living in luxury boxes, NFL thinks that the Saints may not play their home opener in the Superdome
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(139)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shaving-cream hairdo
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chavs and Goths battle it out for dominance of Peterborough, England in BB-gun wargames. There can be only one
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(167)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hundreds dead in Iraqi stampede
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(485)
 
(Williston Herald)
 
 
 
Aaron Sandowski, 30, being returned to Canada after he severely trashed a U.S. hotel room and then did a "kung-fu dance" in a parking lot while wielding a chainsaw
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois auto museum offering to pay $1 million for the Porsche Spyder that James Dean died in -- if they can find it, that is
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newest sport on campus: Varsity streaking. Duke sucks
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court rules that Mercedes must let a man out of his lease because he was too fat for the car
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(94)
 
(LOULUG)
 
 
 
North Mississippi Fark party this Labor Day (Sept. 2) at Murf's Bar on the Oxford Square. Get on over here
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(71)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ballet dancers
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(49)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
New rape device clips onto rapists penises, forcing them to seek medical treatment, identifying them to police. (That's "penii" to you Latinists)
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(289)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having been one for many years, Steve Spurrier begins his career as coach of the 'Cocks this Thursday night
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(78)
 


Tue August 30, 2005
(KRON)
 
 
 
California Highway Patrol soon to allow drivers to drive 35 mph in fast lane while eating snacks
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(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Prisoners in Orleans Parish riot and take hostages
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(701)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Butterscotch ice cream recalled, and not very fondly
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(56)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dad takes teen daughter and friends out for birthday party, stops at ATM, sends in one girl inside to teller with hold-up note "as a prank." Hilarity ensues
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(44)
 
(WWLT)
 
NewsFlash
 
Efforts to fix the levees have ended, pumps are expected to fail soon(?), and nine more feet of water is expected in 12-15 hours. Residents told to evacuate the east bank of New Orleans
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(872)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil's son gets engaged to one of the Playboy triplets
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(131)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ron Popeil sells Ronco for $55 million. That's just two easy payments of $40 million and $15 million. But wait, there's more -- you get this fabulous set of ginsu knives absolutely FREE
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this group of Valentine's Day sweethearts
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(116)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Farmer's cornfield personal ad gets more than 700 responses
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(55)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit surpasses Cleveland as nation's poorest big city, sets river on fire to celebrate
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(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photo of man making the best of a bad situation, looting beer from flooded grocery store in NOLA
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(414)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
State prison guard charged with peeing on a computer
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romanian women's Olympic team disbands, expects to re-form as men's team
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(51)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
University of California admissions officials refuse to certify high school science courses with textbooks promoting creationism
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(860)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proving that he should be assassinated immediately, Hugo Chavez offers fuel and food to hurricane victims
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(394)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists use molecular motors to push liquids uphill
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(55)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to smuggle two Cuban songbirds into the country via his underpants
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(38)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
The only reason the MTV VMAs were worth watching: R. Kelly performing his "Trapped in the Closet" hip-hop opera solo. (Warning: Prepare yourself for fits of uncontrollable laughter)
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(396)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The clerk fought back and hit the suspect with a Skoal log"
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of New Orleans currently covered in water. Remaining 20 percent still covered in urine
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(1612)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel busted for possession; slandered, libeled, heard words he never heard in Bible
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(134)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain planning on banning rough sex
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(136)
 
(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Church "joke" bans sandals and beards, fundamentalist-in-waiting fails to see funny side
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(152)
 
(Free New Mexican)
 
 
 
Concealed carry gun permit holder saves Wal-Mart shopper's life as she's being stabbed repeatedly by her ex-husband
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(876)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian pilot chatting with tower accidentally uses the super-secret aviation codeword for "hijack." Hilarity ensues
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(168)
 
(WPRI TV)
 
 
 
Jogger learns the hard way why drinking beer found on the side of the road is not healthy
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(133)
 
(Torquay Herald)
 
 
 
Brit builds house with lapdance pole and "party bath" (with pic)
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(49)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Having "misinterpreted" the word "light" to mean "safe" rather than "these kill you a little slower than regular cigarettes," three smokers sue Philip Morris for false advertising
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(153)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Brits find answer to housing crisis: Steal dead people's homes
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(49)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dorothy's ruby red slippers stolen from museum. Beecher and Schillinger wanted for questioning
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(64)
 
(WWLT)
 
 
 
WWLT Katrina updates
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(378)
 
(Worldnet Daily)
 
 
 
"People frazzled by Katrina mouth off on live TV" trifecta in effect: Man responds to Shepard Smith questions with "none of your f*cking business"
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gasoline futures trading halted after wholesale price reaches $2.35 a gallon, which translates to $3 or more retail. (Article lives!)
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(638)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Girl meets Saudi prince at college. Saudi prince falls for girl. Girl uses Saudi prince's Boeing 727 to smuggle cocaine from Columbia to Paris. It's a classic love story
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No fighting in hockey? What next, NASCAR without wrecks?
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(179)
 
(Media Bistro)
 
 
 
Frazzled by nonstop Katrina coverage, CNN weatherman suffers hissy fit when anchor keeps interrupting
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(144)
 
(Iltalehti)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Swedish building
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(102)
 
(Cornell Sun)
 
 
 
College sex columnist appalled to discover that there are men out there who have never had oral sex with a woman. "Sex with him was like trying to assemble an Ikea bookcase using instructions written upside-down in Aramaic"
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(493)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manhattan restauranteur and alleged subway flasher arrested in 1994 for showing off free samples of his raw meat
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(44)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Giant bag of radioactive soil falls off truck in Yurihama, Japan; last seen being carried off by giant moth
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(20)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"At first, we thought it was merely a game for a few mentally abnormal people," says a top Chinese researcher about a great threat to China: Nude web surfing
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's a bit of a bottle neck on the Golden Gate bridge this morning due to heavy ostrich congestion
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Levee fails in New Orleans
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(1448)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Fark, along with The Red Cross and FEMA, gets a nod for helping in massive relief effort during Hurricane Katrina
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(108)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police surmise that robber -- who wrapped himself in black plastic bag, then held up convenience store at drill-bit point -- may have been influenced by watching too many TV crime shows
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prince o' rhythm. Difficulty: No Prince
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(78)
 
(FunMansion)
 
 
 
An amazing collection of some very creative kites
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To the delight of their fan, Black Crowes release four live albums at once
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(126)
 
(Royal Gazette)
 
 
 
Bermuda's beer supply ends up all over Route 322
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(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The king of Swaziland has the difficult job of picking his new wife from 20,000 topless teenage virgins
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(208)
 
(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Since there hasn't been a discussion about tipping waiters in awhile, here's a fun fact: Tipping didn't start in the U.S. until after the Civil War. Mr. Pink unavailable for comment
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(348)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mourners pay their last respects to war veteran, stunned to see him strolling through town shortly after the funeral. He must have been a marine
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(56)
 


Mon August 29, 2005
(komotv.com)
 
 
 
Man finds evidence of a major UFO freeway above Earth
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(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Malaysian police checking mobile phones for illegal porn. :-(
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hunter bags 270-kilogram wild boar in Australia. Hogzilla surrenders (with pic)
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor pardons everybody who might be charged with crimes in connection to his administration
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(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten common items "invented" by sci-fi writiers
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(155)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Textile quotas titillating EU bra manufacturers. Could create market cleavage as suppliers de-couple with retailers. China vows to boost support for strapping young industry
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(31)
 
(The Gate)
 
 
 
Xbox 360 won't greenlight all your Fark submissions... yet
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(125)
 
(Jax.com)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes at the National Hurricane Centre during Katrina
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(46)
 
(Some Historian)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a political ad for the election of 1824
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(23)
 
(Some company)
 
Video
 
Lasers, lightning guns, other wet dreams being developed
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several Firefox Farkers fired recently -- here's why. Fix your browser
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(283)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jellyfish shut down nuclear reactor. White House considering massive jellyfish airdrop over site of Iranian nuclear power plant
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Express your blatant disregard for civilization on this empty road
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(140)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man successfully holds his own against Disney World by placing giant plastic tyrannosaurus rex next to interstate
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colleges dealing with hyper-involved "helicopter parents." "Hybrid parents" too busy modding their cars to bother
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(322)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
New Playstation 2 game to offer intensive training in aerobics, kick boxing, tai chi and yoga. Weaklings ready to kick sand in Charles Atlas's face
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(74)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Man steals 104 John Deere tractors, hats and shirts; sells them on Ebay. Jailarity ensues
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Katrina thread
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(810)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Atlanta Area Fark party this Saturday. D&B, OTP, LGN, DIT. Y'all come
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Record numbers of participants from around the world ready to face the challenges of England's annual bog-snorkeling championships
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(69)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Senators Barack Obama, Richard Lugar have passports confiscated, locked in room at Russian airport. Fox reportedly negotiating rights for new wacky TV sitcom
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(192)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian fiddler cancels tour after claiming to be suffering from dysentery, which he thinks is related to the fact that he stopped smoking marijuana
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(121)
 
(Pennlive)
 
 
 
Coast Guard rescues 13 asshat surfers who grew fatigued in Katrina's waves
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(152)
 
(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
The hundred rudest town names in Britain. Swallow Passage in London only makes it to No. 23
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(217)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Camera phone IDs subway flasher -- turns out he is an expert at working in the raw
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(141)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese prime minister being criticized for employing female ninjas to achieve his political goals
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create a new version of Monopoly, including pieces and cards, more aptly suited to today's times
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(87)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man flees when armed robbers break into his home. Calls police to report crime, but grudgingly admits that they might find a marijuana grow-op farm when they arrive
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(75)
 
(Daily Texan)
 
 
 
Thousands of runners braved 102-degree heat in tutus, lime-green inner tubes, fairy wings, capes and tiaras. Event included rest stops for bacon, donuts and beer, and winners were pelted with Jello
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(67)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Karl Rove enjoys the dividends of his weather control program as Katrina blows news about the Iraqi Constitution being pushed forward without Sunni support off the front page
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(697)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on Opie & Anthony this morning (XM radio)
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(209)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
School gives pupils an F-bomb allowance -- now can be dropped up to five times per lesson
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(121)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
New McCartney, Alanis, Faith Hill CDs being released under aliases to fight preview piracy. If you're a record biz intern, please disregard Pete Mitchell, Arthur Moore and Fern Holloway CDs, nothing to hear there
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(99)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that redheads have greater risk of skin cancer. Red-headed stepchildren now have one more thing to worry about
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(132)
 
(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Female boxer finally gets her chance in the ring with a male competitor: "If I didn't box, I'm the kind of person who would kill 50 people"
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(87)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Man walks away unharmed from car after it is crushed, twisted and dragged by freight train. Witnesses report lone black man in black trench coat and a cane limping away from crash site
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(65)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian government officials getting their Soviet-era rides pimped out with new engines, DVD players and refrigerators
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(32)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
For those who always wanted to improve their toilet-cleaning skilz -- Toilet College
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Kristie Kerr wins another tournament. Apparently one without a phallic trophy, though (pic)
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(NZ City)
 
 
 
When doing a little nighttime gasoline siphoning, don't use a cigarette lighter to see what you're doing. Welder's torch is probably a no-no also
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(14)
 
(Some Superman)
 
 
 
Theme: If superheroes went to college...
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(92)
 
(SLOSH'd guy)
 
 
 
SLOSH: Storm surge model for New Orleans. Continue discussion here
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(2430)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Homes of the future will have lighting that heals all ailments
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(27)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Coffee healthier than fruits and vegetables, according to pale, quivering scientist
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(71)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Stick insect sex can go on for several months -- if anyone mentions his mother, it can take years
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(40)
 
(Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
Lone squirrel stops multi-million-dollar construction project. That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent... well, actually, it's just really cute
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(34)
 

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