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Sun August 28, 2005
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Average cost to get college freshman out of mom's basement: $1,151.68 (not including tuition, Xbox Live, or TotalFark subscription)
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(187)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Slash and Duff sue Axl after he names himself sole owner of Guns N' Roses songs and starts collecting all of the royalties
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(177)
 
(Some Canuck)
 
 
 
Alberta's oil sands give Canada the ability to supply all of North America for the next 50 years without touching a drop of imported oil -- at $40 a barrel
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(318)
 
(Time)
 
Plug
 
A clean start: From real estate exec to laundromat owner (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what happens when only half of an instruction manual is read
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(70)
 
(Some consumer)
 
 
 
Montana govenor wants to turn coal into gas, only costs $30 a barrel
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(115)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Nerd conquers "social anxiety" by turning his life into an RPG. Larplarity ensues
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(93)
 
(News-Messenger)
 
 
 
Oxygen bars hit Ohio's fair circuit. Raises brain level to dimwit status
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(80)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge finds law banning lapdances and nudity in Missouri strip clubs to be unconstitutional
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(71)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you have shelter for farkers fleeing the hurricane, post here
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(542)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago goes retro as city lets go of nearly every department head in scandal-related purge
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(57)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Futuristic automatic doors are even better than the ones imagined for Star Trek (with pics)
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(93)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MIT student has invented carbonated ice cream. "It just kind of goes 'whoof' on your tongue"
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(88)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
Hands-on review: Why Open Office 2.0 beats MS Office to a pulp (oh, and it's free)
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(202)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Small town stocks up on Pabst Blue Ribbon and condoms in preparation for the Burning Man festival
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(43)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Smoking ban causing city hall to auction off their expensive "luxury ashtrays" (pics)
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(41)
 
(National Weather Service)
 
NewsFlash
 
New Orleans: National Weather Service officially loses all bowel control
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(3574)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A gift for the Monty Python fan who has almost everything: John Cleese's colon
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(66)
 
(Chilli Gazette)
 
 
 
U.S. Post office evicted from a small town for not accepting a rent increase
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Great moments in Fark history
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GTO, Charger and Mustang bring back Big Three's horsepower war
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(324)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
Woman makes living playing 32-inch wood saw for concerts, commercials and movies
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(49)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton and longtime boyfriend break up. Father reportedly calls off surveillance teams, rooftop snipers
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(140)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even Jim Cantore thinking about leaving New Orleans
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(563)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guard geese starting to replace dogs -- they're cheaper to maintain and they do the lawn
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(50)
 
(Giddy-Up)
 
 
 
Dude rides uphill on a horse
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(104)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino totally blown away after taking ride in NASCAR stock car; plans to make racing movie where all fans are killed, pit crew walks away from explosion in a cool, unruffled manner
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(118)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ban on pitbulls takes effect in Canada's most populated province on Monday
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(310)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One thousand prisoners released from Abu Ghraib. Say that sex lives from now on involve laying back; thinking of England
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(136)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old accused of carjacking vehicle with three children so he could get to school the next morning
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(49)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man calls cops to report he woke up and found a pregnant sheep in his bed
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Breakfast cereal boxes you'd like to see. (Link goes to inspiration)
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(132)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Black labrador loses his owner, catches a train and gets off at the right station to get home. Your dog need directions to the kitchen
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(50)
 
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Human cannonball to be fired across border. Mexico says it hates to lose a man of his caliber
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(54)
 
(Macon Daily)
 
 
 
Redford and Newman may pair up again in adaptation of Bill Bryson's "A Walk in the Woods"
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(45)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Shots ring out at MTV party. Kurt Loder too busy screaming like a woman to figure out Suge Knight got shot
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(339)
 
(Sunday Mail, UK)
 
 
 
Scotland paying £700 to fly 1200 coconut shells from Florida for the sole purpose of re-creating galloping scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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(133)
 


Sat August 27, 2005
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Replica of Buddha's tooth stolen from temple in Myanmar. Officials warn thieves, "You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth"
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(90)
 
(Beaufortgazette)
 
 
 
Stories from a professional pooper-scooper: "How's business? Been crappy?" Yeah, he's heard that a lot
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Your research money at work: Study to determine why housecats engage in "petting aggression"
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy creates mech entirely out of garbage, proving once again that one man's trash is still pretty much just garbage (pics)
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(52)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her shadow
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese mafia names new CEO. Shareholders pleased with his no-nonsense style and cutthroat competetiveness, expect shares in Yamaguchi-gumi to rise in the third quarter
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(90)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man claims he caught disease due to crow-brain juice that got into his eye
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(55)
 
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Employees of automotive repair shop enjoy great benefits, such as paid vacations, medical insurance and peep shows
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(29)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
College football player at team party decides to boost team morale by setting his arm on fire, but quickly becomes alarmed when the fire engulfs his pants
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Aruba authorites re-arrest brothers in desperate attempt to make Greta Van Susteren leave island
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Runaway wheelchair" is fast becoming leading cause of death at this Pennsylvania nursing home
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(44)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson says she never wants to get a facelift because she wants to "grow old gracefully"
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(72)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You too can get as close to the action as that Owens jerk. Pigskin pool is back. Group name: FARK
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(43)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Reality show with Tommy Lee going to college was originally written for Steve Perry, until Tommy came along and whipped out his own peacock for NBC producers
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(81)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman, who was arrested after walking out of her house with her boobies flying free, is put back in jail for going to her pre-sentencing hearing three sheets to the wind
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(61)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Thieves steal life-sized wax head of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart from museum. Insert obscure Falco comment here
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(65)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police embarrassed after their rough arrest of a nursing mother turned out to be a rather obvious case of mistaken identity
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(76)
 
(STLtoday)
 
 
 
Woman pulls hoax on university newspaper, claiming to be a little girl with a father in Iraq. Apparently, the editor of the story slept through the "fact checking" part of journalism class
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(125)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
After spending $6 million investigating Jack the Ripper, author takes out two full page Ripper ads to prove she does not have a "Ripper" obsession
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(60)
 
(icCheshire Online)
 
 
 
Police raid home of photographer, discover a "ski slope of pornographic magazines"
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(75)
 
(washtimes.com)
 
 
 
Indian province looks to control gangs by releasing lions. What could possibly go wrong?
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(63)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Skinny-arse firefighter lowered into 25-centimetre gap; rescues toddler
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the "Back in My Day I Had to Do It for No Reward" Department: 12 teenagers face challenge of going five months without sex in new reality television show
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(174)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Missing music producer found naked in creek, muttering that Nigerian Internet scammers were pursuing him
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sri Lankan's presidential election campaign kicks off with two doves being released indoors. With the ceiling fan on. Hilarity ensues
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Glowing blacklight pics of radioactive antiques, I think my Mom has the chicken.... scroll down for pic with Geiger counter
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint seizes $80 million in rare coins from 75-year-old woman
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this statue and poser
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man found locked in women's prison cell with eight female prisoners
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(79)
 
(Mosnews)
 
 
 
Russian city to erect giant "YO" in red granite. Not enough money to fund matching "WASSSSUP?"
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(38)
 
(WTVF)
 
 
 
Terrorist take tanker truck, homeland security on alert
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(242)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter cheats on Saturn with beautiful Venus in three-way orgy with the Moon
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(48)
 
(GoGreece)
 
 
 
Family wants to know why their son's body was returned one kidney less than he arrived with
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(49)
 
(New India Press)
 
 
 
Before removing one's pants to answer the call of nature, it's crucial -- CRUCIAL -- to make sure the rifle's safety is on
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(34)
 
(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
"7:59 a.m. A drive-by encounter with a Plaza panhandler went pretty well, except for the death threat and the red-sweatshirted beggar pounding on a man's car as he tried to get away"
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(26)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
In possibly the most bizarre allegation ever, Greeks complaining that the British are sex-crazed animals that are screwing in the streets
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Rampaging furniture
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(91)
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Woman might have gotten away with the shoplifting if she didn't try to throw in the free groinpunching
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(25)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
It's official -- 11:00 p.m. NOAA advisory predicts Category 4 hurricane in New Orleans on Monday. Your alligator wants inside
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(621)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's crackpot idea that'll never work but they're doing anyway: Mall of America to charge $0.70 a minute if you want to nap
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
History of circus freaks
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(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When calling an agency to complain, if "the neighbors' kids are running free" doesn't work, bump it up to "my neighbors are engaging in unnatural acts with their animals"
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Chris Farley gets posthumous star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame
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(202)
 


Fri August 26, 2005
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
An ordinary story about potatoes becomes comedy gold with the addition of a statement by market researcher Harry Balzer
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this resort swimming pool
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(79)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
The FCC, in order to alert VoIP users that they may have difficulties in reaching 911, orders companies to cut off ALL VoIP service (including 911) to people who haven't responded to messages telling them about the problem
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(109)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Drummer with the Army Fife & Drum Corp wins the "Harriest Back at the Ballpark" contest
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(82)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Online poker being overrun by bots. Sarah Conner folds with a pair of sixes
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(205)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Alleged trespasser enters Jennifer Aniston's house. Says he was just picking up his things, then going back to Angelina's place
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(66)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Couple accused in Wendy's chili case give finger to proposed plea deal
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(74)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Warden tapes wrong movie off HBO, fails to double check before showing it to inmates, is alerted to mistake when one prisoner asks him, "Why are they showing porn movies to all the rapists and child molesters in here?"
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(94)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
T.O. to start next Eagles preseason game. Will be in a new position: Passive-Aggressive Flanker
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(93)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The men thought that the guy rushing at them was dangerous, but when he doused them with paint thinner and tried to set them on fire, that confirmed it
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(29)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in American jurisprudence: Porn-shop customer wins sexual-harassment claim
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German man arrested for scratching phallic symbols into approximately 330 cars.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
London Zoo: "We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species"
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this distressed pedestrian
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(124)
 
(News Watch 50)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt suffers a concussion. No one notices
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(169)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Je suis le président de Burundi. Ah, oui, Burundi. Uhhh, je le connais bien. C'est tout près de Zaïre, eh? Heh. Tout près de Mozambique. Non, Tanzania, Tanzania. Ha ha ha
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(202)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
No matter how much you dislike them, it is never legal to hogtie a prairie dog and spray paint it orange
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor of a Budapest district to allow women to wear miniskirts only if they have "perfect legs"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson will perform on Oprah this fall. NASA scientists on red alert, trying to figure out what effect this "vortex of suck" will have on Earth
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(133)
 
(Some Jailer)
 
 
 
Tales from law enforcement: "The inmate had just smoked a freshly rolled smoke, and then found out it came out of Inmate Parker's ass."
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(55)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Dumb: Shooting heroin. Dumber: Doing it in public. Dumbest: Getting caught by a photographer. Darwin's bonus round: Overdosing
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(145)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Blatant attempt at a PC/Mac flamewar: Four-year-old iBooks cause riot, but five-year-old refurbished Dell giveaways referred to as "pretty much giving away garbage"
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(238)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
High school football team snaps 38-game losing streak, awaits recruiting letters from Duke
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(56)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Animal rights activists "liberate" six dogs from a hospital. Turns out they were being treated for a fatal genetic disease
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(358)
 
(desmoines register)
 
 
 
One-legged man gets fitted for $17k prosthetic leg, then runs away faster than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Cops befuddled and without a leg to stand on. Pirates worldwide rejoice
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(78)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Two American models have disappeared into thin air while vacationing in Montreal. But they're both men, so even though one of them is a veteran of Iraq, Fox and CNN issued the following joint statement: "ZZZZZZZ"
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Heisman-winning student-athlete Matt Leinart taking a rigorous and intellectually demanding courseload this semester at USC: A two-credit course in ballroom dancing
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(149)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Delaware-area Fark Party this Saturday at the Washington St. Ale House in Wilmington. (LGT original thread)
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(0)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thief who stole from CCTV shop is known by his friends as "Mr. Stupid"
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(52)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Wells, who uses natural supplements like pizza and beer to bulk up, wants Rafael Palmeiro to take a lie detector test
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(100)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The next time Kenya starts an ambitious project to relocate 400 elephants with a single rickety trailer, they might want to try starting with the lightest ones first
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(35)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Keith Richards apologizes for saying that Mick Jagger has a small wang, since apparently a lot of people don't like to think about that
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(88)
 
(Brookline TAB)
 
 
 
Police department wants to know what's in the drinking water that's making local residents commit crimes while totally naked
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(52)
 
(10TV)
 
 
 
Massachusetts may ease restrictions on taking unused wine home from restaurants. Ted Kennedy reportedly supports idea, suddenly realizes he hasn't left unused wine at restaurant since 1949
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(223)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
THP trooper testimony tainted, truth they told twisted, threatenings touted to terminate, tought tittie
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama man mistakes military flares for second coming of Jesus
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(197)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan declares that economy could get worse, or get better. "Stupid" tag trumps "Obvious"
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(289)
 
(The New Mexico Channel)
 
 
 
Unintentionally funny headline of the day: Police recover man's body from Elephant Butte
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(82)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
South African man forced at gunpoint to have sex with three women
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(269)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Prosecutors say they will keep retrying accused rapist until they clear the name of his evil twin, Skippy
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shadowed wall
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(144)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Events at this year's Colorado State Fair include Pet Rock Olympics, a calf fashion show and a rodeo in which the participants drive bulldozers
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andre Rison, 38, dropped from CFL team. He still has "three or four years" of football in him, says his agent, who is very, very high
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder: Atlanta Fark Party, Saturday, September 3rd at Dave & Buster's Gwinnett (Duluth), 7:30 p.m. Drew will be there, plus likely special guests
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(111)
 
(WalMart.com)
 
 
 
When you search for "poker chips" on WalMart.com, you get...
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(384)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Idaho man -- all 420 pounds of him -- charged with stealing beer. Police reportedly found him huffing and puffing 100 yards from crime scene after two-hour search
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(42)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Red Sox forced to delay start of tonight's game because the field was damaged by all of the senior citizens walkers and wheelchairs at the Rolling Stones concert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder: Indianapolis Fark Party tonight at Old Point Tavern, 8:30 p.m. CST
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(28)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The happiest baby polar bear you'll see in 15 years (pics)
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(227)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Handcuffed man wanders into Wal-Mart wearing prison jumpsuit, asks for hacksaw. Man arrested for attempted portrayal of lame prank
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(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
State attorney general demands "redneck woman" singer quit chewing Skoal onstage. Being a redneck offstage hopefully still legal
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(189)
 
(KOLO TV)
 
 
 
West Nile virus solution includes making mosquitoes urinate themselves to death
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(48)
 
(Marine Corps Moms)
 
 
 
Only a marine would have the nerve ask his chaplain to compose a prayer... for BEER
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld a dad again -- third child to also be named "Yadda"
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(86)
 
(big24fan)
 
 
 
You don't know the history of the yellow brick road. I do
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(76)
 
(G4TV.com)
 
 
 
Leo returns to G4tv, "Call For Help" is back on the air
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(190)
 
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Woman recovers stolen dog by leaving pile of her clothes in the town where it was last spotted
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(45)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Court-ordered "black boxes" in cars track behavior of convicted bad drivers, tell parole officers if the Cadillac drove more than eight miles with the left-turn signal on or got closer than five miles to a farmer's market
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(64)
 
(LG2 Final Countdown edit)
 
 
 
Do your best or worst attempt at covering your favorite 70s or 80s song. Power to the garage band!
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(104)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Cones
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(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Milk group offering to pay the $500 wager plus lost pay to Florida Marlins batboy as long as he promises to only drink three glasses of milk a day
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrants bring down INS chopper with thrown rocks. MLB scouts rushing to Yuma, Arizona
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(157)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Geek Squad repaints cars to avoid confusion with CHP. Zebras, Holsteins and I Love Lucy on high alert
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beer coasters warn British pubgoers about dangers of drunken cliff-walking. Still no coasters warning the dangers of going home with that ugly chick at the end of the bar
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(19)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paralyzed golfer sinks a para-hole-in-ones
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(24)
 
(wltx.com)
 
 
 
Woman paints her car with 112 bottles of nail polish (with pic)
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(68)
 


Thu August 25, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Green Day wins "Best band on planet" award, but organizers refuse to say what planet that is or which one they're from
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(409)
 
(GamesPot)
 
 
 
Midway drops the NFL from their Blitz football game franchise to allow them to include drug and steroid abuse, barfights, dirty and violent hits, and other elements culled from the biography of Lawrence Taylor. Duke sucks
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(148)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Fuel thefts spur sales of locking gas caps, breath mints
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(102)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio governor's head bodyguard fired when stripper calls him at work
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(68)
 
(WFMY News 2)
 
 
 
Man going to get a tattoo ends up with his ears cut off and another important part "filleted." Not surprisingly, alcohol was involved
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(113)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian preparing to set his 31st meaningless world record
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(69)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
"Hi Heather, how's college?" "Oh it's OK, I really like my classes, there's a hot guy that sits next to me, but I gotta go, my roommate's burning me with an iron"
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(171)
 
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Fox News mistakenly labels local couple's home as a terrorist lair; gives out address on national TV. Hilarity ensues
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(383)
 
(Some McK)
 
 
 
Bank requires signature in order to close account, so daughter brings in her father to sign. The father was in an urn at the time
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(68)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
Today's sign of the apocalypse: Hillary Duff has the No. 1 album in the U.S.
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(208)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian woman claims to have been child raised by dingos. Judging by her looks, it is certainly plausible
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(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
FCC investigates Howard Stern for a show that had porn stars, sex toys and the singing of Amazing Grace. Don't they all?
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(138)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
School introduces calculator leases for those wanting their kids to be good at math and bad at finances
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(81)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
On top of having their rock stolen, the Swiss rock-throwing festival has been canceled due to too much mud and water
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(23)
 
(Cincy Enquirer)
 
 
 
Bob Huggins' firing generates more web traffic in Cincinnati than breaking news about the war, Bush, Jacko
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(68)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Paper publishes op/ed from former Milwaukee mayor without verifying he actually wrote it
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant metal flower
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy has an interesting way of finding a job
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Habitual bitchers complain that restaurant's "Ghetto Fries" are offensive
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(135)
 
(WFMY)
 
 
 
Cingular collects old phones from customers for "charity." A word that in this case means "to be sold on eBay"
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(50)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Tropical Storm Katrina on being promoted to Hurricane status
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(80)
 
(Today's THV)
 
 
 
The coolest video of multiple water spouts you will see today
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(49)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Chairman of Sony Pictures says they will only make "movies we hope will be really good"
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(158)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Thai Prime Minister unveils new press conference tool: Sounding a hand-held buzzer every time a reporter asks a question deemed "not constructive"
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(46)
 
(Teentoday.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tara Reid finally admits her breasts are fake, still denies rumor her nipples were gnawed by rabid badger
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(204)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newly declassified tape reveals JFK was warned not to bomb China because it could piss off all the "yellow people." Also reveals he once beat a man for not pronouncing "chowdah" correctly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Punky takes husband's spunky, gives birth to li'l monkey
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(145)
 
(WTVF)
 
 
 
Police find registered sex offender sleeping in bed with 15-year-old. He's fine with that, she's fine with that, mom's fine with that. The police, not so happy
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(234)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Indian tribe to introduce new glass-bottomed skywalk over Grand Canyon that lets tourists walk in, look 4,000 feet below, crap pants
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(171)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bad: Florida Marlins batboy accepts bet to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without barfing. Worse: Team suspends him for six games for the stunt. Worst: He lost the bet, anyway
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing hot white chick of the week update: "Sleepover" actress found. Apparently doing research for "Sleepover II"
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(148)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Postal worker charged with urinating in office coffee. Coworkers rumored to be pissed off
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(84)
 
(The Louisville Channel)
 
 
 
Inmates get sick after they all use the same staple to make themselves new tats. "Stupid" tag trumps "Obvious"
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(47)
 
(The Baltimore Channel))
 
 
 
Orioles pitcher Sidney Ponson takes expression "pitching every fifth day" a little too literally
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(52)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Record-breaking 873 pound tuna breaks one more record - mercury levels two and a half times FDA limit.
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(164)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Garbage truck's cargo catches fire. Driver forced to dump flaming load in driveway. Hilarity ensues
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(45)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Two radio hosts prankcall one of Canada's most notorious murderers
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(177)
 
(Rochester D&C)
 
 
 
Teenager thrown in jail after mooning other kids at a park
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(88)
 
(APP.com)
 
 
 
When the police officer arrived to contain the nude man, he found him "running around the parking lot swinging a plaid shirt over his head and shaking his hips at people"
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
China a staging ground for computer attacks, cheap plastic toys
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(68)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teen sentenced to community service at cemetary. Promptly breaks into a tomb and plays with a corpse
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(181)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scottish police try to reunite stolen garden gnomes with owners after finding stash in house raid. In other news, Drew's gnome still AWOL, living la vida loca
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(34)
 
(Virgin.net)
 
 
 
Teenager invents hamster-powered cell-phone charger. Fittingly, this story brought to you by Virgin.net
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(69)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Madonna's navel tops list of 25 most incredible rock-star body parts, narrowly edging out Keith Richard's liver
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mary Tyler Moore to appear on "That '70s Show," where a confused Ashton Kutcher will most likely attempt to date her
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(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong goes ball out with counterattack on drug charges
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(288)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Problem: Alligators in city lake. Solution: Send in some wrestlers. Won't solve the problem, but DVD sales of the ensuing hilarity should cover the cost to fly Steve Irwin to the states
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(46)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A great war is brewing in the ocean, and everywhere you turn, you sea anemone
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(115)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
When attempting to land plane, remember this simple rule: First deploy landing gear, THEN land
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(99)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Even if you are the brother of the deceased, it's still a good idea to wear a shirt and to not stab people at his wake
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(42)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Viagra now official sponsor of Major League Baseball's "Comeback Player of the Year"
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes NC/Tennessee border. Causes tens of dollars in damage, dozens of dogs feared dead in porch collapse
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(128)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man attempts to smuggle porn DVDs into Singapore by hiding them between his butt cheeks. Now they aren't just obscene, they're filthy, too
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter scene
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(87)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun runs down the Worst. Album Covers. Evar
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(434)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Reporter writes entire story about the "Whizzinator" without using word "penis." With useless blurred picture
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(56)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Police cracking down on guerilla shoplifting networks, who steal because they are "promoting of shoplifting as a form of disobedience and direct action against multinational corporations"
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(277)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Japanese cigarette maker having a hard time marketing its "reduced odor" cigarettes, is offering gold bars to people who try them out
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(36)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police chief might demote sergeant for using highly abrasive word: "Rat"
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(43)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Woman, refused bail on theft charge, tries to strangle herself in front of judge (40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hawaii caps price of gas at $2.86 per gallon. Hilarity to ensue next when gas suppliers inexplicably refuse to sell gas to Hawaii for less than it costs them to buy it from refineries
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(492)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dump truck blows its load all over adult video store
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pentagon merges liquid and solid state lasers together to form compact Jiffy Pop popper
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(74)
 
(Jane's)
 
 
 
China tricks out an old Russian carrier. Road trip to Taiwan planned
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hoax a Big Foot sighting
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden badmouths the Osbournes in metal mag -- no longer on Ozzfest tour as Sharonarity ensues
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(303)
 
(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
University of Michigan students learn that while State may suck, Spartans can still kick their asses. Duke sucks
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(170)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mexican police offering escorted tours of city for jittery American tourists
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fantasy football players are worse then Trekkies
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(202)
 
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Man narrowly avoids winning Darwin Award after successfully dislodging a round stuck in his gun using a screwdriver. Naturally, man did this while the gun was pointing at him
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(97)
 


Wed August 24, 2005
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hard to say who is dumber: The helicopter pilot who got out of the helicopter while it was still running, or the passenger who managed to flip it while getting out
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. military develops device that allows people to quickly scale tall buildings. Speeding bullet, locomotive teams behind schedule
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(59)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Homeless woman returns purse with $800 cash inside (with pic)
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(110)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ford, GM stock ratings changed to junk status. In related news, GM and Ford stock symbols changed to a picture of Calvin peeing on Detroit
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Headline: Mariah Carey plans yacht arrival at MTV Awards during hurricane. Karnac: Name three things that really blow
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(76)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Judge sets 12-year-old's bail at 500 years' allowance
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(136)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man charged with bulldozing under the influence
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(32)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography contest, No. 16: Focus on abstraction. Link goes to next week's theme. Please read first post
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(281)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner tight-lipped about pregnancy. Expected to be somewhat loose-lipped after she pops out Affleck v2.0
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(100)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco Zoo tortoise loses stones; gains fiberglass shell
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(39)
 
(Some Toddler)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely daycare centers
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(121)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Thailand's prime minister searching for which of his cabinet members had penis-enlargement surgery. Suspicion is on one who keeps smiling like Bob
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(48)
 
(LJWorld)
 
 
 
Kansas learns to love the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Link fixed)
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(1355)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ninja Invades Williamstown home. "The ninja got away with the victim's wallet and a change jar"
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(63)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
The man who discovered the "truth" about the Bush administration apparently needs help finding the truth about healthy diet and exercise. The straw men cometh...
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(506)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man teaches his dog how to kickbox. Your dog wants to lick box (with pic)
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(58)
 
(ActiveHome)
 
 
 
In a collision of Fark cliches, Japan's first mall-patrolling security robot confuses the Japanese prime minister for Sarah Connor. Hilarity ensues
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(87)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's a former NHL star with a drinking problem to do? Play in Ireland where the drinking isn't a problem
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(104)
 
(Islington Gazette)
 
 
 
Police baffled about what the naked man on the rooftop was protesting, or why he jumped -- still naked -- into a thorny blackberry bush
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(56)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Police release composite sketch of Naked Zorro. (SFW!)
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
God tells Pat Robertson to backpedal
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(735)
 
(Danni.com)
 
Boobies
 
Jamie Lynn sets off the fake boobie/pancake areola alarms (NSFW -- sponsored link)
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(245)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Woman sent away from own trial after turning up too drunk to make plea
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(32)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
When calling your ex-girlfriend a skank in an Ebay auction, make sure you don't link to a photo she can change
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(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Security alarms at the British royal family's summer estate are constantly being tripped by seven Indian runner ducks. It's reported that the ducks wore heavy coats, had vaulted over a turnstile and will be dealt with accordingly
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(36)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Anti-smoking fascism means Norway will soon be like the USA
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(394)
 
(Some Mythbuster Fan)
 
 
 
MythBusters (with farker Adam Savage) on Letterman tonight
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(264)
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Today in history: Mt. Vesuvius erupted 1,926 years ago, burying Pompeii under 14 to 17 feet of ash
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(85)
 
(IndyChannel.com)
 
 
 
Indiana church tests out new meth-flavored communion wafers
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to why man was sleeping under a U-Haul truck, more baffled as to why he held on to the undercarriage after the truck drove onto the interstate
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
India may lose up to 45 percent of its outsourcing business to other countries by 2007 because salaries are going up to a whopping $204. Payback is a biatch
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(137)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Mother and daughter both in Miss Great Britain beauty pageant (with pic)
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(182)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dutch producer to make reality TV show where women try to find a sperm donor. Even more shocking is the absence of the phrase "Fox Television" in the article
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(63)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Budapest to launch education campaign designed to encourage dogs not to poop so much
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(47)
 
(elserpento.com)
 
 
 
Mexican wrestling superstar, El Serpento, fights Fark. Literally
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(231)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dwight Gooden throws Tampa police a curveball during a traffic stop -- now they're striking back with a felony arrest warrant
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
No one has ever been arrested for the death of the pizza delivery guy that robbed a bank and then had a bomb asplode around his neck
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(131)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oddly enough, El Paso not comfortable with gun-toting amateur border-patrol loons roaming around town
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(302)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Introducing the water-filled bikini. The Sun is there (with pic)
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop a card for the game "Magic: The Farkening"
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(219)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You've got laundry." New laundromat system connects to email, cell phones or PDAs to alert you when a washing machine is ready
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(87)
 
(TVNZ, Auckland)
 
 
 
New Zealand school dispenses books to parents on how to propertly smack their kids
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(120)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Schoolkids write out a half-mile-long letter to Bush
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(558)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Fark party, Friday, August 26th @ 8:00 p.m. Link goes to original thread
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(48)
 
(KPUA Hilo)
 
 
 
It's a bad day at work when hitting the wrong button starts a full-scale prison riot
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(56)
 
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Apple dismayed to discover that whoever was setting the price for its Japanese iTunes client seemed to think that 50 yen sounded like a lot of money for an album
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(108)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Katrina and the Waves to perform smash hit in Florida this weekend
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(107)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Maid blames Robert DeNiro's wife for making her steal. "If she treated me better, with more respect, I probably wouldn't have done this... I didn't steal from Isabella Rossellini because she treated me well"
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(73)
 
(Some Pooter)
 
 
 
San Diego "Escape the Winter" Fark party, January 20th thru 22nd. (LGT invitation and details)
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(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police battle 200 drunks when train carrying 180,000 crates of beer derails. Henry Earl feels a great disturbance
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China unsure what to do about first Internet attention whore
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(152)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Deputy resigns after giving stranded crack addict a lift to the gas station -- among other Fife-like blunders
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(32)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Naval ship zigs when it should have zagged. Captain asked to show license and proof of insurance
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(83)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California Dems are looking for a celebrity gubernatorial candidate. Photoshop some possible campaign ads
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(109)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
German antique dealer millionaire leaves his 12-bedroom house to swig bull urine in a mud hut with his new family: The Masai tribe of Kenya
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(57)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Passengers stuck on casino boat in Gulf of Mexico nearly 24 hours. Finally disembark exhausted and penniless
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors invent new pill to combat the body's pesky desire to get some sleep
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(158)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pentagon decides to use gravestones of fallen soldiers for PR
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(488)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Crocodile in alligator-infested water terrifies Key West swimmers
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(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man asks police to help get his grain alcohol back, then later runs into a cornfield and disappears
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(46)
 


Tue August 23, 2005
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Actor Brock Peters dies at 78. Best known as Admiral Cartwright in "Star Trek" and as the accused in "To Kill a Mockingbird"
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(123)
 
(WikiNews)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find 1.8-million-year-old homo-erectus skull. Want to announce it, but can't stop giggling over name
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(152)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dennis Kucinich gets married. No word on who the lucky man is
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(155)
 
(WTEV)
 
 
 
Japan ready to test successor to the Concorde, which will be able to show in-flight tentacle porn at twice the speed of sound
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(76)
 
(SouthFlorida.com)
 
 
 
FBI agents stage fake wedding, invite wanted smugglers, arrest them as they arrive
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(74)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Malaysia will start hiding speed cameras in the cat's eye reflectors on the dividing line of the highways
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Little Johnny gets cut from high school soccer team, so parents sue. Lawyer awaits kid's college graduation to sue companies that won't hire him
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(153)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers players and fans outraged by Ben Roethlisberger 80 awareness and 88 overall rating in NFL Madden 2006
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(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
EchoStar offers free service to first town to change its name to Dish. The downside is that the town will disappear like Brigadoon when it snows or rains
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Proving that meth and vegan food are good for you: Every U.S. state gets fatter except Oregon
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(114)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Cram a little Oompa down your pants and hark to the folky tale of Saddy Dumpington
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(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Ugliest Dog" gaining cult status (with new pics)
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(196)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
CFL team cancels Mardi Gras promotion in fear of booby sightings
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy curler
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(101)
 
(Komo)
 
Video
 
Teak surfing: Hold onto the back of the boat with your face in the exhaust. What could go wrong?
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(67)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Fits about Pitts and tits split
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Exhausted after his five weeks on the ranch, Bush begins new vacation in Idaho
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(395)
 
(Braves)
 
 
 
Braves 1B Julio Franco turns 47 today. Or maybe more, no one really knows. Duke sucks
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(71)
 
(WKBT)
 
 
 
Wisconsin court rules man can erect as big a pole as he wants to show off his colors
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(40)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
It costs $15K to attend Bill Clinton's upcoming conference on solving global poverty
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(420)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Proving once again that its bark is worse than its bite, NCAA steps away from its latest half-assed policy
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(115)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Jewel thief eats loot as he runs away. One diamond ring was later "recovered" (44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In a stunning display of military might, Tajikistan troops shoot down hang glider
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(51)
 
(upn34.com)
 
 
 
City council split on whether or not to repaint a huge gorilla on the side of the town water tower
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(29)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Doctor tells overweight patient to lose weight. Patient files complaint against doctor. Your hippo wants to be lied to
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(318)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Ali G thrown into the ocean by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards after he rugby tackled her at the wedding of her two dogs
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(195)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Catman" spends $200,000 on plastic surgery to look just like Garfield (with pic)
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(346)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian lottery winners, both 89, splurge on nylons and new car
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(30)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
DEVELOPER PROPOSES NEW TOWN ENTIRELY FOR THE DEAF
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(207)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having one too many trouser snakes
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In dispute over remote, uninhabited Arctic islet, Canada unzips and whips it out; dares Danes to do same
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(144)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you are what you eat, Midwesterners are sugary and sweet. No word on what Jenna Jameson is made of
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson, Kelly Clarkson banned from performing in Turkmenistan; citizens rejoice
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(104)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
A Blanchard sex sandwich with Bacon and Firth earns film a NC-17 rating
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(166)
 
(Nashua Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Have we really gotten to the point in this country where people are so afraid of each other and so ashamed of their own bodies that they can't let a three-year-old run around naked without freaking out?"
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(460)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police swoop in on house after child called 999 and complained his dad wouldn't get him a drink until his room was tidied
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doc Gooden at it again, this time fleeing from a DUI arrest. Most likely to obtain some coke, beat his wife and help his son obtain some coke
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(47)
 
(The Sneeze)
 
 
 
Fun interview with MythBuster (and Farker) Adam Savage
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(445)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Libya likely to be removed from terror-sponsoring list of countries. One bombing, one neighboring country twice invaded, two regime changes in Muslim countries, abandonment of nuclear program, gift basket cited as reasons
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(124)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Tampa museum breaks attendance record with cadaver exhibit. Museum officials unsure whether the bodies are meant to be part of the exhibit, or are merely elderly Floridians who dropped dead while visiting
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(58)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Good news for the BTK killer, Rudolph: Suicides and murders in prison are down. Tag choice difficult
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(47)
 
(9News Colorado)
 
 
 
Dude, 31, tells kids he's 13 to get in their pants. Possible defense: Dyslexia?
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(151)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New York man makes it into the Guinness Book of World Records for his almost four-inch-long eyebrow hair
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this messy eater
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(77)
 
(Pawtucket Times)
 
 
 
Police surprised to discover that the naked drunk guy at the deli is actually supposed to be there
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(44)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Billboards to start using Bluetooth to beam video advertisements directly to passing cell phones
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(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belgian nun reprimanded for dancing, participating in "Nuns Gone Wild, Vol. 3"
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(61)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of impregnating Courtney Love says that he may have had a coke-fueled romp or two with some strippers, but he's never in his life been stoned enough to nail Courtney Love
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(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Kill, kill, kill the dictator; kill him 'til he is dead," says Pat Robertson, based on his interpretation of what Jesus would do
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(1440)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah ravers treated like terrorists. Glowstick retailers considering armed retaliation
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(512)
 
(The Hawaii Channel)
 
 
 
Car thief stays focused despite the distraction of a naked woman on the hood
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(53)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Tailgate barbecue before Chargers game gets out of control, destroys six vehicles. The smoking car is there
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(35)
 
(The Sweet Science)
 
 
 
Meet Ralph Fisher, the only boxer to win a prizefight (and retain his perfect undefeated record) while lying on the canvas unconscious from a knockout
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(37)
 
(_)
 
 
 
Zen photoshop challenge: Do something with this circle
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(168)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man tumbles 110 feet off a cliff and lives to tell about it. The Sun is there
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(43)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart charges $175 for a pile of sh*t
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(136)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
With their tape measures holstered, grass cops protecting citizens from overgrown lawns
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dear "Palestinian Bomber," you have been pre-approved for credit up to...
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(90)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Scientists use "honey trap" to strike a blow against raspberry-munching midges. Here comes the sexy science
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(21)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Inspired by Dave Matthews Band, tourists now paying $7.00 for tour of Chicago's landfills and waste-water treatment plants
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(55)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Tuberculosis appeared on Earth three million years ago, may have been brought to earth by Dick Clark's parents
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(28)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
If you can't stay in Gaza, you can sell advertising space on your soon-to-be-demolished house via Ebay
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(81)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Star Bock defeats Starbucks
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(81)
 


Mon August 22, 2005
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man, upset with ice-cream truck noise, threatens to use his hedge clippers to make driver half the man Lance Armstrong is
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(71)
 
(Reuters via ENN)
 
 
 
Dude, where's my wave?
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(36)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
See-through plastic luggage unveiled for jittery London subway rider market
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(48)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Writer of Sid and Marty Krofft kiddie show suing ABC's "Lost" for stealing his idea
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(80)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
After five years in development, Windows Thonghorn... er, Longhorn... um, Vista ... features revealed: It's now capable of "photo-quality wallpaper"
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(310)
 
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Thirteen percent of school girls pregnant at Ohio's Timken High school. Principal: "I wish I knew the answer to why it's happening"
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(248)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chickens outside. New hotness: Dutch indoor chicken farming
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books? And how you couldn't pick "I kill the bastard with my knife"? Well, now you can
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(200)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
North America's fourth largest city, population five million, freaks out because two people were shot over the weekend in separate incidents. Five million people, zero murders, two shootings. Guess which country this city is in?
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(570)
 
(Tim the Toolman Taylor)
 
 
 
Theme: More power!
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(148)
 
(WP Herald)
 
 
 
Animal-control officers in Florida surrender, say wild iguana population has won. Residents who report finding "Jurassic Park in my toilet" not amused
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A sine wave for Robert Moog ~~~~~dead~~~~~~ at 71
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(238)
 
(Some Guy?)
 
 
 
You woke up this morning and decided to be a drag queen. What's your drag name? Link goes nowhere
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(448)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Connecticut sues "No Child Left Behind" law for leaving funding behind
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(215)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman puts duck in diapers, surprised when the authorities show up
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Visit Idaho: We'll let you jump off our bridges!
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that chimpanzees, like people from Kansas, form societies
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(620)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Britain's "Piano Man" has ID'd himself, gone home and said he acted insane to dupe the doctors
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(120)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Beer wars: NFL negotiating for next "official beer" of the NFL
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(182)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
County boards up house without checking inside. Mummified body found eight months later
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(142)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Soccer team loses 50-1 after goalie skips game for rock concert
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(105)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals win second in a row. Only 40 straight wins until they're two games under .500
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(117)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Tourism Authority of Thailand bringing in Chinese sea goddess to ward off thousands of ghosts from tsunami in effort to boost tourism. Father Lancaster Merrin unavailable for comment
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(75)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Brit plans to cross the Atlantic in a boat towed by kite. What could possibly go wrong?
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(57)
 
(contactmusic.com)
 
 
 
Cletus turns to Deepak Chopra for spiritual advice
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(106)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Mother of download girl makes deal
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(505)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There will be much farting in your general direction at the Second Annual Monty Python Day
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(234)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these power towers
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawrence Phillips comes one step closer to having more arrests than NFL touchdowns after running his car into three teenagers who argued with him at pickup football game
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(147)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC mayor learns the dark side of having a listed phone number
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Take your favorite song and make it into elevator music
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 700 kilos of mud from bankrupt Serb mine because it may contain traces of gold, silver or platinum
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(56)
 
(Wall Street Journal Online)
 
 
 
Contestant chronicles highs and lows at national Scrabble championships. "Uranites" is a winner, but "quiety" ain't a word
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
France utilizing snipers to hunt frogs. If successful, may start using cannons to hunt snails
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Courtney Cox impregnated by Alan Partridge. Oh wait, Courtney Love. Love... Cox...
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(212)
 
(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
Hamster for rent. Richard Gere told to buy his own
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(39)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New Google offering will learn your pr0n preferences and get new photos for you. Kittens and Sarah Conner surrender
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(88)
 
(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
Hunter now searching for rare prey: A "sorry I shot you in the groin" Hallmark card for his hunting partner
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong pushes for cancer research, puts his ball in Bush's court
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
F*cking signs now theft-proof, says the f*cking mayor
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(106)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Another young Australian woman arrested in Indonesia on drug charges. This one is even more hittable, expect an even bigger media circus than last time
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(172)
 
(Some Artist)
 
 
 
Artist makes bomb as display piece. Bomb is real and can be detonated with a cell phone call. What could possibly go wrong?
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(189)
 
(channelcincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Mystery screaming sound terrorizes Ohio town. Unclear if "Stealth" showing when sound heard
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(148)
 
(Des Moines Register.com)
 
 
 
Newly remodeled visitors' locker room at University of Iowa football stadium looks like Barbie's Dream House on acid
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(77)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Russian submariner -- whose job was to destroy Scotland during Cold War -- reflects on his duty, marvels at how thorough a job Glasweigans have done themselves
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(38)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
If you were the guy growing 2,000 pot plants next to the Orange County Sheriff's Department, don't bother stopping by to water them anymore
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A tire, a wire and a fire
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(45)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Highest point in Rhode Island now accessible... all 812 feet of it
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