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Sun July 31, 2005
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(WFMY)
 
 
 
Heartless knaves rob gamblers at Ohio poker club, leave them unsuited and considerably less flush after the deal
source: wfmy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Germany)
 
 
 
Powdered Alcohol? BRILLIANT
source: dw-world.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Trebuchet Game)
 
 
 
The Trebuchet Challenge. Customize your machine with physics, then test your mettle
source: globalspec.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules parts of Patriot Act unconstitutional
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(368)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
Angry parents shocked to discover that history books show a version of events that might or might not match what actually happened
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Honduran gangster and bodyguard arrested for murder of DEA agent. Both are age 13
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The ten most memorable pitcher's mound talks in baseball history
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(69)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man arrested after villagers caught him in an egregious act of animal husbandry upon a goat
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(47)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
IGN puts out yet another "top 100 video games" list for geeks to argue about
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(320)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mom rescues daughter from cougar with a cooler of Coors
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(88)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Bored British MP caught playing cards on laptop computer during council meeting
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(31)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The amazing story of a Korean war pilot who fell out of his plane over Korea, but never hit the ground because he ended up falling back into his plane several seconds later
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(71)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
Man throws baseballs at cars and people, cops throw bullets in return
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy showing his "O" face behind Laura Bush
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(143)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teen smokers fueling upsurge in hookah bars across America
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(166)
 
(phillyburbs)
 
 
 
County to begin using ankle bracelet that detects alcohol in perspiration
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(53)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man builds his home to resemble a castle, and also makes it 100% hurricane proof
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Archaeologists are uncovering an ancient Roman road, the Via Egnatia. The road was up to 30 feet wide and had safety features, inns and service stations
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(61)
 
(Macleans)
 
 
 
Israel ensures it will never run out of riot-control ammunition by replacing rubber bullets with new sand bullets
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(242)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
High school is rewarding students with cash for having good attendance records - Officials refuse to call it a bribe
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(100)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Woman tries to get to the bottom of the return of Pabst, wonders about a return of Schmidt, Oly and Billy
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(198)
 
(Ohio Tag here)
 
 
 
Woman who tricked people into giving her money with fake cancer story, sets herself on fire.
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mad asphalt scientist can't wait to unleash secret formula PZ-22X upon the world
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(46)
 
(dw-world)
 
 
 
Brief guide to beer choices in Germany
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett angry with J.K.Rowling. Sam Vimes to investigate the case
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(531)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man buys abandoned town, bar; of course, the bar is the important detail
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(37)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: If NFL rules were the norm for the corporate workplace...
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(47)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
City's welcome sign, which cost over $100,000, has been declared and "illegal sign" and ordered removed
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unidentified sea creature found after typhoon (pic)
source: china.org.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(CFO)
 
 
 
IRS to begin random audits of subchapter S corporations
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(101)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Leave it to Australia to drop cow-pie lotto in favor of a sheep-humping contest. Unlike New Zealand, the Aussies let a ram do the dirty work
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(21)
 
(Some Bacon Lover)
 
 
 
What's better than a bacon-of-the-month club? A bacon smelling candle
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(79)
 
(ticalc.org)
 
 
 
Wolfenstein 3d finally ported to the Ti-83 graphing Calculator now you can frag in math class
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(94)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former President Jimmy Carter says Iraq war is "unjust"
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(764)
 
(law.com)
 
 
 
Chicago's practice of humiliating 'Johns' on the internet may not be constitutional
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time in 2,600 years, a queen might sit on the Chrysanthemum Throne
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Laddie)
 
 
 
Nobody knows why dogs can't resist jumping off 40-foot-tall bridge
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(67)
 
(Some Grilling Fool)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unwise summer camp activities
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dog places 72nd, ahead of hundreds of human contenders, in annual swim to Alcatraz
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(38)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Moose takes up living in miniature golf course because he knows there's no tiger in those woods
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman driving on highway without her seatbelt on opens car door so she can spit. Hilarity ensues
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
City councilor who wants to get tough on illegal parking averages $50 worth of parking tickets per week
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Sunday Times)
 
 
 
The Sunday Times reports that a third terrorist cell is planning multiple suicide bomb attacks on London
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Countries ranked by commitment to foreign aid
source: nationmaster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest illusionary paintings you'll ever see
source: jimvestments.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
London bombing suspect claims bombs weren't meant to hurt anyone. He also gets hot court appointed lawyer (with pics)
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(107)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
Crushed by personal debt, small village in India puts itself up for sale on eBay
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(64)
 
(atlantaparent.com)
 
 
 
Even though they can't speak, you can teach your baby sign language
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(110)
 
(Cosh Tribune)
 
 
 
A fine summertime tradition - kids with their lemonade stand. In other news lemonade stands can make up to $1 per cup now.
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(67)
 


Sat July 30, 2005
(Sum Edicater)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Rejected college courses
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(105)
 
(Arstechnica)
 
 
 
You've met Kegerator. Now meet Kegbot, which is able to keep track of who you are, how much you're drinking and in a pinch, find Sarah Connor
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(34)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Bicyclist suffers a fractured skull when he rides into a rope stretched across a bike trail
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Electronic Freedom Foundation caves to vocal tinfoil hat lobby, begins probing laser printer "watermarks"
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(cbs5.com)
 
 
 
Ten-foot-wide by forty-foot-long surfboard catches a wave with 40 people on board (pic)
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an amazing lack of anything interesting in the news: Bush gets yearly physical
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(127)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hackers figure out how to watch porno for free in hotel rooms
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forestry workers threaten to burn down forests if contract not renewed
source: moneyweb.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
People camp out overnight in a cemetery so they can be first in line to pick their casket space in a new mausoleum
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(33)
 
(Robertson County Times)
 
 
 
Tired of the police department running a deficit, city lowers speed limits
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Not now Lundburgh, I'm busy." A cool game to drain even more productivity
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(107)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Discovery shuttle destroys USA's image of technological predominance
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(109)
 
(HousingWire)
 
 
 
Drew to appear on G4's "Attack of the Show", Monday @ 7pm eastern / 4pm pacific
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US to close consulate in Mexico after gang fight involving bazookas; Mexico not thrilled with suggestion that they do something about said gang warfare
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(184)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Number of sex-addicted people increases speedily
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(66)
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: M106 in Canes Venatici
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(50)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman sues church after being struck by ball at church picnic. God not yet named as codefendant
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(49)
 
(OLPA)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate intoduces bill to outlaw chimeras. Manimal unavailable for comment
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(137)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Since 2000, complaints against debt collectors has quadrupled. FTC grabs can of whoopass from top shelf
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(112)
 
(High Flier)
 
 
 
Build the best paper airplane in the world
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(56)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
City officials using snow that they stored since last winter to air-condition an office lobby
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
TotalFark provides extra sexual prowess and popularity. Give it a try today
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(740)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely parental advice given to departing college students
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Scuse me while i kiss this guy"
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Party Vegas at the Freakin' Frog on July 30th. Drew's coming, too. (Updated DIT)
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(60)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but dolphins could be the key to her heart
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Mathaba.net)
 
 
 
Man dismayed to discover that his 2-year old daughter bought a $245,000 limo on eBay
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(96)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man fights for his right to own plastic lawn (w/ odd pic)
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(122)
 
(CrankIt!)
 
 
 
Photoshop this drunk UFO spotter in the grass
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera adopts strict diet based on four food groups: crunchy, soft, hot and cold
source: entertainment.iafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Townhall.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force tried to conceal report that three "Middle Eastern looking" men were spotted outside base with rocket launchers earlier this month
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(353)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Picking stocks with holdings in sinful companies makes more money than picking righteous ones
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(65)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Locals use trendy Norwegian water in toilets. Bottler flush with anger
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Everything's better with spots
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(53)
 


Fri July 29, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest optical illusion you'll see all day
source: echalk.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Longaberger Company holds their bee-in. Chet Helms rolls another one in his grave
source: newarkadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(fox19.com)
 
 
 
Two geniuses in Ohio, on trial for arson and insurance fraud, show up for court in a stolen car
source: fox19.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman body slams five-year-old girl on hole 18 at putt-putt golf course (with pics)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Some Government Bat Page)
 
 
 
All you ever wanted to know about bats, including making your own bat house. Yes, bat house
source: dep.state.ct.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin court says damage-award caps aren't even related to malpractice insurance rates; tells doctors to take two aspirin and come up with a better half-assed theory
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(142)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man undergoing chemotherapy takes part in hospital marathon... while still attached to his IV
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(32)
 
(Herald-Journal)
 
 
 
Nail gun was invented by a bunch of guys sitting in a Minnesota bar who figured they could buy more beer if they invented something that would make them money
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Mentally ill people had occasionally broken into the park and been eaten in the past, he said, but it was highly unusual"
source: alertnet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo deconstructs "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(IBS)
 
 
 
Thirty thousand cans of beer block Arizona highway (with pics)
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Cisco patches PR vulnerability with FBI, lawyers
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Behold, the giant "Fence of Bras" (with pic goodness)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Gun-Happy Droobs)
 
 
 
Caption these big men exercising their right to defend themselves. (Voting enabled)
source: countrysports.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Some Nostalgic Guy)
 
 
 
Flashback time: A good list of cartoons from the 80s
source: tripletsandus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(265)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cruise-ship passengers on their way to Bermuda unhappy when they arrive in Canada
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Governor asks school district to stop hostile takeover of other district. School district tell governor to fark off
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Planting too many trees can turn an area into a desert. Here comes the science
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Couple in the running for a state-fair wedding say that corndogs and lemon shakeups would make a great wedding feast
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The idiots guide to the recent NHL lockout
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The circle of life is complete: Now you can smell like chocolate by wearing a t-shirt
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(burlingtonfreepress)
 
 
 
Man collects old and rare beer cans, has learned to steer clear of Pennsylvania beers
source: burlingtonfreepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TV networks finally realize they must cater to the new cultural trendsetters: Geeks
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Fifteen strippers arrested in a lunchtime round-up -- with mug shot goodness
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(293)
 
(WGAL Channel)
 
 
 
Design roller coaster, win $100,000 for college
source: thewgalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Only in Utah: 14-year-old babysitter dares eight-year-old boy to touch her breast. Boy gets prosecuted for lewd conduct. Your dog wants his obligatory boner. Temptation to use the Florida tag resisted
source: kutv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Take quiz to see if you're the office jerk. Done deal if you say 'Working hard or hardly working?" regularly
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
President of Samuel Adams releases his Beer Drinker's ''Bill of Rights", including "Beer shall be offered in bottles, not cans, so that no brew is jeopardized with the taste of metal"
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(266)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Church group to picket its own summer camp after unwittingly renting it out to coven of witches
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Vampire strike looms in New York
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass mug
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(125)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Winner of $20-million lottery proves nice guys finish last: Shares fortune with family by giving them cruise trips, cars, houses. Sister-in-law robs and shoots him
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(148)
 
(Paddling the school canoe)
 
 
 
Paddling still practiced in schools. Teaching and learning optional
source: hattiesburgamerican.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Berlin focuses on what's critical for hosting 2006 World Cup -- a brand new 60-room brothel with whirlpool, sauna, cinema and buffet restaurant
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(121)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy survives four days alone in German forest. Gretel nowhere to be found
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Why magic and illusions work. Here comes the abracadabra
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Shreveport police, with all murderers, robbers and rapists behind bars, ticket a man cited for honking his horn in a parking lot to get his brother's attention. Twice. In the afternoon
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(206)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Maytag cancels tomato-hurling event at California festival. In other news, Killer Tomatoes buy 20 percent share of Maytag
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The first Northern Ireland Bog Snorkelling Championships to be held in a large drain in Dungannon
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(43)
 
(Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Frist supports bill to expand stem cell research with Federal monies
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(474)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover what might be 10th planet, possibly twice the size of Pluto (with animated pic of discovery)
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas man decides to break up loud party by stabbing everyone. Plan goes awry when partygoers turn the knife on him
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(108)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious urine shuts down lab in Kentucky. Drew unavailable for comment
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(37)
 
(Some Hick Hopper)
 
 
 
Country rap or "hick hop" catching on. ♫♪ I'm big and black ♫♪ clickety-clack ♫♪
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(178)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Umpire bans Little League team from talking in Spanish
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(514)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danish police officers break up fight scene, discover they've actually interrupted movie shoot. Lt. Drebin unavailable for comment.
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Dungeons & Dragons for Dummies"
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(208)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy Scout jamboree continuing to go well as 300 people succumb to heat exhaustion. Scouts eagerly await the MJ meet and greet sleepover tomorrow night
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eleven-person vehicle goes 120 mph, 30-50 mpg... and was built in 1933. The Dymaxion Car, by Buckminster Fuller
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(260)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All your toolbars are belong to us: IE7 nukes Google and Yahoo. "Asinine" tag trumps "Stupid"
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Hands
source: weareacamera.ilovegames.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take otherwise unfunny dialogue and give it some "zing" with a laugh track
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover measurable emanations coming from the planet. Mother Earth blushes, blames late-night taquito run
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(63)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's new album only sells 8,000 copies in its first week in the U.S.
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Handwritten lyric sheet for "All You Need is Love" by John Lennon sells $1.04 million. $100 bill signed by Ringo Starr sells for $50
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(105)
 
(Celebrity link)
 
 
 
It's Wil Wheaton's birthday!
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(384)
 
(ABC 7)
 
 
 
Obviously having nothing better to do, Jesse Jackson is protesting ESPN leaving D.C. out of their "50 States in 50 Days" feature
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(138)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
New planetarium show makes Pink Floyd laser shows look like cave drawings
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(70)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Women sues Denny's for "toilet burn"; probably shouldn't have ordered the Lumberjack Slam
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(104)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Locals root for perennial Mystery Tree Planter who leaves no clues
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(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eighteen-stone, 52-DD divorcee from Devon earns a fortune simply sitting on men (with SFW pics)
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(227)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
WWE in a bind because all of their top script writers have left. And it's so difficult to find writers who can convey the many subtle emotions of a pro wrestler
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these capoeira enthusiasts
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(111)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing contact lenses from a passerby on the street, suspected in 20 other similar cases
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(34)
 
(WKYT 27Newsfirst)
 
 
 
Kentucky campers respond to a seige of 25 copperheads and one rattlesnake. "We shot everything all to pieces, I'd say that first night we probably shot 150-200 rounds." Darwin narrowly misses another one
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(159)
 
(icBirmingham)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what would happen if one of those anti-robbery dye packs exploded at some random time? Wonder no longer
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(61)
 


Thu July 28, 2005
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan cancels European tour after disappearing between sofa cushions
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(142)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian rugby players asked which teammate they would most like to eat in the event of a plane crash
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coke claims to have invented a drink that actually burns calories
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(183)
 
(louisvillechannel)
 
 
 
WLKY waits until now to inform you July is American Beer Month
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(43)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Experts say next time you get a cold, you can either A) take echinacea, or B) stick chicken feathers up your butt. Both have the same effect on curing the common cold
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(133)
 
(defamer)
 
 
 
Nuggets of wisdom from Steve Guttenberg, who is apparently still living
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(107)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
Boobies
 
Jodie Marsh pics (marginally SFW)
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(136)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Arsonist takes less than 12 hours to break her bail conditions by getting drunk and pouring paint stripper on cars (70)
 
(WGAL Channel)
 
 
 
Halloween parade cancelled after reverend enters anti-abortion float, "Dr. Butcher's Chop Shop of Choice Cuts"
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(694)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Warfare in the animal kingdom
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(154)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kim Basinger arrested for punching her son in the head and attacking him with an electric cord and ashtray
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(220)
 
(NHL.com)
 
 
 
After getting bitch-slapped by owners, NHLPA president gets crosschecked by players
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"To my knowledge this is the first time that a squabble has ever broken out between two nations on Google"
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush gives one-finger salute to press
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(826)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government spokesperson, after calling citizens a-holes and threatening to beat them up, no longer allowed to discuss bears with the press. He may, however, continue to answer any questions about moose and porcupines
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(43)
 
(SDCityBeat)
 
 
 
The taquito turns 65 this year
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(107)
 
(KESQ)
 
 
 
Bad-writing trophy won by man who compared fondling woman's breasts to repairing carburetors
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(125)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man's argument with wife escalates to "just get the sword, bitch." Hilarity ensues
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(151)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Sasquatch" hair is bison -- your bison wants a Brazillian
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(96)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Fart science" label just doesn't do justice to the seriousness of fart scientists' work
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Utah allows GAYSROK license plate, citing Florida's A55 RGY precedent
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(262)
 
(KBCI)
 
 
 
Attorney's license suspended for asking client to pose nude in exchange for his fee
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(82)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johanssen nearly crashed her car after seeing her gigantic breasts on a billboard. "It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus"
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(277)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If your apartment is full of drugs and guns, do not throw beer bottles at the police
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(88)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Cities of Omaha and Lincoln want to be one metropolis. Just ignore that 50 miles of Nebraska emptiness between them
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(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After cows attack truck, urinating bus driver and passenger jet, stray farm animals to be arrested
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(72)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Trying to compete with summer beaches, museum invites public to come expose themselves to erotic works in the nude
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(40)
 
(Local 10)
 
 
 
Commissioner kills self in Miami Herald lobby after being overexposed in media. Herald runs photo of his dead body
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(239)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Secret list of Chicago City Hall whistleblowers "accidentally" given to Mayor Daley
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jean Charles de Menezes, shot in the head, was not wearing a heavy jacket that might have concealed a bomb, and did not jump the ticket barrier when challenged by armed plainclothes police
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(650)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Researchers develop mathematical formula to find best way to impress women. Results show having huge IQ, every Star Trek episode on DVD and Stephen Hawking's autograph works best. Hope to test formula on real woman someday
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(108)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Iomega announces a MASSIVE layoff that will trim 30 percent of their workforce in the United States. P.S. -- that's only 120 jobs
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea issues demands in nuclear talks, insists Washington normalize relations, remove all atomic threats and provide naked pictures of Bea Arthur
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(140)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
New suicide hotline signs on Boston bridge list a phone number which is disconnected
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Strippers in NYC getting fewer sore throats thanks to smoking ban
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(308)
 
(Inspiration)
 
 
 
Offbrand clichés
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(119)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
IRA announces that it will end its armed campaign
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(342)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
"The only disappointing thing is that it has recipes for sheep's testicles, but not rooster's testicles, which as every gastronome knows are the tastiest testicles of all"
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(59)
 
(LTV News)
 
 
 
A number of luxury yachts lost in marina explosion. World's tiniest violin saved from damage however
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(136)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Man celebrates 25-year anniversary of Chicago Bears Super Bowl win with gigantic corn maze
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(70)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Delay spokesman claims $1.5 billion "giveaway" was in prior bill and Rep. Waxman "failed to read the House bill he had voted on." Begs we "pay no attention to $14.5 billion in corporate tax breaks"
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(233)
 
(RRBBS)
 
 
 
British subway posts sign warning travellers not to run on concourses and platforms if you "look a bit foreign"
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(114)
 
(Yuba)
 
 
 
Tom Delay headed for hot water after being caught secretly inserting $1.5 billion giveaway into energy bill
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(255)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen can kick your butt playing video games, with one difference. He's blind. "I freak people out by playing facing backwards"
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(170)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Farktography Contest No. 12: Creepy Crawlies. Link goes to submission rules. PLEASE read first post
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(287)
 
(Dictionary.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Subtle anachronism. Link goes to definition, in case you need it
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Underwear CEO who conducts interviews in his underwear may get the pants sued off him
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(43)
 
(newsreview)
 
 
 
Oregon town in desperate need of pizzas, Caesar salads
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(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Angry, drunken mob converges on hotel, demands that alleged drug dealers get the hell out of town. Which they do
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(49)
 
(Danni.com)
 
Boobies
 
It's actually Danni Ashe this time, still smokin (not safe for work -- sponsored link)
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(252)
 
(WIXT)
 
 
 
Canada geese produce two pounds of poop per day. Minneapolis has about 17,500 Canada geese. Do the math
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(137)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Clothing-store cashier arrested after giving complete strangers roughly $5,000 in shiats-and-giggles discounts. Your tag choice is extremely difficult
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers create new brain cells from stem cells drawn from living adults, sparking hope for effective treatments for devastating illnesses like Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and watching American Idol
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(101)
 


Wed July 27, 2005
(fourtitude.com)
 
 
 
Lamborghini Gallardo SE sports car has "thrust mode" for those compensating for their small size
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(227)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Two hundred wild ponies make annual swim in dense fog (with pic). No, you still can't have a pony
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(52)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"I'm happy I've realized my dream that noodles can go into space"
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(30)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
South African man donates blood for record 350th time
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(79)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Walt Disney employee busted for standing naked in window, lighting up his package with flashlight for people passing by. Witnesses claimed it was a small world after all
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(55)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Government curious as to how dancing girls and booze will help staff working on leaky homes crisis
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(19)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman gets speeding ticket, has minor crash, gets another speeding ticket, then steals a hat. "It's been that kind of day for me"
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(42)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Four-year-old boy found wandering along side of Virginia highway was left there by mother because "he upset her"
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bikini contests. New hotness: Sexy ledge dancing
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
After being shut down for a full season, NHL schedules 15 games on the same night
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(210)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
NASA re-grounds the shuttle fleet
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(583)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Parrot placed in solitary for swearing at vicar
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(46)
 
(webindia123)
 
 
 
In a country where babies are married to dogs and haircuts are given with lighters, things are about to get weird: Scientology books are to be released in 13 major Indian cities
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(121)
 
(Football.com)
 
 
 
Create playing cards illustrating NFL penalties using literal interpretation of their names
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(118)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Anthropology professor, evidently tired of feeling left out, "studies" beer pong and binge drinking, writes a paper stating the obvious, gets paid for it
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To be frank, it's upsetting that some weener stole this man's hot-dog cart. How's he supposed to ketchup with his bills now? Hopefully the thief relishes being a jerk
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Study finds New Jersey good place to grow up, despite poverty. Also, hell not so bad besides heat
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(154)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An angered Donald Rumsfeld loses bowel control after Iraqi prime minister demands speedy withdrawal of U.S. forces (with pic)
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(195)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Jesse Capelli and her soapy goodness (not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
No jail time for Louisville's Ruby Jewell who set fire to her house because she ran out of beer
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(39)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce their first studio album since 1997. Promise to embark on world tour after returning grail to living templar knight
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(93)
 
(Boortz)
 
 
 
Boortz exposes Democrat letters-to-editor as blatant copy/paste jobs from website-generated mass email
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(319)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 600 complaints received over U.S. show advert that featured semi-naked women covered in body oil rejected because "the images accurately reflected the show's content"
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(65)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mama bear gives an out-of-bounds golf cart a two-stroke penalty and nearly throws it into the rough when it gets between her and her cubs
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(38)
 
(Some Kissing Girls)
 
Boobies
 
Lindsay Lohan and Pam Anderson kiss, thus destroying the time-travel myth that a present and future self can never touch (possibly NSFW site)
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having arrested and interrogated everybody on the island, Aruban police and firefighters draining pond to find Natalee Holloway
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(158)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fire department settles sexual-harassment lawsuit in which firefighters drank and one of them gave a female firefighter an unsolicited lapdance
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Research in Motion recognizes women in technology at awards show. Winner to be offered RIM job
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rare crab discovered with a sponge on his head (with pic)
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(116)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day when newspaper and television reporters are trying to fry an egg on the hood of a Saturn
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(60)
 
(Ablogistan)
 
 
 
Last month, mainstream media ran 55 times as many stories about Michael Jackson as they ran about the Darfur genocides
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(175)
 
(Media Buyer Planner)
 
 
 
Burger King claims that "groupies love Coq" captions on website were not meant to be sexual
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(96)
 
(KXTV)
 
 
 
America shows the world it is tough on terror by sentencing LAX millennium terrorist to less time in prison then he would have received for growing pot
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(209)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Stock analyst goes to jail for threatening to tank Hardee's market value if he doesn't get consulting fee, extra curly fries
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(37)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Stinkularity averted when an overheated skunk decides he needs some AC relief
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(31)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher accused of drunken trespassing, which escalated into touching a man's wife and snatching her stockings
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(27)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
NASA not fazed by chipped tile on shuttle, insist they'll replace it with hardwood or laminate before next launch
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(112)
 
(Pittsburgh Live)
 
 
 
Man who was dumb enough to accept a ride from strangers is shocked when they rob him, and doubly shocked when he is shot in the ass while trying to escape
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(60)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
White House releases thousands of pages of documents on Supreme Court nominee John Roberts and it's not even Friday yet
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft's army of lawyers overlooked the fact that Vista is already a brand name of sewing machines, elevator equipment and a detergent that will help those lawyers clean their underwear
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(120)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
No more red envelopes: NetFlix leak reveals new movie-downloading service about to launch
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(122)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
The current version of the "Daylight Savings Bill" includes a provision that will give Utah businesses big bucks to develop tar-sand refining technology. If perfected, the pork barrels will turn to oil
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Everything you never wanted to know about Welshmen in thongs. The Sun is there
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(52)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Bermuda Triangle achieves it's greatest feat yet: It moves to Cornwall
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(42)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand in grip of "man drought": Pointer sisters preparing emergency assistance package
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(135)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
GM's employee-discount promotion may end soon, leading to speculation about upcoming "unemployment for everyone" event
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(139)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
New York transit riders being told to watch out for passengers sweating profusely, which is a possible sign of terrorists. In other news, 911 receives five-million calls during hot summer day
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who stole one of the UK's largest model train sets has been sentenced. The court ruled the man was loco, motive was greed and sentenced him to pound-me-in-the-caboose prison
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hulking orange pipey thing
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(98)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Media watchdog group orders that men in beer adverts need to be middle aged, bald, pot-bellied or unattractive
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(84)
 
(Gulf Daily News)
 
 
 
Police serving warrant on man are awfully surprised when he pounces onto his porch and attacks them with his sword and then runs off and steals a bus
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to have Israel bomb their nuke factory and the U.S. invade their country and install a democratic government
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(485)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
NASA releases image of Discovery striking a bird seconds after launch
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(115)
 
(Some Cabellero)
 
 
 
Student who threw up on Spanish teacher sentenced to four months of cleaning vomit out of police cars
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis to receive TV academy's prestigious "Governors Award" for 56 years of muscular dystrophy work, but only if he can explain why the French think he's funny
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing non-white woman covered on CNN. In other news, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria
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(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OJ ordered to pay $25k to DirecTV for pirated signals. Claims he needed them for exhausting video searches for the real killer
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(103)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dolphins player gets yelled at by big bad coach, cries like a little girl
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(124)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Family sues municipality for allowing their son to toboggan into a tree. As of press time, Charles Darwin has not yet been named as a co-defendant
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(122)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft touts success of company that saved lots of money by moving to Windows Server 2003. Fails to note that company is actually a pyramid scheme
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(67)
 
(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
Maxim's Top 10 Hometown Hotties finalists. Vote for your favorite (SFW)
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(184)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In response to Canadian "occupation" of Hans Island, Denmark ups the ante by sending navy ship to the area
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Ukraine's president fires entire force of traffic police after getting shaken down for bribes once too often
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of commission investigating Trinidad and Tobago's public healthcare sector nearly dies from food poisoning after eating at government-run hospital
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Terror suspects arrested in Birmingham, England
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two women charged with DUI for pushing their disabled car while intoxicated
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(239)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Eighty-year-old man takes electric wheelchair out for a spin... on the autobahn
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(39)
 
(NBC 17)
 
 
 
Parents cleared of sexual-abuse charges over photo of dad kissing his baby boy on the belly button
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate changes presidential line of succession, placing "deputy chief of staff" between "vice president" and "Speaker of the House"
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(140)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 110-story Sears Tower no longer big enough to compensate for its tiny collective penis, Chicago proposes a 115-story skyscraper
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(124)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Wildlife trappers tell freaked-out new Floridians sorry, but you'll just have to get used to giant spiny lizards on your lawn
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Bridges
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having things blown up in your country improves your approval rating. Here comes the political science
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(74)
 
(Some Snowplow Game)
 
 
 
Clear the parking lot by creatively utilizing your snowplow
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(39)
 
(Some Flat Bird)
 
 
 
Cameras capture Discovery colliding with bird immediately after takeoff (photo)
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(126)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman wants your sperm
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(182)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Two neighbors open up a can of whoop ass on each other. Crowd enjoying the fight gets angry when the cops break it up, flood 911 with bogus calls as payback
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(34)
 
(wjla.com)
 
 
 
Amish teen arrested after callers complain of loud music coming from his buggy
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(50)
 
(Money Magazine)
 
 
 
All your cars belong to BofA: Bank of America to buy $55 billion in loans from GMAC as GMAC's status is junk, just like their parent company
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(61)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Greg Maddux joins the 300 Win/3000th Strikeout Club. Duke sucks
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
400-year-old altar piece -- 10 feet high and weighing about 1,000 pounds -- returns to Peru after theft by U.S. thieves
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Zoo bans parrot from the public after it starts swearing at the visitors. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it squire? Lovely plumage
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(53)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
One month before Microsoft goes live with new security key, hacker in India breaks code, generates keys for free
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(156)
 
(Galvanize)
 
 
 
Chemical Brothers: The Game
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dolphins RB Ricky Williams apologizes to fans, teammates for hastily retiring last year; says he was high at the time
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(83)
 
(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Two Florida men sentenced for selling $4 million worth of fake equipment to the Department of Defense. On the plus side, American troops in Iraq are equipped with the best Super Soakers money can buy
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(53)
 
(Biology News Net)
 
 
 
New method shows it is possible to grow bone for grafts within a patient's body
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(33)
 


Tue July 26, 2005
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese pig tattoos drives artist wild
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Everyone at work wanted to see it and hold it," says man of his newly enormous endowment
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(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG introduces "Bad Santa, the Early Years"
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(34)
 
(Some Metal Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's friend for his birthday
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad timing for London subway poster ads promoting SF book as "a perfect place to have your mind blown to smithereens"
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(52)
 
(WhatPC?)
 
 
 
Despite controversy, sales of adult-themed games soar. In other news, when they say "despite" they mean "because of"
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(48)
 
(Muskogee Daily Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man convicted to death for sniping victims while wearing his homemade "sasquatch-like" ghillie suit
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher hit in the head by a line drive
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(156)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Wondering why Hillary is so quiet about the scandal involving Rove? Turns out that Bill Clinton pardoned the only person prosecuted for leaking classified info to the press. "Bag on Hillary Again" trifecta in play
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(286)
 
(Editor And Publisher)
 
 
 
Pentagon blocked release 87 new pictures and four videos from Abu Ghraib. Rumsfeld says they show acts "that can only be described as blatantly sadistic, cruel and inhumane." So we can't show them to you
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(639)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Several newspapers around the country are either pulling or editing "Doonesbury" today and tomorrow because Karl Rove is referred to as a "turd blossom"
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(182)
 
(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Man killed in freak accident in haunted house. Police on the lookout for a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a Class Five full-roaming vapor. A really nasty one, too
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(165)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Wife divorces lazy husband, invoices him for over $500k in accrued housework. Man suddenly has interest in relationship
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(185)
 
(NBC 13)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does: Naked man found wandering in cornfield, claimed he was looking for the house where Forrest Gump lived.
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Declining membership forces Boy Scouts to get creative with its programs. Like, for example, accepting girls
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(131)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton tries to reinvent herself as a moderate. Depends on what your definition of "moderate" is
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(203)
 
(Paradise Post)
 
 
 
Beware the hidden butt sharks, or you may find yourself in the emergency room
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(33)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Given the gift of 20/20 hindsight, chaining your alcoholic brother to a radiator was not the sanest treatment option
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
House of Representatives overwhelmingly calls for investigation into Rockstar/Take Two, because kids might accidentally visit website, download hack, load it and see semi-nude simulated sex. Your tax dollars surrender
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(203)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Soccer team signs convicted hooligan, despite his eight-year ban from football grounds and still being in prison
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
World Santa Claus Congress drafts proposals to improve working conditions. Demands include standardizing chimney widths and holding Christmas twice a year
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(11)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman fired from maternity store for getting pregnant
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sith" on DVD November 1st. Thirtieth anniversary box set to make you buy the movies twice likely to follow in 2007
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(91)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology denies responsibility for Katie Holmes' herpes
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(117)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Americans flock to see King Tut exhibition, marvel at condo made of stone-a
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(67)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Amorous couple spark major rescue operation after when their lovemaking session at sea is mistaken for cries for help
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Road crew embarrassed after installing Alabama highway signs in Massachusetts. Residents more embarrassed that they never noticed
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(50)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Former state rep -- who was once caught masturbating in a public restroom -- makes headlines again after he's beaten in another way by armed thugs
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Major airlines intentionally create most flight delays
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(70)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New Harry Potter book hasn't quite made it into Spanish yet, and it has nothing to do with a lawsuit from East L.A.'s Half-Blood Princes street gang
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"TV Guide" relaunching as bigger magazine with more fluff, fewer TV listings. It won't be much of a *guide,* really...
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(53)
 
(WNBC.com)
 
 
 
As random bag checks take hold, crime rate drops on NYC subways
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(98)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley gives CEO two-year contract for $16 million a year, with option to quit at any time and collect it all. CEO promptly quits three days later, $32 million for no work (second story). "Dumbass" for Morgan Stanley trumps "Asinine
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(143)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man killed by falling cow. Monty Python unavailable for comment
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(49)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Search called off after naked woman found. Searchers emit collective "dammit"
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seven-foot fiberglass salmon statue disappears, presumed to be heading upstream to find seven-foot female fiberglass salmon
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Now streaming live: ugly-ass pacific walruses
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(21)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Deadly blackberry fungus invades U.S. Experts suspect Bluetooth and WiFi behind plant's strategy
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(31)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Parental consent needed for bikini wax. "With one stern rip and a few days of healing, the pubic area and butt crack are as fresh as the morning dew and remain so for a couple of months"
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(200)
 
(Peterborough Today)
 
 
 
Man goes to make telephone call, finds white powder in coin return and sniffs it out of curiousity. Wakes up several minutes later stripped naked and surrounded by men holding their hoses
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Van Gogh killer sentenced to life in Dutch pound-me-in-the-sunflowers prison
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(148)
 
(PFK Fish News)
 
 
 
Today's useless world record attempt: A yoga teacher who wants to set the world record for swallowing live fish and snorting them out through his nose
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(43)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The only thing weirder than robbing a storage-unit facility is using a tree limb as a weapon to do it
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(38)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Warning: This thread may contain peanuts
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(68)
 
(WPHerald)
 
 
 
Probably the only time you'll see the phrase "insertive anal intercourse with ejaculation" in a UPI article
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(238)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Civil libertarians question legality of subway searches, Jarod's diet
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(410)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
NBC, aware of the shiat that's been on its air waves for years, decides it's time for a bowel cleansing
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(101)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Introducing SFW Fark. Hopefully better than alcohol-free beer or caffeine-free Mt. Dew
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(279)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Time to stand still on New Year's Eve. For one second, we'll get to live like Dick Clark always does
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(37)
 
(The Herald, UK)
 
 
 
Only weeks after two subway bombings, three youths of "Middle Eastern appearance" go to train station in zombie masks. Hilarity ensues
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man stops payments to freeze his sperm. Estranged wife picks up the tab. Goo goo ensues
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(89)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Shuttle cameras catch mystery piece of debris falling off Discovery during launch (with pics)
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(249)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Cusack will always be Lloyd Dobler
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(181)
 
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
"She said, 'I'm not feeling you up.' I told her, 'My husband's been feeling me up for 40 years. I know what that feels like when someone's feeling me up'"
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(161)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Canadian customs agents forced to sift through porn entering country. Will read it for the evidence. Honest
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(130)
 
(eians.com)
 
 
 
Simulated sex with a cat, comments on men's genitalia becoming more common as Bollywood gets a little dirty
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austrian police find $16 million worth of cocaine at Vienna Airport's lost-and-found, wonder why it went unclaimed
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(57)
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
A quick drink brings some good vibrations as sex-toy vending machines are installed. Who needs a bag of nuts?
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(47)
 
(Manchester Online)
 
 
 
Following terrorist acts, British police adopt, "shoot anything that moves" policy. Will watch tapes of LAPD officers to see the experts in action
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(389)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New "Do Not Call" list means dead people won't have to worry about telemarketers, junk mailers. In other news, dead people don't worry about much of anything anymore
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(45)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Country music star Mindy McCready charged with identity theft, admitted to hospital for drug overdose. Sometimes the songs just write themselves
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(79)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Actor William H. Macy left handcuffed and naked after key goes missing
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(62)
 
(Boxing Scene)
 
 
 
Evander Holyfield planning heavyweight comeback at the age of 43. Says he tried to stay retired, but once you've been bitten by the boxing bug, it's hard to say no
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Voltron, Defender of the Universe" returns in another effort to utterly obliterate "Transformers." Michael Bay cringes with fear
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(258)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bring on the leeches. Case of plague reported in New Mexico
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "How Did They Ever Get a Grant for This?" Department: Researchers discover wining and dining best way to woo women.
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(98)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
F-16 fighter jets patrolling space-shuttle launch (with pics)
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ringling Bros. circus to donate money for elephant herpes research. Dumbo wants safe sex
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Building on the success of Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, Mel Gibson to release it in Mayan. Conservative followers of Quetzalcoatl expected to turn out in 10s
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(104)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mexico launches nationwide genetic mapping project; hope to have all 106 million citizens gathered together at the Lopez family barbecue this Sunday at 2:00 p.m.
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(60)
 
(Some halftard)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who" vs. "Star Trek"
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(145)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Several groups interested in acquiring the Squirrel Point Lighthouse. Fark not mentioned as one of the groups
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Truck carrying nine cases of TNT overturns on highway just outside Seattle. Cops plan to remove it after they finish their lattes
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Discovery lifts off successfully. Neilsen ratings indicate 98 percent of the viewing audience tuned in to see if it would explode
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(267)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democratic party to firmly be for something, as soon as the polls telling them what it is are completed
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(1072)
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange house built in a farkette's neighborhood
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(94)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Yet another mom arrested for having sex parties for her son
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(154)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Living la vida meshuggah: Ricky Martin finds that wearing an Arab headscarf with the phrase "Jerusalem Is Ours" in Arabic does not bang with Jewish fans
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(200)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana town suffers rash of ram vandalism. Perp claims that "sheep are evil and destroying our country"
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Deep-sea expedition being led by scientists solidly planted on terra firma as an unmanned submersible pokes around the Lost City hydrothermal vents -- a forest of limestone chimneys on the ocean floor
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(28)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA's Cassini spacecraft records very creepy sounds from Saturn
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(138)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The dumbest sports rules of all time
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(281)
 
(MySanAntonio.com)
 
 
 
Victim calls police to report stolen pot
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rugby player livid after false announcement of pope's death ruins his penalty kick
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(26)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
NASA geeks drooling over a chance to save Earth from a 1,000-foot asteroid that may hit in 2036
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(83)
 
(GarrettsDC)
 
 
 
Attention D.C. Farkers: Fundraiser for Susan Torres (pregnant woman in a fatal coma) this Thursday evening (7/28) at Garrett's in Georgetown
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(24)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Sony BMG confirms it's been providing major bribes to radio stations in exchange for airtime for its pop acts
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(207)
 
(Finance24)
 
 
 
Beer prices predicted to fall in seven-month price war. Drunks everywhere appeal to Rumsfeld to extend the war further
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
5.6 quake hits Montana. All local bears and popes collectively shiat in woods
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(138)
 
(Phear My Cars!)
 
 
 
Photoshop some other interesting ways cars could "evolve." Link goes to inspiration
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Group known as "Raging Grannies" plead innocent to trespassing charges after storming military recruitment center, demanding to enlist
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(59)
 


Mon July 25, 2005
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Top five celebrity meltdowns
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(190)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Golf rage on the rise. Happy Gilmore wanted for questioning
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(55)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Professor thinks seaweed should be on every plate in America -- says he's especially fond of dried seaweed
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(67)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bowling-ball technology has wildly advanced recently. They've even invented one that smells like bubble gum
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(32)
 
(NASA Multimedia)
 
 
 
AudioEdit things you might hear at a future NASA engineering conference
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(10)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
NYC police have some bad news for the person who thought his attache case would be safe if he chained it to a fire hydrant across the street from a courthouse
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