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Sun July 10, 2005
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cheap-ass cereal hall of fame
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(132)
 
(980 KFWB)
 
 
 
In the 1980s, France defeated the most powerful enemy they could handle: Greenpeace's unarmed boat. Yet, they still got caught & punished by the warlike New Zealand
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(168)
 
(Surfline)
 
 
 
Surfer catches a 33 minute, 10km wave to break world record (with pics)
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(48)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
PLASTIC POPO: DOLL COP - Small Oklahoma Town Fights Crime With Weird Makeout Doll Cop Thing
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Philips develops razor designed to help shave your kiwis. (SFW flash)
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Museum reports theft or disappearance of weapon made from human bone. Skeletor unavailable for comment
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Celestial Drops - water featuring "improved fractal design," "infinite levels of order" and "high energy and low entropy" - are BS
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rodeo queen dethroned because she refused to wear turtleneck in 100 degree heat. What a bunch of bull
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(64)
 
(Some Pinhead)
 
 
 
John Basedow's head doesn't fit his body. His cranium is small too
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(115)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Florida schools trying new approach: Do your homework, behave, get your parents involved, or get the hell out
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(110)
 
(GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: Traffic signs we'd like to see
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(185)
 
(Some Girl)
 
Weeners
 
Hot guys in their tighty whities (not safe for work)
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(73)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Father and son arrested for stealing stamps. Police knew they would eventually lick the case and put the perforators behind bars.
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(46)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Today's box score from Pamplona: Angry Bulls 4, Slow Tourists 0
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They like to watch it, but they can't do it: Even as food culture booms, most Americans can't cook
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(265)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for vandal wielding a chainsaw. Police warn he may also be armed with a boom stick
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British hospital pulls out all the stops in celebration of its thousandth organ transplant
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(45)
 
(Mohave Daily News)
 
 
 
If you want to run with a gang, you have to expect to get cockshot once in a while
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson so stoned that he forgets to perform songs from his new reggae album
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(79)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Film reviewer names kid Toshiro Lucas McWeeny. Congratulations, it's a geek
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(76)
 
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
Neighbors determine that man was really freaking out, since getting hit by a car didn't seem to slow down the paranoid ranting one bit
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Elton John's party guests told not to speak to him unless spoken to first. The bitch is back
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: How life would change if your favorite movie prop really existed
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(149)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury Secretary eyes Canadian Oil. U.S. to "find" poutine of mass destruction within weeks
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(233)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The top 10 downloads of the past 10 years. How many are on your computer?
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(274)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ice cream maker embarrassed after its new slogan, "Once tasted, never forgotten" is unveiled the same week that 14 people are hospitalized after eating its ice cream
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
...tation
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(215)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Three men, dead from gunshot wounds, drive into parked car
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists debate possibility of telepor...
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(53)
 
(Sunday Herald)
 
 
 
Actress in woman-centric oral sex scene says that it isn't her pubic hair seen on the film, because she was actually wearing a merkin
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(82)
 
(News America Now)
 
NewsFlash
 
Newsweek outs Karl Rove as CIA leaker. Bush vows to invade Karl Rove
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(1122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hot babe at the river, links like this deliver (Not safe for work)
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next surgical breakthrough may come from some crud that secretes from a frog's back
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(37)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle troll to be honored with his own street
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Skateboarder clears Great Wall of China. His parents still hope he'll jump the basement stairs and move the heck out already
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lamp post
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(91)
 
(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Two punks pick wrong home to break into, get .357 reminders
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(317)
 
(Some stout guy)
 
 
 
I'm a little teapot, short and bought, for three fifty, or about, here is my handle, and here is my discovery that I'm a rare 1876 antique
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(41)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
UK paper reporting Britain and America are secretly planning to withdraw troops from Iraq
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(227)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"I'm sure there are some Quiet Riot fans who found the whole cheesy nightmare entertaining, but, to be perfectly blunt, most of the crowd didn't"
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Collection of optical illusions
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(205)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass stump-tailed macaque with man hands born in India Needs a mommy
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(39)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Deep Impact probe reveals comet covered by powder, still no word on the theorized sticky bud core
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health screenings begin near DuPont factory; local residents pleased to have non-stick digestive systems
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(41)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Air Supply finally comes to Cuba. Coming soon: Food Supply, Medical Supply, Auto Parts Supply
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(68)
 


Sat July 09, 2005
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teachers using Harry Potter to help teach science to middle schoolers. Cue objection from religious groups accusing them of witchcraft in 3...2...1..
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(102)
 
(Some Blockbuster)
 
 
 
Pretty decent Breakout game, with customizable levels. Great way to aggravate your carpal tunnel
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fourth plague-carrying kitty discovered in Wyoming. Increasing Boobie links would fix this problem
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British school to ban schoolgirls from wearing skirts. Kittens rejoice
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(72)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
UN report argues that "the possibility of technology growing beyond human control must now be taken seriously." Skynet unavailable for comment
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gallery of the Absurd - Gossip Fueled Art
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Paula Jones to do a publicity stunt at the Clinton Library now that all the money's gone
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(72)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Students refuse to buy a single song from Napster
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(181)
 
(national zoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby giant panda born in washington. Baby giant ? (w/webcam)
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congressman unopposed for reelection seeks $10K each from lobbyists to celebrate his "birthday". Has Washington no shame? (last item)
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(92)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man robs bank so that he can return to federal prison. Is dismayed when judge sends him to state prison instead
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(31)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bored student proposes to girlfriend-classmate during final exam, receives F in Romance
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(65)
 
(Eisenhower)
 
 
 
Theme: Caskets are boring. Spruce up your pine box
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(87)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Things you would not expect to find at a Microsoft conference: Billy Beer
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(26)
 
(Some wine-o)
 
 
 
"Cups are a major must. We like to believe that we can always fill out the dress." Want to be a beauty queen, here are some tips for those pointers
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Notepad Invaders (link fixed; hello Rob)
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(96)
 
(wric.com)
 
 
 
Three strippers arrested, charged with battery after spanking the snot out of truck driver during birthday bash
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Birmingham England city centre evacuated due to new bomb threat
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(349)
 
(Southern Illinoisan)
 
 
 
In a unique role-swap, man barks at dog, is arrested. Jailarity does not ensue
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(28)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Russian gunsmith designs spiky toothbrush to scare hooligans off
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(50)
 
(MSN Money)
 
 
 
Google wins one for the fat-fingered typers of the world
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(84)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Usual: thieves steal TV, computer, jewelry. Unusual: they also take box marked "Fred's Ashes."
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley CEO refuses $25 million salary. Demands that he only be paid for performance
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(142)
 
(Salina Journal)
 
 
 
Town mall implements 6pm curfew on teenagers, wonders where all their business went
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mill Owner to town: "We were the largest employer in this town until your incompetent firefighters botched their jobs. We may rebuild in a town that has firefighters that know what they are doing."
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burial for 3 million chocolate bars as an extortionist claiming to have poisoned seven bars snickers
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(79)
 
(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Man robs Krispy Kreme wearing goggles and a trash bag on his head (w/ artist's rendition)
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(66)
 
(eMediaWire)
 
 
 
Toronto to hold UFO conference. Plans on demanding full government disclosure of UFO information, just like every other UFO convention for the last three decades
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add a little excitement to this picture of a cosplay cutie
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(112)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle thrilled that pirates will be returning to Seafair festival, even though they were previously kicked out for kidnapping a woman, presumably to plunder her booty
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(42)
 
(Green Bay Press-Gazette)
 
 
 
Beer-barrel game in Kewaunee County ends in injuries
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(66)
 
(The Memory Hole)
 
 
 
Army developing Snow Crash for real. Your brain wants a firewall
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(134)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's daughter charged with trying to smite her husband
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(124)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Panty snatcher captured again after victim remembers that her pizza delivery guy was caught with 850 panties in a recent, well-publicized case
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(65)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unemployed, unmarried, 20-year-old father of six who drinks 72 bottles of beer a day has booked himself in for vasectomy. The Sun is there
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crazy kayakers paddle south behind Dennis
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(24)
 
(WTVF Nashville)
 
 
 
21-year old husband, 17-year old wife? Check. Two kids? Check. Public argument? Check. Wife-slapping? Check. Return gunfire to groin? Checkmate
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(136)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Secret chatroom on the internets allows British banks to communicate immediately after bombings. £o£
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(51)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Elephants mimic truck, tie-fighter sounds
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parrot with walnut-sized brain grasps the concept of zero. Results for Jessica Simpson still pending. That's the news for parrots. Now, the news for wombats
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(77)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Massachussets starts paying families $1,500 a month to look after elderly relatives at home rather than dumping them outside seniors' homes and driving away while leaning on the horn
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(49)
 
(Some Commuter)
 
 
 
Todays giant sinkhole in a major metropolitan thouroughfare brought to you by the numbers 295 and the letters MD
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(37)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Teenage punks go on rampage in New York church, pee in holy water, leave bike skidmarks on expensive rugs. Mug shot goodness ensues
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this recliner and his best friend
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's no crying in baseball, and there's no baseball in the London Olympics. Will be replaced by extra cricket and competitive Jamie Oliver bashing
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(153)
 
(Red Bluff Daily News)
 
 
 
School's spartan statue sieged; spear shattered. Senior shenanigans suspected, says superintendent
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guns and steamrollers - together at last
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newspaper discovers for high school graduates, summer equals drinking. Often starting in the afternoon, or as some call it, amateur hour
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(45)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Studies show that newborn dolphins don't sleep for a month after they are born. Observed waving glow-sticks and listening to techno
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(48)
 
(TFer Atvar)
 
 
 
Hurricane Dennis discussion thread
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(399)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal unable to get its bear-ings causes fur-y in Connecticut as it paws-es outside downtown stores
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(37)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Minnesota budget battle may end with lawmakers wrestling in tub of sauerkraut
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(35)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Ahh, the circus. The big striped tent, the smell of roasted peanuts, calliope music, and the 8000-pound elephant rolling into the stands
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(29)
 


Fri July 08, 2005
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Would the owner of the abandoned 44-car train with engine running please return to your vehicle? The San Diego police will tow it away soon
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tubby drug dealer hides cocaine in the folds of his abundant flesh
source: clarkecountydemocrat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nuclear power plant worker loses job after getting caught sleeping on the job. D'oh
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NBC11)
 
 
 
Rugalanche!
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looking for really scary movies. What scared you?
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(657)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disguised "Frankenpine" cell phone tower approved for Adirondack Park. Can you hear me now, hikers?
source: wetmtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston collapses on movie set. A visibly shaken Omarion asks for your prayers
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(The Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
More than 12,000 fans beg Lindsay Lohan to eat a sammich (with slideshow)
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Man puzzled by false crime reports sent to neighbors, employer that claim he is wanted in Mexico for attempted rape of cow
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(45)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jury rules that tenants can be evicted for smoking even if the lease does not prohibit smoking
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(138)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police respond to fight at apartment complex, find two bongs in toddler's room. Oh, and an alligator
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(32)
 
(Softpedia News)
 
 
 
Venus, Serena Williams fighting over chance to become bisexual hookers
source: news.softpedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this amateur boxer
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge rules woman doesn't have standing to sue city to remove religious decorations just because she is offended
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(356)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poker champion Doyle Brunson all in, bidding $700 million for World Poker Tour
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(97)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove herself wrong, Catherine Zeta-Jones issues a statement saying her stalker will never be famous
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(51)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
How does a duck cross the road? With police escort
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Granny was really packing in case anybody interrupted "Matlock." Movers find live grenade in deceased woman's couch
source: selmatimesjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man plans jump over Great Wall of China on skateboard
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's contestants for Parents of the Year: The couple who hired a stripper for their 16-year-old son's birthday party. "We even had grandpa there"
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(127)
 
(Useless Knowledge)
 
 
 
"Exile is a much better alternative to the death penalty and is more cost effective than housing (perverts) in prisons...Exile is humane and would even be entertaining"
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(242)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Girlfriend dumps boyfriend. Boyfriend throws his pole back in the water by giving her Eminem ticket away
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth to replace Howard Stern. In other news, Infinity broadcasting employees falling out of corporate offices faster than company stock
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(117)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
MTV to re-air Live 8 concert... without commercials or VJs
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees fan drops two balls hit right at him
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(135)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Boy who slam-dunked his hands right off now has hands back on, is happy and knows it
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Using 2600+ post-it notes, man creates likeness of Elvis on conference room wall
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bicycle sales skyrocket after bombings as Brits find out walking is hard work
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(159)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Magazine editor doesn't believe his columnist's assertion that the Tour de France is the most difficult physical challenge out there, decides to send the out-of-shape, over-50 columnist to bicycle a leg of it... just to be sure
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(113)
 
(adn)
 
 
 
Man trying to escape "evil cloud"chasing him turns the wrong direction on a one way street hitting 5 vehicles, in other news cocaine is a helluva drug
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(95)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man facing child-enticement charges because he paid children money to mock him for being fat
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these battling beatboxers
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
County government in South Korea wants more beachgoers, offers discounts to women wearing bikinis. Women activists get their panties in a bunch
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(139)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sues Massachusetts to protect his constitutional right to get wasted on private property
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(383)
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Britney clamps down on Cletus's overspending. Apparently, beef jerky and Cheetos really add up
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(225)
 
(webindia123)
 
 
 
Commuters get stung after truck overturned and released up to one million bees. Bumbling officials quickly swarmed the area to clean up the mess
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(57)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge has no idea what a lap dance is, so lawyer offers to take him on a fact-finding mission at local strip club, claiming strippers are experts in penal code
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(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British WWII sniper steals mittens from Christmas tree to keep his fingers warm, apologizes to the family 64 years later
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(85)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
Cop, accused of sexual harassment, cleared after internal affairs measures his "nightstick"
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giant rattlesnake in West Virginia believed to be between eight to 50 feet long
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(166)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Turkish village suffers huge monetary loss after 1500 "stupid sheep" play Follow the Leader into 15-meter-deep ravine. Ewe submitted this with a punnier headline
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(83)
 
(Sublime Rhyme)
 
Boobies
 
These two girls put that bed to the test -- click the link for Melissa Midwest. Although I now think with that name she's a dork, I feel I should warn you, this is NSFW
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(301)
 
(Reflector.com)
 
 
 
As much as the media likes to freak out about shark attacks, more people are killed every year by a much sneakier enemy: Falling coconuts
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The most disgusting aspect of capitalism: Hundreds of people stuck in London and the hotels triple their prices
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(635)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Rare, ugly-ass snow leopard cubs born in Denver (with pics)
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(72)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tugboat-racing fan
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
R&B singer Omarion, who happened to be in London today, but was not injured at all, wants his fans to pray for him. Doesn't mention any of the dead or wounded, or the fact that he was in "You Got Served"
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(281)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Church has one million bees in walls; problem grows so bad that honey oozes through walls. They need an old beekeeper and a young beekeeper and a whole lot of waffles
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(87)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Cobra once tried to use "pogo technology" against G.I. Joe. A look at some of the stupidest toys ever created
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(239)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Montana state troopers told to stop one vehicle an hour for the hell of it
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(136)
 
(bye.bye.beach)
 
 
 
When he shows up, you know the weather is going to get interesting. Jim Cantore is at Pensacola Beach. Run for your life
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(152)
 
(Asahi News)
 
 
 
Japanese may have created HIV vaccine, no tentacles involved
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Proving that God doesn't like NASCAR, tornado rips through Atlanta Motor Speedway
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(137)
 
(19 action news)
 
 
 
Man tries to break at least one of the commandments while dressed in a robe stolen from Jesus
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(27)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Four geese terrorize elderly man
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(66)
 
(KEYE)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against immigrant who bought a stolen social security number, used it to join the Air Force and fight in the Iraq war
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(167)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of city beggars are professional, Guangdong survey says
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Turns out even fish can't resist a red-light district when they want to mate
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(44)
 


Thu July 07, 2005
(The Specious Report)
 
 
 
This year to be one second longer. Multiplied by the 6,452,384,783 people on earth, 2005 to have extra 204 man-years. Or 1,788,264 billable hours for attorneys
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(66)
 
(KSDK)
 
 
 
In Missouri, which ranks third in smokers per capita, not one dime of the tobacco settlement money has been spent on what it was intended for
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(85)
 
(Valerie B)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar and Eddie Van Halen almost beat the crap out of each other at the last Van Halen concert. Your dog wants David Lee Roth back
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(165)
 
(NBC 30)
 
 
 
Today's "naked man arrested while strolling through town" story brought to you by Litchfield, CT
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(32)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Tourist destination officials fed up with visitors relieving themselves outdoors, so they've started publishing photos on website
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(41)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The richer you are, the less pain you feel when you die
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(72)
 
(NBC17.com)
 
 
 
Hall and Oates tour postponed after Daryl Hall is diagnosed with lyme disease. All eight fans ticked
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(108)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Simple obituary of man with no money and no family inspires friends, co-workers into action
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(88)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
You know your annual "counterculture festival" is deader than the Sixties when it has its own post office, cafe, two daily newspapers, pizza delivery
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(134)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Better than eminent domain: Approve this development or go to jail
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(92)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Man completes his fourth cross-country trip in a golf cart
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fireworks
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pineapple extract, used to clarify beer, could also cure cancer, thus earning it title of "world's most useful substance" on two fronts
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(46)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Boy calls 911 over 40 times from cell phone, tells them how much he likes ice cream
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(113)
 
(katc.com)
 
 
 
Thieves steal fiberglass statue of Colonel Sanders. Reportedly holding him ransom for the secret herbs and spices
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(57)
 
(LG2 Inspiration)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the epic struggle between a man's wang and brain over what to do with a lady friend
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New link for the London bombings (old comments link loads very slow)
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(768)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old professional martial artist can kick your butt, remember when Cokes cost a dime
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(75)
 
(Some Pagan)
 
 
 
Modern-day Stonehenge in New Zealand. Now you can sacrifice goats down under and come up with other fake uses for this big rock calendar
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do you or your significant other snore so loud you could wake the dead? Here are some treatment tips
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(109)
 
(www.ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Missing a 50¢ cotter pin, massive ferry crashes into marina (with pics)
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(128)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Few people take advantage of "Cinderella Man" refunds, afraid of being assaulted by Russell Crowe
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(73)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Husband attempts Tarzan escape through window after wife locks him in room to keep him from drinking with friends, ends up more like George of the Jungle
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(34)
 
(Some Farker in Drag)
 
 
 
Bank robber in drag caught in South Carolina. Maxwell Klinger unavailable for comment
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(37)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Chinese amusement park charges half price for women in mini-skirts
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Statue of St. Anthony of Padua, patron saint of lost and stolen goods, has been stolen from a British church
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Repo men take the truck with the melons, decide they don't want the melons, neither does the person they took the melons from, but court says they have to pay $1,300 for the melons
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guide to the stages of the Tour de France
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(62)
 
(Intel)
 
 
 
List of the most unwired cities
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(139)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Township looks to require all cats to be kept on leashes. Jerry Mouse rejoyces
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(153)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Unseen force fells trees and kills birds in Russian woods. Aliens suspected
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(91)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Deal reached in NHL lockout
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(360)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an evolution picture of inanimate objects. Link leads to example: "Evolution of Man"
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(139)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The didgeridoos and didgeridon'ts for playing one of Australia's most pun-prone instruments
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(79)
 
(seacoastnews.com)
 
 
 
Man charged in sandcastle destruction
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(208)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Same story, different thread. Continue London bombing discussion here
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(1686)
 
(Astrobio.net)
 
 
 
The early blunders of extrasolar planet hunting
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
London hit by multiple explosions -- more than 30 killed
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(2004)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Talking wine label could soon tell consumers in Italy everything they want to know about a particular bottle. Don't like what it has to say? Just put a cork in it
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
London hit by multiple explosions during rush hour. Tube shut down, one bus reported destroyed
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(397)
 
(LaCrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Driver missing a tire, and large chunk of her right front rim tells police everything is fine and she wants to continue driving home
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(150)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
OJ and friend attacked by OJ's ex-girlfriend who lost her head. "Ironic" tag explodes
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man takes a knee and sets himself on fire to propose to girlfriend (with pic)
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(61)
 
(Daily Liberal, Dubbo)
 
 
 
Neighbors find illegal brothel hard to swallow, say that it sucks to have men coming and going all the time, blowing their money across the pretty face of the neighborhood
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A pool, a fool and a duel
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(47)
 
(PopSci)
 
 
 
How to convert a backpack into a WiFi hotspot
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Energy fields are now being used to repel man-eating sharks. Sharks believed to be enquiring about fitting "laser beams" to their frickin' heads
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New hamburgers "grown in laboratory." You don't want to know where they're growing the new hotdogs
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(77)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SportsByBrooks/Fark Party in Paris, France. Tonight at 8:00 p.m., l'Académie de la Bière. Drew and Brooks will be there
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(61)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Amazon's 10th birthday may lead to Harrison Ford, Moby or Jason Alexander showing up at people's doors
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another five billion of your tax dollars handed to Halliburton. It's good to have connections
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(376)
 
(NBC4 Washington)
 
 
 
Today's "naked bicyclist attempts to elude police" story brought to you by Chantilly, Virginia (with pic)
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(68)
 
(Blogcritics.org)
 
 
 
The 13 most overrated songs
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(452)
 


Wed July 06, 2005
(Motley Fool)
 
 
 
That call to Dell support will soon more likely be answered in Oklahoma than in Bangalore
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(164)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Basketball playing panda double dribbles ugly-ass twin cubs
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(11)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Footvolley: Combining the worst parts of soccer and volleyball
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(41)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Tanzania has begun the crackdown on companies selling sub-standard toilet paper
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Outdated weaponry in modern warfare
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 20 things we learn from our mothers
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(77)
 
(Farktography)
 
 
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 9: Planes, trains and automobiles (boats and motorcycles, too). Link goes to NEXT week's theme. PLEASE read first post
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(340)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs personally calls father of 15-year-old killed in iPod theft to offer condolences
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(200)
 
(Some Physicist)
 
 
 
Warning labels to be inserted into physics textbooks
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(312)
 
(Some pharm bot)
 
 
 
Life of a Chinese MMORPG gold farmer
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(123)
 
(it's SFW)
 
Boobies
 
A typical "Boobies" thread on Fark (abbreviated)
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A camp for gamers
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(46)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
If you're the chief advisor about anti-social behaviour, it's best not to swear, boast about your binge drinking, and imply that ministers would do a better job if they were sozzled
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(30)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Tropical Storm Dennis on his promotion to hurricane
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It seems giving out baseball bats at Astroworld was not such a good idea after all
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(36)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Mother Nature, too busy hitting Florida with hurricanes and California with earthquakes, neglects to hit any trailer parks with a tornado this year
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(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prince Albert admits he had a child with a stewardess. Also admits it would have been better to put it in her can
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(71)
 
(GameIndustry.biz)
 
 
 
China opens clinic to treat online gaming addiction. To get in, talk to the town shopkeeper, who will ask you to bring him the Lost Rune, which you can trade in for a key the clinic
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(47)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's forecast calls for mild temperatures, some high scattered clouds, and a 70 percent chance of meteorologist outsourcing
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(25)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Joe Morgan, an inexplicably vocal critic of fellow second baseman Ryne Sandberg, decides to snub his Hall of Fame induction ceremony as well. "Dumbass" gets nod due to absence of "Classless"
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(125)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pastor goes to jail in China for printing Bibles, which only a state-approved agency may do
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(231)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Left-handed human race to make the world a better place
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(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A healthy baby girl is born in the U.S. after spending 13 years in frozen suspension as an embryo. Doctors are confident she's be fully thawed by 18
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(88)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Archeologists discover another four-thousand-year-old Stonehenge
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(37)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Boobies
 
Tonight at nine on A&E: Boobies
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(88)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man tries to buy house from woman at three times the asking price, contractually tried to get six sex acts in return. Pervert obviously not master of his eminent domain
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(104)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drug dealing really may be rocket science
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(104)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Women athletes are like domestic appliances -- many colors and sizes, new models perform tasks that were impossible a few years ago and some men will never know how to handle 'em
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(92)
 
(This is London)
 
 
 
New beer to reduce effects of aging, make people look hotter than they really are
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(63)
 
(Some Chic)
 
 
 
In an attempt to let his inner child out, biking Bush collides with biking officer, taking them both out
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(321)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judith Miller, the New York Times reporter that refuses to identify source, does not pass Go, does not collect $200
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(303)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim sentenced to 12 months for perjury
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(212)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Phoenix Zoo
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: At the redneck country club...
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(81)
 
(PBS.org)
 
 
 
The Southern accent explained
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(794)
 
(Lake Country Reporter)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than a religious evangelist on your porch is a naked, screaming evangelist on your pier
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Couple may have found a "Dunlap broadside," one of the original copies of the Declaration of Independence
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(80)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vice-Admiral James Stockdale, Vietnam war hero, vice-presidential candidate, dies at 81. Spent seven years as POW in Hanoi, tortured, refused to co-operate with anti-U.S. propaganda, won Medal of Honor
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(258)
 
(Techdirt.com)
 
 
 
Equifax chairman says it's un-American for you to see what they know about you
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(186)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The guy who was an Indian, then Captain Picard, then an Indian again then not an Indian again is ready for his exam
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Antenna stripper dolls
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(56)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Report shows that, in an emergency, it's smart to disobey authority
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(109)
 
(Femalefirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd turn down £100 million offer ($175 million) to tour the States
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(284)
 
(Daily News Tribune)
 
 
 
Second-degree assgrabbery, a threat of sorocide and a woman passing out drunk in the middle of asking for directions: Just another day in Waltham
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(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Customers go postal when mail clerk is no longer allowed to wear colorful ties because it's against U.S. Post Office rules
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(68)
 
(Trek Today)
 
 
 
William Shatner, being the most qualified expert in contemporary science (cough cough), to explain the science of Star Trek
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Problem: Forty percent of death sentences are overturned in federal court. Solution: Eliminate apeals to federal court
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(696)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Funeral home allows man to be laid out in easy chair with football highlights playing
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(153)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Airliner collides with a cow. Air France surrenders
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German pilot lands small plane on top of speeding Porsche. Unfortunately, it wasn't a stunt for a movie
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(88)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
US Airways cuts free pretzels from flights to save $1 million per year
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(178)
 
(News America Now)
 
Boobies
 
Paris Hilton gets undressed in German TV commercial (sfw)
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(263)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Today's "hundreds of protestors wearing nothing but their underpants" story brought to you by Pamplona, Spain
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(58)
 
(KRQE News 13)
 
 
 
"A-hole of the Year" to be awarded to whoever fired bullet upward into Albuquerque sky during Fourth of July celebrations. Gravity returned bullet earthward, striking 11-month-old baby in head
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(642)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Marijuana advertisements, if they were legal
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(88)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Beer delivery man makes half-million dollars playing pro golf
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
London get the 2012 Olympics. Paris surrenders
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(521)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Three U.S. automakers gearing up for price war. Quality war, fuel-efficiency war and crash-safety war will be fought sometime in the future
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(265)
 
(Pablo Picasso)
 
 
 
Pregnant belly-painting competition -- six years olds not allowed to compete
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(41)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Tao of Whoa: Test your knowledge of Keanu Reeves
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
It's been a while since we had a naked-dude-in-a-professional-office photoshoot. Not safe for work
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Oh, to be that recliner... (not safe for work)
source: clickfourteen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Steve," the Hungarian-speaking parakeet is missing. Old woman who sat and talked to him all day despondent
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Girl rescued after sleepwalking to top of 40-meter crane
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(70)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Oompa Loompas
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(76)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man gets fifteen days in jail for double-parking his car
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(54)
 


Tue July 05, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guys Gone Wild? Man arrested for exposing his breasts
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(87)
 
(KTNV-TV)
 
 
 
Glass bridge being built across part of the Grand Canyon will give you a view 4,000 feet straight down
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(138)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
British inventors make car that runs on less power than a light bulb
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(WHAM-TV)
 
 
 
To prepare for "spiritual warfare," church installs a missile and asks parishoners to dress in fatigues. With video
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(216)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson believes she's psychic and can predict the future, plans to continue making "I Dream of Jeannie" movie anyway
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, PA lawmakers set their sights on dog seatbelts
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When designing an energy-efficient building, make sure it uses less electricity than the old one it replaces
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(91)
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Small town fireworks display ends abruptly when errant fuse sets off entire show at once (with video)
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush responds to his own call to do something creative with the flag by sewing a patriotic puffy dress
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(127)
 
(Some Cowboy)
 
 
 
Herding 200 wild horses through a city -- what could possibly go wrong?
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a free lunch, unless you work for Google. The world of the employee discount
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(207)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
When a tanker truck full of gas drives through your neighborhood, do not throw bricks and firecrackers at it
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(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart says she hates her tracking bracelet but admits in interview she can take it off at any time. "You can figure out how to get it off," she says. "It's on the Internet. I looked it up"
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(162)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch employees -- fired for smoking pot, sleeping on the job and urinating on factory roof -- reinstated by court because company gathered evidence against them with hidden cameras
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(105)
 
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Canadian "Treasure Island" for sale after owners realize the only way they're going to get any money out of it is to sell it to the next starry-eyed naif to come along
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(62)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis city courts will experiment with stun belts to control some defendants
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(53)
 
(Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
"Scapegoat" blamed for breaking courthouse windows in South Carolina
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Have a spare €500,000? Establish yourself as a feudal lord by buying the UK's Knockalla Fort
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(52)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Democrats expect big election gains in Iowa as 50,000 felons get back the right to vote. State Republicans to even things up by importing corporate executives
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(566)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hitting their target market like a ton of breasts, game developers release game consisting entirely of virtual-reality strippers
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turn your doberman into a poodle with a doggy disguise kit
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(37)
 
(SmartMoney)
 
 
 
Planning a little home remodeling? Here are 10 things your contractor won't tell you
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how well various Winnie the Pooh characters would play basketball? Sports Illustrated writers evidently have a lot of free time on their hands
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(57)
 
(Some Canuck)
 
 
 
Theme: Canadian propaganda
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(99)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Publisher sets up "geek elite" society, complete with entrance exam based on one's knowledge of comics, video games and other obsessively dorky hobbies
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(246)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Money picks the top 50 breweries in the country... Colt 45, PBR and Natty Lite surprising absent
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(333)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton wants to get married in Westminster Abbey. Not fazed by fact that only British Royalty can do this, or that her skin will blister upon entering a church
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(245)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Shell Oil uses their heavy corporate pressure to ban renewable fuel info booth at festival; brings hired goons
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(195)
 
(Gazette.Net)
 
 
 
Minor league fans break record for fake-farting. Ick
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(43)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Man tries to convince court that stress of September 11 attacks caused him to go an three-state bank robbery spree
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disney to remake "Snow White" for China, replacing the dwarves with Shaolin monks
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In another attempt to get even more ghetto, Mickey D's has asked P. Diddy to design new threads for its employees
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
From the Tremendous Waste of Money Department: Insurers offering £1m insurance to swimmers in case they are attacked by the Loch Ness monster
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(40)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh fan catches three foul balls in 15 minutes; will start at shortstop for Pirates tonight
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Des Moines residents and commuters freak out when giant carved eagle disappears from neighbor's lawn. Nearby pink flamingos smirk with satisfaction
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(39)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man calls for an ambulance to use as his designated driver more than 50 times in year. Jailarity ensues
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Blind man drives into mall through sliding doors, calmly drives around for five minutes, then leaves through a different exit
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(88)
 
(VNUnet)
 
 
 
US Department of Energy plans to protect nuclear sites with phasers and security guards in red shirts
source: vnunet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man goes to prison for obstruction of police duties after jumping into river and saving swimmer whom the police were also trying to rescue
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(275)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
In a rare act of coolness, AOL puts up the entire set of Live 8 performances for free download, selectable down to a specific artist and song
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(310)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong takes the yellow jersey in the Tour De France as his Team Discovery wins the team time trial
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(321)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attorney says Secret Service stole his client's thoughts. Donnatella Versace prepared to introduce new line of tin foil hats
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man uses electric underwear to fake heart-attack symptoms
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman pleads with world to be on the look-out for her dangerous, 70-year-old escaped turtle. "He will attack drain pipes and lawn mowers -- he loves hitting things"
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(59)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new design for Washington's state quarter (link goes to blank)
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(89)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested after making more than 4,400 calls to directory assistance and telling them obscene stories just because he was lonely
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
An entirely new species of dolphin has been discovered living in Australian waters. Tastes good on sandwiches with a bit of mayonnaise
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(60)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's good to be Spare. Prince Harry's teacher wins cheating case against Eton College
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner decides the third X-Men movie won't be complete without a brand new mutant... er... sex mutant
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(319)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wooden iPod. Case modders surrender
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(118)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Man ignites fireworks in his basement. Hilarity ensues
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for the 2005 World Stupidity Awards
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(137)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Students crawl into record book, hospital
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party in Paris, France. July 7th, 8:00 p.m. at L'Académie de la Bière. Drew and Brooks will be there
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees come back from blowing six-run lead to win for Steinbrenner's 75th birthday. No cameramen were hurt while filming this game
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: The last photo I took before it was too late. (Link goes to inspiration)
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(91)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E bravely ventures into the seedy world of hotel room pay-per-view movies, porn, video games and guest surveys; runs up a $200 tab
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
125 questions scientists don't know the answer to. Fark nerdheads asplode in three... two... one...
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Rock yards of the '70s are still around."There were actual cases where people concreted their yards and painted them green." Makes more sense than a lawn
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(78)
 
(MCall)
 
 
 
Volunteers sought to flush toilets at new Michigan State stadium to ensure its plumbing sucks as much as Duke's
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(31)
 


Mon July 04, 2005
(WSTM)
 
 
 
Man decides to check out house under construction in middle of the night, discovers covering up large holes in floors is done at the finishing step of construction
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Swedish parliament legalizes looking up skirts
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(88)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Asshats campaigning against ready-to-drink alcoholic beverages
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(124)
 
(Ventura County Star)
 
 
 
Teen overcomes dyslexia to earn 4.0 grade point average, still gets high at 2:40 and asks his girlfriends to 96
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(104)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
North Carolina man surprised to be attacked by alligators while swimming in pond. Signs around pond warning people not to disturb the alligators would tip most people off
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(58)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Steal wi-fi...go to jail
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(259)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Public flogging sparks human rights outrage. If only he had used the safeword
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biotech firms' attempts to combat pollution include mercury sucking cottonwood trees
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(66)
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
Dakota Fanning: "I'm like Maggie Smith, but with a stripper name"
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(104)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Takeru Kobayashi wins hotdog eating contest by consuming 49 dogs in 12 minutes; promptly heads to the nearest bathroom to celebrate his glorious victory until tomorrow morning
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(92)
 
(Real Tech News)
 
 
 
How big is your ecological footprint?
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(345)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish police have their hands full as clowns riot in Edinburgh
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(82)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
This year's International Cherry Spitting Championship became a travashamockery as people from one family win four divisions, the youngest a three-year-old in the five-and-under
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Complex solutions to simple problems
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(97)
 
(MosNews)
 
 
 
Boy tries to pose as his sister to take university entrance exam. Might have gotten away with it if he hadn't drawn so much attention to himself with massive fake breasts as part of his costume
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(58)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Ugly ass sacred white buffalo born. American Indians hold pow wow. (w/pic)
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's "Echoes" album sales went up 1343% from the previous week thanks to the Live 8 reunion
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(357)
 
(SI.Com)
 
 
 
SI's 25 most revolutionary athletes
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(367)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lingerie stores teaching their staff to assist younger and younger female customers, because some girls are now starting to grow breasts as early as six years old
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(242)
 
(Hartford Advocate)
 
 
 
College football player puts his copy of team's playbook on eBay. Hilarity ensues
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(43)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Russian astrologist to sue NASA to the tune of $300-mn for screwing up her horoscope
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(78)
 
(TriCities)
 
 
 
Tennessee Minutemen patrol the streets in search of illegal aliens.
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(654)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Tijuana is planning fashion makeover for its street vendors
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(35)
 
(New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Good at your job? Meet the man that can castrate a rooster in thirty seconds
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How real men knit
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
French village refuses to surrender to lack of broadband, becomes own ISP
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(46)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Happy Fireworks.
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy with a missile)
 
 
 
July 4th spectacular: Photoshop this guy who built his own Patriot missile
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(124)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman nearly dies after eating nothing but 15 bags of potato chips a day for over three years. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
China opens official "internet addiction" clinic. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, virginity
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Church asks Jacksonville city council to ban baggy pants, gold teeth in hopes improving the citys image
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(139)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Those wacky Estonians reign supreme once again in the wife-carrying world championship
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(29)
 
(Seppuku)
 
 
 
Farker has endured this "on hold" music for five years...
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(35)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pur riting causts takspayers $260...#244...$236...lotsa muney eech yeer
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mount Fuji in the evening
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Showers cause brain damage. Here comes the science
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(141)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Millionare replicates the first trans-Atlantic flight with no navigation equipment in a wooden biplane
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(60)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
At least half the residents of Hong Kong have no idea how to have sex
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(128)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If you were at the airport in Keflavik, Iceland last week and thought that guy performing in the terminal was Bruce Springsteen, you were right
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malaysia's pygmy elephants being fitted with teeny-tiny tracking collars
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(30)
 
(Tele-Forum)
 
 
 
Mom flies flags of all four US military branches - because her children have been represented in all four.
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(95)
 
(Some Zipper Guy)
 
 
 
Suck on a Squirrel Nut Zipper
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(71)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Gallery of celebrities at Live 8 with their mouths open, holding microphones, looking silly
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(115)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
NASA remembers to use metric, Deep Impact makes First Contact
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(415)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the world's first plucky single-mom peguin becfore NBC makes a sitcome based on her life. With cute-ass photo
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(62)
 
(realcities.com)
 
 
 
Applebee's says it may have found source of fingertip in salad ... someone's hand
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news guys, 2.76 inches is now "average", says study
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(332)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man clicks on wrong button, thinking he's entering $10 online poker event, winds up in World Series of Pokes Satellite game. Oops again as he qualifies
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(70)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Toyota employee admits to setting fire to 80 cars. Dateline takes note
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