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Sun May 29, 2005
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hundreds of wack jobs flock to see Jeebus in a Fort Worth ghetto apartment's window. Frosted candle holder sales skyrocket at Fiesta SuperMercado
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(284)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Climbers expedition to celebrate 40th anniversary of rescue team ends by needing rescue
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(25)
 
(RTE.ie)
 
 
 
Passenger's smelly lunch causes flight diversion
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Fourth graders spark intrastate barbecue war by suggesting that the Lexington Barbecue Festival be named North Carolina's official food festival
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(63)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man who planned long distance "walk against crime" on stilts arrested for fraud
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(25)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Seeing as this is a Volkswagen Beetle, one of the most terrifying cars ever to be driven by a geriatric, you gotta ask yourself just one question: Do I feel lucky? Oh. You do?
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(48)
 
(Some Failure)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Doomed to fail
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(136)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Steakhouse chain founder Morton dies at 83. Your dog is in mourning
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
There are times when farting is a bit more embarrasing than usual. For example, when you are on live TV
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(115)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oh, oh - Girls just wanna have rent-controlled apartments
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(76)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Papua New Guinea's leader sells his shoes for $5,000, raising Papau New Guinea's gross domestic product to $5,028
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick comes in fourth place in the Indy 500. Oh, and some guy wins his fourth race this year or something like that
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(345)
 
(The Green Head)
 
 
 
The incredible hovering lawn mower. It's not a hoverboard, but it's close
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(92)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You will vote "yes" or you will vote again. And you will continue to vote until you get it right
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(296)
 
(UPN34)
 
 
 
California court rules you can't ticket chickens for crossing the road
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two grass sledders -- they could at least use a horse to pull them
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not leaving until the TV is fixed
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(66)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Massive sea search, prompted by discovery of clothes on beach, called off when three naked men turn up to explain the hilarity
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(30)
 
(THE DAILY RECORD)
 
 
 
So where is the cute, little, pesky, long tailed tree-rat? Mother nature reclaims squirrel adopted by cat on second attempt
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(100)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
List of sexy scents to get you in the mood. Strangely, neither William Shatner nor sausages make the list
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(78)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Former drunken-driver invents steering wheel with skin sensor that prevents car from starting when driver is drunk
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(53)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A brief history of hoaxes
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(115)
 
(Helena IR)
 
 
 
Go for the food and the fun, but stay for the lecture on Alien Mind Control Techniques
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why does MTV hate America?
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(603)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
A $200 tank of gas may add to hybrid owners' air of superiority but it won't stop people from driving
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(138)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's one thing for a politician to give a fiery, impassioned speech. It's quite another to burst into flame during an interview
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(41)
 
(ContactMusic)
 
 
 
James Spader to sleep with William Shatner in upcoming Boston Legal episode. And lo, the seas did run red as blood, and the moon became black as sackcloth, and there was a great weeping and gnashing of teeth
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone busted for DWI and suspicion of possession. Four-hour consipracy film about the situation to ensue
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(48)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe cops set fire to squatter homes, leaving thousands homeless in order to "drive out the trash"
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone fisherman
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(82)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger busts up neighborhood street to film commercial of him fixing it
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(75)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Why the mainstream media would be better off if it dropped its liberal bias
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(470)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three teen girls arrested for running a prostitution ring
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this empty train car
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Old and busted: Anna Kournikova....New Hotness: Maria Sharapova...(SFW)
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(149)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Catholic church uses beer to recruit priests, shots of Cuervo for parish
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best pizza delivery tip ever
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(288)
 


Sat May 28, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom charged with hiring stripper for 16-yr-old son's birthday; Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay unavailable for comment
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(131)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gordon claims Danica Patrick has unfair advantage at Indy due to her low weight. Gentlemen, start your whining
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(434)
 
(Trinidad Express)
 
 
 
Drunken bar patrons lay siege to house after homeowner has audacity to ask someone to unblock his driveway
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(69)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
London man commits suicide by barbeque
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to kill a flying bat with a sledgehammer
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(82)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man sets out on pilgrimage to visit 1,000 bars in one year
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(41)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cast of "The Breakfast Club" to reunite at the MTV Movie Awards. It's social -- demented and sad, but social
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "oil is running out" story. I want cold fusion
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(160)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Burt Rutan's White Knight now working for DARPA
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists conduct study to find out why garlic is so pungent. Next they'll tackle why sliced bread is so great
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(44)
 
(American Forces Press Service)
 
 
 
Home Depot offers 10% Memorial Day weekend discount to all military, veterans, and their families
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian state bans balloons based on the research of a nine-year-old girl
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(59)
 
(superlicious)
 
Boobies
 
Red shirt and jeans - needs a sammich *not safe for work*
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(238)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer-mad Israeli troops barge into Palestinian home to catch the Champions League final between AC Milan and Liverpool
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(115)
 
(Redmond Mag)
 
 
 
10 of the coolest jobs ever
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the station canopy at King's Cross
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(75)
 
(TheLocal)
 
 
 
Swedish Bishop breaks into neighbor's apartment to turn off their stereo, which was blaring incredibly bad music at the time
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(65)
 
(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Hit and run driver pepper sprays victim so he can't get his license plate number
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(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Big Ben, the landmark London clock renowned for its accuracy and chimes, stopped ticking for 90 minutes. Your Londoner wants time
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(109)
 
(Some Austinite)
 
 
 
Reminder: Austin Fark party tonight at 6pm, Cedar Door Downtown
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(36)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Microsoft tells users to uninstall Netscape 8, saying it could cause IE problems. In other news, your shoe's untied
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(272)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl trying to bowl
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former MLB pitcher Rick Helling is mistaken for Count Dracula during minor league baseball game, and gets impaled by wooden stake while pitching
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(55)
 
(Rocky Mnt.)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby gorilla born at Denver Zoo (with pic)
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(37)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Corporate IT departments becoming smaller and less technical
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(175)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Indiana police offer, for a limited time only, a year of TotalFark for every drunk driver you turn in
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(114)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hooters Air is expanding. Joboo has heard your wishes, has taken your rum, and has given us more airborn boobies
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(80)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Pentium-D debuts with amazing dual-core technology capable of Warp 9, nifty holodeck
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(139)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
First-ever Seattle heat warning has been issued. A 92 year-old lifelong Seattle resident plans on keeping cool with lots of iced tea and a few gin-and-tonics
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(128)
 
(pal-item.com)
 
 
 
If you have outstanding warrants, fake plates, and drugs in the car, don't call the police to report a UFO
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 24-hour carwash
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(72)
 


Fri May 27, 2005
(adn kronos international)
 
 
 
The mother of all campaign slogans: "Vote for Rafsanjani and we will have nuclear bombs"
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(205)
 
(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
Former college running back runs from police. Had weed firmly in his hand but at first contact with officer fumbled it. Hopes his cellmate hits the hole as softly as he did
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(29)
 
(Melbourne Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Juvenile delinquent who terrorised his neighbours with a chainsaw was banned yesterday from wearing a cap or hooded sweatshirt for five years
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orson Scott Card nails it
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(1068)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Zach quickly becomes the most unpopular kid in his grade 4 class
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(101)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a failed attempt to boost Yankee revenue, Derek Jeter gets busted trying to fence machine guns
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(34)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
When taking risque photos for a calender, don't take them at an elementary school
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
ESPN basketball analyst Dee Brown says he's going to name his son after Darth Vader. In future news, ESPN basketball analyst Dee Brown's son got his ass kicked at school again. (bottom of article)
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(40)
 
(www.wral.com)
 
 
 
After serving 35 years in prison for stealing a $140 black and white TV, man is finally granted parole
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio's investment in rare coins lose $10 M, but its Star Wars memorabilia collection is doing fine
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(65)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Angry woodpecker protects himself from his reflection. "One guy's been in here three times already because he keeps forgetting to cover up the mirrors"
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maine woman wins contest, gets to meet Celine Dion. What the hell kind of first prize is that?
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp builds 150-foot structure to shoot Hunter Thompson's ashes. All in 3.3 seconds
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(72)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Does your daughter have what it takes to win the Mongolian Cow Sour Sour Yogurt Super Girl show?
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(27)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Asshat parolee tries to burn off his ankle monitor with lighter fluid. Hilarity ensues
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(28)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Its big, its yellow, it has flashing lights, it has a siren, it has a loud horn, yet somehow someone managed to hit it
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(77)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
"The culprit responsible for depositing dog dung next to Inkatha Freedom Party leader Mangosuthu Buthelezi's bench...is in all likelihood a security dog"
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(16)
 
(WSJ)
 
 
 
Getting into day care is getting harder for today's dogs
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boston drivers really do suck. Here comes the science
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(121)
 
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Eddie Albert Dead at 99. He's off to his Green Acres in the Sky
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(129)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
London's smallest apartment--a converted storage closet--has been rented out for US $ 1065 a month
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
2,000 years after their civilization was wiped off the face of the Earth, Carthaginians are still fighting Roman propaganda that claimed they sacrificed babies
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former porn star accused of swindling banks. Was heard to say that for once, she wanted to takes a shot at the money
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the ultimate showdown between the creepy Burger King and Quaker Oats guy
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(93)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Chemicals from hundreds of common products now linked to male genital defects, including small penises, undescended testicles, ability to sing Thriller
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(83)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Religious sect must demolish giant pink teapot. Not expected to be easy due to it being quite short and stout
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(31)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Artist looking forward to making kids cry with his new billboard that states plainly that Santa does not exist. "Santa gives more to rich kids than poor kids"
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(372)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
Trial begins over death that was caused via the 'chubby bunny' game
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(cat)
 
 
 
Vancouver Fark Party, May 28 @ 8:00 p.m., Taxpayers (LGN, DIT)
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(84)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Buxom backyard bikini babe bound by bogus babylonian behest becomes billet-less by brazen boroughsmen
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(87)
 
(Town Talk)
 
 
 
You're driving with stolen property and pot in your car when you see some cops. Do you: 1) drive by and mind your own business, or 2) put your head out the window and cuss the cops out?
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Saudi King Fahd hospitalized, Saudi Arabia may or may not be in a state of alert. Media covering all bases with vague statements
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(125)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Student voted 'most likely to assassinate President Bush' for yearbook. Secret Service not amused
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(212)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuit over penis potion is swelling with new victims, now firming up into class-action lawsuit
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(50)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Majority of online news items have a lifetime of just 36 hours. Unless, of course, it gets turned into a Fark cliche, in which case it will live forever and a day
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British doctors' group backs banning long kitchen knives
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(249)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Inspired by their fear of losing sight of Kylie Minogue's breasts, group aims to hook together 90,000 bras. May take weeks for guys this socially inept to get them all unhooked
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman poses for nude pics for her boyfriend. They break up. Boyfriend posts them on Internet, pretends to be her in sex chat rooms. This, of course, is Yahoo's fault
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(259)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Power company ordered to pay damages to boy who bypassed razor wire and climbed electrical tower, resulting in a severe jolt and a permanent afro
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(161)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Naked banker jumps out of bushes at female jogger. Female jogger happens to be off-duty police officer. Hilarity ensues
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's female teacher having sex with 15 year old student comes from (wait for it...) Clinton High School, Arkansas
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(180)
 
(Morning News Online)
 
 
 
Reason #1 why it's a bad idea to stick a loaded gun down one's pants
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(62)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's ball-squeezing, sex-deprived woman is brought to you by the fine folks in Travis County, Texas
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(216)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Most male crickets sing to their lovers before mating. This one just leaps on any unsuspecting prospect - male or female, has recovery time of 18 seconds (with pic)
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(71)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Furor erupts at high school after students portray President Bush as...Groucho Marx?
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(371)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New report from the Department for the Obvious claims that open houses lead to theft
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tantrums, outrageous demands, stupid agents - just another day in the life of a celebrity cow
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(27)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
North Korean scientists take time away from nuclear schedule to develop healthy kids candy by combining seaweed, beans, carrots and sesame seeds
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Northern Colorado Fark Party Tonight 6pm at Red Feather Lakes. Drew's helping a friend celebrating the grand opening of his restaurant, come join us
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(11)
 
(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Asshat kills self 4-wheeling in conservation where motorized vehicles are banned. Clearly the conservation authorities are at fault and need to be sued
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(139)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man under house arrest claims his dog ate the electronic tag attached to his ankle
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(36)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Taxi robber shoots himself in foot, literally
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(23)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Northwest Airlines to get rid of free pretzels on flights. Fuel-saving plan of gliding in on landings soon to follow
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(102)
 
(TheStreet)
 
 
 
Pfizer and your mom looking into Viagra-Blindness relationship
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(67)
 
(DeansPlanet.Com)
 
Boobies
 
Lindsay Lohan appears in public wearing black bikini, officially comfirming she is no longer a hottie (site NSFW)
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(575)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings sold to a man named Zygmunt Wilf for $600 million. Plans to have defensive line beat up all the kids who mocked his name growing up
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(68)
 
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Australian guilty in Indonesian drug smuggling case. Sentence of 20 years for posession of pot. In other news, sentence for bomber of Bali nightclub that killed 202 people: 30 months
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(507)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
124 pound catfish loses 9th life
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Harley-Davidson memorial
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(108)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One lucky soda drinker will win a trip into space this summer. Willy Wonka's factory tour surrenders
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(85)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Construction workers having trouble explaining how they accidentally dumped tons of concrete on a five-story apartment building
source: cbsnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some GPS)
 
 
 
Suspect wife or girlfriend of cheating? Buy some of these panties with GPS built in (99)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Music store managar convinces Alzheimer's patient that she will play the organ better after she buys nine of them
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(101)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese soldiers from WWII found in Philippines; claim they came out of hiding to see how that damn Star Wars saga ends
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(108)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
And the envelope for the most bad-ass dentist goes to the man who extracted a tooth from a polar bear
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
300,000 people displaced, have their homes destroyed, and are jailed for protesting all because the olympics are coming in 2008
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(229)
 
(Some Believer)
 
 
 
Theme: God's voicemail
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Country club debating membership for lesbians, but only if they use rope to swing at the ball
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(152)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Plane hits skydiver, lands in tree; both pilot and skydiver walk away relatively unscathed. "I meant to do that."
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cambodia's royal cows predict good harvest
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(28)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Big Brother 6 is set in a house surrounded by Spy Gnomes
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(57)
 


Thu May 26, 2005
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
When delivering a brand new Ferrari, make sure the man you're giving the keys to does, in fact, work for the dealership and is not just some random guy in a suit and tie
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(49)
 
(Ehowa)
 
 
 
Photoshop the business end of an A-10 Warthog
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(109)
 
(UPN34)
 
 
 
Winemakers gone wild
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(58)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Due to marriage cap old man has to let first wife go in order to bring in one who can cook. Remaining wives take note
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(95)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
'Is this all you f...got' are apparently the last words of a man right after he was shot by a crossbow in the chest
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(93)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Divorce court rules that parents can't expose their child to "non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals," e.g., Wiccan. Lawsuit-alarity ensues
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(395)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Worst superhero costumes evar
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(114)
 
(Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for having sex with the hottest girl in Spartanburg, South Carolina (pic)
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(287)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Cubs pitcher hurts himself sitting in a reclining chair
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In a shocking blow to conventional wisdom, researchers find that stupid moms have stupid babies
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologists create lifelike model of Neanderthal woman. Sharp knees aren't her only problem. (With pic)
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(164)
 
(United States Patent Office)
 
 
 
A 1975 patent for combover. May explain Shatner in "Star Trek: The Motion Picture"
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(35)
 
(Hornell Evening Tribune)
 
 
 
Bad: getting your tongue stuck on a frozen dessert. Worse: managing to do it on Air Force One while seated with President
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sims creator develops virtual evolution game. Not available in Kansas
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge saves the jurors from being forced to see Jackson's genitalia
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(46)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Mattel sues Quebec restaurant over name "Barbies," claiming it gives customers the impression restaurant is staffed with women with 40-inch busts and plastic smiles
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(35)
 
(ConsumerAffairs.com)
 
 
 
The Governor of Pepsi -- err, California -- Arnold Schwarzenegger slammed for product placement in political commercials
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(56)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Cities try to pressure property owners into cleaning up their act by posting large signs on rundown, vacant houses identifying the owners and how to contact them
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man with a megaphone
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(86)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Deaths resulting from Newsweek's report on the imaginary Koran flushing may be just as imaginary
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(114)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Movie charms Cannes audiences with lines like "You poop into my butthole, I poop into your butthole"
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(81)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's unintentionally funny article brought to you by nj.com: Firefighters put out blaze in cockloft
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(43)
 
(WXIA)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your box full of hand grenades, these kids have found it. Inquire at Atlanta PD
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona school officials get suspicious after noticing that 85 kids ride the bus to school every day from a border town with a population of only 65 people
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(83)
 
(Boston Phoenix)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get injured in suicide bombing, sue Iran and win $259,000,000. Step 2: Lay claim to Iranian antiquities in American museums when Iran doesn't pay. Step 3: Prof... what do you mean Iran doesn't own them?
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(68)
 
(KXAN)
 
 
 
New pants-soiling stormchaser video discovered from 1999 Moore, Oklahoma F5 tornado
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(152)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Man scratching off lottery tickets in a Rolls Royce Corniche ends up driving into the ocean
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"These dogs traveled thousands of miles looking for a new home and today they were put on display for all to see. The only problem is, they speak Chinese"
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British firm introduces in-car toilet. Don't nobody go in the back seat for 35, 45 minutes
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(79)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
Man gets thrown in jail for wearing Grinch mask in public for no reason. His rectum grew three sizes that day
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(161)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Senate considering formal apology to Native Americans. Indigenous groups welcome new bills, except those with Andrew Jackson on them
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(326)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
If you're a gang trying to cash 34 fake checks in pairs, try to use more than two shirts among you for your disguise
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(17)
 
(sbsun.com)
 
 
 
Investigators close case on 1969 Altamont stabbing, set their sites on 80's "Where's the beef?" mystery
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(80)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
I, Shaq the Sheriff?
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(134)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman suddenly discovers that a cell phone on a stick is not standard shower stall equipment and neither was the periscope
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(148)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Red-faced bank robber caught after dye pack explodes while he was looking in the bag (with pic)
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(124)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Chernobyl nuclear disaster has spawned a generation of "mutant" super-brainy children. I for one welcome our radioactive superlords
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(285)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Baseball coach resigns after pulling out his bat and balls, asking players "if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina''
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(166)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this frozen cowboy
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(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
$500,000 lawsuit looms over five-foot strip of land next to cottage where Ian Fleming wrote first James Bond novel
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small town police rule out possible gang activity despite the words "Girls Still Poop Too" being spraypainted on wall two times
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wildflower, thought to be extinct for 60 years, spotted in California. To be displayed next on the dashboard of some hippy's VW
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(44)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Pompeii to sell food in the style of 79 A.D. First reviews indicate that it tastes an awful lot like ash
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(74)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
"Hero hackers" shutting down fraudulent phishing websites
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(178)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When visiting a police station after committing a string of robberies, do not stand next to your own Wanted poster
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(20)
 
(KFOR)
 
 
 
Cryogenically freezing your car will make it last for a million miles, get 120 miles per gallon. Or you could buy a Honda
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(125)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman's ear falls off while she was drying her hair
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(84)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Man takes 40 foot plunge with four-wheeler trying to avoid train. Picture shows he lived to cry about it
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(71)
 
(Defence News)
 
 
 
Helicopter lands on top of Mt. Everest: That is a record that won't be broken
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(137)
 
(Soulshine.ca)
 
 
 
U2 turns down $12.5 million to feature song in a commercial out of fear of seeming pompous
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(154)
 
(Kentucky.com)
 
 
 
You have elevated your graduation to legendary status when it involves elephant crap
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Republican congressman who called for french fries to be called Fredom Fries® flip flops and now says U.S. went to war "with no justification"
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(665)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lovely summer day
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank you for calling suicide hotline. Our hours are 9-5. Please call again
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(96)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Work dispute has Finland running short of toilet paper. Hoarding ensues. U.S. considers massive relief airlift codenamed "Brownout"
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(44)
 
(Tuscaloosanews)
 
 
 
Fed up with fourth graders, teacher distributes essay to class describing how he hates his job and the children's "animal" behavior
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(182)
 


Wed May 25, 2005
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Apparently dissatisfied with today's lack of quality, nostalgic thieves steal historic sex toys from brothel
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(24)
 
(WhiteHouse.gov)
 
 
 
President George W. Bush: "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." (Applause)
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(693)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biologists dismayed when fisherman sends 1700-pound rare turtle to zoo in exchange for Mercedes
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(45)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Women standing at bus stop pretty damn surprised when man in full Darth Vader costume jumps out of car, struts around menacingly, then opens robe and flashes his willy
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(66)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Tubby Florida sheriff in trouble again for promoting deputies that failed law-enforcement exam
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(39)
 
(MacLeans.ca)
 
 
 
Alcohol reduces production of breast milk, but makes for a fabulous White Russian
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(35)
 
(4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42)
 
 
 
"Lost" season finale discussion thread
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(738)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man borrows books, DVDs, etc. from library and sells them at flea markets. Defense attorney: "Does my client look like he's ever been to the library?"
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(43)
 
(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
It's probably not a good idea to show up for a school field trip beligerent and smelling of booze, especially if you're the bus driver
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(30)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Georgia consumers first to test new RFID credit cards, known as "blink cards" for their ability to allow identity theft in the blink of an eye
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(116)
 
(Steves Digicams)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lunchtime delivery
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(114)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Grinch goes for nuclear option, sics Chinese military on toymaker
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(24)
 
(WTHR)
 
 
 
As of now, people are having a civil discussion about whether a statue of two deer having missionary-style sex is art or not (with pic)
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(173)
 
(Some guy)
 
 
 
New York Times to cut 190 jobs, mostly from the fact-checking department
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(138)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against student who parachuted guinea pigs from his eighth-floor window
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(100)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Video-game voiceover actors strike for higher pay. Mark Hamill figures if it doesn't work out, he can always push for another "The Guyver" sequel
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(152)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
75-pound crab sculpture stolen from Baltimore supermarket. "We think it may have been abducted at mallet-point"
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(64)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Christians outraged over "Saudi Doody," a new children's show airing on Arab television. "Mr. Hussein's Neighborhood" and "SpongeMohammad SquareTurban" not far behind
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "250 cats found in squalid conditions" story brought to you by Waukesha, WI
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(89)
 
(theindychannel)
 
Video
 
Bad to the last drop. Woman robs convenience store with a cup of coffee
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Have you been looking to buy a submarine or two? The Canadian Navy would like to talk to you
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(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il wears 4.5 inch heels. No word on matching handbags
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British broadcasters can now make TV shows about sex with animals
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man trapped in elevator for 13 hours can't call for help because the elevator phone bill was not paid
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(63)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
College professor calls religious believers "moral retards," compares religion to oppressive regimes
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(1273)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Motley Crüe sues NBC over weakened sales. Crappy music from has-beens not cited as cause
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(119)
 
(KLTV 7)
 
 
 
Man decides to take a break out of the sun under his truck. On a beach. High tide ensues
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(82)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
San Francisco experiencing shortage of children. Apparently, the Pied Piper of the Bay ran them all off by playing the skin flute
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(257)
 
(About.com)
 
 
 
In an attempt to supress Paris Hilton's practically unheard of commercial for Carl's Jr., TV watchdogs have given the commercial and the fast-food chain national attention
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(190)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man arrested for burglary after footprints in the snow lead police to his front door.
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(24)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man goes from 1,100 to 530 pounds and still smokes a pack a day. And he is bound to sit next to you on your next flight
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lateral Thinking Puzzle No. 100! Now with special anniversary goodness. LGN DIT
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(595)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rare set of identical quadruplets born; expected to appear in Playboy in 2023
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(131)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California considers putting a cancer warning on cereal, olives, potatoes, bread, almonds and even prune juice
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(149)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
U.S. continues pressuring Japan to accept beef after 17-month embargo. If negotiations fail, America may consider slipping them some roofies
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(74)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Two men steal Range Rover from showroom floor. Police follow trail of parts, apprehend suspects
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Runaway bride could face five years in prison for cunning stunt
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(226)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amnesty International calls Guantanamo "gulag of our time." Other than the minor "over one million civilian deaths" quibble, of course
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(1184)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: British suffer from a humououour deficiency
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(148)
 
(The More You Know)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely PSAs
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(106)
 
(cbsnewyork)
 
Video
 
TV producer interviewing Burt Reynolds about movie admits he has not seen said movie. Reynolds: "What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP." (with video goodness)
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(208)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
First world pigball match to be held in Moscow (pic)
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(39)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Discussion thread for champions league final
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(343)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Lincoln, Nebraska Neighborhood Alliance wants to ban upholstered furniture from porches
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(171)
 
(One Eyed Pirate)
 
 
 
Blackbeard's loot being hauled from the murky depths... ARRR...
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 119 days, lawyer wraps up longest legal speech ever, but probably not soon enough for the client paying him by the hour
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(91)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
This dog can sniff out cancer from urine samples. Your dog licks its own butt. Jealousy ensues
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(42)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Soccer fans furious after being forced to look at women in bikinis
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tobacco store employee raises eyebrow, giggles with revenge when customer attempts to pay for purchase with employee's own stolen check. Muhuhahaha ensues
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(59)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Reverse caption contest -- photoshop pics for the phrase "He who laughs last..."
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(51)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the hot Russian chick you were emailing and isn't really who she says she is, and the money you sent her wasn't really for "very expensive medicines to support her condition are necessary"
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(131)
 
(Honolulu Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Hawaii waterpark builds wave machine, painfully unaware that patrons can ride free ones two minutes away
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Illinois man hauls in slimy, scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling scavenger of world-record proportions. Lionel Hutz surrenders (with pic)
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(81)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Woman escapes rapist because she's greased to the gills
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal government requiring schools and federal agencies to set aside time to learn about the Constitution every September 17
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(223)
 
(wdsu)
 
 
 
Alumni are shocked, shocked I say, to learn of high school's Playboy-themed party
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Crazy Frog ringtone reaches the top of the charts in the UK, where the only thing less important than dental care is a taste for real music
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(165)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
"Barry Bonds is hooked up to life support, is hallucinating and is speaking only in Latin"
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(110)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Crisco and toilet seats keep a class from graduating. What kind of stuff did you try to pull in the last weeks of high school?
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(165)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomers discover giant planet 15,000 light years away. Astronomers on that planet probably now looking at Earth, assuming it uninhabitable due to all that ice
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(116)
 


Tue May 24, 2005
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of California houses are worth at least half a million dollars
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(319)
 
(WND.com)
 
 
 
Leprosy now being imported to U.S. by illegal Mexicans. Vicente Fox says it's only because blacks won't do such a menial job as carrying leprosy
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(115)
 
(News4)
 
 
 
Colorado brewery unveils Gonzo Imperial Porter in honor of Hunter S. Thompson, cautions you may see huge reptiles after consuming it, but they can be overcome by massive firepower
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(64)
 
(Bleeds Blue)
 
 
 
Plan to revitalize L.A. downtown approved. To be called Anaheim Downtown of Los Angeles
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(70)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Florida government agency has robot blow penis under highway
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(64)
 
(Key West Citizen)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Key West Governmental proposal
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(90)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA to put laser in orbit around moon, remove ugly "CHA" lettering
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(107)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Pizza parlor tells woman that she is a "crazy old coot" and wouldn't deliver pizza to her home. Woman proves them right by calling 911 20 times and assaulting the police when they show up at her door
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(ABC)
 
 
 
House approves stem-cell research bill
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(196)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Take a page out of the Bush playbook, North Korea says it won't rule out a preemptive attack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian girl saves British rail company hundreds of thousands of dollars, offers to give a percentage to Americans if they would only reply to email
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(53)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Sheep saves farmer's life. June wedding likely
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(24)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
So far, only 21 people in Vancouver have signed up to receive free heroin for a year. 136 more are wanted by November
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two stoners leave their $150,000 stash in a rental car, then try to claim it. Policeman says, "Idiots. That's what works for us"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian group to end nine-year boycott of Disney over gay issues; set sights on Clay Aiken
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(Post-Gazette.com)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Obviously when the Levitra girl calls, you drop everything"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for driving a crowded car, claims they are a family of clowns
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"WARNING: SCIENCE WITHIN" stickers removed from Cobb County, Georgia high school text books
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian study finds that ADHD has a link to obesity. You can now blame getting fat on not listening properly in school
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Quench your paranoia about not being prepared for upcoming disasters with 400,000 Russian gas masks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you do if you're a parent upset over the treatment of your children by other students? A) Talk you your child's teachers. B) Confront the children. C) Ram your minivan into the front of the school bus
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(Some Newspaper)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound man receives his black belt in kung-fu
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(97)
 
(Gazette Times)
 
 
 
Truck driver forgets to secure gate on trailer full of sheep before taking off down highway. Hilarity ensues
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Giant hardcore dominatrix teddy bear banned from street festival (with pic)
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(Phillyburbs)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for man who was running around downtown naked except for a Zorro mask
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(Physorg.com)
 
 
 
Scientists unravel secret world of elephant communication. Heard mumbling something about "last Rolo" and "payback's a bitch"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is link No. 1,500,000
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Lawyers say the two America West pilots should not be charged with impaired flying because they could still walk, talk, see and hear. In other news, you don't need a brain to fly a plane
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Students hack into district computer to improve their grades, grades of all 18,697 students in the district. Hilarity ensues (fourthone down)
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(WKRC in Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Graduate gets new car. Unfortunately, his parents wrecked it on the way to the graducation ceremony after leading police on a chase before crashing into a house
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(Some Nine-Fingered Guy)
 
 
 
Elsewhere in today's detached finger news, 2 million folding chairs recalled because four collapses have severed sitters' fingers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors tell woman she's too fat for X-ray machine, send her to local zoo
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(172)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police department really looking forward to getting its own SWAT monkey
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(36)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Hayden Christensen says he is quitting acting. Apparently considers what he had been doing 'acting'
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(227)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
NC pastor defends sign at church that reads: "The Koran Needs to be Flushed." Muslims in an uproar -- some even delay scheduled beheadings to voice complaints
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Hotel's decision to stop selling alcohol at wedding reception results in full-scale riot involving riot police from four different agencies. "It was already an ugly scene but when the cops got there all hell broke loose"
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(74)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Makers of the Roomba robotic vacuum introduce its mopping counterpart, the Scooba. Vicente Fox promptly makes comment about jobs that not even the Scooba would do
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(Ledger-Enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Court clerk injured by cat that eats the snakes that eat the rats that live in the courthouse that Jack built
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(31)
 
(MosNews)
 
 
 
In today's detached finger news, drunken man sleeping on railroad tracks bites off finger of woman trying to rescue him
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(27)
 
(Lakeland Ledger)
 
 
 
Police consider filing charges after dirty dancing contest goes full nude during Puerto Rican Family Day
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Boobies
 
This gal is either in the shower or a holodeck. Boobies link sponsored by the Farkers over at Danni.com (not safe for work)
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Woman ready to blow the pants off Hollywood's lesbian elite (with pic)
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(96)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
Hackers are resorting to holding files hostage and then demanding a ransom of $200 to get them back
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(61)
 
(WBAL TV)
 
 
 
Neighborhood terrorized by rampaging cocks. "Neighbors have been left with a bad taste in their mouths"
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Activist whiners demand that Burger King remove Star Wars-themed Kids Meals because ROTS is rated PG-13 (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Germany's chancellor about to enjoy a nice cold BIER
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(98)
 
(WVGazette)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob hotel and fails, then checks into the next one down the block
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(10)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dress your dog up like Darth Vader. The Sun is there
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(55)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Belgians try to outsmart forgers by misspelling the name of the country on ID cards. Grate Britun may do the same
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(53)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Cons should get unlimited Internet access." Home Office says "no bloody way." No word on why this is even being discussed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interesting facts about alcohol, No. 21: Bourbon is the official spirit of the United States, by act of Congress
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Congressman from Alabama calls comments Bill Maher made on his show "treasonous" and wants his show canceled
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(741)
 
(Tri City Herald)
 
 
 
Man breaks into apartment, rents it to 11 people while owner is on vacation
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Northern Colorado Fark Party May 27th at Red Feather Lakes. Drew's helping a friend celebrating the grand opening of his restaurant, come join us
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq's al-Qaida branch says Zarqawi is wounded, urges extremist nuts to pray for his recovery
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(255)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Attention Ohio Farkers: Your beer may get more expensive -- your legislature plans to double the "beer tax"
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(70)
 
(macworld)
 
 
 
PalmOne acquires "Palm" brand name. In other news, your girlfriend now has corporate sponsorship
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(48)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Landlord surprised when tenant takes toilet (with pic)
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(82)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Another small plane violates D.C. airspace -- F-16 escorts consider target practice (with pic)
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(123)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington State licensing police peeved about vanity plate that slipped under the radar: C9H13N
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(302)
 
(Some Rocket Surgeons)
 
 
 
Drunk woman claims "none" when asked how much she had to drink, then falls off chair; man signs noise violation ticket "Jack Off" -- and other police blotter chucklers
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(83)
 
(Some Awesome Sport)
 
 
 
Photoshop these high-jumping footballers
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(64)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Not grrrrrrrreat. Voice of Tony the Tiger dead at 91
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(118)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Farmer surprised to find that someone had made a 50-meter-tall muscular figure out of matting and tacked it down over his paddock
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(35)
 
(WESH)
 
 
 
Man charged with poaching said he was only trying to protect his daughter when he shot alligator. He went on to add, "It was comin' right for us"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ernest T. Bass no longer a nut
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Poll shows only a few Americans are focused on filibuster issue. Majority not even sure who this Phil person is
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(432)
 
(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
Arrr, Jim lad... have ye seen Blackbeard's pissdale? This urinal be high, says I
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Horse bolts from its usual spot downtown, races for about a mile down Ohio freeway, surprising drivers and police. "He did run a red light, but I'm not going to cite him"
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(23)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
NASA technology reveals texts of Trojan Wars, early gospels and offers advice on how to buy a donkey
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(90)
 
(WDBJ7)
 
 
 
Senior prank at high school involves a gigantic "For Sale" sign, along with a swingset, being set up on the roof (with pic)
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(121)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China's 1.3 billion population is far too shy to talk about contraception
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(75)
 
(Kare11.com)
 
 
 
Man -- wanted on three outstanding warrants, using stolen checkbook, passport and wearing nice-looking stolen suit -- gets busted after failing to the pay $1.25 train fare
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(TimesOnline.co.uk)
 
 
 
Striking a blow for equality, teenage boys are now just as obsessed with their appearance as teenage girls. Your son wants liposuction
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(151)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three hospitalized after off-duty cop assaulted for wearing Red Sox jersey outside Wrigley Field. Which is really stupid, as the Cubs were playing the White Sox
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(95)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Caffeinated cola may make kids hyperactive. Captain Obvious strikes again
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finally, you can stop picturing your grandmother naked
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(Some Climber)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rocket-launching mountaineer
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(87)
 
(The State News)
 
 
 
75,000 people receive fake email from the president telling them to wish a girl he knows a "happy birthday." MSU's spam filter surrenders
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(61)
 
(Texakana Gazette)
 
 
 
Man suffers "facial trauma" after leaving a vehicle travelling at 60 mph to retrieve the cigarette he dropped
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(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two Jedi-in-training make their own lightsabers out of fluorescent light bulbs and gasoline. What could possibly go wrong?
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Birthday party blooms when HAZMAT team is called out after accidental fertilizing
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Selling bombs to cops pretending to be al-Qaeda will get you arested
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Senate reaches deal allowing some nominations to proceed while preserving the filibuster
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(351)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Next in the talent show, we have Marcy with her lovely rendition of "Stab My Classmate"
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(30)
 
(1000 posts or bust)
 
 
 
Official 24 season finale discussion thread -- you heard it here first
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(1543)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sex-ed comic for elementary-school girls turns into best seller after creepy buyers purchase nearly every copy
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(134)
 
(netscape.com)
 
 
 
Reality TV rejects: What happens afterwards
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FAA revokes license of pilot who flew too near White House
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(114)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teri Hatcher: "I'll do Playboy for $10 million." Playboy: "Deal... (pause)... Oh, we pay YOU?"
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(168)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
More and more guys favoring hugs instead of traditional handshake. Reach-around still taboo
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(146)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists say pleasant names trick the brain into thinking even the most foul odors smell better. Still no cure for Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, J.Lo
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(53)
 
(Access North Georgia)
 
 
 
Members of Bobby Brown's entourage stabbed in a restaurant owned by Sean "P Diddy" Combs. In other news, Bobby Brown still has an entourage
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(44)
 
(UPN34)
 
 
 
Guy who drove power drill through his forearm not upset when someone else gets the Dodge Dakota Ultimate Guy contest
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(43)
 
(LG Example site)
 
 
 
Theme: Take a modern mystery and turn it into a 1930s-style radio broadcast
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(32)
 
(Manitowoc Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer surprised when his new partner pinches his ass -- with his teeth
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(45)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
In a rare case of role reversal, some planet makes star its bitch
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(89)
 
(KMBC)
 
 
 
Downtown Kansas City covered in smog as 20,000 gallons of gasoline spill into the Missouri River. To be used as the excuse to take care of those pesky falling gas prices
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(83)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Police remind man that he can't just go digging up corpses whenever he gets hungry
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newsweek changes policy on anonymous sources. Probably just a coincidence
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(171)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Thirty-six percent of male Japanese cabbies claim female fares offered sex for a ride home
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(112)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elephant attack boosts sales at restaurant
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(19)
 
(Some Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Foreign language being used inappropriately
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(82)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists to create world's largest laser. Plan to use it to make Jiffy Pop, piss off professor
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(125)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly pronounced dead begins to talk
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(67)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Creation museum draws criticism from scientific community, especially that "Step 2" part with the question marks
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(1064)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Jersey test writers create football-based math question that doesn't add up. No wonder the Giants suck
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(163)
 
(The Caledonian)
 
 
 
Vermont: Where you deliver your date to prom in a tractor bucket (with pic)
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(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists determine how brain interprets sarcasm, plan to export technology to Germany and other sarcastically-impoverished nations
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another self-important "Top 100 Movies of All Time" list
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(314)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Grandmother, 57, gives birth to twins. That's like 400 in dog years
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(96)
 
(Yorkshire Today)
 
 
 
Bachelor party stunt results in brothers hitchhiking home naked
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(53)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Starting July 15, man who calls himself "Prophet Yahweh" will command UFOs to come down from the skies for the media to photograph, including one over Las Vegas
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(181)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Worker accidentally discovers an armadillo the size of a Volkswagen. Now that's good eatin'
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(105)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Iowa State students design the ultimate space muffin for NASA. Coincidentally, also goes down great when you're really, really high
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(60)
 
(KCTV)
 
 
 
Put on your jumpsuit, cover yourself in baby powder, get on the bus and start masturbating? Just another ordinary Sunday in Kansas City
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(93)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi's loss now at $4.4 billion, or $61 million a month for 72 months with no money down and no payments until June of '06
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(161)
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Dead body found in cemetary. Polish Joke Minister unavailable for comment
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(50)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
National Masturbation Month reaches climax on May 28th
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(112)
 
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Darth Vader robs Illinois movie theater
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(73)
 
(YTMND)
 
 
 
Give Darth Vader something else to scream "NOOOOOOOO" about
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(116)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Low flying airliner rips off house's roof
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sunshine study shows the skin can handle it, just like the liver can handle alcohol
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
According to the Chicago Cubs, email causes tennis elbow, in addition to lower mortgage rates and a bigger weener
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(34)
 
(Times Online)
 
 
 
British men lead the world by lasting 7.6 minutes when making love. Turkish men give the short end of the stick
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(263)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Road-rage weapon de jour: The longbow
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(87)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Success of Star Wars won't convince anyone to pay $7.50 to watch other crappy movies at the cinema
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(200)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
New York State wants to stop supplying convicted high-risk sex offenders with taxpayer-funded Viagra
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
High school's sole senior graduate, valedictorian, decorating-committee chairman and yearbook-committee person graduates No. 1 in her class
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Workers hide high-rupture rate at breast implant manufacturer by stashing defectives in the ceiling
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America's youth suddenly realize they too will be geezers someday, join in debate about Social Security reform
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