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Sun May 08, 2005
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school student won't receive diploma because she took AP Biology instead of gym
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(278)
 
(Rawstory)
 
 
 
88 members of congress want to know about a "secret meeting between Britain and America about 'creating' conditions to justify war in Iraq." Fark & the MSM surrender
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(657)
 
(Just watched Taxi Driver)
 
 
 
Photoshop Robert DeNiro kicking someone's ass
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Irish scientists claim whiskey can cure cancer. Still no cure for potatoes
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(38)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Just in time for Episode III, how a lightsaber works
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(136)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
World's tallest horse is currently touring the U.S. (w/pic)
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(72)
 
(Times Recorder)
 
 
 
33rd annual farmer's market opens with concrete barriers, steel spikes, and 'no elderly allowed' signs
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The hot new web browser, Firefox, apparently has a security hole. Bill Gates last seen rubbing his hands together, chuckling
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(212)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
It is truly amazing, the lengths that a drunk, horny, half-naked 17-year boy will go to in order to have sex with his girlfriend
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(108)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Pope says the media should exercise journalistic responsibility
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cruller war erupts in Maine as Honey Bee and Honey Dew donuts fight for the hearts and stomachs of Portsmouthians, with Dunkin' Donuts ready to come down from the hills and bayonet the wounded
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(69)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What's your favorite guitar solo of all time? Link goes to GIS for Guitar Solo
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(799)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Submarine crew that sailed into a mountain ignored navigation charts
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(162)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
University founded by Domino's Pizza founder graduates first class. Students generally pleased with education as classes were just 30 minutes long and most managed to avoid the Noid
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleveland drug dealers use alligator to guard drug house. Schnappi unavailable for comment
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(42)
 
(GrandForks.com)
 
 
 
Homeowners notice decline in number of students vomiting, defecating in yards adjacent to yearly festival
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two Russian teens earn their sixth college degree in seven years, still unemployed
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(65)
 
(News Herald)
 
 
 
Cedar Point's newest ride maXair awaits you Farkers
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(73)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Perceptive police pinch partners peddling pickled pot
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(21)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fortune teller not good enough to predict her own and daughter's double murder. Bonus weirdness points for the white paint found on victims' faces and hands
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(31)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Chinese action hero Jet Li discovered his character for new marital arts film by hanging out at the dog pound. Your dog wants a fortune cookie
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(68)
 
(Swissinfo.org)
 
 
 
Swiss husband-and-wife team have completed a five-year marathon around the world for charity
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(27)
 
(New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Crazy naked guy commandeers trawler. Psychiatric evaluation trumps jailarity
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: School science experiments
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(71)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
US needs to upgrade antiterrorism systems, will backup old ones on Circuit City floor model
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meter thief steals $30,000 one quarter at a time. Could face up to seven years in very-gradually-pound-me-in-the-ass prison
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ministry of Defense pays for woman to train as a poledancer, soon to rename itself as Ministry of Sexy Walks
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Detroit ready to slap fast food tax on citizens. Next week, the "driving to Livonia to get a McRib value meal" tax
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(221)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Bad: growing a 15-kg tumor in your belly. Worse: being kicked out of your village because the witch doctor says that you're carrying the devil's child
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry enters the British Army. Soon he will ask to leave, citing "But it's dangerous." Will be told to stop, as it's "gotten just too silly." And the Sergeant Major will be alone marching up and down the square
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(107)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Police nab members of "Underwear Gang." Party Boy unavailable for comment
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dead pets, kin mean higher grades for British students. What could possibly go wrong?
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(37)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Two tons of salami heading to Iraq; USO seeks to bring Bald-headed John King of the Plookers with it
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(75)
 
(census.gov)
 
 
 
Here's some Mother's Day facts to mutter while your mother opens that cheap-ass card you got her
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(56)
 
(ineedmorecowbell.com)
 
 
 
TF'er just saw the Cowbell skit for the first time, doesn't get it. Why is this funny to the point of being legendary?
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(347)
 
(This Is Stroud)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dandy rolling the cheese
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(89)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Germany asks Great Britain to kindly get the hell over WWII already
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(607)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia, but he's having trouble getting a driver's license
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(66)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Google shuts down for 15 minutes. People all over the internets try desperately to remember the name of that other site where you can search for stuff
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(127)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
Scientists have managed to stave off the ageing process. Social security benefits surrender
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(41)
 
(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Pizzeria owner torches deli to eliminate competition after seeing one too many mafia movies
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(24)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman discovers all her personal information on floor model computer at Circuit City after she takes her own computer in for repair
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(127)
 
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Elderly man honks at three men trying to push a stalled vehicle. Hilarity resulting in multiple arrests ensues
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
British electric car fails to set speed record because it wouldn't start
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Mother's Day
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springfield, Missouri plagued by rings of serial grease bandits. Groundskeeper Willie unavailable for comment
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(50)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally shot after discovering that the old saying "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" can actually have two simultaneous affirmative answers
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(51)
 
(WPVI Philadelphia)
 
 
 
When in the woods with other turkey hunters, be advised that your turkey call might also sound authentic to somebody nearby holding a gun
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(38)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy charged with bringing unlawful weapon to school. Deadly weapon of choice---ten nails left in his pocket from Boy Scout outing
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(240)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Homeless woman wakes up to find envelope on her lap marked "for the homeless" with £7,000 inside. Promply turns it in to police
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(88)
 


Sat May 07, 2005
(Some Castle)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old man and his giant rock
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Overestimation is a trait of all Steinbrenner purchases. Giacamo wins the Kentucky Derby
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(94)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deputy comes home from walking the dog & finds a peeping Tom looking in his daughters window
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg and Philip K. Dick elected to the sci-fi hall of fame. Spielberg to celebrate by desecrating one of Dick's novels in his next film
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(138)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Yellowstone rated "high threat" for volcanic eruptions, theft of pic-i-nic baskets
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(116)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Woman shows up at a hospital with a shish kebab skewer sticking out of her head, says boyfriend was trying to impress her with his throwing prowess
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(44)
 
(Noise and Disturber)
 
 
 
Nine people voted out of church for failing to sign loyalty oath agreeing to pastor's political views. Mark Burnett buys option on "Survivor: Hick-Ass Appalachian Dumbasses"
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(377)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican donkeys race in the annual burro derby. "I hit him and squeezed him hard," says one jockey
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Killing Machine" dogs banned. Your dog wants Sarah Connor
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(151)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
James Brown released from jail. Augusta, GA hurries to unveil his statue
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Drugs and crime plague Kentucky Derby
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(28)
 
(ABC12)
 
 
 
"Cyber Bullying" is on the rise. The n00bs that say otherwise can STFU (pic of hot chick)
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(252)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson is looking to find a good sperm donor
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(70)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teenagers arrested for pouring boiling water on man. Apparently unfamiliar with urban definition of teabagging
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Combat cooking. It's not just meat and potatoes anymore
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(77)
 
(Some Home Theater Guy)
 
 
 
Court says "No" to digital TV "copy flag," Your dog wants HD TiVo
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(56)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Impatient death row inmate commits suicide
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taking away your spoiled brat's mobile phone is more effective than grounding them.
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these MDMA tablets
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(67)
 
(Some Land Lubber)
 
 
 
Microsoft will replace your pirated copy of XP with the genuine article, if you can prove yours is a pirated copy
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(85)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYU student to miss graduation because he failed Bank Fraud 101
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greyhound track in Plainfiled Connecticut closing to make room for new NASCAR track. Please help find homes for for 1000+ dogs.
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(74)
 
(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Rival gangs sign peace accord in Cleveland - WMD still unaccounted for
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(32)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Ayuh, we just got us one of them Robo-cop dohickeys. It's wicked shahp
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(52)
 
(Raleigh N&O)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal someone's stuff, don't turn around and post it on eBay with the bungee cords still attached
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
DNA breakthrough solves Peace Campaigner murder case. MI5 Falklands War conspiracy theory blown out of the water as a result
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(16)
 
(Press World)
 
 
 
Breast reduction surgery on the rise among women. Huge breasts "can cause a self-consciousness than can morph into depression and create a lack of self-esteem"
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(144)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Man's neighborhood association tells him to take down his "Thank you Jesus for our new home" sign from window. Man: "They're going to have to kill me to get that sign down. I mean that"
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(402)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary reappears on underpass
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(394)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
4th annual Cedar Point Fark Party, May 14-17. Your dog wants to ride Millennium Force and then submit this with a better headline
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lion mutilates 42 midgets in Cambodian ring-fight
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(141)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Hidey-Ho! Giant turd protests dumping raw sewage in Canada (with pic)
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(55)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Yo nerds. Time to peel yourself away from Everquest for a few hours. Why? Today is Free Comic Book Day
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy and his trophies
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(70)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Thieves construct fake ATM, plan to charge customers $1.50 per transaction
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(52)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
75 percent of Toronto's city-licenced "holistic centres" are actually sex shops
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(94)
 
(Bowdoin Orient)
 
 
 
Jaws of Life used to save drunk student in tree (see bottom 1/3rd)
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(30)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Romanians are giving bears chocolate to keep them from eating livestock, licking wallpaper
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists announce exciting new technique allowing women to delay pregnancy by a decade. Shocked to discover that others already know about BJs
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(47)
 
(Nashua Telegraph)
 
 
 
LARPer gets critical hit on vehicle tire, fails saving throw versus police
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(82)
 
(Some TV Station)
 
 
 
Vagina cream dangerous for your face; man-juice still safe
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smarty Jones gets laid more than you do
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, it's haiku day. 5/7/5 is the date. Got a fave haiku? Post it in the thread. For your esteemed enjoyment: voting enabled
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(517)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Salvage worker saves kittens from the crusher
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(85)
 
(San Mateo Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Drunken roommate in a fight with a double amputee gives his parrot a good ass plucking
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(45)
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
What is this Tarzan leaping at?
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(86)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Scorned girl distributes naked photos of ex-boyfriend all over school
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(180)
 


Fri May 06, 2005
(AP)
 
 
 
Chlamydia killing penguins in SF zoo. Paris Hilton stares at feet, fidgets nervously
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Rocker compares himself to Jackie Robison, wonders why people hate him
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Treasury Board President apologizes to Asian-Canadian MP for "gene pool" comment, promises to only make fun of his limited intelligence and shifty opportunism from now on
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(129)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Five habits of millionaires. Now you can act like a rich, snobby bastard without being one
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(120)
 
(The Triangle)
 
 
 
Columnist thanks Fark for allowing 25,000 people to read his "grammatically-poor essay written while sitting on the john"
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(82)
 
(Rome News-Tribune)
 
 
 
High school junior suspended for the rest of the year for refusing to end a cell-phone call from his mother in Iraq
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(388)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Congressman tells special interest groups if they want his attention, fly him to Vegas
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
North Korea seen digging massive hole. Apparently preparing a UFIA for the planet
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Dragons in everyday life
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(130)
 
(ca7.uscourts.gov)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit discusses the meaning of "ho," gives shout-out to Ludacris in footnote No. 1 of this judicial opinion. (PDF)
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(65)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
New York City to end fiscal year with $3.2 billion surplus. Plans to give it all to the Yankees in hopes of buying a decent team
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder: Fark Party Phoenix on May 7th. Link goes to original thread
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mysterious Iranian bid for MG Rover raises suspicions. Officials rule out terrorism concerns due to vehicles' tendency to explode anyway
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(38)
 
(WABI.tv)
 
 
 
The State of Maine is considering a bill that would have the whole state travel through time
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Runaway bride offers apology. CNN yet to apologize for deeming this newsworthy
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(142)
 
(WVGazette)
 
 
 
Votes in Lincoln County, W. Va. worth $20 and a beer. In other news, rednecks and mafia-style nicknames don't mix
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(45)
 
(nature.com)
 
 
 
Is there anything that won't result in global warming?
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(235)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Hitler's ghost was roaming about Europe until 1970
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Principal apologizes for showing pictures of dead llama to students during assembly. Napolean Dynamite unavailable for comment
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(88)
 
(Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
Tiffany Fallon, Playboy's Playmate of the Year 2005 (video, not safe for work)
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(188)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Grande loser trying to visit every Starbucks in the world
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(166)
 
(NBC 2)
 
 
 
Southwest Florida International Airport has new state-of-the-art terminal that includes an automatic baggage handling system that would make Rube Goldberg proud
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(58)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian astrologer seeks $310 million from NASA, says plan to blow up comet upsets natural balance of universe
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazilian university picks the UFIA as its logo (with pic)
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(226)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dr. Who to fight billionaire ginger midget over soccer team
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(104)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for writing "Big Lie" across "Virgin Mary" stain on underpass
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(1193)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees' malcontent Kevin Brown blames troubles on the rules that say a team can only have nine players on the field at one time
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these punk pavers
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(79)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man who found severed finger in his ice cream refused to give it back so it could be reattached
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(243)
 
(WWMT)
 
 
 
Crisis averted: Band allowed to play "Louie Louie" again
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(77)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Robber caught after teller puts GPS device in bag of money
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(57)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Terror suspect invited to have dinner with President Bush
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(135)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Mars Global Surveyor may have located wreckage of missing Mars Polar Lander. Appears to be jacked up on blocks and tagged with gang signs
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reviewer says "Revenge of the Sith" is the most violent and disturbing of all the Star Wars films. In related news, Star Wars fans shocked by Chewbacca ass-shaving scene, suggestive use of light sabers
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(296)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY doctors make the mob an offer they can't refuse: Viagra
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(24)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man sits on the toilet, squirrel goes for his nuts. The Sun is there
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(46)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman reels in old sock containing 11 human bones
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(42)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman dressed as man plays cowboy bankrobber, loses quick-draw contest with police after pulling toy gun
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(38)
 
(News Observer)
 
 
 
Passenger forced to land plane after pilot dies of heart attack
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(105)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Audioslave to become first U.S. rock band to perform in Cuba, will play on anti-Imperialist stage, normally used by government for rallies against America. Too bad Audioslave sucks it long, sucks it hard
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(445)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man defends his driving skills with three-foot-long broadsword
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Carjack suspect steals car, calls police when owner steals it back
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(32)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy OS X customer
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(123)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man arranges to have his elderly mother pick him up from the hospital, is promptly readmitted after she hits him and a concrete pillar with her car
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(38)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Science reveals Bill Buckner was a clutch hitter. Apparently not a clutch fielder
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(78)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Man flashes camera-phone-wielding Catholic schoolgirls. Hilarity ensues
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(71)
 
(Some Chewie)
 
 
 
Today's Iron AudioEdit ingredient: Wookiees
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting investigative journalists discover recent phenomenon of lawmakers flying on corporate jets
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(110)
 


Thu May 05, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Media reports on satirical letter from fake Christian group condemning Laura Bush's standup routine at the White House Correspondents' dinner
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(65)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
City has to pay for wrecked truck after city manager's wife borrows it to move furniture
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Albert was out of the can at least once. Woman claims Monaco's ruler also mastered her domain, increasing its population by one
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(39)
 
(WKYC)
 
 
 
Rest easy, Cuyahoga County, Ohio. One of your "most wanted" fugitives had been apprehended. With mugshot photo that screams "pure evil" at the top of its lungs
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(224)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks does not condone Bruce Springsteen having anal sex with a prostitute in Reno. Does anybody, really?
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(141)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Laker's owner traded Shaq "because he was a big fatty." Exact quote. Okay, maybe not, but you can read between the lines
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(65)
 
(Spiegel.de)
 
 
 
SPIEGEL: "With all due respect, we doubt that. Mr. Cruise..."
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(277)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
World's largest sex toy requires 52 batteries and can top 300 mph (with pic, SFW)
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Army considering deploying new laser weapon that focuses enough energy to vaporize pretty much anything
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(244)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
University of Minnesota at odds over lack of apostrophe in name of newly dedicated walkway. One board member warns: "Apostrophes would be out of control"
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(70)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts threatens to shower Robin Williams with her own breast milk at charity fundraiser. In other news, contributions are up 600 percent
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(70)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Old geezer threatens to shoot firefighters with gas pistol if they enter his home. Ignores fact that his house is hotter than hell and burning up fast
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(36)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Bobo the Chihuahua is in trouble again
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget private accounts: Social Security can be saved by investing in Star Wars action figures. In other news, this article was recycled from 1999
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(24)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have to inform their fans they don't actually play in Los Angeles
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(64)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Statement by Ajai Raj, the "jackass" UT student who disrupted Ann Coulter's tirade
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(738)
 
(Lawrence Journal)
 
 
 
Private pilot decides to assist in search for armed fugitive. Finds suspect before police, gets shot in head, manages to fly back to airport. Manfred von Richthofen surrenders
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(65)
 
(Eonline)
 
 
 
Prosecution rests case against Michael Jackson, reveals that the singer referred to money as "french fries," liked to be called Arnold
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(45)
 
(SentencingProject.org)
 
 
 
"For the period studied (1990-2002), 82 percent of the national increase in drug arrests was for marijuana offenses, and nearly all of this growth was for possession"
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(546)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Theme: If the early 20th-century American mafia families had their own websites...
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(55)
 
(spokesman review)
 
 
 
If you're the mayor, you might want to lay off the gay websites -- people from the local newspaper might be looking to rat you out
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(112)
 
(News-Press)
 
 
 
300,000 Americans do not like what Cape Coral officials did, cause email server meltdown
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(55)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman gets 20 years for helping husband dig up a corpse to fake his death
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Remember when Britain called the United States dumb for reelecting a guy who got it into an unjust war?
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(415)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're a gay man, the FDA doesn't want your splooge donation
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(226)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Middle school marching band banned from playing instrumental version of "Louie Louie" because its usually-unintelligible lyrics are allegedly raunchy
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(107)
 
(KFVS)
 
 
 
Illinois family that had a six-foot tall, 350lb bomb in their front yard now has to find another way to tell people how to find their house
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(30)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Google more evil then Microsoft but with much better PR
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(159)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor gives medication to man who was in near persistent vegetative state; within three months, man starts to talk sensibly again. Let the Schiavo flamewar restart
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(181)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man who lit a mortar shell inside his home admits he drank 10 beers before doing it
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(42)
 
(WOODTV.com)
 
 
 
Woman named Coke gets nabbed with 33 pounds of irony
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(106)
 
(Some No Pants Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is No Pants Day
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(105)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Since it worked so well last year, health officials and the media decide to get a head start on scaring people about flu vaccinations, begin issuing warnings early
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(36)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: GM, Ford cars are junk. New hotness: Their bonds are, too
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(152)
 
(UPN34)
 
 
 
Signs you need to pay more attention: County dispatch calls your firehouse to alert there's a fire in your firehouse
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(29)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The love of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise festers... uh... really festers (with pics)
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(258)
 
(News4 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
High school student learns that you can't destroy a classroom, punch a teacher, strip naked and get away with it
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(67)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Butterfly House finds using pesticide on its plants isn't the brightest thing to do
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coaches from Christian high school take 15-year-old girls out to dinner, then to bar, then back to their place. WWJBCD?
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(438)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yankees lose again. "Being the first team to blow a 3-0 playoff lead last year wasn't an aberration; it was a personality trait"
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(104)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Freedom Tower design yanked for offering too much freedom
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(112)
 
(CBS2.com)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control kindly ask you refrain from kissing your hamsters, gerbils, and mice. Richard Gere weeps
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(64)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
The world's largest online porn distributor calls Charlotte home. Billy Graham reportedly thrilled
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(68)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Post ends two-day experiment with site registration, clearing the way for quick access to Paris Hilton gossip
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(40)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Developer to build the world's tallest condo (110 stories tall) in an area known for hurricanes
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(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans will not be charged for taking a swing at Gary Sheffield. Chalk another on up for the "But he was a Yankee, yah honah" defense
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Boy Scouts can earn Anti-Piracy merit badge. Pirates not pleased, saying, "Arrrr"
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(54)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
John Rocker still making friends after all these years
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(87)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Cabinet Minister makes fun of dumb Opposition Member with comment about his ranking in the "gene pool." The Member is not white. Therefore, the Cabinet Minister is racist
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(209)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Environmentalists sue to protect Grizzlies, claiming zone-defense coverage too intense for young team
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(27)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Three more Spider-Man movies planned. Producers will have to resort to using The Kangaroo and Hypno Hustler as the main villains by the sixth film
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(164)
 
(Chart Attack)
 
 
 
The band wasn't loud, and the crowd wasn't wowed. And as he bowed, Ryan Adams avowed, "We sorta suck." He must be so proud
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(93)
 
(Chips Newspaper)
 
 
 
Drew's alma mater cancels naked soccer once and for all
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(51)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Florida chooses orange as state fruit, crazy naked man as state spokesman
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(57)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo: A few facts to share over your beer tonight
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(141)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steinbrenner's horse favored in the Kentucky Derby. May also pinch run for Giambi later in the season
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(31)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
Theme: Ways to make "surfing the internets" more exciting
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(88)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
New police online service allows people to report their exes as aggresive drivers and have them arrested for felony endangerment. What could possibly go wrong?
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man commits murder, escapes in inconspicuous getaway car: A royal blue Chevrolet Impala, with Lamborghini-style doors and spinning rims
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(84)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Nebraska Humane Society finally catches stray dog after three-year-long chase
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(42)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
President of Afghanistan to visit Nebraska, pick up honorary degree in something
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(37)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Man steals $70,000 in antlers, returning as often as four times a day to haul the loot
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(43)
 
(Front Page)
 
 
 
Study finds 500 pages of scientific error in 12 middle-school textbooks used by 85 percent of U.S. students
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(786)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man dies after eating poisonous "fugu" puffer fish, goes through all five stages before death
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(127)
 
(Daily Illini)
 
 
 
1965 issue of Popular Mechanics magazine stolen from University library in hopes of $10,000. Officials unsure whether perps know how stupid they are
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(45)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Runaway groom" shows up after being missing for a month, wonders where the media circus is
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(59)
 
(Snooze Leader)
 
 
 
Reckon there'll be a heck of a lot more noodlin' this year
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(113)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Good news: Deadbeat dad returns to family after two years. Bad news: His penis did not return with him
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(55)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Norwegian court rules striptease is art form like opera or ballet. In related story, percentage of Norwegian art lovers jumps 500 percent overnight
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
President Bush celebrates Cuatro de Mayo
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(173)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dr. Speransky says spanking stops stress and depression, feels good
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(86)
 
(keep ME current dot com)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob bank through pneumatic tube
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(50)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Tired of San Jose traffic, man builds helicopter in his backyard
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(57)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
God mixes things up a bit by burying evidence that honest, hard-working, red-meat-eating dinosaurs turned into prancing, fluffy-purple-coat-wearing vegetarians (with pics)
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(345)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reports of a blast rocking the British Consulate in NYC turn out to be just a party favor in a flower pot
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(73)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Awesome: Interrupting Ann Coulter's Q&A session to ask her about anal sex. Awesomer: Doing it while wearing a Penny Arcade "DiVX" t-shirt
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(1143)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lawmakers say cigarettes are just as much of a distraction as cell phones; call for ban on smoking while driving
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Gore to receive lifetime achievement award for Internet, to "set the record straight"
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(165)
 
(Some moran photographer)
 
 
 
Photoshop these road skaters
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After officers fire 22 shots at fleeing man without hitting him, Idaho cities pay to fix bullet holes
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(86)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Chronic Candy" comes in "nickel bags" (with video)
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(117)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK Election Day discussion thread
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(597)
 
(The Inquirer, UK)
 
 
 
Memo from large corporation asks employees to please stop having sex toys shipped to their work address
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(44)
 


Wed May 04, 2005
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Now let me get this straight... a Polish man is crushed to death by Indian elephants in Norway. So where will he be buried?
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(61)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl douses two women with pepper spray. Mother finishes the job by spraying their baby, too
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(166)
 
(WBBH Naples)
 
 
 
Woman stepping out of shower encounters two men in her home. One flashes a badge and tells her it's okay. Thank god he's a building inspector
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(76)
 
(Telegraph India)
 
 
 
Don't gimme that so-so soda, that same old cola: Chilled cow urine is the beverage of choice in India
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(110)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Naked man goes on rampage, sticking finger in lamp socket and chewing through cable in patrol car
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chappelle's Show shutdown. Where will white people get their next annoying catch phrase?
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(290)
 
(Some Alien)
 
 
 
Best UFO witness account and video ever
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(131)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why kids can't hit a lobbed whiffle ball. (Hint: Throw it harder, Dad)
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(50)
 
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Bengal tiger cubs born in Cisarua Bogor, Indonesia (with pics)
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(64)
 
(carolinachannel.com)
 
 
 
Dalmation that got swept up in tornado, hit by a car, had back surgery, attacked by a pit bull finally reunited with family after six years
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Tiny company discovers billion-gallon oil field in Utah. Kinfolk say they'll move away from there
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(198)
 
(ChannelCincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Ohio Department of Transportation dumping deer carcasses behind ritzy neighborhood
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(50)
 
(The Dot Eaters)
 
 
 
Theme: What classic video games would look like if they were produced today
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(207)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Pilots having trouble landing at airport because they can't hear the air-traffic controllers over the thumping techno beats
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(49)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against two perky women who flashed their breasts at Prince Charles
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your husband leaves you and your baby. Only logical thing to do: Sell your eye for money. Sammy Davis, Jr. and Sandy Duncan surrender
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(55)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Colorado teen can't drive on learner's permit because her mom is blind
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maine rappers: YouknowwhatI'msayin', ayuh?
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school student reviews cafeteria food in school newspaper with a "five spork rating system"
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(kesq.com)
 
 
 
Actor Mykelti Williamson threatened with gun while driving L.A. streets. Apparently, driver tired of hearing about myriad of ways to prepare shrimp
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(81)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Retired police officer serves 14 summonses to his old force after he gets peeved about their illegal parking
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(74)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Rapist suggests marrying victim in an attempt to get a lighter sentence. Judge says, "Yeah, that could work, we'll ask her..."
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(339)
 
(Post Star)
 
 
 
Good idea: Reporting a theft to police. Bad idea: Reporting a theft to police by the two prostitutes you just hired
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(55)
 
(Columbus Ledger Enquirer)
 
 
 
Fark.com lists upcoming event to break world record. Nearby city reads Fark, breaks record first without telling event organizers
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(72)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Oh noes. It's unspeakable. Literally
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(159)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Manager conducting interview naked has techniques questioned by police
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rejects England's guilty plea. France getting ready to surrender
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(221)
 
(ChristianRock.net)
 
 
 
Stryper to release first album since 1990. Set to tour with Limozeen
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(342)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda's No. 3 man captured, causing No. 1 to take a No. 2
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(742)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Five-year-old delighted to discover free prize in cereal box. Mother soils pants when "free prize" turns out to be live two-foot snake
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(96)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
My husband's snoring is keeping me awake. What should I do? Difficulty: Murdering him and farking the cat unacceptable
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(358)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Heinz developing simple to open and mess-free ketchup packets. Dry-cleaners surrender
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(96)
 
(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Design the capitol building of Farkistan
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(77)
 
(Metrowest Daily News)
 
 
 
High school students facing prison time for building snow fort on school property
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(231)
 
(US Dept of Defence)
 
 
 
U.S. Army's "HooAH" nutrition bar soon available in your local store. Save the wrappers for a free M1-A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank
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(161)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Because immigration won't, New Hampshire town starts dealing with illegal immigrants by charging them with trespassing
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(838)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Greenpeace on trial for breaking enviromental laws
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(199)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Shop how this barrel could be made more fun
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(109)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Good Samaritian agrees to give stranded motorist a tow, fails to mention it will be at 160 kph
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(79)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In an attempt to retire the "Hero" tag, Loews Cineplex starts listing actual start times for movies
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(158)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Five-foot mackerel jumps in fisherman's boat, kicks his ass and escapes
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(75)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA close to developing artifical gravity for future spaceships
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(151)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell tries to tag 70-year-old actress, gets rejected (with pics)
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(198)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists looking at worms for ways to regrow human body parts. With regrowth possible, brace yourselves with more "finger in food" stories
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(34)
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Go-kart track forced out of business after thieves steal entire inventory of go-karts
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(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New FDA food pyramid is more like a maze...
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner has dead rat on floor painted over, perhaps trying to come up with new mascot
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(42)
 
(Cool Hunting)
 
 
 
Man is flushed with the success of his toilet-themed restaurant
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(28)
 
(thisislondon.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lots of people injured as they take part in traditional bridge-jumping event -- despite police warnings that the water was only knee-deep and filled with garbage
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(40)
 
(#@Z&^*$$!()*&^!)
 
 
 
Newest cool thing for taggers in the hood: Moss graffiti
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(50)
 
(nbc5)
 
 
 
Woman creates new diet fad after dropping 170 pound while eating dinner for breakfast, lunch for lunch and breakfast for dinner (pic)
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(226)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Lobbyists in uproar as Florida Legislature considers bill banning felons from lobbying
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(63)
 
(Some Patriot)
 
 
 
Wear red on Fridays to support the troops. Now you can take that annoying magnet off of your car
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(319)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Kenya's first lady barges into newsroom, demands reporters be arrested and bitch-slaps a camera man. On World Press Freedom Day
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Computerized "shopping buddy" organizes your groceries, tracks your cart in the store, finds Sarah Connor
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(47)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Newark deli sending 23,000 salamis to Iraq in what they're calling "Operation Salami Drop." Your soldier wants a pizza
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(65)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Noted real-estate developer Puff Daddy listed as key career influence by noted businesswoman Paris Hilton
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(46)
 


Tue May 03, 2005
(Some Place)
 
 
 
"You're flying down the court, about to shoot a three-pointer, when your donkey stops cold. No, it's not a scene from a bizarre dream. It's donkey basketball."
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(28)
 
(Stretch)
 
 
 
Theme: Fire and ice
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul trading card sells for $8,100
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(42)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Marines who just came back from Iraq go to church in civvies, stand in front of altar during Mass looking for a buddy. Parishoners believe they're skinhead gang, call police
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(213)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
School bus driver busted for drinking on his first day of employment
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police confiscate man's second-hand pants
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Town pissed over the theft of several scarecrows. APB issued for a girl in an old-fashioned dress and her little dog, too
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(29)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Judge rejects suspect's bologna sandwich complaint
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(67)
 
(Some Ball Buster)
 
 
 
Kenyan rapists totally bummed over bill that bisects their balls from their body
source: eastandard.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congress to require closer scrutiny to obtain drivers license. Senior citizens outraged
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(56)
 
(KVII)
 
 
 
Texas lawmakers attempting to ban sexy and suggestive cheerleading moves. Debbie considering moving to Vegas
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(93)
 
(WPMI)
 
 
 
Businessman wants to take Pamela Anderson out to lunch. Most heterosexual males want to take Pamela Anderson out to lunch, preferably on a boat
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(69)
 
(KTVQ)
 
 
 
Pizza business cooks pies on way to customers' houses. Their slogan: "30 minutes or it's frozen"
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(74)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Cream reunites in concert. For those of you under 40: Cream was Eric Clapton's old band. Under 30: Clapton was once a big rock star. And for you under 20: Rock was a kind of music they used to play on the radio
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(279)
 
(Local 10)
 
 
 
Judge allows 13-year-old to have an abortion after running away and getting pregnant. Personal responsibility surrenders, but is killed anyway
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(1179)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Orson Scott Card says "Star Trek" is no "Lost"
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(308)
 
(Some Spender)
 
 
 
See how much you'd pay in taxes under the "fair tax"
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(335)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Taxidermist has to give up lucrative business of turning beloved pets into throw pillows because too many people freaked out about it
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this inchworm
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(146)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Most beautiful" mummy unveiled in Egypt. Farkers scoff, decry pointy knees
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(76)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Fox exec on Primetime Live's "American Idol" exposé: "I am quite surprised and disappointed ABC is devoting an hour of its primetime programming to air tabloid trash"
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(137)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
When denied tenure, professor strips naked and climbs up an ivy-covered campus wall. Result? Tenure
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(183)
 
(What Goes On)
 
 
 
Woman writes letter about Little Richard's latest concert. Hilarity ensued, apparently
source: whatgoeson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise thanks Scientology for his IQ
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(228)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Army encourages kid to lie and cheat to be accepted. Kid turns out to be undercover journalist
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(265)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota pharmacist refuses to fill birth-control prescription because she's morally opposed to it
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(1077)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ric Flair's son opens up can of whoop ass on opponent in high school wrestling tournament... after the match is over. Jailarity and pro career ensues
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(115)
 
(Some Blog)
 
 
 
The "ban gay books" bill introduced by Alabama State Representative Gerald Allen has a much wider scope than it first appears
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(977)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Another German cannibal goes on trial, proving for once and for all that beer makes a great marinade
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(103)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man hams it up with sheep. Hilarity ensues
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman expecting her first child at the tender age of 67. No word if they will wear matching diapers
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(72)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Drew has a 20-minute spot on Maxim Radio, Sirius Satellite Radio today at 5:30 p.m.
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(449)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goat goes wandering. Hilarity ensues -- four dead and five wounded
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(59)
 
(Focus News English)
 
 
 
Man with knife in pocket bends over and stabs himself
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation can reduce death rates by up to 23 percent. Whatever the hell that means
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(144)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Two brothers, ages three and five, take their mother's van on a five-mile ride to go visit their grandfather. Fort Knox securilarity ensues
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Delhi, India: Where the weak are gored by holy cows and the rest sit in traffic jam caused by hordes of monkeys, camels and stray dogs
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J-Lo wants to be first female U.S. president, maybe learn three-syllable words. Which apparently is not a prerequisite
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(284)
 
(National Geographic.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cattle rancher
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(145)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Spineless glutton for punishment can't get enough of his crazy-eyed cracker bride
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(433)
 
(dw-world)
 
 
 
Woman, 93, claims to have been in Berlin bunker when Adolph Hitler took his own life
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman develops potty-training device for cats. Milking machine not far behind
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(67)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Billboard campaign leads Utahns -- who had hoped to see homely children -- to gaze upon the gynecological wonders of happynakedgirls.com
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List your favorite "finger in food" stories here
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(63)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Train crash that killed over 100 people in Japan was caused by driver yanking emergency brake at 108 kilometers per hour in the middle of a sharp curve. "Stupid" tag trumps "Followup" tag
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(82)
 
(This is Local London)
 
 
 
Teenage mugger squeals like a little girl when purse-snatching victim breaks his nose
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(70)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your local middle-school chemistry class: The 2005 Sheriff's "How to Make Meth" Tour
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(85)
 
(XM Radio)
 
 
 
Drew is on the "Opie & Anthony Show" from 8-10 a.m. Post some quotes
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(210)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New theory on Jack the Ripper suggests that Jack was every inch a sailor
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, eating some custard pie. He stuck in his thumb and lost it, the bum. Someone else found it, oh my!
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(60)
 
(Some NumbNut Rapper)
 
 
 
From the "Who'da Thunk It?" Department: Rapper Bizzy Bone acts like a jackhole during radio interview
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(124)
 
(steves-digicams.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these butterflies
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man invents hologram projector, can project on air, is interactive. Darth Vader surrenders
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(80)
 
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Caption these chess players
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(135)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Restaurant offers 15-pound hamburger, adds defibrilation to the dessert menu
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge orders teen who blasted his pickup truck stereo to remove all non-factory installed sound equipment for violating a noise ordinance
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(332)
 
(WGRZ.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter wakes up and speaks after 10 years in coma, confused when he sees Hootie doing Burger King commercials
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(117)
 
(contactmusic.com)
 
 
 
Actor who plays R2-D2 quit complaining about his costume when the props department plastered the inside of it with pics of naked women
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(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British teenage girl earns 111 police disturbance complaints from her neighbors, including "naked teenager tied to a lamppost during a party"; gets evicted (with scary pic)
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(215)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Semi truck powered by jet engine. Owners film the jet exhaust being used to torch a competitor's truck
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(62)
 


Mon May 02, 2005
(News24)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Disneyland plans to toss out any guests caught smoking or spitting
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Argentina suffering plague of beavers. Doesn't say if they are shaved or not
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(46)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Alameda County Fair to hold contest to build world's largest Rube Goldberg machine constructed entirely out of Legos
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(41)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
IGN lets their readers pick the top 99 video games of all time. Classic gaming dies a lonely death
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(630)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Just in time for the new hurricane season, AOL is blocking one Florida county's emergency alerts as spam
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN somehow thinks anyone cares what the fake runaway bride had on her registry
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(101)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games in the basement until someone gets mad and pulls a samurai sword
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(65)
 
(metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Killer worm spits corrosive yellow saliva and can generate electrical blasts powerful enough to kill a camel
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(121)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two F-18s involved in mid-air collision over Iraq. Story developing
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(398)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Scientists developing laser gun for American police. Sharks not impressed
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct extinct six-foot bug. Want to know more?
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(110)
 
(Biology News Net)
 
 
 
Six previously blind patients detect light, motion, identify objects with retinal prostheses
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(38)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Company promises newly-built homes in just 90 days at a guaranteed low price. What could go wrong?
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(56)
 
(Ledger-Enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Georgia advocates for the mentally ill hope to get in the Guinness Book by getting 1,000 people wear novelty Groucho Marx glasses and pose for a photo
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(26)
 
(Some Golgafrinchan Descendent)
 
 
 
In celebration of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, photoshop Marvin somewhere that would make him very depressed (in other words, anywhere)
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(134)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There once was a peasant named Liu / Who dreamed he'd build something that flew / He built for the skies / A contraption that flies / Held together with some kind of glue
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(90)
 
(Free SFX)
 
 
 
Theme: Retell a children's story or poem using only sound effects and music
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(18)
 
(nbc 4)
 
 
 
Only in Ohio: Northwest Ohio city proposing to have traffic on left side of road
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(190)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Small town bans smoking in bars and restaurants. And as soon as they open one, they'll start enforcing the law
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(332)
 
(Cornell Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Disco ball mysteriously attached to top of clocktower. Disco Stu ruled out, doesn't advertise
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(106)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT to hold a time travellers' convention in the hopes that people in the future will hear about it and come back to attend
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(494)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New robotic pet cat resembles "some come-alive stuffed animal from a high-end horror movie." Your aibo wants non-allergenic cats, glowing fish, gargantuan guinea pigs, miniature hippos and the re-establishment of endangered species
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(90)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Strongbadia Garbage Sale
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(100)
 
(Jealous Nutmegger)
 
 
 
They may not believe in evolution, but Kansas is ending Sunday liquor sale ban
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(188)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Revenge CD', complete with jackhammer and orgasm noise, available to payback noisy neighbors
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese hippies refuse to get off of chemical company's lawn; put smack down on 1,000 riot police
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(145)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Drew to entertain us on Maxim Radio, Sirius Satellite Radio tomorrow at 5:30pm Eastern
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(90)
 
(XM Radio)
 
 
 
Drew to sit in on the Opie and Anthony radio show tomorrow from 8 to 10am Eastern
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(112)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Drew to appear live on CNN Daybreak tomorrow at 6:20am Eastern
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(138)
 
(Chosun.com)
 
 
 
North Korean golf course will feature "automatic hole-in-one" green and a huge par-seven hole that measures 1,004 yards
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(72)
 
(Some Ninja)
 
 
 
The world-renowned Miscellaneous Knives Store is now open for online business
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jetsons technology finally coming true; still no flying cars
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's photoshop secret ingredient: Shadows
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(81)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Public schools pissed off that charter schools are recruiting their best students away from them. "Some of them have never been in the business environment where they have to compete"
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(339)
 
(ASU WebDevil)
 
 
 
"With no disrespect to my better-endowed sisters, I think it's time for small-breasted women to start receiving the attention and appreciation they deserve."
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(550)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Teacher fired after shooting student
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(53)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
New information from the oldest fragment of the Bible says the antichrist has moved to Grand Rapids, MI
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(354)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
As if $2.50/gallon wasn't insulting enough, now gas stations expect customers to remember their ZIP code
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(241)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a 26-year hiatus, bun tower climbing returns to Hong Kong
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(38)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
161 of 206 cases of beastiality in Sweden involve horses... no really.... "Madam, is this your attacker?" "Neigh"
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(154)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Bumper Stickers from the Future (Link goes to inspiration)
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(103)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E visits a crazy old gift shop, successfully finds everything from discontinued sunflower seeds flavors to Super Mario tablecloths, lives to tell about it..
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Area woman fears reputation as bee magnet
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LPGA caddy knocks up married golfer; apparently a driver cover is not a good substitute for a condom. (with pic)
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(93)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz is the perfect girlfriend because she is always willing to bring her man a beer
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(105)
 
(about.com)
 
 
 
List of shows that are cancelled and others that are on death row. Sorry, all you Point Pleasant fans
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(393)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Treasury duck has hatched 11 ducklings, they were transported in a motorcade to a new safer location, Secret Service provided protection
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frogs found before they became drinks. Would you like a frog on the rocks?
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(48)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Major Leaguer needs 17 stitches after running into wall. Teammate takes pictures with cellphone camera
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(47)
 

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