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Sun April 17, 2005
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One hundred "Elvii" clog Britain's Selfridges department store and sing "Viva Las Vegas"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Mountain biker forgets his training wheels; files million-dollar lawsuit after falling off his bike
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Sound-Beam" inventor wins half-million dollar MIT prize. Here comes the science
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Villagesoup)
 
 
 
Maine Legislature to ban cowhide as bait after lobsters were found coughing up hairballs
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(36)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Saudi law now allows for lashing of cell-phone porn users
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mirror prints pictures of rapist, turns out to be the wrong guy. Hilarity ensues
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Eroticentral.com)
 
Boobies
 
Redhead with memorable mammaries (not safe for work)
source: eroticentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Time Magazine decides Ann Coulter has the right stuff to grace their cover
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(1133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study: Neanderthals weren't good at economics
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(53)
 
(Some Crazy Old Man)
 
 
 
Pulsejet dragster
source: aardvark.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Playboy laments lack of interested models at USC casting call, say they do much better with those midwest farmers' daughters
source: dailyillini.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Dots
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(130)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oceans getting louder. Here comes the science
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Calcutta Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man confuses checkers with chess, crowns Garri Kasparov with a chess/checkerboard
source: telegraphindia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Female-only video game tournament. Grand prize 13 percent less cash than the men's champ
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(India Daily)
 
 
 
War games between Russia and America is actually cover for massive space fight against invading UFOs
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(157)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Virginia woman gets stuck in bathtub for five days
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(79)
 
(KBCI)
 
 
 
Woman with a butcher knife attempts a "cash register"ectomy on a Taco Bell
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(31)
 
(Indymedia)
 
 
 
Girl banned from classroom for having cornrows despite being a honky. Student expected to sue for $14 million a year so she can feed her family
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(386)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Nevermind $3.00 for a tank of gas -- some Americans are forced to pay $7.50 for a bowl of cornflakes
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(154)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shipwreck salvager says wreckage of Japanese sub sunk by U.S. warplanes on June 23, 1944 may have contained peace proposal from Tokyo
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(178)
 
(WHIO)
 
 
 
Three 40-foot-tall grain silos stolen from farm, no one notices
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(32)
 
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Scientist says Dec. 26 tsunami caused by planetary alignment. Here comes the whack-job science
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(105)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely subway tunnel
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(110)
 
((Some)
 
 
 
Students learn the value of a good UFIA
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(65)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Chinese and American space junk collide. Exchanged number, insurance details and moved on
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass battery-powered concept car unveiled in London
source: motoring.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit plans to be more like Rage Against the Machine. Only with less hair, a worse guitar player and bad lyrics
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(345)
 
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
"Songs To Make Dogs Happy," with tunes like "Squeeky Deeky." Your dog wants an iPaw
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green light
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(127)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The U.S. has been shipping banned GM corn to Europe for four years. Hilarity ensues
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(297)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun little racing game
source: vauxhall.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Artists detained over theft of Easter Island rocks he needed for a garden
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rapper DMX will be riding his BMX after crashing his BMW into the NYPD
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Virus writers have girlfriends. In other news, scientists reveal sky is actually green
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build your own powered model aircraft. Difficulty: Catching the passengers
source: eatliver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Insurance company finds out higher-powered cars generate fewer accidents. Here comes the horsepower
source: mytelus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Just click right here and you'll read a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that ended at this Charleston port aboard this great big ship
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(51)
 


Sat April 16, 2005
(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
Hunters tell about one that almost got away
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(34)
 
(ynetnews.com)
 
 
 
Man chained to toilet for three days while authorities wait for him to produce the heroin he claimed to have swallowed
source: ynetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
China signs new legislation outlawing Japan forever. The bombing begins in five minutes
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charming 15-year-old girl is the youngest to walk Baffin Island Traverse in the Arctic. Beat her (record breaking) Dad across, too (with pic)
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Yankees close to finalizing deal on new stadium, now that existing stadium has Red Sox championship stank all over it
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mesa SWAT team hoping to add poo-flinging monkey for special-ops intelligence
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make this sunset ugly
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(145)
 
(Pasedena Star)
 
 
 
Pulling the pin on a live grenade is probably not the best reaction to, "License and registration?"
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
A century ago, Albert Einstein changed notions of space and time, while sticking his tongue out at photographers
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(Times Online)
 
 
 
World's fastest rollercoaster opens in New Jersey, making its riders the world's most efficient pollution gathering devices
source: travel.timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Save the "Giant Jugs" campaign gains worldwide support
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Rowdy fans force soccer team to play their next six games in an empty stadium
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tragedy averted: Albuquerque bomb squad detonates pipe bomb made from paper towel tube, rice and styrofoam
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(23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama will travel to Idaho, visit Napoleon Dynamite
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(95)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Man goes to court for his son's drug bust. Forgets about the 30 packs of crystal meth in his pocket. Jailarity ensues
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(45)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Space tourism to entail development of near-Earth hotels and space limousines
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(25)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
State Department releases report showing that 2004 was the worst year ever for terrorist attacks. Plans to combat problem by not releasing any more reports
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Britney's pregnant, photoshop some lovely baby-shower gifts for the happy couple
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Tax preparer files returns with credits for slavery reparations, segregation, treatment as second-class citizens and separate-but-equal laws. Government smackdown ensues
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(281)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High tech security meets minimum wage
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(100)
 
(KXTV)
 
 
 
The Sacramento City Council unanimously passed an ordinance that makes it illegal to be a spectator at an illegal street race. Oh, damn my eyes..
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ross finds T-Rex relative in Georgia
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(149)
 
(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
Forget about marijuana brownies or spiked punch, the cool kids are doing hallucinogenic smores
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(124)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Man finds $10,000 hidden in the wall of his new home. Returns it to original owner's widow. W/pics
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(157)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Prison officials order an end to using word puzzles as substitute for prison guard training after a state assemblyman questions how finding hidden words such as elf, snow and gingerbread prepare officers to handle dangerous convicts
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(54)
 
(Some Zealot)
 
 
 
Seeking to prevent all future concerts not involving gospel music or skating muppets, Nebraska city tickets comedian for on-stage smoking
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Andy you'd best skedaddle." Civil War graffiti uncovered in President Andrew Johnson's house in Greeneville, TN
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Artist invites public to attend his latest unveiling...his child's birth
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dollar bill
source: megain.smugmug.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3 patients sue hospital claiming a psychologist practiced witchcraft on them. Reports claim they were turned into newts but they got better...
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(50)
 
(Journal Enterprise)
 
 
 
If I had a hammer, I'd rob a convenience store in Providence, KY..
source: journalenterprise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Transparent "glowing" glass owes its yellow/green colour due to its 2 per cent uranium dioxide content
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man bursts in to flames on the operating table
source: newsbox.msn.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tips on tipping
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(396)
 
(Corvallsi Gazette)
 
 
 
Performance cooking: High-energy tableside work by chefs gives new dimension to Japanese restaurant...the possibility of a lap full of flaming stir fry
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fastest train in U.S. canceled after Amtrak figures out it might need brakes
source: beta.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today's fabricated news story brought to you by the Boston Globe
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(84)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New movie footage of Titanic survivors found in Scottish garage. Jack and Rose unavailable for comment
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(35)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish island threatened by infestation of government protected koalas
source: thescotsman.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(PetPlace)
 
 
 
Top 10 most popular male and female dog names. Your dog wants identity theft protection.
source: petplace.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Denny's manager types "Border A- - Whole" onto receipt as a joke, accidentally gives it to Border Patrol agent. Unhilarity ensues
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bored college students steal 2,000-pound stuffed buffalo, hangs it from chapel ceiling. Hilarity ensues
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
April 13th is the fourth anniversary of Fark photoshop contests. In honor of the original thread, photoshop George Bush and the Russian leader
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(114)
 


Fri April 15, 2005
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Worker attempts to transfer 3,000 tons of cow urine into reservoir with 2,500-ton capacity. Peelarity ensues
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(80)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Media claims that Red Bull sales among junior high kids have increased because Britney Spears was seen buying the drink
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hungary to allow prostitutes to sell from shopping malls
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Priest deletes his character and decides to start a Druid guild in real life
source: nbc10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(KCCI)
 
 
 
Whale-dolphin hybrid gives birth to calf. Flipper is not the father (w/pic)
source: theiowachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Condomaniac)
 
 
 
Man arrested for assault with a condom. Police chief quoted: "I've seen every form of assault known to man, but this is beats me"
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Fan's-eye view of Gary Sheffield going Artest at Fenway
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these enthusiastic rope-skippers
source: hungryhorsenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Caesarean kidnappings on the rise," states scare-mongering article, which points out it has happened a whole nine times since 1987. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(MyMotherlode.Com)
 
 
 
Would-be robber shot by 64-year-old great great grandmother. Marksmanship and early teen pregnancy run in the family
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(115)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Older woman on test drive couldn't find farmers market -- settles for running into husband, salesman, car, tree and wall
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nike admits serious, illegal abuses in more than 50 percent of its factories. Article further alleges that workers were forced to violate even the laws of space and time by working 60 hours a day
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(157)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Alabama woman decides to pay her utility bill at the drive-thru window. City Hall didn't have one, though now it does
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Duke sucks)
 
 
 
Now that college basketball is over, do your best Dick Vitale impersonation and attempt to do some play-by-play for another sport
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A-Rod saves boy from being hit by truck by slapping him out of the way
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Forty percent of murderers executed by injection feel pain at death. In other news, 100 percent of murder victims do not care
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(849)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Self-described drunk sues bar for serving him
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Dog spends 16 years at toxic waste site -- comes out looking like a sheep (with pic)
source: montanastandard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who tried 272 times to pass driving tests soon to take one car crash in one road test for Darwinarity to ensue
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man resuscitates chicken, still claims that "they were just friends"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
You no longer have to fear the naked man running along I-65 in south Alabama
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jacques Chirac, in desperate effort to get his country to pass the unpopular EU Constitution, tells the French that a yes vote will annoy the English
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(ACS)
 
 
 
Scientists seek to end the carnage caused by unpopped kernels
source: innovations-report.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Chiff)
 
 
 
Are you a South Park Conservative?
source: techcentralstation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(476)
 
(PatSajak.com)
 
 
 
P ░T S░J░K H░T░S L░B░R░LS. WH░ F░CK░NG C░R░S?
source: patsajak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(859)
 
(WWMT)
 
 
 
Man -- caught on tape dousing Buchanan with salad dressing -- pleads not guilty
source: wwmt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Seattle tourist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this upwardly viewed sculpture
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass group of octopi born in Seward, Alaska
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Man makes sacrifice by throwing his own vehicle in front of truck driven by drunken lout, effectively keeping said lout off the freeway
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
African zoo trying to make its chimpanzee quit smoking
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Photoshop contest: What really goes on during the conclave
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(IC Network)
 
 
 
Huddersfield police unsure what to do about vandals breaking into cars parked near the top of steep hills and releasing their handbrakes
source: ichuddersfield.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. marshalls search every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse -- round up 10,340 fugitives in one week
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Town replaces greeting hugs with greeting leg taps in fear of deadly virus
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Court tells groundskeeper that yelling "get out" to intruders need not be punctuated with bullets to their asses
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real fans yawn as media experiences collective orgasm over the return of baseball to D.C.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Edinburgh Evening News)
 
 
 
Researchers reveal mysterious sea monster sighted in 1734 was actually just Moby's dick
source: edinburghnews.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nurses wear nighties to work to protest uniform allowance. In other news, hospital admissions of middle aged men up 3000 percent overnight
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old woman knocks out burglar by throwing her garden gnome. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Uptight "home and garden" nazi creates website listing "Houses of Shame" for alleged upkeep violations
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Profits from dead porn star's last movie, entitled "Lesbian Lover," offered to Canadian children's hospital
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NFL itching and burning to stop the recent outbreak of Ron Mexico jerseys. Your quarterback wants Valtrex
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 


Thu April 14, 2005
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Mexican military escorting illegal immigrants and known drug smugglers to the U.S. border
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(203)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Yellowstone investigates new way to scare off bears after accidentally blowing one up
source: helenair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school boy knocks up teacher, only gets a 65 in her class, heard screaming in hallway, "What do I have to do to get an "A" around here?" (w/ pic)
source: dumbassdaily.com%23teacherpregnant   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accused parachute shooter agrees to check into jail during ultralight festival
source: wwmt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Hometown Life)
 
 
 
Library alarmed to discover that it's listed as a gay-cruising site
source: hometownlife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Comprehensive survey of women's sexuality determines that Swedish women are easy
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Intel's $10,000 bounty on Electronics Magazine leads to rash of thefts from libraries
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for leaving photos of his junk on women's cars
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2000-year-old dinner found in England. Still tastes better than Taco Bell
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The final showdown between cats and dogs
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Protestant radio show host fired for discussing whether pope went to Heaven
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Tornado hits your house. Worse: Tornado rips off your roof. Worst: Rescue crews call the cops to report your marijuana-growing operation
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
In spite of posted signs proclaiming "Road Closed," drivers choose to take Expedia's driving directions, end up stuck in the mud
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(29)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man finds $2,000 in shirt bought at Goodwill
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(63)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Soldiers decide it's a shame to fly an empty C-5A Galaxy cargo plane from Germany to New York, so they put 290,000 ecstasy pills on board
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(62)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Mr. Supreme Court Justice, do you sodomize your wife?"
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(264)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you are flying to Las Vegas to celebrate six months with your partner, it's probably not a good idea to get into a fight with him during the flight, then start shoving flight attendants
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Worst thing to happen to a boy hitting awkward adolescence: The BBC telling the world he pees his pants... regularly
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(71)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Uptight mom starts a cupcake war in her son's kindergarten class, seeking to ban the sweets for all, because she apparently can't be bothered to teach her son self-restraint and moderation. What's left of childhood surrenders
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(105)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Transit worker indicted for stealing bus parts and selling them on eBay. In other news, NJ Transit announces that their buses have been making record time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Yes, I breastfeed him. He is my son," says Namita, caressing the monkey. With breastfeeding pic. Not safe for lunch
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(126)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
NFL draft's top 20 all-time late-round steals...
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(77)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Yankees, with team payroll over $200 million, hire "motivational coach"
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(50)
 
(Law.com)
 
 
 
Bush Administration wants Supreme Court to put a stop to religious teatime
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(217)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"I have had women tell me flat out they don't date blood type-B guys. They say we are selfish and hot-headed"
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(118)
 
(New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
Railroad tracks may be smooth and warm, but should not be used as pillows
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Yet another really drunk student learns the hard lesson about eating kebabs while mooning people high up above a spiked fence
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(93)
 
(technician online)
 
 
 
The Pirate Captain swabs the deck with his opponents in NCSU run-off election. Fratty McFrat forced to walk the plank
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it's a marvelous place for a moonbase, with the stars up above in your eyes. A fantabulous base for the space race, but cold with no air in the sky
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Team of students build robot for international contest. Airline bans them from flying there with it
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(105)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
The dollar is making a comeback, punches euro in the face, sleeps with his wife
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(142)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The researchers timed ejaculations by giving stopwatches to the sex partners of more than 1,500 men." No pressure, though, just act normally
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(176)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cons compensated for inconvenience caused by fire that they started
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(19)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman sues hardware store after bird causes damage to her head, brain, neck, muscles, bones, nerves, discs, ligaments, neurological functions, cognitive skills, ability to refrain from filing stupid lawsuits
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(137)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Guy makes up fake cable news service so he can hang out in NY sports team's locker rooms. Gets away with it for years
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(67)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Man sues over X-ray that led to cannibalism allegation
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(43)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Polo Ralph Lauren customers' identities stolen. Thieves dismayed to learn that stolen identities are all identical
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(31)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Attention-whore North Korea amassing more nuclear weapons to "mercilessly and completely destroy the U.S. invaders so they won't live again"
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(87)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man climbs mountain with washing machine strapped to his back. Tragedy strikes when he discovers he forgot soap powder (13)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Everglades hick who fought state for years to preserve his rural lifestyle and fight materialism sellls out for $5 million, looks forward to new life as limousine liberal (73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Watch out for fake blogs loaded with spyware and crap. Here's the test: Blog has no cat photos and mood indicators, stop clicking
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(27)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Radio station sells Britney's positive pregnancy test on Ebay
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New cookies let dogs and owners share. Your dog wants Oreos
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dragon stairs
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(113)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's a good chance the guy dressed in a foam Statue of Liberty costume will give you more accurate tax information that the IRS help desk
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
High school student suspended for expressing his religious beliefs through make-up
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(368)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Man brings frying pan to knife fight, loses
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(45)
 
(woai.com)
 
 
 
KFC manager douses animal activists. "Hero" tag surrenders
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(509)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Gnomenapper takes garden ornament on a trip it'll never forget
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(49)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Moonshining techniques help Americans fight high gas prices
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(153)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun launches all-out campaign to save two of Britain's most outstanding monuments: Jordan's boobies. (NSFW pics)
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(159)
 
(FAC)
 
 
 
Man who hung a museum painting of George W. Bush with a gun pointed at him says he was "frightened" when the Secret Service paid him a visit
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(398)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Paralyzed man who was told he'd never walk again now preparing for the London Marathon
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow keeps Old Dirty Bastard's DNA on ice to make anyone claiming paternity have to prove it
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists determine best spot for moon base: Avoid sticking it where the sun don't shine
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(62)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Silicone breat implant makers have a bounce to their step, having racked up a victory thanks to latest FDA decision
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(111)
 
(Delhi Belly)
 
 
 
TFer in India: Photoshop this typical downtown Delhi scene, now with added monkey goodness
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(79)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Money for homeland security being spent on Segways
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(67)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Washington University is no longer struggling for recognition, thanks to Fark
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lighters bannenated from anywhere on airliners, even in checked luggage
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(167)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton to become an Act of Congress. In this case, "Stupid" tag trumps "Amusing"
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(242)
 
(Some Virus)
 
 
 
Diarrhea outbreak hits Thunder Bay seniors' home. You submitted this with a runnier headline
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(115)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Leopard attack may be linked to Wendy's finger case (with sweet picture action)
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(97)
 


Wed April 13, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New alarm clock includes headband equipped with electrodes, microprocessor; makes you hate violence and Beethoven's Ninth
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(49)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The question is, "Which game show host is accused in the disappearance of a $100,000 horse, Alex?"
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(71)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canadians sue to have the Stanley Cup handed over to amateur hockey for the season
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(78)
 
(Muskogee Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Outlaw for Christ" deals meth on one corner and preaches on the other, not to mention he's stocking his freezer full of bald eagles
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld share honor as slime-mold beetles
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's brother on the beach with a case of beer
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(111)
 
(Wilson County News)
 
 
 
Retailers insist men are rushing to buy pink clothes this season, even buying girl's shoes to get that color. With truly appalling pictorial evidence
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(232)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the latest act to prove its uselessness, the UN makes it illegal for terrorists to use nuclear weapons
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(247)
 
(Patriot-Ledger)
 
 
 
Skate park closed because it's not handicapped-accessible. "Until it is open to everyone, it is open to no one''
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman kills herself with her own car in a sequence of events that would make Rube Goldberg proud
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(146)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From "Groom of the Stool" to image consultant for your third-grader, apparently you can pay somebody to do just about anything
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(54)
 
(The New Mexico Channel)
 
 
 
Turns out today was not Take Your Rocket Launcher To Work Day in Omaha. Boy, is this guy's face red
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(49)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Terrorist attack scheduled at the home of the Pittsburgh Pirates. Team's 30 fans reportedly not scared
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's overreaction to things that happened all the time when we were kids brought to you by Clinton County, Ohio
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(216)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Hotel in the French Quarter: $250. Fancy jewelry: $1000. Selling cheating wife's stuff while she is out of town: Priceless
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(178)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Florida senator misses point of ethics regulation, even puts it in writing. "I would like to request $2,500, if at all possible. Due to ethics regulations, the check should be made out to the Florida Caucus of Black State Legislators"
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(103)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Study finds female scientists are being held back in their field, probably because of their tendency to randomly flip out for no apparent reason
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(205)
 
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Twinkie celebrates 75th anniversary. Still edible
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(55)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart helps secure 900,000 acres of wilderness along North Rim of Grand Canyon. Company has no current plans to offer low-paying rim jobs
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(89)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Imagine for a moment what it must be like to have Pamela Anderson for a mother"
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(53)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Do not pawn the laptop on which you keep child porn
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(138)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Dog owner being sued because Nancy scared a moose into the pool
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(19)
 
(Some Firefox User)
 
 
 
Henry Earl Firefox Extension. Is he in the drunk tank, or on his way?
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(54)
 
(DFW.com)
 
Audio
 
Mom calls 911 because her teenage daughters are fighting; gets offended when dispatcher asks, "Would you like us to shoot one?"
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(186)
 
(Technology Review)
 
 
 
Famous environmental activist predicts greens will soon have to reverse their views on "population growth, urbanization, genetically engineered organisms and nuclear power"
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(156)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remains of 2000-year-old Roman rabbit and 50 men found in Britain. Archaeologists say rabbit clearly has nasty, big, pointy teeth
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(68)
 
(langmaker.com)
 
 
 
List of calculator words, includes GOOGLE BOOBIES
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Signs that your psychologist may not be on the up and up: She urges you to strip, mutilate yourself and join a Wicca coven
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(143)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
France honors Bruce Willis for banging Lindsay Lohan
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fake kidnapping used for poker night. Sources note that real 911 call beats pair of jokers
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Koreas exchange weasels, hippos across DMZ
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(21)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
While Republican leadership works overtime to gut the judicial branch so more brain stems can be saved, the U.S. Trade deficit hits yet another record high
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(198)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old becomes first to score perfect 2400 on new SAT. Celebrates by getting an atomic wedgie and being shoved in a locker
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(180)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Reds pitcher wears jersey with "I" missing from Cincinnati during game. Team unable to afford vowel
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Second volcano erupts as Indonesians flee. In other news, Sumatra declared an Irwin Allen production
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baggage handler opens luggage, finds camel costume. Puts on head, walks around tarmac. Suspensionarity ensues
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(74)
 
(I'm listening)
 
 
 
Photoshop these giant tubas going to war
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GM to start adding "GM" badge to all new cars, so the four morons who think Buicks are made by Ford will now know better
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(175)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian produces a list of its suggestions for the president's iPod, including "The White Man's Got a God Complex"
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(148)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greek ban on cartoon book starring Jesus lifted. Car stickers depicting Jesus with baseball cap peeing on a Ford logo still restricted
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(30)
 
(Politech)
 
 
 
"Stripper" showing up as a previous job on your credit report? Blame the police in Ohio
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(84)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lovers of dim sum, beware. Beware. Your fattening thighs, your bloating spare
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(96)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Club stages "Running of the Brides" race. Plan to have a sequel in 10 years, the "Running of the Fat-Assed Housewives"
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(34)
 
(WZJ Baltimore)
 
Video
 
Bad: You weigh 800 pounds and haven't left home in two years. Worse: CBS affiliate dispatches a chopper to cover your rescue. Worst: It's deja vu all over again
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(181)
 
(TheLedger)
 
 
 
Twin sisters did everything together: Excelled at school; joined, then quit the Tampa Police Dept; became addicted to drugs; died mysteriously in a Lakeland motel room. (Scary pics included)
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hayden Christensen wants to escape Darth's shadow -- also wants to learn to act someday
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(163)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Hello. I am Pope John Paul II's widow. He put $20,000,000 into a Swiss bank account before he died, and I need your help to access it
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(84)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
First world map depicting America to sell for over $1.5 million. Critics doubt authenticity based on widespread McDonald's, Starbucks logos
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(101)
 
(Salina Journal)
 
 
 
Anatoly Karpov visits small Kansas town to promote "Chess For Peace." War-torn rural Kansans rejoice
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Champions League match between crosstown rivals AC Milan & Inter Milan abandoned after AC's keeper takes a lit flare to the head
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(121)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pics of drunk prom limo driver and sober students now gaining national attention
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(92)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman who claimed to find finger in Wendy's chili dropping lawsuit due to "great emotional distress," also known as "getting caught lying"
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(169)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Flu strain that has killed up to four million people mistakenly sent to nearly 5,000 labs. What could possibly go wrong?
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dress: $100. Shoes: $50. Drunk limo driver taking you to prom: Priceless
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(64)
 
(Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
College students to be homeless for a week to raise awareness of homeless problem, weather permitting
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(78)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Two people walking pet hyena and baboon hold up traffic when the pets confront each other (with pic)
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(87)
 
(Some Unvotable)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis: Chicken Soup for the Server
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A chance to drink, eat and gamble in the sun. It must be a Lexington Fark party. April 24
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hottie with a sammich. (Not safe for work)
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(286)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Army deploys laptop-controlled wireless land mines using the 802.11BOOM protocol
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(172)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Supervisors of religious school teachers deem using expression like Holy Ghost too "spooky" for children
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(65)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the six-year-old who can quite honestly kick your ass
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(212)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Campbell's says "Uh-Oh, SpaghettiOs" as 473,500 pounds of it are recalled
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(48)
 
(WIS TV)
 
 
 
Trailer loaded with Pepsi stolen from parking lot. Unclear why someone would steal an assload of something that tastes like crap
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(209)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Join Starfleet Officers Club Marine Corps, and boldly go where no boy should have gone before
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(64)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Social perils of the "man date," i.e., two straight guys hanging out together without sports or business crutches
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(271)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Cool pics of Mount St. Helens' natural power throughout the years
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(70)
 


Tue April 12, 2005
(Some Posse)
 
 
 
Henry Earl about to hit 906 arrests
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Microsoft warns of five new software security flaws: Windows, Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook
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(204)
 
(MIT)
 
 
 
Generate your very own scientific paper. Tenure has never been this close
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(68)
 
(Hitachi)
 
 
 
The most ridiculous way to introduce a new technology
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(140)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch complains about Franken-rice planted near their Budweiser paddies
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Call or email aliens and get a nifty certificate of interstellar communication
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(35)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Culture shock: Combine two distinct cultural figures or items in unexpected ways
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(108)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton designs jewellery for dogs. No word yet on whether she'll be modelling it herself
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(66)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Google launches cell phone service. No word on operators that interrupt conversations with ad pitches based on what you were just talking about
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(28)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Smallest motor ever built. Scaled up it would be 100-million times more powerful than a V6
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
1,408 since "Mission Accomplished." Just a reminder we're at war, since news media has forgotten
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(636)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Morgan Stanley tops Merrill Lynch in t -- OMG BRITNEY'S PREGNANT
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(319)
 
(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
Drinking + Rubbing Alcohol + Mason Jar + Compressed Air + Fire = Hilarity
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hungary moving towards one-stop shopping by allowing prostitutes to work in malls
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(62)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA decides against adding a game to college football season, because the athletes are there for an education. Ha ha no
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(AP)
 
 
 
Perhaps the only thing worse than discovering your wife's lover living in a closet in your home is being beaten to death by him after discovering it
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(109)
 
(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
Star Wars actress Bai Ling to be in Playboy. Lucas already working on deleted scenes
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA age limit driven by racism, says player with head up ass
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(230)
 
(Trentonian)
 
 
 
Campus police slightly annoyed by the naked, bouncing success of the Princeton Varsity Streak Team
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(50)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman finds a new wrong way to handle a grease fire
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(79)
 
(WCVB)
 
 
 
Handicapped parking spaces removed from around Fenway Park due to "homeland security concerns"
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two worst teams in the NBA unable to determine who sucks more in only four quarters, require overtime
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(75)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Miss USA crowned, will soon start new job of being Donald Trump's girlfriend (with pic)
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(100)
 
(Some Nimrod)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pilot accidentally pushing the Open Canopy button
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(107)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
John Kerry uses The Onion as a source for proof that voter suppression occurred in the last election
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(662)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Andrea Dworkin is dead. He was 58
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(706)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's teens have begun their annual rampage of public sex, drunkenness and stupidity to mark the end of high school -- with classic pics
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(171)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity conference members say U.S. may be heading for "electronic Pearl Harbor," without an "electronic Ben Affleck" to save the day
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(50)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Native Canadians are four times more likely to suffer injury. And by natives, they mean Indians. Not the kind from India, but rather aboriginal people. (And not the kind from Australia)
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(169)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UConn basketball player Kellogg arrested for the second time in two weeks. Sources say he was tired of playing the Post, so he's going against the grain to become a cereal criminal
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(52)
 
(rte.ie)
 
 
 
Nut job, armed with stones in 4000-year-old fort, holds police off for five hours
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The key to our energy independence is... ceiling fans. Who knew?
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(91)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Researchers get million-dollar grant to study if ingredient in beer helps relieve symptoms of menopause. Looking for volunteers to get bitchy women drunk
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(23)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Alderman feels son-in-law, who happens to be governor of Illinois, is "picking on him." Challenges him to hissy-fit girl fight
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(37)
 
(Times of India)
 
 
 
Pooping on trains in India just got safer with the installation of shock-absorbent toilets
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds that meat from cloned animals meets industry standards for quality, taste, illogical paranoid ranting
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(89)
 
(KLTV)
 
 
 
Old fart wins million-dollar law suit for being called "old fart" (link fixed)
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Face of Terry Schiavo appears on pancake. Certain online casino waiting for eventual eBay auction (pic)
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(162)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Vida Guerra's naughty cell phone photos, which surely couldn't have been leaked to generate publicty (not safe for work). In other news, "Boobies" tag trumps "Unlikely" tag
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(273)
 
(KCRA)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, W.Va lawmakers vote to change the official language for Hickanese to English
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher makes rare public appearance at lap-dance club
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an amusing way to get out of a speeding ticket
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(8)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man finds out "my twin did it" doesn't cut the mustard with federal agents, even if the twin really did it
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(72)
 
(Dewey Gland)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beautiful palace
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen tomb raider steals head to make bong
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyer who will stand behind you in attempt to get you off: $300 an hour. Lawyer who will let you get behind her to get you off: Priceless
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(130)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judge told Andy Rooney to "pipe down" when he started spouting off from the witness stand
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(86)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sixty-seven percent of Californians refer to their friends as "dude," and 63 percent said they've hugged a tree
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(195)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson hungry, returning to the ring. Kevin McBride seen dousing ears with hot sauce in preparation
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(43)
 
(FemaleFirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jagger furious after daughter considers Playboy offer, demands satisfaction
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(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Federal government pays for funerals of nearly three times as many people as the state of Florida says actually died in hurricanes
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(44)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Devils Tower to keep its name, alien landing pad, and five-note theme song. This means something
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intel offering $10,000 reward for the April 19, 1965 issue of Electronics magazine
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man gives 10 reasons not to attempt this Sunday's London Marathon. Relieved Farkers start unlacing their shoes
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(96)
 


Mon April 11, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois teachers may be issued scratch-and-sniff methamphetamine cards. Apparently being told meth "smells like cat's urine" not helpful enough
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(60)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians looking to give a taste of their balls to Russians
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop: Turn a non-statue into a statue. (Link goes to tutorial)
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inflation outpacing the rise in salaries for the first time in 14 years
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(236)
 
(KNXV)
 
 
 
Real-life Romeo and Juliet tale ends in real-life violence, although with more shooting and less poisoning
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(61)
 
(LVSun)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in why you might not want to take your elephant to a farmer's market brought to you by India
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That was much more satisfying"
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(123)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Hissing goose sets up nest in front of print shop, greets customers, hands out bird porn
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Taco Bell employee sentenced to six months in jail for double-swiping credit cards of customers who annoyed him
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having solved all problems relating to skinheads and potatoes, Idaho State Legislature passes "Napoleon Dynamite Bill." Tina wants some ham
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(276)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To get itself "on the map," a California town built a 134-foot-tall thermometer. No word yet if it's oral or rectal
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(127)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Real name of woman who allegedly found finger in chili: Miss Sue Happy
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(172)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sexual harassment at NIH includes a mug from "a popular Web news site" with a "four-letter expletive" on it. Fark puts hands in pockets, whistles
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(167)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese woman arrested for tormenting neighbor with loud music nearly 24 hours a day since 2002
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(57)
 
(via Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Fifteen percent of cell-phone users interrupt sex for phone calls
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(144)
 
(Some Essential)
 
 
 
Help Farkers remember life before Fark -- picture life without something you can't picture life without
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(110)
 
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than waking up in the middle of the night to a person with a knife announcing that the anti-Christ ordered him to kill you. Actually, it IS a little worse if the guy also happens to be naked
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(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
It's hard to say which is worse: Being the dumbass who stole a security camera, leaving footage of himself committing the crime, or the cops who haven't been able to catch him despite knowing exactly what he looks like
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(23)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds that people are becoming more accepting of spam, particularly people who Want To Earn Millions From Home so that they can afford to Satisfy Women with their Naturally-Enhanced Mortgage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOL and XM to team up for web-radio service that will consist of kids repeating "ASL?. WaNa Cy8er?" 24 hours a day
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(38)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
High school to pay student snitches
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(98)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Perpetual college student headed for Letterman
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(72)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Noted Hall of Fame slugger Jorge Piedra the next to get suspended for using steroids in baseball
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New film will portray Charles and Camilla's romance. Producers disappointed to learn working title, "The Horse Whisperer," is already taken
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(55)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In a surprising gesture of sportsmanship, the Yankees present the Boston Red Sox with their 2004 World Championship Rings. This is actually the second time the Yankees have presented the rings to Boston, the first time being last October
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(82)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cops evacuate portion of U.S. Capitol
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(578)
 
(The Day)
 
 
 
China and India, also known as one-third of the Earth's population, form economic partnership
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(189)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious says: "Even though your gas guzzling SUV is designed to go off-road, it's not designed to go off-beach and into the ocean." With amusing pic
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Today's slow news day article is brought to us by the fine folks at St. John's Episcopal Church, who put 42,000 pounds of potatoes in bags
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
VideoEdit
 
Videos shown on really slow news days. Due Friday April 22nd
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(24)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
The Ultimate Warrior sure doesn't like Something Awful. SUPER SLAM
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(260)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Purdue students win Rube Goldberg contest by taking 125 steps to change batteries
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
States starting to panic as they realize that, with wildfire season approaching, the National Guard troops who help put out wildfire fires are in Iraq
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(383)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Millionaire reality-show contestant gets upset over a cover charge. Jailarity enuses
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(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cardinals' conclave worried that tiny transmitters could be anywhere: In spectacles, testicles, wallets, watches
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(81)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tame hippo likes biscuits and coffee while watching TV
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(72)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith has cancelled a trip to protest of the killing of seals. Fears she may have been mistaken for a big one and beaten by some guy in mukluks and toque
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(105)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian MP suggests taking a lick at cane toad golf and cricket as a means of slowing their spread. Hilarity ensues
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(77)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mother accused of street racing against teenage children
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Orleans archaeologists dig up House of the Rising Sun. Still no sign of Hotel California or Margaritaville
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(84)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of NYC's most wanted criminals turned in when jealous girlfriend finds newspaper clipping in his wallet about his crime
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playing lotto numbers associated with pope's death will result in sharing your prize
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bid online to copilot a custom ground vehicle into the eye of a tornado
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(103)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Plowshares into swords. Turn mundane items into weapons
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(80)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The pies the limit as far as rampages are concerned
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the Fark pet pic parade. Post away
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(589)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
If you get a speeding ticket in Vermont, part of your fine goes to Wal-Mart
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(189)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rising prices for scrap aluminum leading British thieves to swipe road signs
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Standing six feet at the shoulder, weighing up to 1,000 pounds, with massive antlers more than five feet across, moose tower over automobiles and have no fear of them"
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(89)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists looking for rare bird in Borneo frustrated by locals' habit of eating them
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giant exploding star may have killed 60 percent of all sea life 450 million years ago. Just something else to worry about
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(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eight pieces of clothing every man should own if they want to be sexy
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(180)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Everyone knows that real men don't drink through straws
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(60)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and other fantasy books are occult mind-control devices. Could it be... Satan?
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(162)
 
(New India Press)
 
 
 
Villager in India argues he killed the terrorist fair and square, so he gets to keep the terrorist's body
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(30)
 
(klfy.com)
 
 
 
High school to use breathalyzer to gain entrance to prom
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(100)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
"Most serious hailstorm for 20 years" strikes Chinese province, kills 18 and injures 25. Hailstones were as big as eggs
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moving man
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If she was wearing a chainmail bikini, it was not full frontal (sfw)
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