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Sun March 27, 2005
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pair charged with prying letters off of Volkswagens so they could spell the word "Fatt"
source: hometownannapolis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: A lighting pylon falls from a stadium during a soccer game. Worse: Fans are introduced to the Fury of the Bees swarming out of the dislodged pylon
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hindu nationalist party starts selling Holy Cow Products such as aftershave...100% cow urine
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(71)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
KFC test markets new cockroach burger. Auckland customers like the crunch
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(51)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teen has party while parents are away, becomes suprised when 250 people drive in from 25 miles away and trash his parent's $3 million dollar house. The Sun is there
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man does some spring cleaning, drops all contents in his apartment out 35th-floor window
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(48)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: The 1970s
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teen girl squad attacks college coeds and looks so good
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(97)
 
(koin.com)
 
 
 
Woman talking on cell phone survives after SUV plunges into Oregon's Willamette River
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(119)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Natural tissue breast implants grown with stem-cells. Silicone surrenders
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(110)
 
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
CSI Lyndonville on the job as they calculate the trajectory two Christmas ornaments, fired from a slingshot, took before crashing through the library windows in a dastardly act of vandalism
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(25)
 
(studlife.com)
 
 
 
Washington U. trifacta completed. WU offering $250 reward for info on the "mystery of the thrown away newspapers"
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(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Scientists think increased pesticides responsible for increase in frog hermaphrodites
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Sunday Mail, UK)
 
 
 
British police pull guns on time-travelling robot that was advancing on Parliament
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in case you needed a wardrobe to compliment your IPod
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(273)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iraqi police fire on protesters demanding their paychecks
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(127)
 
(News-Journal Online)
 
 
 
Police claim that they received complaints that strippers were flashing their boobies at a strip club
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(86)
 
(Chill Gazette)
 
 
 
Front page news. Ross County Fair to feature Lynyrd Skynyrd.
source: chillicothegazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Curse you ... you. ... you damn cat owners. Keep your bunny killing machines at home.
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(114)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Protestors shocked that police interrupted them from flying kites, popped their balloons, and arrested their guitarist, who was wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts around his knees
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(39)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brothers win the Goanna Pulling Championships in Wooli
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark has had some recent hardware troubles. Photoshop some more problems we hope not to see
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(78)
 
(First Amendment Center.org)
 
 
 
You're not allowed to submit this with a better headline
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(154)
 
(The Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
Farmer told he can kill one bird a day. Common sense in action
source: thesundaymail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Their infestation has affected the natural beauty of the landscape. They are resistant to pesticices and can be damaging to the natural environment. They are Jeeps.
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(111)
 
(Ft Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
New book tells you how to tell if your next-door neighbor is a sociopath. Hint #8: You're invited to dinner the same day your cat goes missing
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(70)
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
As fuel prices rise is it right (and does it help) to defend your pocketbook with a Hybrid purchase?
source: mansfieldnewsjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(419)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police find skeleton in Los Angeles chimney; victim described as well fed, dressed in red with a sack of presents
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(54)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How Easter works, here comes the science
source: people.howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(The Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
Teachers now having to police student lunch boxes to help prevent childhood obesity. Parental responsibility surrenders
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(182)
 
(Some -Hic- Guy)
 
 
 
Soldier hiccups to death. After serving in Iraq, "Boo" just wouldn't cut it any more
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(74)
 
(KXLY)
 
 
 
Man arrested for drunk driving is released from jail due to overcrowding. Jail finds some room after man causes thousands of dollars in damage on the walk home
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(41)
 
(Farking Traveler)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's girlfriend. Challenge: No jokes about "you know what"
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(116)
 
(That's Maguar)
 
 
 
In a move most Jaguar owners can relate to, Ford has to pump $934,000,000 into Jaguar to keep the junkpile runnin'
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(116)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A billion collective jaws drop as they hear that pole dancing is the next exercise craze
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Woman awarded divorce damages because husband refused to have sex with her for 7 years
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FBI accidentally gives stolen classified documents back to man who originally stole them
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The yearly prediction for a catastrophic quake in the Midwest is here. Must be Spring
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(53)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bored with sending passengers' bags to the wrong airport, Midwest Airlines upgrades to locking baggage handler in cargo hold and flying him to Philadelphia
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(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston available once again. Peter Gibbons unavailable for comment
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(75)
 


Sat March 26, 2005
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Alcohol + homemade fireworks = surefire Fark material
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart wants Bentonville city street widened to its headquarters, connected to Interstate. House Feds appropriate $37M for project. Insert "rollback" joke here
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(165)
 
(PJ Star)
 
 
 
She'll respect you more if you take a bullet in the ass while defending her honor with a shovel
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(53)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Theme: Giant toys and tiny people. Link goes to example
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(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
For the Democrat who has everything: A Fox News Blocker
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(272)
 
(Grand Junction Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman charged and shackled for a 24-year-old violation of probation warrant. Prosecutor, judge, and legal system, don't have a clue why she was arrested
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(70)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Robert Smith's wife knew what to do when his cancer sent him into a coronary attack thanks to his living will. No, not that Robert Smith, don't worry: There's still no cancer for The Cure
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those of you planning to make easter eggs: How to Boil an Egg
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NCAA tournament discussion thread
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(151)
 
(Pittburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Pirates in court attempting to stop the sale of their 1979 world series trophy
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dog survives three weeks in desert. Mirages of steak keep him going
source: thedesertsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(NWA Times)
 
 
 
Bad -- your restaurant sells beer to a 17 year old. Worse -- the person selling the beer is 10 years old
source: nwanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Teen severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents
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(66)
 
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Fellatious inclined college girls feel they are being degraded
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Fran anarchists get radical with bookfair. Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
School officials discover secret hideaway, with all the necessaries, marijuana, candles, and a disposable camera with pictures of a boy bound with duct tape and a girl flashing her breasts
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nearly a quarter of western Germans and 12 percent of easterners want the Berlin Wall back
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Small, Indonesion island to use solar power to help stop memory loss and streamline capital punishment
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(52)
 
(620 KTAR)
 
 
 
Man tosses fire extinguisher through neighbor's window. Neighbor finds back of house on fire and man threatening him
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(38)
 
(Studlife.com)
 
 
 
Washington University Police offer $500 for any information regarding the Mad Dorm Defecator
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(98)
 
(Some Fix-It Guy)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes when Fark goes down. Link goes to GIS for "PC repair"
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fortune teller senses "negative energy" preventing her client from having children. "Gimme $2,900 and I'll fix it." she says. Hilarity ensues
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(56)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian scientists discover that being bullwhipped helps stave off depression. BDSM dungeons will now be known as depression therapy centers
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(60)
 
(WCBS Newsradio 880)
 
 
 
Man drowns in eight inches of water after inhaling paint fumes. Brilliant detective work concludes "it probably should have been better ventilated"
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(34)
 
(WashingtonTimes)
 
 
 
As if enough angles aren't being played in the Schiavo case, someone decides to pipe in with "Nearly all the people fighting and protesting to keep Terri alive are white. Where are the prominent black ministers?"
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(688)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Homemade submarine capable of carrying $200 million worth of cocaine busted. White residue on nose of submarine gave it away
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(62)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Nude male statue will probably not be returned to its place after vandals tore it down and "lopped off his tiny male appendage"
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(29)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Brazilian doctors alarmed when locals bring them what looks like the body of a burned space alien
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Examiner.org)
 
 
 
Church offers "chainsaw ministry." Communion is just a little different with Rev. Leatherface
source: examiner.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police catch suspects by following trail of meat
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(48)
 
(PRWeb)
 
 
 
Ninja spring training camp coming to Pennsylvania
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(73)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
After pulling their pants up, editors at FHM magazine rank Angelina Jolie as sexiest woman in the world
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ministers of poor African country vote themselves 600% pay raise to fight corruption. Bono surrenders
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Well, DUH." department: India objects to U.S.-Pakistan arms deal
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
BU to hold students accountable for all their actions, Risky business not included
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(47)
 
(Some Delawarean Guy)
 
Boobies
 
You know you live in a redneck state when your Miss USA contestant was arrested for a DUI. With pics
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(225)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Inmates at the Alcatraz of the Rockies are upset over secondhand smoke, fearing they will lose years off their life span behind bars
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(27)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
President Bush's Easter message
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(626)
 
(Some Some)
 
 
 
Theme: A bad situation for an obnoxious drunk
source: undyingdream.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Pictures you wish you hadn't found left on the digital camera your friend borrowed
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(not in wv)
 
 
 
Animal-lover leaves her house to feed strays; house burns down, dozens of dogs and cats die in blaze
source: in.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(nsfw)
 
Boobies
 
Melissa Midwest. We're running out of stripper names (Not safe for work)
source: babelog.webtopper.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeless man steals $1,000,000 boat, raids galley. Abandons boat but keeps mustard, tea, and A1 sauce
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(24)
 
(Albuquerque Trib)
 
 
 
The Right to Eat Enchiladas Act
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(38)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Pull the head and press play, the pez mp3 player
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New DeLoreans selling in Houston - Paint and Flux Capacitors not standard equipment
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well let me tell ya' story 'bout a man named Jed, the poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed, you wrote a better headline about the man who wrote this song, but he's out back with Granny in the old cement pond
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Pioneer" from the east brought load of Bibles, guns to American Indians over 100 years after such activities were normal. And he reeked of pot
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists observe previously unknown behaviour in octopuses: walking (with video goodness)
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(133)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what would happen if Fark.com and the "Armed Forces of the Republic of Kosovo (FARK)" got confused with each other by someone
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(60)
 


Fri March 25, 2005
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"E heluhelu kakou" -- Kyrgyzstan's missing vowels showing up in Hawaii after free-trade agreement
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Worried your kids upbringing in the suburbs is making him too soft? Fear not, now you can bring the ghetto home with you
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(40)
 
(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Member of 98 Degrees to run for mayor of Cincinnati. And no, it's not Mr. Jessica Simpson, it's... uh... one of the other guys
source: channelcincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks a little too hard, chokes
source: sports-att.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Master the art of Iron Crotch and be more sexually potent
source: martialartsmart.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Spain arrests Basque separatists, preventing them from rescuing Terri Schiavo
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆ can censor "▆▆▆▆▆ of Information" releases
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(78)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting a DUI while holding public office. Worse: Your mug shot is used by Marvel on a Punisher T-shirt
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(FT)
 
 
 
As gasoline prices rise to record levels after refinery explosion, output is completely unaffected
source: news.ft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Device to make your own Peeps being sold. Also helpful in crank rehab
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Gas in Holland hits the equivalent of $6.74 per gallon. Bet they're sorry they gave up Indonesia
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Conservatives steamed about Starbucks' liberal cups
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
British tourist escapes Great White in South Africa. Police still on the lookout for Dokken, Poison
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
♫ He can't satisfy you with his little crack ♪♫ But I can bust you out with my "Super-Smack" ♫ I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it ♪
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let Bill Fillmaff show YOU how to become a professional poker player
source: billfillmaff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. to sell F-16s to Islamic nation run by military dictator who recently traded nuclear technology with Libya and North Korea. What could possibly go wrong?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(WOWT)
 
 
 
Man wins 10 days in jail for winning the race to be the first with a 40-foot-thick layer of trash on his lawn
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Friday night NCAA tournament discussion thread - Duke sucks
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(221)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Dad invests $18 million in drug company to keep hopes of diabetic drug alive for his diabetic daughter. FDA approves drug after six years. Stocks now worth $200 million, daughter finally gets the drug
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Judge rules Florida must warn bathers that the ocean is a dangerous place filled with water and swimming things with teeth
source: news.findlaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Purse snatcher shocked to discover, in mid-chase, that the purse he just stole belongs to a running champion
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(45)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Texas attorney offers to accept legal payments in the form of BJs
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(139)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just how bad a family do you have to be to get kicked out of Liverpool, and have a special police unit formed just for you? With scary mugshots
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope gives Good Friday service through webcam, doesn't give in to chanting of "Show your boobies"
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely gazebo
source: weareacamera.ilovegames.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(MosNews)
 
 
 
Ukraine outraged after Russian marines make a landing in Crimea in what looks like a rusty sh*tbucket of a ship (with pic)
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Oddness hits new heights on Internet: Here's Veronica Zemanova shooting off a flamethrower topless (not safe for work)
source: kaktuz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Free Press Online)
 
 
 
If watching an episode of "Fear Factor" is capable of saving your life, maybe it ain't worth saving
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man wakes from coma to identify his shooter, ask for pancakes
source: thewmurchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ambulance driver delivers sleeping woman to the morgue by mistake -- wonder why this has not yet happened to Al Gore?
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(75)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
People who paid up to $15,000 for Internet work-at-home job surprised to learn they've been scammed
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Everyone can breathe a collective sigh of relief. It looks like there are more crocodiles in Florida than we thought. Phew
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Policeman facing charges after harassing bank employees and "simulating urination" into a clothing-donation barrel
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In effort to prove America doesn't have the nuttiest Christians, Filipinos nail themselves to crosses. As they do every year
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(180)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Today's "high school teacher gets freaky with her 16-year-old student" story brought to you by Parker, Colorado (with pic that addresses hittability rating)
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(217)
 
(nynewsday.com)
 
 
 
New York attorney general to investigate radio station's "smackfest" for similarity to an unlicensed boxing match
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kyrgyz prsdnt: "Wrng, wrng, wrng. Stll n pwr"
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(67)
 
(WAVY-TV)
 
 
 
PC destroying BC and AD (with dash-happy goodness)
source: wavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(537)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Chocolate crosses only effective against Count Chocula. Diocese pissed
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Globe & Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer charged with DUI tells review board that empty beer cans in his car were for recycling
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(51)
 
(Confused)
 
 
 
TotalFarker posts discussion thread: "I got this email today. What does it mean? Email in Thread." Email never appears in thread. What could it have been? Voting enabled
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Prisoner released to his wife after guards and prison doctors can't think of any other way to relieve him of his permanent erection
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(80)
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Britney Spears plans to work as a waitress this summer
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(87)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Store dismayed as the police officer they hired for professional security goes Barney Fife on them
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(27)
 
(Utah Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Gunners let Tim Taylor load avalanche-prevention cannon. Hilarity most definitely ensues
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(125)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Casino bill-changing machine has guilty conscience, gives excess money back to patrons
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(80)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hawaii bill would let pets get trust money. Your dog wants you to write a living will
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(35)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Woman thwarts robbery with barage of bananas. King Kong-sized suspect apprehended
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(43)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
City council passes timely law to let senior citizens shoot all bunnies on sight
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this misshapen loaf
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(120)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
From today's issue of Duh Magazine: Don't let your kids eat candy and chocolate before taking them to church or they will get hyper
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(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
MLB game called due to swarming bees
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(75)
 
(Opie and Anthony)
 
 
 
Flash animation of Pat O'Brien's sexually charged phone calls
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(85)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul's greatest hit gets reduced to a no-contest plea and a fine of $1,075
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jurors in Blake murder trial seek apology from prosecutor who called them "incredibly stupid"
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(168)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Cop arrests DUI suspect, finds naked pictures of her on cellphone, downloads them to his PDA, shows them to everyone in courthouse. Cop's partner also in hot water for asking her out
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(180)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Japanese sumo organization has its panties in a knot over new sumo panties
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(41)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E uncovers someone's very odd sticker collections from the 80s -- everything from Knight Rider to scratch-n-sniff kangaroos
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you own a fighting cow in Switzerland, the government wants to make sure that you haven't given it steroids or anything
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the award for the most inappropriate company logo goes to...
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(247)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who ever knew rock balancing, when not done by hippies, could be so cool?
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(92)
 
(Stretch)
 
 
 
Theme: Make up a travel brochure for a fictional country
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(94)
 


Thu March 24, 2005
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prankster smuggles his art into top museums
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(127)
 
(Benton Courier)
 
 
 
There is such a thing as "over-possession of alcohol" -- at least there is in Arkansas
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(143)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
What is this baby thinking?
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(240)
 
(KSDK)
 
 
 
Leading by example, sorority girls get drunk, vomit, pass out in front of Girl Scouts during formal dance held at local museum
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(163)
 
(Some Road Weary Traveler)
 
 
 
Where do they come up with these country music titles? "I may hate you tomorrow, but I'll love you tonight." Give us your best country song title
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(381)
 
(Express India)
 
 
 
PETA protests Easter Eggs in India. Doesn't matter to them that the Easter Bunny rose from the dead to bring those eggs
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(159)
 
(CNNSI)
 
 
 
That sport that people used to care about has canceled its entry draft
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bad: Having charges filed against you for writing improper letters cell to a 16-year-old girl from your jail . Worse: Being in jail in the first place for living in her closet
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists recover soft tissue from T. Rex. What could possibly go wrong?
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(306)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chess legend free from Tokyo, which was trying to deport him to the United States, where he is wanted for violating sanctions imposed on Yugoslavia by playing an exhibition match there
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(123)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Madame Tussaud's wax museum and theme parks sold for £800 million to Dubai group, who is looking forward to playing with new interactive models with "flesh-like, flexible buttocks"
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas court issues stay of execution
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(123)
 
(Martin McFly)
 
 
 
In memoriam, photoshop other uses for a DeLorean. Difficulty: No time machines
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(124)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman creates police stand-off 1500 miles away because she enjoys making prank 911 calls
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(95)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
3,700,000 Ford pickups and SUVs under proverbial "fire" for potentially being on literal "fire"
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(155)
 
(Georgetown Record)
 
 
 
The Easter Bunny as a spiritual icon makes no sense. "It's like if on Yom Kippur, Jews the world over solemnly atoned for their sins, right after lining up to visit a giant purple aardvark named Kippy"
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(297)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper keeps unruly teens away from his store by playing Gregorian chants on a continuous loop tape on outdoor speakers
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(127)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Straight up now tell me / do you really want to love me forever / oh oh oh / or am I caught in a hit and run?
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former professional wrestler "Ultimate Warrior" doesn't think that Terri Schiavo should be kept alive. If that's what he's really saying
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(259)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
D.A. from Robert Blake case lashes out, calls Blake guilty and jurors stupid. Also claims incontrovertible evidence that his dad could beat up your dad
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(210)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Eight of nine township assessors in Indianapolis have close relatives on the payroll. But don't worry, they are all trustworthy employees
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(45)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Lawyer files suit after being denied a checking account because he was allegedly a terrorist
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(106)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Barry "Bighead" Bonds begins explaining away his shrinking body mass before it even begins
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(306)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kyrgyz prtstrs vrthrw gvrnmt. Prsdnt lvs cntry
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(214)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
There's no problem in the world that a little 262-mile run won't fix
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Intoxicated motorist fails to stop for police, pulls into Hardee's drive-thru, attempts to order breakfast. "He was the drunkest driver I've seen in a long time"
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(113)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
French drivers admit they're bad in survey. More than one in three regularly parks on the sidewalk
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(77)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rejects Terri Schiavo's case
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(1853)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this construction site
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(100)
 
(ContactMusic)
 
 
 
Rapper 50 Cent disappointed that no one has shot his bulletproof cars
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(125)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Best (plausibly deniable) unintentional sexual moments in video game history. And by best, they mean least pixellated 8-bit graphics
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists invent "tea pill" for those who like tea but can't stand hot water
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(62)
 
(DH23)
 
 
 
Atlanta Fark Party, Saturday the 26th at 6:00 pmish, Dave & Busters on 85 in Gwinnett. Be there or we'll make fun of you behind your back
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lansing, MI, Fark party set for March 26th at 6:00 p.m. at Trippers
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(99)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Annual "running of the bulls" in Pamplona to get stiff competition from "running of the naked PETA protesters"
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(167)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas coach Bill Self apologizes for poor sportsmanship toward Bucknell, screwing everyone's bracket
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch driver's ed instructor gives beatdown to critic of his student's skills
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Whiney Houston back in rehab for an encore performance
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman orders chili from 99¢ menu at Wendy's. Finds eating it with finger hard to stomach
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(157)
 
(WTOC TV)
 
 
 
Man stores tax returns in the shared folder of "a popular file-sharing program." Hilarity ensues
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(56)
 
((BING)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new Fark Political Thread Bingo board. Link goes to the current and somewhat outdated version
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
David Cassidy hopes to win the Kentucky Derby. Camilla Parker-Bowles still favored at 3-1
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(23)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Upon solving all of the states other problems, Maryland legislators now to decide on removing seat belts from mechanical bulls
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(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Maxim publisher last seen wrapped in duct tape on military plane to Cuba
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(64)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bird lover who won £14 million in the lottery will spend it on the world's largest pigeon loft
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa high school wrestlers arrested for using the popular "wieners to the face" hold on teammates
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(90)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Celine Dion complains about seeing audience members often fall asleep. "Must be their jet lag"
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(117)
 


Wed March 23, 2005
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Former Playboy Playmate and Santa face accusations of stealing power tools from house trailer
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Edwards starts new job. Surprisingly, not toupee model
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(128)
 
(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
State Republicans push bill to allow college students to sue professors who claim evolution is real
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(1105)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Naked man defends his home from naked, fat burglar
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(46)
 
(Some hippie)
 
 
 
Life magazine takes a look at rock families. Circa 1971
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(134)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Study shows rhesus monkeys capable of planning thefts. Next phase to include politician control group
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(32)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Army falls short of recruiting goals. New Hootie jingle in the works
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(245)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
After getting a hug from a complete stranger, check to see if you still have your wallet
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Cincinnati basketball coach Bob Huggins. Duke sucks
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If anyone decided not to get a flu shot during this year's "unprecedented flu shot shortage," not to worry -- there are 4.5 million shots left
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huge explosion rocks refinery in Texas
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(162)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 reasons a messy office is better than a clean one
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(66)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds Gatorade will eat away your teeth faster than pop. At least you'll be able to sweat in neat colors, though
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(176)
 
(Eyewitnessnewstv)
 
 
 
Student photographs principal smoking on school grounds in violation of state law; posts pictures on Internet. Suspension ensues
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to huge toilet-paper donation, it is now safe to shake the hands of Erie County employees. It is not safe, however, to go to the county hospital that's replacing nurse's aides with laid-off park workers
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(38)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Minnesota school killer's first crack at Flash foretold his murderous spree
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(364)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Definition of "slow news day" now includes stories about aging rock singers shaving their testicles
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(69)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official Women's NCAA Tourney discussion thread
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meth addicts steal house brick by brick; prove that if you act like you're supposed to be doing something, people will leave you alone
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(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Penalty in NYC for climbing naked into a tree with your pre-op transexual fiance and having sex? Community service in the park
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(84)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Bride marries clay pot when groom fails to show up
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(47)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Soccer player's mother kidnapped in Brazil, the fourth in as many months
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plant capable of fixing genetic defects... Exactly as the Bible predicted
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(237)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Librarian sues Harvard, claiming she was judged "too pretty" for the job. Photo accompanying article testifies for the defense.
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(285)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's biggest tin foil hat to be put on Swiss glacier to prevent melting
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(38)
 
(PilotGuides)
 
 
 
Vietnamese snake wine -- how real men make booze. France surrenders
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(49)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Aliens build butcher shop in Los Angeles according to some whack job
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(82)
 
(Deans Planet)
 
Boobies
 
The OC's Mischa Barton minus one bikini top. Oggle the ribs sticking right out of her back (not safe for work)
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(304)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PGA Tour pro unable to finish golf tournament because he has no balls
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(54)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If you happen to see a bright, orange Humvee driving around Houston, Roger Clemens would like to speak with you
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(90)
 
(wikipedia)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new climatic phenomenon called "global dimming," and that it's cushioning us from the full effects of global warming
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(148)
 
(Azonano)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass atom born at University of Birmingham's Nanoscale Science Facility
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(57)
 
(Pittsburgh Live)
 
 
 
Cigarettes save man's life
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(89)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Zoo workers rescue two abandoned panther kittens; urge employees to be masters of their domain
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(35)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
'Pornographer's Opera' has everybody worrying about what will happen when 'the fat lady sings'
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(44)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Woman fined $16,000 for unpaid income taxes on money she stole
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neighbors discuss paying sexual predator to leave
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(321)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Skiers tan faster when skiing on fresh powder rather than older snow. Here comes the science
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(32)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"A large number of women feel embarrassed by having a hairy bottom"
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(177)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Top 10 amusement parks in North America. Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Expecting mothers get used to being left out of all the fun
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(310)
 
(oregonlive.com)
 
 
 
Tips on keeping your kids from being picked on by "cyberbullies." Growing a "cyberspine" not an option
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(135)
 
(Kilauea Volcano)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hornito
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(123)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Nothing replaces the warm healing hands of a caring doctor like a steel-clad robot
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(47)
 
(Poconos Record)
 
 
 
Road closed today so that frogs can get their freak on
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(52)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
A daily walk is good for your health -- except when a passing airplane dumps jet fuel on you
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Schoolchildren ask why baseball players can't shake hands on opening day as gesture of friendship. Baseball players suggest schoolchildren try crowding the plate on a 3-2 count to understand friendship's role in pro sports
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"In Russia there are forces that want to return to the past... where culture was like a castrated cat"
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists invent an alarm clock that moves around the room after going off to help get your ass out of bed. Still no cure for cancer
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(136)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Anti-piracy group plants infiltrator in ISP. Infiltrator likes free games and movies, illegally downloads 68,000 files
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(98)
 
(the Inquirer)
 
 
 
Creative Labs owes you $62
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(167)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make an origami rhombicosidodecahedron
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(73)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
While zipping up their pants, police note that the rising prevalance of naked girls on webcams is a "distrubing trend," will require more investigation
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(116)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tonight on a special episode of "Punky Brewster," Punky finds out she's about to become a MILF
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(346)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada says seal hunt necessary -- if a seal ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about
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(243)
 
(Punchbaby via Ebaumsworld)
 
 
 
CNN live coverage of wildfire disrupted by "witness" who claimed blaze was caused by Howard Stern's ass (video goodness)
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tinfoil hat: $1.25. Rigging microwave to work with door open: $0.36. Bragging that you came up with 9/11 plot in 1976 and CIA has ordered you to tell everyone: Dumbass
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(211)
 
(wsbradio.com)
 
 
 
Photo ID requirement for voters softened because Democrats say it will frighten old people and minorities into not voting
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(361)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When NASA spends more time working on escape plans than on the actual launch, you can tell it's almost time for another shuttle mission
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Step-by-step guide to creating the most confusing room your friends have ever seen
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(78)
 
(Sioux Falls Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Authorities warn that taking shredded elk antlers from Wind Cave National Park will win you a $5,000 fine and six months in jail
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(33)
 
(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Ukrainian easter eggs
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(75)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Everybody's doing it, now it's our turn: Iowa City Fark party. Interested? DIT, LGT Google maps
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy edges out competition in Rotten Sneaker Contest with his "no socks, ever" strategy
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(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Russia agrees to compensate everyone in the event of a nuclear accident, if anyone is left
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(28)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Orioles pitcher tries to avoid DUI with "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet"
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(44)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Nearly half of British secondary school teachers have suffered from mental illness. "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
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(41)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Parker Bowles says "neeigh" to being Queen
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
IMAX theaters refuse to show film on volcanoes because it might offend those with fundamental religious beliefs. Adam and Eve surrender
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(635)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Bill Nye the Science Guy makes a comeback with an adult-themed show covering sex, addiction and cloning
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(137)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Dispatcher suspended for telling 911 caller "too bad"
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(128)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Infrared glow of alien planets detected. Very cool pics
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(128)
 


Tue March 22, 2005
(VoyeurWeb)
 
Boobies
 
"Mary, a College Girl." Apparently she gets tuition by stripping at what looks like a funeral home (not safe for work)
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(176)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Keep Louisville Weird" campaign launched. In related news, "Keep New York Rude" campaign kicks off tomorrow
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(120)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"You too can drive the car that Oprah gave away by the dozen" is not an effective marketing strategy
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(75)
 
(chron.com)
 
 
 
Train hauling grain cannot maintain through rough terrain
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(69)
 
(Kyodo News)
 
 
 
Computers driving Japanese trains routinely exceed their authority and lie to the train crew. The railroad says there is no safety problem, just a faulty AE35 module
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(87)
 
(Adrants)
 
 
 
Adrants.com shines spotlight on Fark VideoEdit spoofing Hootie Burger King commercial
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts say "netspeak" is actually helping, not harming, the English language. Internet users everywhere: OMG ROFL WTF R U on, d00d?
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(194)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Free steak on I-84
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(52)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Arlington County will tow your car for overdue library books. Death penalty being considered for jay walking
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and a giant smoke ring
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania treasurer doesn't pay his taxes; uses county cell phone to arrange orgies; won't resign
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
EPA fails to mention Harvard study it funded, because conclusion was not what the EPA wanted to hear
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(177)
 
(LGN)
 
 
 
Theme: Darwin Award winners' acceptance speeches
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(18)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Clear Channel loses $90 million legal judgment on the strength of emails from executives expressing their need to "kill, crush and destroy" all competition. Wal-Mart smiley face seen defecating profusely out of fear
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(126)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Mmm mmm mmm, scientists caught using human corpses as crash-test dummies
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld praises ties with Argentina; also likes belts with Peru
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck makes his directorial debut with "Gone, Baby Gone," a title which surely reflects the current status of talent in Hollywood.
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Brunswick man holds girl hostage, demands winning Rutgers football season. She's hosed
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite dangerous shortage of vowels, the president of Kyrgyzstan refuses to declare state of emergency
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(61)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope to skip Good Friday services, may miss the entire season
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(117)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
NASA researchers look to golden showers as potential water source while denying reports that Hot Carls may be converted to brownies
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(126)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York tells early tax filers that the state is going to hold onto their interest-free loans for a little while longer
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(69)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
It really is remarkable how many high school hazing incidents involve naked wrestlers
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(126)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old beats down Easter Bunny over stale Peeps in last year's Easter basket
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(106)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Barry "Bighead" Bonds says he may miss entire season. Or he might be back by midseason. Or at least as long as it takes to get the HGH out of his pee
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(390)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
School employees get really pissed at successful soda machine thief. War of attrition ensues
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(94)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, let me get this straight; I give you $5000, and you'll fly invisible mermaids from London to help me recover my stolen car and money? Okay, what could possibly go wrong?
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Money just got more expensive: Fed raises interest rates to 2.75 percent
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(290)
 
(Cadillac News)
 
 
 
Northern Michigan yokel gets into fight with neighbor over who owns a bottle of booze. Stabs himself in the chest and tries to frame the neighbor. Darwinarity ensures
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this foggy deserted Olympic jump
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(103)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Scientists consider putting weeds in rivers to help clear them of scum. Future plans include birds to eat the weeds after the project, panthers to eat the birds and people to shoot the panthers
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(71)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
City council rules against man's use of astroturf for front lawn. Man still wondering about plans for retractable dome over house
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peruvian peasant family claims to own ancient Machu Picchu, also claim to have invented potatoes
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(69)
 
(TriCities)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old girl raises money to buy bulletproof vests for K-9 dogs
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(145)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Utah erects law making Internet pr0n illegal. Opponents of bill making motion to discharge
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(519)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Chaney will return as Temple's coach. No word on how this will affect vice-presidential duties
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The only seven-star hotel in the world (pics). Trump seen taking notes
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(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Growling thief with sword clinched in teeth steals bottle of whiskey and can of tobackie from convenience store. "He was like a pirate," say cops
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(67)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Greenpeace protestors storm floor of the Petroleum Exchange hoping to disrupt trading. Instead find themselves on the wrong side of an ass-kicking
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(336)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
After being imprisoned for over a year in Japan by the government for violating immigration law, Bobby Fischer decides to sue the U.S. government for $200 million
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(101)
 
(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Cow on the loose in Cincinnati. Again. Last seen moooooving down the street
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention-whore North Korea, upset that the U.S. government is paying more attention to a woman in a coma than to them, says they have more nukes
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(149)
 
(Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
If you want to spread the word about your huge under-age beer bash, it's probably best not to hand out fliers about it at the local mall
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(32)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Squatter turns down £2 million for his newly acquired land because he prefers to "live in natural surroundings"
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(65)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Judge refuses to order feeding tube reinserted in Shiavo
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(1866)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
School bans PB&Js because one one student is allergic to nuts
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(500)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese youth boards bus going to airport, threatens to hijack it unless it takes him to airport
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(30)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Miniature Big Bang created, thus proving God heated his burrito to over a trillion degrees
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In light of the recent steroid scandal, photoshop other performance-enhancing drugs
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(71)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Beast, Gambit and Angel to appear in X-Men 3
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(208)
 
(Starbulletin.com)
 
 
 
Gigantic WWII aircraft carrying Japanese submarine found off the coast of Hawaii
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(152)
 
(channel4.com)
 
 
 
The Worst Jobs in History from the Roman to Victorian era
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(86)
 
(makersdiet.com)
 
 
 
Biblically inspired diet. Jesus apparently avoided breadsticks, loved yummy, yummy roast beef
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Edmonton Fark party, 2 April. DIT
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(101)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
High school basketball player sinks last second shot while laying on his back at the three-point line and wins state tournament. ESPN "play of the week" commences (w/ pics and video)
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(86)
 
(timesunion.com)
 
 
 
It's maple syrup season
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(99)
 


Mon March 21, 2005
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Reduced-sugar versions of kids' cereals no healthier than originals. Kellogg's waves hand at American moms, states these are not the nutition facts they were looking for
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(95)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers: Moderate drinking may prevent Type 2 Diabetes, lack of hitable women
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's slow news indicator: Toasted cheese sandwich with special aged cheddar and five kinds of garlic and onion being called the "tastiest morsel ever" by cheese sandwich experts
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(65)
 
(WISH TV)
 
 
 
If you have nothing better to do while your house is burning down around you, Indiana fire department would like to offer you smoke masks to put on your cat
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(42)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gym teacher pulls a Porky's. The Smoking Gun is there
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(79)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steeplechase race
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(61)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Woman awakens at 2:00 a.m. to find sleep-walking husband mowing the yard nude
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(86)
 
(Cinn Post)
 
 
 
If the car in front of you is going too slow, try gunning in front of him and slamming on the brakes, causing an 11 car pileup. It's the only way he'll ever learn
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(251)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to 200 lashes for making fun of people with long beards
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Lucas says "Revenge of the Sith" to be filled with "tears and darkness." Unclear whether tears will be from audience, or if darkness will be brick-induced
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(188)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man hooks 200-pound tarpon in back yard. Fish takes him for six-mile ride. "We are now 20 minutes into the fight and I realize I should have brought a lip gaff and some beer."
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former President of Peru, who's exiled & wanted for murder, plans to launch "Comeback Cola" to help out his 2006 re-election plans
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(23)
 
(WCCO)
 
NewsFlash
 
Red Lake HS shooting: one dead, 14+ others injured
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(674)
 
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
Scheduled meetings for the week of 3/21
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(44)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colon-cleansing clinic was actually selling SFIA
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock says from now on she will choose risky, agent edgy roles, no longer wishing to play it "safe". Look for her soon reprising her role as a lovable FBI in 'Miss Congeniality 2'
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(147)
 
(Foster's Online)
 
 
 
Breathless police pleased to announce that they finally closed their grip on drive-by masturbator
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(49)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Your hospital won't transplant that kidney you bought on the internet? Sue them
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
VideoEdit contest due: The ad wizards at Burger King have lost their minds with the Tender Crisp Chicken Cowboy Hootie commercials. Make a commercial for another fast food restaurant that has gone insane
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Poll shows 70% of Americans broadly and strongly disapprove of federal intervention in the Terri Schiavo case, with sizable majorities saying Congress is overstepping its bounds for political gain
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(1102)
 
(Zug)
 
 
 
Zug.com's 2005 Credit Card prank tests the limits of signing fake names on the back of credit cards
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(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hogzilla was real, just not as big as they said it was
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this "toilet" into something a westerner could use
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(150)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Angry New Yorkers who thought they won $100,000 descend upon the Daily News building after paper prints wrong number in contest. The NY Post is there
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(71)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian goddess Daniela Cecconello (not safe for work)
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
God save the horse. Camilla can become Queen afterall
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(112)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Massive rallies sweep across Kyrgyzstan over election fraud, vowel shortage
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(243)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New 20XD6 Stinkoman Game
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(115)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hopping mad Easter Bunny gets arrested for assault
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(43)
 
(Broadcast and Cable)
 
 
 
A penis showed up on David Spade's nose on SNL and no one noticed
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(164)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
North Carolina considering banning "Solitaire" on state-owned machines
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(57)
 
(Foundphotos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cross bearer
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(104)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman, 67, finally says yes after turning down nine wedding proposals over the years
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman commits suicide so her two blind sons could receive her corneas. Doctors say that cornea transplant probably won't help either child
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Film about Bob Dylan to star black woman who will portray his "inner blackness"
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Zippy the Pit Bull skips town after judge sentences pet to doggie death row
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(129)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Golden goodness (not safe for work)
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(71)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
In order to shake label of "Fat City, USA," Houston organizes a bike ride with free beer and tacos
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(56)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drunk man becomes disruptive on flight. Passengers respond by killing him
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(305)
 
(The Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until someone gets hit with a traffic cone. HPZ wanted for questioning
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Leaving SUV running while getting cigarettes: Bad. Leaving three-year-old sleeping in the back: Worse. Having SUV and child stolen right in front of you: Worst
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chemical company argues digging up 30,000 leaking barrels of chemicals would cause more harm than good, and besides, they're not leaking as much now as when they were buried
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