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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctors find karate may help ADHD sufferers if they can stick with it. "Do you want Ritalin?"
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(170)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aging hag Sarah Jessica Parker dropped as the face of The Gap; replaced by musician Joss Stone. "Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn't have minded so much"
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(216)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Honda about to receive a flying sidekick
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(106)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It was the (scrollscrollscroll) best of times, (scrollscrollscroll) it was the (scrollscrollscroll) the worst of times...
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(93)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Owners of cat-napped cat hire private investigator after getting note from napper. Your dog wants the ransom in small milkbones
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(44)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Inmate collects 72,927 four-leaf clovers. Apparently, you need all the luck you can get protecting the ol' corn hole
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(42)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Department of Energy trying to figure out how to mine burning ice from the floor of the oceans
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(109)
 
(Southfield Eccentric)
 
 
 
Town uses "computer cop" program to protect town children from online predators. Instead, program discovers that a lot of the husbands are looking at porn
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(158)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
University "rocked" by plagiarism. In other news, Liberace wore sparkly things
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote on common people and celebrities and how annoying you find them
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(50)
 
(The Daily Bruin)
 
 
 
"Healthy" campus restaurant's sandwiches have average of 842 calories each. Manager: "Students should not focus solely on nutritional numbers"
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(121)
 
(Chillicothe Gazette)
 
 
 
Cash lost in robbery: $38. Lighter and three packs of cigarettes: $10.50. Having clothes stolen and running home naked: Priceless
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(49)
 
(KPHO)
 
 
 
When you rent a U-Haul to move cross country, please make sure you get the insurance
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Farm animals have emotions, feelings and needs that should be respected. Your dog wants understanding (with pic of four bovine MacGyvers)
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(123)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Fort Myers museum taken over by aliens
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(56)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Residents upset over sale of 816-pound cannon
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(21)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man hopes to celebrate his 100th birthday being pulled up Antarctic mountain
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(20)
 
(Some Freak)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange scene at an amusement park
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(103)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, RCMP plan to seize shopping carts from homeless
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(173)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Some people just ask their boss for a raise. Others strip naked and jump off the boat in the middle of the night
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John DeLorean dead at 80. Was trying for 88, but his flux-capacitor gave out
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(123)
 
(whitehouse.org)
 
 
 
Saving Terri Schiavo: Incontrovertible proof that every life has worth
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(694)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An unexpected consequence of war: Cross-dressing bandit prostitutes
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA tournament discussion thread
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(347)
 
(Fort Wayne Journal-Gazette)
 
 
 
Hoosiers still rocking the mullet
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(85)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Teen calls on the powers of Foghat to unharsh school's vibes
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Peter, master of the queen's music, caught preparing a "delicious" swan terrine forbidden to all but the queen. In other news, most Americans still giggling over "Sir Peter"
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(113)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The quality of British scandals has gone way down
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(32)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army is investigating incidents of unexploded World War I-era munitions showing up in clamshells used as paving material for driveways. That should keep the in-laws away
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
DaimlerChrysler announces hydrogen car for sale in 2012. No word yet on whether this will also be the long-promised flying car
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(108)
 
(TuscaloosaNews)
 
 
 
Alabama man gets 44,000 volt lesson on why you should never shaft copper wire from power transformers
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In Virginia, due to a loophole, you can legally serve alcohol to anybody, regardless of age, at parties
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(95)
 
(Some Pundit)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Gibson of Fox News
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian hospital to person with heart problem: "We can see you in three months, and if the person named on this computer-generated letter is deceased, please accept our sincere apologies"
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(329)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Sault Ste. Marie to get a radiation bunker. Reynolds said to be increasing tin foil shipments to the Soo
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Underwear of the Confederacy (not safe for work)
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(241)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Robert Blake trial juror decides that writing songs during the trial is a good idea, sells album. Hate mail ensues
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hearing impaired can now use new "face phone" technology -- an animated face mouths the words being spoken
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(99)
 


Sat March 19, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Things that happened in movies in real life situations
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(131)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Two women shoplifters steal nearly $8,000 worth of clothes, including 228 pairs of thong-th-thong-thong-thong underwear
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(50)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
While other schools raise tuition, Pierce College rents out the baseball field to the Spice Channel
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(59)
 
(Cox News)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the free world, Bush cancels appointments and returns to White House to await legislation on Shiavo feeding-tube issue
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(1090)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
New Broadway musical "Monthy Python's Spamalot" earns $1.6 million on opening night. That'll buy plenty of dead parrots
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ahh, the first signs of spring: "Spring Break can kill you" articles
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Grand Masters of memory can memorize a list of 1000 digits in order in under an hour. Cannnot always remember her name the next morning
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
7.0 earthquake rattles southern Japan
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(139)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
George the Sheep celebrates his 21st birthday. That's about 180 in human years
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(36)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Azerbaijan Olympic wrestler wins gold in pimping
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Viewer rage at birth scene on children's TV (article not safe for gunge-haters)
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(60)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Paramedics diagnose woman as "dead," leave her. Police upgrade her to "alive." Hospital later upgrades her to "glad you're feeling better, have a nice day, come back and see us some time"
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man gets boo-boo on his footsie while trying on high-fashion footwear at Wal-Mart;sues
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(94)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Town whose only pharmacy refuses to stock condoms or morning-after pill surprised by high rate of teen pregnancy
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(217)
 
(Herald-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Microbreweries. New hotness: Mini-distilleries
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(60)
 
(wltx.com)
 
 
 
Woman tells witness that everyone at courthouse better watch out because she might "come and pull an Atlanta." Judge not amused
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kimchi cures bird flu. Here comes the science
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(147)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House decorated and fenced with flattened beer cans deemed art, receives $125,000 grant. In other news, applications for art grants in college towns up one gazillion percent
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cutting-edge Godzilla deflector
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(104)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists explain why it's important for us to go back to the moon before going to Mars
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(148)
 
(Newton Tab)
 
 
 
If you have $70,000 in cash in your apartment, lock the door (second story)
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"This is the first castle, and probably the last, the department has seized," says IRS agent
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(52)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Hitler's Mein Kampf becomes bestseller in Turkey
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(272)
 
(Some Perv)
 
Boobies
 
The lovely Neferteri Shepherd (not safe for work)
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(146)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian accused of driving drunk blames liquor-filled candies
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(49)
 
(A Boobie Fan)
 
Boobies
 
A nice redhead with natural boobies (not safe for work)
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(163)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fred Couples, proving his IQ is below his golf handicap, drops F-bomb on gallery
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
InstaPhotoshop this guy riding his bike
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(111)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Graphic test 021305. Graphic is only a test. Do not use
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(117)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Menstruation helps women live longer than men. Also helps lawn getting mowed and underwear picked up off the floor
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(92)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man cleared in murder of 83-year-old father after employing "I was sleepwalking, man" defense. Chewbacca nods, says "Good one, dude"
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Give us your funniest celebrity impression
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(30)
 
(Ninn.org)
 
 
 
Mom doesn't understand the uproar over cute "string up fishing wire at head height along snowmobile trail" gag that her son pulled
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(232)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man calls car dealership to inform them that his son just shot him in the head, he's bleeding profusely, and he's driving down the highway. Asks dealership to call 911 for him
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(70)
 
(Some Merman I Should Turn 2B)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lipstick tube-shaped thing
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(86)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
When your doctor tells you to strip and crawl on all fours, be suspicious. Also, beware of Ed Zachary Disease
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(47)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "How to Get Fired": The employee who forgot to turn the natural-disaster warning off for 20 hours
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman dismayed to find that the Freedom of Information Act doesn't cover specifying which police officers are eligible bachelors. Nor can she get their addresses
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dutch doctors kept outbreak of STD secret, because they wanted to get all the credit for writing it up in medical journal
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Farkin tired)
 
Boobies
 
Honeysbuns and an itty-bitty thong make for a tired wrist (not safe for work)
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(135)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
At Nooky's Erotic Bakery, one can get a handjob for just $3
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(61)
 
(Charleston Post & Courier)
 
 
 
Thief steals same stuff from same victims in same place. "This guy is a moron... that guitar still had the evidence tag in it from the last time it was stolen"
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Koi
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(110)
 
(DefenseTech.org)
 
 
 
Congress funds "giant kevlar flyswatter" designed to knock satellites out of orbit. Preliminary hearings on "enormous titanium Roach Motel" slated for upcoming session
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(44)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lawmaker apologizes for invoking Godwin's Law during stem-cell debate
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(137)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
One squirrel + 13,000 volts = Manhole blown eight feet high
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(88)
 


Fri March 18, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The prostate is like Arnold Schwartznegger." No mention of weener like Herve Villechaize
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
*Ding-dong* "Who is it?" "Naked man" "Naked man who?"
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bobby Fischer to be granted Icelandic citizenship. Local authorities keep him in check
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Climate change inevitable for the next hundred years. Get your Arizona beach-front property early
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castro insulted by being on Forbes' richest list
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man dressed as a leprechaun robs laundromat of $322
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists to make mouse with human brain cells. What can possibly go wrong? Oh, and your dog wants cat brain cells
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Maggots are remarkably efficient
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ressssidentssss of ssssixteen flatssss evacuated after cobra esssscapessss. Authoritiessss take two dayssss to remove it
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Scumbag admits to abducting and murdering nine-year-old Jessica Lunsford
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(535)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study: Abstinence makes the hard go wander
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
The family that deals together, stays together. In prison
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(18)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop these crazy Taiwanese soldiers
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lil' Kim convicted of conspiracy, perjury in federal court. Jailarity to ensue
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Some Newspaper)
 
 
 
Kid finds jar of pee, brings it to school. Jar breaks, school evacuated
source: delcotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucas to release Star Wars in 3D. That's two dimensions more than Hayden Christensen's acting
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Turtle has image of satan burned into shell after surviving pet store fire (with shell pics)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Omahachannel)
 
 
 
Three minivans collide in west Omaha. Soccer moms on full alert
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terri Schiavo's feeding tube has been removed
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1336)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Doctors cut man's micro-penis off and grow it on his forearm
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(116)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Hot cat tossed from tin roof
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(India Daily)
 
 
 
How to tell if a UFO is terrestrial or extra-terrestrial. Hint No. 284: Most commercial pilots are not part-time proctologists
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(74)
 
(Longmont)
 
 
 
Flying flaming cowpie under investigation
source: longmontfyi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
It's not easy to pick out the priest at a nudist beach. But generally, he's the one holding a bible
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(58)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Police put five-year-old girl in handcuffs, legcuffs after fight at school. "To think we would consider charging a child of that age with a crime is almost comical"
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(241)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NCAA basketball Duke Sucks discussion thread
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(360)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Court rules it's okay to drink and drive if you are asleep
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(WCPO)
 
 
 
Bob loses reason to smile as feds raid Enzyte headquarters
source: wcpo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One, two, three, four, Virgin declares thumb war
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Feces from fowl farm forms foul feelings for fellow folk
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(33)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
English-only policy at doughnut shop draws fire. Your chihuahua wants Krispy Kreme instead
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Lucky again: Man who accidentally laundered his winning lottery ticket and then turned in the pieces has been awarded his winnings by the court
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple-shaped women six times more likely to develop diabetes than pear-shaped women. Banana-shaped men still in high demand
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(51)
 
(WCPO)
 
 
 
Today's "man steals police cruiser and wrecks it while deputy stands nearby" story brought to you by Cincinnati, Ohio (w/ inspirational pic)
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(49)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $130,000 after doctor implants wrong boobies
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian scientists find new species of fish with whiskers and beer gut. Still looking for beer fish
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man covers himself in talismans to make himself invisible during bank heist. Is dismayed to learn that they don't stop bullets, either
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(74)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Frog hospital to close. Frog hospital?
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man painted red and forced to run naked through the streets after crowd decides he was a thief. Beats the hell out of the usual stoning
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(32)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The world can sleep easy tonight with the knowledge that, thanks to their Supreme Court, Quebecers are still safe from yellow margarine
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
French chef teams with Japanese swordmaker to market knife set. They slice, they dice, they julienne ronin
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Age Game: Make old celebrities young, or young celebrities old
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants"
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(63)
 
(Google)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brain-dead Congress subpoenas brain-dead witness (Edit: Schiavo tube story keeps developing. Let's keep the mess to this thread)
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(868)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for beating her brother up with rhubarb
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(38)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly Tokyo man robs 1,000 houses, in need of nap
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(29)
 
(KRNV)
 
 
 
Three men break into house at the same time. Argument breaks out when they happen to meet up. Gunplayarity ensues
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German wins €20 million, hurries back to work
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(104)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Can a light saber cut through adamantium? Discuss
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(838)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
No good kidney donation goes unpunished: Hubby dumps donor wife for her sister
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(84)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police capture dangerous saltwater crocodile, release it in popular swimming hole
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paralysed man sues and wins $1 million because "No Diving" sign "did not say diving was dangerous"
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(200)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Turns out one of Colonel Sander's secret herbs and spices is cancer-causing shoe polish dye. That's tumor-lickin' good
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(109)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dealer accepts cows for cars... no bull. Time to trade Bessy for a Buick
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(40)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Small typos creating big problems
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman chains her scooter to a fence while she goes to get new license plates for it. Army blows it up because it has no license plates
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(125)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The formerly hot Nicole Richie now needs a sammich... or two
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(285)
 
(Some Teachers)
 
 
 
Nearly eight in 10 teachers (78 percent) said students are quick to remind them that they have rights or that their parents can sue (I told you so)
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(279)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan refused admitance to a night club, so her date leaves her outside as he goes in to party with his buds
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(196)
 


Thu March 17, 2005
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
With nothing newsworthy happening anywhere, the Globe takes a look at people who wear pajamas during the day
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(63)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is our children getting dumber? (Editor: "AI YAI YAI")
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(173)
 
(Some Sad Alaskan)
 
 
 
It's all over for the giant ice tower. Outhouse survives
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McGwire (refuses to say if he) took steroids
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(230)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Navy vows not to bomb Maryland island. They plan to pound a Virginia island back into the bay, but Maryland is safe
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Black hole created in a lab. What could possibly go wrong?
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(400)
 
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Gang of cows decide to take a morning stroll on I-75. Hilarity ensues
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(59)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Fake tablet of Viagra gives man hard time
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(61)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix county jail officials say their jails house more seriously mentally ill people than any other facility in the state, including the front office of the Arizona Cardinals
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(47)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man smokes while getting oxygen from a tank. What could possibly go wrong?
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tough gun laws in South Africa force people to instead purchase crossbows, spears and swords. It's time to get medieval on your asses
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(162)
 
(Mine.)
 
 
 
Photochop my pathetic workshop
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(146)
 
(The Superficial)
 
Boobies
 
Jessica Alba in GQ. (No nudity, dammit, but probably NSFW)
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(285)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Fake condoms being sold in Durex packaging 10 times more unreliable than standard (161)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Auditors posed as your friendly computer guy, get IRS employees passwords and your tax returns
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(52)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Budget cuts force employees to bring own TP to work. No. 2 pencils attain whole new meaning
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Inmates at Greek prison find out guards are not allowed to fire their 100-year-old guns due to safety concerns. Mass escapes ensue
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(67)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Before flagging down the police to help you move your stalled van, make sure you remove all weapons and the evidence that you are a crack aficionado
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(27)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Lessons learned from the Iraq occupation: You need tanks in cities, terrorist attacks drop to zero when you restore sewer and electricity, and tight money plus stupid regulations are bigger problems than the terrorists
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(403)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Because practice makes perfect, China and Russia plan to "rehearse" invasion of Taiwan
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(366)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Unopposed mayoral candidate loses election
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(50)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Baker defends his shop against robber with multiple volleys of bread rolls
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(33)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Firefighter denies stealing neighbor's cat and attempting to turn it into gator bait
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(64)
 
(The Boston Phoenix)
 
 
 
"High Times" editor surprised that people keep asking if he has any weed
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(86)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado officials decide against holding mock school rampage exercise on Columbine anniversary
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(43)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer talks to guy at urinal next to his
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(180)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Genetic code of female X chromosome cracked. Elusive shopping, nagging genes still on the loose
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(248)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three fans from the big Pacers/Pistons brawl sentenced to community service, probation
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Europeans are becoming as fat as Americans. In other news, Royale Avec Fromage sales at all time high
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(179)
 
(Publius pundit)
 
 
 
Rumors of Syrian coup debunked
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(70)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Proof that idle hands are the devil's playthings: Leonard Nimoy to publish photographs of naked fat people. SFW, no pics
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(93)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official MLB steroid hearing discussion thread
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(404)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
March Madness discussion thread, predict major upsets. Duke sucks
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(396)
 
(Some Disgruntled Employee)
 
 
 
Farker received a $0.13 raise at his annual review. Photoshop a way for him to thank the company for their generosity
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mass brawl breaks out between MPs at Indonesian parliament. "The violence lasted for several minutes with at least two confirmed knock downs, but apparently no serious injuries." Dick Cheney surrenders
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(41)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
As gas prices rise, station owners whine about the cost of more number twos for their signs
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(262)
 
(Flashnews)
 
 
 
Wrestling star Christy Hemme found posing nude for Playboy difficult (safe for work)
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(167)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Posh ski resort reserves three entire slopes, protected by security nets for beginning skier
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(83)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After cutting the cheese for three straight days, 14 people pick a winner
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa slows methamphetamine trade by restricting access to Sudafed. In related news, cocaine use down 26 percent
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(148)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher is all grown up. He can also crap gold doubloons
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With just hours to go before he's released, man escapes from prison
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(76)
 
(620 KTAR)
 
 
 
Arizona State University spokesperson demoted for justifying use of Tasers on 24 fans after Fiesta Bowl
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(66)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Embattled polygamous police chief says religion doesn't rule his job, but admits in domestic disturbance calls, often finds himself asking, "Would the four of you quiet down?"
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own cryptic message to space
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(119)
 
(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Man daringly robs bank at pitchforkpoint. Is later apprehended at getaway ferry
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(35)
 
(The Freeman)
 
 
 
Phillipine prisoners ask priest to curse bad spirits out of their jail, but the ghost of Tossed Salad Man still haunts the cells
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(37)
 
(DW)
 
 
 
German eBay-type website offers jobs to those willing to work for the least money
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(165)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Robber jailed after using banana as weapon. Expected to appeel the decision
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(69)
 


Wed March 16, 2005
(AP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Stealing candy from babies. New hotness: Stealing cookie money from Girl Scouts
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(51)
 
(Corvallis Gazette)
 
 
 
Oregon State Beaver players kidnap ram being used in a study on homosexuality in sheep
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(56)
 
(CambridgeNews)
 
 
 
Man figures out ultimate bank heist plan: Walk into the bank, pick up the money, walk out
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
241 parents -- summoned to a meeting to discuss their truant children -- do not show up
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(143)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man loses custody of 200 goats after carcases of 80 other goats found - Says he was waiting for their "spirits to pass" before he buried them
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(19)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bad: your new sex doll turns itself on at random times. Worse: it turns itself on at the post office while you're trying to return it. Worser: this causes a bomb scare
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(76)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Best excuse for missing school ever: "A horde of maurauding baboons kept me trapped in my home"
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(47)
 
(wtopnews.com)
 
 
 
Bond denied for man described as "biggest tax cheat in U.S. history"
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(226)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mom sues hospital, claiming she nursed wrong baby. "Well, not actually 'nursed.' But I came close, and it was devastating. Now give me money"
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(162)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In order to make the NFL more sissified, players must now get other player's attention before tackling
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(184)
 
(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Light up the candle called "His Essence" and you'll experience the smell of Jesus. Gelfling essence still in development
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(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Women paying more than men for goods and services like clothes and hair cuts is a human rights violation
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(237)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Mechanic takes trip in customer's car. Hoping to clarify precedent, lawyers searching for Abe Froman
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(66)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A growing collection of computer games is emerging for blind gamers. For once, it isn't just the game manufacturers who lack vision
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(44)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Vampire bats are astonishingly good runners. Still suck at breast stroke
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Speed camera catches low-flying plane
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer hauling load of Corona crashes and explodes. ¡Ay, Dios mio!
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chevron gas station bathroom has chandelier, faux travertine walls, silver columns, marble counter and, of course, a throne
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(32)
 
(Some assless Guy)
 
 
 
Please note in the future, assless chaps are not allowed in the student centre
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dilapidated storefront
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(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A list of everything Bart ever wrote on the chalk board
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(71)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda says her former husband was fonda threesomes, forced her to have sex with other women
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(190)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Robert Blake acquitted of murder
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(328)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Group of people with 400 loaves of bread break world record by creating the largest mosaic of toast ever. Crusty onlookers say it goes against the grain
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(45)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dwarf turns to arson after being ridiculed for his height
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clairvoyants say fugitive general either hiding in Croatia, or in basement at the Alamo
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(38)
 
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
The 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman. Oddly enough, "pull my finger" not listed
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(495)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fire fighters furious that department won't allow them to wear green hats
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
British motorcycle engineers invent zero-emission bike with one huge problem -- it's too quiet
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(182)
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Breast-feeding mothers should be offered the same tax breaks as the rest of the dairy-production industry
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(53)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man spends years to make dream of building a gym come true. Gym spends a couple of seconds killing him
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(73)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
TV channel runs pictures of MP sleeping in parliament. Bye bye, cameras
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(46)
 
(MassLive.com)
 
 
 
Masked man found napping in car with holdup note
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(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senate votes to drill for oil in ANWAR. Caribou not impressed
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(1185)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Suspects in Air India bombing found not guilty
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(113)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man sues to have police record sealed because that pesky murder conviction makes it hard for him to find job
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New species of three-inch long, predatory fairy shrimp found in Idaho. They swim upside down and stick live shrimp on belly spikes for lunch
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(65)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
♫ And he would drive 1,000 miles ♫ and he would drive 1,000 more ♫ just to be the man who drove 2,000 miles ♫ and got arrested for child porn ♫
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(177)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Court orders 27-year-old woman to stop gardening in her underwear. Edie Britt unavailable for comment
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(89)
 
(TheTimesOnline)
 
 
 
Woman discovers, much to her neighbor's chagrin, that it's not a good idea to use a remote starter on a stick-shift car parked in reverse
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(143)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Judge sentences Scott Peterson to death
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(458)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Ping-pong teacher has some balls to paddle his schoolgirl lover
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(51)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man -- told by doctors for 10 years he was "dangerously obese" -- had 55-pound tumor in his stomach
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(98)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery man held on drug charge. It's not delivery, it's DiGanja
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors plan to lug exercise bikes up Mount Everest, pedal vigorously, see what happens, expect nothing will go wrong
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(38)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush names Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz to head up World Bank
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(411)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Upscale drive-by shooting in Dallas involves suspect shooting from his Jaguar's sunroof
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with "TIPSY" license plate faces DUI charges
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(53)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
PG-rated films hauled in more money than R-rated ones for first time in 20 years
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(104)
 
(Some Porn Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Insanely hot chick with an assault rifle. God bless America (not safe for work)
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Dakota third-grader commutes to school by mule
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(91)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big baby
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(99)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Man steals 1,330 pairs of panties, keeps them neatly arranged, takes them out whenever he feels lonely (ads maybe nsfw)
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Figure-conscious Singapore government sets up fat-measuring machines at gas stations and supermarkets
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(50)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass, two-faced kitten dies. PETA on lookout for man who fapped a two-fer last week
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(87)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Students attempt to foil national mathematics examination, and they would have succeeded if it hadn't been for those dagnab pesky state officials
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kansas City paleontology museum to exhibit 140-year-old dinosaur
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(251)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's "masturbating, nude Peeping Tom" story brought to you by India. Witnesses: "He is obviously a pervert"
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey testing out new ice colors. Don't eat the orange snow
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(168)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Remember, the lion's den is not part of the petting zoo
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(53)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Disappointed that UFIA Arena never made it? Here's your chance to suggest UFIA Boulevard
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Disarming report on dead alligator contains offhand comments that are hard to stomach
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fecal matter found in letter addressed to Lexington's vice mayor, maybe because he's the No. 2 man
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two men walk for six days without sleep. Freddy Krueger pissed
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(50)
 
(WOODTV)
 
 
 
Michigan couple arrested for buying baby. In other news, Kentucky babies upgraded to "strong buy" this week at $5000
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(52)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
More men are planning financially for their divorces before they even get married
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(376)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
An Irish toast -- and a list of beers worth drinking
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(183)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Just because you're a guy named Stacey apparently doesn't give you the right to throw lotion and curse at everyone
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parks in China have agreed to stop feeding horses to their lions, at least in public
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hacker punished for spreading a virus to all three WebTV customers
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Lord of the Rings" to hit stage as musical. No word if whether musical will last 21 hours or cover only 12 percent of story
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(55)
 
(Pressrepublican (AP))
 
 
 
Olive Garden heard CNN report Jackson jurors were starving to death, so they sent over bunch of pizzas
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Design a religiously inspired bath product. Link goes to GIS for bath products
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(91)
 
(abc15.com)
 
 
 
School monitor caught stuffing weeds into mouths of two first graders who tormented another monitor
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
99-year-old celebrates with his seventh consecutive birthday party at Hooters
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(41)
 
(www.rapnews.com)
 
 
 
Rapper Xzibit busted for trying to smuggle $20 worth of marijuana into Guam
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(121)
 
(Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Wife to stand trial over rat poison in lunch. Claims she thought it was Skinny and Sweet
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(33)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Engineers come up with "building in a bag" -- just add water
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(57)
 
(Mr. Tambourine Man)
 
 
 
Take any song and William Shatnerize it
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(42)
 
(appleinsider.com)
 
 
 
Apple moves closer to 1980s with fancy, newfangled device called a "two-button mouse"
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(297)
 


Tue March 15, 2005
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Idle chit-chat between two detectives solves two mysterious crimes that occured 15 years ago
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(46)
 
(ThisIsLondon)
 
 
 
Kids have nightmares after seeing commercial where brown blob of Marmite devours humans
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pantsless man with only one shoe strolls around in freezing weather, wields a shotgun for warmth
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(48)
 
(WOAI)
 
 
 
Today's chupacabra DNA test is brought to you by San Antonio, Texas. Article also mentions the worst possible use of an Apple computer
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(74)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Holy shiat. Man claims that excrement and urine from his cow can miraculously cure diseases after cow was possessed by a heavenly entity last week
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(42)
 
(todayinhistory)
 
 
 
Today marks the 80th anniversary of boobies on the silver screen
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(46)
 
(nbc5.com)
 
 
 
Pooches compete for the 10th annual "Ugly Dog" title (with pics and video)
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(42)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fugitive lured across the border by a two-for-one lunch special
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brazilian firm develops new plane that runs on alcohol. Their prototype plane, powered by the enthusiasm of Brazil's soccer commentators, was destroyed when it reached light speed
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Baywatch" star arrested for attempting to stop General Motors from destroying electric cars
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely Elvis sightings
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(130)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Farkers crashed SbB gig -- and Drew was there (with SbB Girl pic goodness)
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(99)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Hidden camera gets attention of tiger. Snaps photo of "get in mah belly" action
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(38)
 
(ePolitix)
 
 
 
Because cows were just too big, Britain now dealing with a rash of fly-tipping incidents
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top Catholic cardinal on "The DaVinci Code": "You can find that book everywhere and the risk is that many people who read it believe that those fairy tales are real"
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(496)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psychologist going to jail for committing neighbor over dog-poop feud
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(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Spring breaker falls from balcony during spitting contest
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(63)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
After months of intense scrutiny and fact-finding, the Associated Press discovers people bet on college basketball a lot in March
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(16)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
The hottest new bar in Singapore has industrial-strength freezer that keeps club temperature between 28 and 32 degrees Fahrenheit
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school battle of the bands turns into a blood-soaked crucifixion. "The kids were just out of control," police say. "They were getting into weird stuff"
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(95)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Greyhound no longer considered a dog in Kansas; not considered respectable transportation anywhere in U.S.
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(101)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Teenagers to be given robot dolls that look like the kid from "Deliverance" to teach them about the dangers of drugs and alcohol
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(86)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Painting company promises that Scooby Doo will no longer work for them
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(29)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Doctors find themselves treating an additional 770 patients -- all dolls and stuffed animals
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(27)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
When clowns attack
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In online chat with fans, Martha Stewart says her ankle bracelet "chafes." Stewart now plans to market goat's milk and calendula-based Felon Balm
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(91)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mudskippers, fiddler crabs unable to sue. Mr. Horse tells Muddy, 'No sir, I don't like it.'
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(78)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Twins catcher Mike Redmond breaks out of slumps by holding 'naked batting practice', no word on how large his bat is
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
O'Jays not too happy about having Justin Timberlake introduce them at their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction
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(151)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Australian sheep farmers and PETA overjoyed that new breed of sheep has a bare ass
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(56)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
FCC says that Nicolette Sheridan dropping her towel on Monday Night Football promo is not indecent, but warns network that if they try that stunt with Rosie O'Donnell, the penalties will be severe
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(80)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fat-free hot dog will make your flabby ass thin, cure you of that nasty healthy-eating-and-exercise habit
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(59)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man denies holding up store in monkey costume
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(39)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Twinkies elevated to art form. Art critics say its all just sugary fluff to appeal to the masses
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(28)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man arrested for sex with uncle's goat. His defense: "How was I to know she was just a kid?"
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(103)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Danish intelligence services seek spies through ad campaign (w/ pointless illustration)
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thief arrested three times in one day
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(51)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man attempts suicide, fails. Teen daughter finds man, allegedly "helps" his efforts. Jailarity ensues
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(355)
 
(Stretch)
 
 
 
Theme: People have helper monkeys. Photoshop your helper animal
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(109)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
North Carolina University researchers are spending hours a day glueing radio transmitters to crickets. Global domination can't be far off
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Engineer says that he can no longer vouch for safety of Boston's "Big Dig" tunnels. Citizens now worried their "cah" will end up in the "hahbah"
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(167)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
WorldCom CEO Bernie Ebbers convicted. One down, a crapload to go
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(358)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top five Internet scams. Getting charged $5 a month to see your headline submissions shot down strangely absent from list
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(210)
 
(Daily Press, VA)
 
 
 
Mitty's is where 16-year-olds learn the shag with 78-year-olds
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(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ewes have only two nipples. Normally, this is not a problem
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(48)
 
(News 14 Carolina)
 
 
 
Today's "doctor leaves surgical sponge filled with toxic waste inside patient" story brought to you by Charlotte, NC
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(92)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man puts half-page ad in paper complaining about poor service from car dealership. Rival dealership puts half-page ad in the paper offering man one of their vehicles instead
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(85)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Hair loss adds growth to sex drive, says group of bald scientists
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(103)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Vibrating condoms are not the only imaginative creations on the market.... Also new is the ice condom"
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Professional athlete fined by league for being caught on camera engaging in conduct with "sexual element"
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(81)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
The Yeti phenomenon originates from mentally unbalanced individuals
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(97)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that people die later than they expect
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(81)
 
(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Man intentionally jumps in front of moving fire truck
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hood, Pierce and Mike Cox agree to put state law affecting utereses on hold
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(164)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Popularity of spelling bees rising. Popularity of multiplying rabbits about same
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(48)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Upcoming episode of "24" will focus on Jack Bauer eating a sandwich
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(199)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pi Day gives math mavens something to celebrate besides being world's oldest virgins
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malawi's president flees haunted mansion, screaming something about rooms stretching and hitchhiking ghosts
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(36)
 
(klfy.com)
 
 
 
Eighteen-wheeler dumps load of Louisiana Hot Sauce on roadway. Firemen mop up mess with wings, blue cheese
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tina and her burning desert shanty
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(87)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
Senator sells beat-up old car to constituent for $356
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(71)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Homeless man sued and got $230,000 after being ejected from library; is now suing NJ Transit for kicking him out of train stations
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(143)
 
(KIRO-TV)
 
 
 
Washington town auctioning off the privilege -- nay, the HONOR -- of presiding over a testicle-cooking contest
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(44)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Couple dig up military tank in garden. Tom Clancy unavailable for comment
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(70)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Denny's servers to be rewarded with shiny silver dollar if they recommend OJ. Kato scores a nickel
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After "several cases" of tongue rings and other facial jewelry found in the food, Wyoming may ban facial jewelry for restaurant workers
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(102)
 
(click2houston.com)
 
 
 
Man, suspected for burning down a church, identified by his colostomy bag
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(37)
 
(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Woman's van sinks in stream after two potholes cause her to crash. Police ticket woman $134 for failing to control her vehicle
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(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police chief charged with DUI... twice in one day
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German saboteurs want bridge leading to England's all new Wembley Stadium named after German
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(64)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, goatnapping would become a felony under lawmakers' bill
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(37)
 
(Some Judge Guy)
 
 
 
Judge gives trial attorney $6000 smackdown for filing frivolous lawsuit
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(169)
 


Mon March 14, 2005
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Air Force cadet grounded after short flight
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz falls off dresser, cracks head open, knocks herself out. Early reports indicate that Diaz is recovering well, still very hot
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Musher accidentally cuts off finger three days before 1100-mile dogsled race across Alaska; currently in third place after having exposed nerves snipped off by a veterinarian. Your dog wants to meet a REAL man
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Grade school evacuated after second-grader accidentally shoots himself with his backpack
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(84)
 
(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Police charge 11-year-old with throwing baby out window. Whereabouts of bathwater still unknown
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elbow-lickin' farker
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(129)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Happy Frozen Dead Guy Day
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female Iranian race-car driver upsets male population by beating off twelve of her teammates
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(158)
 
(world-science.net)
 
 
 
You can have the world on a string, but only these scientists can have sunlight in a tube
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(118)
 
(Examiner.net)
 
 
 
Man returns home to find neighbor standing naked in his yard, putting out house fire with his hose
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Make NCAA tourney picks here. Group: fark; password: fark. Duke sucks
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(137)
 
(News Watch 50)
 
 
 
Mattress store fined $160,000 for continuing to sell items at sale price after sale
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(98)
 
(WKYC)
 
 
 
"Wedgie" works its way snugly in between the pages of new Webster's Dictionary
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China authorizes itself to attack Taiwan if it moves toward independence
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(347)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Governor hand delivers new liquor license to saloon; uses bolt cutters to snap the chains around its doors; throws back a shot of scotch
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(71)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New bill proposes taxing money wired out of U.S. to foreign countries
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(106)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Woman makes shopping cart "grips" for those afraid of germs, life
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(207)
 
(foodmarket news)
 
 
 
African king trades 1700 cows for million-dollar limo, presumably to escape 10 mothers-in-law
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(71)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Guy who shot nail into his head a while back has left construction for safer and more lucrative career in skateboarding
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(29)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Because terrorists follow treaties, Kofi Annan proposes international treaty outlawing terrorism
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(193)
 
(VideoEdit)
 
 
 
VideoEdit: The ad wizards at Burger King have lost their minds with the Tender Crisp Chicken Cowboy Hootie commercials. Make a commercial for another fast food restaurant that's gone insane. (Discussion thread. Entries are due March 21)
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(267)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Man accused of shoplifting turns up at the hospital naked, drunk, and covered in red paint
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(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study finds U.S. media coverage of last year's election was three times more negative toward Bush than Kerry
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(612)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The state where the middle finger is the official bird is working to be kinder
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two cops build monster 5000-pound grill out of 1000-gallon propane tank. Even Hank Hill approves
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(89)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu L.A. Fark Party -- The Bitter Redhead -- Santa Monica -- 8:00 p.m. tonight
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Axe-wielding maniac beheads man in London park. Tells police "it's private"
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(243)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wandless wizard
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(112)
 
(CBS 5)
 
 
 
Electronic sign limitation prevents gas station from selling fuel for more than $1.99 per gallon
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(127)
 
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
 
 
 
The ghosts of Liberace, Elvis, Bugsy Siegel and a devilish vortex are sucking away the souls of vacationing midwesterners. Also their money
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(36)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
"Queer Eye" Fab Five visit the Boston Red Sox. Curse of Queer Eye coming to Fenway
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(106)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Vincent Gallo defends billboard showing him receiving blowjob, says image no more provocative than Calvin Klein ad (w/SFW pic)
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(183)
 
(Jyllands-Posten)
 
 
 
Danish city has had enough of rapist duck hoards upsetting small children and old ladies
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, a technological advance for the athlete who wants amaretto-scented balls
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(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elderly couple dumps shoes at woman's farm, every Sunday between 1:00 and 3:00 p.m.
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(69)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Kids find dead man in deserted house. Bowls of cold spaghetti and peeled grapes seen sneaking out the back
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge arrested for taking the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, achy, stuffy head, fever, so you can go to jail and wake up with a girfriend named Clarence medicine
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(104)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Impossible to identify a murderer at 450 feet, scientist says, even though witnesses testify they did. Blurry mugs of Julia Roberts and a "mystery celebrity" provided as proof
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(105)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Prize-winning Goober wins girl at least $75,000. In completely unrelated news: "ARRRRRGH!"
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(144)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Problem: Business slogan too long to advertise on the side of any normal dog. Solution: Peanut the Wiener Dog billboard
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(128)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Huge pollen cloud causes wildfire fears. Chief firefighter arrives on scene, discovers claim is something to sneeze at
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(17)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Friday night rugby ends in 16 drunk-driving arrests, two chases and one man in the hospital after being shot in the penis
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(49)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Thieves break into hotel, ignore safe and steal several bottles of alcohol and, inexplicably, a bunch of bananas. Nobody likes daiquiris that much
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jules Verne, who died 100 years ago this month, predicted satellites, submarines, helicopters, television, video-players, plastics and the Florida tag
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(87)
 
(KOB)
 
 
 
Shark bites man... in downtown Albuquerqeue
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Battered shoe with implanted microcomputer used to calculate speed of roulette wheel , which was used to cheat casinos blind. Maxwell Smart surrenders
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