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Sun March 13, 2005
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Impulsive Buyer)
 
 
 
Theme: Golden Palace's next purchase
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Four children killed after TV explodes
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(123)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bjork refuses to wear jeans and t-shirts because they are "a symbol of white American imperialism, like drinking Coca-Cola"
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(320)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man in St. Patrick's Day Parade raises the Union Jack. Hilarity ensues
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(182)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sudanese government shocked to find that a typing error has turned their country into a U.S. nuclear testing ground
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old Florida sophomore breaks 10-year-old world record held by "world's fastest man"
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(97)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Berlei One is the world's most comfy invisible bra. Men don't care as long as it has velcro straps
source: thread.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tide of child obesity rising in rural U.S.; earthquake could make it come crashing down into cities as tsunami of fat kids, drowning all urbanites in sea of youthful blubber
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(115)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Candid Camera meets Bollywood casting couch tradition, hilarity ensues
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Miss hearing Jane's Addiction and Blondie? Listen to them again... in jazz
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(76)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Official NCAA bracket Duke Sucks discussion thread
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(424)
 
(This is True)
 
 
 
Store issues ads with "spanking" theme, gets outraged feminist reaction despite featuring men, too. (Mostly SFW pics)
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two police officers charged with being mafia hitmen
source: newcriminologist.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(truthout.org)
 
 
 
White House fakes more news than any other in history. I'm George W. Bush, and I bought and paid for this headline
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(726)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China seeks to put a lid on manhole theft
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this odd stack of pencils
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Daytona redies for 300,000 spring breakers by printing trash can sleeve with "It's all about respect". Sleeves stolen
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(36)
 
(News of the World)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's "Viagra", the most downloaded Latina on the internet . w/ possibly not safe for work pics
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Francine, redhead, very hot (not safe for work)
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(228)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran says that US is "hallucinating" if it thinks that Iran will give up its nuke program for economic carrots
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(309)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Busty star Crissy Moran poses naked on kitchen
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richard Hatch explains that he thought CBS would pay his taxes, further proof stupidity is a survial skill
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Contrary to what hippies might think people who "got stoned" in the Bible weren't getting high
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Microsoft "invents" Harry Potter clock that pinpoints the location of family members. Dumbledorff not ammused
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(71)
 
(LA Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
California has banned smoking in restaurants, smoking in public buildings, and smoking in the office, now banning smoking outdoors--at the beach
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(464)
 
(Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Construction homebuilders frustrated that thieves break onto construction sites and steal everything that isn't nailed down
source: theleafchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC gets 40 inches of snow for the third year in a row. Buffalo laughs and says they'll snow NYC under the table anytime
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(60)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Hobbit movie 4 years away". Just enough time to get There and Back Again
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Horse whispering is old n' busted. Child whispering is the new hotness
source: observer.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Northern Lights, Ontario Hydro, and B.C. bud. It's one of Canada's biggest agricultural exports
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Cabelas)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Dog stretching
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(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Talk about hard love, Florida mom abandons 3-year-old in woods to teach her survival skills
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(kptv.com)
 
 
 
Possible meteor lands near Oregon
source: kptv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harvard University student's fledgling dorm-cleaning business faces threat of boycott for dividing students along economic lines
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, comparing pieces of meat to fatty women draws complaints
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Landlord gives 4000 percent effort to rid building of roaches
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(80)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Brave and selfless doorbell saves four from house fire
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some New Yorker)
 
 
 
Skatepunk hangout "The Cube" in the East Village has been removed. Photoshop a new locale for it (or alternatively, a new sculpture for Astor Place)
source: exploitz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Dolphin with artificial fin makes big splash at Tokyo Zoo. Scientists give fin plenty of room for growth, lasers
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Library sending Guido the loan shark after people with over due books
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some Greeter)
 
 
 
Man steals ATM from Walmart with $60K in it, spends it in three months, then calls the FBI to "get his sentence over with."
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Japanese Professor looks up-skirt to define female success
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Biker who lost his penis in freak accident now has two penises, but no wife
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 


Sat March 12, 2005
(some artsy smut peddler)
 
Boobies
 
Post blackout boobies (not safe for work)
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(192)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunman kills seven, himself at church meeting
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(418)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you are the assistant chief of the sex crimes division, don't go writing love notes to your 16 year old girlfriend with your office e-mail account
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(33)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian man lives normal life despite having no heartbeat
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's shooting buddies. Difficulty: Wants to remain on their good side (obvious)
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get paid for having a baby. (Offer not available in all areas or to all genders. Other restrictions may apply)
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(33)
 
(Abou George)
 
 
 
A quasi-scientific look into why private school chicks are hot
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(75)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Book discovers how the French stay so thin. Involves different lifestyles and food choices, and an exercise regimen of raising both hands above head frequently
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Rap Dictionary. Ay yo trip, 86 that fugazi 4-9-3-11
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(67)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New list will be released that shows salaries of people across the U.S. The bad news: You make a lot less than a talking sponge with a dubious sexual identity
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(18)
 
(Citizen's Voice)
 
 
 
It's one thing to have a nude dancing establishment where patrons bring their own beer. But a cover charge is apparently illegal
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(10)
 
(Some Geeked Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop the last Star Wars poster evar
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(104)
 
(Military.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy to use shark skin on hulls of ships. No word on the order or laser beams
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Atlanta courthouse shooter in custody after standoff
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(289)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"With all the exposure from the news media it's made everything pretty tough," says man charged with abuse of a corpse
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(20)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Small dog gets loose on freeway, televised slow-speed police chase ensues (with video goodness)
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. customs agent found shot and killed in Atlanta. Possible connection to courthouse shooting yesterday
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(KARK Arkansas)
 
 
 
Elderly woman booted from Social Security office because security guard doubts the need for her five-pound service dog
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(94)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
London under siege by blackmarket Moon Bounce smugglers
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(27)
 
(Some AudioEditor)
 
 
 
AudioEdit one of the current hot political debates in the style of pro-wrestling
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. to pay $25-million compensation for looting Nazi gold train in 1945. Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas surrender
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(117)
 
(The Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Because saving taxpayer money is passe, the Des Moines City Council rejects all bids on a project as the lowest bid was "too low"
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch cafeteria owner defeats gun-holding robber with hot french fries
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Found: 2,400-year-old Scotsman with "excellent teeth" and a pimped-out chariot. May have been first national leader of Britain. Romanes Eunt Domus
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop the "What happens here, stays here" slogan for everyday use
source: re-yourlife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Museum curators can't distinguish a "masterpiece" from something done by a four-year-old
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten London mayors trapped in plastic pod over Thames for 2.5 hours with singing Cockney. Snake Plissken called in for rescue
source: thisislocallondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Orlando's mayor admits paying people to vote for him
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 


Fri March 11, 2005
(contactmusic.com)
 
 
 
Laura Flynn Boyle says being an actress means she doesn't have to explain why she ran around an airplane nude
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(206)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Turkish man dresses up as dead mother to collect her pension. Plans to use proceeds to open a nice motel up on the hill
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling says he'll attend hearing on steroid abuse, but admits confusion, because "he's got nothing to offer." In other news, "having nothing to offer" applies to most of the Senate, too
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop your Fark account number into real life situations
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of setting up meth lab in K-Mart bathroom
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(81)
 
(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
Hampton police officer replaced by single red flag, but officials stress flag went to school for two years to get criminology degree
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
P&G hikes price of Folger's 12 percent. Cites increased futures, cost of replacing dilithium on Starship Enterprise
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(81)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Twelve thousand people say teens are responsible when they fall while leaping building-to-building in new "garage jumping" trend (with pics of jumps)
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(171)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite lottery winner is being sued. "I'll be dead and gone to hell before he gets a dime out of me"
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian official, whose job is to improve relations with the United States, publicly apologizes for saying, "Let's embarrass the hell out of Americans in front of other countries"
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(161)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Ripped-off fans join in chorus of "Why me?" after Tonya Harding transvestite boxing match is a bust
source: local10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Add "debt" to "little boys" on the list of things that Michael Jackson may be deep inside
source: kevxml2a.infospace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ebay starts Kijiji classified ad service, blames old keyboard for name
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chairman of Federal Energy Commission: "I wished I'd had a diaper on" at the meeting when he learned how badly haX0rs can mess with the U.S. power grid
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Fark gets a shout-out from Anchorage Daily News. Thanks, Alaska!
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In record time, Blockbuster manages to get sued by 30 different states for their "End of Late Fees" compaign. Smack yourself in the face if you fell for this
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chess champion Garry Kasparov announces retirement. People who have real jobs wonder, "Retire from what?"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Dailynews.com)
 
 
 
Ah, spring. That time when a young giant panda's thoughts turn to attempting to have sex with another giant panda that looks exactly like him
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart's wife arrested in New York
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Much like all of us, Jennifer Love Hewitt enjoys looking at her boobies
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apple wins trade secrets case against bloggers
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Michael Schiavo playing hardball -- turns down $1 million, holds out for first-round draft pick
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Police searching for man who met women on the Internet, took them to expensive restaurants and then snuck out the back before the bill arrived
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Regular inmate given laxative as prank by jailer
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Malls renaming "Easter Bunny" to drop reference to Christian holiday
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(428)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
One-year-old in Florida inadvertently saves the life of a man in Michigan
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Keraltext.com)
 
 
 
Doctors remove ring from man's penis; embark on quest to return it to Mordor
source: keralanext.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Create textbooks for unlikely college courses
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. tycoon offers Terry Schiavo's husband $1 million to go away. Now the real fun begins
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
First graders say they don't care which team SpongeBob plays for
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Shore Publishing)
 
 
 
Decline in fish stocks alarms scientists, except for the ones that had put options
source: shorepublishing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man notices picture of UFO in local paper, realizes it looks exactly like his son's kite
source: dubbo.yourguide.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In retrospect, teacher realizes that maybe it wasn't such a great idea to share marijuana with the students
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(229)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Angry husband shoots wife with rifle built into pair of crutches as she arrives at divorce court
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish Muslims issue fatwa declaring Bin Laden, Al-Qaeda apostate
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge rules Jay Leno can tell Michael Jackson jokes
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New minor league baseball team drawing lots of criticism after announcing plans to name the team after a killer tornado that struck the community half a century ago
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(NCSoft)
 
 
 
Marvel evidence against City of Heroes a sham. Judge smash
source: plaync.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
City officials hire drummers to play nonstop outside tax dodgers' houses until they pay up
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man leaves sleeping passenger on bus to grab a quick bite to eat. Sleeping passenger wakes up, drives bus away
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man, who is calling for domestic cat hunt in Wisconsin, gets death threats
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(233)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
When you notice Grandma wiping with aluminum foil, there is good reason
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith" may get a PG-13 rating. Farkers still holding out for the Natalie-Portman-gets-naked R-rating
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(284)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the gun-safety instructor who accidentally shot himself in front of his class? Now on video and DVD
source: big-boys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(La Crosse Tribune)
 
 
 
There's nothing wrong with stripping down naked to finish the laundry -- unless of course it's a public laundry facility and there are still people there
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(47)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canadian airline Jetsgo suddenly ceases operations. 17,000 stranded in the cold, dark, igloo-ridden land
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(309)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Rat College opens in New York City
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Atlanta 11)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shooting at Atlanta courthouse. Shooter flees in carjacked vehicle. Live feed on website, car chase should ensue
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1516)
 
(NC State General Assembly)
 
 
 
North Carolina Legislature considers "I'd Rather Be Shaggin' " license plate. Brits die laughing
source: ncga.state.nc.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Some Chicago Girl)
 
 
 
Tonight: Chicago Fark Party. John Barleycorn. Wrigleyville. 7:00 p.m.
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jose Canseco wants immunity before testifying before Congress; requests juice and crackers
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If everyone on Earth lived the Welsh lifestyle, we'd need three planets for all the fish-and-chip shops
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ice-cream farker
source: personal.stevens.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(arstechnica.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Democratic governor proposes a five-percent tax on Internet downloads
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Some music-starved guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs good online radio stations. LGN
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(359)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Credit card companies, instead of using personal responsibility to stop lending money to people who can't afford to pay it back, get government handout to fix their problems
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(688)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phil Mickleson in disbelief
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ultimate SUV now available at NH car dealership: 1969 Ferret Scout tank. Your H2 wants a .30-caliber machine gun
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 


Thu March 10, 2005
(Some Sore Webmaster)
 
 
 
Geeks ready to receive Google's new link-hijacking toolbar
source: ptech.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(5 Year Mission)
 
 
 
Chekov to return in "Star Trek: New Voyages" online
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
TV critic deals out some well-deserved Brady Bunch smack in his new book
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ninth-grader protesting his school's decision to broadcast Pledge of Allegiance in foreign languages
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(640)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unofficial Norwegian Tree-Ski-Jumping Championships being organized for second time. Darwin Awards to be handed out on the spot
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Star Wars flick is "too strong" for kids
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(283)
 
(ABC 4 News)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, walks across parking lot to restaurant, has a beer and a sandwich while cops search for him
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(25)
 
(adrants)
 
 
 
Wrigley's Gum to bring back the Doublemint Twins. Farkers prepare to double their pleasure
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(69)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man charged with road rage after attacking a car that sported an anti-Bush bumper sticker
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(434)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads rejoice: Favre to return for another a season
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(153)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Twelve Russian soldiers killed in a helicopter crash in Chechnya
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(112)
 
(Some Cryptozoologist)
 
 
 
Return of the rat-jackal mystery beast (pic)
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(91)
 
(News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass kitten with two faces born in Lake City, Florida. (Dual-face pic goodness)
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Korea opens fish hospital. Most common treatments include sesame oil, salt, garlic
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(32)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Queensland, Australia, considering a program to vaccinate every newborn against smoking, drinking. Unclear what effect a vaccination against alcohol would have on a country whose beer has none
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(164)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Earth's 62-million-year Ctrl-Alt-Delete cycle, but can't figure out why
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(267)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
The senate's former top lawyer, hoping for confirmation as an appeals court judge, told senators Tuesday he doesn't have a Utah law license because he never thought he needed it for his job as lawyer for Brigham Young University
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker thedeconstructionist's wizard grandfather
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sets himself on fire because he's been abused by the police. That'll learn 'em
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shark heads out to sea with boat in tow
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(81)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Britney Spears jealous because trailer skanks everywhere want to bang her husband Cletus
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(179)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Skinny man may have been blown off New York building while smoking a cigarette
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(98)
 
(wilwheaton.net)
 
 
 
Crazy homeless man to appear as Wil Wheaton tonight on "CSI"
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(361)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"It's not broken, it just doesn't have enough duct tape on it" is an OK motto for home repairs, but not for exposed 124-volt electrical wires
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson shows up in court three minutes late -- and in his pajamas
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(177)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
God smites 73 sheep in one blow
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(76)
 
(webindia)
 
 
 
Leaked FBI assessment: FBI knows of not one al-Qaeda "sleeper" cell in the United States. FBI hits back, claims they have numerous leads on "slightly drowsy but not fully asleep" cells
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(218)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Driver of 13-ton truck is late for deliveries, considers passenger cars obstacles
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
White supremacists angry about declining value of the dollar, wish more people would become more proactive about their investment portfolio
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(181)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Spiraling energy costs blamed for 12.5 percent rise in tooth-fairy payouts
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(22)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's prime minister calls IKEA a bunch of sexist squareheads
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Trucks carrying chickens, doughnuts collide. Mmm... glazed gizzards...
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After France expends political capital pressuring other European nations to purchase only Airbus, Air France orders another $1 billion worth of Boeing jets. France surrenders
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(113)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Take a gander at the face that brought down Boeing CEO Harry Stonecipher
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(181)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Polling the potential A-Team: How do you feel when a plan comes together?
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(90)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Honey Houston -- Miss Nude Canada and employee of Nasty Girls Entertainment -- feels marginalized and humiliated after nude photo appears in university newspaper
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(164)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctor's medical "treatment" -- telling woman to take her clothes off, then taking digital photos -- deemed indecent
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(31)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man denied alcohol during a flight throws tray, spits, rips phone off the back of seat, breaks two tray tables, urinates on bathroom floor and then lights up a few cigarettes. Jailarity ensues
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(104)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Germans say Norwegian cowboys stole their artificial cow
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(36)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
Scientists convert 747 into massive flying telescope. Officials suspicious after discovering new super-high resolution voyeur website
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(34)
 
(the vatican news)
 
 
 
The pope receives over 20,000 emails in three days. No word yet if penis enlargement program for the pope has been as effective
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Judge issues arrest warrant for Michael Jackson, who failed to appear in court today
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(843)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all other issues in Texas, state legislators legalize cupcakes in school
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(89)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Unions demand paid breast-feeding time
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(102)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dan Rather has stepped down from the Evening News anchor desk. Here are some of his most famous "Ratherisms"
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(162)
 
(Joongang Daily)
 
 
 
Cosplay bars are a headache for police, thanks to their [+2] shield of legality
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(152)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne admits to having had facelift. Plastic surgeon demands to remain anonymous
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(45)
 
(wpxi.com)
 
 
 
Clerk laughs would-be robber out of store
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(44)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fifty-year-old Bruce Willis, 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan and "mutual gropefest" -- things you really don't want to see connected in a gossip item
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(297)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these walking eyes
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey, Jr. to begin injury-shortened season tomorrow
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marine claims that the capture of Saddam Hussein was faked by a military production team and the actual arrest was made a day before the fabricated version was released to the media.
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(856)
 
(via Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Suspect in murder of judge's family commited suicide last night during police traffic stop. Appears the asshat was just regular crazy, not white-supremacist crazy
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(87)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The European Funeral Top 40
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(67)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Drew gets interviewed for an article about how Duke [stinks]. In other news, apparently "sucks" isn't suitable for print
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(87)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Baseball players throw Congress a curve, refuse to knuckle under
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Dirty Sanchez -- cancelled due to injury"
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(41)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kodak develops faster X-ray film that halves radiation exposure, but patients must flap their X-rays in the air until they develop
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(51)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bitch deep-throats a 16-incher. Puts human sword swallowers to shame
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Unclear if woman buried under fairway of 13th hole died of a stroke
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(41)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Earliest known film found of Jim Morrison in 1960s as an FSU student. Go Noles
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(120)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Teen pleads guilty to sending fellow students semen-frosted brownies
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop TFer CuddleButt's caterpillar photo
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(75)
 
(Firehouse.com)
 
 
 
Woman being carried from burning building thanks firefighter rescuing her by putting empty gun to his head and repeatedly pulling trigger
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(106)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ambitious North Carolina hunters raise sights from squirrels to airplanes
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(114)
 


Wed March 09, 2005
(Madison County Record)
 
 
 
Over-eager attorney accidentally sues himself. If he wins, he might take himself for everything he's got
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(48)
 
(Some Skeptic)
 
 
 
$100,000 reward for proof of psychic ability. Subjects will be punched in the face and then asked if they saw it coming
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(168)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
France electrocutes stork that had been tracked by satellite for over five years, surrenders
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(61)
 
(John and Ken Show)
 
Audio
 
L.A. mayor calls talk radio show; goes nuts when he finds out host didn't vote for him
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(119)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Getting served by a prostitute to take on a whole new meaning in Illinois
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(51)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Army opens competition to replace M-16 and M-4, although poodle-shooting 5.56mm round to remain
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(326)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dave Matthews Band bus driver pleads guilty to pooping on tour boat
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(123)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Five-year-old summoned for jury duty three times in five years, argues unsuccessfully that the boss is gonna bust his 'nads if he doesn't make his shifts
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(81)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Waikato University kicks off the academic year with naked run through lake for free beer. Lucky student catches fish on way across lake, is awarded bonus beer (with NSFW butt photo)
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(54)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Brilliant thieves manage to steal an empty safe from an agency serving the poor. "It was very heavy, and they did us a favor by taking it"
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(24)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Robot loses to teenage girl in arm-wrestling contest. Skynet goes back to the drawing board
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(46)
 
(WOOD TV)
 
 
 
Man in hospital after being shot by his cat
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds computers can't cure all medical errors, the common cold or world hunger
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Charles: "Albatross..."
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fred Durst seeking more than $70 million over sex video, may be enough to cover beer-gut liposuction
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Xbox 2 will offer HD graphics, new online feature and hopefully a rubber hooha so that all needs will be fulfilled
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(188)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Castro gives five hour speech on state TV, announces pressure cookers and rice steamers for all, calls world situation "chaotic and hopeless," says goodnight, falls down the stairs
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(239)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy drinking in traffic
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(106)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Split-fingered congressional subpoena delivered
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(79)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Boater survives wild ride at dam as he gets sucked through a floodgate during rescue attempt gone wrong
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(58)
 
(KFVS)
 
 
 
Man in trouble after leaving wheelchair-bound 82-year-old mother at casino entrance for 15 hours while he gambled. No word whether casino in trouble for ignoring wheelchair-bound woman in entrance for 15 hours
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(77)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Dog subpoenaed to testify in owner's murder trial. Your dog wants Fifth Amendment rights
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(61)
 
(CTV.CA)
 
 
 
Canadian Winters so cold, man lights himself on fire to stay warm
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(116)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Saab CEO plans to leave the company as soon as he can find ignition switch
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Mexico is massing troops on the Texas border, preparing to take back land that they say Texas stole from them after they had stolen it fair and square from Mexico
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(301)
 
(aBum)
 
Boobies
 
Keyra Agustina, Part 2: Sexiest Butt on the Internet (NSFW video)
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(220)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Upper limit placed on star growth at 150 times the size of sun. Red supergiants insist the stuff they took was legal and shouldn't affect their status
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(56)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Police taser man who refused to pee in a cup
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(198)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire declines "invitation" to testify before Congress over steroids. Look for Congress to come high and inside with the ol' split-fingered congressional subpoena
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(150)
 
(WGAL News 8)
 
 
 
Radioactive material stolen from truck while driver was out getting donuts
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(66)
 
(nbc4)
 
 
 
Today's "excellence in reporting" award goes to NBC4. Headline: "Some Florida Schools Test South Beach Diet." Quote in article from research director: "We're not putting the children on the South Beach Diet"
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(97)
 
(nbc4i news)
 
 
 
Child-support workers caught in stairwell of state building with their pants down. "We were just talking"
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(122)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fresh off success with Boston Red Sox, Jimmy Buffet called in to "break curse" of Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field over Labor Day weekend
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Public-drinking ban shelved by Russians
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(37)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sixty-three percent of viewers in Cadillac, Michigan vote to pre-empt Dan Rather's sappy farewell special
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(241)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
New global crisis arises as toilet-paper shortage beckons. Your hand surrenders
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(73)
 
(M90)
 
Boobies
 
Tom Cruise's supposed new girlfriend, Sofia Vergara (technically safe for work, but probably not)
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(198)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Did you know there was caffeine? Just in case you didn't, nonprofit asshats have started National Caffeine Awareness Month
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(147)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. demands that the IRA disband. IRA promply apologizes and converts to Protestantism
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(328)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vendor falls critically ill after attempting to prove that her food did not cause the food poisoning that killed 26 children. In other news, I'm not eating in the Phillipines. Ever
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(210)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Charges laid in diaper rash death. "It's probably the worst I've ever seen," hedges county coroner
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After selling 1.14 million copies of "The Massacre" in four days, 50 Cent calls off publicity stunt
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(229)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Africa's women soccer team to be given tighter t-shirts to attract fans for 2007 World Cup bid
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(84)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Ex-dentist, accused of adding his own "special" juices to toothpaste, appears in court. Colgate stomps in protest
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(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bank-robbing brothers compete over how much they can steal
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(29)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
The global average cost of a movie ticket equals 57 minutes of work
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police officers in Mexico City now required to read a book a month. No word if Huevos Verde y Jamon is first on the list
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(65)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Community relieved that man on a "public masturbation spree" has finally been captured
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(106)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Judge orders 20-year-old woman to be shaved bald, stripped and forced to ride around town on a donkey
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this angry-looking koala
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(121)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Good idea: Giving your wife a necklace with her initials engraved. Bad idea: Giving your wife a necklace with your mistress' initials engraved
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(85)
 
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man caught in a sheep barn at 3:00 a.m. claims to have just been petting the sheep. Gives no explanation as to what the baling twine was for
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(114)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reporter goes undercover for story on sex with minors; has sex with minor to avoid blowing his cover
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(422)
 
(Ynet News)
 
 
 
Army says Dungeons & Dragons players are detached from reality and automatically given a low security clearance
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(307)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Norfolk beachgoers receive free white phosphorus flares courtesy of the U.S. Navy
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(36)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler survives for two days on syrup, onions after caretaker dies
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope makes surprise appearance. Disney animatronics techs heard in background saying, "You're moving him too far"
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(25)
 
(Daily Hornet)
 
 
 
Female college paper writer takes part in "Elimidate"; surprised to learn everything is scripted, including catfights
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(104)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Conman brags about ID theft scam on national TV. Will emerge from jail in four years with an ass like a wizard's sleeve
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(79)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like Fark? There is so much more to be found in TotalFark. For only $5, you can glue yourself to the screen for an additional 100 hours this month
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(1125)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rent-A-Cops in Texas are required to have a whopping one hour of security training before assuming their duties. And that's one hour more than 29 other states
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(141)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding man bursts into dormitory, screams out demand for money. Apparently didn't see the sign outside that said "Police Dormitory"
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this National Peoples' Congress of China scene
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(130)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Being the lowest paid head coach in the NFL, Vikings Mike Tice makes extra coin running a Super Bowl ticket scalping ring. The NFL is not amused
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sweet and tastey Karina (not safe for work)
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(319)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"You got bird-flu panic on my terrorism fears" vs. "You got terrorism fears on my bird-flu panic." No, it's two great flavors in one
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(79)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Columbian police make collective asses of themselves by impounding Pacho the Donkey after motorcycle crashes into it. Some people said to be braying for an early release
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(41)
 
(WCCO Water Cooler)
 
 
 
Britain releases stamps commemorating the wedding of Prince Charles and his handsome steed
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(91)
 
(altavista)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Theme: A dunk, a funk and a monk (LGN)
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(16)
 


Tue March 08, 2005
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to use body language to get people the hell out of your office
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(126)
 
(wltx.com)
 
 
 
Today's "instant chicken highway buffet" story brought to you by Columbia, SC (with pic)
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(67)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Twenty police officers respond to woman being kidnapped, only to discover it's part of elaborate sex game
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Man, too scared to commit suicide, takes out contract on his own life. Turns out the hitmen weren't so great, either
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In clever end-run around laws forbidding assisted suicide, Michigan allows nursing home residents to cuddle with 100-pound rottweiler "therapy dog" named Chopper, who recently mauled his owner's hand
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NewsFlash
 
Mt. St. Helens gets blown. Reported by Farkers that can see it. Link goes to webcam
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Unlike most of its fanbase, NFL now accepts "Gay," but continues to reject "Lesbian"
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One in 12 people may have ESP. In related news, just about everybody has ESPN
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(TheIndyChannel)
 
 
 
Texas cops suspended for texting jokes between patrol cars while nightclub was on fire. Disco inferno... burn, baby, burn
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Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Tea
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Ugandan man-eating croc captured after claiming 80 lives. Will be punched hard, sail up into air, come back down as fine luggage
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Boobies
 
Former WWE wrassler Gail Kim has boobies unpixellated. (Not Safe for Work)
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Three siblings, all in their 70s, lived with their dead father lying on a futon for more than a decade
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Raw sewage spills into Willamette River. Fish thankful for the improved living conditions
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Bill Clinton back in surgery, marking the third time something besides his penis made the news
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Advertisement for "Brand Spanking New Fashion" showing woman getting spanked said to be in bad taste. No complaints received about man being spanked
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Court: If you break an illegal alien worker, you've bought the illegal alien worker
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You can lick your friends, and you can lick your wounds, but you can't lick your friend's wounds
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
High school students forced to write apology letter to opposing school for talking smack during foul shots. Apparently, the terrorists have now won
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man wins tequila-drinking contest, Darwin Award on the same night
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NewsFlash
 
Brother of Jackson accuser admits lying
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Christian school suspends first grader because his mom refused to spank him
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(147)
 
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President Bush appoints Bolton to the UN to make it stop sucking so much
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Brooklyn man ticketed for selling Girl Scout cookies with his daughter without a license
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senator Santorum's site suddenly severs Social Security survey score. State's citizens say suggested substitute system sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Researchers believe they have found King Tut's penis, missing since 1968
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(48)
 
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What do you call a quadriplegic on a surf board? His friends call him Conrad
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Man cuts off own penis, eats it. Hospital spokesman: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you"
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Female teacher, 33, found naked with 17-year-old male student. No charges to be filed. Welcome to South Carolina
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(143)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
How to win any argument on the Internet
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(318)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man takes plane on joyride. Probably would have gotten away with it, except he forgot to lower the gear for landing
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(47)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
School cafeteria now serving live grenades, with a side of tater tots
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(40)
 
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Wil Wheaton starts ranting in code. What is he talking about?
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Consumer Reports pulls Focus as top pick after realizing it was a Ford
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A man with six months to live is told by an Italian court to come back in 14 months to hear the outcome of his case
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(31)
 
(Metro Active)
 
 
 
New comic books give Middle East first superheroes. Superheroes include Captain Arabia and C4-Carrying Nursery School-Entering Bomber Man
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(99)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Limozeen returns
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(100)
 
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Olympic-style wrestling league coming to TV. Finally, a sport the WNBA can beat in ratings
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(97)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Omaha extended forecast for Thursday: Mostly cloudy, breezy. Low: 32. High: 472. Better put on some sunscreen
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(AP)
 
 
 
New evidence shows King Tut not murdered. Also shows King Tut born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, also quite possibly had a condo made of stone-a
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man gets pot back from police along with apology
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman arrested with 230 pounds of snails in her luggage
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(50)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian federal forces kill their Bin Laden, fugitive Chechen President Aslan Maskhadov
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New Jersey designates the tomato, which is technically a fruit, as the state vegetable. Will now vote on the state flower: Rottweiler or trash dump
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Australia to allow 104-year-old Chinese woman to stay in country after being unable to find airline willing to transport her home
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Governor cuts through the red tape, takes the neutering of dogs into his own hands
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(94)
 
(WQAD)
 
 
 
Shop-class teacher surprised to learn students were really constructing metal drug bongs after all
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(154)
 
(KTUL)
 
 
 
In a stunning investigation, a TV news team discovers swingers in Oklahoma
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(283)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
Woman's car goes airborne, crashes into alligator-infested canal -- and she still makes it to work on time. "It was like the Dukes of Hazzard"
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(49)
 
(Some Monkey)
 
 
 
Photoshop these "warriors" in a more fitting setting
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(129)
 
(UWire)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Minnesota lawmakers want to ban 21-year-olds from drinking at midnight on their 21st birthday
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(305)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers
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(217)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Telephone mixup results in students getting wrong vaccine. On the bright side, they are now immune to weasels
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you're going on vacation and leave your lights and stereo on so your pet hamster won't be lonely, it's a good idea to inform the neighbors
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Jeff!
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(202)
 
(Aljazeera)
 
 
 
China shows why its economy is revving up: Smart enough to cap CEO salaries
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(748)
 
(Filmforce)
 
 
 
Tarantino may direct next Friday the 13th sequel. Jason Voorhees to learn five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Portuguese loooooooong jumper
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Being a cheerleader is serious business, and personality is as important as looks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The horse that played "Seabiscuit" just died. In other news, the horse that played a boxer in "Million Dollar Baby" recently won the Oscar for Best Actress
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(249)
 
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Police bust drug house, seizing drugs, weapons, body armor and an alligator
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(41)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Ex-Korn guitarist prepares to be Jesus Christ's stand-in for the Second Coming as he is baptized in the Jordan River (with pic)
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Zookeepers chase man in lion suit. w/ video goodness
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Body of Christ to get new and improved flavor
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(222)
 
(Billboard.com)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys plan comeback tour. Publicity stunts begin with drunk driving charges
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aromatic patrons of CA library asked to leave proclaim, "Reading stinks anyways"
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(50)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists develop new battery that can recharge in 6 minutes and can last 50 times longer than conventional batteries. Vibrator manufacturers said to be abuzz with delight
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Al-Qaeda had plans to kidnap Russell Crowe in an attempt to bring America and its unbridled devotion to celebrity to its knees. However, their plan was scrapped when they realized Americans were ok with it
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Photoshop these meercats
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bono nominated for World Bank presidency. Unlike his last two albums, the nomination is being taken seriously
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(132)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Alaskan who left his sprinkler on in October now the proud owner of an 80,000-ton, 150-foot ice tower (with awesome photo)
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Car chase ends at toll plaza when criminal mastermind forgets exact change
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(25)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
DirecTV CEO steps down; insiders state he was out of sync, didn't work well when reigning
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(113)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Disney plans to market their upcoming adaption of C.S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" as the "Passion of the Christ" for kids
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(156)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Samsung unveils 82-inch HDTV, making it the largest piece of crap they ever built
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boeing CEO fired because he couldn't keep his plane out of a colleague's hangar
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(80)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
New British website helps people become part-time prostitutes
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(67)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
45% of Tampa baseball fans don't plan on attending Devil Rays games. Top two reasons given: "Bad location", "I'm too old"
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(54)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bus company pays its staff in coins after their bank refused to change the cash
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Green Day wakes nine-year-old from coma. First words are "Turn that sh*t off."
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(227)
 
(China View)
 
 
 
Newest fad the US wants to ban: eyeball jewelry (with disturbing pic)
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(150)
 
(India Daily)
 
 
 
Advanced cloaking devices make it hard to study UFO flight patterns
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(38)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Tsunami style tourist attraction in Thailand deemed inappropriate
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PEZ collectors clear out from basements around the world, hold convention in Wisconsin. Self-proclaimed "PEZheads" admit they have "a bit of an illness."
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(39)
 
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One quarter of all Russians would vote for Stalin if he was running for office today
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(146)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Searching for a boiled egg lands Bobby Fischer in solitary
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(93)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, being ranked #4 during March Madness doesn't mean you won't get punished. Wake player suspended for nut punch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who bought Tawny Peaks's breast implant
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(99)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Alleged "lost" Alamo flag found on display in Mexican museum
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(79)
 
(newsobserver)
 
 
 
Apparently, being ranked #4 during March Madness means Referees allow you to punch opposing players in the jimmy without calling a foul
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German robber's pistol no match for 48-year-old chef's meat clever and pans
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart sidesteps town rules banning big-box stores by building two smaller stores side-by-side
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(341)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Munch works recovered... authories still Screaming
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(39)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton calls on the FCC to ban gangsta rap from the radio for 90 days
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(364)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Educator cries foul when Manchester United star uses 10 obscenities in a one minute "discussion" with a referee
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(55)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Outsourcing customer service can lead to a decline in customers, doesn't really save money in the long run
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(147)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton sleeps on floor of plane during tsunami tour, allowing elder Bush to sleep on bed. Political analysts believe this is first time Clinton has seen bush in a bed and declined to jump in
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(237)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man thinks he's experiencing earthquake, awakens to find a tank in his bathroom
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big top
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(87)
 
(Joblo)
 
 
 
Top ten wrongful movie deaths
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(655)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
80% of Germans associate "Islam" with "terrorism" and "oppression of women"
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(AP)
 
 
 
600 Thai traffic police officers lose rights to give tickets after failing test on Thai traffic laws
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(25)
 
(Island Radio 98.5)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul II dead...oh wait
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entries from the 2005 International Snow Sculpture Championships
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules that school should not have suspended students who were drinking legally when they travelled to Europe
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(140)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
66-year-old farmer to armed robber: "Judon't do that to me"
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three more Edvard Munch paintings go missing in Norway. Authorities scream
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(55)
 
(Some Wrassler)
 
Boobies
 
Gail Kim, WWE, takes off her top for Korean press. (Pixelled nipples, probably still not safe for work)
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(262)
 
(WDAF)
 
 
 
Man requests a free pen, doesn't get it. Threatens to blow the store up with dynamite and tries to run over the store manager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
40% of Asians go to bed after midnight. All-night Starcraft sessions in parent's basements probably play a small role
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop Rick Pitino having a "special" moment
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Tony -- God's number three man
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(172)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Dire Straits Mark Knopfler interview - "I recommend success to anybody"
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(102)
 
(Some Billionaire)
 
 
 
Buffett worried about declining dollar, trade deficit, ever-elusive shaker of salt
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(154)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Planet watcher alert - It's prime-time for viewing Mercury
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(43)
 
(9News.com)
 
 
 
Avalanche awareness class caught in avalanche. Irony denies all involvement, moves to Mexico and changes name
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(106)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
ESPN's Dan Patrick returns from extended vacation looking ... uplifted
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(115)
 
(wtop)
 
 
 
This weeks school mercury spill brought to you by the same school who brought you the last two mercury spills
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(53)
 
(SomeChick)
 
Weeners
 
A bevy of beautiful bodied men at the beach (Not Safe for Work)
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(152)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
America's 10 most powerful women. Surprisingly, your wife did not make the list
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(108)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Office beats Fawlty Towers as Brits choose the funniest sitcom of all time. Somehow, Friends beat out Monty Python on the same list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FCC delivers figurative UFIA to ISP for blocking VoIP
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noble Swedes dedicate their lives -- and their livers -- to rating all of the world's beers
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