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(Target)
 
 
 
Target scores again and suckers thousands of people into going to their website with a new offering of marijuana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan hit by four-inch tsunami
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MBA student invents glow-in-the-dark, battery-powered thong
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Firefighters injured after children underestimate the power of the hose
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Zoo sells elephant's abstract paintings to gullible public
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(Some Network Anchor)
 
 
 
Photoshop how Dan Rather will spend his retirement. Difficulty: No REM
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
School bans winter coats, starts fleecing students for regulation fleeces
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBC Sports Chairman and President Dick Ebersol survives charter plane crash Sunday at Montrose Regional Airport. At least two others killed
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(mLive)
 
 
 
Woman's holidays get a little crappier when insurance company says it won't cover the $39,000 in damages after water-line break sent raw sewage "shooting out of her dishwasher, sinks, toilets and shower drains"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
With its finances in turmoil, Krispy Kreme finds solace in suing mom n' pop Krispy Kream ice-cream shop
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Schools ban jocks from shaving their eyebrows -- sadly, no pics
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Nanotechnology may be coming to a parking lot near you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who has the best fries? Voting enabled. LGN
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois ends free flavored-condom program
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Students don't understand why principal freaked out over freaking. "After all, you can turn on MTV or Black Entertainment Television and see it all day"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
If you're planning on crossing a six-lane highway to get a can of pop, make sure to tie your shoes first
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Teenager who killed neighbor who raped his mom has no regrets
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NASA to hit passing comet with an 820-pound copper "hammer" moving at 23,000 mph. Law of unintended consequences prediction: It knocks the comet slightly off course, which leads to it crashing into Earth and killing everything in several decad
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(KCRA)
 
 
 
Man goes to Sacramento fire station to drop off live hand grenade he found while cleaning his garage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peculiar beach scene
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich does not meet Catholic church's criteria for a holy relic. Article has picture of woman who cooked and sold the sandwich. Looking at it explains a lot
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(Some BCS Hater)
 
 
 
Despite the NCAA's claims that a football playoff system isn't feasible, here's a site with six proposals that make way more sense than the BCS (and would make more money, too)
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(The Malaysia Star)
 
 
 
Inventor of device that reminds you to put down the seat wins achievement award
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eight out of 10 women use sex to get males to do their bidding. The other two are ugly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twins stump paternity test. Baby's daddy's rights still in question
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kite mending
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
DJ attending children's sports award ceremony shocks little kids with every obscene word in dictionary (and some that weren't)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't ignore road barricades -- they're there for a reason
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Marxist rebels had planned to assassinate Bush. No word on if it was in his pajamas -- but what he was doing with Marxists in his pajamas, we'll never know
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thieves commit ho-ho-holdup at German bank, escape with £110,000 in their sack
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man repays friend for picking him up at bar by performing oral sex on friend's sleeping girlfriend. Not very cunning, ignoramus
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Potty Elmo is this year's Tickle-Me Elmo. Tickling him is ill-advised
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
British schools will require bullies to wear blue plastic wristbands. Lance Armstrong surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blast traps 170 mine workers underground in China
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Modern-day William Bell shoots cell phone-equipped arrows in the air. Where they fell to earth was not swell, now he'll spend his days in a cell
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(KTRK)
 
 
 
"Buy Nothing Day" not catching on as organizers discover that the day after Thanksgiving was probably not the best day to hold the event
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cincinnatti players decide that jumping up and down on the No. 8 team's logo during the pregame is a good idea. Promptly get 70 points hung on them. Duke sucks
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(WNDU)
 
 
 
Santa visits monkeys at zoo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French court rules that French-language film -- filmed in French, in France, with French cast -- isn't French enough because Warner Brothers backed it. France surrenders
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Sat November 27, 2004
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Park's "Beware of Cougars" signs inform visitors they're no longer at top of food chain
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Couple sentenced for threatening neighbors with LEGO robots
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(Times & Star)
 
 
 
"Reformed" alcoholic robs bar with musket
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(Nerf)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nerdy nerfer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you plan on calling the police after your underage daughter comes home drunk, you should probably make sure she doesn't know where you keep your stash of guns and crack vials
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(Record Herald)
 
 
 
Alcohol suspected in high-speed chase ending in pond
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(MCOT News)
 
 
 
Cop vows to watch celebrity sex footage "in close detail and from all sides" to see whether any crimes committed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French cheese Is smelliest in UK test. French respond with "Cheese? We thought it was deodorant"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naked lawyer fails to convince court to overturn misconduct verdict
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bosses giving employees brothel visits as X-mas bonuses
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Groupies for the band, Kill Allen Wrench. How do they get such hotties? Not safe for work
 
(Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando wanted to power his house with electric eels. Hovercraft plans never got off drawing board
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Let's have sex on TV, please, we're British
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes picks up on the Scotsman who lifted his kilt while sitting next to the queen. However, theirs shows a little more bag and a little more pipe (not safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish landowner wants to reintroduce wolves, bears and lynx to the wild. Protesters cite danger to native haggis population
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(femalefirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra says sex on beach leads to sand in hooha
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Poachers kill dolphins that saved swimmers
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Barbie goes through midlife crisis, has trouble competing with skankier alternatives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Driving in the bus lane -- without a driver -- is perhaps the most bizarre charge leveled at bemused motorists by Rome's overzealous traffic police
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Columnist peeved that "boobies" didn't make list of most beautiful English words; writes article
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Taxpayers foot the bill for 14,000 tomato poles destroyed in attempt to kill snake
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bible reading has trouble competing with computers, iPods and video games
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Australia getting nervous as Scotland's jails overcrowd
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(boston.com)
 
 
 
If 12 people have committed 32 sex crimes, 29 of them against children, how many are in jail? If you live in Massachusetts the answer is zero
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new vitamin or supplement and the effect it has on someone who takes it. Link goes to "vitamin awesome"
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(journal gazette)
 
 
 
Ho. Ho. Ho. Cable prices on the rise. Happy holidays from Comcast
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Suddenly there came a slapping, as of some one gently fapping, fapping through his bedroom door (not safe for work)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man fined for flirting with with woman through text messages
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(News24)
 
 
 
Only thing worse than having your penis chopped off is having the assailant brandish it in your face while he forces you to dance
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian group fights hunger by creating record-breaking dish. The starving look forward to seeing it on TV
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(AP)
 
 
 
It's not the fall that kills you... it's the sudden stop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New software lets you predict how ugly your children will be. Ozzy Osbourne surrenders
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(PeopleFallingOver.com)
 
 
 
Undertaker falls into grave during funeral. Now that's throwing yourself into your work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian minister rethinks offering reward for delivering criminal "dead or alive" after finding out it would be illegal
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(wnyt.com)
 
 
 
Town says strip-club decoration -- featuring Santa and female doll wearing "I've been naughty" t-shirt -- inappropriate
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Police hear murder suspect groaning in cell, discover suspect had attempted suicide by cramming mouth full of toilet paper
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(Some Japanese Sewer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this surreal room
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Today's frivolous lawsuit brought to you by woman suing the Red Cross for post-donation wooziness
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bridge may collapse because people keep peeing on it. Everyone knows you piss off bridges, not on them
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(TheDay.Com)
 
 
 
Mailman refuses to deliver man's mail because he's frightened of dog cartoons on the door
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(eBay)
 
 
 
$125 Wal-Mart gift card sells to value-minded NASCAR fan for $127.51
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Second Stonehenge found in Russia?
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Fri November 26, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeland Security won't allow obese senior citizens to jump out of airplanes over Anaheim any more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop NBA hothead Ron Artest keeping busy during his season-long suspension
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(News24)
 
 
 
Teacher fired after failing exam designed for his elementary school students
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Man decides to carve his relatives instead of the turkey after they criticize his table manners
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to AudioEdit a humorous self-destruct message
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
FBI seizes, gives two thumbs up to videotape believed to show Gary Sheffield's wife getting it on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Irate Australians burn down police station, drive cars onto air strip to keep more policemen from landing
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(AP)
 
 
 
Hockey player suspended after failing to understand the phrase "turn the other cheek"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fake foot masseuse on the loose, hide your corns and bunions
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(KLFY TV-10)
 
 
 
Super-glue creates sticky situation for store owners trying to open for business this morning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler serves hot turkey to women trying to quit cold turkey
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(Stoney Creek News)
 
 
 
Man who stole cigarettes from store later found naked nearby
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why the world hates us, example No. 72832713: Nike unleashes graffiti-style ad campaign upon neat-freak Singapore, knowing it will get their panties in a bunch
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(3yen.com)
 
 
 
No friends? Get washing machine to send you emails...
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ignoring demands to stop calling the same wrong number for 3 years, Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce continues to fax confidential information to W. Va. scrapyard. Junkyard dog wants your nest egg
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Woman sues American Express for allowing her to run up $950,000 on credit card
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beijing's Forbidden City gets a Starbucks
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Rudolph's Reserve ale. New and copyright approved: Rude Elf's Reserve
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Scientists debate creating animal-human hybrids
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If you thought you could drive to Aspen today, SUV-sized rocks beg to differ (with pic)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Professor Richard Foulds' freshman design class performs angioplasty on pasta, amniocentesis on jelly donuts and surgery on hot dogs. Still no cure for the Freshman 20
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(nbc6.net)
 
 
 
The dog who freed his fellow pooches from the pound now locks his new owners out of the house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop prime-time Vanilla Ice into today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Governor says no to gang summit. Crips, Bloods to find new place for annual "love fest"
source: wistv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(11alive.com)
 
 
 
Teenager sleepwalks off the side of a parking garage
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Moon gas could meet Earth's future energy demands. Still no cure for cutting the cheese
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPXI)
 
 
 
Naked man does laundry in backyard. Jailarity ensues
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(ThisIsLondon)
 
 
 
Child backup singers on Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall" sue for royalties. In other news, still can't have pudding until you eat your meat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kite-flying German becomes first person ever to cross Australia on a skateboard (with pic)
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(10tv.com)
 
 
 
Today's "beer on a bicycle" accident brought to you by Columbus, OH
source: 10tv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Collard greens missing from garden in Akron. News Channel 5 reports that it "almost ruined a family's Thanksgiving"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Blues singer sues shrink for making him feel better
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rice-sized grains of 24K gold, inserted into the prostate via the rectum, help doctors treat cancer. Here comes the science
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
A Black Friday shopping primer, for the fools who absolutely insist on wading into that credit card-waving pile of human flotsam and jetsam
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy balancing rocks
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Codebreaker decodes Holy Grail clue
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Boeing converts 737 into Navy bomber
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bored Midwest cops blow up suspected bomb with .50 calibre bullet. Turns out to be geocache full of toys. Still thinks suspect is a terrorist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gift ideas for the rich this Christmas include $90 million 17th-century English estate and village, $12.5 million Faberge chess set or $1.37 million to pay off Drew's bar tab
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Skimpy Sarah Jessica Parker is covered up on Isreaeli billboard after angry phone calls were received from rabbi. Billboard company claims they just gave her less revealing clothing because winter has arrived
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(TurkishPress)
 
 
 
Environmental group wants SUVs tagged with labels such as "Climate change can seriously damage your health", "Driving seriously harms you and others around you"
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(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Stripper expert says Canada has no stripper shortage. In other news, Canada has no stripper-expertise shortage
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(AP)
 
 
 
$150,000 Christmas display, complete with surfing Santa, nativity scene and thousands of lights, replaced this year with 10-foot-tall, smoke-belching Grinch because neighbors complained the display attracted too much traffic
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pandas do handstand to pee up trees (w/pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago turns to Ebay to pay city's debts. Tawdry assortment of collectibles and alleged "once in a lifetime" experiences offered in desperate bid to raise $220 million
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Dolphins who saved lifeguards from sharks likely won't get lucrative endorsement deals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seal and his friend
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
Man eats out imprint of self lying in queen-sized matress made entirely of white bread, calls it "art" (w/pic)
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Motorist receives speeding ticket, becomes furious when cop leaves scene well in excess of speed limit. Motorist catches up to policeman, pulls him over
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Thu November 25, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Matthew Shepard's killers say they wanted money for meth; deny killing him out of homophobia
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
120,000 inmates released early from Los Angeles jails to save money
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KVBC Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse inspires teen religious cult
source: kvbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Activist is trying to lower Coca-Cola's stock share price by almost half, and give any profits to "victims of Coke"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aged homes set aside special rooms for elderly patients to spend quality time with young hookers
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Nothing says brand promotion like advertising on homeless people's backs
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Indian ssssnake handlerssssss threaten to set thousandsssssss of cobrassssss free after harassssssment by wildlife offficialssssss
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(News24)
 
 
 
Actress to have x-rays of her boobies posted on website to prove they're real
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Turkey Hotline)
 
 
 
Distraught pet owner calls turkey help line because her chihuahua is stuck in her turkey. Operator suggests she add curry
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student loses balance getting off school bus, falls through front windshield but isn't injured
source: gazette.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PPE)
 
 
 
The *best* neighborhoods in North America announced. Let's hear it for the Granville Island posse
source: pps.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Birds not being killed by wind farms; avian problem may require development of flying cats
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Students auction their university on Ebay
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this reflecting pool
source: weareacamera.ilovegames.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You should only eat turkey portion no larger than deck of cards; two starches, each portion no larger than computer mouse
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Spectacularly bad thief gets so trapped he has to help police arrest him (with pic)
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(bostonherald.com)
 
 
 
Twenty-five of America's best and brightest drunken students carried away by ambulance at Harvard tailgate party
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
Most idiotic crimes of the 20th century
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four women tackle purse snatcher and pin her down until police arrive
source: hernandotoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
TATU's producer promotes new singer NATO and organizes terrorist show in Moscow
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian accidentally invents fogkilling machine (with pics)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Two more CIA senior officials "retire."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Mother" named most beautiful word in English language. Second place word sadly not what you were thinking
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
With their best idea yet, Microsoft combats piracy by offering an authentic version of Windows for your pirate version
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(Infowars.com)
 
 
 
The new "Freedom" Initiative has passed. Now the drug companies will set the guidelines to see if your child needs brain drugs they sell. Twice a year they will be tested to see if your children "need" their products
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In a dazzling display of political logic, eight countries agree to fight glacial melting WITHOUT trying to counter global warming (which would anger the U.S.)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman and her favorite mode of transportation
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Football fan fined, banned for using racial taunts against player from other team
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(News-Miner)
 
 
 
Statistical error makes Fairbanks, Alaska the fourth most dangerous metro area in the U.S.
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Routine traffic stop finds officer face-to-face with five police impersonators. Jailarity ensues... but for whom?
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(Some Monster Hunter)
 
 
 
Frankenstein is robbing pizza joints. Tell Van Helsing he's armed and driving an Oldsmobile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Principal bans the Declaration of Independence, due to the fact that it says God
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientist expects that humans will soon have meaningful communication with monkeys. Your monkey wants to fling poo
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(London Times)
 
 
 
French workers take General Electric to court for being forced to speak English. Votre chien veut un singe de reddition
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soon, you too can request help from Obi Wan Kenobi via hologram
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(Some Q)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Hancock
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(ZDNet UK)
 
 
 
Is that gay porn on your monitor, or are you just an Italian senator?
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(Telegraph Forum)
 
 
 
The original Thanksgiving proclamation as signed by George W. (The real George W. )
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mountain of derelict refrigerators cluttering English countryside. Modern artists suspiciously uninvolved (pic)
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(iafrica.com)
 
 
 
Retired engineer kills himself using a home-made electric chair
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(KSTP)
 
 
 
Informal exorcism at St. Paul Cathedral prompts investigation. No sign of green projectile vomit
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Wed November 24, 2004
(WCVB TheBostonChannel.com)
 
 
 
Gynecologist goes from paps to raps, regaling his patients with dope tracks whose topics range from menopause to margarine. Word to your mother's chiropractor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When given a chance on national TV to apologize, The Arteest formally knows as Ron Artest promotes new cRap CD
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering why Lake Michigan hasn't caught on fire recently, it turns out that it's full of flame retardant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This year's U.S. budget includes such gems as the "fertilizer development center," the "wild shrimp initiative" and "salmon-fortified baby food." Small government surrenders
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(Wonkette)
 
Boobies
 
Folks disappointed by the lack of NSFW boobies on Fark may want to watch C-Span instead (not safe for work)
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(News24)
 
 
 
German postal service takes 286 years to deliver letter. US Postal Service stamps feet, vows revenge
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(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Duke sucks. Will suck even more next year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rosario Dawson admits her nude scene in "Alexander" is probably not historically in context, but you stopped reading this tagline a while ago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make sure your cheese-intensive Christmas gifts are branded "Something special from Wisconsin" or people are going to think you're pawning off Michigan scab cheese on them
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
New law letting children find sperm-donor fathers pierces sacred privacy between man and little cup
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(Jkota Johnson)
 
 
 
Theme: Magazine covers that failed to deliver what they promised. Difficulty: No politics. Link goes to example
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(News24)
 
 
 
Singer Robbie Williams claims he nailed four of the Spice Girls, but won't say which four
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Europe to blame current over-fishing crisis on ninth century
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(The Telegram)
 
 
 
Here's a really nice picture of Cabot Tower, St. John's Newfoundland: The site where Marconi received the first trans-Atlantic signal
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Scientists spin the world's first artificial spider web. Aunt May unavailable for comment
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist killed when low-flying bird hits him in the face. Fabio unavailable for comment
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(Dominion Post)
 
 
 
Soap-under-the-sheet therapy a solution for restless leg syndrome, morning rectal pain in prison
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(New Zealand Herlad)
 
 
 
"You've taken my snakes -- here, have my pussy as well" says woman who threw dead kittens at police who took her dead snakes
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(Behold, the power of...)
 
 
 
Cheddar, vanilla ice cream or whipped cream? In honor of the holiday, which one goes with apple pie? Link goes to my choice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elderly woman with giant Band-Aid on face robs two banks (with pic)
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(Some Turducken Chef)
 
 
 
For Farkers wondering where the hell this year's "turducken" post is
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
American Indians rejoice, you are one step closer to no longer being banned in Boston
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought anything or used a service offered by spam? (The e-mail kind, not the tasty canned meat)
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(The Daily Star)
 
 
 
Upstate NY man goes on farm rampage; flips three cars with a front loader; drives his tractor trailer into farm building. Old McDonald not pleased
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Playstation ad banned for using the word "napalm"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Self-cleaning clothing invented in Clemson, South Carolina; still working on inventing self-cleaning teeth, guns and double-wides..
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. first-class postage could go up to $0.41
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"SoupMan" offers food to homeless out of "SoupMobile"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Because the world is filled with litigious asshats: The Thanksgiving Dinner waiver
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British armed forces awards medals of valor to glow worms, monkeys, and elephants
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(WTAE Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
In what is probably one of the best timed strikes of all time, Pennsylvania Turnpike toll collectors walk out letting the holiday traffic ride free
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Six Flags is for wimps. Say hello to Robocoaster
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(Some Child)
 
 
 
Make a turkey drawing from your hand for mom. Link goes to example
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Girls from Nottingham
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
If you're going to do a hostage-crisis simulation in a bar, you might want to tell the other patrons and the owners first
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists solve the mystery of the Jesus lizard
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(palmbeachpost.com)
 
 
 
Hackers respond to Mayor's electronic road sign message to commuters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut drivers vote against unionization. Vote supposedly delivered in under 30 minutes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Grandmother grabs naked man running in street. Pissed off when police want him back
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(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Georgia man rides a bronze horse to the middle of the Ochlockonee River just to watch it sink
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(AP)
 
 
 
SpongeBob SquarePants "kidnapped" from Little Falls, Minnesota restaurant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The most overturned court in the land maybe overturned for good
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Middle school explodes. Suprisingly, students didn't cause it
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(Press Telegram)
 
 
 
Strip club has permit pulled because some of the girls were nude
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eight students slashed at Indiana high school. Axl Rose unavailable for comment
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(chron.com)
 
 
 
Woman says daughter claims to be a demon and is being stalked by a demonkiller. In response, mother considered putting daughter in self-defense classes
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(www.gamegrene.com)
 
 
 
TFer Aeonite reviews the new 30th Anniversary D&D book. He is not thrilled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Rocky Mountains
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
From the "How did we survive as a civilization without it for so long?" department: Round paper towels
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Guidelines sought in licensing teachers. In other news, in Tennessee, there are no guidelines for licensing teachers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Math whiz calculates the 13th root of a 100-digit number in his head in less than twelve seconds to set new record; still lives in his mother's basement
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian hatches scheme to get others to do his sexual harassment for him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Truck carrying beehives crashes
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man gets ticket from sheriff's deputies for failing to control his speed after an accident. The weird part is, he wasn't driving -- he was on his snowboard
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft release screenshot of MSN search showing they are using Firefox -- probably had Fark in the background, too
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(9News.com)
 
 
 
With no other news to report, Denver TV station gets to the bottom of why it costs $2.42 for a bottle of water at the airport
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CEO of failed tech company in armed standoff with police
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Entire student body banned from McDonald's after throwing Big Macs, setting off fire extinguishers, clogging toilets. Not clear if toilet clogging related to thrown or consumed McDonald's food
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(Some sadist)
 
 
 
New toy allows you and a buddy to shock the living crap out of each other using remote control tanks. Marquis de Sade rolls over in grave, heard sighing with pleasure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most violent games list released just in time for Christmas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man to sue Google for being a search engine
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
California company working to get 60-mpg cars to market
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(Times Recorder)
 
 
 
Ross Perot is still somebody at West Point Academy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having discovered everything known to man, scientific progress repeats itself: Turkey makes you sleepy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists are studying what could be first ever photo of actual meteor impacting Earth (with photo, obviously)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these beachwalkers in Bermuda
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boston to track beer kegs and supply information to local police to determain where college parties are being held. Police cars now being equipped with taps and potato chips
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(Times online uk)
 
 
 
New badge blocks someone from taking your picture
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
You're still not allowed to take chainsaws and landmines on an airplane
source: montereyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Swimmers saved from great white shark by dolphins. Ricky Williams has no comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oregon man slows down speeders by sticking a painted plywood police cruiser in his bushes
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(nctimes.com)
 
 
 
Student suspended for wearing anti-gay t-shirt. School staff claims suspension is necessary to prevent Fark flamewars
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(PhillyBurbs.com)
 
 
 
Fark.com is named best website of 2004 by Bucks County Courier Times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Discuss: Are the toys that are out now cooler than the ones you had as a kid?
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Tue November 23, 2004
(USBDT)
 
 
 
Join the United States Beer Drinking Team
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"These might not have been your average criminals. They're probably more dangerous because they're dumb"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most dangerous road named. They call it Bruce
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Garbage truck driver accidentally hits dump button at 65 mph. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your phone a splode
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(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Man straps a cigarette lighter to his penis, smuggles it into jail cell. Hilarity ensues
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Congress approves $1 million for Wild American Shrimp Initiative. In other news, Ron Artest attacks shrimp
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(Meltingclocktimes.com)
 
 
 
Whipped-cream factory explodes. Entire town buried under whipped cream. Hundreds feared dead. Nothing like this since Mt. Vesuvius buried Pompeii
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Serbian tie-maker develops decorative tie for penis. Clip-on version soon to follow
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(Leeds Today)
 
 
 
They're good eats with a little ketchup on them
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(Tribune India)
 
 
 
Youths from Sanrur and Talwara in Punjab arrested for charas smuggling from the Mandi-Kulu belt
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(Family Minute)
 
 
 
The latest college activity: "Hooking up." In other news, college students like beer
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If someone sells you bad drugs, you might not want to call police to file complaint
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(iAfrica)
 
 
 
Forty-two injured in four-taxi pileup. Bozo, Honkles and Koko expected to pull through
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.S. makers of genetically modified products to conquer Russian market
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boy in an Afghan poppy field
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The subject: Art and society. The professor: Marilyn Manson
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Friday afternoon, man declares bankruptcy. Friday evening, man wins largest single-person jackpot in New York lottery history
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Muggers threaten to rape daughters of single dad. Dad figures they can't do much raping if they've been squished by his SUV
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
156 different political parties will run candidates in Iraq's upcoming elections. Nader currently polling at just under two percent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India has dropped a plan to bar politicians with more than two children -- no quorum would have been possible
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Rich old people from New York like to go to Florida over the winter. "Obvious" tag doesn't begin to cover this
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Sanitary technicians recommend using newspapers instead of expensive toilet paper
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(Some TFer)
 
 
 
Today's Iron AudioEdit ingredient: "Office Space"
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(Local10)
 
 
 
Airline accidently ships Florida couple's German Shepherds to Germany
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(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Store caught including the package weight when charging for meat. Lawsuitalirty ensues
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
Benihana chef kills a man with flying shrimp; apparently hadn't wowed them with the spinning egg trick
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Man gets 40 years in prison for stealing lasagna
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
TSA claims that national security demands they feel all women's breasts and buttocks at airports
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Virgin Mary" grilled cheese fetches $28k on eBay. Soon to have "GoldenPalace.com" grilled onto the other side
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dan Rather to step down. Reportedly "mad as hell" and "not going to take it anymore"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
With no hockey to celebrate their Stanley Cup victory, the Tampa Bay Lightning are hoping to make money by selling jewelery. Door-to-door candy-bar sales coming in January
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Nearly a quarter of Americans get on planes over the holidays hoping to meet future spouse, says this article from the Institute of Made-Up Statistics
source: reuters.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Target)
 
 
 
I'll see your Anal Massage and your Anal Cabaret and raise you Anal C*nt. Now I call
source: target.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Emu on the run in northern suburbs. With video
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(AP)
 
 
 
U2 plays surprise show under Brooklyn Bridge, no one shows up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What if the Mac really was a cult?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
237 wheels of cheese vandalized
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mosnews.com)
 
 
 
Russian mafia suspected in theft of Daimler-Chrysler head's limo
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(someguy)
 
 
 
Shoplifter uses jar of bees to escape K-Mart... Tommy Boy wanted for questioning
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Newspaper congratulating "Australian Idol" winner directs readers to gay porn site
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Robo Force toys that kids never even had a chance to buy
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Last year, a Farker stood by with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a beer in the other as his friend attempted to deep fry a 15-pound turkey on his mother's deck. Post your Thanksgiving horror stories
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
When students are drinking in yards and streets underneath "Leave your freshman girls here" signs, your campus probably has a drinking problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Moore tops list of "least intriguing celebrities"
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(Turn Your Back on Bush)
 
 
 
Protesters plan a massive demonstration for Bush's inauguration, with no stickers, signs, shouts, or chants. When given a signal, thousands of spectators along the motorcade route will turn their backs to Bush as he drives past
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the person that Howard Stern is waving at
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Dandruff not just the cause of social embarrassment. Could also land you in jail
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Chocolate found to be superior cough suppressant, great way to get laid
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis has filed a negligence lawsuit against a major Hollywood studio. TSG is there
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(Nerf Online)
 
 
 
The physics of Nerf
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(Local6)
 
 
 
SEC, ACC reviewing tapes of Clemson-South Carolina fight (with brawl pics)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman loses life savings in Burger King. In other news, child receives $17,000 inside kids meal bag
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(Foster's online)
 
 
 
The name I dare not say. Man copyrights his name and charges $500,000 for each use
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Love the sweet curves (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old boy abducts exotic dancer, becomes prepubescent legend
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(28news)
 
 
 
Store owners worry that people rebuilding their lives after mutiple hurricanes won't spend enough on sets of cheese logs, hot cocoa sampler boxes
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Long before stabbing, coworkers referred to him as "Crazy Mother Expletive
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Following the infamous "naughty" promo on "Monday Night Football," "Desperate Housewives" gets its highest ratings ever. ABC sends flowers and thank-you notes to right-wing prudes
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(Google)
 
 
 
InstaPS: This fool and his bear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pregnant women may not drive in the carpool lane. As if the nausea isn't enough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A butterfly, a banana, and a plate (link goes to inspiration)
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(Local10.com)
 
 
 
Hook goes in the water. Monster shark comes out of the water. Fisherman happy. Chief Brody unavailable for comment
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
That copier you used to Xerox your butt also printed out its serial number in microscopic print, and the Gov't keeps a list
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Police arrest 42 at weekend house party. In other news, Monday morning found very light attendance at the Joseph Kushner Hebrew Academy
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(Target)
 
 
 
I'll see your Anal Massage and raise you an Anal Cabaret
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Lightning strike in Israel kills 10,000 chickens. Colonel Sanders and Doc Brown call emergency joint meeting
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(eMediaWire)
 
 
 
California now requires teens to gain parental consent to go to a tanning salon. Abortions still okay
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's biggest dinosaur found. Apparently answers to the name Elton John
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stern sidekick, Robin Quivers, in talks to get her own talk show, lending creedence to the theory that eventually, everyone will have their own talk show
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gallup poll shows Bush with 55 percent approval rating. Naturally, Zogby has Kerry up by two percent
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Trump considers latest bankruptcy a "success" Also considers personality magnetic and hair stunning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember those Koreans that climbed the fence into Canada's Beijing Embassy? Two months later, they are still at the embassy, living on poutine and listening to Celine Dion
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(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Mall Santa bellows "Ho-Ho-Holy crap" when seven-year-old girl comes crashing down from overhead escalator right into pile of presents
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Marvel sues makers of pens, pencils, imagination
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart heiress pays $20,000 for her homework to be done for her. University of Missouri not happy their brand new basketball arena was named after her, especially since she attends USC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For second year in a row, BCS could be all farked up after final week of play. Duke sucks
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Stop me if you have heard this one: A half-naked man walks into a police station and confesses to a murder. Pantsless story No. 2 -- the trifecta is in play
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(MosNews)
 
 
 
Russia may have a base on the moon by 2025. Your собака wants a rocket
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(Tameside Advertiser)
 
 
 
Oi. Did you steal my spider and some Jaffa cakes? (pic)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered gene that contributes to laziness. Here comes th --
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(Target)
 
 
 
I'll see your Anal Cabaret raise and reraise you Uranus-Self Anal Massage for Men
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(KYW 1060)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's school shooting brought to you by Strawberry Mansion high school in Philadelphia
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(Clevescene)
 
 
 
A yard-long bong, cigarette-smoking vaginas and even "full-on boffing" -- welcome to the world of public-access TV in Akron, Ohio
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The Watchmen," helmed by Paul Greengrass, to be put to film, making this the first ever instance of a Rorschach screen test
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Nine people file assault charges over Pacers/Pistons incident. Duke sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you were stuck in traffic in Manhattan at lunchtime, blame U2. Will clog up Brooklyn later today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fatah Party "Takes a Chance on" Abbas
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(Chron)
 
 
 
When trying to carjack somebody's wheels, make sure you can drive a stick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man takes nude self-portrait while standing in movie box-office line at 3:30 AM. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman, the later years
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(Billings Gazette)
 
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Jet crashes en route to pick up former President Bush
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old songstress wins European Idol, or version thereof
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Unstoppable drunk Finn kicks off Norway's Christmas party season
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK electronics giant Dixon's to stop selling VCRs. Firm cites lack of anything worth recording on British TV
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Fake "Prince" cons Japanese into throwing him a lavish party
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob someone, make sure you don't deposit your check while they're at the ATM
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iranian man's three wives attempt suicide after fight over expensive pair of boots
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Experts worried that cake-eating Norwegians will be American-sized blimps soon
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(iFilm)
 
 
 
Love me some "Tunak Tunak Tun"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
If you thought your job was bad, spare a thought for the person who counts how many toilets have been unblocked in the UK. (35,000/six months, btw)
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(Navhind Times)
 
 
 
Army colonel fakes claim for gallantry medal by splashing ketchup on civilians and reporting them as dead militants
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(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Los Angeles in mass hysteria after receiving a devastating three inches of snow. People north of the Mason-Dixon line point and laugh
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
SpaceShipOne named Time's "Invention of the Year." Dynamite monkeys somehow fail to make list
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(BoingBoing)
 
 
 
Target online "Anal Massage" explanation
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Former CIA agent says Bin Laden is a "remarkable, great, and admirable man." Also gives thumbs up to Hilter, Chirac and that old guy from the Six Flags commercials
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Study shows drinking to get drunk is a social norm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not that anyone cares, but Vanilla Ice got his wallaroo and goat back after the wallaroo scratched a car
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(Target.com)
 
 
 
Target now offering anal massage. (Repeat from Friday, some folks missed it apparently)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to perform at Super Bowl, promises no "wardrobe malfunctions"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Admin/Moderator Holiday wishlists. Feel free to make your own and add it to your profile. Details in link
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Note to creators of "JFK Reloaded": If you included the Cuban/Mafia sub-plot, the game could be so much better
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cockfighting is a gateway to drugs and shooting people
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teeth may become self-repairing. Orin Scrivello, DDS, will fight such developments tooth and nail
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Photos of Paris Hilton kissing another woman to appear in Hustler (after everyone's seen them online). Larry Flynt calls them "quite erotic"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Lucas was originally set to direct "Apocalypse Now." Photoshop how it would have turned out
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mice-munching competition goes awry
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
German football star photographed sporting wood after scoring goal. "Scoring a perfect goal is like an orgasm. Things can happen in your body that you are not aware of" (not safe for work)
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Slightly shotgunned
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(M90)
 
Boobies
 
Avril Lavigne wearing a Hooters outfit during a concert (safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spanish scrap yard offers smash-a-gadget stress relief. In other news, scientists decipher cryptic "PC Load Letter" printer error
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
House of Commons' motion to impeach Tony Blair gets the green light. British politicans to start using "Wrap It Up" box during Blair's speeches
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Impromptu Fark party Monday 7:00 PM -- Joseph Beth -- Lexington, KY
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(Fan of Fnord)
 
 
 
Farker Fnord's indispensable FireFox add-on, Farkit 1.0, is officially available
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Pirate riddles for sophisticates. Arrr... funny, it be
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(The Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
Half-naked truck driver takes police on a chase through three towns on the wrong side of the turnpike
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Robbers try to kick in sliding door of open restaurant. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Goldberg as Santa, the son of Satan, from the movie "Santa's Slay." Feel free to use other pictures from the movie if you have any, God help you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate finds that it passed bill it didn't know about. In other news, senators don't read the bills that they pass
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