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Sun October 31, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Chinese construction site
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(104)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Visitors tour Ho Chi Minh's bunker, see where he ate cream of Sumyungai
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(76)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Nigerian spammer gets pwned
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(84)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To shouts of "Death to America," Iran's parliament unanimously approves bill to resume uranium enrichment
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(827)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you live on the seventh floor of a building and are tired of waiting for the elevator, do not put up flyers telling women to lose weight by taking the stairs
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(150)
 
(Some Peon)
 
 
 
Kids' castle burned by vandals, but dad is not defeated
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(41)
 
(madison.com)
 
 
 
Halloween riots in Madison, WI
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(129)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
First wife of Johnny Cash wants park bench he carved their names on. San Antonio says no, and removes the bench for fear of theft
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(64)
 
(Some IP Thief)
 
 
 
MP3 technology officially ubiquitous: Oakley introduces MP3-playing sunglasses
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(66)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
One of the best examples of Renaissance Revival architecture in Maine is safe now from ADA laws
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(42)
 
(News-Messenger)
 
 
 
If you drive a bread delivery truck, do not attempt to do your own electrical wiring as toast will be the result
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(26)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Rapper defends flashy jewelry by saying God "don't have no problem with you blinging"
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(157)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
One woman's Halloween has become marred by pushy older kids who don't bother with costumes and just bang on doors demanding candy
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
China closes 1600 internet cafes, imposes $18 million in fines for allowing children to play violent video games. Liberty City surrenders
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(49)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Halloween babes from Retro-Crush, maybe not safe for work
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween -- votes from beyond the grave Both sides now courting the ghost vote
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(31)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Michael Moore plans to have hundreds of cameras outside polling places in Ohio and Florida to check for voter suppression, intimidated voters
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(682)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Robots learning "robotiquette" so they can mix better with humans. Sarah Connor not convinced
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins defeated by Packers 28-14 in last home game before the presidential election. Since 1936, this has predicated a loss for the incumbent
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(307)
 
(Borneo Bulletin)
 
 
 
Two men arrested for possesion of fish bombs in their underpants
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Atomic clock gets mini-makeover
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2004 Election Coverage: America flips a coin. A grimy, dirty coin with lots of lawyers contesting the flip afterwards
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(242)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
After banning alchohol at the stadium, college shocked to discover that alcohol problems at the games have actually increased
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(56)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Frat shows poker face to state, gambles they're not gambling by law
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(45)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
The reasons why we cross our fingers, worry about Friday 13th and more revealed including, bed-wetting: the cure for bed-wetting was to eat a fried mouse
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(71)
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see this Halloween: The Ghost Head Nebula
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(86)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Boston Red Sox fan jumping from a lightpole
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(96)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
UK to pump greenhouse gas under sea. Still no cure for beer farts
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(54)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Bus falls off 650-foot cliff. Probably wouldn't be a big deal except it was full of people
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Flash mobbing. New hotness: Mobile clubbing
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(70)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Washington schools cancel Halloween after Wiccans complain of unfair portrayal
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(188)
 
(masslive.com)
 
 
 
Gun club invites public to blow away pumpkins with .50-caliber machine gun
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(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Editor of "Bite Me" magazine quits due to abundance of sick requests from readers
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soldier building a habitat
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Three UN election workers taken hostage in Afghanistan
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(473)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a laboratory frog at California State University, don't expect dinner anytime soon
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(41)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge orders lawsuit records from Heinz-Kerry's dead husband's case unsealed -- says "they may be of public interest." Appeals court disagrees
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(208)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teacher kicks student for wearing Republican shirt
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(697)
 
(Buffer Zone)
 
 
 
The "let's get ready to rumble" guy might give you money for tips about people he can sue for ripping off his catchphrase
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When sunbathing in your driveway, make sure you don't have bad drivers coming to visit
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(32)
 
(CNEWS)
 
 
 
Attempt to break the world record for the most people wearing Groucho Marx glasses at the same location falls short by 62. Close, but no cigar
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(40)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Recycling. New hotness: Precycling. Buy your casket now and modular units turn it into book shelves, wine rack or gun holder
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(69)
 


Sat October 30, 2004
(Nashua Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bomb squad asplodes suspicious package with water cannon. In other news, if you've lost a wrapped package containing raw chicken parts, the Nashua Police Hazardous Device Unit can point you to the splash area
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these folks enjoying their outing
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(92)
 
(detnews.com)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to learn from an Islamic website that she had been kidnapped and executed in Iraq
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(68)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man spends 10 days in hospital after being knocked off his bicycle by a magpie
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(53)
 
(sundaymail)
 
 
 
Dad finds porn films recorded by previous user on family's new phone
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(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scuba-diving depth record setter finds competitor's skeleton at 271 metres
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(98)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Romanian accidentally marries the wrong twin
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(46)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's 2004 Halloween "Choose Your Own Adventure"
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans just aren't used to winning. Pedro Martinez beaned with baseball during victory parade
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(93)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Kid making series of fake 911 calls on schoolbus gets pwnt by phone's GPS. Your honor student wants an analogue cell phone
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(81)
 
(Some Pumpkin)
 
 
 
Insta-photoshop: Help this polar bear celebrate Halloween
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(105)
 
(thinkharder_homer)
 
 
 
Maze Garden: Can you beat it?
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(115)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Chef figures out how to lose weight eating pork knuckles, sauerkraut and beer
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Third time's a charm for police ordering couple to stop having sex in middle of busy shopping district
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Businessman didn't appreciate two-inch lizard cooked and served as in-flight meal
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian man, his ferry and his one arm. Difficulty: No "in Soviet Russia" jokes, source is from 1909
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(141)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me three times, props to Fark
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eight marines killed BEFORE the assault on Fallujah
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(780)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman drives drug-dealers off her block; discovers she can't afford to live in low-crime neighborhood
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(185)
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Business Week's Amey Stone offers advice on how to vote your pocketbook/wallet. Bush v. Kerry. (pretty fair analysis)
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sekkrit Service" visits LiveJournal user in her home after prayer threat
source: poynter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Puckheads now have a college course on hockey literature. Taught in Canada, of course
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(67)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Americans losing faith in the election process thanks to Republicans and Democrats. Your democratic republic wants a real choice
source: newscoast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(536)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Portland police chief uses his disfigured face to promote bicycle helmets (with pic)
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Jack Nicholson admits that he once stopped making love to a woman to eat an entire apple pie before returning to bed for more sex"
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What will Fark and Farkers be like in the year 3000?
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(115)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
High school's rival rap groups rumble; sentenced to perform West Side Story for school. Acronym solving hint: The story takes place near Ocala
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(76)
 
(The Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man gives up law for billion-dollar gambling career
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(40)
 
(Some Flash Game)
 
 
 
A fun way to wear down your mouse
source: fetchfido.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Aintitcoolnews)
 
 
 
In his continuing quest to destroy everyone's childhood memories of Star Wars, Lucas plans to... (spoilers)
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(112)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Gutenberg may not have been the creator of Europe's first printed book. Still held responsible for "Police Academy" movies
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(17)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New gel improves female sexual arousal. Here comes the, uh...
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(75)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an agitated and cranky play-by-play sports announcer
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo's top 10 dead money-earners
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(34)
 
(A-U-L-N)
 
 
 
Want to see Iraq? Here are some pics from a TFarker who is currently stationed there
source: maj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(450)
 
(Stuff Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
With Paris reaching full capacity, check out this new Hilton (sfw)
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ten resume secrets
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(50)
 
(Snoop Hater)
 
 
 
Snoop-Dog to cover "Riders on the Storm." Is it too late to modify the list of 10 worst covers?
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(75)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger would like to be able to run for president. Believes only he can terminate terrorism
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Some Horny Farker)
 
Boobies
 
The perfect specimen. I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers
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(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's daughter on an ostrich
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(93)
 
(ONN)
 
 
 
Man carves out his marriage proposal in a soybean field. It seems she does like farmers
source: ohionewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eighty-one accused witches, along with their cats, officially pardoned... hundreds of years after they were executed
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scottish company to develop "more natural feeling" breast implants
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Swedish study links tooth loss to memory loss. Think of your teeth as little USB drives
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 


Fri October 29, 2004
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi newspaper identifies coin as an ancient relic, even though it is inscribed "Puerto Rico"
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Service dog dials 911 after owner falls out of wheelchair, unlocks door when police arrive
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden transcript
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(1227)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
People with cell phones but no land line are messing with pollsters' heads
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Couple charged after their contribution to a Special Olympics charity parade involved a topless woman, strewn with Christmas lights, spanking a man's bare ass as their boat made its way down the Seneca River
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gal standing in a nickel pot
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(119)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
To determine if her copyright was violated by porn site, Croatian pop star wants home sex movie shown in court
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unable to find farmer's market in city, SUV flips, lands in crowd gathered to mourn at funeral home
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Germany considering never-ending version of Big Brother that will follow people to their deaths
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Red Sox win throws curve to Farrelly Bros. movie
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New York journalist wants to make it clear: He is not having a sexual relationship with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky. The Smoking Gun is there
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(58)
 
(Carib PR Wire)
 
 
 
Cuba offering six years of medical school free -- including tuition, room and board, books and spending money -- to American students. Cigars still can't come home with you
source: hardbeatnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Partially nude drunk woman on horseback leads police on bizarre chase (with SFW picture goodness )
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Re-creation of the conversation between Bill O'Reilly and the woman who sued him for sexual harassment in low-budget cartoon format. Yes, he really does say 'falafel'. Probably not safe for work
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(76)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Sticky situation develops after man attaches condom with superglue
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Family vacation to Southern California includes naked, drug-addled parolee singing and frolicking in the hotel jaccuzzi
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(41)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Owner of "vicious" chihuahua ordered to carry $100k insurance policy (with pic)
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Al Jazeera TV says it will air Bin Laden video tape
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(1276)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dr. Who fan buried in Tardis coffin
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
UNC Charlotte now offers music course focusing on American Idol. Underwater basket-weaving professors surrender
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mom tries Bob Marley cure for toddler's poor sleeping and appetite. Jailarity ensues
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
EMT makes a patient the buttocks of his joke (with puns)
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(105)
 
(berkeley.edu)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's a very good time for Satanism these days
source: journalism.berkeley.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Only 30 percent of singles practice safe sex
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(351)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Study finds Americans are getting taller and heavier. In other news, McDonald's introduces new miracle McGrowth formula
source: reuters.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(FOX Sports)
 
 
 
Top 10 scariest sports figures
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested for pointing .50 caliber anti-aircraft gun out his window (with pic)
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran has banned soccer players from sporting ponytails, say the little shorts make them look fruity enough
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Explosives that were stolen, then moved by the Russians, then stolen again, now destroyed by U.S. troops
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(640)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff pleads no contest to DUI charge. KITT not available for comment
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(74)
 
(Cavalier Daily)
 
 
 
"It's liberating for some women to be able to dress like a tramp for one night, guilt-free"
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(189)
 
(Fingertime)
 
 
 
Dubya dress-up. The most fun you've had since Jesus dress-up
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(89)
 
(Zwire)
 
 
 
Fark car rental tips: Before returning your rental car, check for unexplainable dents, top off gas tank, remove loaded gun
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop items for sale at FarkerImage stores. Difficulty: Has to be more useless than the stuff that SharperImage *actually* sells
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(114)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Kerry's cousin was a "close friend" of Lee Harvey Oswald. Adjust your tinfoil hat back, and to the left
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(238)
 
(Modbee)
 
 
 
Brazilian legislator wants to make it illegal to give pets human names
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(80)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Naked car thief captured. Apparently removed his clothing in an attempt to improve his odds of escape over the electric fence
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(27)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I am willing to stake my scientific reputation to the statement that Bush was wearing something under his jacket during the debate," says an international authority on image analysis
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(534)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you don't want people driving cars into your store, don't call it Target
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Statistics Norway)
 
 
 
At long last, people can now learn how common their name is in Norway
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(107)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
It's the Homestar Halloweeen toon. Wanna bob for turduckens?
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(newsadvance.com)
 
 
 
If you misplaced 36 explosive cannonballs 139 years ago, you're really old. Also, some dude found your cannonballs
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(50)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Everything's better with cheese
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(114)
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
John Kerry is tied to our Vietnamese enemies in more ways than you'd think
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(876)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security: Securing your right to a legal Rubik's Cube
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese company making dog-collar digital camera. Includes pic of dog looking absolutely thrilled to be wearing it
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(57)
 
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
O'Reilly sex case settled for undisclosed amount of money, three falafels
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(135)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson is more than a little hurt that Arnold Schwarzenegger hung up on him and won't return his calls
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner blames crisis on public's poor taste, unwillingness to pay ridiculous prices for ridiculous foods
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(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Video evidence shows that the weapons were lost after the Iraq invasion
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(612)
 
(CBS2)
 
 
 
Today's "burglar falls asleep while robbing house" story brought to you by Glen Ridge, NJ
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(23)
 
(Some Chef)
 
 
 
Student suspended after making cannabis-laced muffins in cooking class
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(42)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Cher song dropped from movie soundtrack after test audiences laughed at it
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge wipes out couple's loan debt due to extortionate interest rates
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(88)
 


Thu October 28, 2004
(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
Metals-plant employee fashions his own sword at work, proceeds to nearly decapitate co-worker. There can be only one
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(93)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Nude Kate Moss painting: Opening bid, £3.5 million
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(79)
 
(WTOPNews.com)
 
 
 
Retired cop's pistol goes off prematurely. Victim dies in flurry of innuendo
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(61)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Chicken Little 2004: "The sky is falling, oh wait that is just a 100-pound piece of a Delta aircraft falling on a mobile home"
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(31)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman digs up dead ex-boyfriend, ignores "Born On" date and guzzles beer that was buried with him
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Difficult game -- move the electron
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(125)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FBI investigating Halliburton no-bid contracts
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(515)
 
(Jim Hill)
 
 
 
All your Star Wars toys are new again. Except now Luke's a hobbit and Obi-Wan has a tiny head
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(58)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his not-so-subtle glance
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(93)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Target, Wal-Mart forcing Salvation Army to curtail bell ringers
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(128)
 
(Victorious Frenchman)
 
 
 
Salvador Dali's former assistant convicted of marring one of the master's paintings. In surrelated news, your steak wants dog
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(61)
 
(Get along, little dogie)
 
 
 
Peoria will never live down its reputation as a cowtown as long as its police force is chasing 1,200-pound steers through the streets with shotguns and Glocks
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(44)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Unusually high number of drunks need rescuing from river. Well, it would be unusual if we weren't talking about Dublin...
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(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Toddler rescued from minivan after being buried by landslide for four days
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apples now have virus. Doctors rejoice, can no longer be kept away
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(108)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago to allow Sunday liquor sales to begin earlier to allow Bears and Cubs fans the opportunity to dull the pain before games more easily
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(39)
 
(Tech Central Station)
 
 
 
Electoral shedding -- not a disease affecting poll workers, but a way John McCain could actually become president after an electoral-college tie
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(207)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
New York Daily News to Red Sox: "See You In 2090"
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(197)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Norwegian hotel guest finally pays bill 24 years later
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Testing baby's umbilical-cord blood for allergy risk leads new wave of procedures that make people want to hurl
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(56)
 
(News of Delaware County)
 
 
 
Man plans to circumnavigate the United States on recumbent bike
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Twins score perfect 3200 on SAT
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(186)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Bush giving The Finger
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(816)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
European consumers ignore most famous U.S. brands
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(267)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop real-life situations or people with Fark tags enabled. Difficult: No politicians with the "Dumbass" tag
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(163)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.S. to use new type of nuclear submarine to battle terrorism
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(106)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Landmark study finds that one-third of Australians cannot squat to pee
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(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino named 50 greatest living movie stars. In an final display of greatness, Marlon Brando managed to take Fifth, despite being dead
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(223)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Bush and Kerry will appear on ESPN's "SportsCenter" on eve of election. En fuego
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(296)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like to host a Fark party in your town? Keep track of interest and planning on the Fark Parties link on the left column
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(83)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Stick a fork in the Grand Forks missing fork case. It's done
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(46)
 
(APOTD)
 
 
 
Nice picture of Titan taken by Cassini
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movie based on a "For Dummies" book in the works
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(103)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man sitting down to watch football game sees his missing dog invade pitch, chase ball for five minutes in front of crowd of 60,000 (with pics of pitch invasion)
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(111)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
JeffK returns. English majors everywhere surrender
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(165)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feed the homeless, get free porn. Win/win (turn down your sound)
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 10 worst cover songs ever
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(725)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
In what will surely be the news highlight of your day, New York has chosen its new streetlight design
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(116)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Expert says that it is good for students to get regularly plastered, as long as they sober up after graduation
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(122)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dining hall at Rutgers University burns down
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(126)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists ponder a genetically targeted weapon 22 years after Frank Herbert scared the bejeebers out of us with "The White Plague"
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(206)
 
(thisislondon.com)
 
 
 
Professional car-theft ring only targets $80,000 Mercedes E-Class cars that they quietly lift onto the back of a flatbed -- frequently right out of the owners' driveways
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(67)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
Boobies
 
Celebrities and their bra size
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arafat's condition improves, says doctors, lawyers, anti-tank missiles and several midget clowns who goosed the nurses
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MSPaint up a cheesy halloween greeting. Link goes to inspiration
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(124)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
President of Turkmenistan to build ice chateau in the desert
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(39)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Queer Eye for the workplace
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(86)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hungary bans sale of paprika. George Soros to start $24 million ad campaign to protest
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marsellus Wallace to be Kojak. Hard, pipe-hitters expected go to work on homes here with pair of pliers, blow torch and lollipops
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(111)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Excuse me officer... what should I do about the dead woman in the freezer?
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New type of vehicle -- half motorbike, half helicopter
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(104)
 
(Some Spatch)
 
 
 
Prepare your iron stomach now: Busch Gardens releases info on their new coaster
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(62)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fishing for camels frowned on by the RSPCA
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(19)
 
(wfts.com)
 
 
 
Unemployed couple stops bank robbery while applying for a job
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
7-Eleven employee receives $711 bonus for having baby that weighed seven pounds, 11 ounces
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(76)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Woman charged with grand theft for stealing 78 campaign signs, because obviously they're each worth over $38.46
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(224)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The perfect body? (Not safe for work)
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(250)
 


Wed October 27, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Red Sox win World Series for first time since 1918
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(858)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets a TV deal. Yes, when you think charisma, you think Freddie Prinze, Jr.
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Brewer eliminates middle man, starts its own fraternity
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's photoshop secret ingredients: Milk and cookies
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shopping cart, buggy or trolley?
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(167)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Official Game Four baseball discussion thread: Watch the end of the curse or, alternatively, the beginning of the annual Red Sox collapse
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(1528)
 
(channelnewsasia)
 
 
 
Ambulance arrives outside Arafat's Ramallah compound. Three Jordanian doctors, four Egyptian lawyers, eight anti-tank rockets and a dozen midget clowns spill out
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(131)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons to award 2004 NBA Championship ring to fan via online drawing
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George W. Bush voted this year's top film villain
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(576)
 
(Some Slacker)
 
 
 
4.5 Scariest DnD Monsters. Your dog fails to save vs. fear
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(180)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's largest BBQ may have been held 65 million years ago. Texas demands recount
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(61)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man sings 1,000 karaoke songs over 81 hours for charity; sets second record by avoiding "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'"
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(48)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
GM hopes new smaller Hummer will attract men comfortable with small penis size
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(131)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
And so it begins. Steinbrenner summons his executives to Tampa for strategy meeting, execution
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Sox may continue to make history by becoming only team to win World Series during total lunar eclipse. The Bambino surrenders
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(165)
 
(NBC5i)
 
 
 
Neighbor foils armed apartment invasion with samurai sword
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(161)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New super-bug invading health clubs. Was a scrawny bacterium when it started, but now it's lookin' HUGE
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(97)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Parts of Disneyland to undergo renovation to restore them to Walt's original vision
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Genetical engineers develop hypoallergenic cats. Your dog wants opposable thumbs
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Flight attendant grounded by Delta Airlines over "risque" blog pics (with SFW pic)
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(173)
 
(The State News)
 
 
 
Michigan State University students brawl over hamster. Jailarity ensues
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(89)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British couple beat up new neighbors for refusing a wife swap. Scary pic included
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(233)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Long lost unreleased Ed Wood film "Necromania" found in warehouse hidden in a box of old cashmere sweaters
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Early thread for World Series discussion, for those of you that have no time to post during the game. Play-by-Play thread to commence in 4 hours
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(205)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Scientists find skeleton of slightly overweight but cute in the face hobbit
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(92)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Current Miami Dolphin football player goes to team-sponsored Halloween Party dressed as Ricky Williams
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Flor-i-DUH has lost ballots, again
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(297)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway would like fighter pilots to please stop buzzing their passenger planes
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(62)
 
(Mom's 80)
 
 
 
Farker DslainteC's mom is turning 80. Photoshop photos of her for a gift photo album
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(131)
 
(DanielAmos.com)
 
 
 
"How many more of these semi-nude, auto-tuned, reverb-drenched, triple-vocal-tracked, sex-obsessed... dancers, with belly buttons more impressive than vocal ability, do we have to put up with before the whole thing implodes?"
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(279)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gardener finds Roman-era magic charm in bag of topsoil
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(75)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Man offers Katherine Harris a ride in his Caddy. Err, under his Caddy
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(485)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Australian man allowed to claim $220K deduction on his taxes because someone stole his drug money
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vacationing British bobby opens a can of barehanded whoop-ass on NYC stabbing suspect
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(217)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Nebraska recruiting residents in Denver
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl starting a sand sculpture
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(145)
 
(RaptureReady.com)
 
 
 
Top 15 Biblical ways to get a wife
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(454)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billboard Magazine releases cell-phone ringtone chart
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(127)
 
(Tullahoma News)
 
 
 
Old coot is hacked off over TV spot that says, "Friends don't let friends drive old." Old coot wants Matlock reruns back
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(137)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supermarket fined £5,000 for claiming their mangoes cure cancer
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man failed to earn military honors, medals, while working in food-service industry
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Small Australian town plans to use helicopters to herd bats from one belfry to another. Here comes the crackpot science
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(20)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Alligator found swimming with knife stuck in head. Paul Hogan unavailable for comment (pics)
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(135)
 
(PepsiCo)
 
 
 
"By introducing new flavors, then taking them away..." New Pepsi Spice -- it's where they hide the heroin
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(209)
 
(WVLT)
 
 
 
Two Highway Patrol officers under investigation for writing suspicious tickets. Turns out there was a dead giveaway
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Town refuses three-percent pay raise for police, loses much more in revenue from police writing warnings instead of tickets
source: ecnnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Vandals attempt to steal gigantic ornamental molar from dentist's office. Police hoping witnesses will come forward to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
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(54)
 
(Monster.com)
 
 
 
Job listing for "Air Force Reserve Intelligence" spells "intelligence" wrong
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(86)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In a plot to move the Irish to Mars, scientists find potatoes to be "key" to living on other planets
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Finally, a "girl next door" with no fake boobies (not safe for work)
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(246)
 


Tue October 26, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Incredibly addictive time waster -- toss the paper in the bin
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI ends Mafia burial ground dig. The search for Jimmy Hoffa lives on
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bill Buckner, hiding out in Idaho, hopes the Red Sox will win so militant fans will leave him and his family alone
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(80)
 
(Wil Wheaton)
 
 
 
When playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, be sure to listen to Wil Wheaton on WCTR
source: wilwheaton.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry was in a "scuffle" with a photographer. P-shop the last thing the camera saw
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much impact do you think Ralph Nader will have on the election?
source: theunitycampaign.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(410)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry bout the drought, here's some boobies for you (NSFW -- link fixed)
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(128)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
U.S. marshall gets $174,000 a year to pick up his dry cleaning, speed in government-issued car
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(79)
 
(wfts.com)
 
 
 
Woman steals neighbors campaign signs to save him from homeowners' association fines
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(85)
 
(teamindia.net)
 
 
 
Hello police? Get over here right away. My wife won't have sex with me
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(90)
 
(Some Hockey Guy)
 
 
 
Screw my $2.9-million-a-year NHL salary, I'll play for $500 a week in my hometown because I love playing hockey
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(97)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man pledges love to 15-year-old by mailing her father his pinkie. Twice
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series Game Three tonight -- here's the official Fark discussion thread
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(745)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Lee Malvo gets life in prison without parole
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(242)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Judge throws party for man before sentencing him to life in prison. Festivities included cake, balloons, tossed salad
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(149)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stem cells could be used to restore damaged vision. Your seeing-eye dog wants unemployment insurance
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(123)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Buddhist monks prove that, in a world of increasing social, religious and cultural divides, beer and boobies are still the universal language
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(55)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
In an effort to annoy people more efficiently, candidates are now zooming door to door on Segway scooter
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twenty-one-year-old starts presidential campaign for year 2020
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(148)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supermarket spends two years developing a lettuce you can grow in the kitchen
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Pawtucket Times)
 
 
 
Asshats steal mercury to play with it. Even dip a cigarette in it. Cause evacuation of over 100 people
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(108)
 
(Some Student)
 
 
 
According to Stanford soph coed, "The pyramid order of dorm essentials goes oxygen, pizza, caffeine, condoms"
source: daily.stanford.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hackers shakedown website owners for "protection" money. Bruno and his ballbat just went digital
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Life-sized elephant sculpture made entirely from household junk (with pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Florida hurricanes expose pirate treasure on beach, Arrrrr
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
Middle school PE teacher uses heart monitor on students to weed out, flunk slackers
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(141)
 
(Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
Intruder attacks father and daughter with pepper spray. Father sprays intruder with lead
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(339)
 
(Grandforks.com)
 
 
 
Grand Forks authorities want forkin' thieves of six-foot-tall fork to fork it over
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(59)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Couple borrow $10,576 for home improvements, unwittingly incur $695,719 in late payment penalties. Now may lose house (240)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Taiwan debate devolves into foodfight
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(55)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Rise in picnic-basket theft in Maryland prompts first bear hunting in 50 years
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(68)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
U.S. elections to become most expensive elections in history
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(167)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected Jon Stewart guest appearances
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(132)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston police, who killed an innocent girl during the playoffs, promise a tougher crowd-control policy for the World Series: "We're going to go in and take them out"
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(390)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hospital error results in breast-feeding mixup. Hilarity ensues
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(146)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the job interview for Vanna White's inevitable replacement
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't let your child swallow two magnets at the same time. One is okay
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(115)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona school district wants to start random drug tests on all seventh-graders. "It's crucial to hit them at that age"
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(460)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Brett Favre's wife has breast cancer
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(216)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Legendary radio DJ John Peel dies age 65. The world of music weeps
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(353)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pursuing every actor's secret dream, man punches leading lady in face, beats up director
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(95)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, Californian authorities now cracking down on motorists "drunk" on herbal tea
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(106)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
One year after retroCRUSH published "The 100 Scariest Movie Scenes," Bravo TV airs an "original" five-part special on the same subject
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(228)
 
(Inspiring GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: Tribute to half-cliches. They didn't quite make the cut
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(113)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Of all the ways you can possibly screw up a skydive jump, this one takes the cake
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(130)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Green slave girls? A connection revealed between Khan and Data? Looks like "Enterprise" might finally be getting it, about three years too late
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(199)
 
(College Humor)
 
 
 
Farker Lukket's photoshop from a Fark PS contest shows up on CollegeHumor (site NSFW)
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
America's Cup yacht crashes into the Sydney Opera House
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twenty-one ways to hook up with a model
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(165)
 
(The Herald-Press)
 
 
 
Cat wanders into substation and sends a community into a blackout. Cat last seen fleeing the scene, people are asked to be on the lookout for a cat with a burned ass
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know those 380 metric tons of explosives that are missing because George Bush "failed" to secure them, well they actually went missing before US troops entered Iraq (Updated link)
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(1561)
 
(Some Progressive)
 
 
 
Nader: The voice of reason
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(253)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Violent crimes down. Urge to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP still rising, however
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(79)
 


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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"This regiment beat Napoleon, beat the Kaiser and beat Hitler." Legendary Scottish fighting force sent to Iraq
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(184)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Google looks to stump the geeks in recruiting drive
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(72)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Teen runs for agriculture post with grass-roots campaign against 77-year-old seeking record 10th term
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(36)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Naked man chased from pumpkin patch
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(57)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Baby sign language helps baby's IQ. Your infant wants some teat
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jaques-Louis David's "Death of Socrates"
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Deere, iRobot team up to make semi-autonomous battlefield lawnmower that hates Will Smith (with pic)
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Given the choice, Britons would elect Homer Simpson president, thus confirming that the rest of the world thinks we are bumbling fools
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(174)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Right/left-handed: Indian man writes in different languages while using both hands simultaneously
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists create the thinnest fabric possible, "graphene," which is only one molecule deep. Mmmmm... boobies under graphene
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(78)
 
(University of Nijmegen)
 
Video
 
Netherlands scientists levitate frog with magnets. France ascenders
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(78)
 
(LA's Goofiness Central)
 
 
 
Only $25 to take the Kabbalah course, "Evil Eye: How to Avoid It"
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(79)
 
(p2pnet.net)
 
 
 
NY attorney general Eliot Spitzer plans big crackdown on music-industry payola. In other news, RIAA clogs NY court system with thousands of new P2P lawsuits, figures it'll be 2014 before any other civil actions can make it to trial
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(136)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Midway Games in Mortal Kombat to avoid Pac Man-style death
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(78)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Latest Mexican hot rod craze: souped-up Geo Metros
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(226)
 
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old battles for a woman's right to go topless anywhere a man can go topless. You go, girl
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(306)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova undresses for Enrique Iglesias (with a pic)
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(141)
 
(harpers.org)
 
 
 
Lobbyists weren't liked in 1882, either
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(55)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How glow sticks work. The Cheat unavailable for comment due to being grounded
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armed robber interrupts ultimate fighter's lunch. "Do you want Karate?" ensues
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(177)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Californians don't have a damn clue about what to do with that damn dam that doesn't do a damned thing, dammit
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(47)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Back in the day, naughty students got sent to detention. Now naughty students get sent to Aquarium School
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(32)
 
(obi.de)
 
 
 
They may be in German, but they're the funniest hardware commercials ever
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(67)
 
(iFilm)
 
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Ashlee Simpson's blown music bit from this past SNL
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(371)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Oral sex in moving car: 73 percent. Sex with guy while roommates there: 69 percent. Lesbian experience: 52 percent. Threesome: 46 percent. Revealing secrets of college girls interviewed by Maxim. We all know the sort of girls Maxim interviews
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(269)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oil prices head higher due to fears of strike by Norwegian shipping company. In other news, oil companies report running out of made-up stuff to drive prices higher
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(148)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by a custom aircraft shop in California, Brazil launches own rocket
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Punisher 2" being made, in spite of UN sanctions and condemnation from Amnesty International and the Foundation to Eradicate Remakes of Dolph Lundgren Movies
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(121)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As a kid, you're not allowed to touch -- so Nintendo's genius marketing campaign involves a sexy woman asking the children to "come play and touch"
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(86)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In a flip-flop that surprised none of his supporters, Kerry's claim to meeting with Security Council members prior to vote has been proven false
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(555)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two dead at Arby's. Oven mitt sought for questioning
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(83)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Voter intimidation tactics reach a fever pitch as election day draws closer
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(171)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Trucker stays in control of 78,000-pound vehicle after being hit in face by bullet
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(60)
 
(sublimedirectory.com)
 
 
 
TFer ManCalledFoot's "Jesus Heals the Red Sox" Photoshop entry from October 14th makes the Sublime Directory's "Picture of the Day" (ad nsfw)
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the hottest hot sauce you've ever directly applied to your tongue?
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(394)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme contest: Photoshop a Fark-related Sunday morning comic strip
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(102)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Na = Sodium. K = Potassium. Here come the explanations
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(133)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court Chief Justice Rehnquist hospitalized with thyroid cancer
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(247)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
The outcome of Washington Redskins games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936
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(198)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
NASA to launch DART, a robotic spacecraft capable of docking with other satellites without human assistance. HAL unavailable for comment
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(34)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Malaysians crack down on early store openers: "We know of a chicken-rice seller in Chukai who opens for business early and we will go after him"
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
380 metric tons of explosives are missing in Iraq. George Bush in charge of sentry duty, fails America again
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(1473)
 
(GolfWeb)
 
 
 
The hundred best golf courses in the world
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(75)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Puppetween: Homestar vs. Little Girl, Part 2
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(100)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New plague-like disease caused by glowing insect
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waterproof MP3 player uses "bone conduction technology" to transfer sounds through your cheekbones. In other news, use of bone puns on Fark skyrockets
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(77)
 
(WKOW)
 
 
 
Police finally catch some asshats vandalizing cars. In other news, the police chief's unmarked car got vandalized
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(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dead trees vital for forest life
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(75)
 
(The Evil Overlord)
 
 
 
Strange Microsoft Knowledge Base articles
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(51)
 
(Some 2LT)
 
 
 
Army Engineer Class 10-04 needs YOU for their company flag design and motto. Last motto: We've upped our standards, now up yours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lunar eclipse to make an appearance in World Series Game Four. Hopes to add power to the current lineup
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(68)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
New York's subway system will turn 100 years old on Wednesday
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(91)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Divers swim 25 feet below the surface for pumpkin-carving contest
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(22)
 
(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
GOP chairman: "Stop scaring young people into voting by talking about the draft, or we'll kick your ass." Rock the Vote: "Go fark yourself"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kids flood school to get out of exam
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