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Sun October 24, 2004
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman finds condom in her half-eaten muffin. NYC Health Department tells her not to bother reporting it, to throw the muffin away
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(99)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man dies after accidentally stabbing himself in the "groin" while slaughtering animals. Darwin chalks up another point
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(78)
 
(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
Man reunited with his first true love, a 1964 Ford tractor
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(50)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Arena football team goes 1-15, gives toilet paper to season-ticket holders
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(42)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
World Series Game Two discussion thread
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(515)
 
(www.electoral-vote.com)
 
 
 
Cuyahoga County, Ohio rigs their ballots to guarantee Kerry wins
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(406)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man cuts through car door, and into his neighbors stomach, with a chainsaw for driving too close to the property line
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(55)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
European Space Agency geeks find novel way of getting French chicks into the sack
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(55)
 
(National Geographic.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this blue lagoon
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
British Royal Navy officially recognizes devil worshiper's religion, allows him to perform satanic rituals on board ship. Here comes the seance
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(219)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
If you are behind on child support, do not donate your kidney over the Internet
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(43)
 
(wdsu)
 
 
 
Two men booked with death of man found in freezer. Funeral will be tomorrow at 3:50 for 15 minutes
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(70)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why the Electoral College will be hard to eliminate
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(287)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Summit registers on tops of mountains mysteriously vanishing. Trolls, ogres and dwarves eyed suspiciously
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(34)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Con-Air tips over on tarmac
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(23)
 
(Logan Daily News)
 
 
 
Goose plays role in tobacco heist. Maverick unavailable for comment
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(21)
 
(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
NASCAR team plane crashes. Tony Stewart punches out FAA official
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(250)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Jail takes prisoner off suicide-watch and then prisoner commits suicide... for the second time in a week
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(62)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Newest way to get voters to the polls: Offer them a new car
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(82)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian pair receives top marks for double-lutz faceplant move
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(60)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton wrecks another home
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(147)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kerry fails to listen to campaign advisors on why he should not play sports in public
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(142)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
"I've had brewing companies tell me I don't have a license to do this," man says. "I've basically come back and said, 'In your face. I don't need a license to recycle your trash' "
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Small planes buzz Bush rallies in Florida. Chased away by fighter jets as crowds cheer. Rove is a farkin' evil genius
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(589)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al Green walks out on stage with his fly open... Big Al was going comando... little Al was playing peekaboo
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(76)
 
(Vote for Busch)
 
 
 
Help choose a name for the ugly-ass baby rhino born at Busch Gardens-Tampa. Horny Hibblezitt not an option
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(61)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Newest navy subs have no periscopes. Newer fiberglass screen-doors also rust resistant
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Terrorists use Google. PS other unlikely groups to use Google
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(116)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ashley Simpson pulls a Milli Vanilli and walks off stage during a pre-recorded performance
source: angrycountry.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(899)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Leave it to America to publish the list of Endangered Foods. Oh, won't somebody think of the chitlins?
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(68)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Jet fighter accidentally drops 25-pound bomb on Pennsylvania hiking trail
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(65)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Cub Scouts tell mother of mentally challenged boy that son is no longer welcome, earning troop the much-coveted "Asshat" badge
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(272)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Cher issues Bush warning -- thank God she's talking about the president
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(289)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Search for man who discovered the icemen called off after being found dead. Sorry dude, no one cometh for you in time
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(sundayherald)
 
 
 
Scientists intoxicate honey bees to study alcoholism. Bees claim they aren't drunk, just buzzed
source: sundayherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 


Sat October 23, 2004
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Rat brain controls F-22. Alert level raised to DeCon 5
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(92)
 
(Blazn Cheetah)
 
 
 
Photoshop these farkers at GameOn NY convention
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(86)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bill Maher goes to Canada, states the obvious: Americans live in a sham democracy
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(681)
 
(Boo)
 
 
 
Get into the Halloween spirit and share your true ghost/scary stories. Voting enabled
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(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top ten geekiest hobbies
source: thewavemag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(302)
 
(mlb.com)
 
 
 
world series game one discussion thread (red birds vs red sox)
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(207)
 
(modbee.com)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger unveils hydrogen Hummer
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(70)
 
(News-Record)
 
 
 
Prankster moves trail markers at girls' cross-country race. Hilarity ensues
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(85)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ferry company offers flu shots with trip to Canada. The cure is worse than the disease
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(111)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Fast and the Furious... with a go-kart. Behold KartVader
source: montreal.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Bristol Post)
 
 
 
Golf club bans member for commenting on untidy course
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(52)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Today's tip: If you've just skipped out on a restaurant tab and you've got ten pounds of weed in your truck, don't ask the nice police officer to help you search for your registration
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(62)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Humans alive today will live to be 150 years of age. Still no cure for bad driving
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(125)
 
(Massachussetts Republican)
 
 
 
There's no point in having an accomplice along on your crime if you're just gonna accidentally shoot him in the head
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(39)
 
(KESQ 3)
 
 
 
Couple not amused when $1000 payment arrives in pennies
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(136)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
William Shatner. will. finally. get to travel. in. space
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(78)
 
(St. Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Not wanting to support gender stereotypes, Minnesota college crowns its first-ever male homecoming queen
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tom Cruise throwing out the first pitch complete with glove in Tokyo
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(96)
 
(Ashland Daily Tidings)
 
 
 
Stamp stealer stops sandwich sale, stifling super sweet stipend
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(28)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
9/11 Commission member announces Bin Laden located
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(805)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stolen U2 lyrics returned after 23 years. Bono: I just found what I've been looking for
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(59)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight keeps promise he made 19 months ago to return a year's salary to Texas Tech
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(55)
 
(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Bank robber uses public train for getaway. Might have gotten away with it, had passengers not noticed the exploding dye pack
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(40)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Toilet "clogged with various materials" could cost Lenny Kravitz $333,849.77. In other news, "various materials" is now an accepted euphemism for "career"
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(89)
 
(Motoring.co.za)
 
 
 
Jeep plays Spider-Man up 30-story building
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(107)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sportsman's Guide" selling grenade launchers for 20 bucks. Just the thing for hunting... uh... armor-plated... rabbits... in hum-vees. In other news, hunters are farking buggernuts if they use this stuff
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(472)
 
(Rally-Live.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Sebastien Loeb "flipping out" after winning the 2004 WRC Championship
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(67)
 
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
City of 40,000 discovers state has forgotten how to spell its name. Again
source: sentinelandenterprise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Joan Collins suffers "humiliation" after Heathrow airport security make her strip in public. Airport passengers within 50-foot radius blinded
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(188)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if yphoons aren't enough -- massive quakes hit back-to-back in Japan
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(117)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Norwegian prison hires dancer to enrich culture of inmates, unaware that dancer was a stripper. In other news, seismographs worldwide record unusual "boiiiiiinnnggg" tremor emanating from northern Europe
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(17)
 
(KESQ)
 
 
 
Stranded climbers refuse help. Change minds after seeing bodies of other climbers airlifted off mountain
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(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Breaking all previous records for asshattery, school district bans Halloween parties because they'd "take away from learning"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The next hurricane effect to be felt nationwide -- tomato shortages
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(49)
 
(Road Blocks)
 
 
 
Level 12 is kicking my ass
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(236)
 
(Press Demo)
 
 
 
Taking their cue from Lucas, Sonoma school that banned U.S. flags from senior pic decide to digitally insert one
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(77)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Couple gives new meaning to knocking boots
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 


Fri October 22, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own college bowl game that needs to be added to the BCS
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(91)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Seventy-five percent of British workers drunk after lunch
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Two bank robbers forced to flee after one accidentally drops bogus gun, watches it shatter on floor
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(47)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a commercial for what you think will be the next big reality TV show
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Terrorists raising funds with fake Gucci, Armani and other knock-off brands. Homeland Security Department seeks Carrie Bradshaw for questioning
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(93)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
The mayor of Boston will allow alcohol to be served as long as there are no television crews in the bars to report on it. Because that will somehow make a difference
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(77)
 
(Quad-City Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears received their flu shots this year. Officials' anger turns to understanding after they realize immune-deficient 85-year-olds could do better than 1-4 in the NFC North
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(88)
 
(KKTV)
 
 
 
Plague found in Colorado Springs. Suddenly that flu vaccine shortage isn't sounding too bad
source: kktv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Race-car driver Tony Kanaan having problems with his newspaper
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(119)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
German archeologists discover toilet on which Martin Luther wrote the 95 Theses that launched the Protestant Reformation
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Having threatened your wife at gunpoint probably isn't going to help your campaign
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(67)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Mickey Mantle's Restaurant changes name to Ted Williams for the duration of the World Series
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(52)
 
(Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Men arrested for throwing pies at Ann Coulter; apparently were unaware that the only way to unmake her is to throw her back into Mount Doom
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(884)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Director of pro-Kerry film now suing Sinclair Broadcasting for copyright infringement
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman gets arrested after accidentally dialing 911, leading police to one of the county's largest methamphetamine laboratories
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
NJ grand jury refuses to indict man who shot burglars on his property
source: thnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(627)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New patent issued for "shared erotic experience"
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(80)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
People don't like that Osama bin Laden's image is being used to promote beanies
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Environmental group: "Blah blah blah, Earth in danger, blah blah, destruction of natural habitats, blah blah, fossil fuels, blah blah blah, humans to blame, blah blah blah..."
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(507)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Grandmother vigorously dances striptease at night club "but she never accepts any intimate offers" (with pic, safe for work)
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(141)
 
(KFOR.com)
 
 
 
Lawmaker proposes banning alcohol at all Oklahoma colleges because, obviously, students won't drink if they're not supposed to
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman moves into house and redecorates while owner's family is away
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern regular "Crazy Cabbie" under investigation by IRS after bragging on the air about avoiding taxes
source: cbsnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Thirty-nine percent of women in Turkey feel they deserve to be beaten for arguing with their husbands or denying them sex
source: turkishpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston police commissioner takes "full responsibility" for student's death, promises to prosecute everybody involved except the police who shot her
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(380)
 
(Craigslist)
 
 
 
Man offers sex with his wife in return for Red Sox tickets
source: boston.craigslist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(199)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sinn Fein MPs claim parliamentary expenses, despite refusing to sit in parliament
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your chances for having a heart attack triple within one hour of being in a traffic jam. Still no cure for cancer
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
You know there's a nip in the air when 20 crabs rain down on you
source: thisislocallondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer ref shocked to find that hackers broke into his website and posted fake apology for disallowing a goal
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(FarkTheVote)
 
 
 
FarkTheVote: A tribute, a thank you, or if you prefer, a roasting. Add your comments in thread. (Difficulty: NO Politics)
source: farkthevote.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kerry blasts Cheney for getting flu shot. Fails to mention Clinton received one too because both are heart patients
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(749)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
First Hooters restaurant to open in China
source: thewgalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Video of Castro falling down and breaking his knee from yesterday
source: wvw.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center finally realizes their storm track forecasts suck
source: tampatrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Body found in wheel well of jet. In other news, airlines ecstatic about possibilities of new "no-frills" ticket sales
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(LJWorld.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these science girls flaming something
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(106)
 
(WHNT19)
 
 
 
Huntsville, AL becomes first city to fall for the ol "Razors are in your candy, get it x-rayed" Halloween idiocy
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(165)
 
(KSL TV 5)
 
 
 
Book of Mormon to come out in comic book form, includes guest appearance by Silver Surfer
source: tv.ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man doesn't think he'll ever get over Machu Picchu
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Music teacher Febrezes odiferous students. Parents cry foul
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(171)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dramatic pose by Steve Jobs
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(128)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Woman falls down embankment, gets tree branch impaled in her chest. Lucky that her dog is a Cell Phone Retriever
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
Two bodies discovered in funeral home
source: nbc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man's will dictates that he will haunt anyone who attempts to change his last wishes. Judge takes a chance and invalidates the document because two witnesses claim they didn't know what they were signing
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(41)
 
(www.nj.com)
 
 
 
Cops dig up $50,000 from elderly woman's back yard, buried since 2001, after she thought it had been stolen
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(33)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The universe was born at 6:00 pm on Saturday October 22, 4004 BC. Today is its 6,000th birthday
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1001)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man up on drug charges appears in court with "cocaine" t-shirt. Hilarity does not ensue
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man crams pony in the back of his small hatchback for transport. Mr. Ed, spotted filing complaint with the SPCA, has no comment at this time
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(40)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Missing fighter jet goes up on Ebay
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston mayor considering banning the sale of alcohol in bars during the World Series
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 


Thu October 21, 2004
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Yelling into cell phones still legal in Canada
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man doodles "Help me" on napkin while dining at Red Lobster, setting off frantic police search when busboy finds it. Having eaten there themselves, police file no charges
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan fines Nike $30,000 after Michael Jordan's advertised one-hour appearance only lasts 90 seconds. Fortunately, Jordan found enough change in his ashtray to cover it
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cardinals win Game Seven to clinch World Series berth against Boston. America spared second asinine "Texas vs. Massachusetts" showdown of 2004
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
England still has laws on the books from 1600s outlawing blasphemy, dental care
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart will appear on "60 Minutes" this weekend to talk about "Crossfire" and politics in general, may call Andy Rooney a dick
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(Talk to the Hand)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gal unwilling to take the plunge
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(120)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman requests absentee ballot for her dead mother
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: The baby sitter leaves your kid in the parked car, alone. Worse: The baby sitter is your mother. Worst: She keeps doing it and you keep letting her babysit your kid
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(EurekAlert!)
 
 
 
Dust particles in Toronto tracked by science to sandstorm in Africa. Camel dung dead giveaway
source: eurekalert.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(The Coloradan)
 
 
 
Wyoming fans burn "UW" into Colorado State football field days before rivalry game. Police have no suspects, plan to question all five UW fans individually
source: coloradoan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ebay's profits soar, apparently tripled in last two seconds by sniper
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(192)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you have woken up to a huge jet engine in your front yard, call Detroit Metro Airport, there are some people looking for it
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(174)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Don't eat Wang crackers
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(84)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad owes $121,126. County considers revoking his hunting license
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(229)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man who ran Kmart for 10 months retiring -- and getting $90 million for it
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(273)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Cab-fare dispute results in crossbow shooting
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(69)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Convenience store manager sues store and town of Schuyler, Nebraska, after police commit armed robbery for "reality-based training exercise"
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(135)
 
(EurekAlert!)
 
 
 
Study claims colder officer workers make more typign mistafes
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this devilish owl. Difficulty: No "wise"cracks
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(122)
 
(VAGazette)
 
 
 
In an effort to attract more tourists, Jamestown Island to change its name to "Historic Jamestowne;" hastily constructing Ye Olde Prefab Interpretive Centre and Gift Shoppe
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
For some reason, the mannish, sensible-shoe-wearing audience at the St. John's International Women's Film Festival did not appreciate its advertising, which featured a sexy woman in a low-cut dress and the tagline, "Films with Broad Appeal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Continuing to mature as an NBA player should, Carmelo Anthony busted for pot
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(158)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ricky Martin goes on offensive to stop child-sex tourism. Vatican in an uproar
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(311)
 
(Channel3000)
 
 
 
Chicken Underground revealed: "Chickens are fabulous. I think they're the best thing going since guinea pigs"
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Shot through the heart / and you're to blame / you give nailguns / a bad name
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Golden Corral steakhouses to offer free dinner for vets on Nov. 15th (halfway down). It's on the "honor system," so survivors of the Battle for Guinness Towel may partake, hint hint
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Nothing beats buying a nice cigar, pulling out your trusty Zippo lighter, flicking it on and HAVING YOUR ENTIRE ARM BURST INTO FLAMES
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(100)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pop Idol star sells just two tickets to concert
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(124)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Political correctness reaches new level of idiocy as school district bans Halloween festivities because it might offend real witches
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(479)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ron Perelman and neighbors still using illegal parking permits five years after being caught the last time
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(71)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If grandma won't leave the nursing home, just use the taser
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(154)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Caretakers of St. Louis Arch upset about illuminating the arch with pink lights to celebrate breast cancer awareness. Apparently, the shade of pink doesn't match the shade of the panties they've gotten in a twist
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(263)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Without Canada, Iceland could attack the U.S. directly
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(551)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hot chick, real boobs. It must be Thursday (not safe for work)
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(177)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lawyer busted near courthouse after doing a whippet, passing out and letting his car roll into another. In other news, someone probably has a pretty good case for incompetent counsel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro channels President Ford; face-plants in front of TV cameras. (With pic)
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher's leg was repaired using a technique tested on cadaver. Exhumed cadaver of Babe Ruth still undergoing around the clock de-cursing in secret Boston location
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(149)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police respond to 999 call to find couple having sex
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(97)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man, who allowed pet bunnies to hump with wild abandon, forced from home by sheer numbers
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this contruction worker bailing before the flaws are noticed
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(90)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Republican stealing signs knocks self out
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(243)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
If a Japanese couple stop you to tell them something about The Spanish Steps, just tell them "I don't know"
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(91)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you just got divorced or dumped by your significant other, don't drive
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Closed captioning: Required by law in a theatre near you
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New keychain remote turns off any TV. Be the first on your block to get your ass kicked at your favorite sports bar
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(98)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Student injured as seagull tries to steal lunch
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(52)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Marijuana grow-lab equipment, previously seized by police and then sold at auction, has turned up at other grow operations... and the police are just shocked
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(79)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Zoo takes dolphin to plastic surgeon to fix torn fin
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart making crab-apple jelly in prison, which might be against the rules. Seen talking to Bubba about licensing deal for his raisin-jack recipe
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Red Sox win, coming back from a 3-0 series deficit. History made in the most boring sport ever invented
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(980)
 


Wed October 20, 2004
(Newton's Third Law)
 
 
 
Travel company offers high schoolers unsupervised Montreal trips. What could possibly go wrong?
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(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pic of massive wave from Tokage. Don't bogart that typhoon, my friend
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(67)
 
(BiggDunc)
 
 
 
To celebrate the birth of his son, photoshop TotalFarker BiggDunc's kid (in a nice way, please)
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(154)
 
(Some Stoner)
 
 
 
Washington man discovers a near-perfect place for growing weed: In barrels at the top of 125-foot-tall trees
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(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Doofus trying to shoot mouse wounds girlfriend instead
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(55)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man survives being pinned between a 10-ton locomotive and a loading dock
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(41)
 
(2theadvocate.com)
 
 
 
Who cares about the presidential race? Louisiana is voting on a constitutional amendment guaranteeing the right to hunt, fish and trap in Louisiana
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I don't know if my camera phone works... Obi-Schlong Kenobi, you're my only hope
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(59)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coming off the pill boosts a woman's sex drive and increases her chances for orgasm - Of course, The Sun is there
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(113)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific American's top 50 science websites
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(46)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man burns his car to spite parking attendant
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you have several thousand pounds of cannabis in your garage, don't report a burglary
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Band Aid song "Do They Know It's Christmas?" to be re-recorded
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Domestic robot use to increase seven-fold by 2007. Odds of finding Sarah Connor still even
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees RedSox battle tonight (Discussion and updates thread)
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(2116)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teresa Heinz questions whether Laura Bush has ever had a real job. In other news, number of real jobs Teresa Heinz and John Forbes Kerry have held is less than the number of marriages between them
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(462)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Think spin is new? Romans: Scots didn't kick our butts, we just didn't want to chase them through the woods. And our intelligence on their ballista-building program was faulty
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Courtney Love pleads guilty to hitting clubgoer, takes the Fifth for crimes of fashion and taste
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(84)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Expos' last hotdog fetches $2,605
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Human genes: 20,000. Mustard genes: 27,000
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(78)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart bans Jon Stewart's new book "America" for indecency
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(344)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Fat cat sheds half his weight using the "Catkins" diet. Your cat wants steak
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(81)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
205-mph biker speaks for first time, says he was going half that
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(148)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Extra 2.6 million flu shots found in the attic, next to the Constitution
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(117)
 
(Oh Henry!)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering, Henry Earl is in jail. Again
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court says whales, dolphins cannot sue Bush
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(100)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
I'm going to go down to the pachinko parlor and play some Hitler and Moses
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(52)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
"Oh, and by the way. The banks want their $171 million back"
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(53)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Yankee fan kills Red Sox fan, wounds two others
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(289)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man asks to stay in jail rather than give up his cooking class
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(69)
 
(Zap2it)
 
 
 
Kerry documentary won't air because of "numerous inaccurate political and press accounts." Also, moon is made of cheese, Santa Claus is real and girls really do appreciate a sense of humor
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(734)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
You're a man of the cloth and you don't want to get searched at the airport. Solution: Tell everyone you have a bomb and then show them a Bible
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(91)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Students who were quoted by the press about drinking on campus get letters from the school asking them to politely shut the hell up
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mini-motorcycle starting grid
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(115)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dawn of a new day for Duran Duran. NOOOOOOO...
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(284)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Lottery winner beats creditors by burying all his money
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(97)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Air Canada, having just narrowly dodged bankruptcy, throws lavish party featuring Celine Dion dressed as a flight attendant
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(130)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry to take a leave of absence. Who will warn us about exploding toilets now?
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(102)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ten-year-olds cast their mock presidential votes with more respect and civility than the adults
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(146)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
NASA still needs Lockheed because nobody else knows how to do the work. Including Lockheed, apparently
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(110)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Angelina Jolie voted sexiest woman by Esquire. Here's why (not safe for work)
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(316)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mozart was a foul-mouthed yob -- partly due to a kind of Tourette's that makes you compulsively write rude words
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(143)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guy wandering in the forest shocked to discover cure for Alzheimers. Guy wandering in the forest shocked to discover cure for Alzheimers
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(74)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Big round monster washes up on New Zealand beach (with pic)
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(147)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Create the official Fark Family Crest
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microscopic diamond discovered in Montana. Show her you care, but only a little
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(46)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart spins his "Crossfire" appearance
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(394)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Wife settles domestic dispute by showing husband's moonshine still and garbage bag full of marijuana to deputy
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(79)
 
(Mr. Clean)
 
Boobies
 
Cleaning the bathroom has never looked so fun (not safe for work)
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brothers who hadn't seen each other in 53 years bump in to each other on tour bus
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(30)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Seven Japanese men arrested for stealing Harley Davidson. In other news, seven Japanese men can fit on a Harley Davidson
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eating $197,000 in latex-wrapped cash may be one way to avoid a crappy in-flight meal, but it's important to keep your cool when passing through customs
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(44)
 
(Yubanet.com)
 
 
 
The Grand Canyon was carved by Noah's flood. Also, cars run on magic, Native Americans come from Israel, and, no, seriously baby, you don't look fat
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(1332)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Red Sox win Game Six. Now one game from gut-wrenching heartbreak
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(668)
 


Tue October 19, 2004
(Some guy named Carl Vinson)
 
 
 
Photoshop this confused navy swimmer about to drop into the sea
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(109)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Because the left-turn sign was not bilingual, this woman won and she speaks no French, nor did the incident happen in Quebec. C'est dommage
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(219)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mary Poppins registers to vote in Ohio. Endorsement of powerful Chimney Sweep Union still up for grabs
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(74)
 
(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
State attorney general sues real-estate company for refusing to rent to stripper
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(188)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Exotic frog that invaded Florida found in Georgia. Allegedly headed for South Carolina with tiny bottles of liquor
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parked couple makes love so fervently that their rocking sends car over cliff
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(80)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Suspect leads police on day-long chase after stealing five different vehicles, including a Hummer and a dump truck
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(51)
 
(Norristown Times-Herald)
 
 
 
Community college students signed "petition to legalize weed" without reading it; a few weeks later, they're all registered Republicans
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(271)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas only allowing non-Cowboys fans to vote
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(101)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Red Sox's 28-inch "good luck charm" charges fans $10 for a photo
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Low marks on report card, but high marks in marksmanship
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(49)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Primping John Edwards
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(192)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
School hires former mafia hit-man as security guard. Lunch-time bullying incidents lowest in years
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(41)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Nutjob plastic-surgery addict and Fark favorite Jocelyn Wildenstein has had more work done. Pics available -- view at your own risk
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(336)
 
(chinadaily.com.cn)
 
 
 
Disgruntled employee posts recruitment ad for female strippers
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(34)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google is the latest deciding factor in whether to release a hostage or not
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(75)
 
(Newlyweds)
 
 
 
These Farkers just got married. Do it to them, before they can do it to each other
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(159)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Panama breaks off diplomatic relations with Sean Connery
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(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street traders acting like zombies because of Red Sox-Yankees marathon games
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
5,000-year-old artifacts unearthed near South Padre Island shows our ancestors really tore sh*t up on Spring Break
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(71)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
New York Rangers involved with sexual-harassment lawsuit. Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the fact that they've been screwing their fans for years
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(88)
 
(Some Cop)
 
 
 
Transgender cop faces discipline after going off half-cocked at firing range
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman tries to get out of ticket by performing striptease on police video
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(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It was hip in 1904, wizard in 1922, pissed off in 1943, sexy in 1956, awesome in 1961 and ghetto fabulous in 1996. This year it's chav
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(309)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Guinea pigs are now even tastier
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows that $2.00 a gallon isn't making people give up their Escalade for a Prius
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(365)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
South Carolina readies for big battle over tiny liquor bottles
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(173)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man in jail for forgery creates phony documents to get out of jail. Accomplice accidentally faxes them directly to the jail instead of the attorney. Oops
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(45)
 
(Duke sucks)
 
 
 
Duke player -- who was arrested and kicked off the team last year for a DUI and getting teabagged at a UNC frat party -- allowed to return due to an off-recruiting year
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(64)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Clean up starts on Detroit River's "Black Lagoon." Creature not expected to leave his cardboard box during process
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you drive an Escalade or a Maxima, you might want to check and make sure it hasn't been stolen yet
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(118)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police insist that when they shot the graffiti suspect hiding under a pile of clothing, it was purely accidental
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(106)
 
(Radio Australia)
 
 
 
Typhoon Tokage heads towards Japan, soon to be followed by Typhoons Huffage, Shootupage and Snortage
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(69)
 
(Metro West)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for people who put hamster in exercise ball and rolled it into traffic
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(99)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
O'Reilly: She wants me
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(439)
 
(WCF Courier)
 
 
 
Bad: Refusing to arrest suspects until after they've recovered because you don't want to pay the hospital bills. Worse: Some of the suspects escape by wheelchair
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(37)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Hundreds of giant squid wash up on Long Beach. One man knows exactly what to do, stock his freezer
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Giving a pro-Bush speech cost Schwarzenegger 14 days without sex
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(177)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The dangers of jumping into a pile of raked leaves now includes total paralysis
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(117)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Firefighter revives dog with mouth-snout resuscitation. Says he has no regrets, dog breath
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids learning the art of war
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(114)
 
(Football)
 
 
 
Jerry Rice traded to Seattle Seahawks. Special ramps installed in locker room
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(187)
 
(WoodTV.com)
 
 
 
Parents freak out about gas station selling cigarette lighters with pictures of boobies on them
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(192)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Doctor refuses to perform transplant surgery because the donor and patient met over the Internet. OMG ur k1dn3y is teh r0xorz
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Viz no longer to publish "The Fat Slags" after seeing dire film of them
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(166)
 
(Some Half-Elf)
 
 
 
AudioEdit something for Dungeons & Dragons' 30th anniversary
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France's minister for justice busted for driving 99.36 mph in a 80.73-mph zone
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(66)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
CBS' "Late Late Show" is getting better ratings with guest hosts than they did with Craig Kilborn
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(131)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man tries to hijack plane in order to obtain more alcohol
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this young Dubya fan
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Karl Rove lies directly in front of a parked Air Force One's wheel. Reason: "Unclear, but it seems to have been an inside joke between Rove and President Bush"
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(345)
 
(WAVY)
 
 
 
Navy tests new camo uniforms. Big-ass boats still plainly visible
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Red Sox win Game Five in 14 innings, six hours
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(476)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Things often can go wrong when you pay for registered voters with crack cocaine
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands married without their knowledge
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(55)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Goofus plagarizes from "Highlights for Children" magazine. Gallant turns up the evidence and asks, "What is going to be done about this?"
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(153)
 
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Duke sucks at soccer, too
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(29)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kmart hoping that new CEO can bring the same explosive results that he brought to is former companies of Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut. Analysts say his managing style is silent but deadly
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New record for cell phone throwing set at nearly 223 feet
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(44)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson thinks he won the debate with Jon Stewart; is still a dick
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(719)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?
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(101)
 
(Some Girl with a tape recorder)
 
 
 
Photoshop the cover for Bill O'Reilly's new book
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(102)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Foul language leads to impotence
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(80)
 
(Penny Arcade)
 
 
 
Penny Arcade strikes again -- Child's Play 2004 kicks into gear. Raising money for toys for sick kids
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(94)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet the Bush lookalike who robbed swing-state bank
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Never wear a sweater and stand on a lawnmower while attempting to break into a house
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(77)
 
(High Times)
 
 
 
Help, I'm stoned, who should I vote for? (NSFW)
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(412)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
If your wife cuts off your penis during an argument, it's extremely important that you focus and remember to bring your penis with you to the hospital
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(138)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Texas fire chief canned after he supervises hosing down a marching band, injuring 13
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(78)
 
(Red and Black)
 
 
 
With SEC football hopes dead, Georgia turns to its attention to the undead in zombie-fighting class. "Their biggest weapon is our ignorance"
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(142)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Wamp to keep $250,000 he raised for Senate bid, apparently getting tired of being bullseyed in Beggar's Canyon by Luke's T-16
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CERN now looking for the "God Particle" responsible for generating mass. Previously thought to be the Pope Particle
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(165)
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
Ukrainian boxer girl knocks out ATM machine
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bear delighted when tasty paramedics arrive to add to picnic
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(109)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's "If it walks like a duck" story courtesy of BMW, who promised never to market a minivan, yet is planning three-row seating in its "space function concept"
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(146)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
European Commission loses €100-million bank fraud case because their lawyer, who faxed the case evidence to the court, put the papers into the fax machine upside down
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Republicans have better sex lives. Here comes the science
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(496)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules Texas must redraw its congressional districts again. Texas Democrats have the plane warming up
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(110)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former Duchess of York asked to use her head and keep her clothes on for charity event. Also asked to talk sense into Cher before she strips for Playboy
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(99)
 
(Aerosquid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Neve and Gliz, the disturbing 2006 Winter Olympic mascots
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(154)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guatemalan prostitutes' soccer team takes a licking from the lady cops
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Smokin' hot Rachel (not safe for work)
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(218)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Goths and gangbangers replaced by food-court druids and unitards?
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greeks delighted as they beat the Turkish in making the world's biggest slab of "Loukkoumi," whatever the hell that is
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(55)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanes authorities use radiation in an attempt to tame Bobby Fischer's enormous penis
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(124)
 
(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
TV-VCR-DVD-CD combo unit sends automated distress signal to U.S. Air Force. Your TV wants MacGyver
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(98)
 
(Fort Wayne)
 
 
 
Did the Supreme Court really steal the 2000 election? Here come the whistleblowers
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(543)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Outside investigators sought to look into police shootings, including one suspect that police claim accidentally shot himself in the back the head
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(40)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Desperate women use pumpkins in cute little hats to get pregnant
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(58)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sox beat Yanks in 12 innings. Duke sucks
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(474)
 
(Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Students suspended for carrying American flags at senior class photo. Newt Gingrich rushes to make sure this doesn't become a politcal issue
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Calton Hill cacklers
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(78)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of straight men would marry a person of the same sex to have better health coverage
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(129)
 
(almanac.com)
 
 
 
Don't have a thermometer? Here's a formula for telling the temperature using cricket chirps
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shirt Police arrest women at Bush rally. Thought Police coming soon
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(927)
 
(Some Juvenile)
 
 
 
Meet UNICEF's deputy executive director, Karin Sham Poo
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tampa Tribune joins the rest of the country in throwing up its hands and refusing to endorse a presidential candidate
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(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Academic conference to study the significance of Godzilla
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(59)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
Fatal stabbing at Renaissance festival.Victim loses all treasure and must go back to level one
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(114)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
College student dies of LSD overdose, manslaughter charges to be filed against party-thrower
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(325)
 
(Classic)
 
 
 
The unattainable is unknown here
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