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Sun October 03, 2004
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(estripes.com)
 
 
 
Beerforsoldiers.com ordered to shut down its operation
source: estripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
World governments secretly forced technology companies to modify products so that nobody can make their own phony money
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(108)
 
(webtender.com)
 
 
 
Webtender's "100 most requested drinks of all time." No mention of a "Holy Bartender"
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(149)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Scrotal Safety Commission)
 
 
 
Protect your scrotum
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(141)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Survey reveals three out of four women plan to take a man with them when buying a car
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man chosen for No. 3 spot in CIA forced to resign from CIA 20 years ago for shoplifting
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(65)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Old-boy club of TV network anchors close ranks around Rather, blame the Internet and now have a true appreciation for how the dinosaurs felt
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(112)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Postcards from the Beatles -- Ringo rediscovers a trunk with hundreds of cards sent to him from John, Paul and George
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists warn UK could run out of scientists
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(65)
 
(Some Ninja)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ninja kick
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newest pet craze in Canada: Plague hamster
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(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The French are not happy that the GOP keeps using them as an example of an untrustworthy, weak nation
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(396)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing like a good old-fashioned severed rubber body part for the Halloween season
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(20)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Today's fear mongering media term: "Cyberchondria"
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(36)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Deer penis sales in China dwindle thanks to recent introduction of Viagra
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(39)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
John Kerry brought Kryptonite on stage at the debates
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(1176)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Professor wins release of John Lennon's FBI file that shows Nixon wanted to deport him
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(160)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man attacks police with two cobras. GI Joe surrenders
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(33)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Small Vermont town still can't decide whether having 70,000 Phish fans invade it was a good thing
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Earth hit three times by powerful X-ray bursts. Let me be the first to welcome our alien overlords
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(108)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Students in Berkeley to receive class credit for eating lunch
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(107)
 
(Some industry rag)
 
 
 
Best drive-thru in America award goes to Chick-Fil-A -- just not on Sundays
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billy Joel, 55, marries 23-year-old
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(213)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Gun-wielding granny brought down by police
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(61)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Concerned about shopping-cart theft, city cracks down on stores whose carts are stolen
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(70)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these members of the National Dance Company of Korea
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a G-spot in locusts
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(68)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Farmers urged to spread manure on their fields to stop illegal raves
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(77)
 
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Man thinks money and pot was buried with his cousin as a tribute during his funeral a year ago. Hilarity ensues
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(51)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force to begin militarization of space
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(400)
 
(Eagle Gazette)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old tries to see if his special-needs teacher can fly
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(48)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Meet the Grim Rapper: The singing, animatronic doll that just may be the stupidest thing of all time
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(37)
 
(hindustantimes.com)
 
 
 
Man has stroke and forgets years, doesn't recognize wife, who was size 12 but is now size 20
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(70)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
38-year-old woman with six kids, five surrogate kids has been pregnant for most of the last 20 years. "I just love having babies"
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(111)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Country music causes people to commit suicide. Here comes the science
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lonely Greek men board love bus. Riot ensues over who gets the backseat
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(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who in their right mind would club a baby seal? Especially when the tour operators provide guns
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(88)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Device allows naked eye to detect motion of as little as one-one hundred millionth of a meter. The perfect gift for housewives with couch potato husbands
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(60)
 


Sat October 02, 2004
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Photoshop what happens whenever the Drudge Report goes offline
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(68)
 
(Drug Policy Alliance)
 
 
 
Never before have so many Americans supported decriminalizing and even legalizing marijuana
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(786)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Spoiled Long Island renters given an eight-year notice file motion to prevent eviction, claiming "unconstitutional 'taking' of property"
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Residents of Philippine slum find gold nuggets among the butt nuggets in polluted stream
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(37)
 
(Halifax Herald)
 
 
 
Bag of chips comes with bonus three-inch deep-fried insect (pic)
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(122)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mount St. Helens evacuated due to strong tremor, second steam explosion. Here comes the magma
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(385)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Report suggests that exotic dancers face hazards of unsafe stages, poor lighting, unclean washrooms and aggressive and intoxicated customers. Apparently strippers don't have WHIMIS training
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(88)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
"Though she lacks a pulse, Matte insists Charlie Joanne and all of his other Real Dolls have thoughts and feelings, like, well, real girls"
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(122)
 
(pickyourpresident.com)
 
 
 
Presidential factsheet
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(398)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant born at Whipsnade Zoo in Bedfordshire, England (picture)
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(40)
 
(SWchick.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chick feeding other things to R2-D2
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(199)
 
(JHU Newsletter)
 
 
 
Student writes the definitive book on college partying. Reviewer notes that the author requires two entire pages just to describe one girl's breasts
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New car in the works will run on air
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(156)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The latest threat to national security: Crazy nuns with hammers
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(45)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Padding in the bra. New hotness: Polyvinyl padding in the jockstrap. Now women will get to experience the disappointment when reality sets in
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(87)
 
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Men use counterfeit money in store. Return merchandise later for refund. Get counterfeit money back
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Book of Mormon action figures
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(153)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Man has been struck by lightning five times already. His friends just call him "L-Rod"
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(34)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sculpture depicting current political figures in a multi-penis form surrounding gold oil barrel, tea set, causing controversy for some reason
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(47)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Wacky Hamilton County Sheriff Simon Leis places entire Cincinnati area on elevated terror alert for no reason whatsoever
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(52)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fox News apologizes for posting fake John Kerry quotes such as "Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate" on its website
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(635)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
1825 Egg Battle re-enactment organizers scramble for backup plan. Participants to shell each other with plastic eggs instead
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Altoids magazine advertisement
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(110)
 
(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson is still smoking hot (barely sfw)
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(107)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Woman's obituary includes plea to vote for Kerry. Chicago Daleys surrender
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(175)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Black is beautiful (safe for work)
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The coolest picture of a Russian duck you have ever seen
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(96)
 
(Media Info Center)
 
 
 
Disney to make 3-D animated Bloom County movie
source: mediainfocenter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(azstarnet.com)
 
 
 
Make a "donation" to your local "relaxation specialist." In other news, relaxation specialists may be women of loose virtue
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(53)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Zombie armies behind cyberscrime sprees. Carl Kolchak to investigate
source: news.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 


Fri October 01, 2004
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Fish-fart scientists win Nobel Prize, still no cure for cancer
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
One of the most hittable babes on the Internet, Erica Campbell (not safe for work)
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(192)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this herd of rare Antiguan beach cows
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(96)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson gets court order against man who has been stalking him demanding that they pray together
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(46)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Hole in the ozone shrinks by 20 percent. Scientists credit recent application of Preparation O
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(290)
 
(FOXSports.com)
 
 
 
Kids find tickets for playoff Yankees box seats worth $2600 each, turn them in to police
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(85)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. cybersecurity chief gives one-day notice. Plans new job stuffing envelopes at home, setting up Christian dating website or selling penis-enlargement pills
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(55)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
How do you rebuild the town destroyed by an armored bulldozer? Issue an MILF calendar, of course
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(bismarcktribune)
 
 
 
Hump at lake bottom is actually 35-year-old jet fighter. Or would it be "Hump on lake bottom"?
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tony Blair recovering from procedure involving "inserting a catheter through the groin and up to the heart." HOLY MOTHER OF GOD OW
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It must be fall, time for the yearly media declaration that Saturday Night Live isn't as good as it used to be
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
University of Colorado takes decisive action regarding football-recruiting sex scandal by banning reporter who broke story
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Carp can live forever by replacing lactic acid with alcohol
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet the fake gynecologist nabbed for not thinking outside the box
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Libya demands permanent seat on U.N. Security Council
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(wpvi)
 
 
 
Five hundred pounds of marijuana found floating in innertubes off Texas coast
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Atlanta-band Treehort channels Arthur Brown as lead singer removes thong underwear on stage and sets fire to it while dancing around. No one asks for encore
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(48)
 
(GS)
 
 
 
Theme: You got served
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mother hires stripper for school-age girls' party. SFW pics and hilarious multipage police report
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic cattle wrangler
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(94)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Guy's girlfriend leaves for work, finds giant fiberglass fish on front lawn. With pics and video
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minnesota truckers trained to spot terrorists, just in case Al-Qaeda targets Duluth
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Angus)
 
 
 
AC/DC gets Australian road named after them, proving there really is a highway to hell
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
When you're already facing prison time for a drug charge, your money is better spent on your new prison biatch, not trying to bribe the judge
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Company sues another company for patent infringement on an inferior dog-sh*t collection device. In other news, there is a town in Kentucky named Rabbit Hash
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Apocalypse hopefuls get excited as another volcano blows its top in Mexico. No word on giant flies
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Live CBS video feed from Mount St Helens. Reporters in background don't know sound is on
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(KIRO News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mount St. Helens erupting. (Link updated, with pic)
source: kirotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(319)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A guide to classic Halloween costumes
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Phoenixville News)
 
 
 
When carrying weapons, cocaine, marijuana, drug money and other assorted paraphernalia, remember to use your turn signal
source: phoenixvillenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Randy ram runs into auto dealership, sees his reflection in various windows, and headbutts his way to more than $12,000 damage
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Page 3: 1975 through 2005 (not safe for work)
source: page3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Since gaining weight, swollen ankles and disgusting cravings aren't enough, now ladies can also enjoy "pregnancy nose"
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(ksl.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lori Hacking's remains found? Story developing
source: tv.ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Tucson Citizen Online)
 
 
 
Police arrest nude man on rooftop who was firing his shotgun at them. Surprisingly, that's not a euphemism
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(45)
 
(Poland)
 
 
 
You're forgetting about Poland
source: poland.pl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(461)
 
(WPVI Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man dubs porn onto library movie rentals. Tyler Durden wanted for questioning
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hurricane Jeanne washes out driveway, WWII bomb surfaces
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(The Dail Commercial)
 
 
 
Manatee mailbox missing, marine mammal molesters mentioned
source: mywebpal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Belgian brewer bans booze
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party UK: London, Wednesday, Oct 6th, 8:00 PM at Revolution. Drew's travelling over the pond again for the good beer, see you there
source: fluidfoundation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop some of the lesser-known security features of the new $50 bill
source: msnbcmedia.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Opinion Editorials)
 
 
 
Bush won last night's debate
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(1433)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kerry won last night's debate
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(414)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Female bank robber arrested after entering bank looking like a crack-addled, flannel-wearing Jerry Garcia with really huge yellow hands (surveillance photo)
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Iowa Frito Lay plant closing. No more fresh munchies for you, Midwest stoners
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Raccoon enters garbage truck. Smelly hilarity ensues
source: poughkeepsiejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Court reporter discovered to be blitzed while taking notes during trial. Evidence includes nasty glass of vodka, transcript that reads "; That wazz my skull..I'm so wasted"
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(48)
 
(HarkTheHerald)
 
 
 
College athlete accidentally knocks crossbar off hurdle during practice, lands on leg of hurdle, impales himself right through the twins
source: harktheherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Meet Brooks and SbB Girls Kim and Charity this weekend at Denver Beer Festival
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Japan discovers heaviest element known to man. To call it "Japonium"
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(The Lone Star Iconoclast)
 
 
 
Man makes his own war memorial based on Vietnam Wall Memorial, except instead of a wall it's a 1996 Mitsubishi Diamata sedan covered in dry-erase marker
source: iconoclast-texas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Theme: Chihuahua recruits cat army to combat rat hordes. Create some propaganda for either side
source: mytelus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Third Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon for charity to fight boobie cancer kicks off. Target page safe for work
source: boobiethon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Entire school staff doesn't show up for work for 23 years. Boss didn't have a clue, kept paying them
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"The customer is always right" mantra probably ceases to matter the moment the customer puts the cashier in a headlock
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
General Mills to start producing only whole-grain cereals. Frosted Lucky Charms reportedly no longer magically delicious
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Workers at spice plant arrested for taking coke breaks. "It was as common as someone coming in for a coffee break. But instead of drinking coffee, they were snorting cocaine," say envious police
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Duluth Superior)
 
 
 
Wisconsin appeals court rules that motorists can be arrested for driving while intoxicated while driving on frozen water
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 


Thu September 30, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bollywood blamed for lowering teens' morals, encouraging them to show off belly buttons
source: thestar.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Capital News 9)
 
 
 
Cave-aged beer
source: capitalnews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(SantoALT.com)
 
Boobies
 
Naked German bartenders, in honor of Oktoberfest (not safe for work)
source: santoalt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Photoshop queue dwindles to nothing. Drew must be discontinuing the PS contests. Photoshop what will replace them
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Gas-powered inline skates. UCB unavailable for comment
source: asia.cnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Montrose Press)
 
 
 
Cops find prosecutor in car full of beer, gargling mouthwash, smelling of alcohol and saying "it doesn't look good" that he's drinking and driving before he refuses to take roadside sobriety test. Cops find no reason to charge him with D
source: montrosepress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Presidential Debate No. 1 discussion in this thread
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(3637)
 
(Nerve.com)
 
 
 
This week: Sex advice from cosplayers. Next week: BBQ tips from vegans
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(137)
 
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Confused senior citizen drives rental mini-van into airport terminal and does not hit a thing
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(46)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Ten things I learned at the strip club
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(114)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man has been banned by a judge from using the Internet, despite the fact he's of ancient Egyptian stature and "has authority recognized by all High Councils of this Galaxy"
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(69)
 
(Grand Forks.com)
 
 
 
Man attempts to make his legal problems go away by slipping off handcuffs and stealing police car after being arrested. Still no substitute for qualified legal advice
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(17)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Karl Rove: "We've got a few surprises for Kerry"
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(546)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Media caught with heads up collective asses. Patriot Act NOT ruled unconstitutional
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(77)
 
(Baghdad Dweller)
 
 
 
Shiek Qardhawi, 76 -- called a "moderate" by Newsweek but constantly calling for death to Americans -- recently married a 13-year-old girl; issued fatwa on Pokemon
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
In his latest attempt to emulate Bill Clinton, Tony Blair to undergo heart procedure Friday
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(57)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
College offers course on making wilderness toilets. Prerequisite is "Does a Bear Sh*t in the Woods? 101"
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's child-welfare agency at it again, this time allowing confidential records of thousands of abused kids to be viewed online
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(39)
 
(News Net 5)
 
 
 
If you're a sheriff's deputy, do not mastubate at the salon while getting your hair highlighted (w/photo of said dumbass)
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(137)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vioxx found to cure arthritis, permanently. Slight side affects include sudden desire to buy farms, kick buckets, shuffle off this mortal coil
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man tells doctor he drinks a six pack a day. Doctor tells DMV. Man loses license even though he never drives after drinking
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(196)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet has found her breasts resemble "the ears of a dog" since giving birth to two children
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(140)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer goes Dirty Harry on pedestrian and motorists after being involved in a traffic accident
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Surfer takes ride on whale that surfaces below him
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half of all Internet Viagra fake, just like your girlfriend probably is if you order this stuff online
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(43)
 
(wowt.com)
 
 
 
Man on crutches robs restaurant at gunpoint, actually gets away
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(26)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy's sister, Amy, has just posed for first nude photos for Playboy.com and is waiting to be taught "how to do cat fights"
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drinking can improve memory, according to a study that contradicts the last 1000 years
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(46)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
In West Philadelphia, even deer like fried chicken
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(39)
 
(iAfrica)
 
 
 
Mob kills politician over disappearing penis
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(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Johnny Knoxville of "Jackass" fame wants to be taken seriously as an actor. No, really
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(59)
 
(woai.com)
 
 
 
Man, armed with two sticks, abandons food-mart robbery when everyone in store starts laughing at him
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(55)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
When a waitress tries to wake you up after you fall asleep on the pub sofa, smashing a bottle over her head is probably not the best response
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Release of "Alexander" delayed because of too much "male on male" action in the film. Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?
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(212)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fark/TotalFark front pages for alien worlds
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(82)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
White Castle being sued for having "unreasonably dangerous" onion rings
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(135)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Massive squirrel beaching on Michigan's shores attributed to gonads and strife
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(94)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor in Kobe Bryant case grudgingly admits that there was some evidence that suggested that Kobe was innocent
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(85)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Only two percent of women consider themselves beautiful, and yes, those pants do make you look fat
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(412)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
What happens if there is a three-way tie for the MLB Wild Card? Here comes the science
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Giant fly attacks Mount St. Helens
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(235)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Women with large breasts get neck pain due to posture. Men looking at women with big breasts get neck pain from crashing into the car in front of them
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(93)
 
(Crank Yankers)
 
 
 
Create and post your favorite Crank Yankers-esque prank phone call. Actually sponsored by Crank Yankers, whoda thunk it
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man charged with arson after accidentally torching mobile home while burning his cheating wife's pants
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(55)
 
(ONNNews)
 
 
 
Awful smell in Ohio traced to fields of rotting soybeans, not Cleveland
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(57)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Pitcairn Island, where behaving like Michael Jackson is considered tradition
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(105)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Ex-county jail inmate charged after using jail checking account to score some hoo-ha online
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(26)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a cop, don't do it just to get free car washes
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(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fat Albert visits paralyzed man, steals all his chocolate
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(49)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Theater shuts down because no one wants to watch a movie with a python
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
JPG viruses now spreading through porn circles
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(217)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Giant blueberry eaten by determined pigeon just before being declared world's largest
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(61)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
After two students drink themselves to death in two weeks, university administrators come out with bold solution: No more fraternity pledging for freshmen
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(196)
 
(ModBee)
 
 
 
Man rents home he doesn't own to to 10 different people, collects about $8,600 in security deposits
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(19)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Nigerian soccer team bans "gay hair"
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(79)
 
(Marshall News Messenger)
 
 
 
When responding to an advert for free gynecological exams leads you to a self-storage facility, ask to see a license
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(81)
 
(Grand Island Independent)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, city council members in Grand Island, Nebraska, debate for an hour over which way the City Hall doors swing
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Watch for punch lines and zingers when our two stand-up clowns take the stage tonight
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(281)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger bans force feeding of ducks. This is the sort of 21st-century headline you never dreamed of back in 1999
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(143)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bush to appear on Dr. Phil show today to encourage teens not to get completely blotto and have a damn good time like he used to do. Or like his daughters currently do
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(309)
 
(NBC4 Alexandria)
 
 
 
Grade school apologizes to parents for serving margaritas to the kids at lunch
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(60)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Art gallery owner offers 25-percent discount for patrons to show up nude, helping them to experience the art in a more profound way
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(35)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, recently fished out of the Rio Grande river, has now become a destination for people who think it's a sign from God
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(106)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Student arrested for sending threats via IM. Police trying to determine intent of "U will B pwn3d...11...LOL"
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(59)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese Communist Party Chief and President Hu Jintao urges military to prepare for a military struggle. Taiwan about to find out Hu's their daddy
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(389)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canadian embassy in Beijing interviewing 44 North Korean fence jumpers. So far, "Our country sucks" seems to be main motivation
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(83)
 
(PlÄnetSocks)
 
 
 
Presidential debate bingo. Fun for the whole electorate
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(78)
 
(Some Metalhead)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian heavy-metal party chick. Difficulty: No cowbell
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(154)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bullet strikes Cleveland pitcher Kyle Denney in the leg after grazing another player. Police rule it a double play
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women may run faster than men in 2156, but will still have to sit down to pee
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(93)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wedding reception takes interesting turn when police arrive and taser bride, father of the bride
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(134)
 
(Some Engineer)
 
 
 
The Dilbert Ultimate House is here
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Success of "Crocodile Hunter" spawns "Snakemaster" and "Wildebeest Lord"
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(58)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
Man, who survived 200-foot fall from highway bridge in his cement truck, wakes up to find his bed on fire, cheats the Reaper again
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seismologists believe they have pinpointed the source of a mysterious low-frequency 'hum' that emanates from the Earth. Your dog wants ear plugs
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists create electronic back-seat driver which will offer helpful tips like: "Dammit slow down, this isn't the Indy 500" and "You idiot, you missed our exit -- now we'll have to turn around to get to Sarah Connor's house
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(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
UK library book returned 100 years late carrying a £5 000 fine. Dewey Decimal waves fine
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who wanted to avoid traffic gridlock gets ticketed for landing helicopter in his backyard
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(62)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man dies after being repeatedly bitten by his pet hamster. Richard Gere unavailable for comment
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(104)
 
(St. Hubbins)
 
 
 
Photoshop this altar boy about to crank it to 11
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(113)
 


Wed September 29, 2004
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A canyon on Mars would stretch from L.A. to NYC if it was on Earth (with cool pic)
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(63)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
2004 Neiman Marcus Christmas book, include a $10-million zeppelin, a $1.7-million winged submarine, and jeweled Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head figurines at $8,000 apiece
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nude sunbather dies in bar fight
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
European Union to require pet passports. Your dog wants to fly first class
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Students get suspended for inhaling helium while filling balloons for school dance. You submitted this with a higher-pitched headline
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(127)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Do not shine lasers at airplanes
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After a hurricane strikes, you need gasoline and candles. Try not to use them both in the same room of your trailer
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(28)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Woman finds live frog in bag of salad. Washes frog, puts him back in bag
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(80)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 reasons you just saw boobs on my computer screen
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(62)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Man pays teens to break into his house so he can beat them up and impress his wife (with video)
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bookies stop taking bets on "The Apprentice" winner, because of unusual betting patterns. In other words, if you want to know who wins, read this article
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World-record pillow fight attempt fails. Snotty little brother who kept tattling to mom blamed
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barcelona bar-goers can now pay for drinks by flashing implanted RFID chip. Women can still avoid paying by flashing something else
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Scientists raise alert level on Mount St. Helens
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(224)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules part of Patriot Act unconstitutional. Your dog wants freedom
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(226)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Seventeen-foot fugitive python found. In my pants
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Almost half the British population has cheated on a partner
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(72)
 
(The Crimson)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia encourages orgies at Harvard
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(166)
 
(wect.com)
 
 
 
Rule No. 1 to robbing a bank: Don't tip-off the bank that you're coming. Rule No. 2: Make sure the front door is unlocked. Rule No. 3: Make sure the cops don't have a roadblock set up down the street. Rule No. 4: Don't be this guy
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(43)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado congresswoman, a staunch supporter of family values, lets her campaign domain name expire. Porn site buys domain name. Hilarity ensues
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Edmonton, Alberta Fark party this Friday at OJ's. Please help us find the real killer(s). DIT; link goes to the Mighty CKUA
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(58)
 
(Some Cook)
 
 
 
If you're going on a flight, don't bring an entire meth lab with you in your carry-on baggage
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(71)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Cat Lady" sues for right to clone her ringworm-infested herd. (With pic of Cat Lady)
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(160)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop the troll that lives under the bridge. Oh wait, it's really Bob Dylan
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(131)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Topless women on mechanical bulls -- what could go wrong?
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(142)
 
(Press-Citizen.com)
 
 
 
Riverside, Iowa: You just got punk'd. By Shatner, no less
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(171)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ranchers paint phone numbers on farm animals after fourth hurricane (with pics)
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(67)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Father, son get in gun battle over how to cook chicken
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(92)
 
(WTVQ)
 
 
 
"Electricity in almost every town" and other fun Kentucky t-shirt sayings
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(144)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Turns out the onboard axe was still safely unused
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(42)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
World's fastest, tallest roller coaster will reach 128 mph and rise 456 feet off the ground (with photo)
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(129)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Restaurant asks customers to sign waiver for food poisoning before eating
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(192)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Wingnut who issues "personal jihad" on city trees to undergo psych eval after he attacked two trees because he didn't like "their droppings"
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(62)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Masuimi Max dressed like a cavewoman (not safe for work)
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(252)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Study suggests most men spend less than two minutes figuring out what they're going to wear. Still no cure for cancer
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(155)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Kyrgyz man arrested for trying to sell vowels err... plutonium on black market
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(75)
 
(Some researcher)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how porcupines have sex? Us neither, but here's a link that describes it anyway
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(86)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Nutjob uses onboard ax to attack pilots. Onboard ax?
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
SpaceShipOne lands safely
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(302)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Motivational speaker turning "Hurri-can'ts" into "Hurri-cans"
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(82)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Psychic claims ghost of Walt Disney creates new character: Buddah Mouse
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(60)
 
(The Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
China's State TV channel CCTV4 ran SMS contest during Beslan hostage crisis for viewers to guess the death toll
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(84)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
No school, no electricity, no ESPN: Domestic violence soars after natural disasters
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(55)
 
(Daily News)
 
 
 
Ejection, by Milton Bradley. Some assembly required
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(98)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Hawaii orders a hit on its invasive feral sheep
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(45)
 
(Some AF brass)
 
 
 
Photoshop the evolution of the military man
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(131)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Great Wall of China might not be visible from space, but the Mars rover Spirit certainly is
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(100)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"There are other ways to protest injustice besides wearing a gold lame outfit featuring a giant phallic symbol -- but they're not as much fun"
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Geometry teacher investigated for giving test that students can relate to
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(79)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Proposed "draft-dodger monument" in Canada is drawing criticism
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(703)
 
(theglobeandmail.com)
 
 
 
Toronto: bike-theft capital of North America, eh
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(100)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Police say group called the "Boob Bandits" uses busty barmaid to flash drunken visitors at Oktoberfest, then steals wallets as men gawk
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(73)
 
(NBC 15)
 
 
 
Asteroid will pass within one million miles of Earth this Wednesday. Bruce Willis preparing to sacrifice life to save humanity, Aerosmith
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(90)
 
(Some Turk)
 
 
 
Mahir still wants to kiss you
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(126)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Through rain, through snow, through hail... but not through hail of bullets. Post office suspends service in shootout-ridden neighborhood
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giant spider shuts down school
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(196)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
We Americans are in awe of your mastadonic South Korean bandwidth
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It sounds humorous, but it really isn't," says Bob Sniff regarding skunk invasion
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(34)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
BYU bans ad advertising "I can't... I'm Mormon" shirts. With pics
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(313)
 
(Rankin Ledger)
 
 
 
School teacher steals credit card. Does what most of us would do: Goes to Chuck E. Cheese
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these penguins all dressed up with nowhere to go. (Difficulty: No prom dates)
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Spaceballs 2" to be produced. May the schwartz be with you
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(237)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Walker Lindh asks Bush to let him out of prison
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(233)
 


Tue September 28, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons urges men never to marry, saying women think all your sperm is theirs when of course, it isn't
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(141)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Firefighter who stole personal items from victims of Ground Zero given a whopping seven days in jail
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(89)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Naming your child "Superman" may lead to ridicule later in life. So sayeth the tax man
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(78)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
49ers sell naming rights to Candlestick Park, now known as "Monster Park." "Talentless-Hacks-Who-Wish-Bill-Walsh-Was-Still-Around Stadium" a close second
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(70)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Politician worried that ads showing opponent stealing a watch off a corpse and a wallet from a soldier may be taken the wrong way. Link to videos in article
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(62)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Las Vegas Expos? No. Los Monterrey Expos? Nope. Baseball is on its way back to D.C.
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(177)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Be patriotic, drink here: List of places where George Washington made or drank whiskey
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(29)
 
(some animal lover dude)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Houston Zoo (with pics and video; no, not of the birth)
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(33)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Your rented house is slated for demolition, so you invite 200 punk rockers and death-metal bands to help you wreck it. What could possibly go wrong?
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(88)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you sue Ford Motor Company, you can expect them to stop selling you cars
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(106)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
How to tell if your wife is a porn star
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan's got a son, the son has got a gun. Chaka Khan's got a son, and he shot someone. Shot him dead, Chaka Khan, girl you know it's true. Here's some money for bail, 'cause I feel for you...
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(138)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Chihuahua recruits cat army to combat rat hordes. Catastrophe to ensue
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(61)
 
(Irinnews)
 
 
 
Decendants of escaped rats used in Soviet-era lab experiments breeding with Kyrgyzstani rats to give new super breed which thrives on rat poison. I, for one...
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(95)
 
(Chas Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Warning: Infectious super-bacteria on the loose. No, we won't tell you where because it might upset some people
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(62)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Highlights from the presidential debate rules: "Handkerchief may not be used to suggest that opponent wants to surrender in global war on terrorism"
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(64)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
For just 15 bucks, you too can have a rotting, light-up demon corpse on your front lawn
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Attorney who ambushed dozens of women while nude and took pictures of their shocked expressions will not lose law license
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(71)
 
(onlinechester.com)
 
 
 
Pope screams invective upon pagans; doesn't understand when Jesus and the police don't intercede on his behalf
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cat Stevens deportation caused by spelling error
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(204)
 
(Some Apple Farm)
 
 
 
It's almost October -- photoshop this apple cider press
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newspaper in Crawford, Texas endorses Kerry. Expects to be on fire any minute now
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(330)
 
(Melbourne Herald-Sun)
 
 
 
The Love Boat impales Shamu, drags carcass all the way back to port
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hudson, Massachusetts (pop. 18,113) worried it may be target of voting-day terrorist attacks
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(164)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ statue enters U.S. illegally from Mexico
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(97)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Jimmy's Show and Tell presentation included his mom's pot
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(134)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ooooo, ahhhhh: The new $50 bill in all its glory
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(236)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google sells out to the commies. Tinfoil hat sellers outraged
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(117)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hmmm... if I show my breasts, maybe they'll allow fox hunting again
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(140)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Strong earthquake strikes California (duh)
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(402)
 
(JdNews)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking Burger King employee shows would-be thief not to bring boning knife to a broom-handle fight
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(127)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey lowered in proof from 86 to 80. "We researched it and decided the majority of people wanted a less potent drink"
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(370)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
School trips lessening as organisers fear being sued when accidents happen
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(116)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Icelandic mudpot
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(136)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Meet the giant freaky mutant snake who told kids to say no to crack in an early 90s anti-drug PSA. Ssscary...
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(134)
 
(BillingsGazette)
 
 
 
Woman with two children in Suburban arrested after driving erratically, urinating next to vehicle, threatening police with tennis racket. Kicks deputy in the jimmy, breaks police car window for an encore
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(120)
 
(Dawn.com)
 
 
 
Senatorial candidate says U.S. may attack Pakistani nuclear sites should Islamic extremist elements stage coup
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(444)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Certainly Paris Hilton isn't stupid enough to make other sex videos with other guys... and leave them in her rented house... where they can be stolen...
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(305)
 
(DailyRecord)
 
 
 
Man who could not locate dentist solves rotten teeth woes with half-bottle of vodka and rusty pliers
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(78)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When San Francisco Giants fans aren't stabbing each other, they're suing each other for homerun baseballs
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(77)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Reason for Not Crushing Cheat Commandos: Mildew
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(116)
 
(Up? Down?)
 
 
 
Scientist makes 3-D models of M.C Escher's "impossible" drawings
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(72)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Hurricane-proof housing: Here comes the science
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(43)
 
(Haaretz.com)
 
 
 
Club-swinging police break up huge-ass priest brawl at Christianity's holiest shrine after argument about a door gets out of hand
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(78)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Popcorn for bumpers, Ford Boss 351 for power and hydrogen for fuel make one badass Gremlin
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(72)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
There's always room for naked Page 3 girls (not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(link to web page)
 
 
 
Help celebrate the autumnal equinox with Wiccan Barbie
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(128)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six inches too short: "I can't get no satisfaction," says tavern owner
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Little Rock, Arkansas police have an APB out on four escaped cows. They are unarmed and considered delicious
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(44)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an interview with a presidential candidate. Difficulty: Answer only with song clips
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(29)
 
(St Cloud Times)
 
 
 
College student needs five pots of coffee and a 12-pack of Mountain Dew to get through each day with 8:00 a.m. classes
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hookers set up book club. This month's book is "Going Down Swinging"
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
D.C. cops defend arrest of loud cell-phone cusser
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(297)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School to attempt world record pillow fight. To be followed by world record sleep over and panty raid
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pic of horrific storm damage in Sweden
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(236)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Comedy Central annoyed when Fox's Bill O'Reilly called "The Daily Show" audience "stoned slackers." Here comes the research
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Mon September 27, 2004
(US Forest Service)
 
 
 
Mount St. Helens volcano-cam back up after a long absence. No asplosions yet
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(113)
 
(Scotland)
 
 
 
Teen runs away to Scotland on parents' credit card
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(43)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man charged with violating the Firearms and Swords Control Law by illegally possessing a gun and using it to shoot himself in the head
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Contest: Be the last to run from the bull. Winner get $50 and coffin
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(40)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Sing your computer to sleep each night with DOS to save power, or just use the menu command
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scrawny nerd finished CS degrees, eats 8500-calorie sandwich. His parents must be so proud
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(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Hookers
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(115)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant's former accuser, Jane Dough, knocked up by man she met in rehab. Lawyer's insist it had nothing to do with why she dropped out of the case
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(224)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Small-plate dining "promotes several smaller, shareable dishes over one large entree per person"
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(67)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Some hospitals are considering lifting their cellphone bans because research shows that they don't interfere with medical equipment. Just make sure that you don't use them around gas pumps or on a airplane
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(73)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicks dig the long... Putt? Look at the tail these golfers are pulling in (SFW)
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New video game lets you command Kerry and his swift boat
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(404)
 
(stupid.com)
 
 
 
Ear wax candy. With pics
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Australian Taxation Office has dropped plans to sponsor the sex industry's award night, since most of those professions are mostly cash and don't declare their income
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(18)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
After being unemployed for 15 months Farker finally gets a New Job. Recomend Ways of making a GOOD impression on his first day
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(222)
 
(Only Punjab)
 
 
 
Inexperienced armed robbers rush into store, fumble about and accidentally shoot one another. Madcap hilarity ensues
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(29)
 
(Some Old Man)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills issues brazen challenge to cosmic fate, schedules a Safety Expo to be held at the farmer's market
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(22)
 
(The Daily Aztec)
 
 
 
Nude student gets tazed and tackled
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(71)
 
(Some Blog)
 
 
 
If you are the daughter of Alan Keyes, don't post photos of yourself making out with your girlfriend on your blog. It might draw attention
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(312)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reuters asks the million-dollar question: "Why are oil prices so high?" Lack of poor mountaineers shooting at some food apparently not a factor
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(121)
 
(Some Boing)
 
 
 
AOL's stick figure man appeared in 1930s ice-skating poster. Or maybe it was his grandpa
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(65)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you throw chairs at a policeman at Starbucks and try to beat the crap out of him after he failed to taser you, you should remember that he *does* have a gun
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(222)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
108-year-old man takes up smoking
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Inmate No. 55170-054 checks into federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
O'Brien to replace Leno in 2009
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(241)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Total work stoppage paralyzes Norwegian air traffic. Controllers say they are not sick and not on strike -- they just don't feel like working
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
King-size chocolate bars to be downsized -- the freedom to eat yourself stupid is coming under threat
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(78)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Fark photoshopper lukket has one of his photoshops debunked by Snopes
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(171)
 
(NY1)
 
 
 
Armed robber knocks over restaurant in JFK Airport. The dumbass tag is for airport security who let him through
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(37)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ecstasy and mushrooms approved by FDA for trials to treat, among other disorders, OCD. Teenagers and college students everywhere suddenly feeling a little crazy
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(187)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In a shocking reversal, Kerry now denies owning a Communist Chinese assault rifle
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(559)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Launch of Canadian manned space mission on hold until they can figure out a way to drink beer in zero gravity
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(111)
 
(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Naked Internet model whores herself out to pay back Stanford law school loans. Feds now opening a can of whoop-ass. It's hard to write a funny headline when you're stoned
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(217)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Nasal Rangers sniff out foul smells, combine to form uber-powerful Mega Nasal Ranger
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(23)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Kennedy family member running for office because city ordered him to trim hedges
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(50)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Red states feed at federal trough -- blue states supply the feed
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(331)
 
(This is Gloucestershire)
 
 
 
If you're going to meet your ex-girlfriend in a pub, don't let her buy you beer before you drive off
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(171)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Dolphins star helps out in a surprise marriage proposal before the game
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(56)
 
(Notts Post)
 
 
 
"Welcome to NTL customer services. We don't give a fark about your problem. Now leave us alone"
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Celebrities regret tattooing their ex-lovers' names on their asses
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(170)
 
(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your wedding was ruined when the reception venue lost your booking, but at least you still have the honeymoon to look forward to. No, wait, that's off as well
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(68)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Unbelieving liberal penetrates fundamentalist Christian subculture for book research; surprised to discover that Christians can be nice people and becomes a Christian himself
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(800)
 
(Military Week)
 
 
 
George W. Bush is a seagull president: He swoops in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and flies away
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(400)
 
(This is Lincolnshire)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper refuses to sell Playboy mag to 13-year-old boy. Burnination ensues
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(68)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists find promise in stress proteins for preventing breast cancer. Proteins may be created by theraputic squeezing, or at least that's what you tell her
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(28)
 
(USGS.gov)
 
 
 
Continued earthquakes around Mt. St. Helens warrant Notice of Volcanic Unrest. Leonard Nimoy unavailable for comment
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(127)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Naked pirate discovered on roof of building
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(62)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
John Kerry loves his Chinese-made assault rifle. Not yours, though
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(449)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
What is this mysterious fisherman about to catch?
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(143)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man threathens to blow up radio station because they won't play Fats Domino
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cute blonde in the shower (not safe for work)
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(121)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buffalo church opens its own Subway restaurant. Stocks up with five loaves of bread, two fish
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(80)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper deploys boobies filter for internal staff. Hilarity ensues
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(77)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Reports show nearly two-thirds of graduating seniors need remedial courses before starting college; still won't be able to find a job when they graduate
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