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Sun September 12, 2004
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dangerous looking red head looking to frisk someone (not safe for work)
source: barelyevil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally mixes cat in with the whites
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop a form of technology that would benefit from increased 'natural' content. Link goes to inspiration.
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man sues former girlfriend for $392,000, every penny he's spent on her, when she breaks up with him after discovering he's ex-mafioso who has done considerable time
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(135)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Soon the Internet will become so overloaded with users, it will collapse. Among warning signs of said collapse: random appearance of the string """
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(205)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Cuban rancher breeds milk cows to be the size of dogs
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
C-3PO retires. Wookiees rejoice
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(91)
 
(Business Report)
 
 
 
Mexicans think light beer is for sissies
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(169)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Differences between the right and left ears may be the cause of the "right side/left side" of the brain phenomenon
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(46)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Lovely golden goodness
source: absolutestud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(253)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After almost snatching defeat from the jaws of victory Lions win on the road, ending almost eternal losing streak
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(115)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman busted for gambling, after her dog was found playing with betting slips
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Fanboy)
 
 
 
Hayden's in Return of the Jedi now. Photo shop other Lucas-inspired bastardizations to the Holy Trilogy's DVD
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(99)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New topical cream may increase sexual desire in women. Most notably when applied directly to the vagina. In other news, reading about topical cream applied to vagina may increase sexual desire in men
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(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Study proves there is love at first sight, still no cure for cancer
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(83)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Percentage of population that is obese, by state. Mississippi leading the pack, belching. In related news, almost 2000% of DC residents were obese in 1998
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(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Unbelievable blonde with unbelievable body (not safe for work)
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(157)
 
(1010 WINS)
 
 
 
MacGyver is not welcome in this court. 1010WINS: "Judge fines juror for making cell phone"
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As the Pioneer 10 and 11 probes head towards distant stars, scientists have discovered that the craft appear to be in the grip of a mysterious force
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobs from Bollywood (not safe for work)
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(170)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Final score from our correspondent in Serbia: Darwin 1, Creationism 0
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(457)
 
(gizmo.com)
 
 
 
The Covini six wheel supercar. Ricers seen running to saw off more fenders on their Civics
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico deports teenagers back to America
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School bus doesn't stop at boy's usual bus stop. Other kids encourage boy to jump out of the back door. Kid=0, Darwin=1
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(76)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sheriff's officers discover marijuana plants growing just outside headquarters
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Before the ten new EU countries can adopt the euro as their currency, they have to spell it correctly
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your favorite food item that's served on a stick?
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(201)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. official says North Korea blast was not nuclear. "No, Mr. President, it's not nucular either"
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(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Rocks, socks, and clocks (link goes to GIS for socks)
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(47)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the movie "Blade Runner," Rutger Hauer was directed to meld the words "father" and "f***er" so that it could be heard as either, providing the first established use of the word "farker."
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(115)
 
(Progressive Boink)
 
 
 
The 25 greatest Futurama moments ever. Shu'up baby, I know it.
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(275)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman finds black widow in bag of grapes
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(95)
 
(MODIS Rapidfire)
 
 
 
Latest high-resolution satellite photograph of Hurricane Ivan
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Lynn Thomas (not safe for work)
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(92)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
New European lingerie commercial depicts President Bush getting whipped by a dominatrix
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(103)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
A tribute to your 13-by-9-inch baking pan
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Blonde with nice boobies (not safe for work)
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(83)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blast, mushroom cloud reported in North Korea
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(766)
 


Sat September 11, 2004
(WKKJ)
 
 
 
The wait is over. Happy Days cast reunites for two-hour special
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(78)
 
(Good God!)
 
Boobies
 
Jordan's A-cups. Funky 3-D glasses not required (not safe for work)
source: oppetid.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Some people think raw milk is better for you than pasteurized milk
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(103)
 
(Dive! Dive!)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mock-up of a submarine's maneuvering Room.
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(104)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old is charged with a felony after threatening his classmates with a BB gun
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(42)
 
(Winchester Sun)
 
 
 
Kentucky family turns to camel farming (with pic)
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Takeouts bra inserts: "durable and doable in a swimsuit, yet not designed for surfing, cliff diving, extreme groping and other high-impact activities."
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amsterdam tries to discourage people from having sex in public places by allowing cows to graze in said public places. "Apparently the presence of the cows turns the people off having sex," the mayor said
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(67)
 
(SignOnSanDiego)
 
 
 
TGI Friday's waiter decides busboy needs another piece of "flare," gives it a creative butcher knife motif
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Caption these women (voting enabled)
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(118)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Adults being diagnosed with ADHD, or Attention Deficit Hyperact... Chee-tos -- I could definitely go for some Chee-tos right now. But they'll turn my fingers orange. I wonder how the Dolphins are doing. I think I'll go read fark for a while
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(266)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Buff hottie with a chest like a washboard (not safe for work)
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(72)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Man gets arrested after failing to leave a tip at restaurant
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(251)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Honest teens find wallet with $15,000, forget to stuff meth in it, turn it in to police, receive mini-bikes as reward
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(77)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
If you see black bears in Bozeman, Montana, do not call 911, it is normal
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(65)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
We can all rest easy tonight. The impostor cheerleading coach of Greensburg has been caught
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The "Clinton effect" has boosted emergency room visits and heart scans, Ted Kennedy seen in a drunken jealous stupor
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Subway Car in Oslo, Norway
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having solved all of California's other problems, Schwarzenegger finally makes it illegal to have sex with corpses. Sex with Joan Rivers still ok
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man performs genital removal surgery in a hotel room
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(126)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Utah to revoke Santa's December 24th exemption to fly
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(135)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman taking used car for test drive opens hood, shocked to discover powerful one-python engine
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(42)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Telling your pregnant employee that her "tits are enormous" won't win you any points for being charming
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(106)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mint warns consumers on Trade Center coin
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(161)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
9/11 remembrance discussion thread. Link goes to the original
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(1102)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Stop, drop, and roll is a good idea when you're on fire... most of the time
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Always remember, kids: if you find a wallet lying in the street, you should give it to a policeman. For extra kicks, before handing it over slip a bag of meth in there
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(41)
 
(Some Lasso Tool)
 
 
 
What would things be like if you could use Photoshop tools and filters in the real world?
source: cliche-source.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(McCall)
 
 
 
What could be more American than Levi's jeans? Pretty much anything, as they close their last American factory
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(125)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Hurricane-magnet couple who had their first two planned beach weddings moved because of Hurricanes Charley and Frances now shooting for their wedding inland today. Residents seen fleeing the site of the wedding, holding their heads, screaming
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(18)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The CBS documents that were real, then fake, then real are fake again according to a certified forensic document examiner
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(596)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ivan upgraded from Cat.5 to "worst in living memory". Caribbean, Florida crap pants
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Why we love lesbians. (safe for work)
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(157)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kevin Smith in this giant Mickey Mouse chair
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(128)
 


Fri September 10, 2004
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the theme song to the new hit television show, "Meet the Farkers"
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Those CBS documents that were real but were fake are real again
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(833)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You'd think TV meterologists would take the situation seriously? Not a chance.
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(73)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fla. man says he can stop Hurricane Ivan
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Cincinnati man deters developers with his silk panties
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
US Army soldier re-enlists after arm is amputated. When tour is finished, may pursue drumming career in mediocre rock band
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(wkyc)
 
 
 
Playmate of the Year Carmella DeCesare accused of assault on woman at club, asked to turn herself in
source: wkyc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In honor of his 40th Jeopardy win, photoshop ubergeek Ken Jennings completely humiliating all comers in various other competitions
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
"Who's going to forget the second-hand dealer with gold pound signs in his teeth?"
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
US national cricket team vies for Champions Cup, in other news US has a national cricket team
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Newspaper delivery guy with same name as former major-league pitcher receives major-league money through accounting glitch. Submitter considering changing his name to Tiger Woods
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully salvage Genesis capsule, but not their reputations
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Racing pigeons face dope testing
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uber-hot Naomi Campbell, who successfully sued a tabloid for saying she had a drug problem, is now going on TV to talk about her drug problem
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(River 959)
 
 
 
Massive 300 ton hay fire to burn for days at hay ball exporting company. In other news, there is such a thing as a hay ball exporting company
source: river959.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Man walking dog finds ancient gold penny worth £150,000. For those of you not in the UK, that's $344,866 Canadian
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Police surprised to discover ATM sitting in middle of road (w/pic)
source: ksat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Scientists build tiny robot that can walk on water, also known as J.E.S.U.S. Looking to install chainsaw on it in the near future
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Awwww)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby elephant in Houston needs a name, help them out
source: houstonzoo.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Noah Wyle quitting ER. Says he's looking forward to his future opportunities, i.e. boat show circuit with David Hasslehoff and Radar from MASH
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hurricane Frances does $100 million in damage to central Florida's, uh, fern industry?
source: staugustine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fark culture corner: "To be, or not to be, I there's the point." Early versions of Shakespeare's plays go online
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA scientists believe Genesis space capsule will be salvaged, unlike their reputations
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Patriot)
 
 
 
The US Constitution May be a Forgery. w/evidence
source: fakeconstitution.50megs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(295)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Outlawed Indian rebel group advertises in local paper for office help
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(WDP)
 
 
 
What if Superman had grown up in England? New comic book co-written by John Cleese aims to find out
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Powell says bin Laden is alive but on the run, he knows this because they just put a treadmill in his cell at Gitmo
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(Penny-Arcade)
 
 
 
Congrats to Fark friend Gabe of Penny-Arcade on being a daddy. Fb- is not the father
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(185)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ivan may force Marlins and Expos to play at U.S. Cellular Field. In other news, a talented ball club my actually play at U.S. Cellular Field
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Janesville Gazette)
 
 
 
Man throws baby from vehicle during high speed chase
source: gazetteextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(mlb.com)
 
 
 
Phillies outfielder demonstrates Jose Canseco "hands of steel" fielding technique: bobbles fly ball, then flips over wall for home run (with video)
source: mlb.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(QCTimes)
 
 
 
Cheney claims economy stronger than reported. Cites all that money being made on eBay auctions
source: qctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(590)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man jumps bail, so friends that put up $5,000 bail beat him up and deliver him wrapped in duct tape
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In NoCal, supermarket baggers get paid upwards of $20 an hour with benefits. And they're demanding more
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(347)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops test out brand new tasers on each other (with pics)
source: lowcountrynow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Psycotropic drug use)
 
 
 
Theme: An animal costume, a historic event/location and Jello (there is always room for Jello). Link goes to motherlode of furry goodness
source: marylen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
UFO clouds abduct humans
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Famed animator Frank Thomas, one of Walt Disney's trusted "Nine Old Men," dies at 92
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan's beer market may face price war as new beer made from peas takes control. In other news, you can make beer from peas
source: asahi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Lexmark recalls 40,000 taser printers
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
CBS News launches internal investigation of whether those Bush docs were faked. Mustachioed, sombrero-wearing document expert named "Don Rayther" to testify they're real
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(961)
 
(Hooray for 25!!)
 
 
 
A reminder about tonight's NY Fark Party, and happy birthday to the submitter who probably is drinking as of now
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ivan heads to Jamaica. Plans to pick up cloud of pot smoke so Florida will relax a little
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Kerry, who admits he has nothing to hide, hasn't taken questions from his press corps in a month
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(363)
 
(11alive.com)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy gets misaddressed ATM card, sets up fake business, rakes in the cash
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Some Pinhead)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene in a bowling alley
source: orgs.ttu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One in ten Los Angeles workers can't read. Other three suck at math
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 3,000 umpires' jackets. Opticians double-locking their doors
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
German teenager who made Sasser virus is arrested and charged with computer sabotage
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Avast ye matey. Man attacks two people with a sword and is thrown into the brig
source: rapidcityjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(ABC7)
 
 
 
Chicago plans a network of security cameras all over the city. Hopes to be have it done in time for next Dave Matthews concert
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
Most motorists needn't pay a premium at the pump for high octane gas. Here comes the science
source: thecarconnection.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Fans and players at the Pittsburg State game a couple of weeks ago wonder what the heck was biting everyone
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(www.drafthouse.com)
 
 
 
Tron Suit Guy live at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema tonight thru Saturday
source: originalalamo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Cheerleader makes over goth girl into a cheerleader and goth girl makes cheerleader into goth girl
source: bismarcktribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 


Thu September 09, 2004
(kpua.net)
 
 
 
When stealing a car, make sure you're well rested
source: kpua.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mediator in couple's argument gets fed up and shoots them both
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly responds to letter from "Jack Mehoffer" on his show; will respond to letters from Mike Hunt and Heywood Jablowme tonight. (Near bottom of transcript)
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Columbia, SC passes law making it illegal to relieve yourself anywhere but a restroom
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All oxygen generators on international space station have failed. Manufacturing company out of business and lead engineer is dead. But NASA is not alarmed
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(BG News)
 
 
 
High-tech mannequins that cry, vomit and urinate used for training doctors, surprising Gap shoppers
source: bgnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
It will cost a measly $2.2 Billion to fix the US space fleet
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
It's unconstitutional to search in the skin folds of fat girls, thank god
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ivan destroys 90% of Grenada. Prime Minister of Jamaica announces island's new disaster plan: "Put your head between your knees..."
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(151)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Marlins fan spends a night in jail for hurricane curfew violation
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(94)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Buffalo shot after falling onto highway. Rochester and Syracuse nervously work on their balance
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop these floating statues
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
New Hampshire police pulling over motorists to thank them for not speeding
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(TheLedger.Com)
 
 
 
"Less than 10 percent of all video game developers [are] women", which would explain the dramatic advancements in breast physics
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Man hopes 1980's 'brick' cell phone will help him pick up chicks, "How could you say no to that?"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Neve Campbell will be nude in her new movie
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Where is the Muslim outrage?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tigers steal page from Yankee playbook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Super Soaker Monster Rockets recalled because of children being struck by descending rockets
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Taco Bell employee foils Burger King robbery
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Flying jackhammer attacks woman, son driving on I-70 (photos)
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
One in four British women would rather do housework than have sex
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(WestportNow.com)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart unable to report to prison: There aren't any empty beds
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(Wired)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Department defeats the real terrorism: background noise on your cellphone
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(/.)
 
 
 
Sony develops TVs that zoom in for true close-ups
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Norwegian hospital care: a bed in the hallway and a cowbell
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Turns out students get more sleep than we thought
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Hurricane Frances Francis 110 MPH Rain Water One Pint. As far as you know....
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(WFIE)
 
 
 
Indiana man sentenced to jail for hiding crack in a baby's diaper
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Germany unsure what charges to bring against a guy who threw a yellow tomato
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kyrgyzstan wants Uzbekistan to give up their enclave of Shakhimardan. Kygryz also want vowels
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
While the world reels in the wake of terrorist activities, Saudi cops are encouraged to seize that mainstay of world horror: Camera-Fitted Mobile Phones.
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(wowt.com)
 
 
 
Red Cross has struggled all summer to restore blood supplies, vows to destroy the vampires responsible
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months for swinging alligator at girlfriend
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(IBM.com)
 
 
 
IBM began selling proportional width typewriters in 1941 -- plenty of time for Bush's 1972 guard unit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How successful was the pre-war arms ban against Iraq? Why not ask France, Russia, and China?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two-legged dog that has learned to walk like a human being considered for role in the next Harry Potter film. Dog reportedly considering new agent. (with scary photo)
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Superscript "th" not found on 1972 typewriters and other type errors may indicate Bush Guard records are forgeries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most dads pretend to be asleep when their babies cry during the night, making mom do the dirty work. Here comes the science
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
There are two types of cliff divers: "Grand Champion" and "Stuff on a Rock." Man doesn't make Grand Champion
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Headline of the year: Fuchs wants Kuntz talks
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(NJO)
 
 
 
Ho, Ho, Ho kids. Your lesson for today, Santa hates communists
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Grateful Dead percussionist Mickey Hart hopes to set record by getting five thousand others to beat it simutaneously
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Tortilla tossing tradition terminates university wide commencement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let the evacuations begin.......again
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Moscow man marries bride who took a contract out on his life. Your dog want a pre-nup
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If your father is tired and sweaty when he picks you up at school, he could have had a hard day at work, or he could have had a hard day at the "horny bi-dads" orgy across the street
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaq's new rap album not only has killer rhymes, but also a message to Kobe
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling marijuana from a booth at the County fair
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Almost naked man (with a Korean label on his shirt) becomes Japan's new man of mystery
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man tries to shoot seven dogs - shoots three before they start shooting back
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(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Couple demand compensation over supermarket can labelling mix-up. In other news, trial lawyers apparently doing well in the UK
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(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: wings
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NewsFlash
 
MODOT trys to bring down one section of Mississippi bridge, screws pooch and knocks whole bridge down. Mississippi River closed to traffic. Video of exposion coming to link
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(West Press)
 
 
 
Genesis probe was co-designed by man behind Britain's failed Beagle mission. Better hope he never worked on Stardust, or the trifecta will complete in Jan 2006
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One King to rule them all: Jesus Chainsaw Massacre beats LotR in DVD sales
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're stuck in traffic, use your time wisely and try to pick up the hottie in the car next to you
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(87)
 
(PlinkoMedia)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal employee shares entire hard drive on Kazaa (link includes employees disciplinary write-ups)
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(138)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ivan becomes Cat 5 storm; Floridians decide to just keep their homes boarded this year (with Ivan home pic)
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(191)
 
(Skwishey's 1st B-Day!)
 
 
 
Today is Skwishey's 1st birthday - Farker's dog wants a Photoshop
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
What's more fun than naked women on a roller coaster? Obviously not safe for work
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Slow news day for The Sun: Madonna's son Rocco gets training wheels removed from his bike, doesn't fall over
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Peasants seize hydroelectric dam; may start selling electricity door to door via mule and cart
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists dig deep into North Pole, find evidence of ancient subtropical climate. Either that or they dug all the way to Australia
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(49)
 
(Odysseus)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: whirlpools
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(82)
 
(vancity TFette)
 
 
 
Vancouver Fark party. Friday, September 17th, 7:30 PM at Steamworks in Gastown. Difficulty: downtown parking
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(114)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Dorms are castles for college freshmen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blast rocks Jakarta, Indonesia, near Australian embassy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists invent robot that fuels itself by eating flies. I for one would like to welcome our new fly-eating overlords
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Wed September 08, 2004
(Defamer.com)
 
 
 
World's smartest Mormon may have lost. Defamer links to Ken Jennings Jeopardy rumor. (Caution: spoilers)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iceland now has the UK beat for "Strangest Kid Show"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looking to get out of government work but don't know how? Appoint yourself bailiff of a town under water, as did former Trade Secretary and Labor Party lawmaker Peter Mandelson
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(AP)
 
 
 
Tom Meehan, acupuncturist to the camels
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(16)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Church pastor discovers new fundraiser by selling goods donated for hurricane relief. Family jailarity ensues
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(70)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Abalone hunter's head found by beachcomber after shark goes "ptooey"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that college bringe drinking is more common and more severe than parents suspect. There isn't a big enough OBVIOUS tag for this headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blind man will attempt next month to become the first non-sighted person to drive a car at more than 290 kilometres (180 miles) per hour. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trade a pint of blood for a pint of beer. Cleveland Farkers suddenly feeling very lightheaded
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(51)
 
(WBEX)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman gets booed at premiere of film showing her nude with a 10-year-old boy. Boy seen getting high-fives out back
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(199)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bush makes $2 billion welfare payment to swing state
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(339)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portable elephant trunk in the most unlikely places. SFW
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(108)
 
(nbc4i)
 
 
 
Ohio senator to be deployed to Iraq. Says no to a lawmaker's deferment
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tenth grader shocked that school officials would have a problem with her skirt, featuring the slogan, "It's all about juicy"
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(297)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The U.S. government cooks its books like Enron, hiding colossal debts from voters
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(327)
 
(WDP)
 
 
 
James Bond used to be a girly man
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(100)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Drunk rugby player thrown off plane for insulting Germans. Reportedly starting yelling, "Ich kann nicht der Scheiße glauben die Sie im Bett tun"
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(92)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy seeks McDonald's employees for "hamburger honeys" layout
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(134)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
Guy bikes around town in the nude (with potentially NSFW pic of his butt)
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(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
Survey finds 60 percent of parents are unaware of the seedier side of the Internet. Your child reads Fark
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(114)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's "Lost Dog" posters selling on eBay for over $400
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(110)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Miss Universe and her butt are having a rough month
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(94)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Are you required by law to show ID to board a plane? The government says that's a secret
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(238)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
One unique student's packing list for freshman year: clothing, laptop, DVD/stereo, bong, trained hunting hawk
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(66)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Owner wants everyone to know that his new C.R. Chicks restaurant sells rotisserie chicken, not lap dances
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(29)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway presents the world's first penis atlas
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(115)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
That "rat came out of my toilet" story is no legend -- ask anyone in Cleveland
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(81)
 
(The Trucker)
 
 
 
FBI says no trace of ricin found in home of dead trucker who was also an exotic dancer
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Rodeo clown + gunpowder = hospitalization
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows height doesn't impact popularity. Short men take offence and shake their little fists at the insult
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(297)
 
(Evening Herald)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman told to travel 150 miles for emergency dental treatment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Johnny Depp
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(136)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Radioactive beads injected into breasts to free them from cancer; treatment to be called "the Mardi Gras protocol"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kerry wants Canada to stop sending its trash to the U.S. Celine Dion unavailable for comment
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(237)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew to be in Manteo, N.C. Sunday Sept. 12th. Fark party at The Weeping Radish, 4:00pm
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(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Suitcase drops out of plane at 12,000 feet after cargo hold door pops open mid-flight
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big update to Mike Skallas' ad-blocking hosts file
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(112)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
After having eyebrows shaved off during bachelor party, groom is forced to glue bits of black sock to his face as replacement
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(68)
 
(bloomberg)
 
 
 
Delta: We love to fire, and it shows
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(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Army still searching for a Bengal tiger that has been loose for almost two weeks. Bigfoot, Skunk Ape and Chupacabra have joined in the hunt
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you're going to crash a party to sell marijuana, make sure all the guests aren't off-duty police
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(37)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft patents tabbing through webpages. Next up is backspace
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(84)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Maintenance worker uses blowtorch against attacking wasps, sets house on fire
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(32)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Suspects in robbery caught after victim runs one of them over
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(20)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Venezuelan ice cream shop boasts 812 flavors, including smoked trout, beer, spinach, hamburger and fries. Your dog wants steak-flavored ice cream
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(62)
 
(Chron)
 
NewsFlash
 
Genesis spacecraft crashes on reentry, screams of "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!" heard from mission control center
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(447)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give advice on a subject you know nothing about. Voting enabled
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(479)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Clumsy bank security guard drops shotgun, shoots five people in the ass
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(33)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Hollywood hottie Amy Smart (not safe for work)
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(88)
 
(Illinois Leader)
 
 
 
Keyes responds to Obama's wish to spank him. Claims Jesus wouldn't vote for Obama, because Christ is not registered to vote in Illinois
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(142)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Charity worker defrauds businessmen to pay off Nigerian scammers
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(31)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Smart system predicts fast-food orders. Works by measuring your ass size
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(38)
 
(WOODtv)
 
 
 
Landlord tells woman to leave her trailer home because of a gas leak. Woman lights cigarette on the way out. Darwinism ensues
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(75)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Army plans to push goats off cliff in the name of medicine
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(86)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
If you're going to roll down your car windows because it's a pleasant evening, make sure you're not sitting at light next to tanker carrying 370 gallons of liquid manure
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(40)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Court rules that all music samples must be paid for. Diddy's parties cancelled until further notice
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(201)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Genesis space probe returns in less than an hour. Helicopter with big hook is going to grab in mid air. What could go wrong? Watch the hilarity ensue on a live webcast
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(645)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Robber uses rusty pitchfork to rob bank
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(54)
 
(Express and Echo)
 
 
 
Girl who talks to poultry claims one of her ducks is a geek. Its liking for D&D and her parents' basement was a dead giveaway
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(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Marine who was kidnapped, deserted, captured, released, not released and then found in Lebanon has rejoined his unit
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(61)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
An even more stunning picture of Hurricane Ivan as it says to itself, "What's that over there? Let's go see"
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(148)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Any story that starts out with "A man with the habit of inserting odd objects into his rectum" is going to be good (second item down)
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(122)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Average U.S. motorist spends 46 hours each year stuck in rush-hour traffic jams. Study apparently didn't take place in Atlanta or Chicago
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French fries start fire that burns seven houses. O'Leary's cow reportedly unimpressed
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tate gallery runs caption contest. Difficulty: no Fark cliches
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(54)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Illegal movie theater discovered in a cavern beneath Paris. Complete with cous-cous steamer. Seriously
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(117)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop what NASA blacked out of the upper right corner of this Hubble image
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(240)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman has job offer recinded because of her poor credit report
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(265)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Putin tells rebels to get stuffed, refuses negotiation
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(412)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stan Lee and Hugh Hefner teaming up for "Superbunnies" cartoon, featuring silk pajama-clad crimefighter aided by a team of specially-trained vixens
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(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN college sports channel, dubbed ESPNU, to debut in 2005
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Millennium Problems from the Clay Mathematics Institute. Solve these and get $1 million a piece
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(82)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E looks back at ten of the most neato commercials of the 1980s. (With downloads)
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(75)
 
(Canadian Press)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds reaches 40 homers for fifth straight season with No. 698
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(188)
 
(MODIS)
 
 
 
Stunning satellite photo of Hurricane Frances before it ever thought of owning Florida
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(90)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man walks into shop, amuses shoppers by juggling lipsticks. Shopper spot him pocketing them. Cops amuse juggler with handcuffs
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(29)
 
(Chinadaily.com)
 
 
 
Man solves BMW's engine problem by hitching two asses to the front. Still no solution for the one that usually sits behind the wheel
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(76)
 
(wpvi)
 
 
 
Restaurant owners upset that parking meters outside their restaurants actually work now
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(35)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Kids toss tailor's dummy off cliff and scream as it falls. What could possibly go wrong?
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(84)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Shoplifter picks fight with security, tries to flee, ends up in giant dumpster
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(31)
 


Tue September 07, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Print-shop owner paints polka dots on tree outside of store. For some reason, jailarity ensues
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(38)
 
(Wind Weaver)
 
 
 
Theme: Fark-specific emoticons. Link goes to inspiration
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(88)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Four students spend three day weekend riding "every inch" of San Francisco's bus system while one guy's girlfriend delivered them burritos
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(42)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Atari to reissue scores of old games. Moms ready their basements in anticipation
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Chinese rock group cracks the American pop charts. Music experts stumped on whether Asian resurgence is malarkey or effective way
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
High school run inside maximum security prison finding it hard to put together an alumni reunion
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thief leaves thank you note after stealing $113,000 from an ATM
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(72)
 
(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
You can now buy up five-pound, super-sized mangos in stores
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(57)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cockfighting ranch shut down. "Hundreds of steroid-swollen roosters put to death at farm...." In Jersey
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(91)
 
(Some Birthday Girl)
 
 
 
LAST MINUTE: New York Fark Party + Farkette Birthday Party, Sept. 10th
source: thefatblackpussycat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Soap bubble. Can you beat 300,209?
source: killsometime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cheney says if you vote for Kerry, the terrorists will attack us again
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1361)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Multiplayer Star Trek game goes online. All your basement are belong to us
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Grover takes time out from Sesame Street to mock Michael Moore
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "DUH," study finds exercise might actually help reduce obesity
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Make sure that money is in your account when you write that check. "Float" to disappear in October
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Robert Plant dedicates ornate Welsh garden gnome
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Ale pubs get Wi-Fi. Drew last seen rejoicing and heading to England
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that traffics jams waste time. Still no cure for cancer
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(39)
 
(icBirmingham)
 
 
 
New automated tap will dispense cold beer into a chilled, revolving glass, and when it is almost finished it is zapped and a frozen globule of beer added
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Movie to portray "tender side" of Hitler. Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(250)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop "Fat Smitty"
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Thieves going to all lengths to rob farmers of a fertilizer which is a key ingredient in making meth
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Associated Press)
 
 
 
Hurricane winds for sale on eBay. Frances surrenders
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elephant dies at Houston zoo just days after giving birth
source: woai.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fifty weirdest Guinness world records
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Roller-coaster accident hurts 24; confirms irrational fears of millions
source: ottawa.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Puff Daddy challenges Hulk Hogan to a wrestling match
source: slam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Yankees fan
source: ak.imgfarm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some conformist who wears ties)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Ties
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(47)
 
(ABC 13 Houston)
 
NewsFlash
 
Houston Farkers need to avoid the West Loop today (pic of explosion)
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How fuel cells work
source: science.howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a father talking to his daughter's date before they leave the house
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Some guy goes on shooting spree in farker's hometown
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Now that Cuba has something that the U.S. wants, the embargo isn't quite so important. Still no cure for sub-par cigars
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(211)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jessica Alba (SFW)
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another Star Trek prophecy realized: Scientists develop needle-free injection device
source: web.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(WLBT)
 
 
 
Woman's house blamminated by freight train loaded with army tanks
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
British IT firm names its productline "Puta." Won't be selling in Spain or Latin America
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian Olympian given $125k for refusing to wrestle Israeli
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(281)
 
(Newsround)
 
 
 
Rare panda gives birth to ugly-ass twins (with linked pics)
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(35)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Buy a German lake for €29,000. But wait! If you act now, we'll include a WWII British bomber for free. Some assembly required
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(69)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Society of Lowered Expectations
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Worker at automobile-shredding plant crushed when giant magnet accidentally picks up huge object, drops it on him
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New Orleans man plans on tailgating at 50 college and pro football stadiums. Except in San Diego, where tailgating is considered a funeral
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(61)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Six asshats try to mug a fourth-dan black-belt karate instructor. Kick-to-the-throat hilarity ensues
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(206)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Prisoners milk spiders for venom high. Papillon surrenders
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
French mathematician proves Riemann Hypothesis. The Internet surrenders
source: whatpc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(MyWay News)
 
 
 
Six Vikings found burried in Northwestern England. Fans in Minnesota hope that at least one has a better passing game than Dante Culpepper
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(86)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
What can a few quarters buy you at the vending machines these days? A whole lotta crappy toys...
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(37)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Two motorcyclists, with either really good aim or really bad judgement, crash head-on
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(132)
 
(poynter.org)
 
 
 
Over 760 Americans lose their battles with chainsaws each week
source: poynter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Five dead, millions without power as Typhoon Songda lashes Japan
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(70)
 
(Du Lac)
 
 
 
Amsterdam Fark party reminder for this Friday -- we all know your reasons for coming, don't try to hide them
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(71)
 
(Riverfront Times STL)
 
 
 
Ten most hated men in rock? One most hated journalist
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(400)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. Army Signal Corps class 007-04 needs help designing a t-shirt. Link goes to logo. Difficulty: Shirt will be orange. The winner they choose gets a free t-shirt
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(115)
 
(WRAL.com)
 
 
 
Giant zucchini nears six feet. Spinal Tap unavailable for comment
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(22)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Annoyed teenager commits arson after losing at pachinko
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ball of frozen poo falls into a garden party. Joe Dirt unavailable for comment
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(45)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Retired woman makes comfortable living selling crocheted underpants at the local swap meet. Gnomes said to be headed there in droves
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maine farmer driven to his grave on his favorite tractor
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese women line up to test "female Viagra." Line can be seen from outer space
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(50)
 
(KATU.com)
 
 
 
Astonishingly, watching sex on TV linked to teens having sex
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(118)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tourists resurface two decades later... in a Himalayan glacier
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(47)
 
(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My husband fondled a stripper and I tossed him out on his ass. Is that okay?
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(427)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Crybaby Brett Hull says it's no fun playing hockey anymore. Fans remind him it's no fun watching him anymore
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(148)
 


Mon September 06, 2004
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Roach-killing wasps discovered. Your wife still wants you to squish them
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gitmo detainees complain about female guards' presence. Goss: "You're breaking my heart"
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(293)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Olympic silver medalist charged in boyfriend's death. Got degree of difficulty points for the rollover crash, but failed to stick the landing
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(75)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Hurricane Frances rips NASA a new window
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(53)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Young woman dies in car outside emergency room door because staff refused to go outside
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(157)
 
(NBC5.com)
 
Video
 
Pack of over 100 sharks spotted swimming near Gulf shore (with video and pics)
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crikey. First Americans came from Australia
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(103)
 
(Fox23)
 
 
 
100 lb. woman consumes five pounds of chicken wings in twelve minutes, wins the USA Chicken Wing Eating Championship at the National Buffalo Wing Festival
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(118)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strongbad selected as new Lockheed test pilot
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(123)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Hundreds flee beach after children dig up bomb (46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man tries to buy pizza with Monopoly money. Goes directly to jail
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(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Penny found in puddle of beer reverses Curse of The Bambino
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(57)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Pigeon released during Athens Olympic ceremony turns up in Romania
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(34)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman spends $25K for her cat's kidney transplant
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(103)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Mountain biker drives off grizzly bear with pepper spray
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clinton a-ok after major heart surgery. "He's sedated, but arousable"
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents express outrage about Halloween costumes. Company responds by announcing infant-sized pimp and ho collection
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Seven Marines killed in car bomb explosion in Iraq
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(349)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice natural boobies (not safe for work)
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(133)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel launches spy satellite into the sea
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(97)
 
(Cagayan De Oro Sun Star)
 
 
 
Teacher orders unruly students to lick restroom floor
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(42)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Todayborday is Labor Day
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A couple days ago, Farker and his friend gave his girlfriend's son a mohawk. Now, you get to photoshop it
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man lives for five days underwater, suffers from a bad case of "prune fingers."
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(41)
 
(Wise Country)
 
 
 
First space elevator competition set for next summer
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(211)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Philippine police to get shirty with Manila's topless males
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Senators Rick Santorum and Zell Miller playing pull my finger
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(105)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
It'll never happen twice: airlines booked so full for 9/11 that prices have gone up
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Coffee shop owner arrested for trying to remove a urine-soaked homeless guy from his establishment
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(121)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Taxi ride to the airport: £25. Plane ticket from Glascow to Tenerife: £450. Falling headfirst 30 feet to the ground while disembarking your aircraft in front of 234 fellow passengers: Priceless
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(52)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Medieval shipwrek, found, lost and then found again. Hopefully they won't lose it again
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(37)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Nearly 3 million powerless as Florida wonders who'll stop the rain
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(196)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
A race fan's dream matchup: NASCAR's Jeff Gordon vs. F1's Michael Schumacher and it's going to happen Dec. 4th in Paris
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(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man saved when cell phone stops crossbow bolt from going through his wishbone. Daffy Duck yells 'Drat.'
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(50)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Indiana University study shows that having children significantly decreases your IQ
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(117)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Golf course records three separate holes-in-one within ten minutes. Paging Mr. Guinness
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Pen)
 
 
 
Photoshop unnecessary desktop accoutrements. (Link goes to a display stand for ballpoint pens)
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(98)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Story about wrappers of fruit chews depicting fruit having intercourse with fruit is just a hoax. Clearly, strawberries and limes would never hook up in real life
source: expatica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Research calls for beds to be installed in the workplace
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(30)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
King of Swaziland takes 16-year-old Miss Teenage Swaziland finalist as his 13th bride. It's good to be the king
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. warplanes unleash major two-pronged assault on Najaf
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(217)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Floating church explodes, then sinks. Floating abortion clinic surrenders
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker named top scientists, meep meep meep
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Rochester Democrat & Chronicle)
 
 
 
Four steps to protect Wi-Fi networks from hackers
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists were right about predicting a 6.9 quake today. Only got the location wrong by 4000 miles: Japan, not California
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pentagon orders investigation of John Kerry's 5 Vietnam War decorations
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(808)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Man finds 40,000-year-old cypress logs in his sand quarry. In the spirit of science, plans to sell them to the highest bidder (with pic)
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