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Sun August 29, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
And The Sun's "Cleavage Week" winner is... Nikki Boyd (not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(OOps Celebs!)
 
Boobies
 
There's probably three or four farkers who haven't seen Paris Hilton nekkid yet, so here you go
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(210)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Farmers' Almanac predicts a very wild winter -- here's the psuedo science
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(54)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Why China does not want the world's biggest economy crown (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Some Techno Nut)
 
 
 
New lube for your hard disk makes it go faster, bigger
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(42)
 
(NW Indiana News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to rob pawn shop with potato gun. Shop owner replies with real gun
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rob Halford fills in for Ozzy, fronts Black Sabbath
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds dark chocolate improves blood flow throughout body. Mr. Goodbar, Krackel surrender
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists may use drugs to treat addiction
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(66)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Six men arrested for selling illegal weapons at comicbook convention
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(102)
 
(Fort Wayne)
 
 
 
Study finds men and their dogs give clues to dating, eating steak
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(57)
 
(Clamp-a-damp-a-ding dong)
 
 
 
Photoshop this clamp
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chef's idea finally allows British cuisine to offend all five senses
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(54)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
The real reason the kids in Fort Walton Beach were spending so much time checking out their football team
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(29)
 
(Some D'oh!)
 
 
 
What Simpsons quote/one liner is your favorite? Link goes to Homer
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(1047)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher in-service day slide show goes porno
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(57)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
British Airways bosses and execs help out on the check-in counter
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(23)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Your dog wants to swim. Pool closes out the season by letting the dogs swim
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(49)
 
(God)
 
 
 
Tired of boobie pics? The Fark Culture Club brings you these breathtaking Gustave Dore illustrations
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(76)
 
(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
Before you take off in your Cessna, ensure the oil cap is on the engine
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(114)
 
(Some Alaska Guy)
 
 
 
Alaska: Police cannot execute a search warrant in a person's home for possession of less than four ounces of marijuana
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool sculptures
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(22)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Hurricane victim gets $1.69 bailout check from FEMA
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(131)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal sings (with clip)
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(60)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Boy gets caught under ride at fair. Angry mob attacks operator
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(91)
 
(xinhuanet.com)
 
 
 
Woman driver in Bangkok tries out new car, discovers that it fits nicely in a polling booth despite complaints from people who were already there
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(32)
 
(Some Bug Scientist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fuzzy caterpillar
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos of NYC protests
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(1452)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Men's marathon frontrunner attacked by apparant protester with three miles left; finishes in third
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(236)
 
(Some Biker)
 
 
 
This was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary pissed-off squirrel. This was an evil attack squirrel of death
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(113)
 
(The Journal News)
 
 
 
Contractor closes shop, flies to Florida to help friend whose home was damaged by hurricane. The result: A $5,000 fine and a felony warrant for his arrest
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(165)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Man preaches his theory of the universe being big baseball game and our planet is actually a rotating curveball hurled eons ago by a master pitcher. Next up: Yankees own every planet
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(42)
 
(Vail Daily News)
 
 
 
Man died of hypothermia, not bear attack. That whole "play dead" thing only works if you are really dead or can stand a bear nibbling on you
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(55)
 
(Quad-City Times)
 
 
 
College professor gives lesson on offensive words. Student files harassment complaint because he's offended
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(184)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Don't forget to trade in your dead locust for a bag of rice
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(18)
 
(NASCAR.com)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. does the Bristol Stomp twice in a row
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(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush calls Kerry "more heroic." The left immediately denies this accusation
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(617)
 
(kxiitv.com)
 
 
 
School doesn't like students wearing baggy pants. Solution: Have them all walk single file in front of camera lifting their shirts
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(112)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Advertisements by state or national tourism boards in the year 2054. Example: "North Dakota: Still empty"
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(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's who in cat town
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(110)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kentucky's first "Death Row Dogs" adopted. As a bonus, the dogs can brew prune-o, fashion a shank out of common materials and toss your salad
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(35)
 
(Wilmington Star)
 
 
 
California's opening carpool lanes to Prius drivers sends Ford into major snit
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(167)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Men sitting on mailbox hit by car. Police address need to stamp out such incidents at post-accident press conference
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(32)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Eighties singer Laura Branigan dies at 47
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your dog is sick of your dog wanting stuff. Please god, let someone give us a new cliche (with voting)
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(361)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Engineer develops air-conditioned clothing -- won't win any style awards anytime soon (pic)
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(48)
 


Sat August 28, 2004
(The Landmark)
 
 
 
Old woman driving erratically claims to be dodging potholes that nobody else can see
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(29)
 
(Good Eats! Rocks!)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fark's favorite food person, Alton Brown, in his crazy green space suit
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Doohan, Scotty from the original Star Trek series, diagnosed with Alzheimer's, makes final public appearance and level-three diagnostic
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(133)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
A weener in the great outdoors (not safe for work)
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boobies links having damaging effects on Farkers who can't stop clicking
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ten year-old boy kills father, who was picking him up for visitation. The fact that this was in Texas shouldn't surprise you
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(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Governator will terminate the illegal immigrant drivers license bill
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(340)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pigskinpool is back. Group name: fark. Original name -- Eeeki'mgoingtospankyoulikeamullet-wearinjagslovinfloridaloserboy -- was a little too long
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that's a wall cloud
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(73)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Giant catfish eats dog. Your dog doesn't want to go fishing
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(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cubs pitcher attacks fan. Fan blows back (literally), sends Farnsworth to 15-day DL
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(55)
 
(Some Girlscout)
 
 
 
Prisoners take boyscout oath behind bars
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(44)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Restaurant raided for fourth time this year, police looking for non-existent drugs
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Manhattan DA sets the over-under for protest arrests at 1,000 a day. And stay off the grass in Central Park
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(296)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis fined $21k by the EPA for modifying his private property against their wishes
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(276)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
How about a pint of Crop Circle Beer, made from barley where crop circles have appeared
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Members of Motley Crue to be filmed in their Home Sweet Homes. (Tonight, toniiiggghht!)
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pretty blonde (not safe for work)
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(156)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The rat catchers (slideshow)
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(34)
 
(Some Cheesehead)
 
 
 
"What greater thrill is there than riling up a house of midgets?"
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(32)
 
(Some Storm Guy)
 
Video
 
Fark's favorite storm chaser captures the Fist of God on film, tape. With flipped semis
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkette stacyrings' dad just released from hospital for heart surgery. Let's photoshop him to welcome him home
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(203)
 
(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Kim Catrall is the new face of teabags
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(71)
 
(Ft. Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Annual shareholder's business meeting includes coffee, juice, agenda. Oh, and it was held between two pole dancing stages in a strip club
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Two men arrested for alleged plot to blow-up NYC subway station
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(182)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Girl gets leukemia. Girl is Jehovah's Witness. Jehovah's Witness' do not allow blood transfusions. Girl dies. Distraught father sues Jehovah's Witness' and hospital
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(397)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Ancient nuclear blasts and levitating stones of Shivapur
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid pulled apart in fight over who is Paris Hilton's best friend.
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Boring woman gets married, becomes Bland
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kerry disagrees with Greenspan on the state of Social Security
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(176)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart recovering from angioplasty, a complicated procedure that involves Ensign Crusher recalibrating the shield harmonics by beaming plasma from the warp nacel off of the deflector array
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Couple who died in murder-suicide to be married.
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo's eyewitness account of the huge NYC bicycle fracas
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(286)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baghdad's first tattoo parlor. Price of getting 72 virgins put on your bicep unknown
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(そめぎ (SoMeGi))
 
 
 
With retro being "in" and all, photoshop "All Your Base" like it's 1999
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(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ad asking for hard-working employees banned because it discriminates against the lazy
source: webindia123.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Francis Fark pool. Post your prediction for date and location of first U.S. landfall
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create a radio commercial for UltraFark. This thread will self-destruct in 10 days
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(12)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man robs his lawyer, gets thirsty and knocks down a few cold ones in victim's apartment
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Team owners threaten to disband the NHL, perhaps as early as January, if contract talks fail
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(tell 'em Steve Dave)
 
 
 
Make like a circus seal, Kevin Smith to make Clerks 2: The Passion of the Clerks
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(153)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Large fish catches boy
source: theledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Today's"nine-year-old convinced by brother that Superman cape can help him fly" story brought to us by China
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(47)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In a sad attempt to shore up his lack of income, Sting now selling organic veggies from his garden to village grocers
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(huh?)
 
 
 
Sudanese in Darfur with Pronk aren't Janjaweed
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(DelawareOnline)
 
 
 
Truck full of wine crashes in Stanton, Delaware. Yuppies with sandals flock to scene armed with goat cheese
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Massive bicycle-powered demonstration in NYC
source: wcbs880.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thanks to a doctor, Manhattan police dogs will be sporting bulletproof vests. Your dog wonders if you're feeling lucky
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 


Fri August 27, 2004
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Cop arrested for threat against Bush
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(258)
 
(Cheboygan Tribune)
 
 
 
Columnist responds to farkers who flamed him
source: cheboygannews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup was lost. Photoshop where it could be
source: vegashockey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Drug traffickers spend $110 million to develop new coca plant. It grows twice as tall, produces four times the cocaine, and is resistant to herbicides. The war on drugs surrenders
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A well-written middle finger to the NCAA
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Liv Tyler to "have naked photo shoot"
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton has copyrighted her own logo -- the letter "P" surrenders. The Smoking Gun has it
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
School looks to recruit female gamers. John Carmack surrenders
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Kiss' Gene Simmons may submit to a makeover from the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" guys
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholic bishop tries to lure back parishioners with chocolate, Transformers, Hot Wheels
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan: Massive pyramid scheme certain to victimize untold numbers of our most vulnerable citizens. Unfortunately, it's Social Security
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Revenooers blow up still in north Georgia. Old times there are not forgotten...
source: theclaytontribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FBI investigates alleged Pentagon spy
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(282)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK to sell coats made of over 100 hamsters. Lemmywinks vows retribution
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(spacedaily.com)
 
 
 
Army's mobile laser shoots down mortar rounds
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(98)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Police department to issue M-16s. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong here
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Father of dead Marine won't be charged for setting government van on fire during fit of grief. In other news, Trashcan Man heads towards California
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(107)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
My company has monthly beers busts... Love FREE beer Friday! Does you company do anything cool for its employees?
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(390)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Import company toys depicting planes crashing into WTC (pic)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA and Boeing want to ease traffic with flying cars. Common sense dictates if you haven't mastered driving in a two dimensions, why add a third?
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(83)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
How many times can you mention "Hot Karl" in a feature? The Sun-Times finds out
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(54)
 
(River 959)
 
 
 
Scented candles and cheap cologne top the list of Americans' most-hated birthday gifts, Total Fark membership tops most craved
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giant geese found in Central Australia. Your dingo wants more cranberry sauce
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
F-18 runs out of runway, crashes into San Diego harbor. Ejectulation ensues
source: thesandiegochannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(WJLA)
 
 
 
D.C. gets its first Krispy Kreme shop. People wait 13 hours to get a doughnut
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bush signs executive order to make CIA bigger, stronger
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(Eweek)
 
 
 
Microsoft rushing Longhorn so it can make its deadline. Now described as "XP with a lot of good new stuff"
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy sticking out of the sidewalk
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(133)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Olympic lowlights. Boys, don't watch No. 4...
source: eatmail.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The 50,000 cans of beer have been rescued. Canadian Prime minister to appear soon in front of a "Mission Accomplished" banner
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(42)
 
(phillyBurbs.com)
 
 
 
Future serial killer sent to jail for cat burning. Asked police, "What's the big deal? Everyone has hurt cats or squirrels"
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(301)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sick of drunks who pee behind his business, restaurant owner installs sensor-equipped shower head that drenches offenders with cold water
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(70)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
1.5 million gearheads gather to worship the muscle car, smoke tires to appease the benevolent Hemi gods
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(131)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists and 100 apparently normal volunteers create league table for biscuit-dunking. Still no cure for cancer, but you can have a ginger nut while you wait
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(22)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Businessman" gives online kneecapping to his rivals. Don Corleone surrenders
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(eagletribune.com)
 
 
 
Funeral director holds body hostage because family would not buy his overpriced caskets. License suspension ensues
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World gymnastics officials ask Paul Hamm to give up his gold medal. Olympic-size hissy fit ensues
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(513)
 
(#23)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan: Comeback No. 3, age 41?
source: hoopshype.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(www.BOSE.com)
 
 
 
Using innovative thinking, BOSE takes the wrinkles out of the road with a new automotive suspension system (with quicktime goodness)
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(115)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"The No. 2 is in between the No. 1 and the No. 3 in darkness and level of shine, making it the pencil of choice"
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(128)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL's MVG (Most Valuable Goon) Todd Bertuzzi pleads not guilty to on-ice assault charge
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're never more than three feet away from a spider. This year, they're bigger and fatter than ever
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(252)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Now you too can have your very own RAH-66 Comanche full-motion simulator
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(89)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
My Nutrasweetened soft drinks make huge mounds of foam. What gives?
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(75)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Recovering alcoholics biker club hangs out at Starbucks. Already jittery clientele switches to decaf
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush admits Iraq "miscalculation"
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(1183)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Today's "Truck leaving a trail of chickens, feathers and crates for three miles fouling up Route 209" story brought to you by Pennsylvania and I-80, Exit 309
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(39)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Man attempts to sell his presidential vote on Ebay. Jailarity ensues
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(118)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hijackers force plane to land in Sudan
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(105)
 
(Donate Invites)
 
 
 
Gmail gmail gmail. Talk about Gmail here
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(1600)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Entire 13-metre bridge stolen
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(55)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Man reenacts "Here's Johnny" scene from "The Shining" on his grandmother because he didn't like her egg sandwich
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(49)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senator Coleman's wife bares more than her soul (sfw unless you live in Iran)
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(159)
 
(News.com.au)
 
NewsFlash
 
Statement from "Islambouli Brigades" website claims responsibility for Russian plane crashes
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(347)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-legged man finishes 3,000-mile trip on wheelchair. Obstacles include changing tires 11 times, falling down and spending night in ditch
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man watches in horror as alligator bites pet dog's head. Man decides not to watch, whips out pocket knife and opens can of whoop ass
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(123)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man survives car's plunge over 90-foot embankment onto railway tracks, gets out of car just before speeding train hits it, flips Darwin the bird
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sod-roofed house
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(141)
 
(click2houston)
 
 
 
Hundreds of boxes of evidence found after being misplaced by police since the 1970s. Found items include assorted body parts
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(37)
 
(Oracle of Ottawa)
 
 
 
Sweet revenge may be a hard-wired reward
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(43)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Office workers using copy machine suddenly find themselves one floor lower
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(22)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman, sick of stick-thin magazine models, pigs out until she reaches 600 pounds (pics)
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(232)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When photographing your house for sale, double-check the pictures. (Third pic)
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(231)
 
(Stars n Stripes)
 
 
 
Top Gun no more -- the U.S. Navy is retiring its F-14 Tomcats
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(155)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten reasons why this link should be greenlighted
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(203)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Joining the list of companies now headed for India: Hooters
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(47)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Pregnant inmate forced to have abortion so she'll be eligible for death penalty
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(594)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No more jaw-jacking about your aching back: Doctors grow new jaw in man's back so he can enjoy a bratwurst sandwich (with pics)
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The stretch Mini. Photoshop some other unlikely limo-cars
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(156)
 


Thu August 26, 2004
(The Sun)
 
 
 
President of Equatorial Guinea plans to eat the testicles of Sir Mark Thatcher; claims it will "boost his sex life"
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(79)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Art is so bad, the cleaning lady mistook it for trash and tossed it
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(113)
 
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
"Do not call" list has brought back door-to-door salesmen. Authorities advise paranoia, "do not knock" list
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(61)
 
(A wise owl)
 
Boobies
 
Hooters to open the Hooters Casino Hotel in Las Vegas (with concept art -- SFW)
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(73)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover atoms flying in formation. Les neutrones surrender
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(56)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm not sure if that means we'll see 70-year-old grandmothers in latex chaps, but grandpa could be in for a surprise
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police investigating statue theft. "A five-foot penguin just doesn't get up and walk away," say cops
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DEA's intelligence report actually demonstrates how to hide drugs (drug pics)
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(123)
 
(PilotOnline.com)
 
 
 
Woman jumps from hotel balcony at suicide prevention conference. The ironic tag surrenders
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upset that phone companies won't cut off hookers' cell phones, British town hands out leaflets with the phone numbers of the companies' presidents
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper catches 300 thieves in the act, but only one is actually convicted because police can't be bothered
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MIT considers hiring its first female president...
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(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Danny Glover arrested, heard muttering, "I'm getting too old for this shit"
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(115)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Shock jock gets his comeuppance
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(252)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese schoolgirls turn sailor suits in fashion statement. Sailor Moon revival in three... two... one...
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Census Bureau: More Americans living in poverty; uninsured
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(856)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway launches lutefisk blast in response to Swedish meatball attack
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(30)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine school will go nut-free, seed-free, pit-free and bean-free as part of a food ban. Peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich black market ensues
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(240)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rodney Dangerfield makes it through heart surgery
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, Britney Really is naked in the video for "Toxic" (SFW)
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something for these guys to battle
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(130)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In hockey, you are consenting to a certain level of assault
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sorcerer kills 10 people and sells their bodies. Harry Potter unavailable for comment
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(59)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Slumping in front of the computer could deactivate muscles that support and protect your spine
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ayatollah reaches "positive deal" with al-Sadr. And I'm a Chinese jet pilot
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(223)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Man saves Earth by inventing a car that runs on compressed air (with pic)
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(350)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oprah goes to the toilet while jurors sing "Kumbaya" to drown out the noise
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(160)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Ninth Annual Air Guitar World Championships
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(106)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E looks back at some weird children's books, including that one where Grover goes nuts every time you turn a page. Plus, the Olsen Twins before they were sexpots
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(241)
 
(wsbradio)
 
 
 
Dopey school official thought student's t-shirt referenced dope
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(322)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago toll mafia to double road tolls unless you use I-Pass
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(166)
 
(Some Arkie)
 
 
 
NW Arkansas Fark Party -- Jose's in Fayetteville -- 9pm on Saturday
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(70)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Latest craze for porn hungry geeks waiting for that anime video to download: Pornogami
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops overcome by fumes while destroying marijauna. Cafeteria suspiciously missing all snack cakes
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(182)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists take a break from finding a cure from cancer, compile a top 10 list of the best sci-fi films
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(396)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"This is the story of how a gooey green guy in a microwave, a pagan witchdoctor with a beating heart in his hand and that unlucky numeral 13 changed the way Hollywood makes its movies"
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(88)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Dognapping crime wave hits Indiana
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The banana split turns 100
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(51)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Eyewitnesses of plane crashes find dead bodies near their homes
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop and rename members of the animal kingdom as if science were funded by corporate sponsors
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(116)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Critics think a Hawaiian ukulele player could be the next Jimi Hendrix
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(74)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
William Kennedy Smith accused of rape... again
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(174)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists invent towel that will not fall down when you wrap it around yourself after jumping out of the shower. Still no cure for cancer
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(63)
 
(WSJ)
 
 
 
Man claims hot peppers caused him to phone in Amtrak bomb threats
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(33)
 
(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Windows XP Service Pack 2 now available. Sharon Stone no longer required to arch her back for more security
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(247)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man loses job after bosses discover he was performing as Elvis while off sick. Elvis has left the company
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Top 25 college football teams pull end around on season ticket holders
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are so many unexploded bombs kicking around a Maryland town that the Army Corps of Engineers has set up a hotline for people who've found one
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(35)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sex in the back seat of the car. New hotness: Sex in the driver's seat of the tractor
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Phone call saves woman from being crushed by a truck in her living room
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazil releases beer with zero-percent alcohol. Name "Kronenbier" apparently translates to "Why Bother?"
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(48)
 
(SignOnSanDiego)
 
 
 
Note to parents: The trunk of an '85 Volvo is not a babysitter
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(58)
 
(Star Ledger)
 
 
 
Boy kicked out of Boy Scouts for spilling cheese on his spaghetti. Garlic bread said to be uninvolved
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(137)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Squirrel hangs out on ballfield during Yankees-Indians game. Let's play two
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Businessman destroys skate park with bulldozer to teach kids that vandalism is wrong
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC radio station plans "heterosexual pride parade." What could possibly go wrong?
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(399)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Penny Arcade takes razor-sharp jabs at video-game industry
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(140)
 
(Alton Brown.com)
 
 
 
Alton Brown's recent chili recipe involving salsa and corn chips produces hot blast of criticism from fans
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(192)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Five-year-old drives off with uncle's Cadillac to show his friends
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New computer tells you when its safe to have unprotected sex
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop ping-pong players
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(112)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Bid to have Tony Blair impeached for misleading Parliament about war in Iraq
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(234)
 
(Warnerbros.com)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken finally lands a leading role in a film again. Oh, how we've missed ye
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(103)
 


Wed August 25, 2004
(CBC)
 
 
 
Minivan packed with guns and explosives discovered in Montreal
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger to hold a "California garage sale"
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York State on verge of banning urinal pucks because they pose a safety hazard. New York men baffled as to what they are going to aim at
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(73)
 
(Kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Distraught father of a KIA marine torches USMC van
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Being 19 and criminally charged for taking a big dump and clogging a toilet: $500. Reading an article trying to explain aformentioned situation: Priceless
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(161)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man forces wife to ride on the hood of his car as punishment for having an argument
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(93)
 
(Some Nutcase)
 
 
 
NASA's rocket launches are pushing the planet out of orbit; causing bad weather
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two children die re-enacting public hanging, one because her brother was curious about it
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Museum to use flesh-eating beetles to strip animal carcasses to the bone (with pic goodness)
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(76)
 
(Some Mall Rat)
 
 
 
Cincinnati-area mall enforces dress code. Today's youth must be cautious as to the methods in which they rock their hats. Sporting it fresh is not an option. Word
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(141)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Telemarketer sued for not hiring blind woman. Didn't see that lawsuit coming
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(45)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Jib-Jab, makers of the "This Land Is Your Land" politcal parody, discovers song is no longer copyrighted after Ludlow music lawyers try to sue
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all your hand-washing needs -- soap reviews
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(39)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New York toll takers are vulgar, rude, downright creepy. The Smoking Gun is there with a long list of customer complaints
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(86)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
In a case of life imitates an episode of Dave Chappel's show, 20-year-old was shot over dice game
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawyer resigns from Bush campaign because he gave legal advice to anti-Kerry group that has no connection to Bush campaign
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(252)
 
(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Video game chicks pose for Playboy. Cheer heard from parents' basements worldwide (with SFW pics)
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(128)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Porn makes you happy
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(49)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Man holds spoils of war 59 years for his friend. Finally finds him but he's dead. Hands the sword to his friend's son
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Magnet bracelets found to have no effect on pain, gullibility
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The coolest picture you'll see today: Cassiopeia A
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(81)
 
(6 ABC WPVI)
 
 
 
For $50, any group can use Valley Forge Park -- and Nazis plan to
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(122)
 
(Some Trekker)
 
 
 
Activision to sue Viacom for "lack of decent Star Trek." Berman and Braga retreat at Warp Factor 9
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(70)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Pop quiz: You live in Florida and drug dealers are dealing under a giant oak tree -- what do you do? A: Arrest the dealers. B: Arrest the buyers. C: Something off-the-wall stupid
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(163)
 
(Some anti-insect Farkette)
 
 
 
Can YOU squish all the ants before they eat your tasty donut?
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(48)
 
(Some Historian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street corner
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(155)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Honda creates first rice-burning motorcycle
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(73)
 
(Yahoo UK)
 
 
 
Quadriplegic rugby player with no feet and only two fingers told he isn't disabled enough to represent Britain in the Paralympics
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(43)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Super Earth" discovered orbiting nearby star
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten Nobel Prize-winning economists endorse Kerry. Bush craps pants
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(699)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man takes car and salesman on test drive. Test drive includes starting, stopping, checking turn radius and robbing bank
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(32)
 
(Some Findlaw)
 
 
 
Ever present on technology's cutting edge, Metallica to issue boxed set of vinyl LPs. Also to release signed and numbered limited-edition wax cylinders
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(159)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Microsoft slammed for saying Windows is cheaper than Linux
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dave Mathews took a dump on his fans two weeks ago (reported by Fark on 8/10/04) and now gets the lawsuit
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(170)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
RIAA sues 744 more for file sharing. Grandmas and 12-year-olds surrender. Metallica still sucks
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(391)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greek taxi driver returns silver medal left behind in his cab; felt he deserved a gold
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(58)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
When driving to the farmer's market, avoid taking stupid shortcuts -- like through the hallway of an apartment complex (link goes to slideshow)
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mark Thatcher -- son of former UK prime minister -- arrested in coup probe in Equatorial Guinea (63)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
World's biggest food fight leaves Spain oozing red (pic of guy up to his ears in red stuff)
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(61)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Hollywood is not only running out of ideas, it's gone out of its collective mind: The Wayans Brothers to do a big-screen remake of "The Munsters"
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(167)
 
(Some Beatle)
 
 
 
Nike to make John Lennon sneakers
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(172)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds that sheep suffering from separation anxienty cheer up when they see pictures of family. In other news, sheep suffer from separation anxiety
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(39)
 
(Inquirer)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina, in a bid for employer of the year, insists on bar-coding employees
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(79)
 
(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
Meet the man beaten with a dead black snake in the great state of New Jersey (with video)
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(45)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headlines pre-written for Fark: "Hummer output to slow"
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(48)
 
(cleveland.com)
 
 
 
Suspected bank robber caught with 23 pounds of quarters in his front pockets after trying to launder the ink-stained money at a car wash
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(26)
 
(Some Driver)
 
 
 
Gas station owner defies oil company, lowers prices. Gets shut down. For real
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(174)
 
(Some APNarker)
 
 
 
Find out what happens to millions of dollars of unused stun grenades, projectile launchers, rubber bullets, pepper spray, tear gas and other cool stuff Boston police didn't have to use at the DNC convention
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Internet security level raised to: Blinking text. E-Jihad predicted for tomorrow
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(83)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Billionaire stages "coup" against Bush
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(405)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cheney actually makes sense, comes out against a Federal ban on gay marriage
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(485)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"Stealth opera" set to take over from "full-contact tiddlywinks" as new British extreme entertainment
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(16)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman found alive, packed in box at Miami International Airport
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(53)
 
(Ft. Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's "Drunken dumbass in critical condition after standing up the bed of a moving pickup" story is brought to you by Fort Wayne, Indiana
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(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman shot in downtown Toronto hostage-taking. Reported as "agitated." Apparently not "shiny happy" like most other gunmen
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(201)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The best golfer in high school isn't allowed to join the team -- because she's a girl
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(159)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
If beer drinkers have their way, pool and bowling will be added to the next Olympics. Drew expected to dominate field, restore pride to America
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(68)
 
(abc25.com)
 
 
 
Mammoth Cave is not compliant with the Americans with Disabilites Act
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(161)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan to finally reveal how many roads a man must walk down
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(138)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme confronts childhood obesity problem by offering free donuts to kids who do well in school
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(114)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Renowned mountain climber falls from tree while rescuing cat. Climber killed; cat still stuck in tree
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bring in a cow, get a free coffee drink
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(20)
 
(Some New Daddy)
 
 
 
Photoshop TFarker Demetrius' stylin' brand new baby
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(116)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
New resort offers "soaring," which allows people to zip from tree to tree in an old growth forest, on unimaginably tiny steel cables. With pic of upside-down dumbass
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(67)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Worm uses webcams to spy on users. Designer of the worm still not sure what to do with all the pics of 40-year-old, overweight computer techs
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(73)
 
(Caledonian Record)
 
 
 
Man with not one but two broken legs escapes police custody
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian scientists develop robotic insect swarms; obviously haven't watched enough sci-fi horror stories
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Girl: "But I'm alright, I'm not being abused." Investigators: "You'll be stone-dead in a moment." Evil black knight unavailable for comment
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(98)
 
(thestate.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith is gun shy about directing ever since Ben Affleck nearly ruined his career
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(175)
 
(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Having a brittle-bone disease. Worse: Really loud music makes your bones break
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(52)
 
(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
Even if you drive a Lexus SUV you can't pass a school bus with flashing red lights, especially when the bus is driven by a cop
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(146)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Russian Airline update: 135 dead; one plane has debris field covering 25 to 30 miles; witnesses say "three explosions" when first plane crashed
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(255)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flashback: Life magazine hangs with the video-game wizards of 1982
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holographic disk that can hold ONE TERABYTE of data
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(114)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Whale shuts down power plant. PETA rejoices
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(27)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Public trashcans may be removed because people are using them to throw away their trash
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(95)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun wants you to vote for the best cleavage. Pics not safe for work or kittens
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(96)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what you could be doing besides sitting on Fark all day. Link goes to GIS for "productivity"
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(97)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The moose is still loose but cops find driver of truck that went missing with 50,000 cans of beer
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rodney Dangerfield checks into hospital for heart surgery. "If things go right, I'll be there about a week, and if things don't go right, I'll be there about an hour and a half"
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(86)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Amazing Martian dune pictures. All that's missing is the sandworms
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(63)
 


Tue August 24, 2004
(NY Times)
 
 
 
Students waste time on the Internet. Farkette caught in the act. (Mirrored from NYT)
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(150)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Girl finds freak-of-nature frog with 23 toes (pic)
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(55)
 
(thestate.com)
 
 
 
Former Army Ranger walk-on makes receiver at USC. Oh yeah, he's 39
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Researchers discover sugary drinks make you fat, contribute to diabetes. Still no cure for cancer
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Self-chilling beer can. Wisconsin weeps in joy
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(49)
 
(femalefirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
Attention gentlemen: Don't pet Vin Diesel's dog
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(166)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
In an effort to teach their kids the value of good sportsmanship, brawl erupts among parents at a pee-wee football game
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian beer ads prohibited from claiming more than the product makes you urinate more frequently
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(40)
 
(Some Functional Alcoholic)
 
 
 
For discriminating Farkers, free Glenlivet coasters
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(140)
 
(News Sentinal)
 
 
 
Woman to auction off collection of 100,000 pop cans. Take one down...
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(61)
 
(GIS)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop Ingredient: LIGHTNING
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(146)
 
(Some Military Farker)
 
 
 
M-16 to be replaced by XM8. Your soldiers want a new toy
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(297)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scots' kilts in a twist over footie head-butt
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Oldest pear tree in Scandinavia topples. Partridges slightly ruffled
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Two Russian passenger airliners crash
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(633)
 
(NY Journal News)
 
 
 
Homeowners getting sick of cars constantly crashing into their yard and being catapulted into nearby woods
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(72)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Guns, fear, hate, profit: The True American Way
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(234)
 
(Personnel Today)
 
 
 
German pub waiter sues after being fired for drinking up to 100 free beers a day; wins
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(64)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Scientists dance for joy after discovery of a new species of aloe is published in a special aloe journal
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(38)
 
(KGBT-4)
 
 
 
U.S. border patrol to use chile-powder bullets against undocumented Mexicans. U.S. silent on maple-syrup-and-beer bullets being tested for use on Canadians
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(123)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Asshat woman drops infant child over the side of bridge. What's the obvious next step? You guessed it, sue the bridge owner
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(133)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
As a precursor to peace talks, North Korea states "Bush is a tyrant that puts Hitler into the shade"
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(333)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mormons invade suspicious Texas town. You just know this is going to end up badly
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(441)
 
(Freep.com)
 
 
 
Residents freak when scary-ass sinkhole that eats land at one foot per hour suddenly yells, "Get in mah belly!"
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New GPS-enabled dog collar calls your cell phone when dog runs away. Paris Hilton rejoices
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(39)
 
(Designtechnica.com)
 
 
 
Demolition blast destroys $15,000 worth of camera equipment. Compact Flash card survives to show last moments (with cool pics)
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(103)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top nine NFL players who get way too much money for completely sucking
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(135)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Marines cut training time in half. Drop grenade-launcher and machine-gun training
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(152)
 
(Big News Network)
 
 
 
More intense, more frequent and longer lasting heat waves on the way
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(127)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Wes Borland returns. Band responds by changing name to Erect Bizkit
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(300)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cyprus state radio knocked off air by cats who demand immediate end to masturbation
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(38)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Humanoid face mysteriously disappears from Mars
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scottish distiller Glenmorangie up for sale. Time to pull those pennies together, folks
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(75)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meet Jennie Finch, U.S. Olympics softball superstar and super-hottie. Unfortunately, safe for work
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(152)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Farker and resident MILF Sherry Davey speaks out about the perils of being a female comic
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shell lied about its oil reserves claiming 4.47 billion barrels more than it really had. They also paid $150 million in fines. Guess what tomorow's oil related headline will be
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(164)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sex-slave trafficking prospers worldwide
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(96)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
ABC may axe Monday Night Football
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(218)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Russian fishermen swear off vodka for life
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(42)
 
(Camp Counselors)
 
 
 
Toronto Fark Baseball Thing - Your tickets are ready. Join us for drinks! (details in thread, link goes to seating chart)
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(54)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop characters from two different cartoons in their first meeting. Link goes to example
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(242)
 
(The Advertiser)
 
 
 
Woman holds tupperware party for 12 friends. Man comes home, start talking about the women's boobies and lesbian sex. Hilarity ensues
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(101)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
In the shadow of the impending Canary Island super-tsunami, AudioEdit new National Weather Service announcements
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three more people slated to live in big tin can in space
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(38)
 
(WIS)
 
 
 
Today's "15 tons of poop spilled on the highway" story brought to you by Columbia, SC (no pic)
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush CIA appointee Porter Goss backed bill to cut CIA's funding 20 percent
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(160)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Stolen Victoria Cross returned after 31 years
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Zeus expresses his displeasure with the gymnastics judging by giving Athens a good afternoon earthquake
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(87)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you fully understand what is written in the Hippie Dictionary, you are officially old
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh God, you lesbian
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(394)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man, seeking to be knife-proof, didn't make it through testing phase
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(45)
 
(Some hungover TFette)
 
 
 
Okay, it's 3 a.m. -- Taco Bell, White Castle, Waffle House? Pick your poison
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(487)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Be a professional gossip, get paid in gallons of beer. Article also contains the phrase "prostitutes dressed as nuns," which is always welcome
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(26)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Store owner in New York rounds all purchases down to the nearest dollar, because he's too lazy to make change. Entrepreneurial spirit and abject laziness: The American Way
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(97)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man beaten with dead black snake
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(62)
 
(local10)
 
 
 
Man sets his own house on fire, then procedes to swing machetes, throw rocks, tiles and dumbells at cops and firemen when they arive. Tazarity ensues
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(43)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Toy company CEO announces plans to turn his company around, then goes home and kills himself
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(92)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Expert" categorizes women's pubic hair into five types, each of which determines a woman's sexual persona
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange fountain
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(96)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Holy man carries his mom in basket on 17-year journey. Mom asks, "Are we there yet?" (with pic)
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft now offering advice on how to block its patch
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(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you have lopsided ears, you're more likely to pick a fight
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The "Elvis has left the building" guy leaves the building
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(32)
 
(I love Frogs)
 
 
 
Paris remembers liberation and attempts to re-write history
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(368)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To protest cruelty to animals, woman locks herself in a bear trap. Dumbass beats ironic, 10-0
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(32)
 
(St Cloud Times)
 
 
 
Now you can get a golf cart shaped like a Hummer
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mice genetically engineered to run longer, farther, cry out, "Here I come to save the day"
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Diana's fountain strikes again
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(36)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Phish gone but not forgotten by Vermont, who bill the band's promoters $35,000 to clean up truckloads of bong and stir-fry remnants
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(75)
 
(The Herald)
 
 
 
Four Zimbabweian coffee pickers riding in pickup are ejected into river after swerving for a donkey. Juan Valdez unavailable for comment
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(22)
 
(new scientist)
 
 
 
Closest asteroid to ever miss Earth sailed by yesterday. Your dog wants Bruce Willis' phone number
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(70)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark photo contest: Fark office artwork (details in thread)
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(94)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
What do you do if you can't get laid? Write a script, direct the film, and cast yourself in the lead opposite a hot chick, of course
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(118)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Eighty-year-old Canadian granny randomly struck by 1,000-pound bank sign
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline baggage handlers lose "the most important non-religious artifact in Canada"
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(119)
 


Mon August 23, 2004
(Time Travel Fund)
 
 
 
You donate now and we'll send someone back from the future with your earnings once we invent time travel. Five-hundred years of interest guaranteed
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(163)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Charity day goes horribly wrong when fire truck tips over, breaks woman's arm in 20 places
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Afghanistan may not have running water or electricity, but the State Department is making sure they get low-priced Pepsi
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(70)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Jacko's nose isn't plastic after all... it's made from his ear
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(89)
 
(Some Sean Connery Wannabe)
 
 
 
Police apprehend swordsman. Upon arrest, suspect heard to state, "Greetings Highlander, you called?"
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New pillow lets you know surf conditions in real time; makes you wet bed
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these straight shooters
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(118)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant for giving her the finger. Literally
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(78)
 
(Star Telegram)
 
 
 
Man shoots huge, ugly-ass gar (with pic)
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(165)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Robotic suits now able to help the disabled climb stairs, join the Avengers
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(66)
 
(Mosnews)
 
 
 
You can't chew chicken poop in Turkmenistan anymore
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(52)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Family shocked to find out their strange penny is worth at least $400,000 (with pics)
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teachers switch to purple pens to correct papers since red is too harsh. Here comes the pseudo-science
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(174)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Lucas may make Star Wars sequels. Great disturbance in Force felt, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror but were suddenly silenced
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(245)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian roulette is the all the hype in the Olympics this year
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(36)
 
(Emily Angel)
 
Boobies
 
Refreshingly pretty girl named Emily. (Somewhat SFW)
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(409)