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Sun August 22, 2004
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Two dozen fireman required to stop out-of-control ferris wheel at fire department fundraiser
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man charged with murder for growing pot in his basement
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(452)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man wakes up, finds himself in coffin after assumed dead
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Murderer awarded $1,200 by asshat judge because he suffered hurt feelings, humiliation in prison
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Captured French American journalist released. The American in him prevented him from surrendering
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crossbow invented for the the wheelchair bound hunter
source: visi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
School kids no longer allowed to play recess games that involve physical contact. This includes tag, dodgeball and pushing a kid on a swing
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(351)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The scientific body that sets the rules for naming and sorting animals, the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature, is going broke, here comes the scientific confusion
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beer company give away turns violent. Several bar towels injured
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(53)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Officer who videotaped confession of a child rapist commits suicide
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(113)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man steals Montana State parking signs, leads cops on chase. Jailarity ensues
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(35)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what you wish your school mascot was. (Link goes to GIS for "Lame school mascots")
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(120)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe challenges MikeTyson's ear chewing world title
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tony Blair refuses US Congressional Medal of Honor
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Police pigs pull plug on pro-pot parade. Polite protestors pretty pissed
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(120)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Show me the most beautiful women in the world and I will show you someone who is tired of farking her
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(164)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British pigeons to be given foul taste to stop then being eaten. You dog wants a change of diet
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(41)
 
(News 10)
 
 
 
Woman found a smoking dog poop in her yard, but after picking it up believes it could be a meteorite, with pic
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(94)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Normally crazy ass backwards appeals court chalks up another victory for P2P file sharing
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(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Further proof all the good records have been broken. Woman to spend over a month in a box with 6000 scorpions
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(40)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Old lady can find water underground with just two sticks
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moving pickup hit by lightning, creating fireball inside cab
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(44)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's celebrates 25th anniversary of Happy Meal
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Origami Convention hits Tokyo (with pic). Celebration of topical analgesics and band-aids to start in three days
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(29)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Movie depicting vampires invading Russia breaks all box office records. Things still suck in Moscow
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
High-tech ant farms becoming popular with young Japanese
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Radioactive Breath Guy)
 
 
 
Godzilla turns 50. Photoshop him in any other classic movie. Difficulty: No Bambi. (Link goes to COOL official Japanese site)
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(183)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man strangled to death in argument over $2 bowl of soup. "Soup Nazi" unavailable for comment
source: nynewsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
125 years ago the ukulele came to Hawaii
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cambodian baby born with tail, making parents a fortune as they charge 2,000 reil for a look (about 40 cents)
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US wants to build network of friendly militias to combat terrorism
source: sg.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(339)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US wants to build network of friendly militias to combat terrorism
source: sg.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(WSBTV 2)
 
 
 
A woman ate 38 lobsters (9.75 pounds) to win eating contest
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Unprotected painting, 'The Scream,' stolen from Norwegian museum by armed thieves again
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Some Fanboy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Superman wannabe - Up, up and away
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(157)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Toronto Fark Party on Wednesday, August 25th. DIT
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If a client of the advertising firm you work at gives you a ticket to a Bush rally, don't be a heckler and expect to keep your job
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(511)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
NERV detects massive asteroid impact site in antartica, begins Human Instrumentality Project
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
'Miss Prisoner' beauty pageant held - talent competition includes license plate stamping & laundry washing
source: chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you see someone with a pink nose, it may not be alcohol induced
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(43)
 
(Iran Focus)
 
 
 
Iranian judge orders 16 year old girl hanged for her "sharp tongue"
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(573)
 


Sat August 21, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 patents that changed the world
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(75)
 
(The Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Nashville Scene shows average Nashville students in the library, in bikinis and shirtless
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Make Olympic sports you'd actually watch. Link goes to equestrian example
source: whiplashrides.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Regardless of who wins the Montana gubernatorial race, their next governor will own a lot of guns
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(79)
 
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Seven Air Force Academy students booted for erotic dancing
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Too drunk to drive? Just call up ScooterMan
source: biznettravel.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Boy suing mum for $3.5 million for crashing into tree when he was a fetus
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
American playing "Indian" in EuroDisney Old West stunt show killed by German "cowboy" in after hours parking lot fight
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man attempts to do two chicks at same time without million dollars
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(90)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rolling stone kills 3-year-old in bed. How does it feel?
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Drugs not ruled out in death of naked guy running through restaurant stabbing himself and sticking his fingers in electric sockets
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(45)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Plans for a 40-kilometer tunnel machine has been revealed by scientists who believe the massive device could revolutionize how we understand the cosmos
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(62)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Major League pitcher ejected for wearing a dirty cap. Mother hopes he has clean underwear on
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
N. Kentucky passes law stating strippers no longer allowed to talk to customers. Oh well, just have to look at the boobies
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A bed made especially for those who dwell in Detroit. Michael Jackson wants to trade in his hyperbaric chamber
source: qsleeper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Even Liam Neeson admits Star Wars is now crap, and computerized stuff fails to connect to actors or audiences
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(135)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover links between the month you were born and a predisposition to certain diseases
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(89)
 
(AutoIndex.org)
 
 
 
From the "It Was Going to Happen Sooner or Later" Department comes the Mini Cooper limo, replete with triple axles, whirlpool and detachable roof
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(44)
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Risk 2210 A.D. lets you conquer the moon and beyond. Photoshop futuristic updates to other popular old-school board games
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(114)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mayor of Glendale, CA calls Glendale, AZ a "little podunk agricultural town." Apparently not aware that Phoenix Coyotes and Cardinals both play there
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(85)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Arab sighting on Nantucket sparks terror alert. Police ask suspicious tourists, "Excuse me, sir, are you a terrorist?"
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 most influential Christians in America
source: churchexecutive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Florida's Attorney General)
 
 
 
Ah, disaster brings out the best of people: First of many hotels to be charged with price gouging in the aftermath of Hurricane Charley
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(125)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Slide show of cool hotrods
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tony Blair dresses like a "binge-drinking hooligan"
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Giant moths invading the stadium where the Olympic archery contests are being held (with pic)
source: foxsports.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicago Tribune editor and former swift boat commander breaks silence -- says Kerry critics wrong
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(986)
 
(BricktownOKC)
 
 
 
Reminder: Oklahoma Fark party TONIGHT at the Bricktown Tapwerks. 7 p.m.
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hindus and Muslims now rioting over parking spaces
source: in.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Adventurer shipped new mountain bike after ambush by Mongolians. City Wok owner proud to make the donation
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
South Africa builds huge telescope so the world doesn't see them as a second-class country
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Judge sparks controversy by telling lawyers to "Get a life" and asking, "When is the last time you registered for anger-management classes?"
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(32)
 
(Some Bovine Pusher)
 
 
 
Iowa Farker considering going cow tipping, shocked to discover pastime is a myth
source: fact-index.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Internet-connected refrigerators are going nowhere. Come up with some better ideas for incorporating computers into appliances and other household objects
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(91)
 
(Farker in boobie withdrawal)
 
Boobies
 
Enormous rack (not safe for work)
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(146)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman returns to car to find €380 missing and dog vomiting
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(klas-tv.com)
 
 
 
Homeowner wakes up at 2 a.m. to find his backyard neighbor in his house. Homeowner arms himself, hilarity does not ensue
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(89)
 
(vnunet.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft issues patch for SP2. Your dog probably saw this coming
source: vnunet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Critics say "cup of coffee" law is too weak, too little too latte. "Grounds for review" say others. Hope this makes it through the filter, would perk up my day
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man cut off in traffic by ambulance gets home, calls emergency number saying he has liver trouble, picks fight with responding paramedics
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
This month's "impromptu farmers' market" story brought to you by truckers, fog, and I-80 in Wyoming. I-80 noted as the only highway in the world which is uphill and against the wind in both directions for 350+ miles. (with slideshow)
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Former toilet reopens as world's smallest commercial brewery
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pretty brunette... even with fake boobies (not safe for work)
source: bustybusty.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(SomeGuy)
 
Boobies
 
i;n sporry i caant typ[e gooodd wiht muy leftt hannd. nnot safe for work
source: extremepink.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(171)
 
(IMRA)
 
 
 
Palestinian prisoners demand private cell phones, refrigerators and toasters
source: imra.org.il   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(391)
 


Fri August 20, 2004
(Some Actor)
 
 
 
AudioEdit your favorite film star ordering a meal at a fastfood drive-thru
source: monesi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Someone is stealing dogs for meat in Hawaii. Your dog does not want to be eaten
source: starbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop StrongBad in a Die Hard flick
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Hot hunk (not safe for work)
source: hot-hunks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(bostonherald.com)
 
 
 
Boston police shut down world's worst ice-cream truck driver. Wore his pants a little too tight and carried open jars of urine in his truck
source: news.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
CAD software allows users to design something on home computer, order it online
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(thedailystar.com)
 
 
 
When baking brownies for your local congressional candidate, do not store brownie mix on shelf below your broken arrowheads
source: thedailystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(11Alive)
 
 
 
Man proposes with "Tammi, Marry Me?" in chalk on parking lot (w/pic)
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Seinfeld's Soup Nazi to open shops nationwide. No Fark cliches for you
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
When mailing 86 pounds of marijuana, make sure you get the address right
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Due to Hurricane Charley, 256 Florida inmates were given four-day passes if they promised to return. Turns out some of them couldn't be trusted
source: tampabays10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's second traffic "jam" brought to you by a truckload of jelly on I-64
source: dailymail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(MosNews)
 
 
 
Rafting tournament on sex dolls in Russia (pic somewhat NSFW)
source: mosnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
NASA calls on Hollywood to save the world as the sun begins falling
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two-thousand-pound boulder rolls onto woman's legs. She escapes with a dislocated hip, cuts and scrapes (with picture of large rock)
source: fox23news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Kerry beats Bush in annual cockroach derby
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
College president invites a dozen female students to live in his house to ease dorm overcrowding
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's Civil Aviation Administration says cod is air-traffic hazard
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
After being asked to wear bikini top during Hawaiian-themed promotion, bar waitress sues boss. Court awards her $6,000 for "injury to her feelings"
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Killer whale humping boats to death in B.C.
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these frightened Farkers
source: home.attmil.ne.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If at all possible, avoid swimming with rabid otters
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Spraying bear repellent in someone's face is no way to gracefully lose an argument
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Press Association)
 
 
 
Canine plastic surgery and botox now available. Your dog wants a boob job
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Olympic organisers take Greek edition of Playboy to court. Sales going for gold
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Asshat attempts to use home defusing kit on military shell. What could possibly go wrong?
source: heraldtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're going to steal from a football player's charity, don't wear the stuff you stole during your next crime
source: tampatrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Missing camp counselors found murdered on beach. Authorities looking for man with giant hands, a hook, or noticeable limp
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Health India)
 
 
 
Study finds porn is good for you, not so good for kittens
source: 123bharath.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
New Star Wars III posters
source: millenniumfalcon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Madonna buys Britney rare 12th-century book on the Kabbalah. In other news, Britney reads medieval Aramaic
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Brothel opens 100 meters from Canterbury Cathedral, for sin-and-confess one-stop-shopping convenience
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen decides to stand up in bed of pickup while his drunk friend drives. Darwinism ensues
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(380)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Mini dog saves woman from rape; bites man in both legs
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi becomes total metrosexual, has facelift and possible hair transplants. In other news, Carson, Kyan, Thorn, Jai and Ted to be visiting Rome soon
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having solved all other mysteries, sleuths use digital processing to answer questions about the JFK assination. Jessica Fletcher surrenders
source: fox23news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: "Raining Perseids"
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Halah mounting some concrete corn
source: clickhalah.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Osama bin Laden's cook arrested in Pakistan. Caught after applying for credit card
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Store owners sell winning lotto tickets to themselves
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
English-speakers who want to become British citizens now have to pass a language test
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Which is dumber: Using a rental car in a bank robbery, or leaving the receipt for it at the scene of the crime?
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Veterans outraged as court frees drunk who had sex with World War I monument
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Member of Kerry's legal team tagged for picking up a hooker in Detroit
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Aberdeen News)
 
 
 
Court says it's okay to detain the only black man in South Dakota and search his car for driving 68 in a 65 zone
source: aberdeennews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(247)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's highway spill: 15 tonnes of eggs on German autobahn. Driver treated for shell shock
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy put on administrative leave because his religious beliefs make him remove all his clothes and meditate in public while on duty
source: montereyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sunken WWII US freighter a timebomb ready to blow. Could produce biggest non-nuclear explosion ever
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy watching out for foul balls
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(139)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Nintendo granted patent for online videogaming. All your XBox Live belong to Hiroshi Yamauchi
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(246)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
City worker fired for evacuating mom during storm
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(69)
 


Thu August 19, 2004
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Two sisters shoot each others' husbands over property dispute
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(58)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Van Halen suing the Baltimore Orioles. Court to decide who sucks worse
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(146)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Asshat, wanted for murder, gets caught trying to beat subway fare
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(25)
 
(Centre Daily)
 
 
 
Kentucky man finds baseball with Babe Ruth autograph
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(53)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Iran may strike U.S. troops pre-emptively before they become an imminent threat
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(1185)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New machine that allows patrons to inhale beer coming to America
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(118)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Teens set world record by watching TV for over two days in an IHOP. Proud dad says, "He has to be good at something, this is just as well"
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(62)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
UConn assistant coach arrested for offering undercover police officer $10 for oral sex. Duke sucks
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(145)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Lotto-winning rapist plans to "lure women with his wealth"
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(127)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The next mobile phone add-on: a tiny little helicopter
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Disgruntled Newcastle fan puts star player Kieron Dyer up for sale on eBay
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
All-time top 10 pieces-of-crap software. Microsoft Bob is only No. 10
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(338)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
French fencer gets sabre through the palm of his hand; doesn't surrender
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(143)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you're planning to rob banks, make sure you're on good terms with ex-wife
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(17)
 
(journal star)
 
 
 
"When I first walked in the room, it looked like the floor was just fur." Today's "146 cats in basement" story brought to you by Lincoln, Nebraska
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ugly-ass newborn alpaca with its mother
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(138)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil hits new record high for the gabillionth time this month
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(159)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins punter acquited after confusing Jesus with Rick James
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(76)
 
(Oregonian)
 
 
 
Man extorts Dr. Seuss' widow, threatens to publish adult images of Dr. Seuss characters unless she pays up. Horton hears an ass-whuppin'
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(87)
 
(WATE)
 
 
 
Al Gore busted for doing 77 mph in a 55 mph zone. But after a recount he was only cited for doing 75
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(143)
 
(WMAQ)
 
 
 
Girl with explosive diarrhea craps herself after an Old Navy store refuses to allow her to use the bathroom (with pics)
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(546)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Brazilian singer disowns "Die, Bush, die" comment. Claims it was German for "The, Bush, the"
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(151)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Medical records sent overseas for typing. In other news, man's ear problems caused by "euston station tube malfunction"
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(82)
 
(The Bentinel)
 
 
 
Hamm's Beer signs beer-guzzling bear as new mascot
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(73)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on flight from Amsterdam to Chicago. Terrorism not suspected
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Masturbating judge resigns with full pension, lifetime supply of astroglide
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(94)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citibank exec elected Prime Minister of Pakistan. Plans to menace world with nukes and deluge of credit-card offers
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(49)
 
(The Advertiser)
 
 
 
Monkeys in Sudan are launching "organized attacks" on "soft targets." Government raises terror threat to banana yellow
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(230)
 
(whbf.com)
 
 
 
Clerical error lands Ted Kennedy on the no-fly list, instead of the no drive-list
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(159)
 
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky hunters expecting the best squirrel season on record. Fire up them George Foreman grills
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(90)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Survey shows teens like sex and drugs. Read more about this startling discovery in this month's issue of "Duh"
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man trying to buy a car: "Jesus is my cosigner"
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(93)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Metro Nashville computer glitch schedules thousands on same court day for traffic tickets
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(51)
 
(DeadBrain)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds faints while waiting for Burger King order. Varicose veins from standing around all day finally did him in
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(54)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo thinking about running for governor of New Jersey. Campaign set with "I got chunks of guys like you in my stool" yardsigns and bumper stickers
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NBC commentators forced to eat own words as Paul Hamm wins gold
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(157)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Art-terrorists kidnap a fiberglass cow and threaten to execute it unless their demands are met
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(80)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
World's tiniest surviving baby, weighing just 9.9 ounces and 10 inches long at birth, to begin high school next week
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(152)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Duties of new $66,000-per-year job for university president's wife include accompanying her husband to events
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(110)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Thieves break into convenience store, steal beef jerky, porn mags, ATM (with surveillance pics)
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(70)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The Naked Mayor checks into Betty Ford clinic
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oprah momentarily sates her thirst for blood by finding a man guilty of murder
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(96)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Stern fan who ran onto the field waving a sign during a Mets game sentenced to weekends in pound-me-in-the-ass prison. "Any knucklehead who wants to run on the field should be prepared to lose both his weekends and his drinking money"
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(84)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jenna and Barbara Bush may attend eyebrow waxer's gay wedding. In other news, the Bush twins have an eyebrow waxer?
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(159)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Overweight bank robber tries to hide from police in a ceiling. Hilarity ensues
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(41)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Closed borders result in record domestic hamburger-and-steak surplus in Canada. Now is the time for all good Canadian Farkers to fire up the grill and come to the aid of their country
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(103)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Swift Boat Veteran for Truth leader claims Kerry was "not under fire" during rescue. Strangely, the guy won a Bronze Star for being under fire during the exact same conflict
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(1280)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop George Foreman in an unlikely scenario
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(143)
 
(APP.com)
 
 
 
Lifeguards charged with disorderly conduct after swimming four miles home from banquet
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(73)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby elephant born at Houston Zoo (with pic goodness)
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police unsure what charges to bring against drunk horse-and-buggy driver who caused drunk motorist to crash
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cyber brawls spilling into the streets -- cities forced to pass ordinances to protect gamers
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(79)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Fat Darrell" crowned as nation's best sandwich; "has that element of drunken ingenuity"
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(235)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
54,000 cans of beer stolen. Canada in mourning
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian playing cards. "I've got three Jebuses over two Virgins"
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(102)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 25 biggest sports chokes of last 25 years
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(235)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
McDonald's test marketing "deli-style" sammiches. Jared and Morgan Spurlock surrender
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German men banned from standing while urinating
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(167)
 
(MirrorUK)
 
 
 
New step-MILF Britney Spears admits that the last thing in her mouth was a dildo
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(170)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Microsoft launches geography classes for its employees
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these stoned Olympians
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(84)
 
(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
City publishes names of people who refuse to pay for their water and sewer. Hilarity to ensue
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(74)
 


Wed August 18, 2004
(MSNBC)
 
Boobies
 
Bikini-clad beach volleyball cheerleaders create stir in Athens, pants (w/pics)
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(109)
 
(Wisconson State Journal)
 
 
 
Diary of a beer-tasting festival is reminiscent of "Flowers for Algernon"
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(61)
 
(www.ubersite.com)
 
 
 
When under the influence of strange alcoholic concoctions, do not, under any circumstances, taunt cow
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(44)
 
(pub.tv2.no)
 
 
 
Sand volleyball duo reprimanded by the IOC for wearing their birth control patches during Olymic events
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists teleport information through sewer pipes
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton decides change-room lineups are too long, tries on multiple shirts (sans bra) amongst stunned, aroused onlookers in department store. "What? Like you haven't seen them already"
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(167)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Surfer saves nine from flood. The Sun is there with classic picture
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(91)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson says she can't wait to run around her house naked
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(109)
 
(weirdspot.com)
 
 
 
Following in the footsteps of his mentor, Dr. Semen Injector, Dr. Breast Licker gets caught in the act. Also, a specialist was required to confirm that "there was absolutely no reason why a dentist should be touching a patient's breasts" (
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(79)
 
(TBogg)
 
 
 
Blogger offers a bounty for incriminating photos of GOP convention delegates philandering, visiting strip clubs or feeding sandwiches to Ann Coulter
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(166)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Two all-beef patties / special sauce / lettuce / cheese / pickles / onions / and a bag of pot
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(62)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Nine out of 10 office workers will reveal their passwords in exchange for a cheap pen
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(81)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: The lesser-known exploits of famous historical figures. Difficulty: Weird Al already did Gandhi kicking ass
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(163)
 
(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
Maxim throws its hat into the ring with pics of Olympic women (safe for work)
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(131)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
1,500 people attend "Armpit of America" celebration
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(122)
 
(Ft Myers News Press)
 
 
 
Hurricane Charley victims face new challenge: Following the directions on using generators, especially the "venting outside" part
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hilton's dog magically returns after $5,000 reward is offered
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(124)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Religious scholars ponder the question, How Would Jesus Vote? "If ever there were a bleeding-heart liberal, it was Jesus Christ."
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(644)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Forgetting unimportant issues like bussing and low test scores, school board race focusing on big issues -- like removing school's Devil mascot
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(92)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Dash cam pics of naked Ohio mayor (safe for work)
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(77)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's streets are paved with skeletons (with pics)
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(117)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tinkerbell, Paris Hilton's dog, is missing. Reward of starring role in "film"
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(184)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Explorers discover ancient walled city in darkest Peru. Inhabitants appear to have worshiped a bear-faced deity with a taste for marmalade
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(114)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Wow, you should be an honorary male," and other phrases to impress young female employees
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(155)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man bolts job interview to stop truck thief; gets the job
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(187)
 
(vnunet.com)
 
 
 
Over 63 percent of all email sent in the first half of 2004 was spam and every 12th one had a virus attached
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(92)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Britons have the world's loosest sex morals
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(185)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron gets his own Powerade flavour which "truly reflects his personality." Working name of the drink is "Overrated Hype"
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(156)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Posters advertising New Mexico cultural event feature cactus that only grows in Arizona. Man living in basement of parents' house credited with discovery
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(134)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Four-hundred school bus stops in Florida county being forced to move due to 1100 pedophiles living nearby. In other news, 1100 pedophiles live in one Florida county
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(240)
 
(KNBC)
 
 
 
Bald man auctioning the space on his head on eBay, hopes someone will pay $60,000 to place an ad. (With pics)
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(88)
 
(GIS)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Chopsticks
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(124)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
UFO-looking sea monster caught on tape. With pics
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(156)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
World sheep shortage good news for Wales, bad news for rubber-boot manufacturers
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(35)
 
(NBC 6)
 
 
 
Police are almost certain that the man they caught running down the street while on fire had something to do with the explosion at the nearby gas station
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(62)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Dungeons and Dragons turns 30. Still living in parent's basement
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(388)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
It's hard being a student when the price of beer has risen by 60 percent
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(92)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man's yard-long trouser snake scares swimmers
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Postman reunites old war buddies by delivering letter addressed to "Mr Adam Hastings, (Aged 70 years), Somewhere in Newcastle upon Tyne, Can a Kind Postman Help, Do Your Best For An Old Army Pal. (At One Time Lived At Benwell)"
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(75)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The bear went over the mountain / the bear went over the mountain / the bear went over the mountain... to drink a case and a half of beer
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just another day: Do the wash, go out in the backyard, string up laundry on the clothesline, get struck by meteorite
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Group plays the lottery numbers included in a fortune cookie, win $525,000. In bed
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(110)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark trip to SkyDome, scheduled for Wednesday, August 25th. Details in thread
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(202)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge acquits college football player that he described as "guilty as sin" because a guilty verdict would end the player's career
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(181)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
In honor of the movie premiere, photoshop this kid and his Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Krackel, Special Dark, Plain, Mr. Goodbar -- in that order
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(272)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
People begin to figure out it's stupid to live in a mobile home in an area prone to hurricanes
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(138)
 


Tue August 17, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Japan to lose 20 percent of population by 2050. Karaoke: The Not-So-Silent Killer
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(210)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
When legislation fails, smashing cases of vodka will show them who's boss
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
No child left behind, except for those seven kids from Texas living in a Nigerian orphanage
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(148)
 
(Mass Live)
 
 
 
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "The huge black bear that just stole a bag of bird seed from you. Rwar." Sound of door opening. Sound of shotgun discharging. "Pwn3d"
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(131)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. to give Cuba $50,000 hurricane aid. Cuba to give U.S. the finger
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(162)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson will have to suck with only nine fingers for the remainder of the Olympics
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cat-hoarding wacko free to collect more cats
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(71)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
On second thought, lighting your passed-out buddy's crotch on fire may not be a funny prank
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(75)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tornado-damaged Benz and the two rednecks admiring it
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(155)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Airport security staff used x-ray scanners to determine what items they were going to steal from passenger baggage
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Environmentalists, protesting overfishing, catch 11,000 fish, pile them near a major tourist attraction and put up signs saying, "Don't waste life"
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(220)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue guinea pig from "Action Man" toy car
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(44)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Missing pregnant tortoise mysteriously reappears in a duffel bag
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having solved all of society's other problems, the Welsh may ban strippers in limousines
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(29)
 
(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Man says his dogs aren't dangerous. Of course, that blood covering the dog just came out of nowhere
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(167)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Surprisingly only partially related to politics, rats invade St. Louis area
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(49)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
We can curb the threat of global warming by doing dangerous things to the sea that we don't fully understand; but it would be foolish not to consider it
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(91)
 
(Herkimert Telegram)
 
 
 
TOWN PASSES LAW BANNING LOUD CAR STEREOS
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(273)
 
(Man Boobs)
 
 
 
Blindfolded morning-show DJ gets intimate with station listener named "Man Boobs." Was led to believe that he was copping a feel from a Penthouse Pet. (With nauseating pics)
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(215)
 
(FortWayne.com)
 
 
 
Wendy's prompts hepatitis scare. Apparently, Wendy gets around
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(44)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian man not allowed to drink 62 liters of vodka in four days
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(45)
 
(KMBC)
 
 
 
GM ruled not at fault in death of NFL star who was speeding and weaving in an ice storm while not wearing a seatbelt
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(145)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
V: The Mini-Series. A 1983 television drama featuring love, action and an invasion of alien lizards who want to eat us
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(213)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
People with "short vowel names" now have one less excuse for not getting any
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(175)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Miss Norway contestant revealed as porn star, blames "twin sister" in the U.S. (sfw pics)
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dems, GOP to spend $60 million on commercials in August. Nader to spend $69.95 for a half-page ad in Sunday's paper
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(180)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
License of Dr. Semen Injector, DDS, revoked
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(109)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Cleveland-area former mayor found drunk, naked on lawn. No one living in Cleveland surprised by this
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saudis launch ad campaign to convince Americans that Saudis are friends
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(761)
 
(Redneck Central)
 
 
 
When your wife starts shooting a .22 thru the walls at you, get out of the house
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(104)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Who brings a kitchen knife to a robot brawl? (Cool videos)
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(73)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
New York Jets unable to book hotel rooms in Indianapolis because Star Trek convention already has all the rooms
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(277)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Couple forced to marry by police because they pretended to be married when they checked into a hotel
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breakdancing kayaker
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(150)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New research suggests doctors put cameras up people's butts too frequently
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(117)
 
(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Todays "Man with sword holds off police" story brought to you by Skowhegan, Maine
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(63)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Rabid raccoons resist recently released remedy
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(29)
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Booties or boobies? (Safe for work)
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Albany is the top party school in the nation. Duke sucks
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(183)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Olympic security in question after unidentified Canadian man clad in blue tutu interrupts diving event with impromptu bellyflop. Terrorism not suspected
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(139)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Today's bee-related story crashes into today's semi-tractor trailer accident story shutting down Interstate 94
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man calls mum after his own funeral
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(87)
 
(Some Jeep Guy)
 
 
 
Hummer H2: $50,000. Vanity plate: $300. Getting high-centered on a tree stump and pulled off by a 20-year-old beater Jeep: Priceless
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(463)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man fined $750 for biting mouse ass
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(17)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Beatdown occurrs in French field over genetically modified corn. I for one welcome our new maize overlords. Pass the butter and salt
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(139)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Little Rock plans to clean out the homeless to prepare for grand opening of Clinton library. Interns shipped in to replace them
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(47)
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a call on "Car Talk." Difficulty: Accents
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(22)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Goats are taser-proof
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(52)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
SBVFT initial ad generates $400k to pay for more ad time
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(613)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oprah selected for jury duty. "I'm just hoping it doesn't take longer than a week because I've got shows to do"
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(91)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If corporations could run for political office...
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to worry if you die, Costco Wholesale Corp. has you covered
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(55)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Hands up all you parents who think your kids aren't having sex. Half of you are wrong
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(229)
 
(German People)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Germans to find 32 ways to open a beer
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(64)
 
(The News-Review)
 
 
 
Man sets new world record by ripping 39 phone books in three minutes, still unable to open a jar of pickles without help (with pic)
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(48)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
High-wire performer at Renaissance Festival falls, breaks ye olde arse. Hilarity doth ensue, verily
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(70)
 
(Bricktown OKC)
 
 
 
Reminder No. 1: Oklahoma Fark Party this Saturday, Aug 21, at the Bricktown Tapwerks. Festivities begin at 7 p.m.
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(51)
 
(Cafe Du Lac)
 
 
 
Fark party, Amsterdam, Netherlands: Friday 10th September
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(182)
 


Mon August 16, 2004
(Sally Fields Forever)
 
 
 
Photoshop these nuns clamming
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(149)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
American anarchist group members debate voting in November election
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(380)
 
(Chillicothe Gazette)
 
 
 
Woman wins Homemaker of the Year title two years running. Scores perfect 10 in Chicken Pot Pie Making and Beer Fetching (w/pic)
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush shuffling all his armies -- everyone looks on with bewilderment
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(553)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
God misses chance for Old Testament-style smiting as Michael Jackson attends church and visits Sunday School children; leaves unscathed
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(78)
 
(Fairbanks Daily News-Miner)
 
 
 
Alaskans seriously pissed off after vandals kill famous tree
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(175)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Creator of artificial trees dies at age 72. Will be buried in artificial coffin under grove of fake dogwoods
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(37)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian rubles more protected against counterfeiting than U.S. dollar
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Insect-fighting ring busted. Starship Troopers unavailable for comment
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(75)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Government creates video games for food-stamp recipients. Apparently, milk should be stored in the fridge or, failing that, a cool wet sack
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(80)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Israelis to barbecue outside jail cells of hunger strikers
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(271)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Encyclopedia Brown solves the case of the mystery dog crap in the Connecticut state capital building
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(63)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Annoyed commuter starts own train service
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pakistan: Bin Laden trail is still cold, chances of finding him are slim until at least late October
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(256)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Comcast mistakenly broadcasts porn instead of Red Sox game
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(148)
 
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Carolina Marconi (not safe for work)
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(77)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
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In a strike of reality TV comedy gold, it is discovered that John Gotti's family was videotaped while they visited him in the can. The Smoking Gun is there
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(106)
 
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Gallery of blogger babes (as far as we know). (Not safe for work)
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(92)
 
(Pandagon)
 
 
 
Amusing first-hand account of alleged Arab terrorists by uber-sensitive passenger. Confirmed evidence of terrorists: Overstuffed McDonald's bag and Z-shaped seating pattern
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(337)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey TotalFarkers: You can now sponsor TF subscriptions for other Fark-liters via the TF signup page (see link) -- Drew
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Olympic opening ceremony fireworks set fire to local park
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(32)
 
(Some Findlaw)
 
 
 
Archaeologist finds cave in Israel linked to John the Baptist. Skeptics doubt veracity of claim, as "Clapton is Yahweh" graffiti appears on cave walls
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(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Soon, it will no longer be necessary for European tourists to translate the phrase, "My hovercraft is full of eels"
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(61)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Nude photo shoot draws almost 2,000 to abandoned train station
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reuters figures out why we're all watching beach volleyball
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(128)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Angry midget robbing Houston rail riders
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(51)
 
(eagerbeaver)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eager man playing with his even more eager dog
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(124)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Take a cow to Dairy Queen next week and get a free drink
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(38)
 
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NewsFlash
 
Spitz's record of seven gold medals, worst mustache, still safe
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(156)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Satan's minions print Nebraska newspaper backward. Your paper-fetching dog wants a pentagram
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(66)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Donkey cart beats Porsche in road race. Need for horsepower questioned
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. tanks approach shrine. Overweight old men in funny hats seen scrambling away in go-karts
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(372)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Air France told a woman with no limbs that a "torso cannot possibly fly on its own." Obviously did not believe that a "torso" can still sue them back to the Stone Age
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(183)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
In addition to being crappy, AM radio may cause leukemia
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(79)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Wales publishes guide for asylum seekers, in Welsh
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(47)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pathologists mix up two dead bodies, but persuade relatives that humans change after death
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(21)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fine for rude gesture: $162. Giving said gesture while crossing finish line and winning medal: Priceless
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(115)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Pack this bad boy next to your grenade-shaped deodorant and your gun-shaped novelty toothbrush to guarantee lengthy delays at every airport on the planet
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(52)
 
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Ornate bowling ball missing. "(Jim) always liked to see the yard look nice"
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
British film crew finds last American defector still living in North Korea. Army private crossed over in 1962 says he's "glad he did it"
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(200)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Jersey: Where the weak are killed and eaten, and the homosexual, adulterous governor gets a bump in the polls
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(146)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chavez claims victory in recall vote or coup attempt or whatever it is today
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(155)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
I'm the hump
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(87)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
Boobies
 
The Bush Administration's employment record, explained in a way even farkers can understand (not safe for work)
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(590)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Royal chair = £250. Royal curtains = £200. Royal painting ruined by policeman falling off Royal chair = Priceless
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this punk splitting with your frisbee
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(93)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ancient Indian math shortcuts help modern students
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(123)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Miller cans honor rockers like Bon Jovi and Def Leppard, but not like Chuck Berry or James Brown
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(129)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Liechtenstein prince hands throne to his son -- world power balance badly shaken
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(59)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mary Kate and Ashley to have $7.5 million "dorm room," complete with Bob Saget DVD's and a toilet to throw up into
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(116)
 
(glamsham.com)
 
 
 
Daler Mehndi is BACK. King of Bhangra rides again on his soon-to-be-released album, "Shaa Ra Ra Ra"
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(57)
 
(NY Post)
 
 
 
NYC skateboarder falls onto red-hot manhole cover -- now she has "CON ED" branded on her bottom
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(204)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Spear guns aren't just for fishing anymore
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(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cold weather slowing down the wooly adelgid. Here comes the science
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