If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.
These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
(Headline T-Shirts are still available for archive links.)
Sun August 15, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One hundred sci-fi books you must read
source: listsofbests.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(515)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The other Hilton, in desperate plea for attention, pulls a Britney
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Stompn_tom)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's kid
source: mts.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(msn.com)
 
 
 
Why older men go for younger women
source: msn.match.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(336)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
London policemen suspended for taking sexual graft from porn stars
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Man steals twist ties from grocery store. Jailarity ensues
source: bismarcktribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Start making your list for Santa early. Photoshop things you might find in the Fark toy catalog. Link goes to GIS for "Sears catalog"
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(236)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Scientists think maybe Subway diet created to make money. Consumers shocked
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. basketball team continues their unabated suckage as they get their asses handed to them by Puerto Rico. Upcoming opponents Outer Mongolia, Little Sisters of Mercy said to like their chances
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(334)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police consult notorious killers to identify potential murderers before they commit crimes. Precogs surrender
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Sharing a crack pipe with your five-year-old is no way to bond
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stonehenge under attack from small furry creatures. Druids research "Scold badgers" spell
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Stones drummer Charley Watts treated for cancer. Keith Richards treated for walking death
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which is easier to quit? Cigarettes or chew (dip)?
source: smokeaway.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(259)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Scientists prove once and for all that rats will brave pain to become cokeheads. Your rat wants a straw
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Sun Herald.com)
 
 
 
Biometrics creeping into everyday life. Your dog wants a retinal scan
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado water wars heating up as big cities take up all the water from the mountains, leaving mountain residents dry
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She may be a blond bombshell, but Mattell has stopped plans on "suicide bomber Barbie"
source: thespoof.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
So what's behind the naming of hurricanes, besides the fact that saying "Hurricane No. 4 rips through Florida" doesn't have much pizzaz
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Famous Suicide Race ends with no official winner, three losers
source: omakchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Smoking marijuana eliminates brain tumors as well as Dorritos
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Millions of Australians cannot wait to lick Ian Thorpe. He'll be the first athelete featured on Australia Post's Gold Medallists Stamps
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Charley took scientists by surprise. Radar apparently confused with "Pong" with massive green circle for dot
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(A Wigged-Out Window Cleaner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this odd little window
source: maj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ten free things to do in Las Vegas
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
New computer games test your ability to put away groceries
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(WQAD-8)
 
 
 
Chicago suburb tickets adults for sobriety, sends them to court
source: wqad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major religions of the world ranked by number of adherents
source: adherents.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(385)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher asks students to masturbate so class can examine sperm under microscope. Here comes the science. Literally
source: 123bharath.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Inventor, released from jail only hours earlier, tests modified tramsmission by getting in high-speed chase with cops. Returns to jail at even higher speed
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
It's Cleavage Week at The Sun
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten very good reasons to vote for President George W. Bush
source: othercrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(682)
 
(Herald Express)
 
 
 
Drug dealers who bragged they'd never be caught are jailed for 30 years
source: thisissouthdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 


Sat August 14, 2004
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg served seven-year-old lawsuit onstage
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Mirror.co UK)
 
 
 
Two killers hiding in Sherwood Forest. Sheriff of Nottingham on the lookout for Robin Hood & Little John
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Avril Lavigne daring a photographer to bite her foot
source: bmgkepek.uw.hu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian youths meeting at Hooters. "It's something Jesus would've done"
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian highway crew using toilet paper to fill cracks in the highway. Your bum threatens work stoppage
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Small, local phone company trying to charge cellular providers for dialing home phone numbers
source: kcrg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to stop tricking women into kicking him in the balls
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Edinburgh traffic wardens get DNA kits to track down people who spit on them
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Top 10 U.S. catastrophes of all time
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana teens can get their own calfs through September 15
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Hudson Valley News)
 
 
 
Man awakened by two intruders who stab him in the buttocks and flee
source: midhudsonnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Convenience store robbery foiled when the triggerman makes it back to the getaway car to find the doors locked and his accomplices having sex in the front seat (last item)
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fraternal twin gives birth to two sets of identical twins on her birthday
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(UGO)
 
 
 
The Top 11 G.I. Joe Villans ever. Knowing this is half the battle
source: ugo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some guy water skiing in North Dakota
source: rit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Police stand behind decision to prosecute motorist arrested for driving through puddle, splashing officer
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hurricane Charley leaves massive destruction in Florida; makes second landfall in South Carolina (w/ pics)
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(248)
 
(news12.com)
 
 
 
Man being chased by cops drives into lake, manages to fire up his crack pipe before nearly drowning
source: news12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man who got into physics after blowing up his room as a kid wins Physicist of the Year award
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Power station given permission to burn cow fat to generate electricity. PETA surrenders
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Nissan can't figure out how brand-new cars are arriving scratched up. Discover assembly workers wearing too much bling-bling
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Former Alaskan)
 
 
 
Some guy tells another guy that his "rod is blessed." Grunting ensues. Followed by elation
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(StamfordAdvocate)
 
 
 
Disgruntled, drunken school electrician figures best way to beg supervisor for his job is to whip out Colt AR-15 assault rifle. Supervisor beatdown ensues
source: stamfordadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
U.S. pulling 100,000 troops out of Europe and Asia
source: spacewar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(498)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Protesters ask grocers across Detroit to pull their pickles
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Taiwan puts thumb to nose, wiggles fingers at China during largest ever military air show. Surprisingly, analysts say the balance of power favors Taiwan
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some NBC website)
 
 
 
Five-year-old gets on wrong schoolbus, driver doesn't care. Orders her off five miles from home
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
The final battle : Ronald vs. Hamburglar
source: images.google.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today's frivolous lawsuit brought to you by a kid who stuck his head out the school bus window and hit a tree
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some Ass-Kickin' Gal)
 
 
 
Man with knife threatens to attack woman who has extensive self-defense training. Hilarity ensues
source: new.edp24.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite all his rage, he still can't grow hair in his cage
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Blueserker)
 
 
 
A hard-drive in your teeth. Next up: A floppy in your pants
source: blueserker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Truck drivers hit by fast-moving rock they thought was a meteorite
source: mtstandard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(AVN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Boobies links. New hotness: Cell porn
source: avn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Boston officials using beetles to control weed infestation. Future plans include releasing lizards to control beetles; Chinese needle snakes to control lizards
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. Laverne & Shirley get stars on Walk of Fame
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Demi Moore wants to fix her saggy.... knees (with Demi pic hotness)
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gas prices in Australia equal Coca-Cola, approaching bottled water, and soon will reach red alert beer levels
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man tries to impress girlfriend by burning rolled-up clothing laid out to spell "Happy Birthday." Fire department unimpressed
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State Senate leader's Shih Tzu leaves surprise in capitol committee room. Senator initially blamed hourly employee's seeing eye dog
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Third-generation hangman called out of retirement to do one more job. Waxes rope with soap and ripe bananas
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NYC elevator operator finds cure for gravity
source: cnn.netscape.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mutant ants take over Melbourne, Australia. Steve Irwin to command counter-attack
source: cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NationalGeographic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hot air ballooning. New hotness: Tying a few dozen helium balloons to a lawn chair
source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
After Wiccan woman wins case to not be discriminated against in town meetings, her cat is gutted and killed, her house vandalized, and she is snubbed by the community... all in the name of Jesus
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(567)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Children throw rocks at beehives. Bees get angry
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Jenny finally gets her 867 5309 license number
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Go-Go)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kickass rock band
source: deerhoof.killrockstars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Pennlive.com)
 
 
 
Massive water-main break in Philadelphia. Floods 10 square blocks
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burglars grab Marie Antoinette's jewels. Marie Antoinette's head unavailable for comment
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 


Fri August 13, 2004
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Limbless woman sues airline. Legal experts say she doesn't have a leg to stand on
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(UGO)
 
 
 
Top 11 vampire flicks of the 1980s. Both Coreys surrender
source: ugo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Some Flyboy)
 
 
 
British Defense Ministry outfits new warplane with unarmed weapon in order to save money
source: iccoventry.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dickie V. stays wired year-round, lists his picks for the impending college basketball season. Duke sucks
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teach your children the evils of liberalism now with the book "Help. Mom. There Are Liberals Under My Bed"
source: shop.wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(543)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Google forgets to trademark Gmail. Hilarity ensues
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Italian Americans object to De Niro's Italian citizenship offer, stating his portrayal of Italian mobsters (like Jimmy Conway) give them a bad rep
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The science of geysers
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
Man jailed for stealing bread recipes
source: newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Michael Moore gets himself on the CIA shitlist
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(630)
 
(Some Left-Handed Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Left-Handers Day to all you devil-pawed Farkers out there
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man's life is saved because a dog crapped on a rug
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Homeless man chases down and receives a beating from purse snatcher; recovers and returns the purse
source: delcotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
University of Florida cheerleading coach fired for allowing cheerleaders to wear "Top 10 Reasons to Cheer Naked" t-shirts. Thousands of Farkers flood the athletic department with resumes
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(E Online)
 
 
 
Craig Kilborn steps down as host of the Late Late Show
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(340)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
As Homeland Security prepares to unveil a dog as a mascot, photoshop some unlikely mascots for other government agencies
source: theolympian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(SFX db)
 
 
 
Using only sound effects and music, describe your last sexual adventure. Difficulty: No vocals or moaning
source: wavcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen fails to buy gun factory, but benefits from bidding the price up because he owns 90 percent of the claims against the company
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(354)
 
(MosNews.com)
 
 
 
This week's "Suicide jumpers whose fall was broken by some poor sod" story brought to you by Moscow, Russia
source: mosnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
NOAA upgrades Hurricane Charley to Category 4, minutes after upgrading to Category 3
source: weather.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(863)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
NBA star Allen Iverson has received 65 parking tickets since since 2001 and still owes more than $1700. When asked for comment, Iverson responded, "Parking tickets? We're talking about parking tickets?"
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(aopa.org)
 
 
 
NBC news asshats punk'd by alert airport employees while trying to generate a fake sensational "expose." In other news, the embarrassing incident is hard to find on major news sites
source: aopa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
The Mother Teresa of hedgehogs (with pics)
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Catholic Church invalidates eight-year-old's First Communion because the celiac sprue disease sufferer ate a wheat-free host
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(651)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fourteen women and several children force their way into courtroom, stab rape suspect to death and escape in what police suspect was a premeditated attack
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's wife for her birthday today
source: javelindirect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uniformed marine not allowed to board Greyhound bus. Jane Fonda wins
source: fox21.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(469)
 
(bowzer)
 
 
 
Sha Na Na is currently: ALIVE
source: shanana.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company invents real beer goggles. Farkers argue hotness factor of bar chicks
source: fatalvision.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Why witches, Jesus and the Knights Templar spell bad luck for you today
source: science.howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen somehow manages to crush a van with his private plane. With pic
source: english.chosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mattel launches presidential campaign for Barbie to encourage "girl power." In related news, Susan B. Anthony's body is spinning in its grave so fast you could connect a turbine to it and power a Las Vegas casino
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Julia Child, noted TV cook, has died
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(220)
 
(Weather)
 
 
 
Hurricane Charley discussion thread
source: wunderground.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(533)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Armed men rob Jelly Belly factory
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Dungeon Master)
 
 
 
Theme: Dungeons & Dragons in real life. (Link goes to official website for inspiration)
source: wizards.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(QSR)
 
 
 
The top 50 fastfood joints ranked by sales. Otherwise known as the most predictable gold, silver and bronze medal winners ever
source: qsrmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(377)
 
(Daily Times (PK))
 
 
 
India rethinking its moon-landing plan after realizing it's really, really complicated and costs a lot of money
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart pharmacist mistakenly gives out estrogen instead of testosterone. Elderly man's cups now runneth over
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Louisiana representative caught with pants down in park restroom; thought ranger was George Michael
source: ktbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Hundreds of hypodermic needles wash ashore in Seattle. Your salmon wants smack
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Retiring teacher's legacy: A 30-year-old Twinkie
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
Malaysian farmer discovers super sticking power
source: thestar.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rabbit with its ass on fire runs into barn, burns it down. With great pic of Elmer Fudd
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dipstick carjacker can't drive stick shift. Jailarity ensues
source: spokesmanreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bored with screwing in light bulbs, Polish robbers steal a bridge
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Revenge is sweet, but payback is a motherfarker
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Texasaurus at his first gig in New York City
source: home1.gte.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: hipster jeans. New and improved: backless g-string. Pics included (possibly nsfw)
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(200)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colin Powell (the Cat) to meet with Colin Powell (the Secretary of State)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 


Thu August 12, 2004
(amarillo.com)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut workers compete in pizzalympics, complete with written test
source: amarillo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(zug.com)
 
 
 
The Penis Prank. With fascinating graphs, charts, and photos of pork products. (Psst, Drew, don't delete this one)
source: zug.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
L.A. Clippers owner can pay $500 for sex all around his office, but can't spend a dime on good players. (Page 5 of deposition. Look through it for more cringeworthy stuff)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Chinese company requiring new hires in sales department to beg in the street as part of their training
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(KFOR)
 
 
 
Brick layer spells out "OU" in the bricks of Oklahoma State's stadium
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton for mayor. Of St. Louis
source: rftstl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Painter: "Stop picking on me or I'll light this paint thinner inside the truck." Other painter: "Like this?" Paint thinner: "Fwoosh"
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teenager who caused the Blaster worm pleads guilty (with oh-so-sexy pic)
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(WNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
New Jersey Governor to resign. Will not get security deposit back because the whole state smells funny
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(589)
 
(Some Cleric)
 
 
 
Najaf's governor has okayed operations around the Imam Ali Shrine where Muqtada Al Sadr and his militia are hold up. Photoshop what the future holds for the crazy cleric. Link goes to GIS for Muqtada Al Sadr
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Here's a holiday we can all get behind: August is "National Anal Sex Month"
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(308)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German clown's pet camel killed by train
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Pole dancing is new fitness rage
source: icuxbridge.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(U.S. News)
 
 
 
Tech companies want more female geeks. Dateless trekkies rejoice
source: usnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(WKRN-Nashville)
 
 
 
Not content with scaring the bejesus out of Capitol Hill, Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher is doing loop-the-loops in Chilean military aircraft
source: wkrn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Photographer In Denmark)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies from Denmark. Not safe for work, by god
source: fotodesign-beumler.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
BD-ROM plans to make all your DVDs obsolete
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
No foul play suspected in case of decomposed body. Turns out it was just your average naturally decomposed body
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaskan woman "snags the bottom of the ocean," dredges up 300-pound halibut. Lew Zealand reportedly disappointed that she decided to fillet it
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(WPBF)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL attacked by shark with laser
source: thewpbfchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
English Olympic team's swimsuits became transparent when wet
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
California gay marriages annulled. No word yet on who gets curtains, china
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1590)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Navy to bomb Florida this week
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Flood warning system test delayed by heavy rains
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Reputable news source picks up "Siberian scientist find spacecraft" story. Behold the power of Fark
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Latest sport from Italy: hamster tossing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Family moved across country six weeks ago, still waiting for moving truck with their furniture to arrive. Moving company promises it'll be there any day
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Kids play soccer with a grenade
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Quick-thinking police save suicide jumper by whipping out pants belts, hauling her to safety (with CCTV photo montage)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paper, plastic or cow flop?
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Oyster gonad full of goodness. This Farker is getting himself a giant shell and heading for a rockpool
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Boaters on a lake north of Charlotte are causing interstate traffic jams by going naked near the I-77 bridge. So far, police haven't been able to spot the offenders
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mother anxiously waits for son to emerge from 41-day coma. After awakening, son tells Mom to fark off
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop other things taught by the California Alternative School
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Devers to replace Edwards in race. Kerry has not commented
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Danish health authorities ban Kellogs breakfast cereals, apparently just a little too enriched with goodness
source: thescotsman.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(WSNV)
 
 
 
Woman -- all 600 pounds of her -- surgically removed from her couch
source: wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(495)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother nature sends double dose of hurricane love to Florida
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(345)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
TN students get class credit for talking to really high, spaced-out juggler
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Teenage golfers approached by armed man who crosses 12th hole, demands golf clubs or else. Carl Spackler offers to sever tendons in revenge
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diamonds are a girl's best friend -- however, gold shouldn't be overlooked
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Porn director gets beatdown for failing to pay star $122. In other news, people will act in pr0n films for $122
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(WineSpectator.com)
 
 
 
This just in from the folks at Wine Spectator: Some scientists believe humans evolved to enjoy alcohol
source: winespectator.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Last sign that summer is here finally arrives as Ken Griffey announces he will miss the rest of the season
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When the judge starts crying, you know you're going to jail for a really really long time
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bear breaks into former brewery, chugs barrels full of fermented fruit waste. Your bear wants aspirin and a glass of water
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Car tries to ditch driver and make a break for it when cops show up. Goes to federal impound-you-in-the-ass prison instead
source: mauinews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(KXAN)
 
 
 
Former sheriff arrested twice in 24 hours. Can't get enough of jailhouse food
source: kxan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh police make carjacking victim pay $145 dollars before letting him take his car out of impound lot
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create evidence of a visitation by intelligent life
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
What do Chevy Chase, Joan Rivers and Susan Lucci all have in common? Screeners at Laguardia and Kennedy airports helped lighten their bags
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Step 1: Make some crop circles. Step 2: Bring in tons of tourists. Step 3: Profit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wal-Mart, Toys 'R' Us considering getting out of the toy business. Will bounce back as Pencils in a Tin Cup 'R' Us
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Man patents the beer-drinker's belt
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists discover gene treatment that eliminates procrastination. Treatment deemed pointless because those who need it the most would never get around to signing up for it
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(WAFF.com)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old kid with pistol-shaped cologne bottle: 0, Alabama police: 1
source: waff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Court rules forgiveness sex is legal. Woman who had sex with her adulterous husband after discovering his infidelity "forgave" him by sleeping with him
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Five nuns take off down the Ohio River on a historical re-enactment. Apparently their laptop, weather monitor and GPS are also part of the re-enactment
source: wave3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Wed August 11, 2004
(USA Today)
 
 
 
State trooper and his wife sue over "right to view exotic dancers"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(NewsTodayNet)
 
 
 
Show someone you care. Give them a bouquet of vegetables
source: newstodaynet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(THC)
 
 
 
Hop on a grain of rice. With video goodness
source: thehawaiichannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An amateur ghostbusting kit for homeowners who suspect their home might be haunted is being tested prior to possible full-scale production. Your dog wants Winston Zeddemore's autograph
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman thrown overboard for refusing to share her breast milk
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oregon radio producer splices Shaq's quotes together to say that a jury would have to include Ludacris, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre for Kobe to be found innocent. Then he sent out a news release. What could possibly go wrong?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nevermind the the impending doom of La Palma -- look out for giant meteors tonight
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
If you're roaming topless around a government building, the best way to escape is to put your top back on, calmly walk ouside and get on a bus
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cincinnati's Adam Dunn hits homer into Ohio River, which is in Kentucky. First homer in MLB history known to have crossed state line
source: reds.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Brits tell Picairn islanders to hand in their guns, use conch shells to settle drunken domestic disputes instead
source: theadvertiser.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's friend at the American Idol auditions in Cleveland. (He didn't make the first cut)
source: us.ent4.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Philippinos: Please stop mad-dogging your president
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Local strippers unsure of what ban on "cleavage of the nates of the human buttocks" means
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(All Hip Hop)
 
 
 
Nelly offers P.I.M.P. scholarship, saying it's an acronym for "positive intellectual motivated person." Girls can try for "Collegian Readily ACquiring Knowledge With HOnorable Respectable Education" fund
source: allhiphop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Sharp releases 3D monitor. Booble.com now worlds most popular website
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Heroic wife convinces husband to quit job, become pro fisherman. Bonus cool points: The article was written by Michael Bolton
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texan men wearing skirts... They come in camouflage to help with going commando
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gene-blocking therapy turns lazy monkeys into workaholics; poop flinging up 50%
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And the winner of the "Sexiest sci-fi babe in the history of civilization" award goes to...
source: entertainment.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(415)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ice-cream man Mr. Ding-a-Ling arrested for molestation. Gee, Mr. Ding-a-Ling, you say. We didn't see that one coming
source: fox23news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(KVBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Semi rollover" story courtesy of Las Vegas. Bacon is served
source: kvbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New anti-forgery method: turning your signature into a 3D hologram
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(East African Standard)
 
 
 
Man charged with "having carnal knowledge of a goat against the order of nature" Jim Breuer starts taking applications for bodyguards
source: eastandard.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
US jets attack Iraqi cemetery. Thousands found dead
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(325)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Is Naomi Campbell going to have to slap a biatch?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Volcano could send tidal wave crashing into the U.S. Tom Hanks, Pierce Brosnan are our only hope
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stuffed coyote stolen from park. Police baffled by note which reads, "Beep beep"
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man fires BB gun at live bullet casing. Hilarity ensues
source: newarkadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Bible)
 
 
 
Co-workers keep adding scripture quotes to their emails. Suggest some that can be used to get back at them
source: bible.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(672)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
You may be hot for the bunny, but why it's not funny to get your honey where you make your money
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Lucas protests against modifying classic movies. In other news: George Lucas to release modified classic Star Wars movies on DVD this fall
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(254)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What songs do you love, but will never admit publicly?
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1321)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shuttlecock
source: img.groundspeak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Billionaires for Bush has a book party in NYC next Wednesday. All farkers invited; free booze
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Daily Terror)
 
 
 
We doen't need no steenking asteroid. And that *|* for a tidal wave. We have a great caldera. (Super volcano, that is)
source: earthside.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Other shoppers heard a lot of moaning and groaning and then stared at us when we came out looking very red-faced", Kirsten Dunst admitted
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britain to allow human embryo cloning. Master race of Tony Blairs in the works
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Outkast's Andre 3000 named world's best dressed man
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thief's swordsmanship no match for police marksmanship
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Online sports book taking bets on which country will be the first to have an athlete flunk a drug test at the Olympics. USA is easy money at 15-to-1 odds
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "American Pie 4," featuring Stiffler's brother going to band camp
source: defamer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fake Ringo leaves trail of American dumbasses in his wake before being revealed as too fat (pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Salina Journal)
 
 
 
People tend to think "the overweight people live in another state." They live in Kansas
source: saljournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Leader of Turkmenistan, one of the hottest places on earth, decides to build an ice palace on a whim
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man, serving life for rape, wins UK lottery
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys training camp held in town where wearing Cowboys logo can get you arrested
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Gang armed with metal baseball bats go on crime spree in Japan. Microsoft hands thugs beer bottles, encourages them to clink bottles while chanting, "Warriors... come out and experience the best console system on the planeeeee-t"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
It's a mystery why someone put antidepressants in the salad dressing in the Kristiansand County cafeteria
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Today's "160 rabbits found in a filthy house" story brought to you by a Minnesota woman who was arrested in 1999 for having 400 rabbits in her filthy house. With picture of what a rabbit is
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Victim made seven 911 calls before "Xbox killings" occurred
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(451)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man, accused of groping an actress, uses the "I'm too drunk to remember if I fondled the waxwork corpse" defense. Judge not amused
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
NW Arkansas Fark Party. Okay, fine. Oklahoma and Missouri too
source: ipa.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Romanian man wants to sell his penis. It's 33 years old, presumably has low mileage, is a perfect conversation piece or even an hors d'oeuvres at a Philippine dance
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Burglary suspect evades police by drowning himself in lake
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Manhattan is home to countless homeless and hungry people and one "Meow Mix Cafe," where people can take their cats out to eat with them
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Anti-tank missile found at Georgia home
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tick, tick, tick, tick... Tonight on 60 minutes, Mike Wallace is arrested for arguing with a parking inspector and Andy Rooney laughs his ass off
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(KLTV)
 
 
 
Highway billboard reads: "I need a liver; help save my life"
source: kltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some PSer)
 
 
 
In honor of Keira Knightly's movie poster "enhancement," "enhance" some other movie posters
source: img24.exs.cx   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(US Newswire)
 
 
 
Shell to close their most profitable refinery to artifically drive up gas prices
source: releases.usnewswire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Asian Sex Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark Party. Bangkok, Thailand. See details on link. Links to ASG site with party details
source: asiansexgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Extremely hungry burglar arrested after breaking into a house and eating a box of Creamsicles, six shrimp kabobs, 12 mini corndogs, half a container of lunch meat, two juices, one glass of milk, 12 chunks of cookie dough and several handfuls of M&Ms
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bank's 28-percent profit increase means customers will receive "better service from more engaged people"
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Monkeys escape cages at research center, go apesh*t
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Perseid meteor shower tonight
source: quote.bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Moran claims his unique "scratch signature" on a lottery ticket he threw away proves he deserves the $4 million, not the store clerk who found the ticket in the trash
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Both political sides completely confident of a victory in Venezuela. Bush and Kerry supporters jealous of (a) candidates with a difference, and (b) touch-screen voting machines
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists find giant ant colony stretching 100km across Melbourne. I, for one, would like to welcome our giant ant overlords
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda plans major assassination "at the screwdriver level." No word on who's bringing the vodka and orange juice
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(314)
 
(That Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The most beautiful brunette ever, Carla Alapont (NSFW)
source: anycities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Thieves set up fake drop box for bank deposits, have victims deliver money to be stolen
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When hanging a homophobic banner at a baseball game, don't be surprised if it gets taken away and you get ejected by security
source: repentamerica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(587)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Dutch coffee ad shows bikini models slurping "lines" of cappucino
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who survived drive-by shooting unscathed just months ago not as lucky the second time
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to increase business, hairdresser poses as crucified Jesus in front of salon
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Men engage in "sword fight" using 2x4s inside Home Depot
source: thedailyjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 


Tue August 10, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bungee jumper
source: corvetteclips.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifty-five percent of high school students think they will see a draft in the near future
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(469)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you're an adult "dating" a fifth grader, remind her not to talk about your sexual escapades in her diary
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landslide in Japan, with video
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(The Other Paper)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh organization offering to vote for Bush in "exchange for getting laid, or at least getting some play"
source: theotherpaper.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(wistv.com)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault and battery with intent to kill. Weapon of choice -- boiling water
source: wistv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Fan asks British rock band to autograph his grandma's dead dog... and they did, on it's balls. You dog wants a scribbled-on scrotum?
source: examiner.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
England's soccer coach phones ex-lover to thank her for telling press he was great in bed
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Big man washed through a drainage ditch, a four-foot-wide pipe, two creeks and eventually down the Missouri River
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Two teens blowing up mailboxes with commercial-grade fireworks experience karma
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "obvious results" survey: Experienced surgeons are better
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Sooner)
 
 
 
Say a prayer for a fellow farker and his father. Father was victim of murder last night
source: channeloklahoma.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(593)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
First sign that you might not have won an actual radio contest: to claim your prize, you have to go to the person's house and remove your clothes
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man dies after neighbor would not shut off his Twisted Sister CD
source: the.honoluluadvertiser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eight thousand Swedish chickens cross road to escape slaughterhouse
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
In other weird Tennessee news, politician's traffic ticket dropped. He then tries to get it re-opened to pay it, proving once again honesty is the best cheap publicity
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG is there with the documents of "Jane Doe" vs. Kobe Bryant
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sues for beard discrimination
source: interestalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
House owner orders halt to filming on latest Natalie Portman flick after discovering that a cast/crew member left a 100-percent organic Toblerone in her bathtub
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(GIS)
 
 
 
In honor of National Mustard Day, show some unusual locations for Mustard Man to celebrate
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(WTOC TV)
 
 
 
Fans dial number in Alicia Keys' song "Diary," expecting to reach her. Instead get J. D. Turner of Statesboro, GA
source: wtoctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"While the [FCC] did not say that a 'dry hump' is always within the bounds of the commission's rules on broadcast propriety..."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Your desk is 400 times dirtier than your toilet, 500 if you count the "sticky spot" on the underside
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kobe's accuser wants money, files civil lawsuit
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(305)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys write letter to fired QB Quincy Carter, asking if they can have some of their money back. Laughter reportedly heard as far away as Oklahoma
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man weighing 1100 pounds has lost 321 pounds in eight weeks, still needs a rag on a stick to wash himself
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Response from producers of "beheading" video. Summary: Media pants down
source: videohoax.ctyme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
Fapping in a mall parking lot is not a good way to meet women
source: pottsmerc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help the Worm Shack get troops in Iraq some decent fishing gear
source: tacklefortroops.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Empire State Building to honor the late Fay Wray. Plan to push giant monkey off top floor
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
New video from Rammstein: Rock star performs oral sex on angel and kills him
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Radio station's prank on IHOP will cost Clear Channel $24,009.18, before tip
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Farmed salmon more fire-resistant than wild fish. Flaming fish alert raised to orange
source: vancouver.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(The Fed)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fed raises interest rate by a quarter of a point. Pretend you understand the previous sentence
source: federalreserve.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
NBA players on U.S. Olympic basketball team will stay on Queen Mary 2. Other athletes stuck in Olympic Village
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(NBC10.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey shore boardwalk game lets people shoot Iraqis with paintball guns just for kicks
source: nbc10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New outfit bought to look good at local dance: $25. Admission to dance: $5. Stepping on woman's foot while dancing and being canibalized for it: Priceless
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cat breaks loose in airplane, attacks pilot. Two years from now, a commission will study this incident
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Traffic stopped on interstate for 20 minutes so Dick Cheney can attend a fund-raiser
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge forced to call recess as drunk lawyer puts on sunglasses, giggles, claps hands and drums on desk, then goes outside and poses as "The Thinker"
source: nylawyer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Romanian police to ban ladies over 60 from sunbathing topless because it scares tourists
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New nightclub technology will fling women's bathroom door open in 60 seconds to prevent selfish, gossipy, self-centered activity
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(385)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NASA's new 500-terabyte super computer to be ready in time for Half-Life 2
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The Tunguska meteorite flight culminated in the powerful blast up to 40 Mt of trotyl equivalent
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Drunk driver pulls up next to police cruiser and asks officer to arrest him. Officer immediately calls for backup: "It just wasn't natural"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Nobody making money off of DVD players. Time for a new standard
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
House candidate says that the migration of militant gays from Miami has made it impossible for him to play pool
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three Miami House Republicans to unveil link between Heinz Foundation and Fidel Castro at 1:30pm EST
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(608)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
At Harrod's, there's only 137 shopping days left 'til Christmas
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The good news: it wasn't a bomb. The bad news: it's not a typewriter anymore, either
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New poll says Schwarzenegger has broad support, which is surprising considering that chicks usually don't like to be called broads
source: thestate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis" set to begin filming at Chernobyl. You thought zombies were bad -- wait until you see radioactive zombies
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Olympic mascots mercilessly ridiculed as "animated condoms" and "mutants from a nuclear meltdown"
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New development in Chicago sewage dumping: Dave Matthews Band wanted for questioning
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Town cancels cooter festival because some people think "cooter" is a dirty word
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(CanadaEast)
 
 
 
DVD colorization of classic Three Stooges shorts causes intense debate, poked eyeballs, angry woo-woo-wooing from purists
source: canadaeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic Playboy coming featuring Amy Acuff
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Porter Goss nominated to run the CIA. Weirder name could not be found at this time
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reveal the purpose of this device
source: modelsplusinc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man claims single atom of plutonium at center of brain automatically makes him "super genius"
source: encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(AirDisaster.com)
 
 
 
Does turbulence bother you while flying? Then don't bother watching this 20-foot crack develop on your 767 while on final approach (pics)
source: airdisaster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Explorers find world's deepest hole. You already submitted this with a better headline
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(TF Sample)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a mostly honest salesman trying to sell a subscription to TotalFark
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Some Guy's Mustache)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon to salute the nearly extinct heterosexual mustache
source: prweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Info About News)
 
 
 
List of recent nuclear accidents in Japan
source: infoaboutnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Thousand-calorie Glasgow sausage dubbed "most dangerous food in Britain"
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(TechWorld)
 
 
 
IBM advises employees not to install Windows update
source: techworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Farmer expelled for giving cows boob jobs
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're at it again: Albany Fark Party, September 18th, 2004 @ The New Madison Grille
source: home.nycap.rr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cat with wings drowned in Russia, avoiding near disaster as it was obviously a minion of Satan. Ozzy Osborne goes into hiding
source: mosnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Info About News)
 
 
 
City officials considering selling ads on trash cans
source: infoaboutnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Clown unable to smile after someone steals his mini, riced-out tow truck (with pic)
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The latest no-lifer craze is "cuddle parties:" strangers wearing pajamas pay $30 to hug each other
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A huge chunk of rock is getting ready to break off one of the Canary Islands, and the resulting tidal wave would likely devastate the U.S. Atlantic Coast. We either need spackle or surf boards
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(214)
 
(Mail & Guardian)
 
 
 
Too late for tinfoil hats, researchers believe a cosmic greeting card could have been left in every human cell
source: mg.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(216)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greek Olympian jumps off balcony after domestic dispute over who gets to play solitaire on the computer. Boyfriend follows suit, both in hospital
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Judge warns two teenage criminals that they'll face a life of ass-pounding if they don't turn their lives around
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 


Mon August 09, 2004
(Archive.org)
 
 
 
The Internet Archive gets DMCA exemption to archive vintage software and games
source: archive.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Where's the Cheat?
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Please photoshop a Farker's coworkers in karate class
source: tamucc.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greek villages' war over whose olive tree is older ends in tie
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Canadian man must pay $200 per month in dog support
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Andre "Bad Debt" Rison to be jailed for not paying child support
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
LaToya Jackson, in a desperate bid to stay in the running for title of strangest Jackson, changes her name to Toy
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Bonds won't stop complaining about the rigors of getting paid millions of dollars to stand around
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greek Olympic baseball players test positive for drugs. It should be pointed out that they were training in Baltimore
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(TribLive)
 
 
 
Speak Klingon? Wear a duct-tape dress to your prom? Get no dates and some money for college
source: pittsburghlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pics that Russian tennis star Anastasia Myskina didn't want you to see (not safe for work)
source: alltennis.boxmail.biz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Language differences cause confusion in Internet communications
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(WEWS)
 
 
 
Frat brothers receive grant to develop their invention: an electric blanket that can keep beer kegs cool without ice
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
AOL Instant Messenger flaw allows hackers access to AIM user's computers when away messages are up. a/s/l plz k thx
source: infoworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(CBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Canadian-born Fay Wray dies at 96. Giant monkey alert raised to orange
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Every time God kills a kitten, they now can make a copy
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Has the reach of Al Qaeda been exaggerated? In other news, Al Qaeda suspected in Team X rocket sabotage
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(174)
 
(Some voter)
 
 
 
Photoshop the ultimate carpetbagger political ad. Difficulty: No Kang, Kodos or Hillary. Link goes to Alan Keyes' website
source: renewamerica.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If your flight was delayed last Thursday at DFW International, go ahead and thank a Polyphonic Spree member and his custom-made microphone that looked like a bomb
source: news.findlaw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Don Johnson ordered to pay $6000 grocery bill. Bag 'em, Dano
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rich people speed more
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(221)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Neighbors say the owner of the helper monkey who attacked a two-year-old in a grocery store isn't really disabled, may be collecting disability payments he doesn't deserve
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
El Niño could strike this year. Typhoons ready to cross picket line
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
High school coach caught in bushes outside hospital taking pictures of topless teen. Couldn't use home for studio because it was packed to the rafters with home-made porn
source: badjocks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Mysterious black buses sought in surprise crap attack on Chicago riverboat
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Capital News)
 
 
 
No one's sure how I am dead, bitch. Rick James autopsy yields more questions than answers
source: capitalnews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
FHM's U.S. Olympic girls (safe for work)
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Team suffers setback in private manned rocket competition when their low-budget entry explodes after launch, ruining all hopes of getting dates
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mariah impersonator works more than Carey does
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman complains Metrocard isn't working. Toll booth operator punches woman in face. Welcome to New York
source: nynewsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare German-language Laurel and Hardy film found
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pics from the Montreal Fark Party
source: homepage.mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The guy who inspired the movie "The Terminal" was paid $300,000 by Spielberg, hasn't spent any of it and still lives in Paris' airport
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gorilla who speaks sign language calls for the dentist
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Halifax Herald)
 
 
 
Fans at Olympics could be booted out for eating, drinking or wearing products from unapproved sponsors
source: halifaxherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "Man cutting off his weener to prove something to his wife" story brought to you by Morocco
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Koopa King)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the classic Nintendo games would have been like had they been owned by Microsoft originally
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nuclear accident in Japan kills four. Godzilla blamed
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BigNewsNet)
 
 
 
High-rise suicide jumper manages to land on man 12 stories below, causing quite a shock to the guy who was just talking to him
source: feeds.bignewsnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare ugly-ass sleestak born at London Zoo (with pic)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget Big Brother: The Zeppelin is watching you
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pigs dive head first from 10-foot platform into water, no persuasion necessary
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
If you have just purchased your own Ren Fest, you'll probably need to contact these guys. Trogdor not included
source: rentapeasant.fsnet.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz has been named "Hollywood's Biggest Heartbreaker"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A day without liberals. Or alternatively, a day without conservatives
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Channel New Asia)
 
 
 
Woman, 72, slashes maid's neck for eating a banana without permission
source: channelnewsasia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Sex offender can live near school for now, judge rules
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Badgers threaten Stonehenge burial sites, mushroom, mushroom
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Villagers try to sell unexploded bombs and grenades as scrap
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Red Sox pitcher Tim Wakefield ties record for most home runs allowed in single game. Still manages to get credit for the win
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook