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Sun August 08, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Bull Milker)
 
 
 
State-wide search launched to find owner of bull semen
source: victorharbor.yourguide.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finnish drunks getting drunk cheaper in Estonia. Your dog wants a shot of yegger
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bored Finns create another strange contest: Sauna sitting. A bored Finn is a dangerous thing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
It's time for RadiumOne's abusive CEO to go (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Michael Savage)
 
 
 
Descriptions of the 14 major conflicts going on right now between Muslims and their neighbors
source: homestead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(378)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Top skater dies after lamp-post collision
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Help's on the way for bad dates via cell phone
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(thinkharder_homer)
 
 
 
City Jumper: The destroyer of all productivity
source: playaholics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Deustche Welle)
 
 
 
Germany stages world's largest water balloon fight. France surrenders (pic)
source: dw-world.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Farker's kids at Disneyland
source: ethan.smith.home.mindspring.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Congress is getting absolutely nothing done
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Renaissance Festival for sale. Giant turkey legs and buxom wenches not included
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spurred by "Blue reflectors denote the presence of a fire hydrant" -- post trivia or helpful hints you think others might not know
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(988)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Unbelievably great article about the Al-Qaeda plot to disrupt U.S. elections
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(306)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Remnants of plants found underneath Greenland's ice cap quite tasty with light Italian dressing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush catches a fish
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vatican throws a hissy fit at Monica Belluci for posing naked while pregnant in Vanity Fair
source: feeds.bignewsnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Scientists discover prehistoic people ate cereal after finding a cave painting of Snap, Crackle and Pop
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bulls, not content with merely putting people into the hospital, now running into hospitals to get at people
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
5.6% unemployment rate under Clinton = good, 5.5% unemployment under Bush = bad
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(728)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There are good indicators that life used to waltz back and forth between Alaska and Russia all the time
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Kerry with some corn
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(wesh.com)
 
 
 
Arrests made in Florida for the brutal killing of six people over an X-Box
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
California shuts down private school after students complain bookstores don't carry "Death of a Travelling Salesman"
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(Daily News)
 
 
 
Painting company uses sand blaster to remove paint from bridge. Ends up removing it from passing cars, too
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Turf war between cockle gangs strands 140 cockle pickers
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico finds two of its "most wanted" criminals -- in jail
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greg Maddux becomes 22nd pitcher to win 300 games. No parades, talk-show appearances or narcissistic chest-thumping necessary
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
World's tallest stack of Tupperware unveiled in Taipei
source: wcco.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lurch vows to drop ban on "stem cell" research
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(405)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prozac found in British drinking water. Britons are feeling, you know, kinda relaxed and happy about it
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Skycar inventor keeps his dream flying
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Couple tie up ship captain and lock him below deck when he appeared to be trying to sink the yacht they were sailing on
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Topic: Harry Potter meets Tron. Link goes nowhere in particular
source: cinecon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Honolulu Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Strange sea creatures wash up on Hawaiian beaches. With pics
source: starbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Animal-welfare experts put stop to world record for pulling rabbits out of a hat. Not so concerned about the sawing a woman in half record
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Team 4 News)
 
 
 
You know your new rail system probably isn't performing too well after locals start giving it nicknames like "Danger Train," "Wham Bam Tram" and "A Streetcar Named Disaster"
source: team4news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weekend fun, the 2004 version of Litebright
source: hasbro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(thespoof.com)
 
 
 
Gift shop hangs bear trap next to urinal. What could possibly go wrong?
source: thespoof.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Was Einstein right? Probe gets set to measure twists in the space-time fabric
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland plagued by samurais
source: edinburghnews.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(FemaleFirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stiletto heel wins poll as ultimate sex-appeal item
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 


Sat August 07, 2004
(Pasadena Star News)
 
 
 
Fake DMV officials hang out at closed DMV office, collect $20 from unsuspecting motorists, then "fail" them. Romaine lettuce , three for $1 now at Safeway -- just remember to say, "Drew sent me"
source: pasadenastarnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you have a history of seizures that make you "restless and agitated," it's probably best if you don't ride the Sky Glider at the fair
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
"He was walking around buck naked, masturbating and blowing kisses"
source: pottstownmercury.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(some guyuyy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy holding a massive tube sock
source: hoofers.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Colts fan names son "Peyton Manning"
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman, "acting strange," hijacks mail truck, rams it into woods and runs away. Police surprised it's not Margot Kidder
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Beautiful nude women (not safe for work)
source: 89links.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Some Lemonade hater)
 
 
 
The Lemonade Stand game has taken over my workplace
source: bonus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Inmates take over Indian jail. Extra spicy curry blamed
source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uses for flat beer -- this article brought to you for free by one of our farkers
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Handsome tennis player (SFW)
source: tennis.info   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh fines residents for not recycling trash, suddenly realizes that the entire city itself qualifies to be recycled. Brought to you by Iron City Beer for $12.03
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a May, 1973 U.S. News & World Report piece he wrote, McCain complained that his Hanoi captors used Kerry's anti-war speech against POWs
source: freerepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(614)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Doccm9's girlfriend is leaving for law school today. Farkers, have some fun
source: home.nycap.rr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(The UK Mirror)
 
 
 
Town disassembles historic pub to make room for new road, now doesn't have a clue where all the pieces went
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Midair collision between two small planes over New Jersey kills five. Pilots may have been overcome by toxic cloud just after crossing state line
source: kyw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Gas station clerk decides to fix gas pump himself. And by "fix gas pump" I mean "cause massive explosion." This story paid for by the former captain of the Exxon Valdez for $247.89
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Better living through being a lazy-ass layabout. Protestant work ethic surrenders
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what you might expect to see if you were to visit a fellow Fark Photoshopper's home
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Man plants pipe bombs at ex-wife's house, then has second thoughts and calls the police
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Iowa Parole Board denies clemency to inmate who says he killed the wrong man
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fourteenth British coastguards in daring and nailbiting rescue of... a toy plane
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crimes, police in Winnipeg warn they will treat "Hockey Gladiators" event as a criminal investigation if it goes forth
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Latest beheading a hoax: American just brainless, not headless
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man invests $23,000 in lottery "sure thing." Sure enough, he makes a 20 percent return. Here comes the explanation
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maryland courthouse employees hunt ghost seen on security system
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"I've been doing this 27, 29 years and I've never had someone come in and say they have a missing house"
source: 11alive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ex-bunny says Hugh Hefner keeps a group of "slave bunnies" who are required to have sex with him
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Guy sends 3500 angry emails to Tom Brokaw. Many calling him "Kenneth" and asking him what the frequency is
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wackjob Islamic militants behead another American (story was a hoax, see above)
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ex-porn star running for mayor, hopes to present stiff competition to other candidates by fluffing up support from her constitutents
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Robbers check in to Paris Hilton's Hollywood Hills home and take "everything." Well... except her dignity
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha names johns on billboard. Handing out scarlet letters next
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Mid Day)
 
 
 
Cancer patient wins £20.1 million jackpot lottery, Britain's record single winning
source: web.mid-day.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
British speed camera causing divers to crash into each other
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Bronx schoolteacher Gary Coleman convicted of paying for sex with teenage boys
source: nynewsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man freed from car after hanging upside-down in cornfield for 40 hours
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(www.southflorida.com)
 
Weeners
 
Matt Damon wants to make a porn film. Not surprisingly, Ben Affleck to co-star
source: southflorida.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists manage to get salmon to produce trout offspring. Miracle of salmon fishsticks still 10 years away
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Photoshop a horror movie about hippos. (Link goes to story about people being scared by escaped hippos)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why vodka is so good -- brought to you by McDonald's and $36.99 in change
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle memorabilia collection given to a library in the port city where the author once had a medical practice, and also wrote the first two Sherlock Holmes mysteries
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Olympic spy zeppelin under fire for allegedly violating civil rights. This story brought to you by the ACLU for $500.18
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Disrespectful look causes shootout in Houston. Gang telepathy classes enrolling soon
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New deep sea vessel puts the ocean floor within reach. Here comes the science. Brought to you by the fine folks at Tony's garage and $73.12
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(WBEX)
 
 
 
King Arthur star Keira Knightley signs autographs in the nude
source: wbex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russians have abolished welfare
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 


Fri August 06, 2004
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman fired for eating BLT
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(330)
 
(WABC)
 
 
 
County officials get $30,000 grant from an ex-hooker to educate current prostitutes about other ways of life that are open to them
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bull escapes and leads police on a wild chase as it plows through a chainlink fence, a few cars
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New theory says Ireland is the lost island of Atlantis. Apparently, someone got wasted and forgot they parked it next to Britain
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Comedy gold to be left unmined as Bill Clinton rejects offer to appear on SNL
source: cbs2chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Romanians want to ban toplessness for people over 60
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper's snake eats heating pad after deciding rat was too cold
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School names their buses "Cat," "Dog" and other furry animals, then places a sign with that animal's name in the window to make it easier for younger children to recognize their buses
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Dutch teen criminals sentenced to time on a ship
source: edinburghnews.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently licking strangers while they're sleeping on a beach is not a crime in the Netherlands
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Protesting an anti-nudity ordinance, demonstrators engage in a game of naked croquet on the lawn of a municipal building
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 ways to muster up fun for National Mustard Day
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What would the presidential debate sound like if the candidates were teenagers?
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Unhelpful GIS)
 
 
 
The customer is always right, but usually an idiot. Photoshop the signs or notices companies wish they could post for their customers
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(journalstar.com)
 
 
 
Town of 16 residents sells 11,000 cans of beer per day. By the way, they want to open another store
source: journalstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald, GA has anywhere from 10 to 12,000 chickens running loose
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(al jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. may be destroying ancient sites, like Babylon
source: english.aljazeera.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(456)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
UFOs invade Canada. Marvin quoted as saying, "Where's the Kaboom, eh?"
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(KillSomeTime.com)
 
 
 
Never has it been so cool to be a bubble
source: killsometime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sharapova fan walks on court to ask for a date (pics)
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Med student finds a towel in dead woman's body. Guiness surrenders
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
One by one, top daredevil skateboarders fling themselves from nine-story tower, down ski jump-style ramp, soar across a 50-foot gap to the wooden slope below. Oops...
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Student runs for school board. Your kid wants a voice in school politics
source: dailystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rick James found dead, bitch
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(401)
 
(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
Texas state trooper issues ticket to Louisiana sheriff for speeding. Texas judge biatchslaps trooper by imposing $1 fine
source: shreveporttimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Nick Denton)
 
 
 
Drew responds to Wired article (in comments). This link brought to you by Burger King for $26.41
source: nickdenton.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(587)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Sun working to make motherboards obsolete. Tron looking for a new place to live
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's most inept criminal strikes again
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas... including this really huge snake that can stretch across the entire street
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Halliburton may not have been entirely honest with their accounting
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(Some Kang)
 
 
 
Theme: Alien spacecraft are three days away from Earth. Let's clean things up a bit to make them feel welcome
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Redheads get into London Zoo for free. Resident monkeys have a fetish
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ford unveils gas-electric hybrid SUV
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man enjoying "company of an unidentified female" in back of limo gets surprise of his life when wife pulls up in her own limo. Limousine demolition-derby ensues
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian band names itself after Uma Thurman, much to the actress' delight
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man walks into parents' home after shooting himself in rear-end. Says, "Mom, I did something bad."
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Windows update delayed again
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
School applies for liquor license to provide realistic education. Christians cry apocalypse
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Montreal this Friday, 7pm at St. Sulpice. Drew will be there (Drew on the ground now)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
NCAA bans use of alcohol, drugs, sex and gambling during recruiting. Oh, the humanity
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Starbucks sues tavern over their Starbock beer
source: galvnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Irish couple finds wedding ring after losing it while diving in Australia on their honeymoon
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I vant to dlink your blud... vith a nice vaneela flavouring
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brandy sits down and explains herself. Does not explain why she looks like an alien
source: et.tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Some TFette)
 
 
 
Esther the Musician, formerly known as Madonna, set to open Kabbalist Grammer School in NY. Your kids surrender
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
After murdering your grandparents, don't forget to wash to-do list -- "kill, keys, money, jewelry" -- off your arm before the police show up
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Lez" causes mass hysteria at the National Scrabble Championships
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(TheIndyChanel.com)
 
 
 
In what was surely a massively profitable heist, thieves make off with 30,000 Christmas lights and 5,000 feet of extension cord. The Grinch sought for questioning
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(36)
 
(Sun Times)
 
 
 
Church ticketed for loud music during Sunday services
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(101)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Photoshop corporate mascots' untimely deaths. Difficulty: no "/obvious"
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(151)
 
(DailyNews)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dead man given deadline to rise from dead by end of day to end deadlock
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(35)
 
(nyjournalnews.com)
 
 
 
Booze truck overturns, releasing deluge of wine and liquor onto streets of Hawthorne, NY. Henry Earl weeps
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old armed robber settles for candy while owner calls cops
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(53)
 
(Namibian.com)
 
 
 
See Spot run. See Spot bite car thief on the ass. Good boy, Spot
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(31)
 
(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious disease strikes India: Girls faint without cause, only to wake up, start behaving like cats
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(134)
 
(DailyTimes.com)
 
 
 
Woman swallows $800 in cash, one bill at a time, to foil gang of robbers
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(74)
 
(Swiss Post)
 
 
 
Swiss issue postage stamp made from thin slices of wood. German sausage stamp still in development
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(35)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Citizens group upset that Home Depot women are helping customers get wood
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(134)
 


Thu August 05, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man glues hand to girlfriend during prison visit. Hilarity ensues
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meat Puppet earns 21 months in jail after parking-space dispute
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(77)
 
(sohh.com)
 
 
 
Eminem fan slammed with stereo and televizzle ban for playin' "Stan" more than the man can stand
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(94)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Meter reader steals can of pop from home. The crisp, clean taste of jailarity ensues
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this squirrel. Insert John Cleese voice: "I bought this squirrel not half an hour ago from this very boutique..."
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(158)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Bad smell plagues New Castle, White Castle
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(45)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Porn DVDs available in Welsh toilets
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysian postman shatters undelivered mail record previously held by Britain. Performance enhancing drugs suspected
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(28)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bill Gates drops jaws by announcing MIcrosoft plans to buy Nintendo
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(215)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
VH1 premiering "Best Month Ever" on Friday. In development: "Best Fortnight Ever," "Best Eon Ever" and "Best Two Hours at the DMV That Seemed Like Two Days"
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(77)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
John McCain condemns Republican attack ads on Kerry. "They pulled this crap on me"
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(968)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nigerian police arrest 30 witch doctors
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists in England come up with formula for rating scary movies. The winner? The Shining
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(188)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In an unlikely use of a hero tag, FCC moves to prevent spam on your cell phones and PDAs
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(31)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Motorist rather surprised when flying chicken gets stuck in windshield wipers. Police suggestion to turn on wipers to free chicken doesn't work so well
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(60)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson shafts, rolls two hookers. The Smoking Gun is there
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(113)
 
(The Star Online)
 
 
 
Three plead guilty to using an open access point to check email
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(188)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
At-bat music for the players on every team in baseball
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(188)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
With billionaire's help, A&M and UT hope to build world's largest telescope. Students baffle at the union
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After robbing someone, it might not be a good idea stop by a "Night Out Against Crime" street rally, to get a free snack. Jailarity ensues
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(32)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Girl, 7, with service dog suspended from school
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(369)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of Germans support Kerry. This handy political advice provided by the people who brought you the Iron Chancellor, the Weimar Republic and the Nazis
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(984)
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Americans feel safer, regulators will stop revealing nuclear plant safety lapses
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(67)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Britons, no more smiling on your passport photo. And comb your hair, you wanker
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(63)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
La estación de la televisión de Los Ángeles ofrece el nuevo espectáculo de realidad: ¿"quién quiere ganar una carta verde? "
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(160)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you're going to forge checks, make sure you spell "Chase Manhattan" correctly
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(66)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's governor spotted playing beer pong with his daughter and her friends instead of working on the state budget, which is more than four months late
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Geek tattoos
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(131)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Condom dispute goes to federal court so that news writer can hone his puns
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
911 dispatcher falls asleep during an emergency call. In other news, cattle prods now being tested on phone operators
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CIA checking with Hollywood screenwriters for potential terrorist plots. Have added Harold and Kumar to "don't fly" list
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(65)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Veronica goes topless in a new Archie comic, and your chance to vote for an all new 50 Sexiest Cartoon Babes of All Time feature (sfw)
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(205)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple quit smoking for love of pet parrot
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ship goes 20 miles with no crew -- survives waters where many manned ship have sunk
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(47)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Abbott Labs quadruples price of AIDS drug that was developed using taxpayer funded research
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(237)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teacher Mary Kay Letourneau's "victim" seeks to get back together with her
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(153)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Arab man "accidentally" tries to board plane with gun, knife, syringes
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(230)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Reports of men with guns in office building turns out to be lawyers having BB gun fight. Jailarity ensues
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Allen Iverson makes game winning sh*t. Typo or is that what really happened?
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(117)
 
(WCAX)
 
 
 
"Major goat escape disaster" man charged with animal cruelty
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams, after recovering from his pot induced haze, wonders what he was thinking when he announced retirement. Now interested in playing for Oakland instead, even though Miami still owns him
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(132)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP hands Illinois senate nomination to Alan Keyes, from Maryland. Senator Clinton unavailable for comment
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(341)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google may have accidentally issued 23 million issues of unregistered stock
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(58)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Maine wants to start a fat tax. It's really just a ploy to keep the Massholes out. Shhh
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(244)
 
(WTEN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Two men arrested after raid on mosque in Albany. Albany, the other capital of New York
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(315)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In a poll a number of young Britons believe Gandalf defeated the Spanish Armada. Everyone knows it was Sam Gamgee
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(117)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Britain is advertising for someone to be the nation's first court jester since 1649. Must have own outfit (with bells). Bladder on stick provided if required
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police issue their first "pooper scooper" citation to the wife of a judge who refused to pick up after her dog
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(53)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
For the ladies... the boyfriend pillow. Doesn't snore or fart and has "vibrating arm action"
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(179)
 
(Dave Kopel)
 
 
 
Fifty Nine deceits in Fahrenheit 911. Now watch this drive!
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(741)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Freddy vs. Jason, Alien vs. Predator: Match up two movie characters for the next big hit
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(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old boy scared to death by bear. Literally
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(113)
 
(BricktownOKC)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Fark party August 21 at 7pm -- Tapwerks in Bricktown. Mark your calendars, Okies
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(184)
 
(Spacewar.com)
 
 
 
Stressed Israeli soldiers to be treated with cannabis, Cheetos
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(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wheatgrass could bring about world peace
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(76)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Human brains are designed to pick out patterns, but if you think the burn mark on your tortilla is actually the mother of God, you are probably suffering from pareidolia
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(74)
 


Wed August 04, 2004
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge pretends to resign on live TV to end hostage standoff
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone in Iowa by Kerry waiving corn, Bush eats one raw. Bring on the cattle states
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(217)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man who killed five people as part of a bizarre scheme to return Christ to Earth is facing the death penalty
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(113)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Merry jokester gets on PA system of a Carnival Cruise Lines ship at 3:45am to tell 1,000 passengers to "abandon ship." Hilarity ensues
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee congressional candidate supports eugenics, believes some races "unfavored"
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(291)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If your flight is delayed anywhere in the USA, chances are it's O'Hare Airport's fault
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(71)
 
(Some Arborist)
 
 
 
Theme: What if trees ruled the world
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(131)
 
(Wall St. Journal)
 
 
 
eBay crooks getting smarter, or eBay buyers getting dumber
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(82)
 
(Local6)
 
NewsFlash
 
"Tigger" found not guilty of fondling girl after Disney character fondling photos presented in court (with pics, video)
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(254)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Unbeknownst to owner, rooster takes 45-minute ride in undercarriage of car, comes out unscathed. That's one cock with balls of steel
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"It is not a normal or legal thing, anywhere in the country to carry a handgun without a permit while selling ice cream." But apparently, it happens
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(88)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Kids build homemade cannon, take it outside and load it with a steel ball. What could go wrong?
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(118)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Los Angeles rejected proposal to require fortune tellers, psychics to get licenses. Plan wasn't protested because outcome already known
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party Montreal this Friday, 7pm at St. Sulpice. Drew will be there
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(118)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal may be called to testify against Kobe Bryant at his rape trial
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(66)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Team USA continues pathetic display of basketball by beating Germany, who didn't qualify for the olympics, on a buzzer beater
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(94)
 
(Decatur Daily)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a sex shop, don't fill out an employment application beforehand
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(63)
 
(QCTimes)
 
 
 
Police busy protecting Bush and Kerry, thieves busy robbing 3 banks
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(109)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein would like one of those comfortable Swedish prison cells while he's waiting to be granted immunity
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spanish thieves steal three tons of poisoned peppers to garnish the three tons of watermelon they made off with earlier
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(38)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
In what surely must be a violation of the Geneva Convention, Henry Rollins plans to entertain U.S. troops with a "spoken word" performance
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(245)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Donald Duck turns 70 this year and is now getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Still doesn't wear pants
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Annapolis Fark Happy Hour TOMORROW, Thurs. Aug. 5 at 7pm at T.K. Sharky's
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(74)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Study finds Boston is the worst city in America in which to drive. Study cites confusing street layouts, congested highways and Red Sox fans leaping off of bridges
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(185)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The White House gift list for 2003, courtesy of The Smoking Gun
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(186)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Plastic cow stolen, feared drowned
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Cowboys' season now comes down to 83-year-old Vinny Testaverde after Quincy Carter is released following failing a team-administered drug test
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(230)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Jews are returning to Russia from Israel because they are tired of discrimination and lousy job prospects
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(223)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Still upset about Creed breaking up? Worry no more, three members of the band have formed a new band
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(156)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway gets two-headed baby
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant's accuser may drop criminal case
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(296)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Escaped hippos attack Siberian fisherman. No charges filed
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
While stricken with grief over "missing" wife, Peterson ordered hardcore porn
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(259)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Don't have time to correctly dispose of that unexploded ordnance? Just hide it behind some trees
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists have picked the perfect nose. Still no cure for "Nose Goblins"
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(47)
 
(Visa)
 
 
 
Design the new Fark Visa Card. Difficulty: No nuts
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(171)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And lo, the third angel did cometh and accredit a union for Wal-Mart workers in Quebec, and a great evil did spring forth
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(348)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dead zone found in Gulf of Mexico. Will someone please get Mr. Walken a boat?
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(123)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bush to focus his next round of political ads on his achievements. In related news, John Cage to sue Bush Campaign over copyright infringement of his "4 Minutes 33 Seconds of Silence"
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(415)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tesco planning to introduce "anti-tantrum" shopping carts that feature educational games, CD players and DVD players. You kid still wants candy
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(165)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Excuse me honey. I am going to be pruning this tree with a chainsaw while you work in the garden right below me. What could possibly go wrong?
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(149)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
John Kerry featured in latest issue of Sword of Dracula battling vampires in 1960s Vietnam
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(134)
 
(Baseball Prospectus)
 
 
 
Steinbrenner to build new Yankees stadium using other teams' money
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(190)
 
(GMNews)
 
 
 
New residents to former rural area upset that longtime racetrack makes noise
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NY Citicorp building is under such a high threat level that the U.S. government pulls out all stops to protect it. Like sending Laura Bush there
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(109)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By broadcasting F9/11 on Cuban television, Castro may have ruined Michael Moore's chance at getting an Oscar for Best Documentary
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(504)
 
(Furious George)
 
 
 
Monkey kickboxing matches banned in Thailand zoo. Monkey knife fights to continue
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(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists use water pistol to train animals to fear predators
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(28)
 
(al-Bassaleh)
 
 
 
"I Hate Israel" top of the pops in Palestine
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(171)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Media distorts, exaggerates Clemens story
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop an advertisement for the 2004 Olympics from an unlikely sponsor
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(94)
 
(.Net)
 
Video
 
.Net magazine makes a Domokun costume, sends guy around town wearing it
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(56)
 
(WRAL-TV)
 
 
 
Flight diverted to pick up Bush twins
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(386)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pope sets up a new sports department in the Vatican
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(70)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Brits use chocolate to prevent bar brawl
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(58)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man's bail set at $0.12, and other creative rulings from one judge
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(77)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Farker would like unique recipes for cooking ramen (voting enabled)
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(330)
 


Tue August 03, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wanna-be surferettes
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hacking confesses to murder. So it's not just a clever name
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(141)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
President Clinton may host SNL
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(232)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Saudi Crown Prince gave George and Laura Bush $130,000 worth of jewelery last year as personal gifts. And the President of Argentina gave Bush $1500 worth of raw meat. It's good to be king
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(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson writes one of those book things: "And bloom she did. Her breasts came on suddenly and tenaciously, as if trying to make up for lost time"
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(58)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Ten workers arrested after fight breaks out in lift. Finally, proof that crappy lift music drives people insane
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(38)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Study shows that California spends $86 million a year to provide health care and benefits to underpaid Wal-Mart employees
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(444)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jaguars punter Chris Hanson, who tried to chop his leg off last season and poured molten cheese on himself the season before, is back in action and looking for another accident
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Prosecutors admit they went out on a limb, drop case against druid
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Britain to Spain regarding Gibraltar: Suck it
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(190)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
U.S. backs proposal to allow commerical whaling
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(163)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Moscow metro police shoot passengers who don't have tickets
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A page full of Melissa Puente (not safe for work)
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Topeka: "Not as bad as you think" and other slogans the city is considering
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yankees and Red Sox to merge TV networks. Red Sox to be renamed Yankees-lite
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Muslims given permission to drink soda containing traces of pork, because we all know everyone loves Pork Soda
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USA Basketball loses to Italy, 95-78. LeBron, Iverson, Duncan, Boozer, Stoudemire, Carmelo and Duke all suck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a demonstration of your favorite "undiscovered" photoshop technique
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So this priest and a nun were parked by the side of the road...
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(88)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mary K. Letourneau is a free woman tomorrow
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(227)
 
(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chappelle signs with Comedy Central for $50 million. Say it, come on, say it
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(Defamer)
 
Boobies
 
Lindsay Lohan has apparently gotten smaller breast implants (with SFW before-and-after pics)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Armed man forces teens to take off their clothes, set the clothes on fire, then jumps up and down on car hoods. Police looking for a white man with a high voice calling himself "Mr. Jefferson"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Who says the economy isn't creating good jobs? Among the opportunities available at a British job center: Roman centurion, rickshaw driver and chicken sexer
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(The Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Having won the War on Terror, balanced the budget, and found every American a job, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay can now focus on the unpatriotic Subway ad campaign that depicts the Statue of Liberty as a fatass. In Germany
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Alaskan man could be sentenced to 99 years in prison for watching "Road Trip." Probably would have been sentenced to death for watching "Gigli"
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(93)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Monkey bites boy in New York supermarket
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(80)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
"When does the fjord close?" Silly questions from silly tourists in Norway
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(98)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The media mentioned Teresa Heinz Kerry's "shove it" remark more often than anything John Kerry said during the DNC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Almost 15 percent of Americans have personality disorders. Same percentage of Americans work at DMV
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(149)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
Inmate on Texas' death row selling a line of greeting cards on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue/nineteen years ago I killed someone/and in three weeks I die too
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New Aussie copyright law effectively makes iPods illegal. No word on whether lawmakers will try to outlaw VCRs next
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Boobies
 
New hotness Thai mainstream actress/model may be arrested for making porn movie (with NSFW pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy playing in public fountain gets bitten by piranha
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(78)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to hold Miss Plastic Surgery pageant. Evidently they get Fox in China now
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terrorist plans: Officials who examined the information conclude that the most recent surveillance of the buildings was done in January
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finns drafted by the army getting out of the service by claiming they're addicted to the Internet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Driving instructor with 43 years of experience never got his driver's license. Can't find farmer's market, either
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(36)
 
(Sports Network)
 
 
 
Mike Vick's little brother Marcus will have the free time to work on his afro too; suspended from Va. Tech Football
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(144)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Correction of the day from the NY Post: Brandon Tartikoff has been dead for seven years, so he couldn't have been at a restaurant dining with his wife
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This week's "Threat to NY Financial Centers" is actually from four-year-old info
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota police find meth lab in active church
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(97)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, some gas stations didn't lower their prices during a month-long statewide gas-tax break
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(123)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Farker Arched gets interviewed about his non-profit company, Architecture for Humanity, in Wired
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Web comicstrip PvP tells Universal Syndicate to stick it. Offers strip free to newspapers
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(222)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to spend $12-million dollars to upgrade its toilets from smelly open holes to actual facilities in time for the 2008 Olympics
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
How far do you have to walk to burn off a Big Mac? The Sun knows
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In case Fark is your only news source, there's some kind of hurricane-thing attacking the East Coast
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(104)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
German court rules it is legal to stick your tongue out when having your passport photo taken. France surrenders
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Combine two or more Summer Olympic sports and photoshop the result
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(96)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hastings, Nebraska will find out if it has the largest Kool-Aid stand in the world
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that less sunlight has been reaching Earth's surface in recent decades. Your dog wants a flashlight
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(99)
 
(Plattsburgh Press-Republican)
 
 
 
Men see seagull get owned, claim it was Champ, Vermont's version of Loch Ness Monster
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(66)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man riding unicycle from coast to coast. Forrest Gump not impressed
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(25)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Man dies in chariot race. Have to pry reins from his cold, dead hands
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(31)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Woman says she is being plagued by a hail of stones that follows her wherever she stays
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(67)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michael Vick to grow the world's biggest afro over the next 15 years
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(78)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Police officers investigated for covering up crash, which occurred while sledding on duty
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jail sued for child support because conception happened there. High school proms canceled nationwide
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(72)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Parents cut off student's college funds. Student gets mad, climbs 18-story crane, takes a hammock nap (with pic goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mozilla foundation puts a bounty on browser bugs, Sarah Connor
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(56)
 
()Nowhere()
 
 
 
Take a form of slang and AudioEdit a language lesson for it
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(30)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
Pregnant couple meet cop on way to hospital to have baby. Receive ticket instead of escort
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(228)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Vikings coach sings in radio spot -- ad so hilariously bad that stations now play it for free (with audio link)
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(50)
 
(NFLDraftBlitz)
 
 
 
Ten games that changed the way football is played
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(77)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a favorite team's mascot in an unusual scenario
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Man claims three mysterious women began making strange actions with their hands, mesmerizing him and making off with his cash
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal mayor's car... and mayor himself
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Prisoners pay for spending accounts, generating $3.5m annually
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(68)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Knowing what I know today we still would have gone on into Iraq," Bush said
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Future NYC subway directions: Take the Heinz 57 Train to McDonald's Underground Happyland, transfer to the A-1 Steak Sauce Train, get off at Coca-Cola Central Station
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Turtles, hamsters and bricks thrown in argument to teach teen about respect
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(47)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient is: Emeril Lagasse
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(cockeyed.com)
 
 
 
Rob and friends discover how much gold there is in Goldschlager. Here comes the science
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presenting "Subservient President"
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(311)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nomar hates Boston. If you're a Red Sox fan, he hates you too
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(209)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man cuts off own penis after wife refuses sex
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(141)
 
(local10)
 
 
 
Japanese man's Engrish lesson causes flight diversion. Apparently "suicide bomb" is the wrong term to learn on a flight
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(74)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Heineken withdraws ads that suggested beer with higher alcohol content is "better," even though it clearly is
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Add Roger Clemens to the long list of parents who humiliate their children by acting like crybaby asshats at Little League games
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(Star Magazine)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage's new 19-year-old wife is only six years older than his son
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greek man who won the first marathon in 1896 had wine, milk, beer and Easter eggs as fuel
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mark Hacking arrested for killing wife
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(442)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why America hates soccer
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(556)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mystery creature in Maryland is fox with mange (with pics)
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(103)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush proposes new intelligence director. CIA director to be retitled Morale Officer
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(174)
 
(Wilmington Star)
 
 
 
Iranian clerics' foundation sponsoring record number of sex change surgeries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notorious Vietnam prison island where more than 20,000 died gets four-star beach resort
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(76)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Motorist beaten up for driving speed limit
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(210)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Not content with merely using deceptive film editing, Michael Moore alters headline of Bloomington, Illinois newspaper
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(511)
 
(NWA Morning News)
 
 
 
Do not repeatedly throw your screaming infant above your head, even if you are at Wal-Mart
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(112)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Police step up security around key financial buildings in NYC
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(281)
 
(Some Squire)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Knights of Columbus in full regalia
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(97)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Peasant's Quest
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(425)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Metal lunchboxes were popular until 1987, when parents groups started complaining they could be used as weapons
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(250)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you live in NYC, keep an eye out for a drunken Tara Reid hanging out a Range Rover flashing her boobies
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(101)
 
(WOKR-TV Rochester)
 
 
 
Elijah Wood stalker arrested, heard mumbling something about a precious
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(42)
 
(Iowa)
 
 
 
Teen wrecks car while eating corn on the cob. Cell phones surrender
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient tomb found submerged in water. Your mummy wants a life vest
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(43)
 
(Heamer)
 
 
 
Can you beat 84,128?
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(354)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tip o' the day to drug dealers -- don't wear shirts that say "I Am a Dealer"
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(48)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Expert" states a person's taste in vodka tells you their personality
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(109)
 
(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Nine gunmen obey their gang code of silence and refuse to finger the triggerman in a shooting -- all nine get life in prison
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(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl stacking Coke crates
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(95)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore being chased by French tax authorities for unpaid £500,000 bill. Since money is involved, they promise not to surrender
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(42)
 
(Jax Times Union)
 
 
 
Key West official chicken catcher quits his post
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(29)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Rise in miniskirts signals economy truly on the up
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(79)
 
(WOKR-TV Rochester)
 
 
 
Verne Troyer in court to keep fortune out of clutches of giant girlfriend
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(74)
 
(KATV)
 
 
 
Man hopes that First Amendment covers dumping 6,000 pounds of manure on Gay Pride parade
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(324)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Admirers remember Princess Diana by throwing diapers, letting dogs swim in memorial fountain
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You can now find "MP3" and "DSL" in the dictionary
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(47)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Tips for base jumping. No 1: Get parachute. No. 2. Jump. No 3: Open chute. No 4: Land on your feet, not your head. (With pics)
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(62)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Girl has a chance to be starting offensive lineman on her high school football team. Finding a date to prom is a different story
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Moore and Bill Maher beg Nader to drop out. Nader cries thinking they called him a dropout. (With pic)
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(378)
 
(Daily Camera)
 
 
 
University of Colorado wants to ban all beer at basketball games
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(43)
 
(Jax Times Union)
 
 
 
Couple kicked off Miami-NYC flight because of t-shirt depicting a bare breast
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(91)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Republicans planning to eliminate IRS. Kerry surrenders
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