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Sun July 18, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(AP)
 
 
 
Flicking mosquitoes may prevent infection. Here comes the science
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Pretty cool Spider-Man short with Legos
source: ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Brickshelf)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his mini spaceship
source: brickshelf.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman robs store nine minutes after being released from police custody
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Three, accused of running private jail, claim Defense Department ties
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One man will stop all violence in Palestine. Next stop, Iraq
source: news.xinhuanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Kraft food company has scrapped plans to illuminate Germany's highest mountain -- they were hoping to raise awareness of its efforts to promote nature conservation
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra regrets getting breasts enlarged
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nun dressed in habit and veil knocked down and mugged, robbed of $60 and her rosary beads
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Apparently deciding that money and power scandals weren't enough, the UN has added a sex scandal
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Licking County Alcoholism Prevention Program director resigned after his second DWI. Now he needs to pay back $4259 because his personal and work credit cards looked the same
source: newarkadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Launch Music Network)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich declares Dave Mustaine "very gifted and kind of a sweetheart"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky legislators pass resolutions against Kilborn jokes
source: kypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Beer-can regatta boats have to be made of beer cans, must be capable of staying afloat with a crew of at least four people
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Germany's "beerocracy" wants man to stop adding sugar syrup to his brew
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Brewpub owner getting glowing reviews after his first year in office as Denver mayor
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Illuminati: Fact or fiction... fact. Discuss the implications of these clubs on American life
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote ain't got nothing. Man leaps off 100-foot cliff, lives
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Divers discover 20,000 bottles of unopened champagne, giant alien spacecraft
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Los Alamos taking security training from 80s film "Falcon and the Snowman"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Janesville Gazette)
 
 
 
Some Wisconsinite has come up with yet another use for Saran Wrap
source: gazetteextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Hungry Guy)
 
 
 
Even pizza buffets are bigger in Texas
source: cicispizza.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scotsman tour guides can once again don the kilt and let the wind blow between the legs
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Following in the giant footsteps of Keanu Reeves, actress Juliette Lewis has formed a rock band
source: enjoyment.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create an unlikely children's version of an adult product. (Example: Razors for kids)
source: liveandlearn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Todd Hamilton wins the British Open Championship
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't following you. Enron emails lay out how politicians are paid off for favors
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(132)
 
(Lex18.com)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. injured in fiery race car accident
source: lex18.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(212)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Nut recall widens, squirrels being asked to do their part
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston's 100 highest-paid executives. At no. 16, JW Stewart, President and CEO of "BJ Services Co." In other news, Monica Lewinsky applies for internship
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Blood-splattered effects of Sid and Nancy finally on display
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Convenience store crook gets sparkee instead of slushee
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Beaufort Gazette)
 
 
 
Maryland school to be built around rare toad that local residents haven't seen in years
source: beaufortgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Women compete better after having orgasm, and apparently it's a team effort
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tell her how much you love her with a five billionths of a carat diamond ring
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Atlantis Memorial Reef: For a mere $1,500, you can sleep with the fishes
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Soo Today)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Canadians touching the Stanley Cup
source: sootoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Storm and Mike
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A blonde with THE perfect body (not safe for work)
source: www3.kinghost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(300)
 
(Islandpacket.com)
 
 
 
Sightseers aboard helium balloon stuck over Baltimore after run-in with storm
source: islandpacket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remains of largest dinosaur found in Europe
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Small Town Penn Paper)
 
 
 
Republicans given free tickets to "Farenheit 9/11." Verdict of 87-year-old hag: "The dumbest thing I've ever seen"
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1225)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
300-year-old wine cellar found in VA. Historians shocked to find a bottle of MD 20/20
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy and his Jenga sculpture
source: itkp.uni-bonn.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NHL player pleads guilty to murder for hire. Will receive a five-minute major and a game misconduct
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 


Sat July 17, 2004
(Cooter's Garage)
 
 
 
Now YOU can fight the system like a modern-day Robin Hood. YEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW
source: buildagenerallee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eighty-eight bags of heroin recovered from returned rental car. Still no sign of my Jimmy Buffett CD
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Gulf Daily News)
 
 
 
UK is considering decriminalizing prostitution
source: gulf-daily-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corporation does well; gives employees up to $50,000 bonus
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The weirdest fish you'll see today: a Goblin Shark
source: amonline.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Town's homeless plan to arm themselves and wage "a war from hell" after surviving a series of beatings at the hands of baseball bat and knife-wielding teens
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Peppermint Patty)
 
 
 
Photoshop what Snoopy is doing to this race car
source: peanutscollectorclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish hotel breakfasts cause cast-iron manhole covers to blow
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British village erects plaques to mark Sex Pistol's first and last gigs
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Daily Interlake)
 
 
 
Teenager gets electrocuted at bottom of lake. Must have been the giant alien spacecraft
source: dailyinterlake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Asshat gets whupped by two elderly men for cursing on his cell phone in a bagel shop
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Mirror, UK)
 
 
 
Neighbors not thrilled that Marilyn Manson bought a house in their upscale neighborhood
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart compares herself to Nelson Mandela
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Why worms crawl on the sidewalk after it rains
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea encourages duty-free open market
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(35)
 
(Gorilla Mask)
 
Boobies
 
Lindsey Lohan and Tara Reid take their implants shopping (SFW)
source: gorillamask.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fender's iconic Strat guitar turns 50
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elton John calls Bush a bully, likens the current administration to McCarthyism
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(433)
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
Fouteen-year-old charged with murder by clothes dryer. May use the lint-trap defense
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(54)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boy in coma revived by discussion of soccer
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst doesn't like her video-game character to have such enormous breasts
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kerry wants to hire a spy czar with more clandestine overcoats. Did the drug-czar concept work?
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong wins a stage
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite unavoidable Martha Stewartisms, CBS MarketWatch cites Fark as a fertile ground for original commentary
source: cbs.marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Citizens concerned that Denver cops have killed four out of every five suspects they've shot at, with an 86 percent kill ratio in the last 18 months
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Producers accused of stealing reality TV ideas from each other. Something akin to stealing the deed to swampland in Florida, or a NY bridge
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(The Times Union)
 
 
 
A slow way to get rid of $31,000 in red-dyed bank robbery loot: Feed it into laundromat change machines
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(44)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Rodin work found in Seine River. Thief not big on thinking
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover massive black hole. Would probably be a non-story if it weren't 1,000 times the size of our solar system and 10 BILLION times the mass of our sun
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Students create two fake bombs for end-of-term college project. Hilarity ensues
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely corporate mascots
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Seattle Post-Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Grab your tin-foil hats, everyone, the Earth's magnetic field is collapsing
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(The Namibian)
 
 
 
Army officer kills man for stealing his beer. Jailarity ensues
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
English Christmas stamps won't have Christ for the third year in a row
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(datacenter.ap.org)
 
 
 
"FBI Guide to Concealable Weapons." Includes swords disquised as canes or umbrellas and plastic razor blades. (PDF)
source: datacenter.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything about Alaska is big. Check out the cabbage (pics)
source: alaskagiant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(RugbyRugby)
 
 
 
After totally demolishing England, the All Blacks and Wallbies set their sites on each other
source: rugbyrugby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart's letter to the judge. Unknown whether it was folded into a beautiful oragami centerpiece
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Roughriders vs. Roughriders)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to own a piece of a Canadian football team? Now's the chance of your lifetime
source: ridershares.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: electric dryers. New hotness: clotheslines
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man assaults woman with alligator, also charged for carrying a concealed reptile
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some AD&D freak)
 
 
 
Photoshop your favorite AD&D creature into everyday life. Link for references
source: tbp.smith.dropbear.id.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Aljazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. to develop largest non-nuclear bomb, called "MOP." No, not "Massive Orifice Penetrator"
source: english.aljazeera.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
RAF jet fighters, banned from hitting streetlights, buzz schoolyard full of kids. Mass urination ensues
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 


Fri July 16, 2004
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rock burglar striking again in Scottsdale
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rapper Jadakiss blames Bush for 9/11. We all know that rappers are great students of history and politics
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(608)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bathtub cheese can make you sick
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Japanese tourist dislocates jaw while vomiting in New Zealand
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's mugshot: Smile and say "moose"
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Bloomington Pantagraph)
 
 
 
President Lincoln's hair entered into museum. Ain't it time to begin the cloning?
source: pantagraph.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(RateBeer.com)
 
 
 
The 50 worst beers in the world. Grab an O'Douls and enjoy (new link)
source: beeradvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(390)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists invent pill that simulates workout... Farkers can now be buff without leaving the keyboard
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Michael Moore and his talking hands
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pentagon deploys seven aircraft carrier strike groups as part of war games simulating Chinese invasion of Taiwan. In other news, Justice department determining how to delay elections should WWIII ensue
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Some lost in the 80s metalhead)
 
 
 
Rockken with Dokken leads to upside-the-head clockken and out knockken
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ex-marine sends donation to school after reading about vandalised minibus on scrap of newspaper
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Interview with a 15-year-old Palestinian suicide bomber
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(264)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue man's finger from gas tank
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Restaurant called "Hemmingway's Bistro" opens in Ernest Hemingway's hometown. Locals embrace new eatery in spite of misspelling
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indy residents lining up to put Oscar Robertson's meat in their mouths
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At least 30 states are outsourcing IT jobs, using tax dollars to pay for it. Your dog wants curry
source: siliconvalley.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(state.gov)
 
 
 
"Significant Terrorist Incidents, 1961-2003: A Brief Chronology"
source: state.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(accountingweb.com)
 
 
 
Woman leaves $1.1 billion to her accountant. In a surprise move, her family has decided to challenge the will
source: accountingweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Couple accidently given nearly £25,000, spend it in just six days. Jailarity ensues
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Old woman puts intruder to sleep with stories, photos
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines flight from Houston lands at BWI with 12 unconscious passengers. Airline officials believe the illness may be food-related. Airline officials forgot Southwest doesn't serve food
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Surgeon loses his head during testicle operation, cuts off patient's penis. Hospital officials considering giving surgeon the shaft
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Business Report)
 
 
 
Cartoonist claims Nike stole his concept for stickman drawings. Thousands of kindergartners to follow-up with class-action suit
source: busrep.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Bored at Work)
 
 
 
Everyone's thinking it. You just type it over here ------->
source: schwango.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1172)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A desperate letter from Roger Ebert warning the childen of the horror that is "A Cinderella Story"
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Ozarks Newsstand)
 
 
 
Man distraught to find his ass was stolen
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(New Yorkish)
 
 
 
Man spends life in search of overpriced, generic, terrible-tasting coffee
source: newyorkish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man known as the "parking meter fairy" has a pink curly wig
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(AllAfrica)
 
 
 
"100 Kids Roasted in School Fire." No, that's the actual headline
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(414)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Jack Black gets the greenlight to play Green Lantern
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
House of Represenatives finally grows a pair (where applicable); votes to cut off aid to an "ally" that has been raising oil prices, funding terrorists, cutting off people's heads, etc.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(438)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
And we were all, "Hey, we're the UN, we can do what we want, when we want to." And Palestine was like, "NUH-UH, GIRLFRIEND"
source: aljazeera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(170)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Sly fox" caught stealing newspapers. Must be desperate after their one hit single
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Unfinished copy of U2's upcoming CD disappears. World breathes collective sigh of relief
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Kids who sit around watching too much TV more likely to become overweight, smoke and click on every Fark boobies link they see
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Psychic predicts what life will be like in 2030. Oddly, does not mention second term for President Curtis
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(154)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this plume of eerie smoke
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney has cellulite, grabs her boyfriend's weener. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(283)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Singapore lifts ban on sitcom featuring the "hot, horny, crazy ladies"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo
source: wvw.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(KSL.com)
 
 
 
When attempting to throw a large firework mortar out of your car, ensure the window is rolled down first
source: tv.ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Martha Stewart sentenced to five months in federal pound-her-in-the-ass prison and two years pound-her-in-the-ass probation
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(488)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit your final thoughts before dying in the best or worst possible way
source: google.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Britney's boost wasn't booze?
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bobby Fischer detained at airport in Japan. Insists he's just a pawn and that he's getting rooked
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man drowns in septic tank -- what a crappy way to go
source: news.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Thief snatches bag of money from polio victim, immediately gets creamed by hit-and-run driver
source: nst.com.my   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What is the best Saturday Morning Cartoon ever?
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(809)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Chillicothe, Ohio high school announces new dress codes. Arreola approves
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(80)
 
(Negative Person)
 
 
 
In recent breaking news, MCI discovers their employees' negativity and sends memo with encouraging words... at least they still have the coffee
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cat Walking 101: As if your cat didn't hate you enough
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(106)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hippie and his remote-control addiction
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(105)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Health benefits in yummy red wine soon to be available in tasteless pill form
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(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman threatened with court action for failure to repay an unemployment insurance overpayment of $0.05
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iowa church plans book burning. Fire chief nixes it; suggests shredding. "Not biblical enough," responds pastor
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(268)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
The great heavy metal bands are all 20+ years old
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(189)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brockway, Ogdenville, N. Haverbrook and now Las Vegas. What's that word? Monorail
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(82)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Atheist to deliver opening prayer at Tampa council meeting
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(180)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Maryland prison guard protests dismissal. Attorney for the state claims guard fired for her own safety after nude photographs of her raised "quite a ruckus" at her prison
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(61)
 
(cbs 3)
 
 
 
Nude canoeing banned on Missouri's Elk River. Nude kayaking still okay
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(32)
 
(Some Telemarketer)
 
 
 
The 16th is "Talk to a Telemarketer Day"
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(71)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Vietnamese boy killed by mousetrap. Stuart Little surrenders to police
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(27)
 
(gotfuturama.com)
 
 
 
Two years after its last episode was made, Futurama garners two Emmy nominations
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(221)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Blonde with absolutely amazing boobies (not safe for work)
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(226)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Arkansas giant snake, wild cats, coelacanths, hairy elephants: Prehistoric monsters make a return
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenager's stylin' mullet causes controversey (pic)
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(187)
 


Thu July 15, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer team to wear Spider-Man uniforms. Goalie expected to do well with new webshooting ability
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Something fishy going on at BWI -- chain-reaction vomitting as plane lands
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(224)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Giant fissure, not unlike the gates of Hell, opens in the ground in southeast Arizona
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(100)
 
(Some Horny Norwegian)
 
 
 
Norway listed as the best place to live again. Oddly enough, public sex not one of the listed reasons
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(106)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
How the Simpsons have changed popular culture
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(103)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
This year's All Star Game received its worst ratings since 1970. Bud Selig to announce that next year's losing team is executed in attempt to get more people to watch
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(81)
 
(Some redneck)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lady redneck bellyflopper. New hotness: Man redneck bellyflopper
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(91)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Ohio executes another "volunteer." Taxpayers "victorious"
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(105)
 
(Twinkies)
 
 
 
Vote for your favorite Twinkies box design
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(110)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airline passengers swap first-class seats with homeward-bound soldiers
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(197)
 
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Bengals suck so bad, they have to sue fans to get them to buy season tickets
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(65)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Your ally, Saudia Arabia: Where you can rape your foreign maid, then have her jailed for having an "illegal pregnancy"
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(293)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
John Edwards says he takes his wife to Wendy's on their anniversary every year
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acupuncture patient left on clinic table; therapist forgets about her, locks up practice and goes home
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(92)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
In the wake of last week's "F--- for Forests" stunt, more couples spotted having sex in public in Norway. Not surprisingly, alcohol involved
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(67)
 
(Sign On San Diego)
 
 
 
Bryant elects to stay with the Los Angeles Kobies... errr, Lakers
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Massive stash of child porn found at Roman Catholic seminary. Submitter torn between using the "obvious" or "scary" tag
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(229)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Michael Moore invited to become Canadian citizen to avoid charges
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(520)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
DNA tests show three-quarters of the fish sold as red snapper in the U.S. are in fact other fish species; other 25 percent have been used in rude ways by Jimmy Page
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(66)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man invents giant eight-foot-tall beer can. Sadly, the emphasis is on the "can" rather than the "beer"
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(38)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
One lucky fan will win a free cremation tonight at a minor league baseball game
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(35)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alabama town which calls itself the "Sock Capital of the World" may soon lose that title to China. Mighty sock lobby pressuring Bush to limit sock imports
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(74)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
One hot army brat: Linda O'Neil (not safe for work)
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(188)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Motor City outlaws trunk-thumping subwoofers
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(270)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Frenchmen break into Lance "One Nut" Armstrong's hotel room. Look for drugs because they all think he is a doper
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(179)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will Smith is on a crusade against the use of dry toilet paper
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(174)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says it's possible that stuff can escape from a black hole. Thousands of sci-fi novels and comic books to be re-written
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(123)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Gorgeous blond Page Three girl riding a dolphin (not safe for work)
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(164)
 
(CapeTimes)
 
 
 
Colors on color TV banned in Zimbabwe
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(99)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lawmakers, veterinarians trying to get a circus to stop an act in which a cat makes a 50-foot leap onto a pillow
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(119)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop the results of a careless spelling eror
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(138)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
"Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that." -- Dave Chappelle
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(260)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Their attempt at world domination thwarted, cicadas return to subterranean lair to plot their revenge for the next 17 years
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(62)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Reporter's principal job is editing buttcracks out of cartoons.
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(40)
 
(West Valley News)
 
 
 
Man puts up sign at his house: "For Sale By Owner, 4 Whites Only." No word on whether sale price includes washer, dryer, burning cross
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(463)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man calls female owner of lost parrot and offers to return it in exchange for sex. No comment from the parrot
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(56)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you are going to commemorate the 9/11 tragedy with a Ground Zero memorial, make sure the date of the tragedy is correctly inscribed
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(106)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's "too many damn cats" story brought to you by the fine city of Pittsburgh
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(71)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again when people pretend to care that teachers don't get paid jack
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(298)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
This week's Naked Joke, Sydney Moon: Everything I Need (not safe for work)
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(80)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Expert predicts lowest berry crop in 13 years. Muffins and pancakes scramble for replacement
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Science museum to recycle visitors' poo for power
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to look worse than Bush, Kerry admits to sleeping on the job
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(628)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Omaha was bombed by the Japanese in World War II
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(111)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Unlikely tag team of Lionel Richie and Lenny Kravitz break up bar room brawl
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(63)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Microsoft's new business IM software to feature interoperability with AIM and Yahoo Messenger
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vietnam Idol calls contestant "outrageous," is scorned for being too harsh. Where's Simon Cowell when you need him?
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(36)
 
(The Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Typical Mississippi summer storm produces damaging lightning, hail and frozen falling fish
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(80)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Rampaging wild boar bites finger off lawyer, butts housewife in the ass, then runs back into woods
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(67)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Study by DirectTV finds Denver has the most fanatical sports fans. Duke sucks
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(107)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
"Angels in America" and "Sopranos" earn the highest number of Emmy nominations. "According to Jim" surprisingly not nominated for Best Comedy
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Government scraps frequent-traveller security bypass program
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(96)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israeli spies arrested by New Zealand authorities. Israeli reaction "might have been different if a larger and more influential country had been involved"
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(416)
 
(Springfield News)
 
 
 
And up from the ground came some bubblin'... uh... molasses?
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slim-Fast dumps Whoopi Goldberg from ad campaign after using president's name in sexual reference
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(397)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
News sites that require registration are doomed to Google-obscurity. Not to mention Fark-obscurity. In other news, your local TV station can't wait to replace your local newspaper on Fark
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(47)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
A female criminal will always return to the scene of the crime to do some shopping
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(35)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop ironic revenge
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(113)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ziiipp aaaaaahhhh zzzzzzzzapzapzzzzzzzap
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(119)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Barbados hosting World Championship of Dominoes. Organizers hoping to get ESPN 8 to televise it
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(63)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC exposes BNP racism. Next project: "Hitler, Not A Nice Man"
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(215)
 
(Technology Research News)
 
 
 
Teleportation and the pending computer tech revolution. Your dog wants to be teleported outside to pee
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(89)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Da Coach puts plans for Ditktatorship on hold. Bob Swerski reacts to the news by having a heart attack
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(86)
 


Wed July 14, 2004
(Wired)
 
 
 
This week, Congress tackles one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Why can't we buy only the cable channels we want to watch?
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(208)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three castaways spend three days on tropical island. Would have been rescued earlier except Gilligan tripped and smashed the coconut radio
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(72)
 
(Biloxi Sun-Herald)
 
 
 
Sixty percent of Mississippians fail to pass the exam portion of the driving test after the introduction of computerized testing. In a related story, Ralph Nader to push to computerized voting in Mississippi
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(64)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Abstract art disasters
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(110)
 
(Sign On San Diego)
 
 
 
Having solved all of America's problems, senators seek presidential pardon for boxer who died in 1946
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(57)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh diocese, apparently having solved all other problems facing the church including pedophilia, takes aim at escort service ads in free local paper. Gambling in church halls still okay
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nude model in gallery window pulled after drivers couldn't see the artistic side (with NSFW pic)
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(94)
 
(Central Chronicle)
 
 
 
You know you have a pretty crappy education system when all students in 152 high schools fail to graduate for five years in a row
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 dumbest moments in sci-fi movie history unveiled. Logic surrenders
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(548)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German man charged $7,000 for all-night phone flirting session
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(30)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Drug-crazed robber attemping to make out with gas station clerk caught on surveillance camera
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(39)
 
(Blue)
 
 
 
Doom 3 now gold. A new generation of Doom to blame for school shootings
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(222)
 
(WKYT)
 
 
 
West Virginia man burned in outhouse explosion
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thursday marks Osama bin Laden's deadline for Europe to surrender. France getting mighty antsy
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(262)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Beckham's botched ball up for bids on Ebay. His wife suggests putting both up for auction
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(79)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Convicted drug dealer uses the "Cicadas made me do it" defense
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(25)
 
(WKYT-TV)
 
 
 
Highly unpopular Kentucky "sunshine" license plate wins national Best License Plate Award
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missing marine that was kidnapped, beheaded, not beheaded, released, not released, popped up in Lebanon, was a hoax, moved to Germany, was coming home, is now not coming home after all (link fixed)
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(86)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Shaq headed to Miami. Duke sucks
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(121)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Loud boos greet Aussie Prime Minister at Deaf Olympics. Very LOUD boos
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(76)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Cricket fan catches ball, wins one year supply of beer
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage defeated in Senate, 48-50 -- 12 votes short of 60 needed to keep measure alive
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(1984)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop Iowa's state quarter
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(151)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Modern day Leonardo da Vinci invents speed-drinking machine. Gets you hammered 10 times faster than regular drinking. Plus no hangover...
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(128)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom sparks a night of rioting in the West Bank
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Distraught woman even more depressed after jumping out a 12-story window and landing safely on net
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(80)
 
(NewsToday)
 
 
 
Man goes on hugging spree in government office
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(95)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Today's deli special at Lowes Foods: Six-piece fried chicken combo. Comes with two sides, biscuit and a free baby's foot
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(138)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Good idea: Buying an aquarium. Bad idea: Shoving your head through the glass
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Subway bringing Jared back as company spokesman even though no one bought the claim that you can lose 200 pounds by eating hoagies
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(158)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
New Jersey appeals court, having lost all touch with reality and other court rulings, says people hit by foul balls at ballparks can sue
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(143)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Half-eaten banana sells for $3000 on Ebay
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(89)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
North Dakota man, arrested for possesion of illegal venomous snakes last week, blows arm off with pipe bomb this week. Unfortunately, man still in gene pool
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(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has whisky for lunch, wears same bikini four days in a row. The Sun is there
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(366)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Baptist minister gets out of jury duty by bringing loaded 9mm to courthouse
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well armed home-improvement buff not deterred by lack of nail gun
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(193)
 
(NBC11)
 
 
 
Activists plant marijuana outside California Highway Patrol offices. Ponch on "sick leave"
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(519)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Teens burn down own house while trying to make Molotov cocktail
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(88)
 
(PittsburghLive.com)
 
 
 
Burger King names former Continental Airlines president as CEO. So now workers won't give you the wrong order when you go through the drive-thru, they'll lose your order entirely
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(48)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man drops trow during airport security screening; asks screener, "There, how do you like your job?" Jailarity ensues
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(112)
 
(Louisville Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville surrenders to heat -- first "white flag" day was yesterday
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(67)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Stooping to new levels of annoying, Chinese author plans to release entire novel via text messages
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury posts a $19-billion surplus for the month of June. Politicians can't figure out how they didn't spend it
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(384)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Druid arrested for carrying spellcasting sword into hardware store. Police still on hunt for Ranger with +2 chain mail
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(173)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's rhyming photoshop themes -- Will Ferrell, a barrel and a Christmas carol
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(52)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scientists develop new invisible material that can waterproof anything
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about antimatter
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(104)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
How news interviews differ from regular conversation and how questions directed from the press to the president have changed in the past 50 years
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(47)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Doctor's report gets patient's driver's license yanked
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to build your own "kegerator"
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
West Virginia school bans students from wearing "wife beater" shirts. Students now forced to wear potato sacks and barrels to school
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(101)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman checking Florida friend's live Web cam notices armed burglars in house, helps police capture intruders (pics)
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ken Jennings passes $1 million in winnings on Jeopardy. Now elgible to do it with two chicks at the same time
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(126)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Close confidant of Osama Bin Laden surrenders.
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(169)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Galactic Empire struggles to come to terms with budget cuts (pics)
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Concerned about lack of ticket sales, Greeks finally realize no one cares about the Olympics
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(76)
 
(WHBF dot com)
 
 
 
This week's sign that the apocalypse is on us: Fox to start "reality" channel
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland named most most tortured sports city. Contrary to popular belief, Cleveland does not in fact "rock"
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(98)
 
(Some RPG Geek)
 
 
 
Oblivious to the irony, role-playing game publisher creates a game in which the main statistic is "coolness." In other news, Bill Gates declares he has an "18"
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nigerian email scammers scammed, convinced to joint The Order of the Red Breast. Hilarity ensues (with pics)
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(68)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
French woman who claimed to be attacked by Arab men on a train has now confessed to fabricating the story.
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(68)
 
(The State News)
 
 
 
Inept thief lowers himself into gallery with rope, fails to climb back up said rope, calls 911 for help. "There are professional thieves, but this guy was not only not a professional, he wasn't even an apprentice -- he was a total loser"
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(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Can one small town stop the ninja?
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(224)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Adapted mine-sweeping technology means new robotic vacuum cleaners really suck
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(20)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
German U-boat discovered off the coast of Nova Scotia
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man, trying to avoid being stabbed, impales himself
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Metallica reading their fan mail
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(242)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What historic place would you want to see before you die? Link goes to the Eli Whitney museum
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(219)
 


Tue July 13, 2004
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
"You want to know what it takes to sell more soda? It takes BRASS B@LLS to sell more soda"
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bubble birthing
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Test deflection of asteroid given greenlight by European Space Agency. No word on whether horrible Aerosmith ballad will be part of mission plans
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(80)
 
(Downtown Wichita)
 
 
 
Trolley-driving game. Try to avoid the farmer's market
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(48)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Lindsey Lohan now has a record deal, might be a better singer than Hilary Duff
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(153)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Meteor shower seen off coast of Finland, mistaken for emergency flares or beginning of bad Bruce Willis movie
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(41)
 
(Some Historian)
 
 
 
A history of the GOP
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(319)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Couple takes a 55,600-mile, three-year tour of all of the nation's 172 ballparks
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(80)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Knights shanghaied by parliamentary committee. Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson likely unable to prevent tragedy
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(55)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Anna Nicole Smith in some girl-girl shoot she did before she packed on the pounds. (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Escaped 600-pound tiger shot, killed in Florida
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(66)
 
(Go Pack!)
 
 
 
Ditka for senate? It's no joke. Chicago football fans still confused.
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in Photoshop contest from Walton and Johnson. Win $250
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Third Brigade Combat Team has Iraqi cat among ranks with five confirmed mouse kills
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kerry/Edwards down 15 points in NC among likely voters
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(278)
 
(KESQ)
 
 
 
Clear Channel refuses to display anti-war billboard because it is too political
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(452)
 
(123Bharath.com)
 
 
 
Twenty percent of men in Northern Britain iron their underpants
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When the Olympic torch is being run through your marijuana plantation, it's either time to whip out the zigzags or head for the hills
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(148)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Adding insult to injury, man who shot himself in the TESTICLES sentenced to five years in prison
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(120)
 
(NY Press)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo explains "The Da Vinci Code"
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(97)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Woman wins £1-million lawsuit for having nice breasts worthy of unsolicited appreciation
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(160)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who attempted to hijack Qantas flight in the name of God and crash it into Tasmania apparently tried the same thing last year
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Create some celebrity tatoos
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Dymaxion, dude!)
 
 
 
Bucky Fuller stamp issued. Geodesic craniums rejoice
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(59)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Tornado emergency crews find rescues delayed by a generation of Bill Paxton wannabees
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(116)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police looking for two robbers armed with a five-foot-tall ogre
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Neighbors finally understand why a steady stream of cars and men visit house where two women live
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(249)
 
(The News-Times, Danbury CT)
 
 
 
Braille t-shirts let people get touchy-feely
source: newstimes180.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Fox News script for microphone checks: "Pubic hair, pubic hair, pubic hair"
source: wonkette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
A fun day at the amusement park shouldn't include (reportedly) shards of flying metal
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(75)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Consulting firm helps white-collar criminals adjust to prison life
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(79)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DeBeers pleads guilty to price-fixing diamonds. Chicago football fans confused
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(426)
 
(Some Houston Guy)
 
 
 
Pics from last Saturday's Houston Fark Party. For those of you that remember as little as I do, maybe these will help
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(186)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man in convenience store literally freaks out when Paris Hilton walks in
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(173)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog gets owner's mail at the post office every morning
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(68)
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
Food pyramid may become a thing of the past. New hotness: Food trapezoid
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(95)
 
(Travel + Leisure)
 
 
 
Travellers nationwide pick New York City as their No. 1 vacation destination. In your face, San Francisco!
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(263)
 
(Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Can't remember which celebrities died this year? This slideshow does it for you
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(124)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
RAF Top Gun pilot in trouble for flying so low he hit a lamp post (pics)
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(160)
 
(RJ's)
 
 
 
Dear Rock: Here's how to be the next action superstar. Love, RJ
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(52)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen doesn't like to have people talking about his penis
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(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sony to unveil new PlayStation in May
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(223)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the $30 million Vermeer
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Final Notice: San Diego Fark Party on the 23rd of July. Come for the comics, stay for the beer. Details in thread
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old wins Mr. Six lookalike contest, ensuring a long life of taunting and lonely self-gratification
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(128)
 
(Dailey Times)
 
 
 
Italy is suing Germany for failing to stop the sale of fake Parmesan cheese
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(58)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Eighteenth-century golf ball makes £24,000 at auction. Now watch this drive
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(RadioFreeAsia)
 
 
 
Twenty-three protesters climb building near China's Supreme Court, threaten to jump en masse unless grievances are addressed
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New cholesterol guidelines are strictest ever. McDonald's surrenders
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(27)
 
(MaxitMag.co.uk)
 
 
 
Played Unreal Tournament? Asia Carrera has likely fragged you
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(127)
 
(Bandera Bulletin)
 
 
 
Don't try to understand cows
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Church of England delivers ultimatum to Post Office: Make Christmas stamps Christian. Santa surrenders
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Introducing Francis Harvey, soon to be secretary of the army. Be afraid, be VERY afraid
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The Cheat and Strong Sad direct TMBG's new video
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(232)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You won't get away with eating 50 grand
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man busted for handling his tool in a Sears store (with video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russia's richest gun down Forbes editor for naming them
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cute short-haired brunette (not safe for work)
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(142)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Trailer parks everywhere in shock as hipster jeans and G-strings go out of fashion
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(142)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New unreleased Beatles recordings found in a suitcase at a Melbourne flea market
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(124)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Meet MLB's 10 highest paid underachievers
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(126)
 


Mon July 12, 2004
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How much do Bush and Kerry love you? (Ad spending in the battleground states)
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(316)
 
(Some Catfish)
 
 
 
Photoshop the world's largest dreamcatcher
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(100)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneer punches bar employee, then runs out on $1,670 tab during a charity fundraiser
source: wfts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot gets near elephant in heat, later found squished and gored next to elephant. Elephant owner doesn't want to jump to any conclusions
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(50)
 
(Some 'Merrikin)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a pronunciation and definition of a real or fake word as done by the user. Difficulty: Light on the GWB
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(23)
 
(money.com)
 
 
 
Beer rated by the folk at Money Magazine
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(152)
 
(RealBeer.com)
 
 
 
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you cicadas, please don't
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(50)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Chinese multi-millionaire buying newspaper ads looking for "virgin bride"
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(62)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Third black carp caught in the Mississippi
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(113)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Queer Eye for the Lakers' New Guy
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(29)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
When denied access to a club, driving over the bouncers isn't the best solution
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(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne snubs Prince Charles -- The Sun is there. Several hundred farkers who were poised to call her a stuck-up sellout will now have to resort to calling her a stuck-up bitch
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(202)
 
(wnem.com)
 
 
 
Cops search house six times, drain pool, then find missing girl sleeping in her own bed. Must be in the Mitten State
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(51)
 
(WISH tv)
 
 
 
81-year-old arrested for doing drunk doughnuts in school parking lot
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(50)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Memo asks that New Yorkers living near Republican National Convention site "stay inside during times the convention is in session" (with copies of memo)
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(134)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Officials search for Tarzan's tiger in Florida
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(30)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Disgusted burglars discard their ill-gotten goods when they learn they have stolen a placenta. Still get busted
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(47)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
When throwing away your old refrigerators, make sure they don't contain any uranium
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Storm chaser takes us on pictoral journey torwards heart of darkness
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(67)
 
(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Student who ate a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms steals car from LaGuardia Airport, gets lost in Connecticut and calls 911
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(179)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Fears of government overspending fuelled by news of $1,800 chairs (89)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
An Israeli singer, famed for his falsetto, wins court case against the Hebrew version of "Shrek 2" for implying he had been castrated
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(61)
 
(WABC)
 
 
 
42-year-old woman accused of encouraging her children to throw pennies at Jews
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(262)
 
(CBSMarketWatch)
 
 
 
The boss is watching: Inappropriate instant messages now joins e-mail as a way to get your ass fired from work
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(94)
 
(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
Jerry the Dog turns 27 next month. That's 189 to you and me
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(86)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely moments for The Sun to be there
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(69)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand has reserved a spot in outer space for a satellite, has no idea what to do with it. Death ray aimed at Australia still possibility
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(100)
 
(Wimbleton Guardian)
 
 
 
Man posing as bogus squirrel inspector robs woman
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(84)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man says he was chosen by God to hijack Qantas plane and crash it into Tasmania to rid the world of the devil. Bugs Bunny unavailable for comment
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(174)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Aria Giovanni and her natural curves (not safe for work)
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(143)
 
(City of Madison)
 
 
 
Policeman answering call finds note on door: "Nothing can hurt me. Nothing can make me scared. No one can take me." Luckily it wasn't as bad as it appeared
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(121)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Labor issues at DaimlerChrysler's Mercedes-Benz plant may force its closing. Company looking for some type of "final solution," promises not to invade Poland
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(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spaniard shows his "Oh, crap, I'm about to get a bull's horn up my ass" face
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(120)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spider finds out snake tastes like chicken, has to loosen it's belt a few notches
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(265)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing marine that was kidnapped, beheaded, not beheaded, released, not released, released to family and now in Lebanon, released to family and now in Lebanon but which that time was a hoax and then moved to in Germany says he was really abducted
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(148)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan wants to buy the Miami Heat and move them to Las Vegas
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(88)
 
(USAF)
 
 
 
The U.S. Air Force is looking for a good accordian player
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(73)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"The Jeffersons" Isabel Sanford dead at 86
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just when you think you've seen ads everywhere, some asshat thinks up a new place to display them
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(185)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Alaskan airport authorities follow their noses, locate passenger's missing 40 pounds of now two-week-old halibut
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(65)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man wins buffalo-chip toss with 108 footer
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(50)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brits show world how reality TV is done: Tenporn actresses to live in house with ten average blokes. Scoring based on scoring
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(164)
 
(redvsblue.com)
 
 
 
Red vs. Blue, Episode 38 up. Last one of Season Two
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(39)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Merry Decemberween in July
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Will Ferrell doing a cannonball in "Anchorman"
source: filmcritic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(107)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ten things we didn't like about the Nineties
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(465)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Paper warehouse surpasses fahrenheit 451
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota holds a sauerkraut wrestling match. Baron von Raschke expected to emerge victorious with his clawhold
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(78)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman somehow lodges car under tanker semi trailer, gets dragged 600 feet
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky on the hunt for a new slogan. Submit your slogan
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(341)
 
(No Dubya)
 
 
 
Cheney likely to face criminal indictment by French courts for bribery and fraud
source: capitolhillblue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(851)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop the eighth deadly sin
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(110)
 
(Eagle Gazette)
 
 
 
"Sgt. Preston of the Yukon" lured boy to spend 50 cents for two square inches of the Yukon. Fifty years later, that boy goes looking for it with deeds in hand
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(74)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Teen tries to jump over detention center's razor wire fence, hilarity ensues
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(81)
 
(brainsnap)
 
 
 
Troll named Rumsfeld banned from amateur war gamers club
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(62)
 
(Some Super-Dude)
 
 
 
Better than Tron Guy, better than the Star Wars Kid. It's... Super-Dudes...
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(141)
 

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