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Sun July 11, 2004
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Man escapes from psych ward, sets own apartment on fire. Released from jail, sets own apartment on fire
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Passengers stranded overnight aboard United plane after controllers divert it to airport lacking equipment to reach doors
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(LSJ)
 
 
 
Man goes off his anti-psychotic medication, thinks Lansing is being invaded, goes on shooting rampage with his six-year-old son. Resistance of Michigan tag becoming futile
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(Frum Unda)
 
Boobies
 
Natural. Blonde. Kitten killer. (Not safe for work)
source: gradeababes.com
 
(The Sun Link)
 
 
 
Wealthy hippies forget who their state is named after. Hurl insults at combat vet in parade. Tolerance surrenders
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Monkeys master mind-controlled computer peripherals. In other news, e-bananna.com announces IPO
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Metallica documentary shows band in therapy, midlife crises. Said to resemble a non-fake "This is Spinal Tap"
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Cats are the best pets for people who work the night shift
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(Google)
 
 
 
We all know what we'd wish for if we had three wishes. Photoshop your 378th wish
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Thirty bloggers will be at the Democrat convention, 20 at the Republican convention
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Marrying your cousin? Here is the monster truck limo you were looking for
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
A mountain alternative to the traditional bachelor party
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(Some redneck)
 
 
 
Your precursor to the Olympics: The Redneck Games
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Online comic book auction up to $186,000...
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old develops cancer-fighting video game
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Crowds gather for pretty girls playing rough
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pilot arrested on suspicion of drunk flying after clipping van landing on California freeway. 52-year-old claims he was just looking for farmer's market
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New five-minute fidelity kit determines if your significant other is cheating on you by testing their underpants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince Charles fears nanotechnology, robots sent from the future
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(Some Edwards Lover)
 
 
 
Pics of hottie Clemson football player John Edwards in 1971
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(webIndia123)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old boy survives on "chip diet" for 14 years
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(Some Survivor)
 
 
 
NBC upset at Fox for copying reality shows. Fox executive thinks that's a great idea, and makes a reality show based on it
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(Some gunslinger)
 
 
 
Rules for a gunfight, just in case you have a time machine or live in Texas
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Better beer could be on the way thanks to a superfine filter that owes its existence to the failure of a decade-old recording technology
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Competition for the ultimate soccer mom. Competition includes backing SUV while cursing and sweet-talking pool boy Francisco out of his pants
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(News of the World)
 
 
 
Jason Alexander gives lurid details about sex with Britney. Also what it was like to work with Seinfeld
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Europeans do not like genetically modified beer
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Lighting a candle after you fart works. Here comes the science
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Five buff hotties (not safe for work)
source: she-spot.com
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ever since Hillary Clinton made her infamous remark about staying home to bake cookies in 1992, Family Circle magazine has published the signature cookie recipes of incumbent and aspiring first ladies
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(deseretnews.com)
 
 
 
Marine Corps Times names Utahn "Marine of the Year." In other news, people from Utah are called Utahns
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senate urges Bush to hurry up and pick a new CIA chief, clean his room and mow the damn lawn already
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Satellite that will monitor atmosphere's ozone layer and study global warming has launch delayed. Dick Cheney seen running from facility with monkey wrench
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. looking at how to delay November elections in case of attack
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(The State.com)
 
 
 
The latest trend in low-income housing brought to you by N. Charleston, SC (Psst... old shipping containers)
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Burr and Hamilton descendants reenact historic duel
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(APOD)
 
 
 
NASA releases stereo pics of Phoebe's craters. Plan to release remastered Dolby pics next year with bonus content
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(TwelveFifteen.com)
 
 
 
Bored at work? Try these office pranks
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(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire toll tokens, which cost 12.5 cents each if bought by the roll, work as substitutes for quarters in Boston parking meters
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(deseretnews.com)
 
 
 
Utah Supreme Court unanimously rules to legalize peyote. Not just for Native American Indians. Soon to change states name to Ixtlan. (Carlos Castaneda unavailable for comment... man)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tijuana mayoral candidate has massive private zoo, also suspected to have ordered the deaths of journalists who bashed him
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Retirees causing a boom in the Colorado cabin market, demand for more farmers markets increasing substantially
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Star Trek producer Rick Berman announces next motion picture will be a pre-Kirk prequel about the Romulan Wars with a cast of unknowns
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Now, at last, file-swapping wireless iPod
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Art gallery visitor told not to breastfeed by the nude paintings
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(Slurpie Junkie)
 
 
 
Free 7.11-oz Slurpie on 7/11 from 7-11
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
If I die when sitting at this computer, I want you to accuse Bill Gates
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Time to put away the tinfoil hats everyone. The top computer myths are finally busted
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(Cape Cod Online)
 
 
 
Crew setting up fireworks show shocked as jumpy shell fires on its own, igniting the other 5,000 pounds of pyrotechnics and causing premature evacuation
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lakers and Miami Heat agree on Shaquille O'Neal trade. Balance of power, weight shifting east
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Forget Heinz and its left-wing agenda. Buy new 100-percent American made "W" ketchup. "You don't support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?"
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(Movie Buff)
 
 
 
What is the best movie soundtrack of all time? Link goes to suggestion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Welcome mats that make you feel not so welcome. Link goes to GIS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten-year-olds prefer hourglass figures, says Jennifer Connolly
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Replace a movie title with a homonym. (Example: "Ewe got served")
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Sat July 10, 2004
(PittsburghChannel.com)
 
 
 
Driver's cone-toss injures tunnel worker, cones everywhere huddle in fear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German police revive rabbit. Still no word on whether he had a pancake on his head
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Baywatch beauty Gena Lee Nolin (NSFW)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Please ask store employees if they are martial arts instructors before you rob them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chacha-dancing turtles (link goes to inspiration)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man smashes 100-meter sprint world record by six seconds
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mayor walks into house uninvited and demands occupants clean up their nasty yard
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Donkey kills 43 people
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(Walkingdead.net)
 
 
 
The Euphemism Generator. Don't get caught "punishing the croissant"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated shares the ups, downs, and occasional celebrity impersonator arrests that come with doing a "Where are they now?" issue
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina to issue plate to support the troops
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Teen bids $175,000 to buy now-bankrupt gun company whose faultily designed firearm left him a quadraplegic
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(AP)
 
 
 
Submarine industry threatened by rising costs. Let the bad puns commence
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Things to do at a bar: Drink, hook up, watch sports, play Candyland
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(News24)
 
 
 
Six injured in the "Running of the Bulls," including a man who was "gored in the buttocks"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Truck versus power line. Power line wins. Crane called in for backup (pic)
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Cute muscular guy (not safe for work)
source: ipornos.com
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Two men arguing in the middle of the road after their trucks collided get knocked over by another truck. Not surprisingly, alcohol was a factor
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(News24)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to discover his 40,000-gallon swimming pool is missing
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
"Doctored" photo of female police officer causing quite an uproar in Pataskala. Even the mayor won't open the envelope
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For all you tattoo lovers out there, Angelina Jolie's new tiger
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Former hockey goon Tony Twist awarded $15 million by jury for having his name used in the "Spawn" comic book
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(AP)
 
 
 
If you're in Plymouth, Connecticut, be on the look-out for a kangaroo-like creature, possibly a kangaroo
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Vet removes seagull's gangrenous leg, replaces it with a Barbie doll leg (with pics)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fireworks vendor arrested after brick-encased mailbox gets PWN3D by sparkler bomb. "It sounded like a sonic boom"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two U.S. Special Forces soldiers arrested for carrying out freelance anti-terror missions. Richard Marcinko surrenders
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Old woman struck by empty, driverless bus
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
School is out for summer, but Alice Cooper is now hawking back-to-school supplies for Staples
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(Long Beach Press-Telegram)
 
 
 
Wendy's square beef/green leaf duo has Burger King broiling mad
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(Some Wad o Paper)
 
 
 
Having solved all the physics mysteries in the world, scientists study how paper crumples (pdf)
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(Some Nut)
 
 
 
Photoshop this well-hung tree
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lots of people are biatching because Swiss chocolate manufacturer wants to bathe Germany's highest mountain in purple light
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(The Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Idiot sleeping in car at red light is awakened by cop and slams on gas. Busius-smashibus ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant inflatable orange comes loose from mountings, rolls onto speedway and disrupts NASCAR qualifying session (with pic)
source: thatsracin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Lovely Latinas (safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Glen Campbell gives free concert for fellow inmates inside the jail in which he's serving his drunk-driving sentence
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Two teens busted for playing "sniper" by targeting bus stop patrons with a laser pointer
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(9News Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado boy gets struck by lightning and lives to tell about it. Is also grateful for the gift he received... "I was struck by lightning and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator hatches dubious new bill that could hold MP3 device makers liable for illegal downloads
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Cameron Diaz S&M video, short version (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Mlive.com)
 
 
 
When burning brush in your new 370-square-foot fire pit, don't fall in
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(deseretnews.com)
 
 
 
Delivery of nuclear waste to Yucca Mountains delayed due to concerns of radiation poisoning 10,000 years from now. Weena rejoices
source: deseretnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Luton Today)
 
 
 
French twins return home from Disneyland trip with plastic souvenir swords. France confiscates swords
source: lutontoday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"'Go fark yourself' - Vice President, Dick Cheney" t-shirts are a hot item
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KWTX)
 
 
 
If the Navy, Air Force, or Marines discharged you, the U.S. Army wants to put you in a "warrior transition course" to learn basic combat skills
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(Unhelpful GIS)
 
 
 
Theme: How the world of today will appear in the museums of tomorrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Endangered pelicans mistaking hot asphalt for lakes in Arizona. In other news, there are pelicans in Arizona
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad ride closed for second time in past year for crashing
source: wtopnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(711.com)
 
 
 
In honor of their anniversary, 7-11 will give away Slurpees on Sunday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baseball's home plate has been mathematically incorrect for over 100 years
source: sciencenews.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cop)
 
 
 
Get to know your SWAT hand signals
source: stud.ntnu.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fifty Worst Songs of Great Rockers. Your dog wants flamewar
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Britney pops out. The Sun is there (NSFW)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri July 09, 2004
(Jesus)
 
 
 
Theme: Combine "Tron" with "The Big Lebowski"
source: sportsmed.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Drunken man uses frozen steak in car vandalism
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AllAfrica)
 
 
 
Sorceror summons demons to attack school. Student casts "protection from evil, 10-foot radius"
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rudy T agrees to coach what's left of the Lakers
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a sure sign of the Apocalypse, Mississippi now has one of the nation's highest performance supercomputer
source: starkvilledailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Book Lover)
 
 
 
In (dis)honor of "I, Robot" and "Starship Troopers 2," photoshop a scene from the next movie that Hollywood will make that butchers a good book. (Link goes to article)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Convicted drunk drivers sentenced to listen to victims of drunk driving; show up drunk
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Americans object to images of Iraq war they looked up online. In other news, FCC looking into jurisdiction over Internet
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Missing marine that was kidnapped, beheaded, not beheaded, released, not released, released to family and now in Lebanon, released to family and now in Lebanon but which that time was a hoax -- is now in Germany
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge to declare mistrial in Adelphia fraud case
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For $14, you can take a nap in the Empire State Building, and if you're lucky, Ben Stiller might be there
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Amateur video of "F*ck for Forest" live onstage at Cumshots concert (not safe for work)
source: wvw.ifilm.com
 
(fortwayne.com)
 
 
 
Steve from "Blues Clues" has reinvented himself as an indie rocker (with pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's being sued for not switching to healthier cooking oil after they said they would. In other news, Krispy Creme, Cool Whip sued for being so damn tasty
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
This Monday marks the 25th anniversary of the death of disco, which disguised itself pretty well as a Chicago White Sox fan riot
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anonymous bidder pays $202,100 to have lunch with Warren Buffett. No word if he's going to sing "Margaritaville"
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Having solved all non-stick problems, DuPont launches search for world's greatest grilled cheese sammich
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Sex offenders affecting property values
source: channelcincinnati.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Video clip of the "stupid dirty girl" comment, courtesy of TSG
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U2 spy plane that crashed in Seoul now hasn't crashed. Stay tuned as plane will soon call family from Lebanon to announce that it has not crashed and is unharmed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Four people gored in running of the bulls
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Blazing new trails in legal sentencing, judge tells sex offender to please stay away from the place where he does bad things
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sewage turning fish female due to large amount of female hormones in it -- men seen pushing their partners in
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Those fancy pieces of jewelry available from the vending machines outside Wal-Mart contain delicious lead
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch was the source who told the NY Post that Kerry picked Gephardt
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(Oakland Tribune)
 
 
 
Cops manage to catch and subdue marijuana suspect even after accidentally spraying themselves with pepper spray
source: oaklandtribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
In a move that leaves his campaign advisors smacking their heads, John Kerry admits that he "hasn't had time" to get a CIA terror briefing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Brother female contestants get drunk, run around naked and lick jam off each other's boobies
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Midnight Oil frontman-turned-politician Peter Garrett keeps having his lyrics thrown back at him by the opposition party
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German police officers quack in order to rescue ducklings from sewage pipe
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(The Southern Illinoisan)
 
 
 
Railroad overpass on I-57 collapses in Illinois. Train carrying coal spills onto highway
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New prostate treatments include lasers and microwaves. The hard part is getting the microwave oven back out
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three Americans arrested for running secret prison in Afghanistan. U.S. government denies invovlement. "We have Cuba for that sort of thing"
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(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Man raised as chicken freed by Rotary Club
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Salma Hayek (not safe for work)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If there ever was a running of the bulls photo that epitomized "total loss of bladder control," this is it (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon says it, uh... inadvertently destroyed some of President Bush's military records
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and I'm 12 years old -- hit it!
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
If your kids won't eat fruit, maybe they'll prefer new carbonated fruit, which fizzes like soda pop
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Photoshop other New York Post front-page scoops (link goes to most recent one)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese school puts RFID tags on students, claims it's for their safety
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(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an extravagant introduction to something or someone mundane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two Bulgarians and a Filipino now held captive by head-collecting Iraqis. In other news, there are Bulgarians and Filipinos in Iraq
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man gets two years for impersonating a woman in a chat room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fark.com as it would have appeared during major historical events
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida A&M reports that they've violated 196 NCAA rules
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kira Eggars (not safe for work)
 


Thu July 08, 2004
(BBC)
 
 
 
Five Infocom employees arrested for Grue-related terrorism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of being too large to fit in one seat? Song airline now to offer in-flight workouts
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(Pittsburgh Live)
 
 
 
Naked man found in ladies room waiting for his rocketship
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(Columbia Tribune)
 
 
 
For some reason, the University of Missouri is having a hard time finding someone to fill the Kenneth Lay Chair of Economics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bowie has emergency heart surgery, says he's feeling hunky dory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Depressed because you are fat? Maybe you are fat because you are depressed. Here comes the science
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(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Today's "merciless vandals steal inflatable mascot" story is brought to you by the Chik-Fil-A in Chino, California
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Villanova's basketball team placed on two-year probation, fans mutter something about Duke
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Absence makes the cock grow fonder, if record-breaking erotic letter from James Joyce to his wife is anything to go by
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(Lady Gambler)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop: Dice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Really odd summer jobs, including cooking weeners at a nude beach
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Citizens of a particular state surprised to be on felons list, ineligible to vote
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vet treats around 12 dogs and cats a year for being stoned. Your dog wants a puff
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Alaskans getting ready for the annual Moose Dropping Festival
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FCC hear about all that cussin' an' nudity on the TV, demand tapes
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
101st Airborne soldiers like to get it on: 220 births expected in November, nine months after the unit's return from Iraq
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(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Couple that had sex on stage to save the rainforest refuses to pay fine. Charity sex stunt ends up in court (article contains NSFW pic)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New research shows that smoking pot "for entire hours" will improve night vision, temporarily cure blindness, and allow you to watch the entire "Matrix" DVD box set
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(AFP)
 
 
 
"Speed dating" and "flash mobs" added to the Oxford Concise English Dictionary. Definition of "stupid" now takes up three pages
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, a firefighter saved a woman and helped her deliver her baby. Twenty years later, he saves the same woman he helped deliver from fire
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Police Academy 8
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two jailed for eating rare tiger. Everyone knows that tiger meat should be served medium-well
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gangs now playing Counter Strike instead of arguing over turf
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(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
One-hundred hot candidates submit to public scrutiny. Liberal use of bikinis. (May not be safe for work)
source: maximonline.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Hyde Pierce, Tim Curry and Hank Azaria to star in production of Monty Python's "Spamalot"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Size does matter, especially when your penis blocks the sidewalk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing marine that was kidnapped, beheaded, not beheaded, released, not released, released to family and now in Lebanon, released to family and now in Lebanon but which that time was a hoax -- is now sitting in a U.S. Embassy in Beirut. Maybe
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Cambodians line up to be healed by lick from miracle cow
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Town attacked by armored bulldozer raises relief funds by selling t-shirts with pics of said bulldozer
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ling Ling used his ding ding to get some offspring and get some swing swing, but he failed to be king king
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Talking tombstones to say things like "Get off me" and "You will die in seven days"
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Blond or brunette, Christina Aguelera is easy on the eyes -- most of the time. (Not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Already morally bankrupt, Catholic Church files Chapter 11 bankruptcy, too
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man busted for driving five mph down the wrong way of a one-way street, naked, watching child pornography downloaded off a stolen WiFi
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Only 38 percent of American men read a book last year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
University backs down, agrees to let blind student command his guide dog in French. Votre chien veut le bifteck
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(Privacy International)
 
 
 
Photoshop the "Big Brother Award" trophy presented by Privacy International
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Al Qaeda planning attack to determine U.S. election outcome. Supreme Court mourns loss of control
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sam Donaldson blames "no-good teenagers" for littering his property with dead bodies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George Michael shuts down forum on his webpage because people keep telling him "OMG. UR teh suxX0rs .111"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Philipines bar more workers from going to Iraq under threat to recall their troops, all 50 of them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out story about marine being kidnapped, beheaded, not beheaded, released, not released, released to family and now in Lebanon may be a hoax
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
Search of public-school boiler rooms uncovers millions in forgotten art masterpieces
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(Local News)
 
 
 
Strange syphilis strain spreading swiftly. Painful penicillin prick promotes palliative
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(The Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gatorade -- is it in your pool? (With pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boxer getting pwn3d
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Australian scientists say they have caught what they believe is the world's smallest fish. Getting the worm on the tiny hook was a bitch
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
American tourist, 79, gets lost in Bavaria after using 1914 travel guide
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(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Local DJ "robs" store as part of radio prank. Jailarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules that if men wanna sit around drinking naked, they have to include women
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(Evening Sun Online)
 
 
 
Man denies vandalizing neighbor's lawn even after cops tell him they followed a trail of mud and grass to find him
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Wed July 07, 2004
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Most NYC cab drivers are foreign-born
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Thirty pages of weeners (not safe for work)
source: delfina.dk
 
(Some rube)
 
 
 
What if Rube Goldberg designed kitchen appliances?
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Disgruntled husband sells 440 copies of surveillance video of cheating wife
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Shark attacks. New hotness: Eastern gray kangaroo attacks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Hooked on Phonics" sells customer info after promising it wouldn't. Changes phone number to 1-800-ABC-DEFU
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old girl charged with murdering father escapes after removing electronic monitor and gluing it to a cat
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(Web India)
 
 
 
FYI for overly paranoid fathers: If your daughter uses her cell phone a lot, she's probably a whore
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
University expels student for having a unilingual seeing-eye dog
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian Broadcasting Corporation blasted after public catches wind of website encouraging children to make better farts
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Seven gorillas escape from enclosure at Ohio Zoo, scatter supplies, fling poo
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Junk science and the Bush Administration
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(whotv.com)
 
 
 
Woman attending St. Louis Cardinals game gets beaned by foul ball twice during game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brando's remains cremated. Due to life of boozing, it took 10 firemen and four hours to put out flames
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Marine who was beheaded but then wasn't beheaded and called his family from Lebanon has now not called his family from Lebanon
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(Glossy News)
 
Boobies
 
One thing that could make Americans give a damn about soccer (not safe for work)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Olson twins dropped from "got milk" ads out of "sensitivity to their current situation." Or "We don't want people to equate milk with coked-out anorexics"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
NewsFlash
 
¡Dios Mio! Es Sam Donaldson! ¡Corra para su vida! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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(nbc10)
 
 
 
Man asks to be arrested for "being stupid," leads cops to drugs
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope to visit Northern Ireland, a region where more than half living there would happily use his hollowed-out skull as an ashtray. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Eircom.net)
 
 
 
Man disputes concept that peeing on stage is legitimate form of dance
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(wfts.com)
 
 
 
Doctor walking his pet pig on a rope struck by lighting
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ken Lay takes his first steps toward a well deserved butt pounding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Loaded with power from end to end! Top Cut: Nation's premier provider of show-pig semen
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sacramento firefighters use their equipment to attract women at the porn-star costume ball
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Britney, worth an estimated $100,000,000, won't ask her fiance/employee to sign pre-nup since she's marrying him for love, not money
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ear, nose and throat specialist denies examination of a woman's breasts and groin was inappropriate behavior
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Now batting clean up, a Filipino
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
New naked joke: Adele Stevens: Fly me (not safe for work)
source: wvw.ifilm.com
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Helpful hint: When smuggling 17 pounds of cocaine onto Amtrak, don't smoke marijuana on the train
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this crazy South American soccer fan and his crazy hat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several people trampled during running of the bulls; all claim gross negligence on the part of Spain, the bulls, the city of Pamplona, but neglect the maker of their running shoes
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
Survey finds Malaysia's soldiers and sailors are a bunch of fatass smokers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Il claims to have invented hamburgers back in 2000
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York Post pokes fun at itself after yesterday's foul-up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Loud noise prompts women to eat
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Three out of five German men didn't shower today
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Bush stellar judicial appointments continue: Latest appointee believes women should be subservient and that rape can't cause pregnancy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Turkish shave goes horribly wrong -- barber cut out of work. Feathers everywhere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't want your favorite player traded? Why not threaten the general manager with death
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(WND.com)
 
 
 
John Edwards built a fortune on junk science
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Treasure hunters flock to demolished school, searching for a time capsule believed contain rare Mickey Mantle rookie card
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The reindeer for Chronicles of Narnia movies must be digitally created due to NZ importation issues
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Today's "old fart musician becomes a father again when he almost needs diapers and pureed food himself" story brought to you by Kenny Rogers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to horse in Japanese advertisement. Furries worldwide asplode in excitement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas station sells $500,000 worth of over-the-counter pseudoephedrine containing decongestants. Apparently, there are a lot of sick people in North Phoenix
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Milk may protect against colon cancer. In related news, U.S. Dairy Association announces a whole new breed of disgusting "milk moustache" billboards
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes 20 miles apart have wrecked two homes owned by the same couple
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Teens can buy liquor about half the time during ID sting. "Our goal is to bring our numbers to zero. Truthfully, I feel good it will work"
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(Nettavisen)
 
Boobies
 
Couple has sex on stage during rockband Cumshots concert to save the rainforest (not safe for work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Design an advertisement for UltraFark. Link goes to GIS for "advertisement"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Spam to be eliminated in two years -- get you penis enlarged before it's too late
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's official -- words such as "arsed" and "bumfluff" are now legal in Scrabble
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(Some Houston Guy)
 
 
 
Final Reminder: Houston Fark Party, this Saturday, 6 PM at the Gingermann in Rice Village. We'll all meet on the back patio and yes, there will be women. (Look for us, we're the attractive ones)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Correctional officers decline to replace security sensor, then act amazed when low-security inmates scale fence to go hit the town
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Heathen scientists find bones of early humans that were planted by Jesus to test us
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boston Fark Party, July 24 at 7:00PM at JJ Foley's (Kingston, not Washington). Drew will be there, hope you will too
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The bottom of Puget Sound is not an approved rental car drop-off location
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ebay binge-buyers and the crap they collect
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Macy Gray takes the stage naked. The sound of men's testicles retreating back into their bodies heard clear through to Belfast
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Theme: Two things that rhyme with "cat" and a banana
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Tue July 06, 2004
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austrian president dead at 71. Nation mourns by putting another shrimp on the barbie
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
For lack of any better ideas, convicted murder uses "terrorized by a poltergeist" defense
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Severe storms in Midwest produce one amazing photo of storm cloud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corpse Flower blooming right now -- with live webcam
source: news.uconn.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turns out soy does not make women's bones stronger or their brains better. In other news, grapes do not make you double-jointed and jalapeno Cheese Whiz does not increase your guitar-playing skills
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Paris Hiltons of History
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times-Picayune)
 
 
 
Intelligent creatures might indeed exist somewhere else in this vast universe, and why wouldn't they want to visit the New Orleans area?
source: nola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KOIN)
 
 
 
If you live in Portland, Oregon, you can now flush with the knowledge that you have award-winning sewage
source: koin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After leading the team to the Euro 2004 final, Portugal coach Scolari being urged to run for prime minister. Says he's still holding out for Bosom Buddies TV-movie deal
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Local town trying to authenticate its Celtic Festival by including a huge robot monster
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of investors give a scammer $134 million over a 10-year period. Not one of them bothers to ask for a shred of proof that the company was legitimate
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(WHDH New England)
 
 
 
Massachussetts trying to get more pre-orders so they can produce "Cat in the Hat" license plates
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Elderly man calls police, says things like, "I'm covered in blood. Come rescue me quickly," then hides. Repeat this process 1,700 times
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Sure signs your interview isn't going to go well
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Come for the food, stay for the DNA test to see if you are related to Ghengis Khan. Here comes the science
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Can baseball be saved?
source: maximonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Raw sewage dumps into creek all weekend when last guy to leave Friday forgets to shut valve
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denver Nuggets interested in picking up Kobe Bryant. GM: "We figured he'd want a shorter commute to the courthouse"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ashley Judd gets locked out of her cabin in Yosemite wearing nothing but pimple cream and a smile. Sadly, The Sun was not there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British House of Lords decides it's still legal to spank kids, as long as it doesn't hurt
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(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to steal socks from boy, found to have 500 pairs of teen socks at house
source: nbc4columbus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chanting "Got milk," 50 mothers staged a protest "nurse-in" at a Houston shopping mall after one of them said security guards asked her to cover herself or move on while breast-feeding her four-month-old son
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old sex offender has sentence overturned because he committed offences when in a bad mood
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't use a sledgehammer to extract gunpowder from shotgun shells
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Roger Federer receives a 10-foot-long alphorn as a gift for winning Wimbledon
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Continental Airlines passenger has 40 fresh-caught fish stolen from his checked luggage
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
After nearly 80 years, one of the Midwest's finest purveyors of fake vomit, plastic dog poop and joy buzzers is going out of business. Time for a 21 whoopie-cushion salute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lisa Simpson enlisted into movement for Cornish freedom. What those little frozen hens are going to do once they get it still a mystery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN blames John Edwards for today's stock market dip. Because that's the only reason people are buying or selling stocks today
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Masked Iraqi group tells al-Zarqawi to leave or die
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
NY Post runs front page "exclusive" on Dick Gephardt being chosen as Kerry's VP
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dante's vision of honesty through paranoia realized: Utah restaurant using honor system to collect dinner checks
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(News-Observer)
 
 
 
In response to his flirtations with the NBA, Duke makes adjustments to Coach K's contract. Duke Chapel will now be known as the Coach Mike Krzyzewski Worship Center. No word yet on where Christ's picture will be stored
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from "I, Robot"
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(KFOR TV)
 
 
 
Three toddlers found wandering across town, said to have been asking about "612 Wharf Avenue"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Study shows cough medicine no better than sugar water
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Fark cited as "perhaps the Web's best party" and farkers quoted in results of last week's poll of top rock 'n' roll songs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check "robbing a bank with a bulldozer" off the list of things people haven't tried
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(This is Bath)
 
 
 
Thieves scale seven-foot fence to steal dog from rehoming centre
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Missing marine who had been rumored to have been beheaded now rumored to have been freed from captors
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Kerry chooses Edwards as VP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How about some free Makers Mark balls to go along with your Guinness bar towel?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed baby otter big hit at Philly Zoo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nigeria arrests 500 email scammers. Nation's GNP drops 50 percent
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(Ultraman)
 
 
 
Man sues McDonald's over lack of warning against forceful burger insertion
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A chili rub, while a tasty method of barbeque preparation, is not a parenting tool
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop irony at it best (or worst)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kindergarten painting sells for $75,000 after bidding war erupts between rich parents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
X-rays reveal icebergs under Captain Cook painting
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Jr. rewards fan who caught 500th home run with a trip to the All-Star Game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, how much crime at your college? Find out here. It's still the best six years of your life
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Best Buy's CEO admits that the best customer is a moron
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want to clamp down on violent videogames once again, refuse to accept some kids are farkin' nuts
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Mon July 05, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cute blonde (not safe for work)
source: mini-melons.com
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Photographer puts faces to grafitti taggers in New York, gets arrested for his trouble
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
World's longest concert comes two notes closer to ending today, only 636 years to go
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexican soldiers disrupt funeral of US Marine
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(Azom.com)
 
 
 
Scientist create miniature hotplate half the width of a hair. Your E. coli wants steak
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Men claim that the Wayans brothers stole their idea for "White Chicks." Why would you admit that?
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(Some Bike Guy)
 
 
 
Two kids bike across the country, stopping on the way to talk to Americans
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(WBNS 10tv)
 
 
 
Lacking mechanical engineering degree, or common sense, biker sets off home-made cannon. Mortality ensues
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(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Fourth of July pop-bottle rocket dodgeball game ends in tragedy
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Morning crew at Hard Rock Cafe scared silly after burglar falls through ceiling. Unknown if crook was telling 'naked blonde walks into a bar' joke at the time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Swiss bank employee kills a number of victims
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds the air inside Denver-area bars is worse than the air outside
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(TheGATE.ca)
 
 
 
Tim Burton gets his freak on with 'Cholocate Factory' remake. Your Oompa Loompa wants to kick Veruca Salt's ass
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Oil falls like rain in Capetown suburb
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(Some Radio Farker)
 
 
 
Hey @$$hole. Take the &%$#ing FCC indecency quiz
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop your greatest fear with your greatest love
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Freak injury' kills man in police custody They always say that
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(Morning Journal)
 
 
 
Today's highway spill brought to you by Amherst Township, Ohio. The Onion not amused
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart sacks his gardener, gardener then steals and crashes his car, Stewart pissed. The Sun is there
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Naked man stuck under a gate in downton Oslo after failing to get laid (with SFW pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sharapova...Sharapova...Lots of pics of this new babe..God Bless the Russians. (sfw)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists come up with 'magic ink' to make metal grow. Not for use on human biological components
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vice President Dick Cheney fires his f****** doctor after learning the physician abused narcotics
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(cdc.gov)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Magic the Gathering cards. New hotness: disease trading cards from the Centers for Disease Control
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Hen-Mania - Rooster transfixed by Wimbledon on tv
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef TV shows littered with poor hygiene
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India's railway minister passes responsibility over to Vishwakarma, the Hindu god of machines.
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(AstonMartin.com)
 
 
 
The V12 Vanquish - buy it and you'll never click on another "increase your size" email
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(Ohio News Network)
 
 
 
Two men killed when a homemade cannon explodes. No pic but story does have a neat-o cartoon cannon illustration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bombay has a leopard problem
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit Fark as a news announcement for grade schoolers over a PA system
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass german wombat born (pic)
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Car takes ultimate wrong turn, plows into roof of house (With pic)
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Base jumper gets tangled in lamp post after 34-storey jump (pics)
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(via blort)
 
 
 
Rapper Shekel brings Heeb Hop to tha streets. Yo. Um, I mean Oy
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Fireworks mortar blows hole in house (pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"It's small. It's expensive. And it will change the way the world listens to music." - Walkman 25 years old
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faulty electronic timer thwarts 100-year-old's attempt to prove he is the fastest centenarian
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Formerly irate, now dead, homeowner was told, "Man, you don't have to be like that over a porch." In hindsight, he probably shouldn't have been
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(FTIMES.com)
 
 
 
City trash haulers declare they won't take any shit
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Technically, Berkeley is part of America, but the beliefs, customs and language are as foreign as little green me...er, persons
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(WTVF)
 
 
 
Chicken nugget helps police catch McDonald's robber. Hamburglar unavailable for comment
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Inventor creates anti-"roofie" beer bottle lock. Thousands of losers will now have a harder time getting sex
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(Independent)
 
 
 
X-treme druid is now ex-druid
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(The Journal News)
 
 
 
Rock beats scissors, paper beats rock, two cops with guns beats an asshat with a couple of knives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coach Krzyzewski chooses to stay at Duke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You too will soon be chatting with a dolphin online
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Piazza to be starting catcher for Roger Clemens in the upcoming All Star game. In other news, Clemens reportedly petitioning major league baseball to not allow Piazza to use a glove during the game
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Thief, when asked why he clubbed old man over the head, say "Because I'm a bastard."
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
People are paying to walk through radon-filled mines in Montana believing the radioactive gas will cure their ailments
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop how a time machine would change your life
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(Honolulu Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Melon Headed Whales spend the night near Kauai beach
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Restaurant defies smoking ban with giant statue of pig smoking a cigarette out of his butt (with pic)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Baby-short Singapore has premiered a television series that follows a couple through the entire baby-making process
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The newest teen fashion must-have: White Castle T-shirts
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(Some Runner)
 
 
 
Officials exhausted by drunken tourists have issued guidelines for Running with the Bulls
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU fines Micro$oft $600 million for exploiting its monopoly. Micro$oft whinges about the fine being too big despite having more money than the entire EU
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wimbledon watchers want bigger balls. Here comes the science
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Frightened by a future of fuel economic cars, Oregon to test mileage tax as replacement for gas tax. Your government wants.
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(reporter.net)
 
 
 
Phish fan found gratefully dead in parking lot
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Go and pay your respects to The Cheat on Cheatday or he'll gnaw your face off
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Big Brother evictee sent back into house the next night, after vote miscount
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobayashi wins 4th straight hot dog eating competition; Keyser Soze unavailable for comment
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a headline you wish to see tommorow morning
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man draining lizard on side of road loses wallet containing nine thousand bucks to robber
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women reportedly plowing naked in Nepal
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inventors make udder fools of themselves with flying cow. Eeek unamused
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(Local 10)
 
 
 
Man crashes SUV into airport terminal counter. Reportedly told the ticket agent "I'll be back" moments earlier
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man runs to victory with wife's legs wrapped around his face
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