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Sun June 27, 2004
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women complaining they don't get enough construction jobs. In other news, men pissed they can't breastfeed in public
source: sanmateocountytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Another meteor strike reported. Chicken Little unavailable for comment
source: xtramsn.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts robbed twice in a few weeks. In other news, local restaurant announces new police discount program
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(58)
 
(Western Moning News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vietnamese man who claims to have world's longest hair
source: thisisdevon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Plague of rats snack on cars
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Chainsaw-wielding 11-year-old back in custody
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Militants in Iraq threaten to behead U.S. Marine hostage
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(1041)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
See your favorite toys bastardized. Collect RobertCop 3, Dragoonball, Spaderman, and other sad toys. Dead batteries included
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man causes reservoir shutdown by tossing in his dirty underwear
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man builds tree-frog hotels to keep them out of his pool
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Fahrenheit 9/11" becomes first documentary ever to top weekend box office
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(1544)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Underground home/former Nike Missile base for sale
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skynet... You're a witness to the beginning of the end... Fire up the time machine
source: jpl.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this heated battle between Mexico and Ireland
source: world-go.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Anti-war t-shirts banned at Utah schools to prevent violence from pro-war students
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(376)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Radiohead? Nirvana? The Knack's "Good Girls Don't"? Nominate your top five rock 'n' roll songs of all time
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(460)
 
(Cornish Guardian)
 
 
 
"No one wants to be cruel to horses but why do they need a complete kitchen?"
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(28)
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
Cruising on the miracle mile in Mansfield, Ohio. Small-town cruising is so cool
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(53)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Grieving widow hit for six during walk next to cricket pitch, demands better signage for idiots who can't avoid match in progress
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ninjas are skimming and digging for gold in Mongolia. Wild West ensues
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(43)
 
(Notts Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant's general manager in hot water after insulting customer in email she should have forwarded to boss, but actually returned to customer
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(55)
 
(This is Lincolnshire)
 
 
 
Cell phones found to lower sperm count
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(92)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hunky gymnast doing something on the ring-things
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man finds permanent home after being served eviction notice
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(37)
 
(Something in your shower)
 
 
 
Finally coming off his hangover from Thursday's Fark Party NYC, Soapdish posts his pix from the event
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(59)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Valedictorian of Brooklyn high school denied diploma for telling the truth about her school in speech
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(Honolulu Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Pizza delivery driver claimed he wanted to get his delivery done on time when stopped for racing another driver at 70 MPH
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Deer trashes beauty salon after being told it didn't have an appointment
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(23)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Zoo apes being supplied with hidden panel that allows them to shoot bursts of compressed air at unsuspecting visitors
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tokyo once again tops the "world's most expensive city" list. Godzilla required to pay deposit each time he visits now
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighters return to find the potatoes they left cooking burned down the station
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(53)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Record for naked bodies in a photo set today. But why in Ohio?
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, then strolls to barber shop for cut, shave and handcuffs
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something that Fark needs to sponsor. (Link goes to the king of sponsors)
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(86)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Cute cowboy (not safe for work)
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(73)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Company trustee removes pension from pilots. Pilot removes trustee from plane
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(81)
 


Sat June 26, 2004
(WJXT)
 
 
 
Decomposing body found in front seat of police car
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Wimbledon chair umpire fired for scoring mistake during Williams match
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Teens get fuzzy signal on sex from TV, at least until their parents get cable... then the message is clear
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice pairs on Amanda Lexx (not safe for work)
source: gals71.twistedcash.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Rutland Herald)
 
 
 
Attorney campares his client to Otis from The Andy Griffith Show -- client avoids jail time
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(24)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Bank robber goes to newspaper office to inform them the color of the getaway car was wrong in their article. You know what ensues
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man flying huge kite goes up, comes down, breaks everything
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man creates tiny, 5,000-piece model circus. Patience is a virtue
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding gets Gillooly'ed in boxing match
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(52)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Myron Tereshchuk used unsecured wifi networks to make untraceable extortion demands, only slipped up by writing "Make check payable to Myron Tereshchuk"
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ultrafark needs a logo. How can you have a secret society without a mysterious lo~~~+++ATHO?
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(154)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Crop circle either depicts giant Tesla coil, or was created by aliens revelling in England's soccer misery, claim experts
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to buy something cheap at an auction, have your six-year-old kid bid on it
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(59)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man gets into bar fight, knocks 400-pound lottery machine onto his foot. Apparently not embarassed enough, he sues the state lottery for negligence
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(63)
 
(webindia123)
 
 
 
Scientists find cure for hiccups. Apparently, scaring the shiat out of someone not enough
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(48)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The worst kind of porn is the accidental kind
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(131)
 
(news-medical.net)
 
 
 
U.S. Government to hold lottery among the sick to decide who lives and dies. Survivors proceed to the Lightning Round
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(217)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former hotdog-eating champ, who won in 1976 when he was only nine, coming out of retirement to bring "the belt" back to America
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(122)
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Student uses lighter to search for lost shoe, finds fire
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(44)
 
(AZ central)
 
 
 
Pot activists collect 6000 signatures for ballot measure legalizing one ounce of marijuana; forget to file petition
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(113)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jeopardy champ wins again. Now has won 18 straight games and $601,760
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(181)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama doesn't like PETA's asshattery of altering his statement
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(310)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Lucky Austin farkers get a shot at all-you-can-eat sliders from White Castle. Road trip!
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(58)
 
(Scranton PA)
 
 
 
If you're going to grow 150 pot plants, don't do it right above your record shop named "Electric Mindshaft"
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(38)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
TLC turns to reality show to replace Left Eye. Apparently William Hung wasn't available
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(63)
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Four-year-old caught riding quad bike on pavement
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(49)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man alleges Newport cigarette giveaways contributed to his mother's death
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(53)
 
(Visalia, CA)
 
 
 
The fence was six-feet high, the pot plants were seven-feet tall. A bad combination, his neighbors say
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(46)
 
(Bullz-Eye)
 
Boobies
 
Great boobies create great cleavage (SFW)
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(61)
 
(Some ToyMota Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Toyota Prius multi-function display. Link goes to page with many, many examples
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(104)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite state ranks second in the country in the category of most deadly car accidents caused by debris in the road. Emergency shipment of brooms on the way
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(39)
 
(Scunthorpe Telegraph)
 
 
 
Minstrels left black and blue after they refuse to play at wedding reception
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English sporting woes continue. Australia thrash England in rugby
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A Bush appointee must now give permission before government scientists are allowed to work with the World Health Organization
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(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Start your weekend of kitten killing off right. (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(pressconnects.com)
 
 
 
Village board suspends entire police force. Hilarity certain to ensue
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(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider to Roger Ebert: "I wish I could go back in time and get you laid"
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(147)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two guys and their huge schl... er... itty bitty cars
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(109)
 
(TrekToday)
 
 
 
Ben Folds putting his next album on hold to make music with Shatner (???)
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(98)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA determines that Phoebe is bumpy. Farkers already knew this from watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
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(53)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
A blood-soaked customer buying clothes and garbage bags will arouse suspicion, even at Wal-Mart
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(67)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hobbits fined for building house in national park
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(LancasterOnline.com)
 
 
 
Drinks Union to manufacture "pot flavored" liquor. In other news, Drinks Union to open bakery
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(41)
 


Fri June 25, 2004
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Five national parks have dirtier air than NYC
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(58)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Some random woman commandeers aircraft tug at O'Hare Airport. Hilarity ensues
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Scientist proposes 62,000 mile space elevator. Apparently read article on Fark last year
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(299)
 
(Click on Detroit)
 
 
 
Man gets entangled in running auger. Yes, those big things that dig large holes in the ground
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(KSBW 8)
 
 
 
Murder suspect successfully uses the "I'll punch my defense attorney in the face" tactic to get a new trial technique
source: theksbwchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Man runs in and out of stores, makes nonsensical statements and begs for help. Gets handcuffed by cops, then dies
source: news4jax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ahh... it's summer. The time of year when bricks ripen and fall from overpasses onto busy Detroit freeways
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(LATimes)
 
 
 
Man wins $1500 duck-calling scholarship to U of Arkansas
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Rochester Democrat & Chronicle)
 
 
 
NYC puts up fence to keep morons from diving into shallow water. Two morons climb over fence and dive in anyway, become paralyzed, sue city, win $25 million in free taxpayer money
source: rochesterdandc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this German church getting a new toupee
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Britney Spears confirms she is engaged to Kevin Federline. Countdown to divorce begins in 5... 4... 3...
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(244)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian lawmakers want to put pictures of cancerous lungs and gangrenous feet on cigarette packages
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old's quick thinking behind wheel saves mom
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Greeks treat the French like a lonely shepherd treats a handsome lamb. France out of Euro 2004
source: euro2004.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Police storm plane to stop latest drunken, smoking, cussing, fighting Norwegian
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Crinnie)
 
 
 
Crinnie's photos from last night's NYC Fark Party
source: prehensileprint.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Nice assortment of weeners (not safe for work)
source: nakedwellhungmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
In a further attempt to alienate consumers, Beastie Boy's new CD installs a virus
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(TheMilwaukeeChannel.com)
 
 
 
Cartman, that is not a ghost costume
source: themilwaukeechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Perfectly preserved ancient Indian settlement in Utah kept secret by land owner for 50 years, who only sold it to the state on a promise of protection
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mission to depths of the Arctic Ocean expects to find thousands of new marine species, giant alien spacecraft
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Isn't that your psycho-bitch ex-girlfriend trying to ram us from behind?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ten- and eight-year-old kids lead cops on high-speed chase though Pizza Hut parking lot
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Czech man survives being buried alive in a coffin for 10 days, calls David Blaine a wuss
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tanzanian politician stopped from placing death curse on colleagues to stop corruption
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(GWB)
 
 
 
Bush campaign releases new web ad that compares Democrats to Hitler
source: georgewbush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1044)
 
(Cincy Post)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds states, "I ain't never met Tim Montgomery." May claim intentional usage of double negative if ordered to testify
source: cincypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Economy grew at slower pace in first quarter; in other news, graph shows the GDP "flipping the bird" (with pic of graph)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(235)
 
(Abilene Reporter News)
 
 
 
Residents of Abilene can rest easy now that the mystery rock has been identified. It's a rock
source: reporternews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
 
 
 
Drunk driver attempts beatdown on arresting officers, then requests leniency by claiming to be a Catholic priest
source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When your wife has a knife in her hand and suggests that she doesn't want to watch soccer anymore. It's a good idea to change the channel
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(NBC5)
 
NewsFlash
 
Harrison Ford drops out of Illinois Senate race amid controversy over sexual escapades
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Danger Will Robinson: Your Internet asplode if you use IE right now. Or more media hysteria. Flip a coin
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Space walk suspended. Russians confused "This suit is leaking" for "I took a leak in my suit"
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Snake left with bad taste in its mouth after biting a baby in the diaper
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(40)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth embarks on career as Emergency Medical Technician after finally coming to terms with being washed up
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governator wants stray dogs terminated faster. Your dog wants Amber Alert
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(288)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Art restoration team working in Spanish cathedral notices pigeons fluttering around hole in ceiling. Stick camera inside, discover hidden Renaissance fresco of winged angels that had been covered for 300 years
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(45)
 
(Some Strat Lover)
 
 
 
Clapton's "Blackie" strat auctions for close to a million. Came with "No Stairway" clause
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(235)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Overstock.com is now the biggest employer in Afghanistan
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(b3ta)
 
 
 
David Beckham's Penalty Shootout 2004
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Stubborn liars meet to discuss Bigfoot experience
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Unlikely builders of Stonehenge or other ancient monuments
source: ak.imgfarm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Pigeons take over woman's home
source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cute redhead (not safe for work)
source: bikinipageone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
North Korea mad at all the attention Iraq's getting, threatens to test nukes so someone will listen to them
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(298)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
Scientists create plasma-based jet engine muffler. Currently being tested on Fran Drescher
source: news.newkerala.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting kicked off the high school basketball team. Worse: Having your mom punch out the coach
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man cites wife's obsession with Bryan Adams as grounds for divorce
source: thisisstaffordshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man suffers severe burns in attempt to refuel hedge-trimmer
source: thisisleicestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Drug-sniffing dog distracted by cats, misses the crack hidden in car
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Garden ornaments appear overnight in village, for second year running. Your neighbor wants gnome
source: thisislincolnshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman arrested during routine traffic stop for hot check she wrote in 1985 when she was a wild, reckless 65-year-old
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Estes Park, Colo. Fark Party -- tonight, 7pm at the Estes Park Brewery. Drew's in town, lock up the beer
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Atlantic City casino recreates "Dogs Playing Poker" with real pooches. Your mutt wants a royal flush
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(59)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
I have 6,000 rounds of ammunition, two rifles, a shotgun, a semi-automatic pistol, a revolver, an air rifle, a machete and a hunting knife and I plan to use them -- aawww, look, a cute widdle puppy
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(690)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
DMX arrested at JFK for attempting GTA
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(146)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Me in wheelchair, me play joke, me take all your Chinese food and give you a poke
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(45)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Soft-drink machine dispenses poisonous phosgene gas. Bystanders evacuated when they realize it's not Mountain Dew
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(64)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Create an appropriate touch-tone menu for the Fark.com Support Hotline
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Due to lack of car stereos in Cambodia, druggies steal crocodiles to sell for drugs
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(24)
 
(NCAAfootball.net)
 
 
 
Two FSU national championship trophies missing. Duke still trying to find their first one
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Governator and Anthony Pico high on happy gas
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(72)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The secret behind the the efficiency of bees. Here comes the science
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(56)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Poll shows 43 percent of Americans say they have common sense, then proceed to blow it on surprise "common sense" test afterward
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(568)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India tycoon said to pay $60 million for wedding
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(106)
 


Thu June 24, 2004
(WFTS-TV)
 
 
 
Asshat charged poor people for free state programs and services, now faces 95 years in prison
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(57)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
We're not gonna take it, no, we ain't gonna take it... we're not gonna take this 80's Hair Band Lyric Quiz, ANYMOOOORRRRRE
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sir? Kiss my (expletive), sir," Brown shouted, dropping the pants of his two-piece prison jumpsuit and pointing his rear end at the judge. This man will be a jailhouse hero
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(87)
 
(bellinghamherald.com)
 
 
 
Man accidentally shoots himself in the back with his roommate's AK-47. Yep
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Substitute any word in a popular song with "hippo" and depict
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(155)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia to allow foreigners to carry weapons for protection. Go ahead, punk, make my day
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man gets harpooned in the face by what appears to be Satan and survives (with freaky x-ray of harpooned skull)
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(118)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA draft discussion
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(143)
 
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
Gary Oldman handpicked by George Lucas to play the "deadliest" Star Wars villain yet. The plan is for him to brutally slay Jar Jar Binks
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(265)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cheney drops F-bomb on Leahy
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(518)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Portugal beats England 6-5 in thrilling penalty shoot-out in Euro 2004
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(257)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Today's too-good-to-be-true "tropical fruit gives women big boobies and makes them horny" story brought to you by the Amazon
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(34)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Athlete implicates the balloon-headed Bonds in using performance-enhancing drugs
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(68)
 
(RGI)
 
 
 
Walter Ball shoots wife Cindy Ball, then abducts three daughters, one of which shoots him. Police say it took a lot of balls
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(108)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Giant autonomous dump trucks will carry 400 tons, find Sarah Connor
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study says men want to put off marriage until they are ready. Translation: Not until I've banged all the other girls
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(153)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nude Colin Farrell "has nothing to be ashamed of, but he's no Ewan McGregor"
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AOL information seller gets stiffed by Viagra spammer
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee accused of being a "seriously weak deejay"
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(116)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here comes the judge. Literally. The Smoking Gun is there
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(171)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
Boobies
 
Italians collapse in Euro 2004 but country comforted by huge-boobed soccer announcer (SFW)
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(148)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
City examing options to get rid of garbage, including "sending it to the sun on a rocket ship." Ming the Merciless unavailable for comment
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(101)
 
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding robber flees gas station with rice krispy treat loot. Snaps and crackles when tasered by police
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(40)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish MP's to have "Weekly Apology Time" if they mislead the government. No plans for "weakly nap time" or "weakly stripper time" as of yet
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bad news: Waking up to discover cement truck wrecked in front yard. Good news: Won't have to cut quite as much grass in future
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(52)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Tourist reminds us why we should never climb over the guard rails at the edge of a canyon
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(183)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Denise Richards to pose for Playboy. Kittens flee major cities
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(249)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's hair-stealing stripper strikes again
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these martial artists
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist rides 5,632 miles from the northernmost tip of Alaska to Key West, Florida in 100 hours to set a new Iron Butt record
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(89)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
Boobies
 
Behold the royal cleavage of Princess Madeleine of Sweden (SFW)
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(385)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Bush praises ex-con who hasn't paid $300,000 restitution as an "inspirational person"
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(548)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Academics meeting to discuss link between horror films and 9/11
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man takes police on car chase in L.A., ensuing capture and beat down caught on camera
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(210)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democratic group funded by George Soros is hiring felons convicted of sex offenses, assault and burglary to go door to door registering voters in key states
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(242)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Vanessa Redgrave, 67, to do a nude scene. Unfortunately for us, The Sun is there (SFW)
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(95)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
WWII vet feels the need to mark curse words out of nearly 400 library books and replacing them with "God is enough." Media treating him worse than Islamic militants ensues
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(198)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Stonehenge has been in England for more than 3,500 years. Now the Welsh want it back
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(94)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Senator Hatch proposes bill allowing artists to sue companies that profit from file sharing. Bill that allow murder victims to sue Smith & Wesson, Ginsu deemed ridiculous
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(178)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having solved all other spiritual issues, Dalai Lama warns KFC to stay out of Tibet
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(142)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Czech Republic players offered 160 liters of free beer if they win Euro 2004
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Dick Cheney to duck those hunting his energy task-force files. Quack quack
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(292)
 
(Red Sky Bar)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party Tonight. Red Sky Bar, E. 29th St., 6PM
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(68)
 
(Pressconnects.com)
 
 
 
Assistant manager at mall store tries to kill a spider by burning it. Hilarity ensues
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(85)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teacher's receiving boxes of free CDs from recording industry anti-trust settlement aren't sure what they'll do with 114 copies of Meredith Brooks' "Blurring the Edges," which includes the song, "Bitch"
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(87)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Inventor of ASCII code, the Esc key and the Backslash dies. 82 73 80
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(179)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Batman scales church scaffold in order to gain contact with his children (with pics) (96)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Berkeley may legalize prostitution. Bad news: Most Berkeley women don't shave and reek of patchouli
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(174)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Farmer who terrorized Washington D.C. by driving tractor into pond sentenced to six years in jail
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(133)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two bombs go off in Turkey, feathers everywhere
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(225)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
British tourism hotspot's only cafe always closes in a downpour
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
How does it feel? How does it feel, to have a Ph.D.? In musicology? Dr. Bob Dylan, how does it feel?
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(119)
 
(Nottingam Post)
 
 
 
Nine million Brits will phone in sick if England beats Portugal in Euro 2004 tonight. England manager expected to phone in sick if they lose
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(148)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shocked and a little aroused: Pot-smoking, topless dominatrix runs for office
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(65)
 
(Mike)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Mr. T lookalike and his pet rock
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(103)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Senior Agriculture Department official's statement that people who eat at food banks are "taking the easy way out" doesn't go over well
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(549)
 
(Prime)
 
Boobies
 
Pretty brunette with pleasant posterior (not safe for work)
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(154)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Utah man wins $500K+ on Jeopardy
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Internet-enabled surfboards. Your Big Kahuna wants email
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(32)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
City dump manager has decorated his whole house in "Early Trashpile"
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(46)
 
(Cnews)
 
 
 
Would you care for some Moose Cheese to go with your Cristal and Caviar?
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Classic video games make a comeback
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(191)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"No one steals from God." Priest puts robber in half nelson to keep him from stealing church's money
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(118)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Undercover police sting discovers mass orgy of 100, yes, 100 people on cruise ship in Cyprus
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(209)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Genetic mutation turns tot into superboy, strangely susceptible to kryptonite
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(128)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scrubbed NASA program has potential to beam solar power to earth
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New molecules discovered in Milky Way. Universe snickers
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(55)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Playgirl Magazine, showing that it has a sense of humor, asks its readers if Andy Rooney is sexy
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naturally decaffeinated coffee plant discovered. Cure for cancer delayed while scientists try to wake up in the morning
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(34)
 


Wed June 23, 2004
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Photoshop "Captain Frodo" after a little too much pipe weed. In related news, Samwise Gamgee spotted at a pet store purchasing kittens
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(66)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Drunks "hijack" milk float, speed off at 20 mph
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(57)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
How can the second D&D movie be worse than the first? Make Paris Hilton star
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(213)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Demonstrating a clear grasp of the technology, Sen. Orrin Hatch compares P2P networks to "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
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(176)
 
(WKKJ.com)
 
 
 
The world falls back in balance as Saved by the Bell "star" gets divorced by certified hottie only days into marriage
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
The Lane Twins (SFW)
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Movie ticket prices hit all-time high just as more commercials are being shown
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops sell doughnuts in fundraiser; promise not to eat all doughnuts before completing delivery
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hyundai admits problem with airbags; says, "Hey what do you expect, it's a Hyundai"
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(108)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Town spends nearly $55,000 in all-out search for missing toddler only to realize she was napping behing the couch
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(45)
 
(FT)
 
 
 
Halliburton in trouble for bribery in Nigeria
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(100)
 
(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
Entire house stuck in middle of street after vehicle moving it breaks an axle. Owner yells at onlookers to get off his driveway
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(44)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet 24-year-old Jason Smathers, the AOL software engineer who sold out AOL's entire subscriber list to spammers. Faces up to five years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. The Smoking Gun is there
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(175)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft patents power from human cells. Zion needs your help
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Saudi officials offer militants a one-month limited amnesty -- surrender now and save your lives. If not, heads will roll
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(83)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pollution study finds Houston refineries emit three times as much as reported. New Jersey says them's fightin' words
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Beer.. It's good for you
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me"
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(474)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
WiFi companies going bankrupt faster than you can say "bubble"
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(35)
 
(CBS 11)
 
 
 
Corpse flower ready to spread its stench (with link to corpse flower cam)
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(53)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Tanker truck carrying glue overturns on highway on-ramp creating sticky situation and gumming up traffic
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(51)
 
(TMCNet)
 
 
 
AOL employee busted for selling screen names to spammers. You've got jailarity
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(73)
 
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
If you're the No. 1 draft pick in baseball, slated to receive a $3.15 million signing bonus, there's really no reason for you to bite a bouncer
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(46)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
British soldiers not released. Iran needs a good spanky
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(218)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Teens ask teacher for help converting kilos to ounces for their cocaine-trafficking business. Jailarity to ensue
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(54)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: A tarantula, an onion and a No. 2 pencil
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Euro 2004 Grass Diving discussion thread. Theme: Mock the eliminated Germans.
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed in Scott Peterson case
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(86)
 
(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Cops say cyber-urinals would stop drunks peeing through letterboxes
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(28)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Venereal disease invented by British monks 600 years ago. Columbus off the hook at last
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey coach, my freckles hurt" about the only injury major leaguers are not claiming this season
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force unveils robot warriors to guard base perimeters, rescue Sarah Connor
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(130)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
Good news: Beer truck overturns on city street, driver uninjured. Bad news: It's Coors Light
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(127)
 
(IrelandOn-Line)
 
 
 
"I was deathly afraid," says Mike Melvill, pilot of SpaceShipOne
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(190)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman wins $10 million in lottery, suffers heart attack because of the constant barrage of calls and letters begging for money
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(127)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders shocked to see penis
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(206)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
New England Patriot leaves his Super Bowl ring in the bathroom of a Providence mall
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(96)
 
(The Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Man attemps home robbery at 1 PM while gun-toting homeowner is present. Burglar flees for his life, leaves behind his running Caddy
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(128)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today carries AP story about USA Today price hike
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(83)
 
(Kansas DoR)
 
 
 
Drug dealers are required by law to purchase drug tax stamps
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(210)
 
(Times-Recorder)
 
 
 
"For some reason he decided to be a good citizen and show up for court." Meth lab suspect arrested in traffic court
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Wednesday morning boobies, courtesy Kira Eggers (NSFW)
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(128)
 
(KOB TV)
 
 
 
Billy the Kid to undergo "modern" forensic testing. Feared he actually retired to Florida
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iranians put aside the fact that they are evil, agree to release British crew today
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(198)
 
(NBC10)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby zonkey born in California. Zonkey?
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(117)
 
(Star-Press)
 
 
 
Highest point in Indiana will be garbage pile. Fifty feet higher than the nearest silo
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" named best movie song of all time. "Batdance" somehow omitted from the list
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(274)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Lincoln, Neb. mayor sends Cheney the bill for all the extra security needed during visit. With pic of Cheney and his "Whoah, hey, hold on a sec" face
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(239)
 
(Ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Police arrest man they dubbed "Rambo," for his habit of wearing loin cloth, running around with knife. Ted Nugent officially jealous
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Words that defeat even the most cunning linguists
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(126)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ivory Soap makers have lied to the public for the last 141 years
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(128)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Two teens unable to control their intense sexual urges after viewing "Dodgeball"
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(129)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Nearly three million dollars worth of drugs -- including 559 pounds of marijuana -- are missing from the Memphis Police Department's evidence room. In other news, doughnut shops in Memphis report brisk business
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(103)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
482 more toddlers and elderly persons sued by RIAA for file swapping
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(264)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Mexican standoff, old Spanish customs and other high Dutch explained. France does the Dutch Defense
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(45)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man answers door in the nude. Gets mugged for his troubles
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark makes it big in Charleston, SC
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(178)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Zoo's gorillas get a new outside exhibit where kids can crawl through tunnels and pop-up in glass bubbles next to them. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Estes Park, Colo. Fark Party on Friday, Jun 25th at 7pm at the Estes Park Brewery. Drew's in town, lock up the beer
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
London's first naked shopping event attracts only 15 people
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big roots, two dorks
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(96)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
New study speculates Vladimir Lenin died of syphilis
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(51)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The nation gathers in Louisville, KY for third annual Lebowski Fest
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(92)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Outkast to be sued by Rosa Parks for song that references "moving to the back of the bus"
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(144)
 
(Excite)
 
Boobies
 
Female fans of the Euro 2004 (safe for work)
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(105)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Luna the Lonely Whale prefers canoes over pods
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(18)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenage girl shoves five-year-old off building to hide fact she was at video arcade. Says, "Told you I was hardcore"
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi miliants vow to assassinate new Iraqi Prime Minister and, if they have some free time, Salman Rushdie
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(415)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$100,000 offered to newlyweds J. Lo and Marc Anthony if they can stay married for 18 months
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(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Burning down the restaurant you work in will not solve your problem of not enough work shifts
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(31)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy hottie: Carla Harvey (not safe for work)
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Burger King paper crown in unlikely places. Link goes to inspiration
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(118)
 
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Colin Ferrell's huge shlong stuns audience. The Sun is there (SFW)
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(152)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Diet of steak, bacon leads to cancer and heart disease
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(148)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Farmers who brought you Chi-Chi's Green Onion Hepatitis Surprise want to resume shipping to U.S.
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(31)
 
(Trekweb)
 
 
 
Budget for "Star Trek: Enterprise" to be cut in half to reflect that it's only half as entertaining as the original show
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(168)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Court tells inmate -- who asked to die, got his wish, then changed his mind -- "We don't do do-overs"
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(71)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Woman giving birth breaks her water twice, the second time with her car and a fire hydrant (with pic)
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(18)
 
(survivorupdates.com)
 
 
 
Survivor alum Jenna Lewis brings video camera on honeymoon. Twenty bucks says you can guess what ensues
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(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea flooding West with near-perfect U.S. currency. South Korean strippers nervously check their g-strings
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(143)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
When you ride a motorcycle from the northernmost road in Alaska to the southern tip of Florida in 100 hours, hemorrhoids are just another road hazard
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like Reagan himself, Reagan dime idea "pretty much dead"
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(236)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore lifts ban on poultry imports from U.S., except Texas. Luckily, there are no bans on interstate commerce in the U.S.
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(35)
 


Tue June 22, 2004
(Some Moogle)
 
 
 
Creepy guy in his 30s obsessed with Harry Potter's Emma Watson makes a Hermione Granger Countdown site
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(390)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Due to the high number of mistaken operations on wrong body parts, surgeons will now use a pre-slice checklist
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gypsy group to sue IBM for providing punch-card machines that facilitated Nazi extermination campaigns
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(122)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
South Korea proves they have bigger nads than Spain
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(401)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So what is the deal with that strange bracelet Bill Clinton has been wearing last couple of years?
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(137)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Greek soccer player celebrating a goal
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(125)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
U.S. administration won't exchange aid for nuclear disarmament in North Korea. However, U.S. administration will author agreements in which South Korea and Japan do so
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(129)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In between licking their own genitals and scooting on the rug, dogs can predict epileptic fits in children
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(69)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun is there to assimilate Jeri Ryan's divorce records. Still no hot Borg-on-Vulcan action
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(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France surrenders to large housecat
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(52)
 
(KOLA TV)
 
 
 
Remember that Northwest jet that landed at an air force base? It almost took out three guys painting the runway
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(37)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man keeps father's dead body in storage unit for four months before deciding to call police
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
John Kerry cancels campaign trip to New Mexico to make an appearance at the Senate. Apparently he's a member there
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(174)
 
(KVFS12)
 
 
 
Controversy hatched when Federal Agents sieze 8,800 pounds of powdered egg-white product
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More free publicity for Farenheit 9/11 as the MPAA upholds their "R" rating for the film
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(383)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman develops phobia of toilets after falling off one. Not scared of lawyers, however
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(49)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New owners of Lizzie Borden house want to open murder-themed Starbucks next door
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(60)
 
(pjstar.com)
 
 
 
Stolen doughnut truck in cross-county police chase. It's a jelly
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shockingly, Italy has been eliminated from the 2004 European Grass Diving Championships
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(166)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Senate votes 99-1 to increase TV, radio indecency penalties. Still no cure for health care, wealthfare, social security, balanced budgets or cancer
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(301)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The pope finally condemns the issue that cannot be ignored: Madonna's support of Kabbalah
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(147)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man, nearly blind in one eye, wins $34,800 in suit after being denied firearm safety job. "I can shoot as well as anybody"
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(105)
 
(ZWire)
 
 
 
Outraged cowboy demands rodeo clowns be less crusty
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motorist stops deputy for speeding -- entire family ends up jailed
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(186)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nineteen people not at Neo-Nazi convention struck by a single bolt of lightning. In other news, DUCK...
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(141)
 
(Webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Schoolboy not allowed to take exam because he was wearing wrong color pants
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(67)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Tedious lecture on America's lack of "moral authority" from a clergyman who fathered a child out of wedlock and hid it from his congregation
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(93)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Today's "146 dogs in a single house" story brought to you by Denver, CO
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(40)
 
(gopbi.com)
 
 
 
Politician sends flyers to Jewish voters with anti-Semitic graffiti on the cover
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(61)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Michael Moore skewed interviews to suit his own agenda in Farenheit 9/11
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(719)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Clip from Farenheit 9/11: Michael Moore ambushes Congressmen to sign their kids up to fight in Iraq. Hilarity ensues
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(233)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
New Black Fark T-shirt now available
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(58)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Burrowing catfish threaten Lake Okeechobee dikes and levees. Chevy drivers cautioned
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(42)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Olsen twin enters treatment for "eating-related issue"
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(246)
 
(Coshocton Tribune)
 
 
 
When you mix up Civil War re-enactors and ghost hunters, you end up with The Haunted Ground Civil War Reenactment, June 25-27
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(34)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Toxic chemical used in rocket fuel found in the milk of some California cows. Authorities looking into alien abduction as the cause
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(50)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pony-tail thief a real horse's ass
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iraqi militants reportedly behead Korean hostage
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(1347)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spilled turkey boobies shut down I-70 in Kansas City (with video)
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(39)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The buffalo wing turns 40
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(189)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thieves steal more than $70,000 worth of laundry detergent. Tyler Durden sought for questioning
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(42)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ellen Degeneres holding the Olympic torch
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawyer, 95, finally wins appeal of 1949 case that exonerates client who's been dead for 31 years
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(38)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Raft with African refugees washes up on Spanish nude beach, including a newborn with six fingers
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(66)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
New service in Russia will tow home drunks in their car with their friends and a complimentary bottle of champagne
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon to release declassified memos showing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld approved interrogation tactics
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(288)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lollapalooza tour with Morrissey headlining canceled because of poor ticket sales. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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(278)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. gives Iraq "legal" custody of Saddam. No word on holiday visits or child support payments
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(108)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Russians used cloud seeding to ensure sunny weather for Paul McCartney concert
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(88)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Vietnam veteran fighting for the right to be buried in his backyard
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(82)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pistol -- responsible for deaths of 8.5 million people -- found gathering dust in Jesuit community house in Austria
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(180)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
High school wins after raising lots of money; declares itself overlord of all high schools
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(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We opened the door and saw an elk in our bed"
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(58)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Study concludes that the blind have a tough time filtering out spam; have to listen to their computers attempt to pronounce "dqcb pen. is"
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baseball-sized hail falls in Texas. No word yet on tornadoes in L.A. or tidal waves in New York. (We need pics)
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(104)
 
(Red Sky Bar)
 
 
 
NYC Fark Party. Thursday, June 24, 6PM at Red Sky Bar
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(61)
 
(dw-world.de)
 
 
 
German telecom companies hide antennae by turning them into crucifixes. Angry Christians ensue
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(100)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears flips out when her car hits a photographer. The Sun is there
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(272)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Abstinance the only answer after dancer developes rash allergy to pole
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(57)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What happens to all the merchandise made in advance for the losing team of a national championship (link goes to GIS for Lakers t-shirt)
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne edges out Satan to be named "most important person in rock"
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jeri Ryan claims husband pressured her for public sex acts. Resistance is futile
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(189)
 
(thestate.com)
 
 
 
Merrill Lynch pulls out of Google IPO. Oh skeet skeet
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(56)
 
(Vegas Virgin)
 
 
 
First-timer to Las Vegas seeks tips on what to do, how not to get mauled by tiger
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(177)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man trying to break longest-hair record last washed his six years ago. Your dog wants Prell (w/pic)
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cool pic of big-ass wave hitting Japan
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Start-of-the-week blues chased away by a little Cameron Diaz jogging care free and topless on the beach. Not safe for work
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(112)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Car-sharing program unveiled in neighborhood chock-full of BMW-driving, trust-fund babies
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(63)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: U.S. Army sets up video-game studio to design follow up to "America's Army"
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(153)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
High school dropout gets perfect GED
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(159)
 


Mon June 21, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elephants tie inmates 5-5 in soccer game
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Movie studios ante up $500 bounty for catching movie pirates in theaters
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(82)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Man fills truck up, is unable to pay for gas, so gives truck to gas station and steals another car later
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Reviews don't dampen Clinton book buzz becuase even poorly written sex stories sell. (Editor: Har)
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: With all the X-Treme products, photoshop products that don't benefit from being extreme (X-Treme)
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(133)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"19th Hole" on trial for Super Bowl stunt
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(54)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Mystique Girls (not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman cleans up city by accidentally killing 250 flying rats
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(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mass. toll collectors, upset over futile Red Sox, lash back at customers. The Smoking Gun is there
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(96)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Princess Diana's ex-butler is performing a one-man show about being Princess Diana's ex-butler
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(28)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Lexington is famous for its Fark
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England goes on to the Euro 2004 quarter finals - Croatia gets pwned
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(91)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Gilligan's Island reality show is holding auditions in Boston. AudioEdit a Gilligan's Island scene spoken by Bostonians
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(25)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You think you got problems? Try not being able to afford to get your wheelchair out of the impound lot
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro warns Bush about launching an attack on Cuba, threatening all-out war
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(442)
 
(Some Cheap Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Five bucks off at Domino's tonight again, thanks to their "#15 Wins" NASCAR promotion
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
DJ uses rap music to explain part of Einstein's Theory of Relativity, fo shizzle
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(78)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
WNBA star Lauren Jackson does nude shoot. Dribbling allowed (SFW)
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(158)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The Dangeresque saga continues
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(120)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Syrian jailed for 2.5 years for downloading banned material from the Internet
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(126)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eastern Europe's newest taste treat: Chocolate-covered pork fat, nicknamed "Ukrainian Snickers"
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(79)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man buys bush2004.com domain, sets up satire site, turns down neocons offer of $135,000 for the domain
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(303)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Devout Buddhists not too wacky about corporate advertisements inside Bangkok temple
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck wins California state poker championship
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader picks his partner in election spoiling... er running mate
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(487)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy forced to write apology note in blood
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists believe fiberglass sharks will help save endangered turtles
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists develop antidote for burping sheep
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Estes Park, CO Farkers want to grab a beer this week? Drop me a line and/or post a comment -- Drew
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(158)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hotmail thinks it's too hot for Gmail, blocks all incoming Gmail invites and email
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(574)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Karl Malone says losing the NBA championship isn't the worse thing that could happen to him. Photoshop the worse thing that could happen to him
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(104)
 
(The Oregonian)
 
 
 
Oregon doctor "massages trigger points" with his meat mallet, charges state $5K. Still not curing cancer
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(70)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Sunshine State" of Florida not as sunny as first thought, is actually fifth sunniest in U.S. (Contains slightly disturbing picture of man-boobies)
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(123)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
First private, manned rocket successfully lifts off for space today
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(527)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Why does helium make your voice sound funny? Here comes the science
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(73)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"You have reached the Nuclear Weapons hotline. If India is firing missile, press 1. If Pakistan is firing missile, press 2. To speak with a representative of the military, stay on the line..."
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Connecticut's governor to resign to avoid impeachment on corruption charges
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(194)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iran confiscates three British warships. In other news, Iran has a navy
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(618)
 
(New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Woman falls victim to purse-snatcher on her way to anti-purse-snatching rally
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British school bans the miniskirt, claims it has "risen to inappropriate level"
source: