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Sun June 20, 2004
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video of South Korean hostage captured by Al Queda released, gives 24 hour deadline before the beheading begins
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(840)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey, Jr. becomes 20th major leaguer to hit 500 home runs
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney plays before a crowd of 50,000 in Russia. Forty-thousand Russians say that John Lennon "sure looks good for his age"
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Solstice celebrations at Stonehenge attract thousands of pagans, druids and hippies
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(210)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman killed in chariot accident. Ben Hur unavailable for comment
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(31)
 
(Coshocton Tribune)
 
 
 
Halle Berry faces uphill battle to convince people that she will make a good Catwoman
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(159)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Have a pancake in honor of the IHOP founder, may he rest in peace
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(71)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Climbing the social ladder Italian style. Your pet human wants money
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(55)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants sell rubber chickens to protest Barry Bonds' walks
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(75)
 
(TU-Online)
 
 
 
Woman removed from cruise ship in shackles over year-old, unpaid marshmallow bust fine
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strategy of stuffing commercial radio full of ads has backfired
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(177)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
P. Diddy is jetting to the Hamptons today to finalize his plans for a big red, white and blue theme party he's throwing the Fourth of July as he continues his "Please, white people, like me" campaign
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(82)
 
(CollegeJournal.com)
 
 
 
How a 24-year-old got hired by Bush to rebuild Iraq's stock market. Kneepads included
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(212)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Submit designs for the Washington State quarter. Best designs will get media coverage. Difficulty: No Microsoft or Starbucks
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(103)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
EMT arrives at scene of fatal hit-and-run only to realize that he'd run the man over right about here the night before
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 37th birthday, Nicole Kidman. Rawr
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(104)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New version of Eighties fashion trends promises to squeeze any semblance of cool out of preppiness
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(84)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
History says an army can never conquer a religious theocracy in Iraq or Utah. Also, never get involved in a land war in Asia
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(70)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bacardi hunts Grey Goose
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(50)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Duck with nine ducklings escorted by the police on their way through the city (slideshow)
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Archbishop of Canterbury to appear on "The Simpsons"
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The U.S. has Burning Man, Scotland has Wickerman
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(48)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Teenager turns down free trip to England to see Arsenal play so he can concentrate on his studies. Also refusing dates from supermodels, offers of free liquor
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(60)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Northwest pilot lands slightly southeast, at Ellsworth Air Force Base. Interrogation ensues
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Where else to locate a monsoon study center but in Tucson Arizona. Home of the twice yearly monsoon rains
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WiFi-blocking wallpaper Tin-foil hat wearers rejoice
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Candles to kill bacteria. Your hospital is about to become more romantic
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia to militant Muslims: Repent or die
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(153)
 
(BostonHerald.com)
 
 
 
I'm the Moses of Boston. I'm going to lead my people to the Providence land
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Father's Day boobies -- Heather Hanson (not safe for work)
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(117)
 
(CarKeys UK)
 
 
 
European Union legislation effort to make women's auto insurance cost the same as mens on the grounds of "sexual discrimination" falls flat
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(68)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pethouse Pet of the Week (sfw)
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(37)
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: "Solstice Celebration"
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(56)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shawn Wayans says having your weener tucked back for 60 days is "what they should have done to those people in al Qaeda"
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(72)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reporter would rather talk with Will Smith about his spiffy new trailer than "I, Robot"
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(56)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Theme: If Steven Spielberg made low-budget art films
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(103)
 
(newscientist.com)
 
 
 
SpaceShipOne set to launch Monday as first civilian-built spaceship. Ready to go before billion-dollar government program -- all for only $40 million
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(105)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 100 greatest British albums of all time
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(238)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
C3-PO gets elected to Robot Hall of Fame
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
CF-18 pilot, envious of fellow pilot who dropped missile on driving range yesterday, decides to steal spotlight by ditching his aircraft at same location
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(73)
 
(Abilene Reporter-News)
 
 
 
Man finds rock while clearing underbrush, picture included
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(124)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Poms lose again. Handbags damaged. Meeting at 3pm
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(55)
 
(Some Farker with a father)
 
 
 
Happy Father's Day you big lugs
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Bowie gets impaled by a lollipop during concert
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(123)
 
(Flexbeta.net)
 
 
 
Flexbeta compares free and not so free spyware removal utilities. Verdict: One is not enough
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With the release of the new Army uniform, show some of the rejected versions
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(98)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Consumer advice editor goes undercover as a car salesman for three months, reveals all
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(50)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated should make them ALL swimsuit issues
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(20)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
French court fines AOL for "abusive and illegal" clauses in contracts. America surrenders
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(78)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Another SUV-driving asshat attempts to answer cellphone in traffic (w/photos)
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(176)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Cisco wants to teach your network "self-defense". I want Chiun to program mine for Sinanju
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Comets gone wild 2 (with picture)
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(31)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Inspectors to scour Scotland for best food. Haggis cooks need not apply
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(26)
 
(ABC 7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Seizure of 15 tons of illegal fireworks sparks evacuation
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remote-controlled ricer racers are all the rage
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(103)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Edmonton math teacher wins thousands in Canadian Monopoly Championship
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(43)
 


Sat June 19, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Spike Lee receives key to the City of Dallas
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(93)
 
(newindpress.com)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz is very happy with his neighbour Courtney Love, who has a fetish for running naked in her apartment building
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(65)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Clinton becomes "visibly angry" while asked questions over Lewinsky during BBC TV interview
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(383)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Britney cancels tour. Music fans rejoice
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(114)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pictures from last night's Fark Party at HiFi
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A hobo, a hammer and Lando Calrissian
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frat nearly destroys rental property. Frat adviser says they don't deserve to be sued for the incident
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(150)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing rocks
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(53)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
AAA study finds that roadway debris can be a safety hazard
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(51)
 
(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why white grapes aren't red. Here comes the science
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surprise meteor shower possible in June
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(60)
 
(Some Wisconsinite)
 
 
 
Underage driver with 0.23-percent BAC and two teens evade police at over speeds over 100 mph... for a while
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(54)
 
(Coshocton Tribune)
 
 
 
Cow Patty Bingo on June 26th
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Coolest pillow ever -- The Chillow
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(96)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newly crowned prom queen Courtney Arciaga hasn't let progeria dim her spirit
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(159)
 
(Animal Planet)
 
 
 
World's biggest and baddest bugs on TV tonight. Heebie jeebies...
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(45)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
A gallery of nice weeners (not safe for work)
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada spews out the next angry punk-rock girl. Every generation got it's own disease
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(199)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Your Lakers asplode
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(156)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Quick, while they are busy worrying about the fat, we can pump up the salt
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(48)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Breaker breaker, Jesus, you got yer ears on?
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Astronauts to use silly putty to repair shuttles
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(44)
 
(TF Gmailer)
 
 
 
Gmail for the troops: Get involved
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(210)
 
(Some finn)
 
 
 
Photoshop the European Parliament's new Finnish member celebrating his victory
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(82)
 
(The Washington Times)
 
 
 
Goodbye cicadas, hello rat 24/7 buffet
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(56)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
In what will surely become a sad country ballad, three pickup trucks collide in Omaha, Nebraska
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists develop bacteria that can mine copper. Still no word on cure for cancer
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(30)
 
(The Washington Times)
 
 
 
Money earmarked for AIDS charity is spent on cigarettes, movie tickets and bingo games
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(49)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Senator Orrin Hatch sponsors bill to make file sharing illegal. Download Metallica and go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
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(288)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
British babe Adele Stephens (not safe for work)
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(125)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's official presidential portait will be unveiled on Monday. Photoshop some of the ones that didn't make the cut
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(121)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Praise be to Cobsy: Jell-O Pudding Pops are back...
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(75)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
With no farmer's market in sight, eldery man crashes car into airport baggage claim
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(39)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Bison, once nearly extinct, rebound in numbers. People discover they're tasty, make good burgers. Soon to be on edge of extinction again
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(104)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Spray-on tans actually enlarge breasts
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(105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italian schools stop cell phone by scrambling cell hpone signasl
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(55)
 
(A stick)
 
 
 
Man sues over definition of "wooden stick"
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(68)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Replace a word in a famous quote with the word "cookie." "For God so love the world, he gave his only begotten cookie..."
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(490)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts ad campaign against hit documentary "Super Size Me"
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(150)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Chanting man set himself ablaze at Louisville's Hall of Justice. Aquaman accused of negligence
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello Kitty" silver and gold coins issued to commemorate 30th anniversary. Coin collectors hope to attract young women to their hobby
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harness the power of the RHINOCAM
source: aroundcinci.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Israel will deploy unmanned, computerized, robotic cars to patrol border with Palestinians, find Yasser Connor
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(155)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
Young Bellinghamster dreams of spotting Earth 2
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(112)
 


Fri June 18, 2004
(War Eagle)
 
 
 
Photoshop Sir Charles Barkley's golf swing pulling up one hell of a divot
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(124)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
The inmate's tunnel escape was going perfectly to plan, until he arrived at the surface and realized he was in the prison courtyard
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(ktvb.com)
 
 
 
Crisco saves man trapped in a cave
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mattress factory catches fire in Compton. Midnight Oil lyrics finally relevant
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Weed that can double its size every 48 hours is taking over a Venezuela lake. Now watch this drive
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(241)
 
(MLive)
 
 
 
Full-grown prisoner tries to escape through six-inch window. Hilarity ensues
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(38)
 
(Sault Star)
 
 
 
Canadian town's clocks mysteriously skip ahead 10 minutes
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(99)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German "samurai" on the loose in woods near Berlin
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(102)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Having solved all their other problems, local politicians debate what color to paint brige...FOR 6 YEARS.
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sunken sailboat raised using 27,000 ping-pong balls
source: montereyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breadmaker bakes boobie-shapped baguettes (with photos)
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(86)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Pistons' 81-year-old billionare owner puts Bono and Janet to shame during live celebration
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass prehistoric species of fish discovered off coast of Brazil (with pic). Your coelacanth wants props
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(107)
 
(Red Sky Bar)
 
 
 
Can't make it to the NY Fark Party tomorrow? Next one Thursday, 6/24, 6PM, Red Sky Bar, Park and E. 29
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(39)
 
(uhhhhhh)
 
 
 
George Bush "rumblin' and stumblin'" press soundboard. "Uhhhhhhh"
source: poisonskin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to pay $200 a month in "dog support." Your dog wants filet mignon
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(55)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Teleportation is possible -- just don't do it wearing a red shirt
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(107)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NJ Assembly reinstates "ladies' night." Kool & the Gang's lobbyist pleased
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(49)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Spanish scientists developed a new method to distinguish genuine champagne from fake
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(27)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Bump of Chicken" concert gets mighty interesting after fans jumping in unison fall through floor
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(41)
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Democrats offering free beer to new voters, hoping that drunks won't remember who raised thier taxes
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(200)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create a field guide for something unlikely to have a field guide
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(105)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Vandals send driverless UPS truck down steep hill. What-can-brown-smash-for-you ensues
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(30)
 
(Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Take away cheap drinks for women, suddenly legislators leap tall bar stools in single bound
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kobe's lawyers gain access to text messages sent by accuser soon after the alleged attack. Omg koby frkd me nda assnowi m gona b richlolol1.111.~.11
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(245)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
TV show which aims to catch criminals on hidden cameras has its camera equipment stolen
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reports circulating that American hostage Paul Johnson beheaded
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(1414)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Survey of the year's absurd thefts
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(29)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway introduces the sex merit badge
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(59)
 
(Darkhorse23)
 
 
 
Last call for all Farkers who don't know that the party in NYC is tonight, directions and stuff in thread
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(30)
 
(NBC5i.com)
 
 
 
Two Grand Prairie police investigating reports of an abandoned van in a Wal-Mart parking lot shot by van's occupants, standoff ensuing
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(144)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Old 'n' busted: Vegetarianism. New hotness: Flexitarianism
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(165)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bank called racist because they require customers in a high-crime area to go through a metal detector
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(192)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man, 89, leaves his apartment for the first time in eight years
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(51)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Restaurants in China find that they can make soup more popular by putting opium in it
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(46)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
School relieves cross-dressing toilet trouble
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(113)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Popular Science brings out 106 bogus science claims. Here comes the science. Still no cure for cancer. Or a small wiener. Or small breasts. Or getting older
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(105)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
To fend off "Depends" rumor, Larry King announces he wears size 32 briefs. Now we know what to get him for the holidays
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(63)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Presenting "Gifted," the Christian American Idol
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(178)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank advises clients to have more sex. Customers' interest is rising
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(56)
 
(TheInquirer.net)
 
 
 
Crazy Swiss company, sick of low-res webcams, makes one capable of shooting 70 megapixels. Not 7-70
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(101)
 
(The 1940s)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a Fark headline/story/comments as read by Movietone
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(14)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
After the stunning success of building a wall to keep terrorists out, Israel decides to build a moat. No word yet on drawbridge, dragons
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(657)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Vermont nuclear power plant on fire. Glowing maple syrup available soon
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(145)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin says Russia warned U.S. about Saddam. Also invented baseball and the starship Enterprise
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(666)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
New gene test can tell you whether you're going to be faithful to your girlfriend or not. You on the other hand, still have to rely on going through her purse to find out anything
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: Fark prom. Pranks expected. Link goes to inspiration
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Have a vintage Schlitz with your White Castle. Beer becoming the new wine
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(148)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
The "Show Me" state cracks down on billboards showing too much
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(71)
 
(On the John News)
 
 
 
There is no "I" in "TEAM," unless you're this cheerleader. Smells like teen spirit
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(187)
 
(The Times Online)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing $326,947.61 from parking meters
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(61)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
Horse eschews its normal vegetarian diet, goes for fresh blood
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(61)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Yahoo gives users more space, then goes down. I wish my girlfriend would do that
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(164)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Saudi women allowed to be heard, but not seen, at conference concerning their status and rights
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(172)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole falls off boat, cracks ribs, seafloor
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(113)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
A game won't break out at this fight -- promoter creates event with two hours of hockey players fighting
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(68)
 


Thu June 17, 2004
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this worker with her chip
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(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'House-sized' meteorite hits Australia
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(162)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Droves of single, gay violinists apparently heading to TGI Friday's for employment
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(46)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Pilot makes crappy crash-landing in cow pasture (w/pic) (link fixed)
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(59)
 
(Hello!)
 
 
 
Madonna henceforth would like to be known as "Esther"
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(201)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lobster found guarding Davy Jones' Rolex
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(61)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
MTV reporting Johnny Ramone not dying of cancer. In other news, this is the same MTV that thought "Totally Paulie" was a good show
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken has been approached to do a cooking show. Your pasta needs more cowbell
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(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ken Jennings makes it eleven Jeopardy wins and counting, he's won $376,000 so far with no end in sight
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(169)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
If you are missing a house, it may be floating down the Ohio River (with pics)
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welshman attacks Englishman outside Chinese takeaway over leek comment
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(58)
 
(WOAI.com)
 
 
 
"Exploding" toilet paper scrambles firefighters
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(29)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Man mugs students whilst wearing shirt with his name on it
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman enjoying a little tongue action bites off a little more than she can chew
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(85)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Family of Southern Baptists in Texas for convention decide to ignore No Swimming signs, hop into decorative fountain with strong pumps at bottom. Hilarity does not ensue
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(371)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's tests robotic kiosks to take burger orders, find Sarah Connor
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(146)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Skating bandit nabs lobsters
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fourteen-year-old chicken certified world's oldest
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
DNA from Wild African ass juicier than DNA from Asian half-asses. Scientifically speaking
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Japanese man -- all 156 pounds of him -- ready to defend his 4th of July Coney Island hot dog eating contest title
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(90)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Nothing will change if Kerry is elected president
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(788)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thieves hold up "pick your own" farm for a five-pound basket of strawberries. Police say makers of shortcake, cream may be next target
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(28)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen employee dressed as ice-cream cone gets a lickin' outside the store
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(97)
 
(Big ball)
 
 
 
Man takes ordinary baseball, spends 27 years covering it with 18,135 coats of paint. Ball now weighs over 1,300 pounds. Still fuzzy on definition of word "hobby" (pics)
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(151)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
College president who praised the positive use of the "c-word" now breaks down and cries like a little, well, you know
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(158)
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
9/11 commission releases timeline
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(240)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bicyclist and his subtle background
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(103)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Without knowing what The Daily Show is, California elections official agrees to tape interview for show. Hilarity ensues
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(263)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Enron due $23 million refund. No, seriously
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(73)
 
(CBS 11)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Oregon city cracking down on naked lawn mowing
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal computers at trade show designed for security companies to show off their latest crime-stopping technology
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England score three to recover their chances in Euro 2004. Switzerland conscientiously object
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(134)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Seven teens clean coops as penalty for finding out whether chickens fly around with their heads cut off. Next up, "fish out of water" experiment
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(52)
 
(SignOnSanDiego.com)
 
 
 
Panda pregnant after watching panda porn to prepare her for a series of "blind dates"
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy redhead seemingly attracted to drafty attire. (Not safe for work)
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(184)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brits, building new Baghdad embassy, make finishing the pub their top priority
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(31)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Cute guy sportin' wood (not safe for work)
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(121)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
California air-quality regulators seeking to reduce cow emissions
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(45)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Turns out that the toddler who chewed through electrical cord and died actually stuck a staple in a wall outlet. Either way, mom was smoking meth at the time so she's in big trouble
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(209)
 
(Webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Department of Defense has built a non-lethal weapon that will taser large crowds of people. I, for one, welcome our new crowd tasering... BZZZZZZZZT
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(233)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Daily Planet to sell its Melbourne brothels. Clark Kent royally pissed
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man poisons lion with wife's half-eaten corpse
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(81)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Comcast, fresh from failing to acquire Disney, suffers programming glitch in which all channels show nothing but Disney
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(92)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you wear a farting dog t-shirt, you're no longer cool
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(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anti-aging beer developed. Drew to live forever
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(48)
 
(Some TFer Guy)
 
 
 
Lunch with Drew tomorrow at Hooter's Castleton in Indianapolis. Farkers untie! (Link goes to GIS)
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(116)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Birds learn how to open doors at Home Depot. Finally, they can make that deck for the birdhouse. In other news, this is the 1,000,000th link
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(1088)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cult leader found guilty of murder. Won't be able to send Brazilian orphans to assassinate church leaders
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(56)
 
(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Asshat Ranger fan to give baseball to kid along with letter of apology
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(247)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Big Brother housemates mistakenly believe they are English football fans in Portugal: Get drunk, have a riot, get kicked out. The Sun is there
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(81)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop a picture of Drew to put on Bob and Tom's website for his appearance on the show Friday at 7:30 AM central time
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(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton admits to being unfaithful to Hillary. In other news, pope admits to crapping in woods, Smokey the Bear admits to being Catholic, Bush admits to being stupid
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(811)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this well regulated street
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(146)
 
(Some Constantinople Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago 4th of July Fark Party Update: We're on, Drew's in, you coming?
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(78)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
British "municipal worker" who somehow managed to afford a $320,000 Ferrari balls it up in four minutes after he hits a pothole
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(168)
 
(Darkhorse23)
 
 
 
Okay, all you NYC Farkers, the party is ON. Friday the 18th, HiFi Bar, starts at 8pm. Details in link
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In four hours, El Paso residents could fill an Olympic swimming pool with sweat
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French electrical workers cut power to Eiffel Tower, Champs-Elysees. France surrenders
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(221)
 


Wed June 16, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the uglier half of the Fantastic Four
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(125)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Today's truck spill brought to you by a drunk driver who got more OJ for her screwdriver than she expected
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ted Williams to remain a popsicle: Daughter drops suit
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(55)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Unhappy that Michael Jackson is still stealing his spotlight, Prince instructs bodyguards to put a camera-wielding fan in the hurt locker
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(117)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife arrested again. Eminem to get himself arrested three more times in an attempt to keep up with her
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(57)
 
(The Times Online)
 
 
 
Hit-and-run driver lectures victim before driving away
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Jose Lima abuses the Orioles. Sadly, his wife Melissa wasn't in any of the pictures to be cropped out of later
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(67)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun whips up the dirt on the man who whipped out his snake
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(33)
 
(Lileks)
 
 
 
James Lileks presents StagWorld: Nazi Porn (safe for work?)
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rumsfeld ordered terrorist suspect to be "hidden" from the Red Cross
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(1322)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's food spill brought to you by Cedar Rapids, IA. Special of the day: Bacon. The live kind
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atkins Diet fanatics assault Cookie Monster
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
French fries join ketchup on USDA's list of "fresh vegetables"
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(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kid who got trampled by jerk going for foul ball gets windfall of goodies, trample-free
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(155)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Delta CEO says airline can't survive as is, stresses need to limit the number of executives with million-dollar salaries
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(86)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Grizzlies in Yellowstone break into camper's weed supply, now have the munchies
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(37)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a single gene that can make a rodent change its behaviour from promiscuity to domesticity. Plan to name it "pussica whiptus"
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(96)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
German dogs get their own Lederhosen. Your dog wants steak
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chest hair insurance available: Excludes loss through terrorism
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(41)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Vandalized sculpture is now "flipping the bird"
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
More teleportation goodness, now with atoms -- entangled computers without wires to ensue
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"She-pee" urinals relieve Glastonbury
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear sir or madam, this hospital may not have cleaned the camera it stuck down your throad and/or rectum. Please get a hep test, and an AIDS test, too. Thanks
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(98)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nebraska considering cat-leash law
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(91)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian native group doesn't want scientists to reunite young killer whale with its pod because they believe the spirit of their dead chief is in him
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(76)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Man crawls out of van, through drive-through window to rob Jack-In-The-Box restaurant (with surveillance pics)
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(35)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Drunk driver gives the police the finger while speeding in 118 mph
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(66)
 
(kansas.com)
 
 
 
"Crime expert" and self-described crime prevention expert can't prevent himself from robbing bank.
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(41)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
101-year-old man becomes world's oldest skydiver after jumping on a dare from friends
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(74)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman, 78, tired of squirrels raiding birdfeeder. Attempts to shoot them with a shotgun. Hilarity ensues
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(226)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Campers, do not fear, the tent-pouncing bear of Yellowstone has been captured
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(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Accused rapist has mixed luck with "my evil twin Skippy did it" defense
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maryland death-row inmate wins stay of execution because the state didn't tell him which lethal drug he was getting first
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(200)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hippie trying to bumrush the G8 summit
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(131)
 
(EFF.org)
 
 
 
Electronic Frontier Foundation seeks nominations for the technology patents most dangerous to online free expression
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(48)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Smugglers, caught on boat with four tons of cocaine, found not guilty by jury
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(93)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Kerry is serving the fine people of Massachusetts by missing 88 percent of Senate votes
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(556)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New film about al-Jazeera shows it's the Arab equivalent of Fox News
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(252)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
If your refusal to vacate the trailer park delays the construction of a new Krispy Kreme, bet on the cops showing up on time to evict your ass and take your pot
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Patients at VA's Carilion Franklin Memorial Hospital must take care to avoid staphylococcus infections, bears
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's update on gas prices. Same as yesterday, just jumble words around
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(112)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tourists on double-decker bus get free haircuts when top of vehicle is sheared off by a low bridge
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South African town under seige by rampaging baboons. "When they get inside the houses, they ransack the cupboard for food and have parties on the beds"
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(100)
 
(WAFF)
 
 
 
Man arrested for "whipping out his snake" in an Idaho bar
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(59)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We have clearly passed the NHL in popularity," said Richard Shea, president of the International Federation of Competitive Eating
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(171)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
9/11 Commission: "No credible evidence" of link between Iraq and al Qaeda
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(1397)
 
(Some Wing-Lovin' Farker)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark luncheon today
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(192)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit wins, but in their excitement, Pistons fans forget to burn down city
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New housing developments go up in the middle of the Everglades. Photoshop what life must be like there
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(91)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
After anonymously donating a kidney, woman wins half-million-dollar lottery. Karma points increase when she announces she'll use part of the winnings to fix the car of the man who received the kidney
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(118)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Angela Taylor (NSFW)
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(79)
 
(NME.com)
 
 
 
Big, tough rapper 50 Cent throws tantrum onstage, leaves during set, gets diaper change and a nap
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(257)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Sheep farmer fined for supplying illegal blow-torched smokies
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
And in other news not involving basketball, truck carrying NINE MILLION bees spills in Montana
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(160)
 
(Santa Banta)
 
 
 
"Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us f*cking is f*cking -- and it's going to stay f*cking -- even though the signs keep getting stolen"
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(149)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kippy the Kangaroo finally caught with a large net. Warner Brothers to claim copyright infringement
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(18)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
To "put some English on it" means to give it a spin. To "make it Irish" means to add alcohol to it. So photoshop "put some American on it"
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Tue June 15, 2004
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona prosecutors forced to throw out about 60 prostitution cases because undercover cops decided to get their knobs polished prior to the arrests
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dear Los Angeles Lakers: Look, it's been fun, but we just need some space now. It's not you, it's us. We still want to be friends. We'll call you... really. Signed, The Detroit Pistons. P.S. Duke sucks
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(522)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Drunk driver aims for new record for cars smashed in one drive (with slideshow)
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(66)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
NBA playoff discussion thread
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(378)
 
(Some Psycho Morman)
 
Boobies
 
Kerissa Fare: In September 2000, Playboy bunny. In June 2004, pyscho Mormon cult murderer (NSFW)
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(123)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First cellular-phone virus discovered
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(76)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hey, this commercial fireworks shell says it has to be fired from a professional mortar. Honey, fetch me the bucket and a concrete block
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out "Extreme Drunken Driving" is not a sport. Glen Campbell returns gold medal, goes directly to jail for 10 days
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Even weirder than cult murdering pornstar Mormons, Michael Jackson spotted in Solvang wearing a Spiderman mask as he sought Taco Bell drive-thrus
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(National Peanut Board)
 
 
 
You can eat peanut butter all the time and lose 25 pounds a year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Bush declines to press charges against men who didn't steal her cell phone. Secret Service punches them in the mouth instead
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(151)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Warning: Don't get too close to the liquid hot magma
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(85)
 
(Cnews)
 
 
 
Winnipeg women charged after eight-year-old boy swindled out of piggy-bank money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas prices may drop. In other news, they may rise or stay the same
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(35)
 
(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's won't pay death benefits for two-year employee killed when car drove into restaurant, because she'd just been promoted and hadn't worked 90 days in her new position. Suelarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Realizing the issue won't fly on its own merit, senator plans to add broadcast indecency fines to defense bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lockheed-Martin employee featured in new hostage video
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(623)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Piston Bill Lambier appeared as Sleestak on 70s kids' show, Land of the Lost. Broke Holly's jaw with elbow in Episode 4
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Aussie businessman cancelling plans to provide guided tours of gang murder sites
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeless sue for right to drink in public
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this St. Thomas local pointing at something. Difficulty: No boat
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(156)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
National commander of the Sons of Confederate Veterans wants so-called "Confederate Southern Americans" given national minority status. Your dog wants chess pie
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's highway cargo spill brought to you by 1000 gallons of carpet glue in Mesquite, Nevada
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(79)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Topless gymnastics (not safe for work)
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(116)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge orders woman to get rid of 121 dogs, three pigs, three guinea pigs, one cat, seven finches, one cockatiel
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(62)
 
(Access North GA via Boortz)
 
 
 
Blind man drives a golf cart for two miles accompanied by his guide dog and an inebriated friend. Runs into a parked car, completing the final task before becoming a MLB umpire
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(59)
 
(The Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Mooning band members prove there's no such thing as bad publicity
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(63)
 
(Beacon News)
 
 
 
Deputy Fife covers quota for year by writing $5000 parking ticket for freight train
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(109)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Wife bashes hubby with remote control for sneaking out of bed to watch soccer
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(91)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lakers "guarantee" victory in tonight's NBA final
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(280)
 
(The Register)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cock-up at Akamai causes Yahoo., MSN, Google, and Microsoft to go cock-down
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(151)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Female president of the University of Colorado says that the "c-word can be used as a term of endearment"
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(357)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ex-Mormon and his Playboy model girlfriend kill five people to bring about the Second Coming. Caught before he could send Brazilian orphans to assassinate church leaders. It gets weirder
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(531)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Smugglers try to ramen fake passports through customs. They don't spaghetti anywhere
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(39)
 
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
Naked, drunken woman parades through town on motocycle. Can't cry her way out of jail
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who "transported" light forsees ultra-fast quantum computer in action by 2035 just in time for the release of Half Life 2
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the bizarro universe, where the movie reviewer at Fox News thinks Fahrenheit 9/11 is "a really brilliant piece of work, and a film that members of all political parties should see without fail"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple investigated for attaching a ball and chain to their son's ankle; claimed it was a ghost costume for fancy dress
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(40)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bank robber demands "Give me all your fifties and hundreds." Leaves after getting one $50 bill. Jailarity ensues
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(43)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Bad: Knocking a power line down and setting your truck on fire. Worse: Jumping out and landing in a puddle
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Och, lad. Glasgow is the best city for promoting broadband -- uh, broodband
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(67)
 
(PC Pro)
 
 
 
Yahoo feels the Gmail competition, ups their space to 100MB. Claims to have a music service coming soon with 1/10 of other services as well
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(373)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker's Guinness bar towel
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(112)
 
(digipen.edu)
 
 
 
Try this cool block-stacking strategy game that students at Digipen made
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant classics, such as: "We can alter the spicy according to your wishes," and the neon sign that declares: "WE DELIVERY." What's your favorite murder of english on a menu? (Editor: Or "English," if you like
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(470)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Guy busted for speeding claims he was just blow-drying his car
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(42)
 
(wkowtv.com)
 
 
 
Budweiser calls Miller "Queen of Carbs." Miller cries, tells on Bud. Time out ensues
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(218)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this man is looking at. Make it deep, like cranberry would do
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(148)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an overly honest used-car salesman hard at work
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(15)
 


Mon June 14, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In first major design change since 1981, Army unveils new goofy-looking uniform
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(272)
 
(red vs blue)
 
 
 
New Red vs Blue. Get ready for Double O Donut
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(38)
 
(FP Magazine)
 
 
 
If you could combine all Americans into one person and hold a conversation with that individual, what would they sound like?
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(245)
 
(Courier Post)
 
 
 
What life is really like on Baltic and Mediterranean Avenues
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Navratilova undecided about Wimbledon return but says she would like the chance to lick the field
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soccer players playing leapfrog
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(95)
 
(Chron)
 
Video
 
Houston-based utility tower (home of Enron, Halliburton, Bush 41) scaled by looney guy
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(45)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago White Sox's new mascot is a green and yellow furry dinosaur
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Billboards and ads around Virginia: "Please, Try Not to Have Sex With 13- and 14-year-olds" and "Isn't She A Little Young"
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(259)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man survives 272 snake bites by never eating salt. Most people survive by avoiding snakes
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(34)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Russia getting desperate for tourism: Come see Rasputin's penis in a jar (with NSFW photo)
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(109)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
If you're going to free a dove at a public ceremony, make sure it's not pining for the fjords
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. gas prices see first drop of year
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(96)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Smuggler sets dumbass record by swallowing 160 bags of cocaine
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(26)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Caption this picture of John McCain getting "oh so comfy" with John Kerry
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(105)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine does an expose on blogs, including an in-depth analysis of some guy named Drew Curtis who apparently runs a website called "Fark"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman marries man who stabbed her. "No one knows him like I do." Lifetime movie to ensue (scroll down)
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(33)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
People in Seattle drink too much coffee and beer to allow robotic toilet enough time to clean itself, much less find Sarah Connor
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(32)
 
(thewebshite)
 
Audio
 
Proof positive Nickelback is playing the same songs you heard 3 years ago
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(273)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Unrecognized Colin Farrell forced to join restaurant queue
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(79)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Doctor proposes not treating attorneys involved in malpractice suits. Lawyers hear about it, begin lawsuits
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(117)
 
(Bild)
 
Weeners
 
The sexiest players of Euro2004 (safe for work)
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(36)
 
(NewsTeam.ru)
 
Boobies
 
Euro 2004: Wives of Russian soccer players pose naked (SFW?)
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(66)
 
(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
If your kids won't eat their vegetables because they're not orange enough, these guys have the cauliflower for you
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
England's Chartered Society of Physiotherapy advises couch potatoes on how avoid injury while seated
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pretty, curly-haired gal in high heels (not safe for work)
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(134)
 
(This Is Scunthorpe)
 
 
 
Today's "old woman breaks out in chronic cats" story involves 57 moggies and a one-bedroom bungalow
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Reality Show needs you tonight. What you need to become lead singer for INXS. It will be the new sensation. Mark Burnett is the devil in disguise
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(70)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man with no vision or ambition indicted for plotting with Al-Qaida to blow up Ohio shopping mall
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(159)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Cheney lied about not influencing award of contract to Halliburton. No backlash expected since no one believed him to begin with
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(295)
 
(Zug)
 
 
 
Zug pranks a woman into thinking her Chinese-character tattoo really says "bean curd"
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Numbers in terrorism report fabricated
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(176)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Family enjoys Sunday breakfast of eggs, toast, fresh fruit and meteorite
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(33)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop: Find Nemo somewhere unexpected. Link goes to GIS for "Nemo"
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(147)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Red Cross tells the U.S. to charge Saddam Hussein or release him. Or at least put some panties on his head or something
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(179)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You're drinking, you're hungry, you microwave the cat
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(106)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
George Bush the Elder knows how to celebrate an 80th birthday -- skydiving and a bottle of vodka from Gorbachev
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(98)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Topless sports. (Not safe for work)
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(41)
 
(News14)
 
 
 
Courtney Cox has a baby girl. Is coo coo for Coco Cox
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(96)
 
(wfaa.com)
 
 
 
Video of Reggie Sanders saving the day after asshat knocks over four-year-old boy to get foul ball. 5th link down
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(165)
 
(WMUR)
 
NewsFlash
 
From duck hunting to ducking the issue: Supreme Court dismisses challenge to constitutionality of Pledge of Allegiance in schools on technicality
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(1101)
 
(Daily Excelsior)
 
 
 
New species of mammal found... and eaten for dinner
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Richard Branson sets new record for fastest crossing of English Channel in amphibious car
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British soccer fans give Detroit Pistons fans a sneak peek at what Jimmy Kimmel says things will be like after Detroit beats the Lakers
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(76)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Women's prison locked down after dog's nail file goes missing. Your dog wants curtailed freedom
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(32)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
The Hostess Snack Oven (mirrored on a better server)
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Giving your daughter a car for graduation. New hotness: Giving her a pair of 34C's
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(244)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Grandma sent threatening bills by Reader's Digest for book she never ordered or received. RD not moved by her "I'm completely blind" excuse
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(59)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Big East schedules nonexistent bowl game in NYC's nonexistent football stadium
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of a food company leaps to his death over rotten dumplings
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you can name Santa's reindeer you're smart enough for an Oxford University medical degree
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pocono Raceway flagman struck by beer-filled cooler during caution
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(61)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Reggie Sanders saves the day after asshat knocks over four-year-old boy to get foul ball
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(157)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder in his George Jetson car
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(83)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
The Hostess Snack Oven - now you too can make Twinkies at home... sort of
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(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Business forced to relocate after neighbour refuses to stop having pretend sex with blow-up sheep and pig in window
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dear Los Angeles Lakers: We're selling you to Humble Pie for 50 bucks and a case of beer. Love, The Detroit Pistons
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(382)
 
(tvnz.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man has three 17-centimeter metal bars removed from stomach after drunken challenge
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(38)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bride has to toss life-ring instead of bridal bouquet
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