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Sun June 06, 2004
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Warning: Italy has strict guidelines for making pizza. Anchovies are a $500 fine
source: lifewise.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(KUTV)
 
 
 
Dubious figures acquire 'hero' status in Mormon faith, such as the Mormon who tried to kill the governor of Missouri and Donny Osmond
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(221)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three Minnesota Vikings players arrested for early-morning bar beatdown
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(AIM.org)
 
 
 
60% of Americans think government should help them get ahead, 60% of Brits think it is so nobody with a need is left behind
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(197)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tasered after resisting arrest during domestic disturbance, falls to the concrete and dies
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to rob bank with empty shoebox
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(32)
 
(AP via Yahoo!)
 
 
 
Iraqis paying five cents per gallon for gasoline, courtesy US taxpayer. Please remember to tip your attendant
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Low frequency hum causing health problems in Indiana
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE DEVIL WEARS NADA: Prankster Erects Nude And Erect Satan Statue In The Middle Of Vancouver. Mmm... Deviled Eggs.
 
 
(fictionalley.org)
 
 
 
You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of .. Harry Potter Fanfiction.
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(149)
 
(WATE)
 
 
 
Large sinkhole swallows horse
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(52)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Libya says US or Israeli intelligence services ordered the injecting children with HIV
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Railway police seriously underfunded. Need more money to get training back on track
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons to release first solo album in 26 years, titled 'Asshole'. Should probably have been named 'Tongue'
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Since the season is ending this Sunday, photoshop yourself into a scene from The Sopranos
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(115)
 
(Some 80s Guitar God Guy)
 
 
 
Steve Vai turns 44. Frank Zappa still unavailable for comment
source: vai.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man dumps hot oil on woman, police take him to jail, woman bails him out, man douses her with gasoline, hilarity does not ensue
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(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solar energy powering new generation gadgets
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(54)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts is trying to buy Mandalay Resorts, If successful will hold all Vegas deeds except waterworks and Vermont ave
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(76)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Today's hick blows himself up while making homemade fireworks story brought to you by George, Iowa
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Eureka. Hoover turns from suck to blow as they move 1,100 jobs out of Northeast Ohio to Iowa
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(76)
 
(BeatEd)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson complaining about not getting paid for a job she never did
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(104)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rap stars hold concert to encourage voting - "We are at the forefront of our culture and considered the coolest"
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Egypt starts cataloging items stored away in a neglected basement. They want to model themselves after the British Museum.
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Huge explosion levels 2 homes in England (w/photo)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(BeatEd)
 
 
 
Eminem and D12 moon crowd at MTV Movie Awards. Other than that its was just another crappy MTV money grab production
source: beated.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(MosNews.Com)
 
 
 
Residents of 21st Century Moscow are deprived of hot water for three weeks each spring
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(66)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: What you can do at Zombocom (link goes to Google search for "zombocom")
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez marries Latin singer Marc Anthony, reaffirming her love doesn't cost a thing
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
A handful of hot weeners (not safe for work)
source: naked-men-for-women.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Galveston Daily News)
 
 
 
85 teams of architects compete in sandcastle competition
source: galvnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(PistonHeads.com)
 
 
 
British senior citizen fined more than $650, loses license for displaying "Speed Trap - 300 yards ahead" sign
source: pistonheads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(CountingCrows.com)
 
 
 
Counting Crows' lead singer narrowly avoids ending career as soprano
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(87)
 
(The Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Drunk man removes bullet from his own neck
source: thebostonchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those who already own your own trebuchet, here's a how-to on hurling yourself over enemy walls
source: trebuchet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Skyscraper owners in Philly protest tax-breaks for new Comcast-owned office tower by turning their lights out at night
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Venus to make transit on Tuesday. The Sun is there
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waste your time at work by dueling 13th-century-archer style
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odd folks audition for roles in Monty Python movie
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now at auction: Lunch with Tom Cruise, a kiss from Sharon Stone, and George Burns' cigar
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(WJLA)
 
 
 
Lowest tides in 19 years draw huge crowds
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(WLWT ChannelCincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Cincinnati man run over by 'miniature bulldozer' experiences full-size pain
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Current pop stars teaming up with rock'n'roll has-beens
source: billboard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay forces Game 7 with a 3-2 win in 2OT
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 


Sat June 05, 2004
(some girl)
 
Boobies
 
Next Door Nikki. Keep wondering why the girls next door to you never look anything like this. Possibly safe for work
source: naughtythoughts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(edmunds.com)
 
 
 
Lotus Elise coming to US soon. Does 0-60 in 4.9s and costs under $40k. Plus it looks great
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(186)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Car that can swim..James Bond eat your heart out
source: doubleagent.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One-third of all Dutch men would rather watch soccer than be with their wife on her birthday
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(The Province)
 
 
 
Police officers hold 'Free the Fuzz' fund-raiser atop Krispy Kreme roof
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Businesses are discovering that self-checkout lanes distract customers into thinking they spend less time in line while saving the owners money
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(262)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Asshat sues Cingular for cell phone-related car crash. Presents a comic strip as evidence.
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Allhiphop)
 
 
 
Prison inmates launch new urban clothing line: Brak Outt
source: allhiphop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Own your very own working catapult, ballista, petraria arcatinus, yes, even mangonel
source: mangonel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Tri Valley Herald)
 
 
 
Seniors release 50 mice in school as prank. "It was funny ... until people stepped on them and killed them"
source: trivalleyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ferrari opens first showroom in China
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Birdstone wins the Belmont Stakes. Smarty Jones is pissed
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
60 years on: D-Day remembered. Sirs, we salute you (photo gallery)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(Knight Ridder News Service)
 
 
 
Looking for "something more satisfying", retired exec gives up golfing and ceramics for part-time work at Home Depot
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(35)
 
(China Daily (HK))
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by man's green sweat, testing underway to see if he's peeing green soup
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Vermont town gears up for heifer parade, next week's parade for beanpoles, week after is wallflowers
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson looking artsy on FHM (not safe for work)
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ronald Reagan Dies at the age of 93
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(1368)
 
(Internation Herald-Tribune)
 
 
 
Germany: "The U.S. should pull out as soon as possible." USA: "OK, we'll start pulling out of Germany." Germany: "No, wait. We meant Iraq."
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kerry sipping from a drink in unlikely situations
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Woman running for public office isn't really running, it's her husband whos running but cant.
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marines get their tents air conditioned and fitted with electric lights. Civilization is coming to Iraq
source: feeds.bignewsnetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen's son Wolfgang plays on stage with the band during dress rehearsal for coming tour, Nepotilarity ensues (with pics)
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(94)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Thousand flock to pull Buddha's golden finger
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq seeks to claim the .IQ domain.
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(111)
 
(Serious About News)
 
 
 
Town builds 'tolerance' {wino} shelter. Hilarity ensues
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(31)
 
(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Criminal breaks into home armed with chunk of concrete and a stick looking for money. Finds none, kidnaps woman, goes on high-speed chase, gets arrested. Good times
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(20)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Trailer for new horror flick Saw - disturbing.
source: filmforce.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals embracing alternative medicines, including prayer, herbs, and HMO-favorite "walk it off" therapy
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Heavy Metal Bands are turning softer for air play and record sales. St. Metallica cited as an example of how to do it "right".
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(150)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man goes on $10 million shopping spree, dies 2 weeks later
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
WalMart will give more bonuses to executives if they promote women and minorities
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Ohio State University cancels pro-marijuana festival, commenting "The football team gets in enough trouble as it is."
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(68)
 
((Some person who enjoys Cheddar)
 
 
 
What's your favorite kind of cheese (not safe for work)
source: raptor007.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(274)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Student leaders vote to ban mini-skirts, claiming Lecturers being distracted by scantily dressed girls in the front row (sorry no pics)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House announces former President Reagan's health is "deteriorating"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(410)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bulldozer rampage man killed self. w/ pics of the destruction
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's hip to be square: Recast your favorite C-list actors in big-budget Hollywood movies. Link goes to pictures of Alan Thicke
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(169)
 
(Webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Woman's 10,000 signatured petition to save local post office gets lost in the mail
source: webindia123.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Hippies paint giant flowers on city street pavement to slow down traffic, construction workers promptly remove them with pressure washer
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian arrested with 38 pen guns. Q wanted for questioning
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google's pop up blocker as well as other pop up blockers are starting to lose the battle against advertisers using new pop up ad technology
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(233)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coolest thing on the road - the Hovercraft. Here comes the science
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Cute surfer guy (not safe for work)
source: steamynetwork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Blogs a powerful new form of journalism." Bloggers get press credentials to the Democratic National Convention
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Homer and Marge voted best fictional couple of all-time
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elementary school collects one million pennies
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 


Fri June 04, 2004
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Shanghai suburb based on traditional British town. To include Tudor and Victorian buildings, castle and windmill
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Scientists working on machine to grow tendons outside of human body. Here comes Frankenstein
source: straitstimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Bucyrus TF)
 
 
 
Tree dies and a family turns it into a totem pool. Topped off by a rabbit with a pancake on it's head. (pic)
source: bucyrustelegraphforum.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Sportsline.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop NBA Referee Bavetta and Coach Jackson
source: images.sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What kind of thinker are you?
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Verizon Wireless tells widow whose deceased husband was a customer, "Either pay the early termination fee, or give the phone to another family member."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Some Munchkin)
 
 
 
Man building armored truck to view tornado from the inside. Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, and Tin Man unavailable for comment..
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Buckeye Buzz)
 
 
 
Since Jim Tressel was hired to "clean up" Ohio State's football program, 15 players have been arrested
source: centralohio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Behold The Greatest Backstage Rider Ever, presented by Foo Fighters
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mountain lion surrenders after 6-hour standoff
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Cicada-chip cookies, just like Grandma used to make
source: cinweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
Thieves break into university pub, begin selling beverages to the public
source: dailycal.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Hesperian)
 
 
 
BB gun bandits go on window breaking spree
source: vvdailypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man's life saved by beer
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(KUSA - Denver)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oddball retrofits bulldozer into a "poor-man's tank" and buildings are a tumblin' down (live news)
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(655)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Walken interview on today's 'Fresh Air' NPR show. Your dog wants a robot wife
source: freshair.npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(icnetwork.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Pub from hell' is being shut down
source: icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Twenty food myths
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Nations #1 Party University surprisingly also #1 in booze and drug-related arrests. Jailarity amplified
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson to star in "Juiced". If you didn't run when you saw him before, you will now
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National survey says kids more likely to try pot in June, July
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(M LIve)
 
 
 
Big Ten to experiment with "Poor man's Instant Replay"
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
CIA and KGB were fighting for alien's dead body
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Cigarette companies testing maple, chocolate, and vanilla flavoured cigarettes. Getting cancer now even a more flavourfull experience
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(PRWeb)
 
 
 
Guns don't kill bears. Frying pans do
source: prweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Rock band SUM41 get caught in the middle of civil war in the congo, flee back to Canada where nothing exciting ever happens
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Runners use flour on Philly sidewalks to mark their trail... terrorism suspected anyway
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling device which cuts power bills in half
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British schools now being told to postpone school trips if the weather is too sunny
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(XINHUA online)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Bush losing a battle with an umbrella
source: news.xinhuanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Technology Research News)
 
 
 
Researchers come up with a way for people to remember their passwords without being able to recall exactly what the password is
source: trnmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Caption what the pope is telling Bush. Difficulty: Don't pave your way into hell
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(234)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School shooting carried out with crossbow
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ducks have accents, all the world's problems solved apparently
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Phil Collins' drum intro from "In The Air Tonight" leads the 50 Coolest Song Parts list
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(405)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Papa John's chairman and CEO, champion cyclist injured in freak encounter with rogue biology textbook
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Having never seen "Poltergeist" or "Pirates of the Caribbean", unsuspecting Norwegians plan to excavate ancient Viking gravesite
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(35)
 
(WCPO 9 news)
 
 
 
There may be a bear on the loose in Kentucky. Awaiting lab results on hair sample. Mike wanted for questioning
source: wcpo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Shrub-theft spree has homeowners chaining down their plants
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Vh1.com)
 
 
 
Creed breaks up
source: vh1.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Now I lay me down to sleep...in my bed of ham
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Mom gives birth in a tree after being stranded by a flood for three days
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Real meteor actually asplodes over Snohomish, WA. Earthquake detectors used to pinpoint location. Site links to vids.
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(77)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Company offering "wingwoman" service: Men hire women to introduce them to other women in bars
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Second top CIA official in as many days calls it one. I spy ... a disintegrating intelligence agency ..
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(322)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police adopt special-ops sniper-type tactics to catch speeders. Funny...I don't FEEL any safer..
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(BeatEd)
 
 
 
At a press gathering anouncing how he's selling-out to McDonalds for a trillion dollars, Nickleback's Chad Kroeger bitches about how downloads make artists poor
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(349)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Dreadlocks save mon from injury, mon
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(68)
 
(The Wave)
 
 
 
Seanbaby's top ten internet fads
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(187)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I saw a turtle - it's mine, and I am taking it home
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(117)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
The Portuguese airforce has been on alert since late Tuesday, when several authorities and witnesses reported seeing a luminous unidentified flying object
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A little addictive Flash game to make your Friday just fly by...or to get you fired for slacking off at work..
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(111)
 
(News & Observer)
 
 
 
Agricultural officials fear infestation of giant snails (with pic)
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(76)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like an old man with turpentine and a flower pot
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(33)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced to 50 days in jail for sleeping with fiance
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(497)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian authorities tell women to stop wearing short skirts to work because it's arousing male employees' "animal instincts"
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(168)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Researchers say flame retardants used on computer processors and monitors can cause neurological and reproductive disorders
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give a celebrity a hairmetal-band makeover. That would be farking fabulous
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(136)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Study shows massive belch of carbon-rich methane gas from the North Atlantic triggered 200,000 years of extreme global warming
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(177)
 
(NBC30)
 
 
 
Man saves stranger from exploding tanker full of orange juice
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(38)
 
(KARE 11)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass tiger cubs born at Minnesota zoo (w/photo)
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(62)
 
(WCPO)
 
 
 
Store clerk not charged for shooting would-be robber. Prosecutor: "this guy had it coming to him."
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(130)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Milton Bradley suspended for four games. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Principal creates sugar-free elemantary school. Students lose weight, go to the nurse less, better test scores, etc
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(262)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Video
 
Sheriff gets tasered on live TV to show how much he loves the weapon
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(92)
 
(ksl.com)
 
 
 
If you sing along with your headphones on a bus in Utah you might just get stabbed
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(68)
 
(Some Army Programmers)
 
 
 
New version of US Army's free FPS released. Remember, you don't have to sign anything.
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(108)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a bartender berating a male customer for ordering a "buttery nipple"
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr. T's Severe Weather School, part 2
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(32)
 
(Some Chicago Farker)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party/Free 4th of July Concert - Drew rumored to be drinking with us. Link goes to the headline act: Counting Crows
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(55)
 
(KDKA)
 
 
 
Today's angry high school parents brought to you by shot glass prom favors
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(99)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Come get your virtual real estate. The "metaverse" is real.
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(74)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson is very sexual, has alter egos named Strawberry and Damita Jo, and is almost as messed up as her brother
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(146)
 


Thu June 03, 2004
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scottsdale Killer wants her clothes back
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something that a fundamentalist newspaper could use to prove something they believe. Link goes to the infamous Giant Skeleton photoshop
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(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man racks up $129,626.00 tab at strip club. The Smoking Gun is there
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(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the WTF file: Al Sharpton to join CNBC as commentator
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(98)
 
(ic Berkshire)
 
 
 
Train drops wheelchair-bound man at closed train station. Hilarity ensues
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(42)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Weightlifter: "Spotter? I don't need no stinkin' spotter." Can't-get-air-ity ensues
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(181)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Porcelain throne saves woman from being carried away by tornado
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(68)
 
(KXAN)
 
 
 
Six-and-a-half-foot-long cigar stolen. Police set trap for crooks with worlds largest glass of cognac
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(63)
 
(Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
If you're missing part of your plane near Greenville, S.C., this homeowner might have it
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kabul golf course re-opens. Par is much easier since the removal of land mines
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(41)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman complains that her neighbor's loud sex has given her headaches, cramps and heartburn; sounds like she was cursed with all the excuses not to have sex
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Churches may lose Tax Exempt status
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(388)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
McDonald's latest weapon against declining sales due to mad cow: chewy burgers
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And behold, the forth angel did open his scroll and did proclaim, Hasselhoff and IceT to make rap album, and a great pestilence was loosed upon the land
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(117)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge Judy suing neighbors for peeing on her leg and telling her it's raining
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(104)
 
(Some 24 hour news Guy)
 
 
 
Add "stun gun" to the list of bad ways to discipline a five year old
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(133)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
North Korean government recalls all cell phones because their people were becoming too much like the rest of the world
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(176)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In what is certainly a total coincidence, oil prices fall just after Memorial Day
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(207)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man treated as terror suspect after texting lyrics from Clash song "Tommy Gun" to the wrong number
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues in Holland as nudists and church youth groups plan mass bike rides on same day
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(131)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Swedish make piano out of cardboard
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(112)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Boy at spelling bee faints, then spells word correctly
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(170)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missing Japanese tourist in NZ probably drove off cliff while admiring scenery
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(85)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Nothing says "congratulations on getting parolled" like being dragged naked through a prison
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(92)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This ESPN radio crew needs some fashion work
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(115)
 
(Editor & Publisher)
 
 
 
Report of meteors landing in Washington is a hoax
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(130)
 
(KDSK)
 
 
 
Meth lab in water tower? Must be in Missouri
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(151)
 
(River959)
 
 
 
Killer bees rivalling beer-related pickup truck crashes as leading cause of death among Texans
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(116)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British artist who uses dead animals in his artwork apologizes to neighbors after leaving a rotting cow outside his studio
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(58)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
So an alligator walks into a restaurant...
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(92)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Basketball star Allen Iverson caught parking in a handicapped spot
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(188)
 
(eweek.com)
 
 
 
Yahoo's new anti-spyware program doesn't block spyware from Yahoo partners
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(115)
 
(news4jax.com)
 
 
 
Burglars help out the police by taking pictures of themselves with a stolen camera
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(36)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after stripping naked and walking into a car wash
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(78)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Surgeon who gained notoriety after leaving a patient on the operating table while he ran to the bank is arrested on federal drug trafficking charges
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(70)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Cracker Jack back in the lineup at Yankee Stadium because the lyrics "buy me some peanuts and Crunch 'n Munch" never quite caught on
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
CIA director Tenet to resign
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(1329)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Anglican Church leaders clear the way for Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles
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(111)
 
(HeraldNews)
 
 
 
Three men stage fake beat-down in front of passing motorists to get police to arrive at stranded car faster. Hilarity ensues
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(67)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man changing light bulb on apartment balcony receives shock, plummets 12 stories, bounces off awning and parked car, lives to tell the tale
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're currently alive, but want to enlist in the died; get ready for that quiet final ride, get the Good Euthanasia Guide. Burma Shave
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(100)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New Zealand entomologist covers himself in killer bees to prove they aren't mean. Later reveals "I was sh*tting myself"
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Nazi bike rider arrested for trying to spread her collection of 16 bags of dog crap in farmer's market area
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(71)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Accenture moves to Bermuda to escape US taxes and policies; gets contract, tax money and a chance to shape policy
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(265)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Portland Maine Wandering Fark Party June 4th. Drew's in town too. Post in thread if you'd like to attend as we'll be moving around
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(46)
 
(zwire.com)
 
 
 
Incredible tornado caught on film (with picture)
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(134)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible meteorite may have crashed into Earth near Olympia, Wash
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(190)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Computer failure grounds all UK flights
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school student builds assault rifle from scratch for science fair, can't bring it to school. Student moves on to new job as Marine security guard for George W. Bush
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(145)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$85 million in bottle deposits unclaimed
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely Democratic vice-presidential candidates
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(161)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney admits to drug use during the 'Sgt. Pepper' sessions
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doomsday Amendment to the Constitution fails to pass
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(81)
 
(CD Freaks)
 
 
 
Old and busted: HDTV. New hotness: UHDV
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(105)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Football player tired of being "treated like a god" at a Big 12 school transfer to Duke so that nobody will watch him play. Duke Sucks
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Motorist fined £30 for driving while holding apple
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(44)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two men escape from drug-rife jail - ask to be admitted to another
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British petrol prices top £1.53 per liter. That's $5.79 a gallon for the rest of y'all
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(301)
 
(NBC30)
 
 
 
Man orders dog to attack mailman. Off-duty officer nearby responds with revolver, and jailarity ensues
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(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
SpaceShipOne will attempt this month to be the first non-government rocket to reach space
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(117)
 


Wed June 02, 2004
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
California taxpayers foot breast reduction for male inmate
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(64)
 
(Ale-8-One)
 
 
 
Farker loves his Ale-8-One, but cannot get "Kentucky's Soft Drink" back home in South Bend, IN. Photoshop other "state drinks" he can imbibe instead. Link goes to Ale-8-One homepage
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(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
L.A. investigators conducting "criminal investigation" into The Smoking Gun's publication of leaked "Jacko" memo, including who exactly gave it to them and how. The Smoking Gun is obviously there
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(58)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Son steals dad's police cruiser to pull over ex-girlfriend
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(68)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Molly Shannon gets hitched. After rings were exchanged, bride and groom put their hands under their armpits and then smelled their fingers
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Salma Hayek in all her glory - not safe for work
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(198)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who needs treatment for surgical mask fetish banned from all hospitals in Britain
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Asshat -- who thought it was unfair that he had to pay full price for a beer while the women, who won't give him the time of day, get a discount -- ruins "Ladies Night" for all NJ residents
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(513)
 
(The Times Union)
 
 
 
Today's "74 dogs, 30 birds, three kids and an iguana" story brought to you by Troy, New York
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Movies may receive R-ratings if characters smoke onscreen
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(210)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Town takes a gamble on Kenny Rogers saving them from bankruptcy
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(50)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
D-Day, according to British school kids: The day in 1899 that President Denzel Washington ordered Anne Frank's troops to invade Nazi-controlled New Zealand
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(163)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway unleashes mad dentist
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gas prices dampen teen cruising. Photo explains why cruising is all they have
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(177)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Shinto priests caught having sex with the supposedly virginal shrine maidens
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(107)
 
(Some Freak)
 
 
 
Photoshop this person lighting a cigarette
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(115)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Man running for county commissioner mooned Paris Hilton; surprised to see his butt on TV
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(44)
 
(Skeptical Inquirer)
 
 
 
Science beats the tar out of "Bottomless Inorganic Oil" theory
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(142)
 
(Bonner County Daily Bee)
 
 
 
President Bush says War on Terror is like WWII, except that after Pearl Harbor we did not in fact attack Australia
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(815)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Outsourced IT staff finger porn-surfing boss who outsourced them
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(86)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's "overreacting parents who may have teachers fired for having a glass of wine with dinner in presence of students" story brought to you by Oxford, New Jersey
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(366)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Mother, son planted mouse in Cracker Barrel soup on Mother's Day
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Honda recalling motorcycles because chronically pessimistic speedometers are getting owners in trouble with the law
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(148)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the game of rock-paper-scissors-elephant-person, elephant trumps person every time
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(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police confused as thieves break into work sheds to steal screws
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(51)
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Why does ice cream cause your brain to freeze?
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(89)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Small-town cops overwhelmed by drunk, fighting, naked rednecks at car show
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(60)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man divorces wife for the third time because of enormous phone bills
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One third of calories consumed in American diet come from "junk" foods. Chocolate-covered, bacon-wrapped cheese sticks apparently bad for you
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(191)
 
(Daytona Beach Journal)
 
 
 
Tourists' dogs stumble upon marijuana brick and do what dogs do. Your dog wants steak and corn chips and tacos and ice cream and bacon
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(147)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nokia unveils mid-air text messaging (with pic)
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(169)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police puzzled by burglars who remove home's door from its hinges, tidy the place up, then leave without stealing anything
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's "man getting seven-cm nail embedded in neck" story brought to you by Brisbane, Australia
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(52)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Fresh off her Fear Factor appearance, Masuimi Max (not safe for work)
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(220)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for a 27-foot wiener with GPS capabilities, a V-8 engine, trunk space and seating for six, your dreams have come true
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(97)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
OPEC may vote to open pipes to full production
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(487)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Study finds 60 percent of people lie. Those that don't have limited, difficult social lives
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(171)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
When in Frankfort, Kentucky, be sure to visit the White Light Diner
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a college textbook for a course you wish was offered. (Link goes to GIS for textbook)
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(166)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jesus just left Chicago. Ends up nude in Houston
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(63)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Learn how to land an ESPN gig as a 21-year-old -- without the benefit of a reality show
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(53)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man cleared of murder charge because of a video of him eating a hotdog
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Geologists find crater under Chesapeake Bay. Likely caused by Ted Kennedy falling off pier in drunken stupor
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(95)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Two 10-year-olds + bulldozer = $500,000 worth of damage
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(107)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Caption this pic
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(255)
 
(Randi Foundation)
 
 
 
Muslim newspaper prints Worth1000 prank photo as proof giants once walked the earth (link to debunking)
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RNC unveils "Kerryopoly," satirizing John Kerry's wealth
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(570)
 
(FunkDiggityFresh.com)
 
 
 
Indulge your inner geek: Superman vs. Thor
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(205)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Enron traders caught on tape planning California's energy outages and cursing like sailors
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(211)
 
(Zwire)
 
 
 
Scientists will pay you $10 per ounce of lightning bugs
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(46)
 
(KOBTV)
 
 
 
Elderly couple accused of buying woman to help around the house
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(40)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nearly naked girl causes bus crash
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(132)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
New oil discovery points to endless supply
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(327)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Students ask school board to improve sex-ed classes, saying watching Three Stooges movies and coloring isn't getting it done
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(113)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Street golf comes to London. Nine iron now the trendiest club in town
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop a happy Rasheed Wallace
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit earns the right to get smacked around by the Lakers in the NBA Finals
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(215)
 


Tue June 01, 2004
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Farmer's market kills elderly man
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(113)
 
(NBC5i.com)
 
 
 
Rain, snow and spreading sickness to scores of other students could not keep one teen from 12 years of perfect attendance
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(243)
 
(The Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
Traffic flow goes to crap after truck full of toilets overturns
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(63)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Declassified document details American Jose Parilla's al-Qaeda bomb plots. The Smoking Gun is there
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(680)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lost cat found nailed under floor boards
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(90)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man returns from work to find abandoned car in bedroom
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(39)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"TV intoxication" killer to be released, still believes Kojak made him kill
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(47)
 
(Business News India)
 
 
 
Baby born half-deaf after mother blares educational tapes against her stomach in hopes of birthing child genius
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(122)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Baseball-style trading cards for non-athletes
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(113)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
England searching for world's best female criers. Auditions include men telling them they look fat in that dress
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(42)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Judge says accuser in Kobe case not a "victim." TSG is there
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(241)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur offers line of "Sweet Spot" grooming products for female nether regions
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(170)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Noisy Norway power plant shut down to allow piano to be tuned
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(37)
 
(News Italia Press)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning composer unable to find anyone to present new work entitled, "My Favorite Penis Poems"
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(54)
 
(WPBF Channel)
 
 
 
Survey finds that most people don't even know what carbs are
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(191)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal judge says partial-birth abortion ban unconstitutional
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(1321)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Underwear Bandit busted in the act. Police claim he didn't confess, he just sat there mumbling "What's step 2, what's step 2?"
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently for Dutch students, exam break activities include getting drunk, assembling makeshift rafts with empty milk cartons and drifting out into the North Sea
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(40)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pootie Poot shells out big buckaroonies to pay his personal doctor to treat British teenager with life-threatening disease
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(83)
 
(TV KSL)
 
 
 
This year's "why you don't grill with gasoline" story brought to you by Lehi, Utah
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British WW II supercomputer, used to crack Nazi secret codes, rebuilt. Runs as fast as new computers, but without Windows platform crashes, viruses, spam
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(144)
 
(GM News)
 
 
 
Senior citizens confuse sign's bolt for decimal point and drive 1.5 mph
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(105)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Turns out Nepalese yak farmers DON'T have better Net connections than Scottish villages
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(23)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mama duck and her 13 ducklings answer Holden Caulfield's question
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(217)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Shell-shocked: Army team removes dangerous "ornament"
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(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Just what every soccer fan needs -- an English Soccer Hooligan doll, complete with bottle and stick. Plastic vomit and blood extra
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(30)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
If albino alligators get excited, they turn pink
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Koreans now importing more kimchi than they are exporting. Domestic dogmeat levels still staying stable
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian women humiliated at having to ride on the "boob plane"
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(54)
 
(teenhollywood.com)
 
 
 
Halle Berry has confessed she can't stop breaking wind
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(140)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Zebra escapes from truck, goes to women's restroom. Line forms for entirely new reason
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sweden livid with Denmark because of Euro 2004 commemorative Coke bottle misprint that says Sweden lost to Bulgaria in 1994
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(46)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Family to be reimbursed by state for son's bedwetting expenses
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Long Island boat party interrupted by a severed human hand dropping from the sky and landing on the boat's deck
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(111)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dropping 300 religious messages in bottles into the ocean results in man getting a visit from his local beach patrol and just one response for more religious material
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(58)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Road authority suggests neon "I'm sorry" signs for the backs of cars to combat road rage
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(143)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
The real Daisy Duke (SFW)
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(108)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt buys student's painting of fat naked woman for $800. Originally offered $500, parents tell her to hold out for more
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
High school grad doesn't get diploma after doing a backflip while walking to the stage
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian scientists are studying the possibility of powering up to 500 homes with bruised or spoilt bananas
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(30)
 
(kansas.com)
 
 
 
If you lose your keys in a lake, don't try to fashion your own scuba equipment with a garden hose and tie a 20-pound anchor to your waist
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(88)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush has used Air Force One more than any other president in history for campaigning and taking weekly trips to Texas, making taxpayers pick up the bill
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(657)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected Olympic sports
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(112)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Baby Jessica just graduated high school
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(148)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Pizza man shoots and kills potential robber; fired by Pizza Hut for carrying a concealed weapon
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(773)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Last widow of a Civil War confederate dies. Maintained Southern traditions by marrying with a 61-year age gap and then remarrying grandson
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(141)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Jewish leaders say invasion of microscopic crustaceans making New York City's drinking water non-kosher
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(133)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CBS/Viacom President/COO Mel Karmazin has resigned
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(105)
 
(Huntsville Times)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding maniac gets shot by cops
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely Bible-based movies
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(137)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Twenty-one injured in Britain's annual cheese rolling race
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(55)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
A huge dragon-fish is said to be lurking in the aquamarine waters of Bear Lake
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(77)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dutch scientists have developed a potato that has one-third fewer carbohydrates than normal potatoes. Super sizing is back
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(137)
 
(WCCO)
 
 
 
Baptismal party ends in fight with broomsticks, stabbing. Baby Don Vito doing fine
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese eager to learn how to pitch a tent, attend "Camp College" to pick up basics
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(58)
 


Mon May 31, 2004
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Idiot rants and rails about the amount of gasoline wasted at the Indy 500, apparently not aware of this nifty invention called "methanol"
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(248)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Step 1: Get elected grand chief of aboriginal community. Step 2: Steal like there's no tomorow. Step 3: Profit. Step 4: Get suspended sentence (if caught)
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Surfer thinks fin sticking out of water is big dolphin; shark attack ensues
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(85)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Pat Benetar enlisted by Energizer to hawk hearing-aid batteries. In related news, Eddie Money seen pleading for sponsorship outside of senior-citizen home
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(65)
 
(Rochester D and C)
 
 
 
Family of four get cochlear implants together. Some in local deaf community disagree with their decision -- say they should embrace their deafness as a cultural identity
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(215)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
The Seattle Monorail has caught fire. Lyle Lanley unavailable for comment
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(201)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old finds blue-eyed cicada
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(99)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Zookeepers use TV to entertain gorillas. Disney cartoons and nature specials are their favorites
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(41)
 
(tribnet.com)
 
 
 
Man loses truck, dog, freedom. Country music likely to ensue
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman sucessfully dances on 10,000 nails, with little to show but bloody feet
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(32)
 
(wowt.com)
 
 
 
Today's second truckload spill is lite beer. In other news a passing pizza delivery man was robbed
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely McDonald's Happy Meal toy promotions
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(88)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
EZ Pass glitch results in dozens of toll booth violations committed by hockey star Jeremy Roenick charged to Pennsylvania man with similar license plate
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(43)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Driver found duct-taped inside his ice cream truck; used head to honk for help
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Driving a car makes you fat. Here comes the science
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Senate candidate hires former "Mork & Mindy" writer to punch-up campaign
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(23)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Archaeologists unearth WW II bomber near Buckingham Palace
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(76)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Girl experiments with dry ice and water during volcano-themed science-project class. Hilarity ensues
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Truckload of 30,000 eggs spills on Houston freeway. Breakfast is served
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(56)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Neighborhood comes together to replace all 325 U.S. flags stolen from man's yard
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(81)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NBC swears Dateline hasn't become a shill for other NBC shows
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(55)
 
(Cheese-Rolling.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Great British Cheese Chase today. Crazy Gloucestershire folk to injure selves in chasing a seven-pound cheese thrown down hill
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(37)
 
(Ad-Rag)
 
 
 
Beer catfight between Miller and Anheuser-Busch heads to court
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(120)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
As predicted there are several major injuries and oddly one naked man at the cheese roll -- and The Sun is there (NSFW)
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(36)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
Very nice muscular man (not safe for work)
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(74)
 
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
Cow jumps over fence. Four years later, man says he was injured and sues
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(28)
 
(Local 10)
 
 
 
Man flirts with car full of girls, promptly gets shot to death
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(139)
 
(Dodgeball.org)
 
 
 
The face of adult dodgeball
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(147)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hasselhoff wants to be a Bond baddy
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(71)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Downfall of communism leads to a cooking revolution
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(52)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mexican gangsters' nicknames include "The Elf," "The Dwarf" and "The Big Tamale"
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In order to prevent piracy of next Harry Potter film, the wizards in Britain are equipping every theater showing the movie with military-style night vision goggles. Hollow-tip bullets and silencers optional
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(125)
 
(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Man steals and wrecks five cars in under an hour -- the first was patrol car from the local PD
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(31)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Audrey Hepburn tops list of most naturally beautiful women
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(407)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Army trying to keep a bunch of 80-year-old WWII vets from skydiving on anniversary of D-Day for fear they will die
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(75)
 
(Sign On San Diego)
 
 
 
Anti-war activist, wrongly accused of arson attack on 100 SUVs, gets police apology and $20,000
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(105)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man spots Calvin Klein in a restaurant, drops his pants to show him he's wearing CK underwear
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(43)
 
(TGS)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker who got her hand stuck in a cannon
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(137)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
William Hung butchers "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" during 7th inning stretch in Toronto
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(119)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Gym teacher busted for encouraging students to throw balls at retarded kids
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(183)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coney Island Cyclone stopped at top of hill after female rider's wig blows off and gets stuck in track
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(News Journal Online)
 
 
 
Cowboy Mounted Shooting Association saddles up. "Hi Yo, Silver -- Away!"
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Captain sets four stowaways adrift. Last position of stowaways is 1,000 km south of the Canary Islands
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(166)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Stranger climbs into woman's car while stopped at traffic light and proceeds to ask her out on a date. Hilarity does not ensue
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(72)
 
(Appreciative Farkers)
 
 
 
To all the Fark veterans who have served or are serving, we thank you. (Link goes to Mom's apple pie)
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(571)
 
(Mansfield News Journal)
 
 
 
When good lenders go bad. Predatory tactics of the hungry mortgage banker
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(93)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Cheat Commandos O's Cereal. Rock rock on
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these baseball players
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(105)
 
(Channel 3000)
 
 
 
Man brings shovel to knife fight, receives trip to hospital for stitches
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(55)
 
(Moveon.org)
 
 
 
Moveon.org endorses The Day After Tomorrow as the movie the White House doesn't want you to see. Tin-foil hats selling like waffles
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(477)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Smash Mouth turns into Potty Mouth, gets booted from family fair
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(82)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Palm tree poaching plaguing people's property
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(38)
 
(Some Dog Walker)
 
 
 
Man banned from walking his 1.43-ton pet steer
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(38)
 
(Some mummy)
 
 
 
Photoshop headlines using hieroglyphics
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