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Sun May 09, 2004
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amber wins Survivor All-Stars, gets a new fiance to boot
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(361)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pitt says men may start wearing skirts after Troy movie
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Violinist turns champion arm wrestler
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(32)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.
 
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police accidentally fire live ammo at college rioters instead of rubber bullets
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(106)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Comedian, actor Alan King dead at 76
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(103)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bomb explodes outside Baghdad hotel, eight injured
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(156)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Airport employee places explosives in passenger's luggage as part of routine safety test. Hilarity ensues
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Macaulay Culkin spazzing out at a ballgame
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(158)
 
(texascitysun.com)
 
 
 
Cop pulls over limo carrying bachelorette party. Mistaken identity ensues
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(60)
 
(NBC4Columbus.com)
 
 
 
Today's downtown high-rise building implosion brought to you by Columbus, Ohio (slideshow)
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(41)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fourth grader gets $100 for wiping properly
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(52)
 
(Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
New ugly-ass computer-science building born at MIT (with pic)
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(195)
 
(Some Comedian)
 
 
 
Tips on how to properly park your SUV over four parking spaces and why SUVs are more fuel-efficient than four-cylinder sedans
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(279)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wooden mouse, monitor and PC for that inner-lumberjack in you
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(47)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Former Florida Secretary of State in charge of 2000 election fiasco sends in her own ballot without signing it
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(126)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Scientists have found starlings eat less when their food is mixed with a tiny amount of garlic oil. In other news, KFC to offer lite garlic chicken
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanting to be more like sheep then ever, Japan sees a future in a phone that gives directions
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(51)
 
(The Times)
 
 
 
Man threatens officers with sword, blames cough syrup. Here come the bullets
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(33)
 
(Some Net Junkie)
 
 
 
Halliburton cutting off soldiers' private Internet access for next 90 days
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(291)
 
(Pak Tribune)
 
 
 
Kerry wants Johnny Depp as vice president. Bush surrenders
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(66)
 
(Isaac Newton)
 
 
 
Woman takes shortcut by jumping from one building to another. Becomes acquainted with laws of gravity, ground
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(77)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Yard guards on doody: The company motto says it all: "We Take Crap... sSeriously." "Entre-manures" say the poop-scooping industry is getting ready to explode
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(34)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Joey -- the forthcoming spinoff of Friends -- matches Matt LeBlanc with Drea de Matteo of Sopranos, Paulo Costanzo of Road Trip, and Jennifer Coolidge of American Pie. Photoshop possible plots
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(92)
 
(Some Nucular Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fire at the Oak Ridge National Lab -- we're all gonna die now
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(106)
 
(RedVsBlue)
 
 
 
Tell Mom "I love you" with a brand new Red vs. Blue PSA
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former heavyweight boxing champion calls Russell Crowe a "gutless worm"
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(55)
 
(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blast kills Chechen president and commander of Russian military forces in Chechnya
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(275)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Party for Andy Kaufman to be held 20 years after his death. He said if he was faking it, that would be the day he would be back
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(107)
 
(Hot Kitana)
 
Boobies
 
What to do on a hot weekend? Why, take a bubble with Kitana, of course (NSFW)
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(85)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
In honor of Mother's Day: Tall, dark and handsome (not safe for work)
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(55)
 
(opte.org)
 
 
 
The opte project is back, generating pictures of the Internet. Next thing to do, generate maps of virus attacks
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas. In other news, CNN out of stories
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(65)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Minority children more likely to fall off buildings than white kids. "The Man" at work, obviously
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(82)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
One of the biggest supporters for Seattle's proposed monorail unhappy to find out that the tracks would run less than seven feet from his condo window
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shark bites surfboard of couple paddling 350 miles on publicity trip. Mmmm, crunchy... tastes like styrofoam
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(18)
 
(Some IRC Guy)
 
 
 
Free chilli seeds for anyone in the UK. Going hot hot hot
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Something's not right here... Difficulty: Subtle
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(188)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adidas invents world's smartest, ugliest shoe
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(54)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
European Space Agency successfully tests first space shuttle. It's German engineered, so probably has swank walnut and leather interior
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Spread the word of Voronina, all 50 pics of her (not safe for work)
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(65)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Brooke Burke gets wild on FHM (Not safe for work)
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(81)
 
(New Straits Times)
 
 
 
Government calls spyware "a new threat." In other news, watch out for that new "Michaelangelo" virus
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(78)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Gotti says its not his fault that just happens to have the same name as a mob boss who coincidentally was his dad
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(57)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A meteorite discovered 25 years ago is now for sale for only $100,000. Makes a great mother's day gift
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(38)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Mother's Day
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(145)
 


Sat May 08, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors successfully remove sick 29-year-old male gorilla's lung
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(31)
 
(klas-tv.com)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was lost for five days; police claim they looked 'really really hard' and she must be lying
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(39)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Dave Barry explains 'outsourcing' to us
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(128)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doctors want fast food restaurants to fight obesity by narrowing their doors
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hot blonde on a motorcycle (Not safe for work)
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(66)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
What would Buffy do? LDS leader compares young Mormans to Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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(282)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Punk-pink poodle was a stowaway
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Really awesome ways to get your ass fired
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(91)
 
(Vacaville News)
 
 
 
Bill to lower voting age to 14 passes CA state senate committee
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(302)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The annual list of what Yuppies name their kids is out
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(467)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Second-hand skivvies: Stores resell used underwear
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(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Peruvian company makes energy drink from coca leaf. "Our sales are 10 times above what we expected so far"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Riding with astronauts. Your summer guide to space-station spotting
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(18)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"I didn't try a hissing cockroach tonight, but the grilled one smelled quite enticing"
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What was the worst way to die in movie history?
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(535)
 
(Newsobserver.com)
 
 
 
Man has been hiccuping for (gasp) 44 years
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(57)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
A very bad way to start an Australian vacation: Getting caught at the airport with 1.2 kilograms of cocaine in your underpants
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(33)
 
(NDTV)
 
 
 
If your helicopter rotor is smoking, don't stick your head in there
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(51)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Mr. Speaker, I am going to ask her to let me refer to her today as my fiancee." State representative proposes marriage
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(55)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Suspect described as a boy on a bicycle with a $3.5-million cello tucked under his arm
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(38)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today's "company bilking shareholders out of billions of dollars" story brought to you by some company you've never heard of
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(44)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
78-year-old retiree scratches his second $1 million ticket, claims "I am pretty happy about it"
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(59)
 
(Mobile Register)
 
 
 
Put on your tin-foil beer goggles: ID numbers to become required on kegs
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(65)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Design a new themed casino for the Las Vegas strip
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(107)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Kids TP school, get charged with felony
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(103)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cat sneaks into airplane cargo, is honored with free limo ride and year's supply of litter
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(32)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The next nutritional fad: Camel milk
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(38)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Connecticut State University to drop use of term "freshman." Candidates for replacement include "fresh meat" and "n00b"
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(90)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
If you're going to run a pet-burial business, you should know that most people don't like their pets sticking out of the ground
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(33)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Navy vet robs bank, dons scuba gear, hides out in Mississippi river
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(34)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bear captured while roaming around tech center, said he was just trying to find a good WiFi connection
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sasser suspect in custody
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
French policeman arrested for driving drunk wearing nothing but fishnet tights
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(22)
 
(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
Kill kittens for a cause -- Join the Masturbate-a-thon on May 16th
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(60)
 
(Some 911 Dispatcher)
 
 
 
911 dispatcher fired for union activity. Please hold, your call is important to us. Hold music is "Stayin' Alive"
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(84)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft's sales growth limited by delays in Windows upgrades
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(71)
 
(Market Watch)
 
 
 
The Atkins diet is killing Krispy Kreme. Meat donut under development
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(125)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
NASA funds sci-fi technology
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(41)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man busted for having naked fornicating Barbies in his front window. The Sun is there
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Portland, Oregon Fark Party Saturday at 9:00. Link goes to where. Please, no terrorists or child molesters
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man fakes robbery trying to get life in jail for "three strikes you're out" rule. Disappointed to learn he still has one strike to go
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(27)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Sexy guy beside the pool (not safe for work)
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(61)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Today's blocking of Fahrenheit 911 is brought to you by French film union workers
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California lawmakers have everything under control... including laws regarding frog-jumping contests
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(18)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
German director to start making movie using highest bidders of Internet auction as actors
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(30)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
U.S. Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham bellows, "I have the power." Meanwhile, Long Island getting ready to invade Connecticut over asshattery
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Stuff unlikely to be seen on webcams
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(102)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
"Your honor, will you please instruct the prosecutor to stop trimming his nails and clipping his hair during this proceeding?"
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Cute blonde, not safe for work
source: britishcoeds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
German airline crew passes the hat around to collect fares. Pay what you think the flight was worth
source: straitstimes.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 


Fri May 07, 2004
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Anything less than 17 inches, on the other hand, points to a fellow who's unemployed and/or six months behind in his alimony payments"
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(113)
 
(ZeroIntelligence)
 
 
 
Assistant vice principal confiscates cell phone, makes calls to other students, listens to voice mail, sends text messages to student's younger brother. "U R TEH SUCK. LOLZ...111.11"
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(83)
 
(WNBC-TV)
 
 
 
Today's high school shooting is brought to you by Randallstown, Maryland
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Employee wins $100,000 lawsuit against boss who wore nothing but a towel and a smile at work
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Da Gov'ment)
 
 
 
British man tries to extort supermarket for $180,000 by threatening to plant contaminated items on shelves. Jailarity to ensue
source: fda.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada to offer prison tattoo parlor. Property of Bubba, tops request list
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U. of Chicago students + boredom = world's largest scavenger hunt.
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(81)
 
(Webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Police detective gets thief to confess by singing to him
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(29)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The days of sleeping until noon, waking up in a pool of your own vomit after a night of debauchery are just about over. Jobs are coming back
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(146)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Fast and the Fabulous?
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(57)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Carol Channing if she were on your favorite television show
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(154)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Norwegian cruise ship becomes the latest Barf Boat
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(69)
 
(expressindia.com)
 
 
 
Your check's in the cow
source: cities.expressindia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fugitive rapist attacks woman. Woman bites off his lip. Fugitive quoted as saying: "I cah beliehe she bih my fuhing lih off"
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(103)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ontario teachers of deaf, blind return to classroom from strike. Students wonder what all the fuss is about
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man bites dog. TS Garp wanted for questioning
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(61)
 
(NBC 11)
 
 
 
Ebay buyer capitalizes on sellers' public school education
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(137)
 
(marionstar.com)
 
 
 
Nothing brings in the tourist dollars quite like a chewy pig-testicle festival
source: marionstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(cbsnewyork)
 
 
 
How not to win over voters, lesson No. 1: Wake everyone up at 3 AM with automated campaign message
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(49)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Bullet manufacturer for U.S. Army can't keep up with demand
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(177)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Watch out! Fat man with cucumber in his mouth on the run
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(54)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Baseball club has free funeral giveaway. Hopefully no connection to their food stands
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(11)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Fox News threatens to sue billboard company over refusal to post mocking message near CNN headquarters
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(183)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Human-catapult operators cleared of manslaughter. Now plan to stuff volunteer in cannon and fire him at the moon
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Southern Baptist Convention to consider asking all Baptist kids to quit public schools
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(683)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teresa Heinz Kerry nearly underwent abortion until she had a vision of someday being married to a presidential candidate
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(185)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force wants to upgrade its bunkers in Germany, along with its fairways and greens
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(71)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E looks at some of the Eighties classic comic-book ads and classifieds
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(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Olsen Twins are bigger than the Beatles were
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(241)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Craig Ehlo has recovered from the moment he and Michael Jordan shared 15 years ago tonight
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(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a radio spot plugging Fark. Will be played on Drew's favorite online station Energy 98. Difficulty: The audience probably hasn't heard of Fark
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(44)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Playing Mozart over speaker system to drive away drinking troublemakers backfires, so authorities whip out the big gun: Country music
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(83)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Apparently unable to find Google and type "spyware," increasing number of idiots call tech support for help
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(174)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
MLB fans upset that no one wants to pitch to a juiced-up shaved dufus. In responce, MLB considers limiting intentional walks. Pitchers okay with this move as they consider beaning more batters
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Replace all human actors in a film with animals
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(187)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Homeowner finds burglar sitting on toilet
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cleric's aide says captured British female soldiers can be slaves
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(407)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
David Letterman to record show at 4 AM for some reason
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(83)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Wedding Dress Guy gets screwed by high bidder on Ebay
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(110)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Volunteers needed for anthrax study. Don't everybody jump at once
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(77)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Having not been in the news for a very very long time, Poland's president breaks onto the airwaves by revealing he used to work at a pub in England. Illegally
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(51)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
True story of soldier who parachuted into France during D-Day, escaped a Nazi POW camp, and later fought alongside the Red Army
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(228)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pigeons near site of September's Republican Convention in NY will receive electric shock if they land on building to prevent unsightly poop stains. PETA surrenders
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(119)
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
From the "We All Saw THAT Coming" department: Rising salaries for techies causing companies to offshore jobs out of India
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(109)
 
(Leo)
 
 
 
Comcast fires entire TechTV staff
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(265)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spidey bases a no go. Shrek 2 Green Monster also put on hold
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(80)
 
(BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
High school volleyball player assaults teammate by "striking him in the head with his penis." Testicles held for questioning
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(118)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golfer bending over
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(137)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick's Cafe opens in Casablanca. This could be the beginning of a beautiful dinner
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(44)
 
(myTelus)
 
 
 
U.S. Marines meet the Keystone Cops: Canadian company set to develop "banana-peel" gel spray
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
No cure for cancer, but at least your chances of getting some before you die are looking up. New patch increases women's sex drive by 74 percent
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(102)
 
(Mediasharx)
 
 
 
Mike Bigelow to direct Deuce Bigalow sequel. In other news, Jack Black set to replace Will Smith in MIB3
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(89)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Snake causes head-on collision. Slithers away without a scratch
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(34)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Gaming skills may give edge in life. In other news, a noob is still a noob
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(135)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Moore admits the whole "Disney wants to ban my film" thing was a publicity stunt
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(881)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New shoe from Adidas uses electromagnets, advanced cushioning technology, fusion reactor, nanotechnology, time travel to provide perfect fit
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(74)
 
(Fosters online)
 
 
 
Town approves building permit. Didn't occur to them that "Habit management" might mean methadone clinic
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(34)
 


Thu May 06, 2004
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Milwaukee politician comes under fire for having female mannequin in his office
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(57)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Residents are at their wits' end after being bombarded in their homes and gardens for three years by a phantom golfer, despite living nowhere near a golf course or park
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(58)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Lovers lining up to fondle statue's nipples
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(47)
 
(Internationalreporter.net)
 
 
 
Astrology is science, according to India's Supreme Court
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(125)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
The Weekly World News is on vacation. Photoshop what their return will be like
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
U.S. Energy Department writes bill that would let them leave nuclear waste behind, but gets caught red-handed
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(122)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Professional athlete keeps promise and accompanies high schooler to her prom. Actually has her home by 11:30
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Berkez is looking to use the power of Fark to compile a list of local music-scene websites. Figures it can help out farkers' bands with summer touring, women
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(161)
 
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
Final reminder: Redneck Fark Party -- Bristol, VA Friday, May 7 at 7:30 PM. Drew will be there (link goes to location)
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(42)
 
(Newsday)
 
NewsFlash
 
Portland, Oregon man arrested in Madrid bombings
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(247)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bush: Rumsfeld "will stay in my Cabinet." In related news, Ashcroft "will remain under my bed" and Cheney "will still control me like a puppet"
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(204)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush's "Let's keep brain-dead people alive" law deemed unconstitutional. Florida's population soon to plummet
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(99)
 
(Univ of Texas)
 
Video
 
Physicists create persistant holes in liquids, watch video to the end. Cool factor: 10
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(197)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Late in WWII, Germans launched wacky plan to kidnap Gen. Dwight Eisenhower. Because most posing as U.S. soldiers couldn't speak English, they were told to run off faking an attack of diarrhea if approached
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky court offering to sterilize "deadbeat dads" so they can't reproduce anymore
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(274)
 
(mndaily.com)
 
 
 
Yet another female college journalist complaining that wearing slutty clothes somehow make guys think she's slutty
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(487)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Methodists divided on homosexuality. In other news, Puritans worldwide denounce Pez dispensers, and The Church of the Holy Order of Beavers amend church doctrine to include all muskrats into their faith
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(219)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New employee motivation device billed as "The World Famous Manually Self-Operated Butt-Kicking Machine"
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(The Australian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Osama bin Laden offers reward for death of Paul Bremer, Kofi Annan
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(234)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend dies in an auto accident, don't bury her in the woods
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cow swallows 132 pounds of plastic. Her milk comes out prepackaged
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(40)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Those big trucks labelled "The Swedish Breast Care Express" are actually legit
source: komotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
From the cover of Lowrider Magazine to your screen... Carla Harvey. Makes you want to be reincarnated as a pink bikini (not safe for work)
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(136)
 
(The Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
A virus ate my term paper. Dogs everywhere finally off the hook
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that when men fall in love they turn into women, and when women fall in love they turn into men
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(122)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a helicopter traffic report for the Internet superhighway
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(25)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Murder suspect says blood in his apartment result of him tripping while reaching for an envelope
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(23)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Viagra makers hard-up to penetrate the radio advertising market, need to repeatedly thrust their advertisements down the throats of consumers
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(79)
 
(NBC4Columbus)
 
 
 
That "hand" found at Frisbee Golf Park turns out to be a plant. How authorities confused a plant with a hand is under investigation
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(100)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you lost a glove at the Frisbee Golf Park in Columbus, Ohio, a dog just found it with your hand still inside
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop how the world would be different if caffeine did what fat does, and vice versa. (Link goes to Starbucks website)
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(74)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Yankees say they will not get caught in Spider-Man's web
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(117)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush apologizes for treatment of Iraqi prisoners
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(1012)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fifth HIV-positive porn star named
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(126)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Law makes it legal for women to whip out the boobies in public
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(232)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Denmark preparing toilet-paper aid to strike-torn Norway
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(30)
 
(Signs On San Diego)
 
 
 
Third world blames everything on satanists, organ harvesters
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(72)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Today's "truck full of cheese flipping over and bursting into flames" story brought to you by Ohio
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(63)
 
(MooreWatch)
 
 
 
Moore's Mickey Mess started a year ago, and he knows it (link changed for the bandwidth-impaired)
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(531)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Super-MILF Kim Basinger to get naked in new film (not safe for work)
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(129)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Picasso puts Van Gogh's auction record in his "Boy With a Pipe" and smokes it
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(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who ran out onto the field at Shea Stadium during a game will be the first charged under "Calvin Klein" bill law
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(53)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian special-alert military security duty means pizza and beer
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(38)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Black metal singer learns it doesn't pay to beat people senseless and try to drink their blood
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(277)
 
(Channelcincinnati)
 
 
 
Cicada invasion just days away. It's a bug hunt
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(210)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood may offer maps to the stars, but Singapore offers maps to the toilets
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(59)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Oldest maximum-security prison west of the Mississippi has a few mysterious bones under its guard tower
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(42)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
Seashells used for paving driveways in Delaware found to include bits and pieces of WWI- and WWII-era surplus army ordnance
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(74)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Stench leads to 200 animals in apartment, including alligators, scorpions and carnivorous beetles
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(65)
 
(Eircom.net)
 
 
 
Irish stamp celebrating expansion of EU mistakenly shows Crete instead of Cyprus
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(60)
 
(Kartoffelsalat)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant, walking potato sack from Germany. Quickly, before it makes you buy a bicycle
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(123)
 
(HamNCheez)
 
 
 
Full tank of gas: $30. Speeding ticket: $120. Writing smartass letter to the police and having ticket voided? Priceless
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(194)
 
(Some Portlander)
 
 
 
Starbucks' newest drink now being tested in the Portland market: Latte Molotov cocktail
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(129)
 
(WKYT)
 
 
 
The warning signs on the side of a can of compressed air actually mean something
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(122)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man jailed for leaving unattended teddy bear at airport
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(110)
 
(FortWayne.com)
 
 
 
Gunshots heard at high school track meet were not from the starter pistol
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(31)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
AAA prints photo of Arizona's Cathedral Rock on cover of 500,000 guidebooks to Utah's Monument Valley. Hilarity ensues
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Silicone airbags may be the wave of the future. Dolly Parton unavailable for comment
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(28)
 
(Santa Maria Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop these firefighters working in a surreal scene
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(108)
 
(No One Special)
 
 
 
Lesson learned from the 1992 L.A. riots: Cops and marines understand "cover me" to be two entirely different things
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(158)
 


Wed May 05, 2004
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy loses submarine outside Norway -- dolphin squad comes to rescue
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(80)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Defendant attacks witness after disabling shock belt with ham sandwich. MacGyver surrenders
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(62)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
MP mispronounces name of Italian actress, forced to apologize to "aging sex-kitten community" in front of giggling Commons
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(89)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman gets a 9mm in her hotdog
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(114)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lawyer arrested in court for impersonating another lawyer
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man slips Xanax into co-worker's coffee because she's "too hyper." Switching her to decaf apparently never occured to him
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(85)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Gizmo the Flying Dog apparently worth $200,000
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(84)
 
(AVN)
 
 
 
Images of American GIs supposedly raping and sexually abusing Iraqi women were actually staged porn, taken by sleazebag Arabic-language propaganda websites from Hungarian porno sites (ads on page not safe for work)
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(246)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ricardo Montalban Theatre to open in L.A. -- all seats to be fine Corinthian leather
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(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Museum employees confused when dinosaur bones arrive without assembly instructions
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(54)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Skeletons dug up in garden may be D'Artagnan's musketeers. Cardinal Richelieu wanted for questioning
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(84)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ring of swimmers. (Difficulty: Drowning)
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(104)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gasoline huffer craves a smoke. Hilarity ensues
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(106)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Amber Alert issued because kid did not want to wear shoes
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(136)
 
(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
Couple can't sell beer from their craft shop at Big Bone Lick state park
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(85)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bush's "Yes, America Can" bus is "Yes, made in Canada"
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(311)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Builders will break ground for the 1,776-foot "ground zero" skyscraper on July 4
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(394)
 
(Examiner.net)
 
 
 
Car thieves break off radio antenna thinking it will disable the car's GPS tracking system, but just get lousy reception on their way to jail
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(27)
 
(Local10)
 
 
 
If you carry your dead baby around to hide the fact that it's dead, at some point someone's going to notice
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(89)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball has agreed to decorate its bases with a spider-web pattern to promote the new Spider-Man movie
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(195)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maine entrepreneur charges angry people $1.99 a minute to listen to them rant and rave over the telephone
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(82)
 
(B3ta)
 
Video
 
Hey hey 16k
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(192)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Swiping your license instead of credit card might give you "free" gas, but it also gives the cops your name
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(162)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man shoots self in head six times with nail-gun. Recovering, but feels rusty
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(83)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple patented by Microsoft
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Playmate Angela Taylor new pictures (not safe for work)
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(79)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
With its long emergency-room waits but universal public healthcare, Canada is statistically a worse place than the U.S. to have a heart attack, but a much better place to get cancer
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(215)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bacardi pays small town to rename itself after a rum-based drink
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
World's oldest woman celebrates 116th birthday. Former peasant lives on diet of homemade sausages and pork fat; survived Stalinist purges, Nazi invasion. Line starts somewhere over there
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(59)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Cop interrupts married couple having sex in car, makes man pay his unpaid dog fine
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(51)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
It's Cinco de Mayo today. Here are a few facts to share over your beer tonight
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(101)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's "male spousal abuse with a fish" story brought to you by Saginaw, MI
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No one will notice this 9600-gallon anhydrous ammonia tank in the front yard
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(49)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
U.S. military's investigative report into prisoner abuse now available at TSG
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(352)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft finds a way to permit spam while still being anti-spam
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Woman walks into store and buys 10,000 chocolate bars. Weight Watchers surrenders
source: icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fourth porn actor tests HIV positive. This one not related to recent outbreak
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(81)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Women's soccer game ends far better than anyone could have hoped. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Man and machine. Turn a celebrity into a cyborg
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(118)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German burglar robs sandwich shop, nibbles a bit of a meatball sandwich, leaves behind enough DNA to be caught
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's just wrong: T-shirts for assholes that wear t-shirts -- Stuct.com
source: stuct.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(KYW)
 
 
 
Coach who gave "Crybaby" award to 13-year-old given "You're Fired, Dumbass" award by school board
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(185)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mickey Mouse miffed Michael Moore's movie might mislead. Miramax may miss mainstream multiplex moola
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(468)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy practicing capoeira in a park
source: aobrasil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Colin Powell may not serve Bush in second term
source: prnewswire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Unhappy bees kill two Brazilian hikers
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Weed use among baby boomers (45-64) increased 355 percent. Your grandchild needs resistance education
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher beaten up by computer geeks
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Coke and Pepsi launch new cola wars to see whose low-carb soda tastes more like ass
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(111)
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
Van Helsing is Van Hellish
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a startling turn of events, the Senate has passed legislation that *benefits* American workers
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(93)
 
(U.S. Air Force Academy)
 
 
 
Proof the U.S. military has gone soft: Air Force Academy cadets required to participate in intramural sports
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(128)
 
(TTR2)
 
Boobies
 
Fresh new screen caps from the Gena Lee Nolin sex tape (not safe for work)
source: ttr2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 


Tue May 04, 2004
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gore invents Canadian television in America
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(94)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Keith Richards to play Depp's father in Pirates of the Caribbean sequel?
source: contracostatimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
FBI bomb-technician training includes exploding full-size vans and oven-roaster chickens (with cool pic)
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(30)
 
(Some Rolling Stones)
 
 
 
Theme: The climactic moment of a song. Difficulty: No song-lyric captions (link goes nowhere)
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(160)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb explodes in Athens
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Giant sinkhole threatening to swallow everything in West Texas
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Congressional office wants to draft women. And while they're at it, they're upping the age limit to 34
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(583)
 
(KDKA)
 
 
 
Man with AK-47 running from police
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(58)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
WNBC's news chopper crashes in Brooklyn, just in time for sweeps (with pics)
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(84)
 
(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Fark party in Winnipeg
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(129)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Baseball game-delaying bathroom stall door strikes again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
siht ekil gnitirw tsniaga wal sessap nawiaT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anti-theft measures outwit bank officials: Vault now permanently sealed
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Prince says he's not making a comeback because he's been popular the whole time
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When you UPS cocaine, make sure you mark that it is not anthrax in BIG LETTERS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Moises Alou's secret hitting recipe? He takes a leak on his hands. Hate to see his defense recipe
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Higher corporate profits plus higher job cuts equals booming luxury-car sales
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Report of "excellent work -- once I taped his mouth up..." displeases mother of 11-year-old boy
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(Cornell Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Man seen choking his chicken while watching Cornell Caribbean Dance Association practice through the gym window. Twice
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(69)
 
(The State.com)
 
 
 
Hybrid cars ready to electrocute anyone who tries to rescue passengers inside. Or, the media could be overreacting again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Pat Tillman isn't with God. He's f***ing dead. He wasn't religious. So thank you for your thoughts, but he's f***ing dead.'' So says his brother
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(AP)
 
 
 
Remember that story from Sunday about people giving up on food so they can afford gas? AP says oops, never mind
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(55)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Some tanning solutions contain THC, which can alert drug dogs at airports. Your dog wants coccoa butter
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(48)
 
(Duluth News-Tribune)
 
 
 
Monkey's surprised that their poo flooded a Wisconsin interstate; claim, "We didn't throw it"
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(28)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Judge busted for hiring underaged prostitutes who appeared before him earlier in court
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
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Courtney Love decides to flash her boobies at Atlanta music festival. The Sun is there (not safe for work)
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(228)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clear Channel CEO has brain surgery to get rid of swelling caused by too much bad music, monopolizing
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
First new songs by The Who in 20 years to be released. Titles expected to include "We Need Money" and "Half of Us Aren't Dead".
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(131)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FCC swamped with indecency complaints about Oprah. TSG is there
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(255)
 
(Anch. Daily News)
 
 
 
Sick bastard "had a couple of pretty good reasons to wall his mother's dead body inside the breakfast bar of her Muldoon trailer..." (with pic of said freak)
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(91)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Eye surgeon gives breast exams to patients. Lawsuits ensue
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(59)
 
(channel3000.com)
 
 
 
Town immersed in scandal ensuing from "no belly-floppin' from bridges" legislation
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
First confirmed reports of mutants found. Professor X said to be unhappy with their underwhelming super-mutant abilities
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(135)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mayor Bloomberg installs passive anti-missile defense systems on his private jets
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(52)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hospital giving Detroit Tiger tickets away in effort lure customers. Psych ward patients increase 50 fold
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(25)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
One in 10 relationships in Britain end via text message
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese Coast Guard comes to the rescue of misguided man who believed he could row across the Pacific
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(37)
 
(Daily Prophet)
 
 
 
Unlikely "Harry Potter" sequels
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(126)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Shuan Shuan knocks up Ling Ling, gets her preg preg
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(76)
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful to start DVD distribution company, first release includes mad scientists and videogame reinactments
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(86)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer star caught taking a leak on the pitch. The Sun is there
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Feds crack down on "food fraud" by seizing 18,720 doughnuts and thousands of cinnamon rolls. Now staging the largest coffee offensive in history
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(29)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New classified U.S. secrets highlights include former Chilean dictator's beverage preferences
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(20)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Serial streaker shows he has balls at World Snooker Championship
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Family looking to build either strip club or waste transfer station gives town ultimatum of kitty versus litter
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton stuck on himself, blue dress, ceiling
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(144)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Philip Rivers already has Eli beat, though marginally
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(46)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Latest evidence of bad behaviour by U.S. troops in Iraq is brought to you by French TV
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(400)
 
(Microsoft Watch)
 
 
 
Next version of Windows will require four to six GHz CPU, a terabyte of storage, 2 GB RAM -- yet still won't fellate you
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(226)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Geeks who want an Xbox for their workplace auction off Subway subs. Complete with subliminal messaging
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(70)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Peanuts found under mattress of allergic female firefighter. Authorities actually considering the possibility it was by accident
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(102)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Horse-faced Anna Nicole Smith and horse-hung Kid Rock fight at Kentucky Derby
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(107)
 
(Korea Times)
 
 
 
Korean scientists develop pigs that pee medicine
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but these guys are trying to help
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(39)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Coaches give high school basketball player "Crybaby Award" during team banquet
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(384)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parents often not a reliable source of birth-control information
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(182)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Salads on Quantas have just a dash of live frog. Tastes just like live chicken
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago today, Ronald McDonald climbed the ladder from simple McDonaldland peasant to Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I wasn't speeding, I was testing the accuracy of my speedometer at high speeds
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(85)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soccer referee in training
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(129)
 
(Some Redneck)
 
 
 
Fark party this Friday, 8:00 PM, Abingdon, VA. Contact information in thread
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(59)
 
(Palm Beach Post via Drudge)
 
 
 
Riot at maximum-security prison for teenage girls sends 10 girls to hospital with stinging red slap marks
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(123)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Competitive eater" to bury self in 100 cubic feet of popcorn and eat his way out. In other news, people wish there was a way to turn popcorn into dirt
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(79)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher finally gets punk'd. Black Eyed Peas give him a smackdown
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(164)
 


Mon May 03, 2004
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
TV Land plans to compete against "Friends" finale by showing TV Land staff watching "Friends" finale
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(175)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: How I spent my Spring Break
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the U.S. government fines Bill Gates $800k for antitrust violations, and lays the fine on the ground, is it worth Bill's time to pick it up?
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(121)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Oops she did it again: Britney's new neck tattoo is gibberish
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(314)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Qaddafi's son makes professional soccer debut. He made the team on his own
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(53)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
After years of study, Canadian researchers claim that fat kids get picked on
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(167)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man tries to kill wife with bubble bath. In other news, there are websites dealing with bathtub electrocution
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(61)
 
(U of Mississippi)
 
 
 
If Eli Manning's football career doesn't work out, he can always go back to web design
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(185)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon of the Red Sox is being pressured by television stations to cut his hair
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(144)
 
(ABC 7 News)
 
 
 
Sweden's mythical monster placed on endangered species list
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(72)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Navy goes to Wal-Mart hoping to recruit "quality, not quantity"
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(124)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Restaurant cooling-unit fan becomes electric spanking machine for bungling burglar
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(38)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Robin Williams drops in on Winnipeg graduation party
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(147)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Naked Joke, Charmane: Mistaken Identity (not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Undercover air marshals are having a hard time staying under cover because other air marshals come on the flights and say "Hey, Bill. I didn't know you were going undercover on this flight. Ha, what a small world"
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(78)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Wings captain Steve Yzerman using staples, chewing gum to hold eye socket together so he can play tonight
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(219)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
No practicing barbzerdry here...
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(115)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Deadwood" still dropping as many as 63 F-bombs per episode
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(166)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Average customer pays $228 in bank fees every year
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(190)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Eighteen percent of all hotel guests steal the towels
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(118)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker misses his godson, who moved from California to Ohio. Create a printable card for him to send to remind Gino that Uncle Greg loves and misses him. Voting enabled. Link goes to GIS for "warm and fuzzy"
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(122)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Hundreds of former Republican military commanders and colleagues of John Kerry to declare him "unfit to be commander in chief"
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(1050)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Leonardo da Vinci credited with developing the first search engine
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(68)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Investigators to collect DNA evidence from a fan's collection of Michael Jackson underwear. In related news, there's a fan out there that collects Michael Jackson's unwashed underwear
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(117)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Olsen Twins toughen up film soundtrack by sending song back to rapper, requesting it be "more gangsta"
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(298)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez, whose brain appears to have been Gephardtized by aliens, will pay part of his own salary to keep Pedro and Nomar on the team
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(152)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Check your links or you'll have gay porn on your county council district website
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(51)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Buffett signs on as Kerry's economic advisor. Kerry demands he sings "Margaritaville"
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(132)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The New Zealand volcano that starred as "Mount Doom" is actually more dangerous than Mount Doom
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Bremer says, "Hey, remember that smack I was talking about Bush? Yeah, I was just talkin' out my ass... none of it was serious"
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(116)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Daily Mirror does its own PhotoShop work on prisoner abuse photos
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(145)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In a move that has nothing to do with winning special-interest votes in Florida, Bush moves to reheat cold war with Cuba
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(222)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tired of sitting around, smoking cigars and waiting for the next U.S. invasion, Cuba starts bull-baiting Mexico
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(76)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Godzilla re-release restores more than half an hour of references to atomic weapons and other controversies that were removed from the version you grew up watching
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(65)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
People on party boat crowd to one side as boat passes nude beach. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish police foil bomb plot on NATO summit. Turkish police just as surprised as we are
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(36)
 
(RedVsBlue)
 
 
 
Red vs Blue Episode 32: Me, Myself and You
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(29)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a heckler of someone's lovemaking session. Difficulty: Can only air between 10:00 PM and 6:00 AM
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk driver causes spectacular crash, shows gratitude to rescuers by masticating cop, bitchslapping EMT
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Slash's opening guitar salvo from "Sweet Child O' Mine" voted best guitar riff of all time. Includes complete top 20 list
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(435)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Robber tears off man's arm, runs away with it
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(54)
 
(Unhelpful Link)
 
 
 
Photoshop the consequences of an instantaneous switch to the metric system in the U.S.
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(202)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protons take note: Dalai Lama urges positive spin
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obviously pushed by a Secret Service agent, John Kerry tumbles from bicycle to earn fourth Purple Heart
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(245)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-dictator's son and former McDonald's manager elected president of Panama. Free Big Macs for everyone
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German government threatens brothels with levied fines if they don't train their prostitutes better
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Stoners too stoned to get off their asses and show up for "cannabis festival"
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(86)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police tell drunk driver he is lucky they didn't just shoot him
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists develop way for adults to grow new teeth. Great Britain and Arkansas soon to become unrecognizable
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sting now says he didn't say he practises "tantric" sex, he claims he actually said "frantic". He allowed the myth to spread for years though (as any guy would)
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(43)
 
(Some Boobie Lover)
 
Boobies
 
A rose by any other name would not be as sweet as Paulina Rose (not safe for work)
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(110)
 
(GulfDailyNews)
 
 
 
Bahraini PM confuses 'Satan Worship' with 'Kick-Ass Rock Concert'
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(51)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
350-year-old oak felled to make TV reception better for EU dinner
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(71)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
1. Stop paying rent. 2. ??? 3. Profit
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(65)
 
(NZ herald)
 
 
 
Piggy Problem as porkers plough past peoples places
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Middle-Earth in America
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(142)
 
(NBC 13)
 
 
 
You know its going to be a bad day when flames start shooting from the gas nozzle you're holding
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