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Sun April 11, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Toyota hybrid is born
source: toyota.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Power of a kiss: Medics talk
source: pravda.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taxi driver stabs man in head with screwdriver
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Don't light firecrackers directly in front of your eye
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tales of horror from online-dating front
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Today's instant-justice story brought to you by Caloocan City
source: abs-cbnnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
The real-life Ace Ventura
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Center Daily Times)
 
 
 
Fireworks safety demonstration ends with uncontrolled brush fire. Burnination ensues
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A cup of coffee, a don and a battleship
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(MyWay)
 
 
 
Live from New York, it's Janets nipple
source: apnews.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Sea lions teaching each other that the best fishing is at the dam
source: news.statesmanjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
Video
 
City's newest fire truck gets stuck in trash-filled pothole that is several feet deep
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In the Arctic, size does matter
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(WDSU-TV)
 
 
 
92-year-old with rap sheet from the 1930's busted on Bourbon Street. No boobies injured
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
High-rise university dorms will overlook nude beach (possibly NSFW butt pics)
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Penn Live)
 
 
 
Couple excited about new house -- except for the pesky snake infestation. Previous owner suggests, "Get a cat"
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Tallahasse Democrat)
 
 
 
Cattle rustling blamed on low-carb craze
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Easter eggs haute couture
source: pravda.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some poor guy.)
 
 
 
Man enters Guinness Book of Records for buying house at $128 million
source: channelnewsasia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Less than a week after parachute saves a plane from crashing in Canada, another plane is saved in Florida
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Seismologists discover TV miniseries about massive earthquake stands on shaky ground
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese government compared to a dysfunctional penis.
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(phillyburbs.com)
 
 
 
Anyone missing a hand, arm, foot can pick them up at the recycling plant
source: phillyburbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Jax Times Union)
 
 
 
Farmer soaks 200 acres of pasture and charges $10 a head for the privilege of getting your truck or swamp buggie stuck in the mud. Beer is the beverage of choice and Confederate flags proudly fly
source: jacksonville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Morgues now prime field-trip location. Teacher: "I want a drug-related death, an alcohol-related death and a traffic fatality"
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(53)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Brewery brings town together with its Free Beer Fridays
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thomas Edison thought that anything could be better if made out of concrete. Live up to Edison's vision and create a world made entirely of concrete
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(139)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Have you ever awakened to find frosting in your hair and M&M's stuck to your spouses back? If so, you are not alone
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(WKRC)
 
 
 
Woman mugged in cemetery, has her hair stolen. Vidal Sassoon wanted for questioning
source: wkrc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Easter is here -- celebrate it by fighting Marshmallow Peeps in space
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
U.S. Forest Service spends $23,000 on 15,000 pamphlets with faked photo captions
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Baseball's shrinking meat not related to steroid crackdown
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. Apache helicopter shot down in west Baghdad
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(743)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know your finances are screwed when the bank threatens to repo your tunnel
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Today's "Man bites dog" story brought to you from Eastern China
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Children on Easter egg hunt find guns in schoolyard
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret to drop TV fashion show, citing Jackson Super Bowl fiasco
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Price of sea horses expected to sky-rocket
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Soiled panties will soon be harder to come by
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods and friends celebrating hole in one
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Sign on San Diego)
 
 
 
Man served shovel sandwich
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Marshmallow Peeps Maker: The bearer of Easter miracles disguised as a cooking toy
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
In this corner, the challenger with the C cup and the defending champ with the D cup. (Not safe for work)
source: boobiewars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bucket of fat fails to conceal firearm
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA developes a "black box" for people. Here comes the science
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
SUVs continue flying out of showrooms despite high gas prices, crappy fuel efficiency. Common sense crawls away, mortally wounded
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(382)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Professional trash troller mocks noobs
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Please slow down. The Prince needs his beauty sleep
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Those residents of Melbourne who survive funnel web spiders and poisonous snakes may now welcome their new wasp overloadrds
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Eco-terrorists decide saving birds is worth cost of taking out lumberjacks
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sorcerer takes on too many spirits during ritual, gets ass kicked by Poseidon
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia governor urging Democrats to switch parties or there will be "consequences"
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Teacher takes student to court after being told on daily basis to go fark herself
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(The Advertiser)
 
 
 
Australians making money hand over fist with bull spunk
source: theadvertiser.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old boy bids £750,000 for Power Rangers toy on eBay. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Italian restaurant celebrates 25 years in business by inviting every former employee back for a free entree. They sent out 2000 invitations
source: amestrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Home buyer's deal came with a squeal. A pig was part of the deal when he closed on the house. Despite the fact the pig is free for the taking, he can't find any takers. Luau anyone?
source: delawareonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 


Sat April 10, 2004
(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
In the hands of the Cincinnati's finest, is there anything tasers can't do?
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(50)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Dog/football's owners provide photo of wrong dog to newspaper. Hilarity ensues
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
NewsFlash
 
White House finally releases pre-9/11 Osama bin Laden memo. The Smoking Gun? There
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(636)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a police background investigator digging into a potential cop's past
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Cornholing commences as prom goers get list of dont's
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(136)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Citizens turning their garage doors into war protest billboards.
source: dailycamera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shirtless geezer hugging his cow
source: pbase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(Guide Horse Foundation)
 
 
 
Think a guide dog is a little too old fashioned? How about a guide horse then
source: guidehorse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You cannot bring a full can of gas onboard an aircraft
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, there IS crying in baseball
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
American taken hostage in car by Iraqi insurgent
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"From my plane, I saw the massive mudslides." "Over Macho Grande?" "No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. It was Machu Picchu"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Some Cat Hater)
 
Boobies
 
Aye guv'ner, let's see 'em boobies now. (not safe for work or British kittens)
source: boobdex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
While they have no problem offending the rest of America, PETA decides not to offend Bruce Springsteen
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(ADN.com)
 
 
 
Man blows up stove, house, himself after using diesel fuel to get a wood-burning stove to light
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The cleanest women around the house are the dirtiest in the bedroom
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trendy urban chickens live in iMac-shaped coops, look down on chickens with Windows
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(ThisIs Southampton)
 
 
 
Company launches a range of retro-perfumes starting with one recovered from the Titanic. At last, the smell of maritime disaster
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sticky goo angers dancers
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this asshat playing frisbee (link goes to image)
source: kstatecollegian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(Royals.mlb.com)
 
 
 
Streaker runs onto the field during Kansas City Royals game; general opinion of him is that he doesn't "Believe" in pants. Jailarity ensues
source: kansascity.royals.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, Otis, you can't become a Washington State patrolman
source: koin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old cupcake sells for $50 on eBay -- to the bakery that originally sold it for 69 cents
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. music sales rose by more than nine percent in the first three months of this year
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Louie the Elephant has a good time hunting for Easter eggs
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
It's time to celebrate Jesus' resurrection with chocolate ovum squeezed out by rabbits. Behold the Cadbury Creme Egg
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(BayNews9)
 
 
 
Bad, bad Leroy Brown. No longer the baddest man in the whole damn town after being shot by cops
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jeff Skilling makes early bid for insanity plea
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
80,000 stubbies lost in beer blaze
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa potato chip maker gives away 20,000 pounds of unusable spuds. Hey M, free taters
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Teen pilot on first-time solo flight successfully crash-lands plane in field
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Japanese rednecks ride giant logs down mountains to celebrate a 1200 year old tradition. Darwination frequently ensues
source: montereyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman text messages car thief `This is a unregistered car theft please return car or pay for full version'..
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Crack reporter finds reason to believe that some DVD movies actually contain hidden features called "Easter eggs." Film at eleven
source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Severed head found on park bench - the tenth this year
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Villanova University)
 
 
 
Farker running for student government president. Photoshop a good campaign poster for him. Link goes to his homepage
source: www98.homepage.villanova.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Poor man wins lottery
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Psychedelic poultry captivates children
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(LodiNews.com)
 
 
 
Man speaks to council with potato box on his head - to say nothing of the dirt in his ears
source: lodinews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Air marshal leaves gun in airport bathroom, Barney Fife surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
'Weird Al' Yankovic's parents found dead inside home
source: nctimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(389)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Girl suffers head injury in shot-put accident, school disbands shot-catching team
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(FSView)
 
 
 
College students arrested for giving free food to homeless without permit
source: fsunews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(WJLA)
 
 
 
Two time presidential candidate arrested for threatening to "Kick cops ass and tear off his dog's head"
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 


Fri April 09, 2004
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Large crate in Dad's closet turns out to be 28-year-old mummy of missing Mom
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Peep Eater)
 
 
 
Theme: Unexpected places for Peeps to pop up on Easter morning
source: marshmallowpeeps.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesus relics on display. Relics include toothbrush, doo rag, hippie sandals
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Prison guards force teen girls to remove bras in front of male classmates during field trip
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(197)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Dad towing 2-year-old home behind his bike at 2 a.m. asks passing driver 'You want a piece of me?' Driver hits bike, drags kid. Dad may have been drinking a little
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Environmentally friendly biomass-fueled power source runs on wood scraps, coconut husks and shredded Halliburton documents
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(160)
 
(San Jose Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Francisco authorities, frustrated with Bay Bridge jumpers holding up traffic, suggest "manmade spider web" to catch them
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
At the beach, you can find all kinds of things: Shells, seaweed, sand dollars, helicopter cockpits...
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Clear Channel drops ATL jocks
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Displaying signs offering illegal drugs in your front yard as a plea for return of your stolen car is generally not a good idea
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
On its way to clog Philadelphian's actual arteries, truckload of burning beef clogs major Philadelphia transportation artery
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Good Friday goodies (not safe for work)
source: sweet.babese.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Track coach and fitness instructor hopes to break record by eating 1500 Peeps
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Delaware and New Jersey refuse perfectly good nerve-agent waste for no reason
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Paying your own way. New hottness: Claiming martyr status and having your bills forgiven
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know spring is here when you find a newborn in your bushes
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
As if Terry Nichols wasn't having a bad enough decade, now he finds out his wife was boinking Tim McVey
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Governator boogie-boards drowning man to shore
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(168)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Local news reporter mooned live on air. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's honor our World War II vets with an ugly-ass memorial. And let's build it on a flood plain
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For a fair and balanced Fark, photoshop Bill O'Reilly
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New job opening editorial director of Hustler. Must know porn, anatomy and how to change tires on a wheelchair faster than a NASCAR pit crew
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
Video
 
Man steals camera from crew. Hilarity ensues
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
It really was Ronald at McDonald's. Manager now suspicious of man in stripes and mask eyeing the hamburgers
source: nbc5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that snakes evolved from land-based lizards who in turn evolved from lawyers
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not wanting students to get discouraged, Houston School Board drops policy requiring high school students to pass tricky courses like English and math before they move to the next grade
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Hey baby lets set your shirt on fire" should not be considered foreplay
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Jesus don't like naked statues, so nursery covers offending parts with velvet "as if Santa had a bikini team"
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Some Ivy Leaguer)
 
 
 
"I don't think I've ever rowed harder in my entire life as I did trying to escape the otter -- that devilish creature had already attacked Scott and now it was coming back for more." (with pic)
source: thedartmouth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Mobile Register)
 
 
 
Doctor says so many not-really-sick people are seeking money in asbestos litigation that if they all get paid there'll be little money available for actual sick people
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Free ice-cream bill in jeopardy
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Thieves steal truck carrying 25,000 sets of Billy Bob Teeth
source: thejournalnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado officials decide county road F-U needs to be renamed
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Courier Press)
 
 
 
Drinking a 12-ounce Guinness is like taking a multi-vitamin, only tastier
source: courierpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
SWAT teams create secured zone and surround house with gunman inside. That is, until they found out he was actually negotiating from a house across town
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Don't swig whiskey and smoke while wearing your wedding dress if you don't want to end up on a greeting card
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Police stop man driving down interstate in wrong direction. Man complains to cops that everyone else is going the wrong direction
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Iraqi insurgents seize four Italians and two Americans on outskirts of Baghdad
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(1354)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
OMG J3sus r0xorx: Get the Pope's thought of the day on your cell phone
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(46)
 
(Some TFarkette)
 
Weeners
 
Perfect body, stunning face.... and perfect ween (also tats and a ring) (not safe for work)
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(329)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old arrested for stealing bunny. Unsure of what was happening, placed pancake on bunny's head
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(246)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If steroids were legal (link goes to google)
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(109)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Jenna Jameson
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(201)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greenland is to Earth as an ice cube is to my scotch
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(114)
 
(WND)
 
 
 
This summer's forest fires will be the work of Al Qaeda
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(163)
 
(Baxter Bulletin)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom leaves note, offers cash to continue peeping. Apparently hasn't discovered free internet porn
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(53)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Safecracking for Dummies. Pictures included
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(80)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Burglar found taking shower in woman's home. Did not get away clean
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these loiterers
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(121)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The eight-step plan to snagging your own football star
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(41)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sweet. Now I can finally watch South Park without the profanities
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(The Star)
 
 
 
Man drinks his own urine as "alternative medicine" to cure rheumatism -- socialized medicine scares the piss out of him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Gambling addicts self-help website plagued with pop-ups for casinos
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(53)
 


Thu April 08, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Clear Channel drops Howard Stern because of FCC threat
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(507)
 
(khaleejtimes.com)
 
 
 
Thirteen girls and three boys at a camp go berserk and start screaming that their toilets are haunted. Ghost Busters called in to exorcise spirits
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(84)
 
(WBAY)
 
 
 
When installing new telephone cable, be careful not to flood the entire neighborhood with sewage (with video)
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(59)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Prince and his "people" jeopardize Barnie's status as the most annoying purple dinosaur
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(69)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Timothy, the alcoholic war-hero tortoise, has died
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(77)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Governor of Michigan reinstates "Year of our Lord" for dates on official documents
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(776)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The women of the University of Kansas. Duke sucks (SFW)
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(154)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man -- who wore soiled diaper and pink stretch pants while job hunting at daycare centers -- indicted on seven counts of child endangerment
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(56)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
No one really knows why we eat marshmallow Peeps at Easter, but many believe the Germans had something to do with it
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(82)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
London Mayor Ken Livingston: "I just long for the day I wake up and find that the Saudi royal family are swinging from lampposts and they've got a proper government that represents the people of Saudi Arabia"
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(162)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police decide catching "elusive fugitive pig" is worth calling in a helicopter and tracking dogs
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(27)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Create a weather forecast icon that warns of impending doom
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Earliest pet cat found in tomb. Cause of death appears to be etchings of boobies on nearby cave wall
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sims2 has some pretty pervy preview screenshots
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(236)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scalia bars press from covering speech about the power of the Constitution, orders tapes erased
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(225)
 
(Subservient Chicken)
 
 
 
SubservientChicken.com. Brought to you by Burger King. WTF?
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(239)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft gets patent for putting a hard drive in a gaming console and for using descriptive filenames
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(73)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Church invites British pub drinkers to text message suggestions for an 11th commandment. "OMG this sux0rs.1..1" places a strong second
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like the Detroit Tigers about to be 4-0
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(124)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Clear Channel gets slapped with a nice $495k fine for Howard Stern, TSG is there
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(249)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
White Sox manager tells players to "go get drunk" after loss
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(42)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Heather Graham as Roller Girl in Boogie Nights (not safe for work)
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(76)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Policeman loses promotion for using unlined paper
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(47)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson goes from virgin to "sexpert" in just one year
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(285)
 
(mytelus.com)
 
 
 
Car thief steals cars, immaculately cleans them, then abandons them on the side of the road
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(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Paris train stations evacuated due to bomb threat
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(MosNews)
 
 
 
Russian authorities to use additives to paint thinner and cologne to prevent people from drinking them
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(76)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee legislature continues to tackle the tough issues, lifts ban on free ice cream
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(34)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
When putting dishes in the dishwasher, make sure the soap tablet isn't the golden one worth $350,000
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(83)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New stoplight automatically turns red if it senses you are speeding
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(235)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's a reason that cup of coffee tastes like crap
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(townhall.com)
 
 
 
Budget-crunched San Francisco State University has classes in "Raza Studies. Recreational and Leisure Studies. Women Studies." So what are they going to eliminate? Engineering
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(PSU Vanguard)
 
 
 
Shit Amy Sly found
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers attempt to start the season 4-0. In related news, Keanu Reeves attempts to win "Best Actor," and France attempts to invade someone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mehdi Army base destroyed. Reports of spawn camping unconfirmed
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(West Central Tribune)
 
 
 
Gas station offers unleaded, premium and chronic. Police not amused, bust them after 10 years in business
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(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Powerball winner, Jack Whittaker, caught up in perplexing political scandal regarding company he bought from Democratic gubernatorial candidate
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian software company Infosys to begin outsourcing jobs to the U.S.
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Town council calculates it could save taxpayers $277.10 by not shaving
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman pregnant with her 15th child honored with Arkansas' "Young Mother" award. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe and Chloe, you have a baby brother on the way. (Florida?)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who received treatment for tumor has baby as side effect
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
AOL to launch online reality show: Contestants booted without warning will not able to sign back on long periods of time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lithuanian police commissioner upset that prostitutes are charging NATO troops three times more than local clients. Calls it "a clear case of discrimination," even though prostitution is illegal in Lithuania
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(WBBM)
 
 
 
Ronald McDonald shows up unexpectedly at two Chicago-area McDonald's restaurants. Managers get suspicious when The Ronald displays more than a passing interest in cash registers
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(99)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Toaster from hell burns Satan's face into bread
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(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Surgeons seek removal of rail crossings, since people are too dumb to notice flashing red lights and giant locomotives hurling at them
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Condi: "I can't remember"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists protest PBS "documentary" featuring "experts" with "proof" that the Shroud of Turin is "real"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot of inmate busted for hiding cocaine in roll of fat
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(76)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Police clock speeding car at mach 3
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(128)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last-minute Kingston, ON Fark party set for tonight, April 8th @ 9:30
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(170)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Experts pinpoint 40 top spots to be abducted by aliens
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(41)
 
(King County Journal)
 
 
 
One-third of police pursuits nationwide end with the death of a bystander. Fifty percent end up being shown live on cable news
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(107)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Elvis Costello to release two albums at same time, one for each fan
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(204)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create a travel poster for somewhere you wish you were right now
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(147)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Parents group proves that school promotes gay agenda using research from The Onion
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(349)
 
(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
Jessica Alba, for your viewing pleasure (not safe for work)
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(119)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Women who eat chocolate during pregnancy have happier babies. And, umm... men allowed to drink beer and go to strip clubs during pregnancy make better fathers
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(82)
 
(New Observer)
 
 
 
"Playboy is part of the conditioning of men to see women as objects," says guy in transparent effort to get laid
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(325)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mom pulls out the belt as son's report card arrives 25 years late with an "F," four "Cs" and an "A" in physical education
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(41)
 
(Buffalonews.com)
 
 
 
Man from Scotland buys house on Ebay for $15,339. Travels to the U.S. and finds out someone else still owns it
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(64)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sean Connery pushes "Arrogance" button, acts like a complete tool towards entertainment reporter
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(180)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball salaries drop to decade low average of $2.49 million. How will they ever get by?
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man says "I voted today" election sticker ruined new suede coat
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(64)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Atlantic City hotel offering world's most expensive Scotch whiskey by the glass. Cheap drinks go for $50, while vintage slams run $3500
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(117)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Obese inmate hides 1.9 grams of crack in fat roll
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(70)
 
(Ballsy)
 
 
 
Man bets it all on roulette wheel... Will it be a) "I'm rich biatch" or b) "WTF have I done"
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(136)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop: Crop circles. Difficulty: Not a wheat field caption contest
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(115)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime gives Aquaman advice on how to get a date
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(58)
 
(SomeCHIGuy)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party this Saturday at 8pm
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(64)
 
(The Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Media panic shark-attack season beginning early this year
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman performs own C-section with kitchen knife, plans to offer surgical consultation services for sale on Ebay
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(86)
 
(Stratergy Page)
 
 
 
U.S. military to replace rocket booster on Minuteman II nukes with EPA-approved boosters. Radiation, fallout and firestorms apparently not an issue for EPA
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(107)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Slain intruder turns out to be homeowner's son. Homeowner doesn't let police in without a warrant. You don't have to be Columbo to figure this one out
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(65)
 


Wed April 07, 2004
(ABC)
 
 
 
When transporting meth across state lines, make sure to bring enough cash for tolls
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Saddle up! (Not safe for work)
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(145)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes safety building, electronic door locks, traps 200 people inside
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(41)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Guy reports burglary in adjacent building. Chief Wiggum arrives at his house and shoots his dog
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(100)
 
(abc7chicago.com)
 
 
 
Up-and-coming "drive-by porn" law shoots unsuspecting Tennesseans in the eye
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(60)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The Z Is All Up Ins
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(154)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Beware of hoax involving getting smeared with snuff and vaseline, then being asked to pee on envelope containing your life savings
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(51)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New DVD player skips sexual content, graphic violence -- and therefore won't play a single movie released since 1952
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FTC says no collusion among oil companies. Apparently, prices just happen to rise on their own around Memorial Day
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(138)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Times Square celebrates 100 years of hookers and that weird urine smell
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(42)
 
(TheWGALChannel.com)
 
 
 
Church group whips Easter Bunny during show
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(134)
 
(Some Guy :))
 
 
 
Theme: Emoticons come to life
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kerry hires MoveOn.org director to handle his Internet campaign
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(363)
 
(NBC5.com)
 
 
 
Washing instructions label inside Tom Bihn bags and backpacks reads, in French, "We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn't vote for him"
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(199)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely be blamed on Janet Jackson, three college newspapers are shut down for their April Fools' pranks
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(228)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Piranha let loose in Berlin aquarium's petting pool
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(104)
 
(Planet Ark)
 
 
 
Scientists discover giving patients worms is an effective way to treat inflammatory bowel disease. Scientists now looking for way to keep patients from scooting their butts along the carpet
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(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Houston Texan cheerleader tryouts (with videos and SFW)
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(120)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Alabama lawmakers designate official state whiskey
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Restaurant ordered to stop its Kunming stunt of eating sushi off naked women
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump battles live chicken, wins $250
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: John Woo to bring Metroid to big screen
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(292)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dutch invent jewelry inplanted in the eyeball. No word on what they were smoking when they thought that one up
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(190)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Apparently forgetful of what happened the last time they released a Jew-hating extremist from prison, Germany frees a prime Sept. 11 suspect
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(187)
 
(WXIA)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible bomb found in Atlanta airport
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(312)
 
(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Going for two is better than kicking the extra point, especially when the football is a small dog
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(304)
 
(Mosnews.com)
 
 
 
Russian naval officers take the heat after makeshift sauna they built on ship catches fire, causing $100k worth of damage
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court says the state's "bird of peace" can now be served with wild rice and a light Burgundy
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(112)
 
(TheAge)
 
 
 
Britain spends £259 million on helicopters that are scared of clouds
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(91)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
French children's book author Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's plane wreckage found 60 years after he disappeared
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(162)
 
(IDSNews)
 
 
 
University students pay for college with porn site. "Student loans, we don't need no stinking student loans"
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(150)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
In the Middle East, it is prohibited to eat the sheep you have sex with
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(127)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
No longer allowed to fondle boys, Catholic priest turns to growing pot in the rectory. Police, judge are not amused
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(156)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Judge determines ailing 75-year-old, wheelchair-bound grandmother too dangerous to be released form jail. Prosecutors call her a menace to suburban car dealers
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(121)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pizza guy, hold the anchovies
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(168)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
They were sleeping better than they had slept in weeks -- that is until an 8000-pound rock fell on their house
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. checking report of Iraq mosque attack. Thought it was the Chinese embassy
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(1269)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surgeons who play video games make 37 percent fewer mistakes than their counterparts, thus completing the trifecta that beer, sex and video games are good for you
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(112)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Angelina Jolie finds the need to take off her shirt during some kind of weird ritual (not safe for work)
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(156)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British footballer sets world record by scoring goal just two seconds after kickoff (with nifty illustration)
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(310)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Two-year-old runs cash register and credit-card machine at folks' Asian restaurant, gives correct change with same frequency as parents
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(136)
 
(Fark.ru)
 
 
 
Create some propaganda to promote Fark.ru to Russian Farker comrades who aren't in the know. Something to appeal to the desire for vodka and boobskis
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(97)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Circus tightrope performer falls almost four stories, landing not as good as gymnast in previous fark article
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(35)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Fark flamewars explained: Why you believe stupid things
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(553)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers, after going 0-9 and 0-11 in previous seasons, starts out at 2-0. Duke sucks
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: What Chewbacca was really saying
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
D.C. Air National Guard would like to apologize for making the entire area experience sphinchter malfunction by flying fighter jets over U.S. Capitol
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(124)
 
(OCLC.Org)
 
 
 
A guide to the Southern Tenant Farmers' Union... also known as the STFU
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Article on Internet nerd demographic doesn't even mention masturbation until the 21st paragraph
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(77)
 


Tue April 06, 2004
(FilmStew)
 
 
 
Hollywood is truly out of ides, decides to do a sequel cleverly named "Dungeons & Dragons 2." Viewers will need to make a constitution saving throw -4 in order to avoid throwing up
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(290)
 
(Tucson Citizen)
 
 
 
Completing the trifecta is a guy falling 30 feet down a waterfall. Unfortunately, his lack of special training really showed
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(27)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
UCONN does double duty, wins women's national championship. Third title in a row for Huskies (Huskettes?)
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(180)
 
(Southern Ocean)
 
 
 
Thieves ransom lawn gnome for junk food and porn
source: southernocean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Beckham story demonstrates 100 percent effectiveness of U.S. Foreign News Defense Shield
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"I don't think there's anybody in law enforcement who would think a defendant would be that stupid to keep a dead body in a storage shed rented under his own name. Luckily, people like this keep us in business"
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this farker is looking at outside
source: instruct.langara.bc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(256)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Loser who claimed to have lost winning lottery ticket loses court case and will now lose $6,596.71 for real. Declares herself a winner nonetheless
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gymnast falls from fourth floor. Sticks landing despite breaking an ankle
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(66)
 
(Thunder Bay Chronicle Journal)
 
 
 
Donating grenades to thrift stores may cause hilarity to ensue
source: chroniclejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Angry bystanders chop off leg of gunman. Instant justice
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis to open "Girls Gone Wild Cantina" restaurant in Times Square this fall. More eateries planned
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(74)
 
(Some Professor)
 
 
 
History professor is looking for some good fake historical websites to sharpen his students' critical thinking skills. Link goes to a classic example
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(125)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans pick "Still, We Believe" as title of movie based on 2003 season. Because "You F*cking Suck" must have already been taken. Duke sucks
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
France discovers the sandwich, may stop eating garden pests
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Teacher reprimanded for complimenting students, then adding, "I'm not trying to get laid or anything"
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hans Blix: Iraq was better off under Saddam
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(346)
 
(Sam, Norm, Woody, et al.)
 
 
 
Little known fact: today is Cliff Claven's birthday. Cheers to you Cliffie. Link goes to Cliff's words of wisdom
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(66)
 
(wesh tv)
 
 
 
Accused murderer plucks right eye out in jail cell. Quotes Bible. Jailers point out that stakes are a lot higher than just an eye for an eye here
source: wesh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anti-racism professor who pretended to be racist also shoplifted while teaching criminal justice
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
French president almost feels up Queen of Britain. Maybe he'll get lucky next time
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Everyday Mississippi)
 
 
 
Man is shot, drives to yard sale and purchases old bowling pin lamp before dying
source: wlbt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Janesville Gazette)
 
 
 
The cranberry is now the official state fruit of Wisconsin. Audrey Seiler is the official nut
source: gazetteextra.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bloomberg demands re-opening of Statue of Liberty: "Come on, let's stand up and have some guts"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
12 US Marines killed in Ramadi attack, raising US casualties to 32 in the past 48 hours
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(935)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
For those interested in Dick Cheney's wife's book, Amazon also suggests "Clit Notes"
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Candidate refuses to drop out of race after photos of him in women's clothes surface
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
First ever Bejing 7-11 to open on April 15. A run on Bite the Wax Tadpole Slurpees projected
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Evidence grows about benefits of moderate drinking
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Alleged Beckham paramour has nip slip. The Sun is there (not safe for work)
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(132)
 
(NY Press)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Boiling water. New hotness: Eating live lobsters
source: nypress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Clueless Farkette needs advice on how not to get screwed buying her first car
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(398)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman who swallowed diamond ring gets probe-ation
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(theindychannel.com)
 
 
 
Indy's first truck spill today: Margarita mix. Second truck spill: Aerosol cans. Trifecta?
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Serbian tradition of shooting guns into the air during weddings brings down a small plane
source: montereyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Male-stripper market booming due to bachelorette parties. "It's the last sowing of the wild oats, because women have oats, too"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Barcelona bans bullfighting. In other news, Moscow bans vodka and Paris bans surrendering
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jamie Oliver cooks pot roast for wife in the nude, ends up roasting his weenie. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Pam and Tommy Lee may be planning to remarry. No word if they plan to make a new home video
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Photoshop cowboy Matt Drudge, who ditched his press hat for a day
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
When carrying marijuana through airport security, don't wrap it in tinfoil and walk through the metal detectors
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Autographed Fark Sticker goes for big bucks on ebay. Proceeds go to Oxfam
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan's president looks to modernize his country by banning gold teeth, circuses, beards and ballet
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Ted Kennedy calls Iraq "Bush's Vietnam." In other news, Vietnam now to be known as "Ted Kennedy's Brother's Iraq." Jack Daniels still known as "Ted Kennedy's Pepsi"
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(729)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police respond to domestic dispute with a snake
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Teenage honor student who campaigned against drug and alcohol use at high school dies during first drinking binge
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(300)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Red Sox manager forgot to "go over the rules" with Pedro Martinez. Rules like: "Don't go home in the middle of a game when you suck"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Benedictine monks stick to their vow of poverty religiously -- that is, until someone gives them $26 million
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chubby 16-year-old kid wins ESPN Tournament Challenge. Duke sucks
source: games.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not learning from the mistakes by Northeastern University College students after the Super Bowl, UConn students riot and smile while the photos are taken. Crying in front of the judge to ensue
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG gives us a look at the nude lap-dancing former inmate
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
J. Lo's mom wins $2.4 million at a slot machine
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(179)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police escort drunk man to his own wedding. Henry Earl declines offer to be best man
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this contralto is reacting to
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Moscow News)
 
 
 
Russian flying saucers to monitor America
source: mosnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Milwaukee Channel)
 
 
 
Inventor of the telephone answering machine has died. Please leave a message. BEEP
source: themilwaukeechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Man takes eight people hostage, threatens to detonate hand grenade unless he's given cocaine, cigarettes and beer
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(LSJ.com)
 
 
 
Radio station refuses to broadcast Detroit Tigers games when they learn beer will be advertised. All five Tiger fans upset
source: lsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Crisis looms because West Virginians apparently don't masturbate enough
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police would like to talk to the person leaving sticks of dynamite strewn along Texas roadways, partly because one elderly man mistook the dynamite for sausage
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Yvette Lopez in all of her glory (not safe for work)
source: sensualtopmodels.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Drug-addicted grandmother claims cannabis was a gift from God
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E locates the worst hotel arcade in the United States
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
CIA Director Maxwell Smart testifies before Senate on intelligence lapses
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(62)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal that tick humping causes the female to balloon up to 100 times their virginal size. Unknown if she points to her belly, shouting, "Look what you did to me!"
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing says sexy like Bob Dylan
source: myrtlebeachonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
UConn wins the National Championship. Duke sucks
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 


Mon April 05, 2004
(The Independent)
 
 
 
UK survey shows 42 percent think William Wallace was fictional, 33 percent think Mussolini was fictional, 57 percent think the Battle of the Bulge never happened, and 60 percent think the Battle of Helm's Deep was real
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(285)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Angry druids post reward for capture of the vandals who paint-bombed their stone circle
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Al Franken taking a break from spreading liberal propaganda
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(166)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Gas is so expensive, cab drivers are actually taking the short route to the airport
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(98)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Teenage lesbians have worst rates of smoking
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(245)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman's 176-pound tumor removed. Tumor to run for MPAA presidency
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's boyhood home destroyed in fire. Vast right-wing conspiracy seen fleeing scene
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(95)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Account #150,000 tomklajn
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(966)
 
(Madison.com)
 
 
 
Woman who abducted herself prevents TV reporter from changing underwear
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(73)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's most annoying man, the serial cabin pooper, is loose again
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette appears on Canadian music awards show wearing a bizarre "naked" body suit, complete with nipples and pubic hair (small pic of fake butt possibly not safe for work)
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(352)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Googlers hard at work... or not, as the case may be...
source: google.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(dailytimes.com)
 
 
 
Vibrating condom, machine that helps people put on underpants top draws at inventors' fair
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' boobs fall out of her shirt during performance. Sadly, The Sun was not there
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(266)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Naked women, invisible trees and rogue roundabouts have all been cited as the cause of car accidents (62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Signs of good luck: No. 1: Four-leaf clover. No. 2: Rabbit's foot. No. 3: Beached whale?
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(55)
 
(WisInfo.com)
 
 
 
If your water bills are lower than they should be, call the utility company before they fine you $1200
source: wisinfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Al-Qaeda tells Spain, "Withdraw troops from Iraq AND Afghanistan or be turned into inferno." New Spanish government said to be consulting Neville Chamberlain's Book of Foreign Relations for advice
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(400)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
An ad proving Bush's claim of "executive privilege" was nonsense is what forced Condi Rice to testify
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(217)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ikea founder denies being richest man. Still gunning for worst haircut title
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beckham denies extramarital affair (surprise)
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(81)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Restaurant manager takes on additional duty of G-string police
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(108)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Japanese restaurant causes a stir when they serve sushi on a naked woman's body. Confused diners warned not eat the funny-looking clam below the navel
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(116)
 
(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Man surprised to learn his pension will be backdated to 1852
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain and France officially friends for 100 years. "Cherchez le vache" incident forgiven and forgotten
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(146)
 
(thebostonchannel.com)
 
 
 
One reason not to select Burmese pythons as pets is they can eat you
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(68)
 
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
Attention Wal-Mart customers: Please check your credit cards statements -- 800,000 credit and debit cards overcharged last week
source: wjla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fashion company ad uses topless model to re-enact Christ's crucifixion in front of Catholic Cathedral. Manages to offend just about everyone
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(270)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. and Iraqi forces seal off Fallujah for impending attack
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(1120)
 
(Fleet News)
 
 
 
Your employer probably doesn't want to hear the one about you, a naked woman, a dead goat and a chainsaw
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cambodian PM turns year younger on birthday. Happy unbirthday, fella
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Jackson Sun)
 
 
 
Election commission has bone to pick with candidate's platform of belly rubs and steak
source: miva.jacksonsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Buffy.nu)
 
Boobies
 
Julie Benz (Angel/Roswell) topless in Darkdrive movie (not safe for work)
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old man feeds pet cat 4.4 pounds of meat a day. Cat weighs 41 pounds and can't take four steps without getting exhausted. Your cat wants steak
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New art museum exhibit dedicated to different examples of obsessive compulsive disorder
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Thundercats -- where are they now?
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Australian soccer league tries to attract kids to sport with CD-ROM that includes pictures of topless women (with SFW picture)
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(36)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vampire bats kill thirteen, THIRTEEN people ah-ah-ah
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(82)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians turn local city into Kabul, invade it with tanks
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adults that have no patience for Barney or the TeleTubbies will not be surprised to learn that television may cause ADD in toddlers
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(CompUSA)
 
 
 
Matrix Revolutions at a steal at $406.40
source: compusa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Some Gaijin)
 
 
 
American in Japan has Japanese students "remix" Penny Arcade. Base belonging ensues
source: yukihime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans on the run from their own country
source: heise.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(255)
 
(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Clubs are out in force for baby seals in Canada. 350,000 baby seals to get the treatment
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Vanessa Gleason wearing a hat and a smile (not safe for work)
source: vanessa-gleason-model.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
David Beckham had an affair. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Concrete canoes take to Lake Turkeyfoot, scuba divers on stand-by
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Terrorize your neighbors, win a free house
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Duhon's last second three-pointer to cover the spread against UConn made gamblers $30 million richer
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon gives award for "Favorite Fart in a Movie"
source: springfieldnewssun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Step off, Bill: There's a new richest guy on the planet, and he's gunning for your worst haircut title as well
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Americans shrinking, Europeans getting taller
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(274)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The real cause of Rome's fall: Head lice
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Xinhua online)
 
 
 
Expert says zoo pandas are too fat to mate, doesn't mention Indiana even once
source: news.xinhuanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
New Grand Wizard creating a kinder, gentler KKK
source: hoosiergazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(130)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Agatha Christie's murder mysteries to become PC games. Games to feature incredible lighting effects, stunning 3D, 16 different weapons and absolutely no plot
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy go-lucky kids
source: webdrive.service.emory.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists announce that size does matter
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(137)
 

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