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Sun March 28, 2004
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man butting heads with officials who are trying to get his goats
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Mod Bee)
 
 
 
Grandma gives seven-year-old boy $1 to buy ice cream. Boy comes home with realistic toy gun instead
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hometown hero outshears world champion
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
"One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords"
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Forget fixing Medicare and Social Security, we need to stop the train whistles from blowing
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
China to ban walking in cities
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Pricey funeral fee sees dead mother's body left for months
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Canadian Guy)
 
 
 
City manager tricked into driving thousands of kilometres to write a fake report; receives early retirement and $5,000 for "loss of enjoyment"
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
North Dakota rocked by "Promgate" after 18-year-old prohibited from going to prom because she smoked off school grounds
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(185)
 
(Some Stud)
 
 
 
Bacon Magazine's Stud of the Month archives: Includes favorites the Stuntaz, the Asian Prince and Peter Pan
source: frymybacon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
High-spirited 16-km race includes wine at every refreshment station
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Whizzinator is just the tip of the iceberg as drug-test faking looks beyond urine
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Set your favorite poem to music
source: google.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
A hundred movies that deserve more love
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(255)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of NYC drivers who contest their city parking tickets have their fines overturned or reduced
source: cbsnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
DJ seizes radio station, threatens suicide if his employer cuts broadcast
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Jayhawk)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech beats KU, advances to Final Four. Duke sucks
source: ramblinwreck.ocsn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Man uses cooking spray and two sandbags to kayak down a snow-ski hill
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(40)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Saudi murderer saved from his final haircut as victim's father forgives him
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(www.fyiwinnipeg.com)
 
 
 
Nine-hundred teenagers, five security guards, fancy downtown ballroom -- what could possibly go wrong?
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Curious George Books that didn't make the cut. Difficulty: Must be in the form of a book cover
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(126)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Crack SAS troops going private in Iraq. For a 700-percent raise, who wouldn't?
source: icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
How do you say "blue screen of death" in Inuktitut?
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Cable companies defend giving you more channels than you need or want
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stripping lessons catching on -- here's one writer's "how-to" experience with a professional
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(moberly monitor.com)
 
 
 
Drunk man gets car stuck on train tracks, leaves for help, car crushed. Darwin snaps fingers over one that got away
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(45)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Don't be That Guy, especially over extra cheese on your pita
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Video game industry faces crisis of creativity, with plans for Final Fantasy XVII, GTA 7 and Halo 6. Sam'n Max 2 surrenders
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(359)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom to be James Bond. A proof of the decline of the West
source: joblo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(189)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Gran pulls tooth with pliers because she refuses to pay for private dental treatment
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Carrie Otis from Wild Orchid (not safe for work)
source: wvw.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Where the beef, eh?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(BPI)
 
 
 
BPI decide RIAA were right after all, start suing left, right and centre. British file sharers surrender?
source: bpi.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Jamaican musicians have recorded a tribute album to Bob Dylan with reggae covers, Mr. Rastaman Man roll a tweed for me
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Short but sweet version of The Lord of The Rings... without the graphics
source: flabber.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Kerry considered too French for American voters, should drop the long sentences and "Go to K-Mart, buy jeans and cowboy boots" instead
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(368)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Howie Day busted when "an encounter with two women on his tour bus" goes bad
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Grandson)
 
 
 
Send farker's grandparents on a trip somewhere else
source: bis.midco.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(157)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Daughters of Minnesota's attorney general celebrate 21st birthday by assaulting a Chicago cop
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Architects designing buildings that help employees lose weight by forcing them to walk everywhere
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Send in the clones: $50K for a replica of your cat
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby Bengal tiger born at the Jakarta Zoo
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Custom Wire)
 
 
 
Jan Berry of "Jan & Dean" dead. Surfboards at half-mast, please
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Saturday night weeners (not safe for work)
source: cockage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Teenager makes her own bug repellent with catnip, patent pending
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Royal Air Force pigeon that delivered the first news of Allied success on D-day, to be recognised as the greatest pigeon to have served its country
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Beginning Sunday, the happiest place on Earth gets a little happier by raising admission price 6%. Your Goofy wants an H2
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Middle school student suspended for wearing small diamond stud in her nose, "facial piercings distract other students from learning and could hurt their performance on the state's standardized test"
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(302)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
County sheriff launches week-long air and ground search for missing man. Thankfully he was found alive - in his jail cell
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy Goddess Momoko (not safe for work)
source: sexytokyogirls.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(167)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
It's always the last place you look
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(37)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
New Houston light-rail woes now include hitting man in wheelchair who "must not have been looking where he was going."
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(53)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Head-shaving session raises more than $10,000 for child cancer
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China miffed over White House congratulations to Taiwan
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(156)
 
(Some Wiessman)
 
 
 
Pigs really do fly, unfortunately. Help a farkette find her college's war pig. (with pic)
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(108)
 


Sat March 27, 2004
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Shaolin martial artist getting kicked in the groin. (Difficulty: No pain)
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(138)
 
(W V Gazette)
 
 
 
Redneck fishing: Two men arrested for stealing 12 lb. trout from federal hatchery. Police unaware of trout's current condition
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Streaker donning tutu and skates, joins Michelle Kwan on the ice as she was about to perform. Judges award him a 9.9
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Marion Star)
 
 
 
Looking to score some beaver in Marion? Try the dog pound. (with pics)
source: marionstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(G J Sentinel)
 
 
 
Donald Trump attaches a 13 ft. tall, 25 ft. wide sign onto the Trump Tower that says "You're Fired"
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(195)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unprecedented south Atlantic hurricane threatens Brazil, shakes its tiny fist
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Royal Navy warship sunk to create Britain's first artificial diving reef
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA achieves Mach 7. Crash landing went as planned
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Due to the record-high gouging at gas pumps, the amount of people driving away without paying has increased 200 to 300 percent
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(203)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drunk driver refuses to pull over for cops because he was in the middle of a lap dance. The Smoking Gun is there
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(44)
 
(Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart planning cemetary at site of new superstore
source: starbulletin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a crooked mechanic trying to convince me that I need a part for my car that does not even exist
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Boxing-ring love hotel lets couples float like butterflies, shag like rabbits
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman not impressed with her blind date's ability to quickly blow his load
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Psychic tip grounds Florida flight
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(85)
 
(Some Tin Foil Hat)
 
 
 
See which presidential candidate your neighbors have donated money to
source: fundrace.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(249)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Patient billed $1100 for five-minute doctor visit
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Artist to give lion statue to Kabul zoo because original lion got blown up by grenade
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Class' study of democracy leads them to form political party that wins nearly 70,000 votes in general election
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Some Local News)
 
 
 
Gas station held up with rock. Roll being held for questioning
source: vocm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Peanut products George Washington Carver didn't create. Links goes to GIS
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Kinghost)
 
Boobies
 
The girl you wish lived next door (not safe for work)
source: www7.kinghost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(213)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When sitting on jury, flashing "OK" sign to defense team might cause some problems
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Feds sue history buff for return of crashed WWII airplane abandoned in 1944
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up." "No you haven't, you're just drunk"
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stanley Kubrick had a room in his house entirely devoted to Napoleon, photographed almost every doorway in London and had a deep and meaningful relationship with the Futura Extra Bold typeface
source: film.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
DJs suspended after guest Steve-O urinates on studio floor, performs stunt using duct tape and his genitalia
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(WALB)
 
 
 
Bush proposes universal broadband. Bangles and Spice Girls set to compete for title
source: walb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Buttocks fondling is not proper greeting for co-workers
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb blast at Thai bar injures 30
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Time to pump up the volume: Build your own FM radio transmitter, then go cruising in the Jeep. Chuck U. Farley unimpressed
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big ballerina
source: media.ntdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Meltingclocktimes.com)
 
 
 
Animal rights groups outraged over new sport sweeping nation: Live cat soccer
source: meltingclocktimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(washingtontimes.com)
 
 
 
University of Maryland tries to restrict fan vulgarity at Comcast Center. Duke stinks
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Man puts polaroids of his weener on car windshields "to see women's reactions"
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(gorp.away.com)
 
 
 
Outdoor sex etiquette: Remember, you don't want young campers to think sex is okay
source: gorp.away.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Yorkers act out scenes at movieoke (with pic of a wannabe zombie)
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you were in a 4G negative dive with a MiG yesterday, please call the FAA
source: kpho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The idea of a job is that an employer pays you for service, not the other way around
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(kansas.com)
 
 
 
Missouri county has been running man's "Erotic City" sex business after he died -- for almost seven years. And turning quite a tidy profit
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Polish premier's pitiful popularity prompts premature parting. Polish president, parliamentary party pretty pleased. Phew
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(sj-r.com)
 
 
 
Outraged over trash bag policies, man rams municipal building with SUV
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ukraine: Well, we lost these missiles, and we can't find them...
source: cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
Do not fly kites near major airports
source: thejakartapost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Texan)
 
 
 
Time for an Austin Fark party. Link goes to a fine venue
source: opaldivines.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(The Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In Broomfield, two strikes and your pooch is euthanized
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(WTOL)
 
 
 
Lottery winner awarded $1.3 million from store owner who didn't explain lottery rules
source: wtol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New body scanner in London can see through clothes
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Duke overcomes suckiness, advances to Elite Eight
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police forced to board school bus after rioting students pelt driver with lunch, big ass hunk of wood. Riot grows worse after students leave bus, attack motorists. Matt Dillon wants restitution
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Serial urine splasher nabbed
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cops in police box experience sphincter malfunction after dude walks up saying "Hey, look at this cool unexploded WWII bomb I found"
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(La Crosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Man gets $1,000 phone bill from internet pop-up ad
source: lacrossetribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three piglets
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd/Donkey Kong Rom Hack, complete with dancing a-hole
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 


Fri March 26, 2004
(Need a Tennessee Tag)
 
 
 
City orders residents to clean up yards. City then dumps own trash behind city hall
source: newschannel5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman shot in leg while heating fish sticks. Police rough up Mrs. Paul a little
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former "Baywatch" actor claims he diddled JFK Jr.'s wife. Hasselhoff appalled
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG is there when the sleepy burglar finally wakes up
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The pope would like to remind everyone that Sundays are NOT for sports
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(124)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don King backs President Bush in '04
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Twista gets Birmingham's city council's undies in a twist
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Pizza restaurant employee can't explain how manager's body ended up behind the oven
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Corpse tourism on the rise in Germany. Combine it with a scheisse movie and you've got yourself a weekend
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrants? We don't need no stinkin' warrants. Louisiana cops can come right in after court ruling
source: theneworleanschannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(330)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Angelina Jolie dances naked. Not safe for work
source: wvw.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(YetiSports.org)
 
 
 
AudioEdit play-by-play commentary for Yeti Sports (Smack the Penguin, Orca Slap, Seal Bounce)
source: yetisports.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When fleeing the scene of a bank robbery in your Krispy Kreme truck, don't forget your pipe bombs
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Petrified dinosaur butt imprint may be destroyed
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Summarize an entire season of a favorite TV show in one picture. Link goes to the best show ever
source: episodelist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(BEAST)
 
 
 
Berkeley Fark Party is TONIGHT! Starts at Beckett's at 6:30 PM (link goes to details)
source: noapologiespress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Internet sites can now show naked pictures of former anchorwoman who bared all in wet T-shirt contest (possibly not safe for work)
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(186)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
HP sues Gateway over infringinging their patent of "the cursor that points to icons on a computer's video display"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
According to new research, even most laid-back people can erupt into furious rants when debating online
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pics of fraternity member found wrapped in Saran Wrap, tied to tree, covered in food and oil
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(139)
 
(Sign On San Diego)
 
 
 
High electric bills cause cops to believe family is growing pot
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(231)
 
(WRAL)
 
NewsFlash
 
Military jet crashes near Raleigh airport
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man wearing tea towels on his head and armed with screwdriver holds up shop
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
When asked why he didn't pull over immediately, "he stated he did not pull over because his girlfriend was naked and was sitting on top of him"
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"Whoopee cushions remained steady under heavy pressure, while the wholesale price of rubber chickens jumped six percent''
source: mercurynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Forty-four sheep "appear" at farm. Police baaaffled
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chief constable forced to strip so she can buy booze
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(WAVY)
 
 
 
Major fire is out of control in Richmond, VA
source: wavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(226)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Pinkeye cannot be cured by application of urine, no matter what your boyfriend tells you
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Naked basketball (not safe for work)
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(128)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Irish pub told to sell less beer
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(65)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise breaks up with Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz, still expects everyone to believe he's straight
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(182)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, we're free from this Mexican cave. Crap, we're in a Mexican prison
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(154)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Students create Munchie Party, whose political platform is to allow late-night snacks
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(46)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Woman fighting to keep topless maid service in town
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There are no major health consequences to frequent masturbation. If there were, plenty of men would look like Gollum from "The Lord of the Rings" (half way down)
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(339)
 
(Bloomington Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Illinois House decides if Bush is on ballot in fall. Here comes the pork
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(191)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Soldier drives truck into minefield surrounding his base
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking's wife questioned over a not-so-brief history of violence
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(95)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Swapping your wife for a goat sometimes doesn't work out. Wha?
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(99)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teen faces five years in jail for swearing in his own garden
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(120)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Hitler's golf trophy located in Scotland. Vier
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(62)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Speedo-wearing chicken kidnapper warned to stay away from victim (now linked to non-registration site)
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(36)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If roast beef could fly...
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(143)
 
(Herald Net)
 
 
 
Burglar caught by webcam after family calls police from across the country
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(73)
 
(Missoula Independent)
 
 
 
Double blackbelt instructor uses ancient art of throwing billiard balls in barfight
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(189)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Industrial grape waste so stinky, the garlic company next door complains
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drunk burglar exhausted from stealing cell phone and $4 from couple's house; decides to climb in bed with them
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(49)
 
(TheAge)
 
 
 
World's smartest handgun speaks different languages, broadcasts conversations to police, and switches between lethal, non-lethal ammo. James Bond surrenders
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(133)
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
If you're going to constantly nag your brother during a six-day road trip, make sure and tell the judge you deserved to be stabbed
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man arrested outside Hollywood restaurant after FBI agent notices him selling DVDs of The Passion of the Christ, Dawn Of The Dead
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Woman draws snickers from courtroom after asking judge to return failed bribe money
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(52)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fraternity member found wrapped in Saran Wrap, tied to tree, covered in shaving cream and oil
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(136)
 
(Daily Interlake)
 
 
 
Teen rolls car one-and-a-quarter times after unsuccessful attempt to flick lit cigarette out window
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(151)
 
(Some Fader)
 
 
 
Photoshop unlikely NASCAR sponsors
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(162)
 
(smthop)
 
 
 
A review of Yahoo message boards
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(63)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Little "Billy Clinton" love letter from 1961 is the highlight of German exhibition
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(61)
 
(11Alive)
 
 
 
Lots of money counts as an extra passenger in Atlanta
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Great gazongas: Katie Jordan Price frolics on a beach with her freakishly large fake boobs (not safe for work)
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(210)
 
(Lodi News-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drunk woman shows fake ID after being pulled over for driving backwards in front of police station
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Overrated St. Joe's knocks off Wake. Duke sucks
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(126)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hi, is there a Hugh Jass there? Actually, yes there is
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(121)
 


Thu March 25, 2004
(Cavalier Daily)
 
 
 
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men shall be able to break into Thomas Jefferson's house and hump like rabbits
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(49)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
At long last, crappy football returns to New York City: Jets to build new stadium on Manhattan's West Side
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(65)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Before Toma Petre's relatives pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it, he hadn't been in the news much
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(109)
 
(Memri.org)
 
 
 
Screen caps from a Saudi television program on how to properly beat your wife (scroll down about halfway)
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(300)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hooters restaurant manager secretly filmed 1200 applicants while they changed into uniforms. Who would expect such behavior from the manager of such an upstanding establishment?
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(87)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Sting stung as penial peccadillos portrayed by salacious spouse
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(56)
 
(ClickOnSA.com)
 
 
 
Man has so many bees in his attic that his roof collapses
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(54)
 
(bostonherald.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for shaking vending machine that ate his dollar
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(101)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Basketball player, who blamed coach for eating disorder, wins $1.5 million award
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(52)
 
(Go Memphis)
 
 
 
Theme: Other blockbuster Bible stories that Hollywood will produce after the success of the Jesus flick. Link goes to crazy Moe
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(146)
 
(brain-terminal.com)
 
Video
 
Evan Coyne Maloney interviews anti-war protestors to determine their knowledge of Iraq/WMD-related quotes. Hilarity ensues
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(554)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Farker absolutben is going to Vegas for a bachelor party. Relate your best/worst stories and suggest some debauched things he can do. (Link goes to GIS for Vegas Baby)
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(169)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
French terror group AZF "suspending" its campaign so it can get better at blowing stuff up
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If there's ever a good time to commit suicide, it's after crashing into an SUV following a multi-state police chase with your girlfriend's decapitated head riding shotgun
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dita von Teese, to help the day go smoothly (not safe for work)
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(141)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway unleashes pre-schoolers on dog poop
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(41)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's a long way from Cuba to Miami in an innertube
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Red iceberg found in Greenland. Hey, Kool-Aid
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(132)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The best time for seeing the face of Jesus in this guy's pecan tree is right about 6:00 PM after a few beers
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan, almost at nuclear war last year, now best of friends over cricket match
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
New tape shows bin Ladin's No. 2 still alive. Says, "Hooowwwdy ho"
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(107)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Bishop requests "audit" of books in local school to make sure they don't teach oral sex
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(91)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Youths break into mausoleum, play with dead man's head
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FreeRepublic.com gets pwned by Registrar Hold
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(134)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Color TV: Celebrating 50 years of making us fat and lazy
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(108)
 
(KSDK)
 
 
 
Show me state's tax refund hotline number goes to phone sex service. Show me the honey
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(37)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Two women "wanting attention" fabricate abduction, deliberately lock themselves in trunk of car, now face charges
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(69)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
After recent shootings and stabbings, Ball State University to promote "Police Yourself" campaign
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(92)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer calls the play-action fake on his bride-to-be
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The article itself is not scary -- but the caption under Al Roker's picture is
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(113)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG when Milton "Richard" Simmons defends people with issues
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(106)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Porn star blows wads pumping out final flop
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(80)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Take a look around the Titan 1 missile silo that's up for sale on eBay (with video)
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(45)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trucker reaches for cellphone, drives off of bridge and plunges 60 feet into river, startling hiker. Both hiker and trucker live to babble incoherently about it
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(78)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Wham! The Musical brings back glory whole generations can't forget
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Santa Fe considering requiring doggie seat belts when riding in trucks and other vehicles
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A sure sign the economy is bad: Human genome to cut 200 jobs
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(42)
 
(Tech Central Station)
 
 
 
Man who saved more lives than anyone in history turns 90 today
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush checks under couch, joking, "Those weapons of mass destructions have got to be somewhere"
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(1197)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an explanation of Fark to people who are not "in the know"
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(15)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Part of the fun of taking grandma mud-bogging in the back of the truck is getting her bit by an alligator
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(41)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Japanese firm unveils giant robot T-52, programmed to perform disaster rescue work, find Sarah Conner
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(122)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient: Croutons. Neurosurgeons surrender (link goes to GIS)
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(119)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Even allowing for Godzilla, Japan's 160,000 bullet train services were only an average of 12 seconds late
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's prepares to launch McKids clothing line in Europe. Sized range from large to 4X
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Long John Silver caves -- free giant shrimp for all
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(127)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Stupidity" film says Bush is just pretending to be stupid. Drew makes an appearance in film as well. (Third story)
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(90)
 
(BuzzFlash)
 
 
 
Why Howard Stern's woes are your woes, too
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(451)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Southern Mississippi hires Larry Eustachy to improve basketball team, parties
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(67)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown released from jail early so he can be given more jail time on some other charges
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(56)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One of us... one of us... one of us... one of us... one of us...
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(227)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Football player gets red card for tackling streaker's tackle box
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(60)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Dog has sex change, says, "Now it just feels right"
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(120)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox caught in another indecency debate after Simon Cowell fingers Paula Abdul during live telecast
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(344)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Campaign to encourage compliance with mandatory pension program uses famous actress, who is not complying with the program, as spokesperson
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(97)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons cited for slapping man at airport who said, "Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the 50s"
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(211)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Man catches girl after she falls three floors
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(95)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover small-jaw mutation that caused humans to branch off from apelike ancestors. Jay Leno declared to be missing link
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(156)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American biochemists want to power jets with soybean oil. The downside is airports will smell like Thai restaurants
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Royal Mint worker and classic underacheiver steals $12
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(49)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Theme: Happy birthday. Difficulty: I hate you, but I'm supposed to send you a card anyway
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart already hiring inmate "personal assistants." Salad-tossing experience a must
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(52)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Time for Wheezy to pack his comb (pic)
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Please do not touch Busta Rhymes's chin
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(83)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Train driver overshoots stop by one mile due to talking on cell phone
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cyclist splashed by car, slashes 2000 tires
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan creates loser detector
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(71)
 
(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Countless crushed caterpillars creating chancy causeway conditions
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally, proof of the Almighty's existence
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(631)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
School board may demand six teachers repay $30,000 in pay raises they received after obtaining fake degrees from online school in Liberia
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(56)
 
(KGBT 4 - TV)
 
 
 
Beware the killer foam
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Venezuelan president urges Cubans to "go bowling"
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(53)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Monty Python to re-release the Life of Brian as a response to the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre
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(236)
 


Wed March 24, 2004
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Using a cellphone or sharpie in the endzone will cost you 15 yards instead of $15,000
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(78)
 
(Capital Times)
 
 
 
Students sue bars for price fixing
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(72)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
One of the Miller Lite "Catfight Girls" claims she was duped by producers of "Backyard Babes Wrestling" video. The Smoking Gun is there with the legal briefs
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(48)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Georgia House bans genital piercings for women
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(456)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tater Tots turn 50. Now to be called Tater Adults
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(45)
 
(Some Prankster)
 
 
 
Theme: April Fools
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(180)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Time to take vibrators out of the closet
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(105)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ave Maria University to feature largest crucifix. Baptismal water-log ride in the works
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(46)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Attention Florida residents: Your bush is on fire
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(38)
 
(Richmond Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
PETA plans to hand out "Buckets of Blood" to children outside KFC restaurants and at middle and high schools near the restaurants
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(651)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
NASA plans second try at flying 5,000mph unpiloted jet (with photo)
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(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientist believes there is proof of life on Mars. Problem is, we brought it there
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(162)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Updated 1930s sex toys link now includes chastity belt for dogs. The Sun is there
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(45)
 
(Disney)
 
 
 
Goofy IS a dog
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(175)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Frustrated Mets fan offers crappy outfielder Roger Cedeno for sale, fails to throw in crappy reliever John Franco and crappy starting pitcher Tom Glavine
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(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Enrique Iglesias has a small weener. The Sun is there
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(226)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
A ton of celebrity oops shots, including Jennifer Garner (not safe for work)
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(127)
 
(The New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
For a limited time only: Cow and rocket launcher combo for only $400
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox Sports chairman blames nine percent drop in NASCAR race ratings on leap year. (Second story)
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(178)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to take up the phrase "Under God"
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(1200)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Alligators may not live in the sewers of NY, but Honk Kong still has a pesky crocodile problem
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(32)
 
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Can you give me $40? Don't worry, I'm good for it. I'm God
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(59)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Eternal _______ of the ________ Mind. No source, link goes to IMDb page
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian porn actress' body found. Photographer arrested
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(140)
 
(ThisIsNorthScotland)
 
 
 
Graceland pissed about Scotland's claim to Elvis
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(54)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn woman, who claimed voodoo kept her from helping her dying toddler, is sentenced to -- parenting class
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(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Muppets try to bring peace to Middle East, especially Bert, who has spent a lot of time there
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(109)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Concert violinists sue for increased wages because they play more notes per concert than other musicians. Orchestra director to switch next performance to John Cage's 4'33"
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(175)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Elderly man calls 911 to report burglary, then heaves bowling ball from 17th floor balcony at arriving officers
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(72)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's "ninja robber" busted after tipping off newspapers
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study reveals the most annoying cliches. France surrenders
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(360)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
TSA plans to let you through airport security faster. All they ask is for your name, social security number and DNA sample
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(111)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's ugliest building to be demolished. Camilla Parker-Bowles asked to help prevent a grave mistake by staying indoors
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(99)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Unexploded bomb found buried in French rail line. Closely resembles those used by AZF
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(134)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Researchers get £1.8m to study why your co-workers are jerks and what you should do about it instead of opening fire
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(25)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Reds voice Marty Brennaman upset at being included in a radio promotion called "Throw Out the First Bitch"
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(42)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Principal points teenager's toy gun at him to teach him not to bring toy guns to school. Kid's mom now claims son has nightmares and emotional scarring, inability to get a girlfriend
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(102)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Accountant learns the naked truth: Porn sells
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(72)
 
(Duluth Superior)
 
 
 
Pranksters add dish soap to Duluth park fountain. Woman slips, falls, gets gangrene, sues city, wins $120,000 in free taxpayer money. Pranksters not found at fault
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(302)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's annual non-stop high school drunken debauchery graduation celebration now considered a royal security risk (with link to classic pics)
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(80)
 
(Ted Kennedy's Liver)
 
 
 
AudioEdit arguments in legislature over naming official state whiskey
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(3)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Moroccan Jewish leader, apparently unaware of the more popular third listed definition, calls killing of Sheikh Yassin an "act of beastiality"
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(462)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
David Beckham unknowingly signed birthday card for Madrid train bomber just weeks before attack
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(86)
 
(Art Of James Bond)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected/unlikely James Bond title sequence images. Link goes to page with pictures of titles from all 20 Bond movies
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(121)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Olds Cutlass the most stolen car in Missouri
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(147)
 
(nbc13)
 
 
 
Alabama firefighters use noose to hang rescue dummy from ceiling. Hilarity ensues
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(160)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson discovers a method to pay for his attorney fees by suing sellers of his swag
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(53)
 
(KTVU)
 
 
 
Send email after you die
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(73)
 
(TheGATE.ca)
 
 
 
Darth Valenti to step down from MPAA
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mysterious "Norfolk ring" explained (with cool pics)
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(78)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Eight-hundred passengers abandon train after man coughing up blood sparks "This guy is dying from anthrax, pass it on" rumors
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(97)
 
(Mount Vernon News)
 
 
 
Man donates 50 gallons of blood. Dracula surrenders
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(130)
 


Tue March 23, 2004
(Fark)
 
 
 
In celebration of the one-year anniversary of the "I Saw a Turtle" thread, add a little more turtle to just about anything that could use it
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(148)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
British divers trapped in cave refuse Mexican help. "We don't need your stinking rescue team"
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(156)
 
(Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Wild turkey follows man home from subway in the Bronx. In other news, there are wild turkeys in the Bronx
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(47)
 
(WPVI)
 
 
 
West Virginia governor protests A&F t-shirts that proclaim "It's all relative in West Virginia"; says it offends his cousin/wife
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(180)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"When we say we're sorry they forgive us and that's why we treat them as sacred. Then they masturbate and throw poo at us"
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(89)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Guy who sucker punched his lawyer now can't seem to find representation
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(71)
 
(fightingillini)
 
 
 
Illinois to copy Ohio with special plates for three time DWI losers
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(102)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Idiot who apparently never saw the movie "Super Troopers" spits on cop's hamburger. Jailarity ensues
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motorola to offer true worldwide cell phone that can roam on networks with incompatible standards
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(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Who do we have to bomb to get cheaper gas around here?
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(247)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kansas admits it's as flat and boring as your high school girlfriend, will give you free land if you move there
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(140)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Postal service will require massive federal bailout to guarantee nation's supply of berserk mailman jokes
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(112)
 
(wnem.com)
 
 
 
Trouble brewing for topless coffee house
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(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
What were sex toys like in the 1930s? Includes photo of vibrator that would make Buck Rogers proud
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(119)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four-year-old boy shows up at school with $10,000 worth of crack cocaine in backpack
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(163)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Deep-sea expedition nets vampire sex monsters from the deep (pics)
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(142)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Liberal Democrats are being roasted in the press for proposing that the minimum age to view and act in porn be lowered to 16
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(127)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
If your lawn looks like large armies have trooped across it, you may be a good contender for a new contest searching for America's worst lawn
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to a report, smoking speeds up memory loss. In other news, according to a report, smoking speeds up memory loss
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(72)
 
(Mobile Register)
 
 
 
If the house you are driving to buy your drugs is swarming with cops conducting a raid, don't pull up in the driveway. No extra credit for telling them you are a teacher either
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(58)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Five-year-old caught sprinkling marijuana on friend's lunch while in school cafeteria
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(97)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Would you like to own some furniture from Kobe Bryant's now-infamous hotel room? Bidding starts at $50
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(29)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Ninja holds up Norwegian gas station, flees on bicycle. Last seen heading east
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(70)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Hiker with bionic leg begins trek to walk entire Appalachian Trail. Fellow hikers wish he would stop going "na-na-na-na-na"
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(80)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Humorous mobile phone ad with "retard" stamped across Dustin Hoffman deemed not humorous, but in fact, retarded
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(90)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israel says all militant leaders Marked for Death, no one is Above the Law. Israelis are Out For Justice, Militant Leaders are Hard to Kill. Arafat still Under Siege, Palestinians Under Siege 2. All of Middle East is On Deadly Ground
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(AP)
 
 
 
Day of Reckoning 1arrives as Medicare system begins spending more than it takes in this year, will be broke by 2019
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(170)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bill O'Reilly doing something unlikely
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(144)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mars had pools of salt water sometime in the distant past. May or may not have supported life. May or may not have had giant flesh-eating monsters
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(189)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Blue suede kilt: Turns out The King was a Scotsman
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(38)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Man summoned for concealing hammer in pants
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(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
World population growth is falling. "The bureau partly attributes the drop to women having fewer children"
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Documents reveal Nixon ordered FBI surveillance of Kerry in early 1970s
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(198)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Kissing festival ends with priests dumping buckets of water over participants
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People in Surrey should worry about curry
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bob Edwards, whose voice has lulled many a motorist to their fiery demise, is retiring from NPR's Morning Edition
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(206)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mars rover escapes Killer Crater of Death. Crater: "Curses, foiled again."
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian admiral: "One of our nuclear warships could blow up at any minute." Russian admiral later that day: "Blow up? I meant it needed maintenance."
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(87)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mom whips it out to feed baby at public pool. Pool manager hands her a towel and asks her to cover up. She: (A) does it; (B) tells him to fark off; (C) goes to a lawyer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Europeans investigated for gambling scam using cell phones to beat roulette wheel at the Ritz Club casino
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(123)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twin brothers cause flight to make emergency landing because of their loud fistfight over arm rest
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(126)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mars rover stuck in crater. NASA thumbing passing aliens for tow
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(89)
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago today, three players ended up playing for both teams in one bizarre NBA game
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(67)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Men videotape themselves tossing feces-and-vomit-filled bag into bus, where it explodes. Jailarity ensues
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(99)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Nuclear battle cruiser may a splode
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(81)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
American car manufacturers forget to program cars to compensate for Leap Year. Hilarity and possible costly recall ensues
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(132)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Proposed EU regulation would require signs that warns mountain climbers that mountains are high
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(88)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clear Channel gives more money to Republicans than Democrats
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(493)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Emily Gleason, wet from pool (not safe for work)
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(164)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Day 5: RIAA site still down. Someone must have held down shift key while visiting the site
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(222)
 
(Some Weird Guy)
 
 
 
Invent some songs that Weird Al might put on his next album (link goes to parody song writing tips)
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(23)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Bottoms Up going under
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Chicago firefighters, circa 1905
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(131)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Vatican rules mysterious cure of peridontititis does not a medical miracle make
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(35)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Beating out Russell Crowe by a nose, Dinky the Dingo named Australia's Most Trivial Icon. First prize: My baby...
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(54)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
White rabbits with orange stripes discovered in woods. Ten-foot-tall Alice unavailable for comment
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(93)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Conman dresses like Sherlock Holmes, steals showroom cars. "Would you like a test drive, sir?" "Elementary, my dear dumbass"
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(30)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Royal Bengal tiger with an attitude stumbles upon carefree picnickers. Get in mah belly ensues
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(101)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When building an Earth orbiter, be sure to put all the parts in correctly
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(45)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods to spend a week in military training at Army Special Forces headquarters
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(49)
 
(mlive)
 
 
 
Man beaten after asking idiot to shut up in movie theater
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(212)
 
(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Licking County's No. 1 tourist attraction opens up only once a year
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(48)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
AskMen science experts talk about the benefits of pot
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(186)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
They've stolen my poopsmith
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(156)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Photoshop these high-tech drop-down thingees
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(92)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Masked and armed pizza-shop robber defeated after getting bashed in the coconut by sledgehammer-swinging customer
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(87)
 


Mon March 22, 2004
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old girl hooks one hell of a huge shark, fights it eight hours and wins (pic)
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(316)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virgin execs were "surprised" at all the negative remarks their new urinals generated...
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(109)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin hospitalized, ailment not disclosed out of R-E-S-P-E-C-T
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(69)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New sports bra promises to lock your breasts in place (pic)
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China strikes fear into NASA by making bold claim that they will not only land a moon rover by 2012, but will actually send someone to the moon by 2020. Yes, the same moon orbiting planet Earth
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(212)
 
(TimesDaily)
 
 
 
If you're going to fry anyway, might as well take a swing at your lawyer
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Office to clean house at the BAFTAs. Brent Meister General going to dance
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(97)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
FDA releases depressing news: Some antidepressants could make you more depressed
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(203)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Charges against Muslim U.S. army chaplain at Guantanamo reduced from treason to adultery and looking at pr0n. Quite a big swing there
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(148)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Tax money slated for children's educations instead used to buy prime cuts of beef and denture cleaner
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(35)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Global warming's effects on the planet uncertain, but the maple syrup is being harvested a month sooner these days
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(169)
 
(Xinhuanet.com)
 
 
 
Photoshopping naked ladies into classical paintings is a popular Chinese art form (not safe for work: Bare buns)
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(44)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
NASA to make an even newer, more major announcement about Mars than the last major announcement
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(208)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
No.1: Steal car. No. 2: Drive stolen car to police department parking lot. No.3: Jailarity
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Proposed Oklahoma bill would regulate pseudoephedrine (Sudafed)
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(283)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World champion "Snake Man" killed by cobra. Steve Irwin surrenders
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(102)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Online dating warning signs: No. 1: Come to my country. No. 2: Meet me at my trailer park. No. 3: Don't worry about my estranged husband with the knife
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(77)
 
(KATV)
 
 
 
Arkansas prisons to continue shackling women in labor
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(78)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what a "blumpkin" is? TSG sorts it all out
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(177)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nader has nothing better to do while waiting to throw the race to President Bush. So in the meantime he's going to sue Oklahoma
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(246)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Daring early morning raid results in two dead ducks and 11 dead chickens
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(35)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Amputee flasher believes he has leg to stand on
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(33)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
The secret life of coat-check girls: "Last night, someone came in with their jacket smelling like skunk. Not pot, but actual skunk"
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(56)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man uses computer database to track 75 cats while moving house
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former members of Great White release album entitled "Burning House of Love." Rhode Island unamused
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(120)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Elk-hunting license goes for $90,000 at auction
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hikers setting booby traps for mountain bikers
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(197)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Off-road Segways in beta-testing. Models feature skid plates and studded tires, but fail to conquer woodchips
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(96)
 
(El Presidente)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop ads for the 2044 presidential campaign. Link goes to GIS
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(185)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Piglet derby returns to Russia after 110-year absence
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(31)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy sues airline company for overcharging
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(69)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Prison guards forbidden to wear protective gear because it might hurt the inmate's feelings
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(156)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trivial Pursuit to immortalize piano playing, singing dingo
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