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Sun February 29, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Google)
 
 
 
Farker the_SpaceCow is running for his college's SGA presidency solely to mock the electoral process. Help him photoshop some campaign propaganda
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(72)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
If you're going to expose your privates in a glass elevator, don't keep riding it up and down after people have seen you
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(35)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Research shows Keith Richards should have died eight years ago
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teenage bottle-throwing riots quickly becoming the national sport in Australia
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(30)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Drunk woman smashes up house, breaks window to get back in, bites holes in police car seats after arrest, breaks handcuff key. Behavior described as "unladylike"
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
BCS officials realize the error of their ways and decide to adopt the obvious, logical solution to college football's problems -- a fifth BCS game
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(52)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Funny: Breaking into your friend's house with a ski mask on. Funnier: Neighbor sees you break in, and calls the cops. Funnier yet: Cops have assault rifles
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(38)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Man dressed as the devil disrupts Passion movie crowd. Old ladies trying to get into heaven go on the offensive
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(181)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Convenience store robber flees empty-handed after store owner threatens to bean him with entire keg of beer
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(14)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to Methane Meadows -- the golf course that generates power as you play
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(19)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Know your "Godzilla" monsters (quiz)
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to greet a flight attendant, hollering "I am a terrorist" doesn't really rank up there with "Good morning"
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(17)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Thief smashes store window, reaches for six-packs. Sounds brilliant, except the store was still open
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
South African millionaire wants to build Titanic II, this time with more Titanicness
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(77)
 
(cbs4boston)
 
 
 
Florida students who fail state competency exam can get high school diploma from Maine school for $255
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man sets fire to his family's 170-year-old bourbon formula -- sparking an explosion that that would lead to the creation of the best tasting bourbon this side of anywhere
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(85)
 
(magicvalley.com)
 
 
 
Ba Ba Baubles, a successful toy company with over 80 products, was banned from the American International Toy Fair. Problem is the company owners are 10- and 13-years-old and no one under 18 is allowed into the convention
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(61)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia hopes MTV's The Real World will make their city cool
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(144)
 
(nbc16)
 
 
 
Thief breaks into pet store, steals 10 bearded dragons. Bearded clams were left untouched
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(66)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
George Steinbrenner breaks single-season record for politeness
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(27)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Today's fake miracle brought to you by Montreal: Apartment manager blesses pilgrims using painting he found in trash
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(89)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
For only $9000, you too can own your very own barrel of Jack Daniels
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(106)
 
(Janesville Gazette)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is putting a stop to bad yearbook pictures
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(62)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
$45K Oscar consolation basket for nonwinning nominees includes Lasik eye surgery and Crest whitening strips
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop your evil twin doing something you would never do
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(199)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
French schoolchildren's drawings include obese Americans devouring Coca-Cola and McDonald's hamburgers
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(775)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Company solves morale problems by only hiring the seriously mentally ill
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(94)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Recently released Gitmo detainee claims cruel and unusual punishment, Springsteen style
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(116)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
In another brilliant decision by Disney, the cups on the Mad Tea Party ride have been made almost impossible to spin
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(115)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide by train; brings beer and change of clothes with him
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(27)
 
(NOLA)
 
 
 
Turtle soup prank costs man his pets
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(23)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Always low prices, always low salaries. Georgia's program for uninsured children packed with kids of Wal-Mart employees
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(222)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
College student sends prank email to friends claiming he turned their names in to RIAA for illegal downloading. Hilarity ensues
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(75)
 
(NewsNet 5)
 
 
 
Ohio issues drivers' licenses with state seal of Arkansas hologram
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(27)
 
(Shawano Leader)
 
 
 
Bird flies between two hunters. "Duck." "No, I think it's a quail --" BLAM! "I said duck"
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(46)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a surprise ending for The Passion of the Christ
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(219)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aristide flees Haiti. Search of his office reveals running tape recorder of him vowing to never leave
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(92)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New statewide sex offender website overloaded by concerned citizens
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(58)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Passionate" movie goers shocked when numbers assigned to tickets begin with *gasp* 666
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(162)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Quake shakes Wagga Wagga. Pac Man unavailable for comment
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(39)
 
(The Daily Barometer)
 
 
 
Women can have three different types of orgasms
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(133)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
The Elmwood Sanitarium and some of its quack therapies, like the "enema machine," which could run 15 gallons of water through a patient's bowels in seconds
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Game: Fireballs
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Human chain spans Taiwan. Remember "hands across America?" Yeah, it's like that
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(32)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
More men getting ass-lifts than previously thought
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"A lot of statues in people's yards have penises, what's wrong with this?" (pic)
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(68)
 
(FirstCoastNews)
 
 
 
Thousands of potential Fark headlines arrive at Daytona Beach for beer-fueled "Bike Week"
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(40)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heinz now offering "Sharp Splinters & Jagged Bits" flavored babyfood
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(34)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Defense Department employees under investigation after boobies discovered on official computers. 'Boobies' tag shuffles feet, quietly walks away
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(17)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Andrew Jackson got offended when he couldn't pack heat to church. JFK bummed offering money from the Secret Service. These and other church stories about presidents
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(32)
 
(Citizen Online)
 
 
 
Three weeks, three pickup trucks, three DWI charges, one dumbass
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(26)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Councillors with one thing on their minds accidentally rename town after single-malt Scotch
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what life was like before you discovered the Internet
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(131)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
High-tech geek wins "Beerdrinker of the Year" contest, earns free beer for life
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(29)
 
(KARE 11)
 
 
 
Girl diagnosed with rare disease -- she literally feels no pain
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(168)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Too bad this Ginger wasn't on Gilligan's Island. (Not safe for work)
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(135)
 
(G J Sentinel)
 
 
 
Guy buys real NASCAR racecar, removes engine, installs racing simulator and display, creating one of the coolest toys on the planet
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(76)
 


Sat February 28, 2004
(Chron)
 
 
 
Pastor has hard time reconciling spiritual hunger for God's love with physical hunger for Krispy Kremes
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ethanol tanker explodes off of Virginia coast
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(84)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Ohio, California gets in on the freeway sniper craze
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Student suspended over tape of herself and classmates having sex
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(292)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man wins $4.5 million off one dollar
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(53)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
NASA makes public the documents on UFO: Truth about tragedy in Keksburg
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was too busy having group sex to vote
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(76)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Replay of Drew on TechTV's Unscrewed tonight at 10pm EST
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(76)
 
(Some Muppet)
 
 
 
In the spirit of the recent audio snafu at a political debate, AudioEdit some event or speech with an approriate interruption from a "Sesame Street" clip. Your Muppet wants to know the letter of the day
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(13)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Teenager, blinded by acne medication, undergoing operation to regain sight by implanting parts of his tooth and jaw into his right eye
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(52)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
City Council decides gigantic peanut slab is not representative of their town
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(23)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hundreds of trucks stocked with booze ready to roll in celebration of 40 percent cut in alcohol costs
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two passenger ferries stuck off coast of Nova Scotia. No shortage of ice for drinks
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(27)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight pigs bravely give their lives to create world's longest sausage. Abe Froman surrenders
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(49)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boy chops off cat's paws for his girlfriend, saying they would bring her good luck. Fluffy unconvinced
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(103)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle brides upset an old rusting ferry boat is ruining their wedding photos
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(79)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop an RSVP to something you don't want to attend (Link goes nowhere)
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(123)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Hot guy in work boots (Not safe for work)
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(64)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Police helicopter and squad cars unleashed when hoodlums throw piece of ice at firetruck
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(48)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Soldiers jailed for making love and not war
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(72)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Teen throws basketball pass out of bounds, on purpose, to protest his coach
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
CIA tried to sabotage economy of Soviet Union by sending them Microsoft products
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(270)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Intrepid reporter discovers the Amish in Minnesota endure cold weather
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(37)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Marlins pitcher needs 15 stitches after "sleepwalking accident"
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
TV-show advice saves man trapped underwater in car
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(69)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Newest hot-button topic facing politicians in Norway: Snoring
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(37)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The house you're robbing is not the best location for a nap
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian town sets down law forcing pet owners to pamper their pets. No specific word on monkey torture
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(47)
 
(southbendtribune.com)
 
 
 
Miscreants make mischief, molassas mess slinging syrup at IHOP brawl
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(38)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Teachers think educators should wear school uniforms. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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(93)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Loss by undefeated Illinois high school basketball team sparks riot
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(72)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hole No. 9 features par four, two sand traps, a water hazard and a puma in the rough
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(35)
 
(Manchester Online)
 
 
 
Industrial spill leaves swans in the pink
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(22)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Restored M151 military jeep with 50-cal. machine gun for sale
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(85)
 
(KCTV5.com)
 
 
 
Kansas' quarters are up next. You know what to do
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(147)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Bend it like Beckham for real. Here comes the science
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(60)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Rodeo bull jumps into crowd, injuring 12
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(62)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Cassini spacecraft sends back cool picture of Saturn. Meanwhile, my cousin has pictures of Uranus
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Karen McDougal for your McViewing pleasure (not safe for work)
source: club.telepolis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Girl softball player strikes out six major leaguers. None get to second base with her, either
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman finds scabby Band-Aid in her McDonald's fries, says she's far from lovin' it
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops bet on who can write the most tickets. Judge not amused
source: wsbradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Tennessean.com)
 
 
 
High school boys build Lord Of The Rings-style catapult (AKA, girl-repeller) as school project
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(105)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Guy spends life savings on tickets to "The Passion of The Christ." Sells kidneys to buy popcorn
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran reports bin Laden captured in Pakistan. U.S. and Pakistan deny it
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(306)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and standing next to the landmark Christ the Saviour statue is no way to go through life, son
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(38)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Teacher putting boy in girl's dress for his unruly behavior may not have been an isolated case
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Woman sues after being inseminated with "unwashed" sperm that made her violently ill
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fans at Euro 2004 soccer championship game must pass breathalyzer test to gain entrance
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(ARRR!!!)
 
 
 
Photoshop improbable brawls. Link goes to example of pirates vs. Ghostbusters
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(125)
 
(The Mirror.UK)
 
 
 
Boss screws 170 workers out of their jobs by fleecing company to pay for high-class call girls
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fan pays £1,000 for guitar autographed by Queen's Brian May. Brian accidentally rubs off signature while playing Oasis song
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(bOINGbOING)
 
 
 
One paper match + one sewing needle + one paper clip + one inch square aluminum foil = one really cool rocket. Here comes the science
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(80)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Millions of giant Pacific crabs weighing up to 25 pounds with a claw-span of more than three feet are invading Europe. Dinner is served
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(115)
 
(pgatour.com)
 
 
 
Mom waits till last minute to let son know she entered him in PGA tournament qualifer. Son birdies first playoff hole to eliminate all but one challenger
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dog-show judge smacks female contestant's ass after doggie brawl. Bruised buttocks ensue
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
More than 30 scientists and giant tortoises being held hostage by striking fishermen
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 


Fri February 27, 2004
(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Man calls cops to report crack deal ripoff
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(43)
 
(Some Liar)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an excuse designed to get you out of a speeding ticket
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(7)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mayor promises to use own money to pay off town's debt
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to paint the inside of a closet, don't remove the door handles
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
Police use bananas and ice cream as additional evidence in carjacker's arrest
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(42)
 
(CM-Life)
 
 
 
College students construct nine-foot snowman out of snow, wood and beer
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(44)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Jacko walks into Aspen Wal-Mart wearing ski mask. Hilarity ensues
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(119)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Multimillion-dollar dispute settled allowing release of all 180 episodes of Seinfeld on DVD. They're real, and they're spectacular
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(184)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Want your car washed by George Clooney in a toga? Contribute to his dad's campaign
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(35)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Barbie kicked out of math class for being too perfect
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(60)
 
(scotsman.com)
 
 
 
Artist lands government grant to study "Jerusalem Syndrome," a travel affliction that affects between five and 10 people a year
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Products to help control excessive _______
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(110)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Happy India Republic Day. What? Wrong Indians? Damn that Columbus
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hollywood officially out of ideas: "Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo" sequel confirmed
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Handcuffed hooker steals police van
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV station allows anyone to report business closings due to snow storm, broadcasts them on the news. Hilarity ensues (Link fixed - goes to screen shots)
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(173)
 
(Some Cat Hater)
 
Boobies
 
Tiffany Taylor will warm up your Friday night (not safe for work)
source: satanicop.free.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Emily Dickenson's gravesite gate for sale. Add a touch of culture to your garden
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(43)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Corporate execs plan to use the current economic rebound in America to expand more into China and India
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(273)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sets house on fire trying to brew beer. Possible secondary one-liners are endless
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lots of lost signs lead Lost to change name
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman takes neighbor to court over loud sex. "Four hours of sex noises. It was nothing but groaning and banging"
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(250)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Next time you're in Portland, stop by Dignity Village, a homeless tent city complete with elected council and website (with pic)
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(355)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Striking funeral-parlour workers disrupt funerals by cheering, clapping and yelling at casket
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(235)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two new dinosaur species discovered in Antarctica. Named Ooohhellitscoldasaurus and Icantfeelmydamnlegsasaurus
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(97)
 
(WSVN)
 
 
 
Supervisor at juvenile prison tells teen dying of burst appendix to "suck it up"
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(265)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
British secret service agents spied on the offices of UN officials during the build-up to the Iraq war
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(169)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Strip-club owner sues Mormon church for harrassment, stalking and bad tips
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(340)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To celebrate the opening of Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, add a little Jesus to your favorite movie
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(292)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ohio woman gives birth to sextuplets in one minute, "It was like a popcorn popper"
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(148)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. refuses to sign landmine treaty, pointing out the obvious fact that our landmines at Guantamano Bay and the Korean DMZ don't kill anyone not supposed to be there
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(726)
 
(wtopnews.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Judge dismisses securities fraud charge against Martha Stewart
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(195)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Library says yes to bringing in cell phones, no to wooden shoes
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(85)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
All of your DVDs are about to be obsolete
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(242)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Girl buys old basketball as dog's chew toy for $1. Dad notices basketball signed by Lew Alcindor in 1968
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(148)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man attacks police with toy poodle
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(108)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Couple see their house on documentary -- it's the scene of gruesome murder where undiscovered body parts still remain
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(127)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
NBA player benched for wearing shorts too low
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(94)
 
(kotv.com)
 
 
 
Wife shoots husband after argument breaks out while watching The Montel Williams Show
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(69)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists create the fastest stopwatch in the world
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(73)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mushrooms the size of basketballs growing in New Zealand (with pic)
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(93)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Piercing your ear may cause it to melt, creating a neat puddle on your shoulder you can show off to friends
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toyota designs car that will squeal to police when you speed
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These guys look cold. Put them somewhere more appropriate for their attire
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Exotic animal owner killed by pet black widow, rest of animals rush in to feed on corpse. Creepshow 3 ensues
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(309)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested after police find he may have injected people with blood at sex parties
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(108)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
This is the touching story of how three blind brothers overcame their blindness and scammed Israeli telcos for six years
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(63)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bar will buy 21st-birthday celebrants a free drink, then ask them to leave
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(121)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta Thrashers' goalie placed on IR after slipping on patch of ice outside hotel
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(91)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because we needed another sports drink, get ready for ESPN: The Beverage
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian cable service offers free weekend preview of hardcore porn channels
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(146)
 


Thu February 26, 2004
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds calls Colorado pitcher who accused him of taking steroids a "little pussy"
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(148)
 
(Seattle PI)
 
 
 
Can't buy me love, but with that $13.86, you might buy some votes
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(90)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NY has the longest commute. KY has the shortest. We also have the jelly
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(92)
 
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Beer drinkers, dirty socks attract mosquitoes, repel women
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Ten gets okay to use replay. After further review, Duke still sucks
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(55)
 
(Tucson Citizen)
 
NewsFlash
 
Exploding package in Scottsdale, Arizona injures three city workers
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what kind of place these guys are about to enter. Difficulty = Adult bookshop is the original
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(141)
 
(WCCO.com)
 
 
 
Dog walks upright on his two front legs (with amazing pic and video)
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(124)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Residents angry over Krispy Kreme opening in midst of adult stores
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(129)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What if TV/radio had been around since the beginning of mankind? AudioEdit any type of programming we may have heard from 1900 and back. Link goes nowhere
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(33)
 
(PakTribune)
 
 
 
Newspaper's stock photo of Osama bin Laden is a photoshopped image of him as a 7-11 cashier (see pic)
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(193)
 
(Sports Pickle)
 
 
 
Yankees purchase naming rights to Fenway Park
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(60)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Norway's King Harald rents sloop, throws on t-shirt and enters sailing contest in Miami. Strategy includes pillaging, drinking blood from skulls of the vanquished
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bartman ball to be a-sploded tonight at 8:30 on ESPN
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(112)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone actually cared, Sixpence None The Richer just broke up
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(273)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Howard Stern venting over suspension by Clear Channel
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(518)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Henry Earl's fame spreads to Newsweek. Fark mentioned
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(122)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Public defender fails to show up for case, calls in sick, gets spotted a few hours later drinking beer with boss at bar
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(71)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Study finds your job dictates driving habits. Crashes ranked in order are students, doctors, attorneys and architects
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(111)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers using their massive groins to stop beach erosion
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(54)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for 10 days after giving female student picture of his crotch
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(142)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's navy is proud of their singing and dancing sailors
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(74)
 
(NBC17.com)
 
 
 
Bank robber arrested after using $100 bills to buy everyone drinks at nearby bar and "tipping well"
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Combine two pictures of the same person from different time periods. (Link goes to examples)
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(366)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Teen wants to have sex with a corpse, fails to kill the person with his SUV
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(309)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover possible AIDS treatment in monkey protein. Side effects may include banana cravings, furious masturbation and throwing of feces
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can now go to Libya like you always wanted. See the Pyramids and the Great Wall
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(176)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Girl's science project reveals that cat saliva is cleaner than dog drool; both lick their own balls, though (because they can)
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(70)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
1,400 NY parochial students carry crosses through streets on way to see Jesus Chainsaw Massacre
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(737)
 
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Florida Congresswoman brands Mexican-American Asst. Secretary of State a racist white man, then when corrected responds "You all look alike to me"
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(504)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Boob spillage in Aisle 5: Sarah Michelle Gellar (not safe for work)
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(127)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The first annual z93 lingerie show (not safe for work) (video)
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(75)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man starts food fight with taco, opposing group finishes it with gunfire
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(109)
 
(nydailynews.com)
 
 
 
Due to viewer requests, MTV grows a pair and puts controversial videos back in daytime rotation
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(159)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Officer caught selling drugs while in uniform from his police cruiser. Barney Fife surrenders
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jesus Chainsaw Massacre claims its first victim
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(933)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia inmates take advantage of low-income tax credit, receive refund checks from state
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a stunning move to ensure full disclosure and ample time for investigation, House Speaker vows not to extend 9/11 commission, White House vows not to testify
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(577)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"F*ck Bush" protestor cleared of all charges
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(235)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sixth grader would rather be suspended than give up his Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
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(85)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microsoft headquarters in Tokyo raided. Bill Gates busy quoting the Terrible Mr.G
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animals performing various forms of dance
source: mothergoose.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Glasgow Daily Record)
 
 
 
Brothers each have two extra kidneys, never get hangovers
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old brings semiautomatic pistol to East St. Louis school. Outdone 15 minutes later by 11-year-old across town
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(106)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Today is the 20th anniversary of the infomercial
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(65)
 
(Cadderpidder)
 
 
 
Lansing Fark party information (click on comments)
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(49)
 
(Atlantic)
 
 
 
New SAT format unveiled, testing criteria applied to great writers. Shakespeare, Emerson fail. Unabomber blows away competition
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(89)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Darryl Strawberry quits baseball job to fulfill commitments to his church
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wolverine spotted in Michigan. Jean Grey still missing, presumed drowned
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: "Hey y'all, watch this." (Link goes nowhere)
source: jefffoxworthy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Consumers too lazy/inflexible to toss their own salad can now have Pizza Hut toss their salad for them. Prison delivery not available
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Auschwitz's first inmate dies at 88, having outlived the Third Reich by nearly 60 years
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(406)
 


Wed February 25, 2004
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Four men fined $300 for stealing testicles from bull statue. "They had some balls," prosecutors allege
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado Rockies' pitcher says what we're all thinking regarding Barry Bonds
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(137)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
IMDb changes its mind. God now gets no credit for The Passion of the Christ. Turns out all his scenes were cut. Same thing happened to him in Leonard, Part 6
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One-hundredth birthday party for the children's author who would not, could not, stand the kids
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(55)
 
(WBAL)
 
 
 
Finally, a microwave oven with Dolby and a sub-woofer
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(22)
 
(dailyvanguard.com)
 
 
 
Dildos are the new Tupperware
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(76)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"Sexist" Georgia bill calls for twice more women's toilets than men's. "This is serious, a serious problem"
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doonesbury offers $10,000 for proof Bush served. In other news, AP offers $20,000 for proof Doonesbury is funny
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(272)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Slashdotters flip out after learning Budweiser tracks beer purchases
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(127)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC firefighter stole only "minor things" from Ground Zero wreckage, like gold, jewelry and a human head
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(104)
 
(Austin Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Thieves steal safe containing only bar owner's denture cream. Now have grip on reality
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(18)
 
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Much-delayed Bugatti supercar having its top speed "limited" to 218 mph because of safety concerns.
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(111)
 
(Niagra Falls Reporter)
 
 
 
Reporter wants to know whether Matt Drudge is a repressed homosexual
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(217)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Wearing a diaper and crapping in your pants will not get you hired at the local Catholic school
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(57)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Female Hungarian locks up the male vote by announcing her run for parliament naked
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(83)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Labrador retriever found alive month after boat sinks, wants steak
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(66)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Howard Stern suspended from Clear Channel stations for indecency under new zero tolerance policy
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(512)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two pre-Incan mummies found in Peru. One regular, one teriyaki style
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(36)
 
(Signs on San Diego)
 
 
 
Drifting -- the new auto "sport" where you slam on your brakes while going round a curve at 100 mph
source: signonsandiego.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
MyDoom virus is back again. This time it will delete pictures of boobies
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Man claims world record of having visited every country on earth. All 192 of them
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Senators are better stock pickers than your mutual fund advisor. "The results suggest that senators knew when to buy their common stocks and when to sell"
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(69)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Coin tosses are not 50/50 odds. Here comes the science
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(248)
 
(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
Prank call leads to strip searches at several Massachusetts Wendy's
source: thebostonchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a vanity plate that nobody understands. Difficulty: No understanding
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shoplifter steals pants from store, returns later to have them shortened. Jailarity ensues
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Wallaby and stuffing" flavoured chips are actually made with kangaroo flavouring
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Typically, when shooting two free-throws, the opposing team is not allowed to shoot a three-pointer in between the two free throws
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man jumps fence at White House, doesn't get much further
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(143)
 
(WBAL)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jamal Lewis indicted on drug conspiracy charges. Ravens pack up and move to Indianapolis
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(155)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rick Salomon brags about sleeping with Drew Barrymore when she was 15. "I think I got her when she was pretty darn hot"
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(237)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Today's robber shot in the ass brought to you by Knoxville, TN
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(47)
 
(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Restaurant closes down with patrons still eating
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The complete "Nothing says 'I love you' like oral sex" article
source: lumberjackonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(207)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Controversy over college sex column, first line in article, "Nothing says 'I love you' like oral sex"
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(64)
 
(The Heckler)
 
 
 
Chicagoans to destroy Bartman Ball, Bartman in ceremony Thursday
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(46)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Deer hunters fail to thin the herd. USDA to send in the SWAT team. Advantage: Night hunting and silencers
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a conversation between two celebrity soundboards
source: rrbbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Feds raid ITT Tech campuses
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(246)
 
(James Lileks)
 
 
 
A cache of creepy men's mags from the 50s and 60s (not safe for work)
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(77)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Rain and strong winds cancel tornado drills
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
What has Steve Bartman been up to these days?
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Journal Star)
 
 
 
"Sh-t talking Smurf" involved in three murders during botched bank robbery
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Masked Texas man going door-to-door late at night, waving Barbie doll at people. Reportedly hasn't been the same since Tonto left
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Recently found photograph looks a lot like Van Gogh
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(129)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Premature ejactulation pill under development, expected to reach market early
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(205)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada's liberal government has underfunded their military to the point of bankruptcy. New talks of Dutch overseas expansion iminent
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(1016)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: "I'll help end Haiti bloodshed"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(187)
 
(Daily Wildcat)
 
 
 
Cop's job is to keep a lookout for naked philosophers
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(85)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Fashion-savvy kids and an old guy pointing at something bright. Difficulty: 6.02 x 10^23
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(155)
 
(U.S. Congress)
 
 
 
Recent economic report tries to reclassify burger-flipping as manufacturing. Mayor McCheese nominated as Asst. Secretary for Manufacturing in response
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(275)
 
(thewgalchannel.com)
 
 
 
Small agricultural business: "Can we have $6 million to protect our unproductive and uncompetitive business?" Government: "Sure. Just promise to pay us back." Business: "Sucker." Taxpayers: "Argh"
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(94)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Memo to John Edwards: Patting a woman in a wheelchair on the head is considered poor "disability etiquette"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists are working to create a super-virus out of bird flu
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Madison Capital Times)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Attorney General who pushed for 0.08 BAC limit arrested for drunk driving
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(142)
 
(WGRZ)
 
 
 
Delta mix-up switches transplant organs with a shipment of illegal drugs. Hilarity ensues
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(49)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop the subtle difference between the "Strange" and "Weird" tags
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(123)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
"Yeah, I tried to kill my girlfriend and her son, but I was high on PCP. Someone else's PCP. That they dropped on my head from a balcony." Jury not amused
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds half of young Americans will get a sexually transmitted disease, other half to develop chronic carpal tunnel syndrome
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The willingness of taxpayers to continue funding an ever-expanding welfare state is dependent on shared values. Multicultural diversity undermines this sense of shared values, and thus the welfare state
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(189)
 
(Hard Rock Specials)
 
Boobies
 
Top 20 moments from the Hard Rock Casino's pool cam in 2003. Apparently, it was the year of the thong (mostly SFW)
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Substitute scores quickest hat trick in English Football League history -- three goals in 140 seconds
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(71)
 
(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
You can find lots of cool things spelunking in Kentucky: Stalactites, cave paintings, meth labs
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(48)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against man who killed ferret at airport
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(99)
 
(AZstar)
 
 
 
Gas prices heading over $2 a gallon this summer. British Farkers not impressed
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(281)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Treasury bans donations of pianos to Cuba over fears of a potential hispanic Mark Russell
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(53)
 


Tue February 24, 2004
(gleninnes.yourguide.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian adult class offers "chainsaw accreditation." Leatherface unavailable for comment
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Londoners can now pee in public. France surrenders
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(41)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Behold the number of drugs David Gest took to endure marriage to Liza Minelli (w/ unbelievable signature). The Smoking Gun is there
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(111)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Gratuitous Legolas (sfw)
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(76)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in 10 childbirths in small Indian town results in identical twins. International average: 1 in 300
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sandra Hubby shows you how to make a cake with two boobies and a kitty. Not safe for work
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British high school students invent heat-resistant chocolate to send to British troops in Iraq
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UK Farker supposed to be running quiz evening in local pub, has been let down by friend who was supposed to PS disguises on 20 pics of celebs so drunk Brits can try and work out who they are. Any submissions gratefully accepted
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(147)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's misunderstood quote from Alan Greenspan refers to the solvency of two companies carrying $4 trillion of home mortgage debt
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(72)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Steven Van Zandt launches search for the nation's No. 1 garage band
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's leftist, Birkenstock-wearing environmental nut brought to you by Louisville, KY
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(180)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The working poor" are really just poor workers
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(289)
 
(Gimme 10 you worm!)
 
 
 
Bought a knife to the gunfight again? The U.S. military can help
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(56)
 
(Nerve.com)
 
 
 
Long overdue, a reporter has sex with a "RealDoll" and documents the experience (not safe for work)
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(156)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
New finds confirm the events of the Old Testament
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(59)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
College offers "boot camp" for hackers
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(53)
 
(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayor appoints "zero tolerance" police chief. Hilarity ensues
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(52)
 
(Keggers)
 
 
 
Keg Party promises two-ply toilet paper in college election platform
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(78)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Massive party includes arguments, fistfights, gunfire and two cars running people down
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(60)
 
(www.fbtb.net)
 
 
 
Guy builds entire Death Star interior out of Legos. It's a trap
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instructions to build anti-gravity warp drive
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(74)
 
(NBC11)
 
 
 
Rapper Eminem sues Apple for $10 million over song sampling
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(203)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bush backs ban on gay marriage
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(1504)
 
(News Channel 5)
 
 
 
Today's tractor trailer crash brough to you by Nashville and hydrocholoric acid
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(50)
 
(Y100)
 
Boobies
 
Philly's hottest mom (possibly not safe for work)
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(165)
 
(KUSA)
 
 
 
Six airport screeners disciplined for riding conveyor belts through X-ray machine. Wanted to see what their brains looked like
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(185)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon cancels all orders on The History of Cinema DVD
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(200)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google will index over six billion pages. There are over 10 billion pages on the Net. Photoshop an example of a page Google missed. Link goes to GIS for seach engine.
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(134)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Brothers, age 4 and 2, take mom's SUV for drive across golf course, hit tree
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a mechanic trying to overcharge a naive customer for an oil change
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting a head start on St. Patrick's Day, polar bears at Singapore Zoo turn green (with pic)
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(86)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Twenty percent of Americans would watch pay-per-view of Osama bin Laden being executed. Eleven percent would watch Saddam. Rumors of Vince McMahon planning steel cage match unconfirmed
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(643)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cops put mob-style shakedown on woman, promise not to charge her with pot possession if she signs over the title to her 1968 Buick
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(141)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Skiers: Wheeee! Bears: Shaddap!
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(61)
 
(my Stuff and News)
 
Boobies
 
German Playmates of the year, 2003. (Not safe for work)
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pooty-Poot sacks entire Russian government, live on TV
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(231)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rock the Casbah: 6.5 quake in Morocco
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(65)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza is giving away free food to people born on Feb 29th. Must be named Dorothy or Dot to help promote their "Cheesy Dots" ad campaign
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(87)
 
(nature.com)
 
 
 
The earth could be scattering the seeds of life throughout our galaxy. Microbes could ride on specks of dust powered by the sun's rays
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(78)
 
(Capt_Normal)
 
 
 
Photoshop: A holiday personage -- for example, Santa, Easter Bunny, Great Pumpkin -- ANGRY
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(121)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Charles sports nasty cut on nose, angry at rumors that Camilla cleaned his clock (with pic)
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gas stations will soon have to process loan applications for fillups
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(144)
 
(Some UVA Slut)
 
 
 
Innocent girl has sex. Becomes slut. Goes to college and embraces the double standard
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(719)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Ninjas and Golf -- together at last (w/ game download)
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(24)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
0.06 blood-alcohol level coming to a state near you. Illinois: "We're first"
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(296)
 
(Some Space Marine)
 
 
 
Fuzzy, thread-like fibers found on Mars. Possibly a hair from a vicious, mucus drooling monster. Bill Paxton proclaims "Game over, man"
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israel gets five new buses with "Anti-bomber" devices
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(133)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Magic dragon attacked. Police need stun guns and Mothra to subdue offender. Surprisingly, alcohol was involved
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pakistan launches major offensive against Al Qaeda, Taliban forces on Afghan border. Asian "Depends" stock soars
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(144)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Political think-tank slams "recreational grieving" -- such as mass flower and wreath laying at a crime scene -- as manufactured emotion designed to show what nice people said mourners are
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(93)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Researchers grow mice with more hair and larger weeners. You know it's guys doing this research, right?
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin compares himself to the leader of the Black Panthers
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(82)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Drug-sniffing dog survives snorting heroin (with photo)
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(96)
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Glare from new Disney Concert Hall heats up neighboring condos by 15 degrees
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(42)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
U.S. Defense Department commissions cyber-recreation of entire planet
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Psst: Wanna buy three million condoms available in a range of colors, sizes, types and flavors?
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(39)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Commanche helicopter cancelled. New Mohican helicopter to be so expensive that the army can only build one
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
460 piglets stolen from farm. Cops waiting for someone to squeal
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(27)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Farker loves his tech gadgets. Here comes the science
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(37)
 


Mon February 23, 2004
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
Tombstones of the rich and famous
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(49)
 
(wtopnews.com)
 
 
 
Teenager pulls out his toy gun at Starbucks, customer shows him a real one. Hilarity ensues
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(64)
 
(United Nuclear)
 
 
 
Bob Lazar might be dead within a year if this invention gets to market
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(145)
 
(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
Pete Rose a "beaten man." The news isn't all bad for Pete: He had $20,000 on "Pete Rose will further alienate himself from baseball"
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(43)
 
(Some Speller)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The ABCs of Fark. A is for asshat...
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(89)
 
(JDnews.com)
 
 
 
Dumb: Huffing gasoline fumes to get high. Dumber: Setting someone on fire for refusing to huff gasoline
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(42)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl joins Mensa
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(382)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Public Schools expels kindergartners for stabbing classmates in face, bringing weapons to school. "Experts" blame everything under the sun except terrible parents
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(89)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
U.S. Education Secretary Rod Paige calls teacher union "terrorist organization." In other news, word "terrorist" officially overused
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(280)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Never having watched any sci-fi thrillers, NASA officials plan spacewalk that will leave the International Space Station unattended
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(56)
 
(StarTelegram.com)
 
 
 
Gamma rays rid boy of tumors. Boys parents are overjoyed, but must be very careful not to make him angry, cause you wouldn't like it when he's angry
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(48)
 
(Bruce Bethke)
 
 
 
Original script treatment for ST:TNG -- "Wesley Crusher Returns Again For The Last Time, No Kidding"
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(126)
 
(DW)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi ad "Drive Alive" is mistranslated in Germany as "try surviving a drive in our car"
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(67)
 
(Kansas City)
 
NewsFlash
 
today's sniper attack/house explosion combo brought to you by Kansas City, MO
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(45)
 
(Some brokenhearted bachelor)
 
 
 
If you're planning to propose marriage in front of a packed stadium, it is important to make sure she actually likes you. (With painful video).
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(258)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A bottomless cup and a topless waitress... these are a few of my favorite things
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(43)
 
(KOTV.com)
 
 
 
Jeweler makes ring out of man's glass eye. In other news, Little Mac makes bloody pulp out of Glass Joe
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(71)
 
(NBC-2.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman hits his limit by catching 18-inch, silver and green rocket-propelled grenade
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a corporate "Sexual Harrasment" meeting
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(10)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Purse snatcher ends up with Bible instead
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(74)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Chinese cracking down on pine-tree smugglers. Criminal saps might get the needle
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(41)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
You know you're in trouble when even Corporate Mofo won't vote for your pansy liberal ass
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(450)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Ghost hunters search for dead crewman on U.S. battleship
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(49)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Iowa tests gizmo to keep roads clear. If unsuccessful, they will next try the whatchamacallit and, if necessary, the thingamajigger
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(78)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Robber: "Give us all the jewelry." Store owner: BLAM
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(250)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Government adopts fines of up to $10,000 for trying to bring banned items on planes. Actual quote from spokesman: "'I forgot I had the gun in the bag' is not an acceptable excuse"
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(119)
 
(NBC 10)
 
 
 
Trainer busted for giving horse a milkshake
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a heads-up display for everyday life. Link goes to GIS for HUD
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(264)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unhappy with his own D cups, Jack Osbourne get breast implants
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(162)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
International frisbee competition starts today in Novgorad
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
One-ton Chinese pig may be largest ever. Your dog wants one-ton wonton
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(70)
 
(STLtoday)
 
 
 
"I'll have the sunrise omelette and a Heineken, please"
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(65)
 
(NBC30.com)
 
 
 
Nuns show their faith on the ski slopes (with pics)
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(58)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Botox could be used to keep boobies from sagging. Still no cure for cancer
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(99)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Looks like legacy RAM is becoming quite collectable
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(226)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Home builders are trying to build excitement from potential buyers by giving subdivisions quirky names, like "Liquid Sugar." Surely Farkers can help out.
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(259)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man steals $95K violin. Attempts to pawn it later... at a record store
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's okay to shoot lions if their nose is black. Lions seen at CVS buying makeup
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Passenger to airport security, "My cat is not a terrorist." Airport security not amused. Your cat needs bail money
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(139)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Girl run over by cell phone
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(254)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Random act of kindness repayed 70 years later
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(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. marines sent to reinforce embassy in Port au Prince
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(331)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about trick photography and digitally-manipulated photos but were afraid to ask
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amazon selling $90 DVD box set for $6, apparently not a mistake. Get em while they're hot
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(311)
 
(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Oregon still hasn't finalized their state quarter design. Photoshop a better quarter for Oregon
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(112)
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Religion and politics are inextricably intertwined
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(795)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Next on the Governator's agenda: Re-writing the Constitution
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(210)
 
(eetimes)
 
 
 
How NASA h4X0r3D the Mars rover
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(70)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby gorilla born to the Louisville Zoo. You can even take a virtual tour of the zoo online. Yippy
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(26)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
U.S. air force plans for future space wars
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(123)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
When you're 20 you don't know. When you're 30 you know you don't know. When you're 40 you know, but you don't know you know. When you're 50 you know and you know you know. Time for some fun, you old farts
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(122)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Orioles using psychology to evaluate players. Still no cure for Yankees
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(30)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Best thing ever: Beef stew
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(175)
 
(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
He judges beer for a living
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