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Sun February 08, 2004
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's squishiness delivered to Tasmanian highway
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson named Best Director by Director's Guild. Oscar glory looking like sure thing
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ohio sniper lets loose on two more... c4mp3r f4g
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(192)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Men take to streets of NYC to demand freedom to wear skirts. Subway ventilation shafts with updrafts shut down
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(98)
 
(Some Fat TF'er)
 
 
 
Yoga for farkers
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(55)
 
(Seacoast online)
 
 
 
Inventor of the fax machine was inspired by his inability to understand the Southern accent
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The philosophical revelations of Sinistar
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(48)
 
(Craftsmen Limousines)
 
 
 
Theme: Celebrities' custom limousines. Link goes to inspiration
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(143)
 
(Drudge)
 
NewsFlash
 
FCC Chairman Michael Powell considered holding license revocation hearings against CBS
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(277)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peoria Fark party pictures
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(78)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Red Bull loses its wings
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(196)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Researchers say employers should provide designated place where workers can nap
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(72)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Deli owner gives burglar fist sandwich after said burglar insults his mom
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(66)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully breed terminator fish. When will they learn?
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Vagina Monologues finally allowed to penetrate Beijing
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(69)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
One-third of high-speed pursuits end in crashes. Department policy forbids them, but police like them too much to stop
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(116)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
University tries to breed out chronic-wasting disease. Hundreds of stoners show up for initial breeding sessions after misreading the headline
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(25)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Colleges and universities could care less about what's on your admission application
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(197)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Schools to reintroduce policies that allow teachers to fail children who can't pass their tests. In other news, common sense is off life support, but still not expected to survive
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guaranteed cool pic of the day: Evil Eye Galaxy
source: hubblesite.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Nipple piercings surge after Janet Jackson controversy; nipple shields hot sellers
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(149)
 
(Some Presidential Candidate)
 
 
 
Interactive electoral map for presidential election. Politicos are warned that it is addictive
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(239)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is the AK-47, the preferred weapon of our enemy. It has a distinct sound... now provided by the optional MP3 player installed into the clip
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(134)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Drive-thru customer shows exactly what kind of sauce he wants on his fajitas
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(45)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Celebrate "Year of The Monkey" with The 50 coolest apes in pop-culture history
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(79)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Inmate -- who escaped by brandishing gun made of toilet paper, tape and ink -- captured after gunfight with police
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(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beauty contest sparks protests in Israel, all other problems there having been solved already
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Washington has found a fun new way to ruin the Internet
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Nissan firing sonic waves from advanced generator to protect its automotive inventory from hail damage, but plant's neighbors aren't amused
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Some Pocketeer)
 
 
 
Make your own custom Tamagotchi. Difficulty: Hungry. Link goes to GIS
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(133)
 
(7onyourside.com)
 
 
 
Road closed so that salamanders can mate
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(41)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Free Photoshop alternatives that DON'T involve Kazaa and/or keygens
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I had a good time at Guantanamo," says 15-year-old inmate
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Cat flips out at International Cat Association show. Bannination ensues
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(65)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Twenty clowns protest aboard commuter train
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Literature of Science Fiction 101. William Shatner pissed TekWars didn't make the syllabus
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Top 10 tips for people who like to open email attachments
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(70)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Yarrr: 12 pirate attacks on Japanese ships in 2003
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Astronomers have identified oxygen and carbon in atmosphere of planet beyond our solar system
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Not only does scotch taste good, it's a good investment
source: money.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ad opposing online music piracy to debut on Grammy award show. To be aired after outrageously rich musician credits God with success of his song about bangin' hos
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(243)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic judge pronounced dead, then taken to better hospital where he was pronounced alive
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(24)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's highway cargo spill brought to you by 700 live rodents
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit these clips from Groundhog Day
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: A pot, a cot and something hot
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(86)
 
(Astrobiology.com)
 
 
 
Space beer
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(61)
 


Sat February 07, 2004
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vampire-bat spit touted as potential new stroke treatment. Guess you can't have a stroke if they suck all your blood
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(39)
 
(winchesterstar.com)
 
 
 
It sounded like hail, sleet or fat raindrops
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(68)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Law enforcement slow to adopt digital cameras because juries tend to think the evidence has been photoshopped
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(73)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Why are some parts of the Bible church law and others are not?
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(628)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian doctors grow new penis on man's arm. Still no cure for cancer, but somehow I feel good about it anyway
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(147)
 
(kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Today's lawsuit-in-the-making brought to you by Walt Disney World and Segway
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(84)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman flees traffic stop on I-5, tries to run a traffic officer down, caught after becoming trapped in traffic, is cut out of seatbelt, cuffed, dragged from car
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(59)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Ping-pong ball avalanche experiments may help prevent real disasters (pic)
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(49)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
New semiconductor material efficiently generates electricity
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Sci-fi movie gadgets in everyday life
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(168)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It was 40 years ago today that the Beatles stormed the USA and taught a bunch of kids to play. Here comes the sun-ience
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(342)
 
(Molecular Expressions)
 
 
 
Scientist creates cool pictures with beer and a microscope. College students to volunteer for continued research. With pictures
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(33)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
One kilometer long, 7000 roomates, 101 tubewells, eight Hindu temples, 12 grocery shops and 50 television sets -- that's a big house
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly ass newly-born hippopotamus drinking milk
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(65)
 
(Mobile Register)
 
 
 
White fire captain awarded $250k in discrimination suit after being passed over by less experienced black fire captain
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(199)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Girls in the grass. Not safe for work
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(110)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
War protesters served with subpoenas. Freedoms of speech and assembly surrender
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(583)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientists alter mice to produce omega-3 acids. Fish surrender
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(43)
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
I'd hit it (not safe for work)
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(124)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Fake cops continue their string of pulling over real police officers
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(44)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Train carrying acid derails in Maryland. Witnesses describe wreck as "colorful" and having "wicked trails"
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(38)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Jamaica celebrates Bob Marley's birthday. Florida gets a contact buzz
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(78)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pope asks for fairness in judging kiddie-fiddling priests
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(108)
 
(Some Shoveler)
 
 
 
2004 World Shovel Racing Championship to be Held in Angelfire, NM this month. William H. Macy expected to take it all
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(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hollywood not out of ideas: A Perfect Storm was A Perfect Lie
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(102)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man no longer eligible for hospitality award after stabbing houseguest in the neck
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(20)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Woman unloads .357 revolver at intruder, missing six times. She does better with her second revolver -- "I was trying to miss my furniture. Priorities, right?"
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(180)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic of Howard Schultz, chairman of Starbucks
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(137)
 
(WCHS)
 
 
 
Woman calls police to report stolen marijuana, jailarity ensues
source: wchstv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Undercover officer posing as high school student busts 49, including SC's all-time leading high school basketball scorer. Looks like he'll be going to UNLV
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(255)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
30,000 Chinese thought-police are monitoring Fark right now. It's the witty discussion and informed debate that brings them here. That and the boobies
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(264)
 
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Bumper stickers hurt your cause. Unless it says "I'm an ignoramous"
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(209)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jaques Chirac describes supermarket bread as "not even a Christian food." Apparently the body of Christ is a bagette
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Snowboarder heading back to Letterman show without helmet again. Still no cure for stupidity
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bird flu virus found in Delaware. In other news, something interesting happens in Delaware
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(manchesteronline.co.uk)
 
 
 
Television doctor Chris Steele has been given the all-clear from cancer after a "diagnosis" from a Russian teenager who claims to have X-ray eyes
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Colorado head football coach is concerned that without sex parties, the university will not be able to recruit the best players
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some NASA Guy)
 
 
 
Check out this picture from the Spirit rover. What is that in the horizon on the right?
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(268)
 
(Drew's Mom)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Drew
source: lighthousebeerandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(337)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Bank photos of cow applying for loan
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(32)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Girl dies after second head is removed
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Charisma Carpenter to pose for Playboy
source: charisma-carpenter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(The Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Jerky bests cheese in Tillamook tussle, both tie in the flatulence-producing category
source: dailycamera.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NEU Superbowl riot pictures
source: publicsafety.neu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Northeastern University posts Super Bowl riot photos, asks for help identifying the asshats
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last chance. Peoria, IL Fark Party, tonight (2/7)... 10pm at Richard's on Main, downtown Peoria (NEW pics)
source: home.insightbb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(wsfa)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $1.6 billion for insurance fraud
source: wsfa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(Some Vinyl Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what one of these albums would sound like
source: showandtellmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this courtroom drawing from Martha Stewart's trial
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hairy dwarf pickpocket turns out to be a monkey
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Governator to begin terminating
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Beer sales in the U.S. drop from 5.2 million to 5.1 million barrels. Drew vows to take personal action
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists plan colony on Mars for mice
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(dailynorthwestern.com)
 
 
 
Prank caller tells women they tested positive for STD
source: dailynorthwestern.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Today's semi-hits-semi-hits-semi-hits-semi-waiting-at-railroad-crossing brought to you by Defiance, Ohio
source: toledoblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baby separated from head with picture
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
You know it's a slow news day when Adam Sandler's dog is a major story
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jesus accused of being a toe-sucking teacher in Cincinnati
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 


Fri February 06, 2004
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spirit Mars rover completely healed, discovers rocks and dust
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Kansas City Channel)
 
 
 
Secret Service almost sends President Bush to the wrong Springfield
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Galaxy claims eye not really black, "just fell down some stairs"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toteboard for live cattle futures
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(90)
 
(theolympian.com)
 
 
 
Boy, nine, arrested for stealing 1994 Mercury Topaz
source: theolympian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Today I saw hell
source: pravda.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The Mexican crowd chanted "Osama. Osama. Osama" as U.S. soccer players left the field with a 2-0 victory
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(553)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miss America contest may drop talent and platform broadcasts, allowing America to truly evaluate the contestants on their merits
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Hot99.5)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson to show her boobie, er, face at the Grammy's after all. Paris Hilton surrenders
source: hot995.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Turns out the woman who claimed she was gang-raped by St. John's basketball team was really just a hooker who got stiffed
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL: "JC, you can't do the halftime show. Would you like to do the anthem instead?" JC: "this is an outrage, blah blah blah." NFL: "Are you still here?"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Police sue to get cranky geezer to stop calling them
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two robbers holding hands while running from police might seem odd, except that one of them was blind
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Libya has exactly ONE elevator repairman for the entire country. Worse still, he's union, so he doesn't actually have to work
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(55)
 
(islandpacket.com)
 
 
 
First bag of colored M&Ms found in South Carolina. Violet Beauregard switches from gum to M&M's
source: islandpacket.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the lamest decision your management has made lately? Link is nothing special. Voting enabled
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(320)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town prepares to shoot hundreds of crows
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Sanford Herald)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ will return to Earth on April 5th, 2004. Everyone look busy
source: sanfordherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(311)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why fingernails only rip one way. Still no cure for nail biting
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Egyptian butchers caught selling dog meat as beef. Korea-larity ensues
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(69)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Microsoft lawyer to chair U.S. antitrust committee
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Washingtonpost.com webmaster forgets to renew domain name, now can't even look for a job in the post classifieds
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(45)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sensing that Boobiegate might nudge her off the front page, Paris Hilton sues over the sex tape
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
You'll get two turntables with your mascarpone
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Kazaa)
 
 
 
Corporate response to the Kazaa offices being raided
source: sharmannetworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(125)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I'll never forget the night we met and you gave me genital warts
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your cow wants a mortgage (w/pics)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hazmat-suit demonstration
source: wtimg.us.publicus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
67,000 people injured each year trying to peel the cellophane off a packet of sandwiches
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Gazeta.pl)
 
 
 
Pictures of that heavy metal concert with the naked, greased women on crucifixes (not safe for work; site in Polish)
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(136)
 
(wtopnews.com)
 
 
 
Today's hundreds of rodents escaping an overturned van and making a run for freedom brought to you by Pearisburg, Virginia
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa thieves steal the kitchen sink -- police ready to retire
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
The NHL is in real trouble unless it figures out a way to let its stars be stars and quits letting talentless clutch-and-grab teams succeed
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(379)
 
(Q102)
 
 
 
Close-up of the the most famous wardrobe malfunction. Snaps visible, indicating premeditation
source: q102philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(204)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Janet hands TiVo owners a clue about their privacy and viewing habits
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Co-founder of the Bloc Quebecois joins the Liberals. Next up: Stockwell Day joins the NDP
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(300)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman's chastity belt sets off airport alarm
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(114)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Civil war narrowly averted as Vermont decides to be on the left, and New Hampshire on the right
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(133)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Young urban Americans get enthused over knitting
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(215)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman who thinks tap water should be provided free of charge meets her match in hotelier who is prepared to list his costs
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you miss fantasy football yet? Try some fantasy marching band. Starts at fantasy halftime
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man, who mailed himself home to Texas, found guilty; fined $1500, plus shipping and handling
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(49)
 
(erehwoN seoG kniL)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an advertisement for a new drug called Obecalp™ (hint: It's "placebo" spelled backwards)
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(44)
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Be wary if your local clergyman suggest frequent testicle manipulation therapy
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Dutch Indonesian babe Petra Verkaik. Not safe for work
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(170)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Avalanche fans once again mistake classlessness for team spirit
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(302)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
For a second miraculous time in three years, nothing involving schoolgirl prostitution, bukkake, or used panties happened in Japan today
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State trooper suspicious during traffic stop -- driver and her elderly passenger covered in animal feces
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman jogging with her dog
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(131)
 
(NewsTeam.ru)
 
 
 
Thirty dead in Moscow subway attack. Unofficial estimates run much higher
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(214)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Kazaa offices raided, all internet piracy grinds to a halt
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(314)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Body of missing 11-year-old Florida girl found
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(852)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The next 25 Farkettes to RSVP for the NYC Personals Party on Feb 13th will get five Personals credits and a month of TotalFark
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(112)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
"Times New Roman" lobbyists convince State Department to ban "Courier New 12"
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(195)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tree protester nabbed from perch and arrested, went unnoticed until groundskeeper heard him making cellphone call
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman hurt after falling 25 feet during a stunt on Letterman. FCC wants to know if the video shows her boobs
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(66)
 
(Senate.gov)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bust of Dan Quayle, the latest addition to the Senate's Vice Presidential Bust Collection
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(163)
 
(KCTV5.com)
 
 
 
Kansas City TV reporter poses as 14-year-old girl in chat rooms. Tapes perverts when they arrive at doorstep for sex. Shows perverts on 10pm news. Hooray for sweeps
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(172)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Commoners are legally forbidden to die in the House of Commons
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(64)
 
(Web MD)
 
 
 
Average number of farts per person per day: 14 to 23. Even for girls
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(242)
 


Thu February 05, 2004
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Lesbian lip-lock commercial during Canadian Super Bowl broadcast causing controversy (with video link)
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(150)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
UNC again snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Duke sucks
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(83)
 
(CHUD)
 
 
 
Don't panic. Hoopy frood Sam Rockwell set to play Zaphod Beeblebrox in upcoming Hitchhiker's movie
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(208)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British MP's form rock band. Surprisingly, they rock
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush says he will have a constitutional admendment banning gay marriages if courts continue to approve them
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(1761)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistan, where you'll get your hand chopped off for stealing, but distributing nuclear secrets to rogue states earns you a good scolding
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(64)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Charity groups tired of people "donating" their piece of junk cars to them
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(69)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
CIA director reminds us that the intelligence community is never right or wrong, bringing to question the validity of this statement
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(248)
 
(some back-up dancer)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: "Wardrobe Malfunction"
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(125)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Trucker enroute to pick up his million mile safe-driving award gets in an accident, collects award from his hospital bed
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(63)
 
(NBC17.com)
 
 
 
Man, tired of waiting for train to move, decides to crawl under it. Hilarity ensues
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(61)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Freak accident causes more than six tons of large sardines to be sucked into nuke-plant intake tunnels. Radioactive dinner is served
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(87)
 
(KHOU)
 
 
 
If you are going to sell fake Super Bowl tickets, make sure you don't get on the same flight as your victims
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(69)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It's taken almost three days, but the first lawsuit has been filed against Janet Jackson's boobie
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(450)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
FedEx "software errors" costs 30 Fulbright procrastinators their chance at a scholarship
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(295)
 
(Times Online)
 
 
 
German who trained "Nazi dog" escapes jail. Had tunnel under bed and a radio in the coffee pot
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Howard Dean going the route of Howard the Duck if he doesn't win Wisconsin
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(224)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman comes home to find her toliet struck oil while she was out
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear CBS, FCC and NFL: We really don't care that much about Janet's booble. Please get on with your "Has the Media Gone too Far" retrospective. Love, the public
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(241)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Almost two-thirds of a Canadian unit bound for Afghanistan tests positive for illicit drug use
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(279)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Tokyo reporter goes "undercover" to "investigate" the "orgy tour bus"
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(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit classic TV shows if they were produced today
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(19)
 
(Lynn News)
 
 
 
Woman lassoed by a rope from a passing van
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(59)
 
(This is Bristol)
 
 
 
72-year-old, who didn't notice brother's death for 18 months, offers explanation: "I'm not his keeper. He could stay in bed if he wanted to"
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia school superintendent's brain finally evolves
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(288)
 
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
A "great number of people are dead" from... something ... outside Beijing. This news brought to you by the always-on-top-of-things Chinese media
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(173)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC electric company finds 14 electrified manholes and 185 street lamps that can kill you if you touch them
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(115)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists to be allowed to examine 9300-year-old remains of Patrick Stewart
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(155)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Overclockers on the G5-mod hoax: "I posted it and the world turned up side down"
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(369)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Clarett can enter NFL draft
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(165)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Two hundred of the top 500 companies in the U.S. are now contracting phone support to India
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(269)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Stay of execution granted for killer -- who fired his lawyers, represented himself dressed as John Wayne, subpoenaed JFK and Jesus Christ -- until it can be determined if he is mentally ill
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(87)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Spat between U.S. and Russian astronauts forces a change in crew of the next flight to the International Space Station
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kerry: "There's no connection between me keeping that insurance loophole open and AIG donating $50,000 to my campaign. None whatsoever. Really, I mean it"
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(621)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this screwy-looking asshat and its screwy shirt
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(172)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nervous about backlash, NBC edits out breast shot of 80-year-old from tonight's ER
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(112)
 
(FLNewscenter)
 
 
 
TV station centers weather skycam on obscene road sign. Hilarity ensues (top story, with pics)
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three accused of putting hairpieces on cows
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(42)
 
(theledger)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to jail after failing to jump pond in old Buick. Claims he "would have made it had he built a ramp"
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(55)
 
(CBS 3)
 
 
 
Police were tipped off when they found out the herb pizza special cost $50
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Goldfish cheats death in car crash
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Teenager survives 20-story leap from apartment building after being taunted for losing video game. Your head a splode
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(112)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
NASA to retire shuttle program in 2010. Photoshop what they may do with them. Link goes to GIS for "space shuttle." Ebay surrenders
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(115)
 
(Some Peoria Farker)
 
 
 
Reminder: Peoria, IL Fark Party this Saturday, 2/7. RSVP (sample pics)
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Men see beer as depression buster
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(89)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
European scientists invent paint that eats smog. Your house wants to move to L.A.
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(47)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart worker, found on floor, dies from head trauma. Fallings prices to blame
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(77)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Science has finally figured out how homing pigeons are able to navigate so well: They cheat
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(62)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana house explodes due to a ruptured gas line, the quaint Indiana term for "meth lab"
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cat's ass fumes poison vet
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(77)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Fark.com discussed in business section of Scotsman
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(56)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's services no longer needed at the Grammys. Ordered to sit at home and think about what she's done
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(190)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
ESPN cancels 'Playmakers' after one season because NFL doesn't like the show portraying the sport like it is
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(86)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Germans make a Sims-type game, only this one has boobies, weeners and sex
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(103)
 


Wed February 04, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Apparently Japan has its own version of Jackass
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(70)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Second grader suspended for letting another child know he's going to hell
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(148)
 
(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
Nothing says I love you like a real Kentucky pothole for Valentine's Day
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nice fresh boobies. Not safe for work
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(140)
 
(Savannahnow.com)
 
 
 
Superintendent calls Hooters inappropriate for high school student's work study
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(116)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Congressman hosts cabaret to spice up dull cabinet meeting
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(16)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Beauty contestant held captive after spurning Gabon president's advances. President Omar Bongo not available for comment, better name
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson: "I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman"
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(87)
 
(Buzzmachine)
 
 
 
Fark.com described as the "future of news." God help us all
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(141)
 
(The Straits Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unique view of table tennis
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(103)
 
(Some Fat Kid)
 
Boobies
 
Six galleries of Portuguese hottie Nadine (not safe for work)
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(115)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you bought a birth control patch from www.rxpharmacy.ws there is some potential bad news
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's hooter is the most searched item on the web ever, we must be prudes
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half the people vacationing on Spanish island of Ibiza have sex with at least one stranger
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(148)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Opportunistic AOL asks for refund of Super Bowl spots because Miss Jackson bared a boobie
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(110)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
VFW angry with Kid Rock for wearing the U.S. flag and not "showing some tit"
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(321)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Man on bicycle outruns cop in police car
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(59)
 
(KYW1060)
 
 
 
Florida introduces bill that would require incapacitated people who never made written end-of-life plans to be kept alive regardless of their family's wishes
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China develops special-flavored contraceptives to control rat population
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(57)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson cuts out controversial scenes from The Passion, such as Matthew 27:25 and the scene where Darth Vader orders Jesus frozen in carbonite
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(505)
 
(Morning Journal)
 
 
 
Judge says woman who robbed six banks suffered mental anguish from 9/11, gives her reduced sentence
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(56)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently America doesn't want or need Cuba's floating-car technology
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(165)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Governor of Maine hospitalized after auto accident
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(83)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney's reps claim she did not rent "Sex Truck" and "Double D Housewives" at London hotel as tabloid suggested; threaten to sue
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(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People remember Darth Vader and David Brent far better than Sharkspree
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(134)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Norwegian prince misplaces Portugal
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop problems that would have been avoided had voting been enabled
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(138)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Brothel employees returning to more of a hand and mouth existence
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man marries dog for luck, then dies
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(94)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Beyonce, breasts and the Super Bowl. The Smoking Gun is there
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(183)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Couple forces foster daughter to deliver meals to corpse of elderly relative for weeks
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dark whisperings shake dog-show circuit
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Europeans discuss mass uproar in USA over Janet Jackson hooter. Scandinavians can't stop laughing
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(352)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Teenager gets new truck day before her drivers license test, smashes it into police car at 80 mph (with vid)
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(191)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Woman sues Radio Shack for printing wrong city name on her receipt
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(264)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Edinburgh spends $125,000 for pothole-detecting laser beams
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(47)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian "black metal" band shows how to really offend a nation during a concert, treating Catholic Poland to live Satanism, sheep heads on spikes, gallons of blood and naked crucified women on national TV
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(257)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
CBS showed completely exposed breasts on prime time TV back in 1995 and never received peep of protest
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(373)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Oops. Report finds pedophile priest should not have been placed in maximum-security prison in cell with convicted murderer. Sorry, dude
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(242)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Burning truck full of radioactive medical waste along major highway not a hazard, authorities decide
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(54)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston mayor blames Super Bowl riots on Sunday liquor sales
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(148)
 
(Express)
 
 
 
Man lives in mobile home with dead brother for 18 months without noticing. Police arrive to find skeleton when man finally reports brother's "sudden death"
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(93)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Japanese army told to grow mustaches to "blend in" in Iraq
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that they are going to use Johnny Cash's song "Ring of Fire" for a Preparation H spot, AudioEdit the song to what other products it can pitch
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(34)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Super Bowl streaker mad that Janet Jackson stole his spotlight
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Fach" Street declared too similar to profanity
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(78)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Final count: Kerry: 5, Edwards: 1, Clark: 1, Dean: 0
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(606)
 
(TheAge-AU)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore gets Hollywood star. Great aunt gets posthumous sex change
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(69)
 
(NBC5.com)
 
 
 
Barbers will soon ask more than how much off the top -- some in Chicago will ask if you need something off the bottom
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven-pound block of cyanide salt found in Iraq. Explains the lack of whitetail deer in the region
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(275)
 
(Car Design News)
 
 
 
Stow 'n Go is the way to go for Chrysler execs. What other forms of automotive origami should these guys demonstrate?
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Because there haven't been any boobies today, Jenny (not safe for work)
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(226)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
In case you didn't notice, Spongebob Squarepants has taken over the kitchen with Pop Tarts, cereal, fruit snacks, cheese crackers, ice cream and pasta. Sooner or later, you're going to eat him too
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(67)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Yet more proof of the stupidity of youth: Teens think it's cool to go coatless in winter
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy recovering after girlfriend bites off part of his chin. Has a history of "anger problems"
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mayor of South Korea's second largest city hangs self in jail cell
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(28)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Ford to introduce anger-powered cars in 2006. Updates will include "...a de Sade option for its classic Mercury Gran Marquis in 2007"
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(53)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
NFL releases design for official Super Bowl XXXVIII nipple ring
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(45)
 
(Some Iowan)
 
 
 
Students from Iowa to engineer "space blender" for NASA; puree lots of pork-shakes for nation's astronauts
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(30)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sex good for economy, weener
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sci Fi orbits Galactica series
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(121)
 


Tue February 03, 2004
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Global warming is a hoax. Here comes the ice
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(303)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas pharmacist refused to fill prescription of rape victim seeking morning-after pill
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(553)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA has used 30 pints of ink, 3000 square feet of photographic paper printing Mars pics
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some guy driving through an assload of snow
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(134)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Begging for a DDoS attack, Network Associates exec describes virus writers as "13-year-old kids who can't get a date"
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man claims patent to all computer card games, complains about Solitaire infringement. U.S.Navy reconsidering Minesweeper lawsuit
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Play Sabacc online and win your own Millenium Falcon
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(55)
 
(lsj)
 
 
 
Kid, fired from Taco Bell for wearing jacket, given job at McDonald's
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further proof that gold cards have gone trailerpark as $49 monthly late fee debuts
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(77)
 
(Disinfo)
 
 
 
Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Society for Creative Anachronism
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(199)
 
(Muncie Star Press)
 
 
 
Couple charged with criminal trespass for taking picture of barn
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(159)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Knight will not be suspended
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(62)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
New. Improved. Highway fire brought to you by British Columbia
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(34)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Japan's Tamagotchi comes back to life, has strong desire to breed. Still no cure for the Sims
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cat claims revenge, causes man to be shot. Says cat: "One more kitten killer down"
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Psychic projected to win dead-people vote in SC. Discuss primaries here because we're all out drinking and won't be able to post more updates
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(187)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado may become the first state to let voters choose renewable energy sources
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(38)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Sexual moments in video game history (NSFP -- not safe for pixels)
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(97)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man gets 40 days in jail for abandoning five dogs. PETA surrenders
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(42)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
British teen hacks into top secret U.S. weapons lab, triggers nuclear terrorism alert
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(87)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Fark comic for sale on Ebay, a true farker find
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rapid tech development can yield nasty surprises
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(45)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with shotgun stops to ask police for directions so he can storm loanshark's office
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(14)
 
(Some Trekkie)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Patrick Stewart not keen on space travel
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(113)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Join in on the celebration of "Julia Fractals Day" on Google
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(78)
 
(KFOR.com)
 
 
 
Gamma rays help three kids lift collapsed van, pull dad out from under
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(60)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Over-enthusiastic drunken journalist obstructs police. Gets to report incident from inside
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Boro fear Swollen Balls." The Sun is responsible
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(68)
 
(IC Coventry)
 
 
 
Police are trying instant fines to curb yob thuggery. Yob equals bad-ass teenaged lout in British.
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(53)
 
(Local6)
 
NewsFlash
 
So this man walks into a Army-Navy store...
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cock fighting goes down with bird flu
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Knight to be suspended
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY man who lost Super Bowl bet jumps off bridge; lands in snow 115 feet below and lives as bad luck streak continues
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(88)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Dumbass insists on sleeping with another woman in front of his wife, who stabs him in the throat with a knife, killing him instantly
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(123)
 
(Origin_of_the_feces)
 
 
 
Photoshop a l33t license plate. It better R0x0r. Link goes to guide to l33t speak
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(134)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
London bans singing, sports and helicopter landings in its parks
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(42)
 
(Some WGAL)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Group calls for removal of 10 Commandments from public park, which has been there for 50 years
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(973)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Pics and summary of SbB/Fark Sin City Super Bowl Party. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thai man mauled while trying to rape dog; tells police the dog was "acting sexy." Your dog wants flowers and candy first
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(135)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Cops can't find thief, try to replace cancer patient's treatment fund out of their own pockets instead. Cynics surrender
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(98)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
God created light so you could use this solar-powered Bible. At night, Satan will tempt you with batteries or the two hotties pictured here
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(69)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A brief history of other intelligence failures that catapulted the U.S. into wars
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(679)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google once again named "Global Brand of the Year"
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British firefighters put free crèches in firestations
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A look into why Colombia will not stop producing cocaine anytime soon
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(92)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man at liquor store robbed by two boys on bicycles. Police questioning the paperboy
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(20)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Dumbass tries to rob store using pointed finger as gun
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Student found dead of "unnatural causes" in Florida middle school. Students currently in lock down
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(209)
 
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Fisherman hook cod. Whales daintily nibble cod off hooks
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Impress your mate by adopting a hissing cockroach for Valentine's Day
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(74)
 
(Animal News Center)
 
 
 
President of Dairy Goat Association charged with animal cruelty
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(52)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Kids will evolve extra fingers to use video game controllers of the future
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(70)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Gardening presenters give advice on growing cannabis
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put the little darlings to sleep with a bedtime story, complete with sound effects (link goes to ghost stories)
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this infographic on how to protect against the Mydoom worm
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(84)
 
(kentucky.com)
 
 
 
Forhy poo perfent of old people in Kenpucky have no real teef
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parrot to owner: "Idiot." Owner to parrot: BLAM
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(77)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Why didn't Reggie ever score with Betty or Veronica? Because Archie had the biggest weener in Riverdale
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Doctor tries to buy baby from patient
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(60)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Japan Xbox comes with extra cheese, egg and tuna
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(79)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shopper banned from supermarket for pushing shopping cart backwards
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(81)
 
(UGO)
 
 
 
The 11 weirdest movie gadgets nobody can live without. Lightsabers and sports almanacs?
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(186)
 
(lsj.com)
 
 
 
Taco Bell drive-thru worker fired for wearing wrong coat
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On mathematics and music
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(105)
 
(some martian)
 
 
 
Giant peace sign on Mars
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(197)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl survives 10-story plunge by landing on parked car. Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds
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(52)
 


Mon February 02, 2004
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
English mummy might save humanity from extinction. Brendan Fraser unavailable for comment
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(43)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Prince's "Darling Nikki" grinds again, hilarity ensues
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(124)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Mispelled itmes overlookd on ebbay
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(89)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe's auction goes from $250,000 to $500.00 just... like... that...
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Iron Photoshop ingredient is: Celery
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(124)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Gorbachev to trademark his forehead
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(43)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Giant sinkhole opens up during Super Bowl, forces family from their home (with pics)
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Rap star 50 Cent brandishes "air" gun in Queens. Warrant issued, may soon be arrested by "air" cops
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(138)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Early tests show deadly ricin in Senate mailroom
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(239)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
College students complain that athletes are pampered
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(156)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dog gets hit by car, survives 11 days in snowbank before being rescued
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(31)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Fifty pelicans die along St. Johns River, 150 being treated
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Broadband via the sewer system
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(67)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teacher uses Friday afternoon card games to teach math to third graders
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(57)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E reviews a weird old Transformers Decepticon costume. The costume transformed into a backpack, so everything made perfect sense
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN rates the Super Bowl's top 10 commercials. Your AOL wants Bud Light
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(128)
 
(News12.com)
 
Video
 
Another highway is on fire. No gasoline truck to blame this time
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(25)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Chupacabras living in abandoned mines in Chile
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(85)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
York is under water. Not the New one. The old one
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(49)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man who kills brother gets shot by brother's mother
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(38)
 
(Some News Site)
 
 
 
Janet's boob sparks "the biggest spike in audience reaction TiVo has ever measured"
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(239)
 
(techweb)
 
 
 
MyDoom author: "Just doing my job. Nothing personal. Sorry"
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(173)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Contestant downs eight pounds of red hot chillies in 12 minutes. Bangkok sewers brace for impact
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(64)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Wesley Clark's motorcade busted for speeding in Oklahoma
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(105)
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Al Gore's kid forced into rehab
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(372)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man creates giant toilet car (with pics)
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks paying for email will cut out spam
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(227)
 
(Some McD Guy)
 
 
 
The man who brought you Chicken McNuggets, the Egg McMuffin and other nutritious meals is hanging up his spatula
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(89)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
Police serve four with bean-bag guns and tasers at screenings of hip-hop movie, You Got Served
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(181)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One in every ten Brits is uncompeta... wait, I mean incomputan... no, encomp... one in every ten Brits can't do their job properly
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(90)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Scotland doesn't have Tartan Day, is getting jealous of New York's annual celebrations
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Eighties playmate Kym Malin. Not safe for work
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(88)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Photoshop these FLY dancers
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(107)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hello Kitty celebrates 30th birthday of lucrative franchise. Jeweler offers platinum Hello Kitty with diamonds to the wealthy in her honor
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(73)
 
(OrangeNews.com)
 
 
 
One sign you're living in the sticks: School has Rabies Awareness Week
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(49)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists learn how the Earth stopped global warming 180 million years ago
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(178)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Internet phoning could offer free long-distance, higher quality sound than regular phones
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(67)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Tanker flips over and explodes on I-75
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(103)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Looking for that special Valentine's Day date? Take her to the San Diego Wild Animal Park to watch rhinos hump
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(76)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Google sued by window-fixtures company for trademark infringement
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(90)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cop stops out-of-control car with maneuver he saw on CHiPS
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(181)
 
((Fitchburg Sentinel & Enterprise)
 
 
 
Mother furious at school after her son reads an Internet article describing Russia's plan to rehearse nuclear strikes against the U.S.
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(244)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
From playing for the best, to the wor$t: Tiger$ $ign Pudge
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(112)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
At least one fan dead as Boston revelers respond to second Super Bowl victory in three years by overturning cars, breaking windows, setting fires, running over pedestrians and pelting police with bottles and other objects
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(260)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Space shuttle fleet to be retired in 2010. No manned U.S. space flight possible until 2014
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(112)
 
(www.nbc4.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's school shooting brought to you by Washington, D.C.
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(160)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Deranged billionaire plans to disrupt world currency market in evil bid to topple U.S. government
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(331)
 
(Johnny Dare and Murhpy Show)
 
 
 
Papa's got a punchin' bag. James Brown parody song and flash animation
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(36)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's good and bad news for the liberals. Good news? Cheney might be dropped from the '04 re-election ticket. Bad news? Giuliani might be taking his place
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(416)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush proposes $2.4 trillion budget
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(415)
 
(Punxsutawney Phil)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney Phil, weather-predicting rodent, calls for six more weeks of winter
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(131)
 
(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Super Bowl 2004 commercials, without all those pesky "game breaks"
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(136)
 
(NapkinNights)
 
 
 
Pictures from the Fark/SbB Super Bowl Party in Vegas. Also, the first work-safe link from NapkinNights. Boobies surrender
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(43)
 
(WVLT)
 
 
 
Theme: All sorts of things are getting recalled. Pick the next item to be recalled and photoshop the reasons why
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