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Sun January 25, 2004
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a rare moment of lucid thought, Pope John Paul II warns humanity that TV sucks
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Clinton laughing during award ceremony
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(169)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Avoiding the obvious problem, parents of underperforming students claim the honor roll humiliates their children
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(312)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Powell grabs nuts while stating, "I got your WMDs right here"
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(468)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller's new CNBC show to feature a free-roaming monkey (near the end of the article)
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(191)
 
(sistani.org)
 
 
 
Iraq's leading Shiite, Grand Ayatollah Sistani, answers your questions about anal intercourse, masturbation and sea animals
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(429)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Bodyscapes not safe for work
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Address your inner haggis: It's Burns Night tonight
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Internet-Free Day
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you think humanity's first words were? AudioEdit when humans began to speak
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. helicopter crashes in Iraq
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(392)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Police charge Pepe the Penguin in chicken-suit robbery
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(25)
 
(Press Herald)
 
 
 
William "Chopper" Young and Karl "The Beast" Barrio try today to shuck their way into the World Oyster Shucking Championships
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(34)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Others found it unseemly that civic leaders and businessmen stumbled along the city's streets like drunken sailors
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(50)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man wins money on lottery game show, returns home, dies
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(72)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Girl, 18, scratches lottery ticket to reveal 10 stars worth $20,000. Store clerk grabs ticket, tells girl there were only six stars, gives her $100 and throws her out
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(199)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Farkers may enjoy a good Cuban, but Cubans can no longer enjoy a good Fark
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(150)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
672 skydivers from 42 countries set mass-freefall record
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(38)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Trucker finally gets his $1000 bill returned from police
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(54)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Beckham trying to nail one of these Spanish soccer players
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(106)
 
(adn.com)
 
 
 
When NHL players collide, their pads and bodies absorb enough energy to power a 100-watt light bulb for a minute and a half
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No surprises as yet another sportsman predictably named Australian of the Year. On the bright side, it could have been Steve Irwin
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Ashton Kutcher back when he was a Ambercrombie model (SFW)
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(99)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Review of various fast-food restaurants' contributions to the low-carb craze
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(188)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Rail is in such a bad way that it is now cheaper and quicker to fly from London to Glasgow via Germany than to take the train. Ewan McGregor to spot planes from now on
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(62)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British poll ranks Michael Jackson No. 4 among most admired celebrities, Jesus No. 123
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
The sizzling red-headed goodness of Ann Margret (safe for work)
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be the first in your trailer park to move into a Boeing 727 fuselage
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(47)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Twenty teens sued by RIAA to star in Pepsi ad during Super Bowl
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(136)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Company that specializes in celebrity action figures unveils howling Howard Dean doll containing voice chip of Dean's manic rant
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(99)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Contrary to popular belief, women do not get crow's feet from crinkling their eyes in incredulity when they say, 'You want me to suck what?'"
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(40)
 
(JPL)
 
 
 
First Opportunity images. More sand, less rocks this time
source: jpl.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Some guy notices that Nebraska is 50,000 days old. Happy metric birthday, Nebraska
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(28)
 
(IGN.Com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from the upcoming "Spongebob Squarepants" movie
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(121)
 
(Deepikaglobal.com)
 
 
 
92-year-old man gets 12-year sentence for bank robbery
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(37)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Belligerent drunk stumbles into middle of pickup hockey game, begins beating up players
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(36)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman tucking into Po-Boy oyster sandwich pleasantly surprised to discover pearl
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Rolling up a joint in the toilet of St Paul's Cathedral isn't my usual Friday morning habit but it seemed as good a place as any"
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hair dye gives you cancer. No cure for grayness... except cancer
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(48)
 
(Wisconsin Rapids Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Cheese Day: "I like cheese on sandwiches," says cheese fan
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(55)
 
(Some conquistador)
 
 
 
Brazil builds exact replica of Columbus's ship -- plans on discovering Europe, enslaving natives
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(71)
 
(Farker Poe)
 
 
 
Farker has jury duty coming up, needs advice on how not to get selected. Voting enabled
source: state.ma.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(333)
 
(Fox 23)
 
 
 
Zambian man attacked by python while relieving himself, kills it with nail clippers
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blockbuster sued by parents who rented "Home Alone 3," got unexpected porno film after credits
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(126)
 
(JPL)
 
NewsFlash
 
Opportunity lands successfully on Mars
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(272)
 


Sat January 24, 2004
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these skydivers
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(128)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Loyola loses 30th straight game, just three from the all-time record
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit "great moments in history" bloopers
source: news.myway.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Opportunity rover set to land on the Meridiani Planum tonight. Mars beginning to look like the Jersey Turnpike
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(Spymac)
 
 
 
French wine in a can
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(96)
 
((Americans for Democratic Action)
 
 
 
John Kerry is more liberal than Ted Kennedy. Here comes the political science
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(428)
 
(Long Beach CA)
 
 
 
Teen with butcher knife challenges cop. Not really a challenge
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(224)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're gonna send explicit emails to a co-worker on your work computer, don't act shocked when they become public
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(72)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Twentieth shooting linked to Ohio sniper
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(96)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Chinese lanterns
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(163)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Best Buy plans to create "customer profiles" with its Reward Zone cards. Here comes the tin-foil hat brigade
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(193)
 
(McSweeneys)
 
 
 
"Combining the power of ostriches with a healthy dose of Dada, Ostrim is 'America's #1 Sports Nutrition Meat Stick' "
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(132)
 
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Anything over 14 drinks for men or seven for women per week is alcohol abuse
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(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"South African gunmen staged a daring heist to steal some $14,000 worth of 'Chappies' chewing gum," police said
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sparrow-sized flying robots promise not to poop on your car. Here comes the science
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(68)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The moon can provide electric power sufficient for 1000 years
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(176)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says his new software will elminate spam in two years
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(181)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Junior high students get their own school laptops this week. Porn downloads to increase
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(76)
 
(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
The few jobs that are coming back are lower-paying jobs
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(281)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Bison meat back in favor due to beef scare. Your dog wants ta-tan-ka
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(73)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Armed burglary suspects on a "test run" arrested outside store. Police decide to let them enjoy a free sample of time in prison
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(13)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Pint-sized monkey gets to be star of the rodeo
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(35)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida officials are warning motorists to be on guard against a scam in which thieves are stealing credit card information using a device placed inside gas pumps
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Computers tougher to fix on Mars. Nick Burns tells NASA to move over
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(57)
 
(ign.com)
 
 
 
Samurai Jack game in the works
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(46)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Playboy and Playgirl magazines have been removed from stores after a prosecutor warned they violated Alabama's anti-obscenity law
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(109)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cockfighting raid nets 300 on misdemeanor charges. (Includes driving directions to cockfighting ring)
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(24)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Tiny, self-assembling, injectable scaffold helps damaged spinal cords repair themselves. Here comes the science
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(73)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids sledding in Kiev
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(105)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop groundskeepers prepping the field for Super Bowl XXXVIII
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(188)
 


Fri January 23, 2004
(AP)
 
 
 
Looking to further corner the market on overpaid, past-their-prime superstars, New York Rangers reportedly close to signing Jaromir Jagr
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(157)
 
(swtimes.com)
 
 
 
Man leaves photo of genitals on hotel vending machine
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(95)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sideshow freak busted for public drinking. With ugly-ass photo
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(182)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Thirty-foot waves of gooey liquid plowed through the streets." Remember the mother of all food accidents, Boston's Great Molasses Flood of 1919
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(87)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oxygen to produce show entitled "My Best Friend is a Big Fat Slut"
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(90)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Iraq tells Bush to eff off. I bet the Fox puppets at Fark won't post this
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(623)
 
(KAAL TV)
 
 
 
Caller reports burglary to police. Police arrive to find caller naked on couch with loaded shotgun, drugs on coffee table
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(36)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Employee runs up fortune in calls to sex hotlines. Twice
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Fire hall fails fire code inspection
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Farmer pushes vet into liquid manure (w/pic). The Sun is there
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(80)
 
(pittsburghlive.com)
 
 
 
Bigfoot sightings up last year, according to the annual roundup of the unexplained
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(23)
 
(Arkansas NBC)
 
 
 
Couple sues airlines for disturbing their chickens
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lebanese TV show runs announcement that Bin Laden captured. Despite being a joke, hilarity did not ensue
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
While in prison, Saddam's hole will be filled
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Fark winamp skin
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Student pilot lands on jail while practicing landings -- needs more practice
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(38)
 
(Caledonian-Record.com)
 
 
 
Eighty-pound boy shoots and lills 900-pound moose. Feeds entire state of Vermont for a week
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some candid pictures of Saddam Hussein's capture taken by soldiers
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(279)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Irishman on Detroit Lion's coaching staff has contract stating he gets St. Patrick's Day off "until noon the next day" (Second item)
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(62)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
French firefighters accused of asking local teens to start fires so they'd have more work
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Uncontrolled giggling expected from high school boys as the girls perform The Vagina Monologues at school
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(163)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Airport employee's job is to drive down runway, honking horn to scare elk out of the way of incoming planes
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge sentences abusive husband to yoga
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seventy-two percent of respondents to foxnews.com poll thinnk Howard Dean's Iowa concession speech should be a campaign issue
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(339)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Soviet army fought many battles with UFOs
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
On the 20th of each month, leaders of Indonesia's main island must speak another language. Que?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit someone dealing with company's telephone menu system
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man confesses to playing subliminal audiotape to his napping 10-year-old stepson to try to induce the boy to kill his four-year-old half brother and mow the yard
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Steve Davis makes it to the semi finals at the ripe old age of 46
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Mayor Daley's administration spends $40 million a year hiring hundreds of trucks to do little or no work
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Daytona Beach News)
 
 
 
Twenty-five percent of cars stolen in Florida had the keys in them
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
David Kay quits his job as the U.S.Special Adviser leading the hunt for WMDs; can't find the remote, either
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(444)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Famous pre-sentencing words: "She seemed so mature" and "We hit it off"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Eminem's mom carjacked along Eight Mile
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elephant uses log to smash electric fence, escapes zoo
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pete Rose will sign books at Foxwoods casino. In other news, Joe Namath will begin touring bars and Lawrence Taylor will visit crackhouses to promote their respective autobiographies
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hawking: The stories in the media are completely false, and I am profoundly disappointed by the circulation of such personal and inaccurate information
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(85)
 
(CBS 3)
 
 
 
Officials frown on corrections officers taking pictures of female inmates for Hustler's Beaver Hunt
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(130)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bleeding for bucks: Classes teach people how to sell their body to science while they are still alive
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(37)
 
(Click2houston.com)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal calls Houston "a patchwork of stripmalls, car lots and topless clubs." In other news, local hotels report visitors extending stay
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(180)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman with two-year-old son in suitcase arrested on her way to exorcism
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(174)
 
(Click10)
 
 
 
Mobile phone battery spontaneously overheats, branding man's ear
source: click10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(CTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Captain Kangaroo has passed away at 76. Mr. Moose jailed with suspect ping-pong balls
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(336)
 
(WSOC TV)
 
 
 
Man's $100 summer bet on Carolina Panthers could net him $10,000
source: wsoctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Oil pipeline from Bahamas to Florida coast approved. Really, really small immigrants to ensue
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walken negotiating starring comedic role opposite Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pensioner run over by milk float driven by a dog
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dean: "I have all kinds of warts"
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(538)
 
(1010wins.com)
 
 
 
NY lawyer files for $1 million in accident claims for victims he doesn't represent
source: 1010wins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(PottsMerc)
 
 
 
Argument over Eagles game results in a student being nailed to a wall
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(132)
 
(Some drooling Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
Rugby players: Not safe for work
source: cybersportsmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Martian nerds successfully h4x0r Spirit back to health, NASA receives signal
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(206)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Spain abuzz over nude paintings of next princess (with NSFW pic of painting)
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(101)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
When two blondes compete to get signatures from passersby, can a topless catfight be far off? (Not safe for work)
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(68)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Plumber caught urinating in an old woman's vase (w/ pics)
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(107)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli police close entire floor of station because pungent scent of marijuana makes them high. Early warning signs included feeling a lot better about whole "Palestinian thing"
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(110)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Senate secretary says he hit foward instead of delete when removing the graphic porn from his computer
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(96)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Yolo County organic farmer Jim Durst
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(92)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
After numerous arrests, several court appearences and two jail sentences, the naked rambler finally reaches his journey's end
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(48)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Bird flu" spreads to Thailand. Chickens defend themselves, saying no chicken ever flu
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(news12.com)
 
 
 
Today's bank robber who can't spell brought to you by Long Island, New York
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mars Express finds water. Soon to be available in stores for $7.99 per bottle
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(186)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
New York Giants' backup QB selected as the next "Bachelor." Expect a lot of false starts and illegal use of the hands
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(85)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Dust off the old prawnograph and photoshop new uses for shrimp. Link goes to GIS
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(83)
 
(CrushKill)
 
Video
 
1987's Commando re-edited so Arnold Schwarzenegger dies within the first two minutes
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(117)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Update: Peoria, IL Fark Party, Feb. 7 -- RSVP (link goes to comments thread)
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(67)
 
(Lodi News-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Construction crew dumps concrete on man's property then tries to charge him to remove it
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 10 worst opening ceremonies in sports history
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(124)
 


Thu January 22, 2004
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Cricketer Brett Lee smashes Australia's winning runs against India in tribute to the late David Hookes
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(120)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Composer writes "Memoriam: A Requiem for Mr. Rogers." Performance includes a 25-piece orchestra, 65-member choir, English, Hebrew and Latin lyrics, and a puppet that says nothing but "meow meow meow"
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(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Popular new dog breeds include the labradoodle, dorgi, yorkipoo, schnoodle, goldendoodle, cockapoo and bagel. Dr. Seuss unavailable for comment
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(122)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Anne Miller passes away at 81, will finally get to dance with Gene Kelly again
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(120)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Remixers make Howard Dean's scream funky and danceable. 'Nuff said
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(276)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Avoiding the tough questions, parents now implanting GPS devices in teen's cell phones to track whereabouts
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(170)
 
(Henry Earl)
 
 
 
5!
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(272)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man fits an entire fireman's boot in his mouth
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(68)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Carlos Boozer
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(105)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Why isn't she interested in you?
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(232)
 
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Everquest player sells his virtual property business to IGE for $10 million; plans to turn his parent's basement into one sweet crib
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(136)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Iranian war veteran wanted his amputated leg buried, but couldn't foot the bill
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(31)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
412-pound truck driver gets job back. All is right with the world again
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America's most-watched couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have broken up. World gripped with fear and sadness
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(144)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In next month's issue of Washingtonian magazine, Trent Lott calls Hillary "butt ugly." Not that there's anything wrong with that. (Scroll to 2nd item)
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(202)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
J. Lo, Kid Rock USO performances came with their usual backstage diva demands and expenses
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(189)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
PennDOT vows to end abuses involving rubber ducky toys
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(83)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thieves, knowing that he couldn't catch them even in the unlikely event that he could outrun them, mug Keyshawn Johnson
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(115)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Conversation between customer and tattoo artist who misspelled something
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(40)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey Nets may move to Brooklyn. Duke sucks
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(79)
 
(Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Detective ruled too cute in drug bust
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(107)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Ultra" patriots can keep giant flag in window, but rooftop-sniper post must go
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(150)
 
(Chron)
 
Video
 
Frequent city council attendee throws egg at mayor
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(39)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Grocery-store discount cards provide an unexpected bonus when beef recall hits
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(56)
 
(National Review Online)
 
 
 
John Kerry present for just 23 percent of Senate votes in 2003
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(232)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop some clues as to where the Mars Rover might be and what the problem is. Difficulty = Subtle
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(206)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Spirit Rover not sending data -- attacked by Martian forces -- Starship Troopers on the move
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(400)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Colin Powell says the French are annoying
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(255)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police suspect more than bad versions of "Born to be Wild" going on in private karaoke booths
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(62)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Lisbonian... Lisbonite... some guy from Lisbon attempts bank robbery with tree branch
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(74)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Doctors warn model that her silicone breasts could explode in jungle on reality TV show
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(125)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Nurse of Stephen Hawking forced to see him have sex. Some jobs could never pay enough
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(213)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Teen trys to load a shotgun with the wrong bullets during a robbery. Hilarity ensues
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(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hiking magazine publishes map that sends hikers off a cliff. In related news, magazine's subscription rate plummets
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman with tumor: 264 pounds. Woman without tumor: 88 pounds
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(150)
 
(NBC2)
 
 
 
Jesus dead in street racing accident. He died for your rims
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(223)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Warren Sapp to be given live mic during the Super Bowl. Only Warren Sapp knows how many times Warren Sapp will say "Warren Sapp" during the telecast
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(124)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
As it gets colder, people get dumber
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(145)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Bright idea: Surf on top of a moving SUV. Have the driver climb up and join. Then have a 14-year-old take over driving from passenger seat. Attain speeds of 60 MPH. Darwinity and jailarity ensue
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(112)
 
(Yonkis)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create the next big "Vs" movie. Link goes to Aliens vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop vs Velociraptors vs Neo
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(150)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh substance tracks Alzheimer's progress. Researchers trying to remember where they put it
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(34)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Budweiser ads will dominate Super Bowl with five minutes of commercial air time. (Sort-of spoiler alert)
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(92)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian court defends the right to pee on shop windows
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(35)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Garfunkel charged with marijuana possession. In other news, Oates charged yet another late fee at Blockbuster
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(143)
 
(Some Honda Guy)
 
 
 
Pictures of a Honda shish-ke-bab. Luckily, everyone survived
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(321)
 
(The Force)
 
 
 
Get an autographed 8 x 11 pic of Carrie Fisher in that superhot Star Wars slave outfit
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(120)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Comedian sets Guinness record after calling Vegas casino and getting 612 people to play the "Pass It On" game
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The international snow sculpture championships
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(25)
 
(Some Weird Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this collection of uber-Star Trek geeks from Finland
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(96)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from "maple syrup urine disease?"
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(70)
 
(Some Geeks)
 
 
 
Don King explains IP extended access lists
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Aria Giovanni: NSFW
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(120)
 
(Newsaskew.com)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith has a man-crush on Tom Cruise
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(72)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Surfer who lost her arm to shark takes up snowboarding. Sasquatch licking his lips
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Okay, now pour syrup on your nipples, gooood... now smile and say "I am OWN3D"
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(135)
 
(News4Colorado)
 
 
 
Students launch website to document discrimination by faculty members based on their political views. Share your stories of politically-based discrimination. Voting enabled
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(680)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Just like last year, 2004 movie lineup includes an inordinate amount of sequels
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(138)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to two-headed baby. Infant(s) not expected to live
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(186)
 


Wed January 21, 2004
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you want to say all Christians should be exterminated, don't do it on Hungarian radio
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(115)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Jerking off for cash will no longer be a secret. Wankers still working pro bono
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(57)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Two Russian mathematicians explain how Moses parted the Red Seas. Here comes the science
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(269)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes from jail for the second time, caught because of his pink underwear
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers stun New England Patriots 17-13
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(218)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Asshat public official uses $17,000 in terror funds to buy a bitchin' 60-inch plasma screen TV for his office
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(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy wiping off King Tut's face
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(150)
 
(NZoom)
 
 
 
You weed the garden, I'll clean the bedroom, and we'll both stay out of the way of the gigantic hunk of ice smashing through our roof
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(28)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg doesn't believe Dr Robert Atkins died (w/death certificate)
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(124)
 
(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Saudis: "Allowing women to mix with men is the root of every evil and catastrophe"
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(387)
 
(Bobblers.com)
 
Boobies
 
Nice collection of Retro Boobies (not safe for work)
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(69)
 
(Times and Democrat)
 
 
 
Marrrrs.... Neeeeds.... Funding-unding-nding
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(66)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Thousands of University of Maryland students agree: Duke sucks
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(56)
 
(AutoTrader)
 
 
 
Car for sale: Used in adult film "Highway Gangbang: In Da Butt." May require some light interior cleaning
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIAA files 532 new lawsuits against file sharers
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(265)
 
(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Connecticut bar owner wants to have naked karaoke. In other news, "My Ding a Ling" set to rocket up music charts
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(116)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E's tribute to "Pocket Rockers," the mini tape-players from the Eighties that gave kids their first taste of Debbie Gibson and bad fashion accessories
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(150)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How will you bring in the monkey this Chinese New Year?
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(164)
 
(WPRI 12)
 
 
 
Dozens of RI artists and musicians being forcefully evicted by slumlord scumbag
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(212)
 
(Stafford County Sun)
 
 
 
Rival track coaches get married, presumably play hide the baton
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(49)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's intimate concert tour this year includes playing a chiropractors convention at the Hilton
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(438)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judge admits dozing off during closing arguments of Britain's largest robbery trial, but denies "snoring audibly"
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(28)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Your luck has run out when you get run over three times trying to cross the street
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(128)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fuel company pumps 700 gallons of diesel into man's basement -- 660 gallons still unaccounted for
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(83)
 
(Culpeper Star-Exponent)
 
 
 
Got a beef with local government? Leave a dead cow in the parking lot
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(60)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Fire chiefs remind public that smoking in bed is dangerous. Also, please refrain from holding knives at sharp end and drinking out of bleach bottles
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(89)
 
(Walthers)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Fark-themed train car
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(126)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what the world would be like without Fark.com
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(75)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Box wines becoming tastier, more competitive with beer
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(266)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Chinese have stopped eating civet cats because of SARS, but still drink coffee made from coffee beans eaten, partly digested and then excreted by the weasel-like animals
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(115)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Ohh, nooo!" Mr. Bill makes comeback teaching coastal erosion to kids
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(56)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Man caught trying to smuggle cabbage leaves -- thought it was pot
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(87)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
$314 million Powerball winner can't figure out how to stop getting ripped off. Not walking around with hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash would be a good first step
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(205)
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
UFO caught on video over Kansas City sky
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(220)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher's loaner SUV at Sundance included "DVD/CD player, Tivo, wireless Internet and three TV screens." Paris Hilton drove off with hers, had it repossessed
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(154)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Monica Bellucci's most naked movie scenes (not safe for work)
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(212)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man rear-ends ambulance while reading speeding ticket
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(52)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Churchill's daughter says it's not her father's parrot
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(68)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Albanian diplomats demand apology for British comedian who offered to fart the Albania national anthem
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Girls kissing each other (not safe for work)
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(126)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman claims to have world's smallest dog (with pics)
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(79)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wife of McDonald's founder gives $1.5 billion to Salvation Army
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(113)
 
(Some Tux)
 
 
 
Photoshop a sexy Linus Torvalds in his Speedo about to get dunked
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(100)
 
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Contrary popular belief, Mullet Night in Manchester, NH is not every night. It's March 12th
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(45)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man stunned to receive speed-camera ticket that clocked him at 406 mph
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(106)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
1. Become a celebrity masseuse. 2. See stars nekkid. 3. Profit
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(56)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Reality-show viewers rip into local station for cutting away to pesky trivial Iowa caucus results
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(88)
 
(The Akron Beacon Journal)
 
 
 
How to wash hands properly (seriously)
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(127)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN page 3 helps to pick the top television show via a 32 show bracket
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(95)
 
(granthamtoday.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man sights UFO that is "hollow in the middle and as big as a house." With witness drawing
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man suffers "netball rage," swears he will never wear mesh underwear again
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(58)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Fark Super Bowl Party with Drew, Gogi and SbB Girls in Vegas -- and you're invited
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(59)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flamingo decides to winter in Siberia
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(21)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy admits to setting five arson fires to see how fire would burn and spread. Leprechaun unavailable for comment
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(39)
 
(smh.com.au)
 
 
 
Introducing "Booble," your online guide to all things boobie. Britney's guide to Semiconductor Physics surrenders
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No kissing in Fuxing. Suing ensuing
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(45)
 


Tue January 20, 2004
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: This is bigger than this is bigger than this. Link goes to example
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(120)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The key points of the State of the Union address
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(488)
 
(Nature Magazine)
 
 
 
Belly-dancing robot. Sexy has never been so unnerving
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Military gets ready to kick ass without gas
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Refiners begin expensive overhaul to comply with new federal regulations. Gas prices sure to climb this summer
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists have finally invented night-vision contacts. Still no cure for ocular cancer
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(89)
 
(Straight Dope)
 
 
 
The story of Johnny Appleseed, or How the West Got Drunk
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(69)
 
(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Man become holy after swordfish skewers him
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(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Top 100 movies for children. List includes "The Magnificent Seven" and "Yellow Submarine"
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(120)
 
(Minot Daily News)
 
 
 
New study finds that if college professors give out lots of A's, they get good evaluations from the students
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(54)
 
(A Real American)
 
 
 
POTUS gives us the SOTU. Link goes to GIS. SFW. Discuss amongst yourselves
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(1281)
 
(themoscowtimes.com)
 
 
 
Russians are much less likely to believe in angels than Americans but more convinced that witches exist
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(52)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man stuffs $73 worth of shrimp down his pants
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(43)
 
(washingtontimes.com)
 
 
 
Chicago's Bulls mascot "Da Bull" da busted for selling da drugs out of da trunk of his ride
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN debuts Page 3, where celebrities and sports collide, which may result in hilarity or possibly cleavage (as picture No. 5 shows)
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(106)
 
(WMC Stations)
 
 
 
Opponents want warning message on lottery tickets in Tennessee. Senator suggests "shopping can be addictive" message on credit cards instead
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(52)
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
John Cusack and Chevy Chase headline a panel discussion in Saudi Arabia addressing Arab stereotypes in movies
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(72)
 
(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Man attempts to "extreme bungee jump" into burning water. Burning of flesh ensues
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(53)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Lie detection glasses readied for market. James Bond surrenders
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(74)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pepsi to dress up Britney, Beyonce and Pink as gladiators. Hopefully they'll kiss
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(116)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Officials not sure why people died in fire. Flames, smoke suspected
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(23)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Jimmy Dean upset he isn't the spokesman for his sausage company, doesn't understand middle-aged women don't want a wrinkly guy selling sausage to them
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(63)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Boomerang Generation just won't leave home
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(134)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 100 sports moments from The Simpsons -- #100-75
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(133)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft admits it was overaggressive in its dealings with Mikerowesoft
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(100)
 
(etnicas.com)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy Brazilian model. Not safe for work
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what effect Darwin's Theory of Evolution will have on humans in the future (link goes nowhere special)
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(101)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queer eye for the straight bishop
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(39)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Al-Qaida
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(102)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Gracie, the escape artist chimpanzee, escapes for fifth time, forcing evacuation of zoo on busy holiday. Gracie now being held in a secure, undisclosed location
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(44)
 
(www.signonsandiego.com)
 
 
 
Vulture: 1, Truck: 0
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(55)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunken elephants decide to beat the tar out of power pole. Power pole emerges victorious
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(60)
 
(No Apologies! Press)
 
 
 
NOAA secretly hating NASA right now
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(31)
 
(TiBristol)
 
 
 
Man tries suing his own insurance company. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Paulina Porizkova: 28 pics (NSFW banners)
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(89)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Underage culinary students must spit, not swallow, the wine
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(86)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Russian army joins struggle to save beer trapped under Siberian ice
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(93)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's school system the latest to ban soda sales to combat obesity. Students forced to drink fruit juice or water with Philly cheesesteaks
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(152)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
There can be only one Highlander quiz
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(108)
 
(Rudy)
 
 
 
Make a tribute to your favorite food (not necessarily a song). Link goes to the singer of such hits as "Brownies and Lemonade" and "Lemon Creme"
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(34)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Congressman calls for impeachment hearings for Cheney because of no-bid Halliburton contracts
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(874)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Survivors from capsized ship say they hit ground before flipping over
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(25)
 
(wnbc.com)
 
 
 
412-pound trucker says he was fired because of his weight
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(143)
 
(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Study shows kids' sports concussions should be taken seriously. Still no cure for cancer
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(52)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons forced to leave locker room after a sewer break
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(40)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Man attempts to rob ice-cream store, fails to figure how to open register
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(48)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Just in case you care about what some random Japanese people think about men reading porn on trains
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(108)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Woman would like McDonald's to pay her medical expenses for injury incurred while trying to get away from snake under her table
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(191)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Dan Rather reveals he's having cancer surgery
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California counties sending out promo packages and pitching big woo to host Peterson trial
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(49)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Car makers trying to scare public into buying cars by saying rebates, incentives will vanish. Unconvinced consumers hurt selves laughing
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(107)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Man pulls up to drive-thru window at Chinese restaurant to complain about bad food he got at a different restaurant. Guy freaks out, throws phone at owner, pulls gun, then drives off
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(68)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Advanced meat recovery: "Subtract the wet clothes and add a cow carcass"
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(57)
 
(Some Old Dudes)
 
 
 
Photoshop what it would be like if senior citizens ran the world
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(133)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Canada boldly goes with new $5 coin
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(111)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tax auditor suffers rare convergence of the only two sure things in life, goes unnoticed by co-workers for two days
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oldest first-time novelist in American history. To be paid in strained peas
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is a rat brain. This is a rat brain on a cell phone
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(98)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand suburb experiences minor freakout after loud, exotic bird native to Africa shows up
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(29)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
The Bush Administration Lexicon
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(175)
 
(thepittsburghchannel)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was over. Sinkhole madness continues as garage eats truck
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(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Authorities report death of 36-year-old man was due to cannabis toxicity
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(304)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher axed for swigging beer at lunchtime
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(55)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Restaurant worker injured at Risky's BBQ
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
French fishing trawler breaks tradition and refuses to surrender right-of-way to much larger ship. Sinkage ensues
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(53)
 
(billiewest.com)
 
Boobies
 
Patriotism has never looked cuter (not safe for work)
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(176)
 
(juneauempire.com)
 
 
 
The northern lights sometimes whisper at the approach of dawn, while North Pacific cyclones whine with a strange and subtle tone
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: President Bush in space
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(133)
 
(WDAM.com)
 
 
 
Blast felt three miles away after teens fire shotgun at dynamite-filled ammunition box for target practice
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(115)
 
(Crypto)
 
 
 
Chapter from the Cryptonomicon -- search for the hilarious treasures within
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(104)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Darwin strikes teen 75 feet
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(408)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No longer satisfied living with a bunch of cats, single women are now buying engagement rings
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(179)
 


Mon January 19, 2004
(CNN)
 
 
 
Largest canyon in the galaxy found on Mars
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(104)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Two dogs die in Georgia dog fight, leading to 123 arrests
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(141)
 
(WHNT 19)
 
 
 
Massive 10 Commandments monuments springing up all over the country. Charlton Heston surrenders
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(288)
 
(Fark Classic)
 
Video
 
Tunak Tunak Tun (classic, with a twist)
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted = tattoos. New hotness = 3D implants
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(93)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hospital erroneously changes default baby settings from "It's a healthy baby" to "Sorry, your baby is dead." Corrects problem four months later
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missing gnome found dead... Killer on stress leave
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(58)
 
(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Man stabbed over piece of roast chicken. Kenny Rogers sought for questioning
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
John Kerry wins some pointless pre-pre-pre election
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(802)
 
(BankRate.com)
 
 
 
Car salesmen strike back
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(90)
 
(WLEXTV.com)
 
 
 
University student head-butted to death
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(73)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Gas station bathrooms in England win "Loo of the Year" because they are clean 24 hours a day
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gen. Wesley Clark using "Clark Candy Bars" in his presidential campaign. No word yet as to whether Senator Zagnut will follow suit
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(77)
 
(NBC 4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Cops have new tool to catch car thieves in Columbus. "Bait car" used to lure car thieves, who are then trapped in the car while the "Cops" theme is played
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(91)
 
(Some Classic Rocking Dinosaur)
 
 
 
This guy has some really strong opinions on guitar pedals
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(173)
 
(Duke Sucks)
 
 
 
Duke No. 1 in basketball -- mens and womens
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(100)
 
(Farm Show)
 
 
 
Self-propelled saw/log splitter -- New lumberjack pimpin' ride
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(22)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
College student wins $20-million lotto. The mother of all keg parties to ensue
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(84)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why athletes have chosen the uniform numbers they have
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(72)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bond. Arnold's bond
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(43)
 
(Some Sinkhole)
 
 
 
SUV swallowed as sinkhole rampage continues. It's sinkhole MADNESS (pic)
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Don't have enough sympathizers lined up for your next noisy street protest? Indonesian "Rent-A-Crowd" businesses are booming
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(28)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria
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(126)
 
(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Masked mummies from previously unknown ancient culture discovered buried in Siberian permafrost
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop Howard Dean serving up a pancake
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(159)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mysterious black-hooded figure places roses, cognac on grave of Edgar Allan Poe every Jan. 19 to mark his birthday
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(98)
 
(TV Shows on DVD)
 
 
 
Invader Zim coming to DVD. Earth surrenders
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(125)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Dog shows cancelled over carpet concerns. Costs city $2 million in revenue
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(55)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coke music download site launched today
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(73)
 
(Beaterz.com)
 
 
 
Bad things happen when a Dead Head and a Trekker modify a vehicle
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(82)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
McDonald's cuts ties with Kobe Bryant
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(81)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Astronomers have created the largest color Hubble Space Telescope image ever made
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cow tipping may soon become illegal
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(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Three passengers die on two different Miami-Heathrow flights
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(54)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Sun-Times, soon with 50 percent more haggis
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Making a little green off the red planet. Here come the toys
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(23)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
WalMart uses controverial policy to combat "shrinkage". Serenity does not ensue
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(323)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cargo ship capsizes off the coast of Norway, people still trapped inside
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New virus spreading. Don't open emails which have the subject line: "Hi"
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(124)
 
(Some Buckethead)
 
 
 
Build your own stormtrooper armor
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(169)
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Canine blood drive. Your dog wants juice and cookies
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(32)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Churchill's parrot still cusses out Hitler
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(160)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Yet another instance of "it's not how you act but who you know"
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(57)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
School board's plan to improve student performance includes giving the superintendent a $4K Rolex
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(73)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Wondering which fine wine goes with your BBQ-flavored potato chips?
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(93)
 
(Segment)
 
 
 
Government spends £1million to tell people that cannabis is still illegal
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(368)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker uses household items to pimp out minivan. Hilarity ensues, women don't
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(122)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cow eats 1700 diamonds, farmer has to get them back in the usual fashion
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(59)
 
(KOIT)
 
 
 
Bee Gees may regroup
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(108)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google developing email advertising system
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(72)
 
(Some Swiller)
 
 
 
Make the State of the Union Address even more amusing with this drinking game
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(65)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an anti-masturbation PSA
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(37)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jayson Williams says that even though he was totally drunk, alcohol played no role in the shooting of the limo driver
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(50)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Woman makes cardboard cutout of deceased pet to cheer up her other dog, who is in mourning
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shocking article suggests that employees are using the Internet to access non work-related sites
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(69)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Microsoft demands that 17-year-old Mike Rowe turn over his website, MikeRoweSoft.com. George Oogle surrenders
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(195)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New StrongBad email
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(130)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CBS anchor Dan Rather says the day is coming soon when there will be virtually no live coverage of political conventions on television networks. And there was much rejoicing
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(66)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cricketer David Hookes dies after nightclub attack
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(103)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Panoramic images of the surface of Venus from the 70s Soviet exploration effort
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop Al Gore speaking in front of a mushroom cloud
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(151)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Sinkhole swallows woman as she walks her dog (with pics)
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(67)
 
(Kinq)
 
 
 
A time line of Weapons of Mass Destruction discussions in the upper tiers of the U.S. government goes back to 1998
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(740)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: UPN to make reality show about Amish folk in the big city
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(60)
 
(Some Blue Guy)
 
 
 
New Red Vs. Blue
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(53)
 
(StainedApron)
 
 
 
Waiters, cooks, bartenders and busboys all share stories of sweet revenge against bad customers and bosses. That special taste is Durden
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(310)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jail worker gives level-headed calm response to prison smoking ban: "They'll burn the place down"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed strongest man in Africa proves his strength by breaking nails with his teeth and letting cars run him over
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hacker's Diet, by the lead programmer of AutoCAD
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
How much do you know about the U.S. Presidency? (quiz)
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(93)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Times are really hard when there's a rash of dollar-store robberies going on
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(19)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man catches 121-pound catfish
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(82)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Is the 40-hour work week a thing of the past?
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(149)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Vincennes reliving its days as a Indiana's premier trading post
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shutter-happy camera cop busts 329 speeders in five hours. That's a ticket every 58 seconds to you and me
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Is your penis too small?" marketing and the psychology behind it. Here comes the (pseudo) science
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(99)
 
(Some Informed Stoner)
 
 
 
Various arguements against drug prohibition
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(101)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
If you pay only monthly minimums on your credit cards, that $19 tank of gas could ultimately cost you $45
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An opportunity for wheel-spoken photoshoppers
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(89)
 
(WinAmp)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner skin for WinAmp
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(52)
 
(Some Halo Guy)
 
 
 
Pick up your very own suit of Halo armor. Griff surrenders
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(49)
 
(TwinGalaxies)
 
 
 
Bounties offered on videogame high scores. Boba Fett surrenders
source: twingalaxies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(lancastereaglegazette.com)
 
 
 
Police report that someone has stolen 12 traffic cones. HPZ unavailable for comment
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