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Sun December 21, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Fark Thread)
 
 
 
Theme: What you wouldn't want to hear at the dawning of 2004. Link goes to inspiration
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(42)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Minnesota may try deer contraception as soon as they can find volunteers willing to put tiny condoms on deer
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop an edition of ABC's "After School Special" you would like to see. Difficulty = mid 1980s
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(85)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So Clark is all like, "Dude, Dean is, like, all over me to be VP," and Dean is all like "Dude, that is so, like, TOTALLY bogus"
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(336)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vultures circle as lawyers, poor parents, their kids and "well wishers" lay siege to Neverland Ranch
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(96)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Why the sky was red in Munch's "The Scream." Here comes the science
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(89)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Bosses can't or won't discipline worker who dry-humps computers and makes threatening animal noises
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(108)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newsweek interviews The Smoking Gun on some of their biggest scoops of the year
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Orleans pulls off a 75-yard lateral fest to come within one point in final seconds -- leave it to the kicker to blow extra point, as well as playoff hopes
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(162)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Children not safe walking alone in dark tunnels smeared with feces
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(74)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Southern Chinese believe rodents are safe to eat or turn into wine if caught wild in the countryside. Rat wine?
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(83)
 
(Sunday Mail)
 
 
 
A campaign to improve the sex life of Christmas turkeys has been launched by the RSPCA
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(29)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. terror alert raised to orange (high). Ridge says, "I just felt like it, and the duct-tape industry is hurting"
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(672)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. soldier named Time's Man of the Year
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(430)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A third of San Francisco thought roommate paid the electric bill
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(36)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Theme: Playboy magazine covers. Link goes to best ever
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(127)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Hotel owner apologizes for losing head when he banned leprosy patients. Leprosy patients give him a hand
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: If Santa really answered kids' letters. Link goes to example
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(120)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Chicago panhandlers get $99,000 settlement
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(64)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Ten severe phobias and how to conquer them
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(121)
 
(Baby New Year)
 
 
 
AudioEdit New Year's resolutions for Farkers to utilize in 2004 (25)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Local businesses denounce Sydney's "heroin-injecting room"
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(52)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Severed foot accidentally sent to family of deceased teenager after morgue mix-up
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(50)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Pedophile probe of employment records looms for 100,000 Scots
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(26)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
CEO gives $1000 bonus to every employee. For every year they've worked
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(129)
 
(SunHerald)
 
 
 
Hospital in big trouble after hidden water meter discovered during construction work. Hospital: "Oops". Water Department: "Bite Me"
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elves laid off after Santa's workshop accumulates $550,000 in debt
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukraine tightens control of Internet, moves to stamp out porn. Really, read the article when you stop laughing
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(67)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Killer wasps invade Australia, authorities turn to Connecticut for advice
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(52)
 


Sat December 20, 2003
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Albert A. Gore III arrested for possession of marijuana. Remember this when MTV's "Rock The Vote" Q & A occurs in 2028
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(261)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Bank robber orders teller to deposit $120 million directly into his account. Amazingly, cops were able to track down this criminal mastermind
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Asshat urologist only gets 51 months sentence for selling life-saving cancer drug to wholesalers instead of giving it to dying patients, who got phony or diluted doses, but still paid full price
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(42)
 
(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Two contrite sisters admit they cooked up a kidnapping hoax so one could go to a friend's house and drink beer. What's worse is that is was probably some crappy beer like Old Milwaukee
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: T-shirt slogans that are appropriate for the person wearing them
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(178)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Second law of thermodynamics proven untrue
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(168)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Look out. The window
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(86)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls on top giving guys rough ride
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(67)
 
(autos.msn)
 
 
 
Avoid paying to replace blinker fluid in your car
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(122)
 
(VOA News)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot can't get his daughters to stop yapping on the computer
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(75)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
U.S. Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta approves flight certificate for Santa's fly over on Christmas eve
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gym classes now include break dancing lessons
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(56)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Another Bad Santa bank robbery. Police description of suspect: "It looks pretty much like Santa Claus"
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(24)
 
(Evansville Courier and Press)
 
 
 
Hoosiergazette.com creators befuddled by people not understanding satire. Fark mentioned along with the Fark Fallout of national comedians picking up the story
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(52)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods recalls patties after sharp metal fragments are found in school lunches
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(52)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Consignment of edible undies impounded because it failed to meet regulations governing good taste
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(36)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
70 year old gas station attendant refuses to give robber money: "If he wants money, he should go work for it."
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Earth has left its orbit and is hurling towards the sun. Photoshop something you wanna see before we blow up
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(131)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nell McAndrew's Christmas outfits (not safe for work)
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(78)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Moments after Kobe Bryant arrives late for Lakers game after attending court hearing for sex assault case, Nicole Richie says on game broadcast of Bryant "I want to have sex with him" (with pic)
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fabricate a phone call between Darwin and God. Voting enabled
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(31)
 
(Some Monkey)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Whatever unposted weirdness you have on your hard drive. Link goes to Nothing Important
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(309)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch now owns five continents in "Satellite Risk." Will turn in cards next year for 100 armies and take over Africa and Antarctica
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(95)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
John Ashcroft approves Texas congressional redistricting. Four, possibly five people shocked
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who else got a crappy almost insulting Holiday bonus (if any at all) from their employer and if so, what was it? Link goes to google search for "crappy gift"
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(590)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for yet another CGI web server for Fark. Send us your best price quote if you can build us one that meets specs (link goes to specs)
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(174)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Name these classic arcade game screenshots, win a big manly joystick
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calgary Farkers interested in a Fark party at the end of January? Any preferences for a date and location? (voting enabled)
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop other end zone celebrations that will likely lead to fine. Link goes to Joe Horn's cell phone call
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(114)
 
(Court TV)
 
 
 
Chandra Levy's killer, former congressman Gary Condit, sues tabloid for defamation
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(209)
 


Fri December 19, 2003
(10NBC)
 
 
 
Returning soldier tells reporter that since there was no alcohol in Iraq one of his first plans on returning home was to have a Genny Cream Ale. Brewery says "let's make that 367 bottles of Genny Cream Ale"
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(152)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bartman ball purchased for $106,600 by the guy who runs Harry Caray's restaurant. He plans to destroy the ball
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(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
No more downing pints of beer, telling blue jokes, or placing photos, womens underwear and football shirts on coffins at Irish funerals
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(57)
 
(CBS 5)
 
 
 
Site of the infamous "Gold Club" in Atlanta becomes a church. Large champagne glass tub, previously used for bubblebath acts, to serve as baptismal pool
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(54)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Penny Arcade's Child's Play raises $125,000 in toys, games, and cash for the Seattle Children's Hospital. In more shocking news, newspaper writes positive articles on gamers for once
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(104)
 
(WEYI.com)
 
 
 
Family Independence Agency argues with man about whether or not he's dead
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(40)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Photoshop Drew and his beer-guzzlin' posse
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(121)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Estimates pulled out of someone's butt suggest sick time related to drinking costs the American economy $147 billion a year
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(65)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Snow and ice fall in Georgia. Milk and bread suppliers give each other high fives, light cigars with $100 bills
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(64)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ho hum...another day, another purported al-Qaida tape warns of possible threat. Still no word on when they will upgrade to DVDs
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Libya gets a little nervous, agrees to dismantle WMD program
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(637)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Strip club bosses offering complimentary lap dances to weary Santas
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(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Detroit Lions have a chance to set a NFL record for consecutive road loses
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(61)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
RealNetworks seeks $1 billion from Microsoft in antitrust suit, claiming monopolistic practices caused loss of business. Has nothing to do with buffering... buffering...
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(150)
 
(Press Journal)
 
 
 
Pepsi tests show soda bottle didn't contain Pine Sol, also confirms Code Red tastes like ass
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(90)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians' 300-pound pitcher will dance tonight in a few scenes from the popular "Nutcracker" ballet
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(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. hospitals having to buy reinforced toilets and huge beds for their patients' amazingly gigantic asses
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(102)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Couple builds 175-foot luge course in backyard, invites neighbors to have fun. Neighbor slips and falls while climbing steps. Litigation ensues
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(82)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
How to make your own mini mutant killer snowman
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(29)
 
(TV.KSL.com)
 
 
 
Drunk robber passes out in living room after victim refuses to give money
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(12)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The name of the store was Electronics and More. "More" apparently stands for "pot"
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(58)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rampaging telephone pole kills two. Police on the lookout for 25-foot male, brown, with "large spike piercings"
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(30)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
FCC believes that drivers will respond better to transmitted warning signals better than just paying attention when driving, like they're supposed to do
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Singing cows beg you not to touch their asses
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sharon threatens to redraw borders, as if a recovering Ozzy isn't confused enough already
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(170)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Judge offers option to sing Christmas carols to traffic offenders. City noise ordinance violation ensues, w/pic of embarrassed girlfriend
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(61)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kentucky and West Virginia have highest percentage of adults missing all their natural teeth
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(63)
 
(RvB)
 
 
 
Red vs. Blue Season 2 to debut at Lincoln Center
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Luther Vandross on road to recovery from stroke, now recognizes people, lobbies nurses for cheesecake
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(33)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois considering banning junk food in vending machines at schools to fight obesity. Opponents say kids will just bring stuff from home. "They didn't become obese just by using vending machines at school"
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(223)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bartman's ball goes for $106K
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(77)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Can I at least touch your nips"?
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(139)
 
(Daily Press)
 
 
 
When Jane Susan Frank sent a letter to Smithfield Packing Co. about a severe shortage of meat for hungry local families, she didn't expect anything huge in return. Maybe a couple of hams, or a nice box of hot dogs. Certainly not 10,000 pounds of meat
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Life imitates Everquest: Court mandates compensation for theft of imaginary weapons
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(88)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Viewers upset over cake company's ad showing Virgin Mary giving birth
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(97)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
If a woman turns down your proposal, going after her with a sword probably won't change her mind
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(54)
 
(DMRegister)
 
 
 
When using your sisters name to save your butt with the police, make sure there is no warrant out for her arrest
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(50)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fark cited as one source of Purdue's basketball sports-information director's misery
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(48)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Governor of Connecticut rejects calls for his resignation over corruption allegations, saying he is in direct contact with God
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(260)
 
(AskMen)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for your favorite RateMyBody chick (SFW)
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(90)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
McDonald's drive-thru customer gets bank bag instead of breakfast
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark buddy-site Despair.com launches website for kickass stop-motion animator
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(38)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RIAA's methods for tracking down eighty year old grandmothers not authorized by law according to appeals court.
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(196)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Photoshop these shipments from the far north
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(115)
 
(The Mercury)
 
 
 
There once was a Limerick Fireman / (From Pennsylvania, not Ireland) / Money was needed / To the city he pleaded / "Our budget is down to the wire, man"
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(59)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Why do people who transport huge amounts of marijuana always get pulled over for the silliest traffic violations?
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(124)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Security camera captures "ghost" at palace of king Henry VIII (w/pic)
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(216)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Calgary lawyer's kid sucks at hockey, solves problem by suing local volunteer-staffed league for $50k
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(107)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Congress introduces bill to fight FCC ruling on the F-word. Article includes hilarious euphamisms
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(162)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Iranian man faces lengthy prison term or even death penalty for attaching sticker to rear window of his car proclaiming, "The era of arrogant rulers is over"
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(84)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Good idea: Throw a birthday party for your kid. Bad idea: Be the piñata
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brits can send letters to Australia with stamps that commemorate how England beat them in rugby
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(47)
 
(Moultrie Observer)
 
 
 
Grits argument turns violent
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(153)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
WTC replacement "Freedom Tower" unveiled today
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(919)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Silver cars least likely to have accidents. Brown cars have highest risk. Hippie-flower-patterned VW buses most likely to be hit intentionally
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(121)
 
(KCAL9)
 
 
 
"Help. I've fallen and I can't get up. And my cats are eating me"
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(126)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan formally adopts missile-defense shield. North Korea stamps its little feet
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(85)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Chevy readies new "American Revolution" ad campaign to taut their patriotic new offerings, which include the South Korean-built Aveo, Euro-designed Malibu and Canadian-built Silverado
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(165)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rapist allowed to go free after jury says "Guilty" but judge hears "Not Guilty"
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(83)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"Sotally Tober" voted best boat name of 2003
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(81)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit theme: What would you like to hear God say at the Pearly Gates? (Link goes to GIS for James Lipton)
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Memphis Fark party, Monday, Dec. 22 -- Blue Monkey, 7pm. Come get yer Fark on
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Fark topic tags running amok on an unsuspecting world. Link goes to some PS fodder
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(131)
 
(The San Diego Channel)
 
 
 
Lawn gnome missing in Austin. Has visited Dallas, Graceland and Grand Ole Opry
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(43)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Sony unveils new robot that can jog. Next step, Terminator model 1.0
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Keith Richards cheats death yet again -- turns 60 today
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(61)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Conservative thinks that Howard Dean wants a running mate who can't legally be vice president until May 2005
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(319)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Police impound man's trailer. Man's brother tries to steal it back. Article includes hilarious quotes
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(41)
 
(News Tribune)
 
 
 
National Guardsman in Iraq gives up his chance for Christmas leave so another soldier can go home to his wife and young kids
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(131)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Popular demand resurrects staged hockey fights. First bill: Tony Twist vs Kurt Walker
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(48)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Strange man bursts into school classroom, hits student in head with a stick, runs away
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(67)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's just a coincidence that Eagle County required Kobe to be in court the same day the Lakers play the Nuggets in L.A.
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(65)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New NASA space telescope sends back first dazzling images (with pics)
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(79)
 


Thu December 18, 2003
(BBC)
 
 
 
Japanese hip hop catching on, but has fewer break downs
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(126)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Will my kids be safe if I keep dating my sex-offender boyfriend?
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(139)
 
(NBC-2.com)
 
 
 
Burglars mistake unmarked patrol car for their getaway car. Deputy waiting inside tips them off
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(20)
 
(NHL.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sergei Fedorov. New hotness: Pavel Datsyuk
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(160)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Burger-eating contest breaks out on Wall Street
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(53)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
What do cats see when they do that whole freaky stare-at-nothing-in-abject-horror schtick? If you've ever had a cat, you've wondered about this
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(204)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Latvian man sets record alcohol level at twice the fatal dose: 0.722 percent -- 0.08 percent is legally drunk
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(110)
 
(Apple.com)
 
 
 
Garfield trailer has arrived. Not surprisingly, it sucks
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(207)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this still from "Star Trek: Nemesis." Difficulty = bad movie
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(200)
 
(BCS Eagle)
 
 
 
Man runs around naked, then steals milk truck. Jailarity ensues
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's TV show outdraws Bush interview, just like on Fark
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(229)
 
(Chunky Soup)
 
 
 
Campbell's Chunky will donate a can of soup to the hungry for each click vote for your favorite NFL team. Make someone's holiday chunky
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(139)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Croatian Christmas card arrives 10 years later. Card speaks of great new band, "Ace of Base"
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(57)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Hilarious compendium of offbeat news stories from around the world that didn't receive the coverage they deserved. Except on Fark
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(26)
 
(Accuweather)
 
 
 
Dreaming of a white Christmas? Here's the historical chances of that actually happening
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(62)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saddam's bodyguard betrayed him, drugged him and led the U.S. to his hole. Jacko can relate
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(114)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly lied about his book sales, Matt Drudge shows. O'Reilly responds by calling Drudge "threat to democracy"
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(464)
 
(Guinness)
 
 
 
Free Guinness bar towels
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(137)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Cancer survivor goes from death's door to the wilderness and bags a record elk
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(92)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Skinny man attacks huge prostitute. Huge prostitute strips skinny guy naked, parades him around, then drags him to police
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(74)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian geezer drives wheelchair on three-lane highway
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(28)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Car thief gets two cars stuck in snow on same night. Good samaritan stops to help two stuck cars on same night. Weirdness ensues
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(24)
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
"Suicidal" motorist fails to achieve goal despite driving into snowbank with slit wrists, boa constrictor wrapped around neck
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(51)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
Boobies
 
Hegre Archives -- probably the best erotic website in the world (article possible not safe for work)
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Lee Boyd Malvo found guilty of sniper shootings
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(110)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Bank robber tries to elude police by throwing wads of money at them
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(21)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Makers of Grand Theft Auto sued by man who claims they stole his idea. Possible settlement may include letting him fight the lawsuits that blame the game for random murders
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Michael Jackson officially charged with seven counts of child molestation, two counts of administering an intoxicating agent to a minor to commit a felony, and one count of being really creepy
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(219)
 
(Louisville)
 
 
 
Today's highway feast -- cookie dough
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(38)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
In over half the U.S., if you have a party and one of your guests drives drunk and hurts or kills somebody, you can be held legally responsible
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(96)
 
(WMC-TV)
 
 
 
FedEx MD-10 crashes, burns on landing in Memphis (w/video)
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(165)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Duct-taped robbery victim manages to dial 911 with foot
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Osaka residents ignore corpse at downtown intersection for two months
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Really, Your Honor, I saw little green men on my mommy's boyfriend's chest so I stabbed them all. LSD? Yes, Your Honor, a little"
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. government finds $190 million, pays off former mayor's crack bill
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(27)
 
(National Review Online)
 
 
 
Get ready for Jayson Blair the Sequel, starring NYT reporter Charlie LeDuff
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(101)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Latest retiree sport: Build your own coffin
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(50)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Almost 3,000 of Japan's liquor store owners have died or gone missing since September
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(90)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Germans (and German TV) about to get harder due to a loophole that will allow them to show hardcore porn on TV
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(106)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Two Yankees charged with assault for Boston bullpen fight in October. Yankees, Duke suck
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(62)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
When leaving the train, please remember to take any newspapers, umbrellas or babies you may have brought along with you
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(46)
 
(Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Athletic Club bans nude swimming, upsetting some members. Which begs the question: Who wants to swim naked in Milwaukee?
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(102)
 
(Teleport City)
 
 
 
The wild holiday exploits of Chewbacca, Luke, Han Solo, and that foxy Princess Leia with special appearances by Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Interview with Drew on the Dan Tencer show (RealAudio)
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Earliest example of human artwork discovered. Earliest critics review: "It sucks"
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(61)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Hollywood continues to plunder your childhood. Jim Carrey to be the Six Million Dollar Man
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NORAD will use radar, satellites, SantaCams and jet fighters to track Santa's progress, assisted by Santa's special buddy Ringo Starr
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(120)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson to be charged with child molestation. Apparently not enough zeros on his out-of-court settlement
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(79)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
We already linked the pics, now see the video: Carmen Electra photographs Jennifer Walcott nude (not safe for work)
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(96)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
63-year-old hammer thrower found guilty of using steroids. First clue was that he was a 63-year-old hammer thrower
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(32)
 
(1010wins.com)
 
 
 
Joey Buttafuoco explains to undercover cops how to file phony insurance claims. Jailarity ensues
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(53)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Survey by Gillette finds women prefer clean-shaven men. In other news, study by Taco Bell determines that Mexican food is sexy
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush overruled by three-judge panel on designating man detained on U.S. soil as enemy combatant
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(591)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski praying to the gods of suckiness
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(110)
 
(San Diego UT)
 
 
 
San Diego Union-Tribune prints the Purdue fake scholarship story as fact. Word for word. Plagiarism?
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(159)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Faced with chronic shortage of space, Amsterdam will use 1,100 shipping containers as student housing. Luckily, no shortage of chronic
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(47)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man charges himself with incest to dispel rumors
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jacko joins Nation of Islam
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(275)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
P. Diddy to star in "Raisin in the Sun" as Raisin #2
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(47)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Talk about the Return of the King here
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(435)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The American Film Institute names its Top 10 films and television programs of the year, which inexplicably includes "Everybody Loves Raymond"
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(261)
 
(Zagats)
 
 
 
"At least the cockroach enjoyed my salad" and other outtakes that Zagat didn't put into their 2004 restaurant reviews
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(53)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Malaysian python slithering from car to car
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(24)
 
(Town Online)
 
 
 
Being arrested for DUI twice within two hours was just the beginning of this guy's problems
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(49)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Freak lightning strike starts chain-reaction cow barbecue
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(49)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Opal beetle doesn't just look like an opal, it really is an opal
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(34)
 
(News14)
 
 
 
John McCain, who was himself tortured in Vietnam, says torturing Saddam would be beneath America
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(461)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Platypuses target prey with electro-sensors. It just puts charge on its bill
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Post overheard cubical conversations you never wanted to overhear. Link goes to everything you ever wanted to know about cat diarrhea, a topic this Farker was forced to listen to
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(236)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunken partygoer discovers car key unlocks nearby police car. Hilarity ensues
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: What you hope you don't see when you wake up after New Year's Eve partying. Link goes nowhere. Difficulty = hungover
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(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tourist stranded in desert dies of dehydration. Maybe he should have drank some of the 80 LITERS OF WATER he had with him
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(112)
 
(Variety.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood so bankrupt for ideas that it regularly copies itself
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(91)
 


Wed December 17, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: What is the sound of Christmas? (Link goes nowhere special)
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(29)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Business can't be sued by man wrestled to the ground and spanked by co-workers on his birthday. He is, however, entitled to Worker's Compensation.
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(55)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Giant half-ton snowball pins, injures boy
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(70)
 
(HindustanTimes)
 
 
 
Teacher pokes student in eye with stick for not completing homework. Bad pupil
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(95)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
German film fanatics shoot for world record in marathon movie watching. After coin flip, LOTR wins out over scheiße films
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(57)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Cleveland shoppers to carry guns while shopping
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
In honor of last year's best thread: Photoshop the worst holiday gift ever. Difficulty = no repeats
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(138)
 
(Gordie.ca)
 
 
 
Canadian mayor blames neighbour kids for her 48-year-old naked butt ending up online
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(77)
 
(enl-models.com)
 
Weeners
 
Nothing but hot guys (Safe for work)
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(77)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Home owners set off 19 bug bombs in 470 square foot house without turning off lit pilot light. Hilarity ensues
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(69)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rally car driver has secret weapon for race across the Sahara: Ice cream
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mario 3 record admittedly false
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(164)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Prison inmates bank $8,000 by demanding refunds for newspaper subscriptions they never had
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(17)
 
(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Cop makes bust after hearing exchange in McDonald's drive-thru line
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(39)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Holiday lights, aluminum ladder, high-voltage cable. You can see this one coming
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(31)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Steer that escaped slaughterhouse given stay of execution. Locals udderly thrilled with decision
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(30)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Signal jammers prevented assassination of Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf
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(55)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain introduces bendy lampposts to lessen impact of drivers on their way to Farmers Market
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(29)
 
(VVDailyPress)
 
 
 
Large reward offered for arrest of boys who set Smokey the Malamute on fire
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(78)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, gets naked, crawls into bed with soon-to-freakout couple
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Half of all street crime is now mobile-phone theft. Other half is beat downs of people on mobile phones, or at least should be
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College football player who had leg amputated and twenty-five surgeries is playing again
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(49)
 
(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Woman burns her apartment to get rid of ghost in bathtub
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain's fourth largest union starts campaign to recruit lap dancers, porn stars and hookers. The three larger unions vow a sympathy strike if it will get them pity sex
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man enjoys being masked, handcuffed to bed and ravished by wife. Doesn't like the stabbing part as much
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(68)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Payment offered for airplanes in cold, hard shrimp
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for selling sex toys. Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a bank robber gets away with $20,000
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(221)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Wind chills in South Florida may reach low 40s tonight. Residents terrified of seeing own breath
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(135)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
If you're going to put cash in someone's Christmas card, make sure you post it through the right door
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(12)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Hoosier wins largest prize on Price is Right ever, four cars and a boat. Complains because he doesn't need them
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(180)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Columbia, the state capital of South Carolina, is looking for new slogan. What should it be?
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(305)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Court drops prison sentence out of fear that serial fork-swallower would eat one fork too many
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(29)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Computer programmer makes "WMD" treasure hunt game by using actual public documents related to American invasion as clues
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(51)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Colorado basketball player realizes he was shot 24 hours later
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(56)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Because of safety concerns, Philly to halt use of ground glass as an anti-road ice measure. Will continue to use rusty razor blades and old needles
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(68)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan may have lost Ark of the Covenant
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(134)
 
(cbsnewyork.com)
 
 
 
Camera thief takes and leaves his picture in the store
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(28)
 
(WPVI.com)
 
 
 
Politician finds new way to cultivate votes by selling crack to street gangs
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bath salts sold at craft fair causing concern due to pesky defect of exploding violently
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If your name is LeBreton and you're hiding from the police, don't drive around in a truck with "LeBreton & Sons" written on it
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ex-Illinois Governor Ryan indicted on corruption
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(114)
 
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Chevy preparing $100,000 "Blue Devil" Corvette Mid-Life Crisismobile to fight Ford's GT
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Tolkien officially said about elf sex
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(171)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with that fruitcake? Donate it to the National Fruitcake Round-Up and prepare to be deliciously horrified at the outcome
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(25)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman opens can of Maxwell House and finds it full of Jif peanut butter (with photo)
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(152)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Here we go with this season's first snowball fight gone horribly awry
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(64)
 
(click 10)
 
 
 
Subway passengers shocked, SHOCKED, as deer runs through station (w/video)
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(53)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Anti-bullet charm no match for real thing
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(32)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
PETA targets small children at "Nutcracker" performances by handing out ``Your Mommy Kills Animals'' fliers to youngsters whose mothers are wearing fur. Expect to see extra nuts cracked
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(398)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus stolen from church that is ironically performing church play "Stolen Jesus." Police suspicion is raised when they see Wynona Ryder on the cast billing
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(33)
 
(New Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
He pounded on the apartment door while she screamed, but it wasn't the standard courtship ritual it seemed
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(24)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Guard claims ancient Egyptian funerary figures move at night
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Massive search to find out whose foot washed ashore is called off after taxidermist provides explanation
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(19)
 
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Guy duct tapes girlfriend from shoulders to ankles; neighbors call cops after seeing her hopping down the road. Some charges dropped after girlfriend says it was all her fault
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(55)
 
(STLtoday)
 
 
 
Step 1: Create media hysteria over flu. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit. ???? = make limited amount of flu vaccine, gouge consumers
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Replica of Wright Brother plane fails to take off during ceremony, proving that if man was meant to fly he would have been born with wings
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(55)
 
(HamptonRoads)
 
 
 
Bank teller wads up robbery note, throws it back at suspect. Suspect picks up note and leaves. Police suspect a dumbass
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(26)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Shooting cute albino bear cubs "standard procedure" at Norwegian animal park
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(50)
 
(NOAA.gov)
 
NewsFlash
 
Earth has left its orbit and is hurling towards the sun
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(359)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
New weapon against sex predators: The credit-card-sized Drink Spike Detector, which can detect ketamine and GHB in your beverage
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(112)
 
(Sify)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin writes letter to Pope John Paul II asking him to condemn "shocking cruelty" to animals on factory farms. Also asks for condemnation of Kim Basinger's Oscar
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(67)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Missouri River hits record low stage, exposing all sorts of crap
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(48)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cadet won't be expelled for whiskey after all
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(41)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's NFL coach to get canned at end of season is Giant's Jim Fassel
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(78)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Plane on way to Centennial of Flight celebration crashes
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
French president to ban Islamic headscarves in public schools. In other news, it's a slow news day because this was "breaking news" on CNN for about 10 minutes
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(181)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the world's first photograph
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(150)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Authorities become fed up with woman calling 911 out of boredom, asking for rides
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(58)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian tries driving drunk to a driving test
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(32)
 
(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
"Ho, ho, ho!" shouted Santa, dressed in fishnet stockings and puffing on a cigar as she drew out her flask of whiskey
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(92)
 
(TTR2)
 
Boobies
 
The very sexy and cheeky Tiffany Agosto
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(77)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Changes made in "Return of the King" in the translation from book to movie
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(254)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson falls and breaks leg while covering a marathon. Doctors ask his advice on what to prescribe for the pain
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chelsea prepare to offer $105,000,000 for Manchester United's soccer star Ruud van Nistelrooy
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(119)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Nineteen-year-old is unhappy with getting The Matrix Reloaded in a non-widescreen version as Hanukkah gift. In other news, Jim Rome to carry this story on his radio show Wednesday
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(151)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkette is getting her wisdom teeth extracted. Regale her with your dentist horror stories (and assure her it won't happen to her)
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(419)
 
(Desert Dispatch)
 
 
 
Hooters Girls bring Xmas early to vets in hospital -- 89-year-old thinks they're extremely charming and also very talented
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(35)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Soon marketing will be more annoying
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(81)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop an oxymoron
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(109)
 
(A-U-L-N)
 
 
 
From the WTF files, here is a food review that Emeril couldn't produce
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Attorney General John Ashcroft fined $37,000 for violations in 2000 Senate campaign that he lost to a dead guy
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(161)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guidepost's 100 things to do with your boyfriend/girlfriend instead of "it." No. 91: Play baseball without a bat or ball
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(234)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
NFL fines Horn $30k for post-TD cell phone call. NFL commissioner asks, "Can you hear me now?"
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Just the most beautiful female faces on the planet. Safe for work
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(164)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Penn and Teller: BS renewed
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(129)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Santeria voodoo powder disrupts federal money-laundering trial
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(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
High school seniors think they are getting good education. Hahahahahahahaaa
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(97)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man gets behind on mobile-phone payment, receives following heartfelt message: "An absolute w****r. Can't be a**ed to speak to you about all your cr*p, just wanted to leave a number. Try and call later on you b*****d. F*** off"
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Silicone free, the way it was meant to be. Nott safe for work
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(104)
 
(Gold & Black Illustrated)
 
 
 
Purdue-related hoax goes national with help from Farkers
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
List of the worst jobs in sports. Duke sucks
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(46)
 


Tue December 16, 2003
(Channel3000/WISC-TV)
 
 
 
Report: "Envelope stuffing" still not realistic way to earn extra money
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit theme: A smash, a crash and a splash (link goes to SFX)
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brimstone from New Mexico rains in Wisconsin
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(47)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey college offers course in Simpsons Studies. Run over the crusty old dean for extra credit
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
THE perfect brunette Angela Taylor (not safe for work)
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(135)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Seventeen injured when bus crashes into adult video superstore (with pic)
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(85)
 
(Some Kris Kringle Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Thank the Fark mods and admins for all their hard work this year (Link goes to example)
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(98)
 
(Daily Hampshire Gazette)
 
 
 
Executive Director of Boys and Girls Club tells the club's board members that he has plenty of kiddie porn. Hilarity ensues
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(149)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Win a deck of The Smoking Gun's mugshot playing cards. No need to watch their television special tomorrow night to enter -- 25 available to fellow Farkers
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(140)
 
(WGAL)
 
 
 
Paying the babysitter in marijuana is pretty certain to land you in trouble
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Add curry to the many ways to kill your spouse
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No sign of El Niño for 2004. No word yet on what meteorologists will use as an excuse for incorrect forecasts
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(46)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
In an attempt to get a faster psychiatric evaluation, defendant punches his own lawyer
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(30)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Cat-poop bill defeated in wave of opposition
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Ewan McGregor's schlonger may be banned from his new U.S. film release, but it ain't banned from the Internet. Not safe for work
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(238)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
FTC to battle spam with bounty hunters. Boba Fett vs. Hot Teen Lolitas and Penis Enlargement. Film at 11
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(69)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The universe may be littered with "Water Worlds." Kevin Costner unavailable for comment
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(80)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Spilled beer leads to party-goers passing around gun and taking turns shooting guy
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(123)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hello, police? Someone is breaking into my marijuana growhouse, what should I do?
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(136)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man breaks record for most piercings by piercing himself 900 times in the leg (w/ pic). Not safe for weak stomachs
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(143)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Protestor dents Enola Gay with container of fake blood. Jailarity ensues
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(849)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spend-and-borrow Republicans: Beating the Democrats at their own game
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(339)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man robs cabbie at gunpoint, instant karma comes to the rescue
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(79)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
City tax inspector fired for inspecting liquor stores and Home Depot while on the job
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(37)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man released from jail immediately steals car, drives it back to jail to reclaim his personal property
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(46)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The two greatest accomplishments of mankind: Knitting and beer
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dwarf sues supermarket after being forced to stock top shelves. Says customers joked, "Don't jump"
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(119)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two burger chains to offer "low-carb burgers" wrapped in lettuce
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(231)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Professional video gamers can earn more than $100,000 per year
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(101)
 
(Turnto10)
 
 
 
Police doubt truck driver's story that sneezing caused him to level a gas station
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(26)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Teen blows off his studies to build new type of submarine in his garage
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(77)
 
(Link goes nowhere)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Homestar Runner gang as starving street performers
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(81)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
EA releases Need for Speed: Backseat Driver edition with voice control
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(29)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Old store manager overpowers robber: "I used to do kung fu in the early 1970s so I know how to handle myself"
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(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Elephants to be inseminated in Thailand. "You gotta see the size of the sperm samples," says lucky intern
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate the holidays than by picking up 2,666 bottles of urine from the side of the road?
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(40)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Outsourcing may rescue U.S. software industry
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(135)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Ozzy's recovery may take six months. Already asking nurses to marry him, looking for directions to Alamo
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(35)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Firefighters try to rescue hunter who is stuck in muck. They get stuck too. Police offer tries to rescue them all. He gets stuck. Coast Guard helicopter finally rescues the lot of them
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pics from a Halloween party of a guy dressed as Alien grabbing girls' boobs
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(189)
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Residents unhappy with lawmakers blowing taxpayer money on karaoke and hookers
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(20)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Engineers work on "smart" bridges and roads. Still no word on "smart" drivers
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(12)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control declares Indiana the nation's fattest state. Mississippi demands recount
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(65)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush signs anti-spam bill, confused when told it will not outlaw canned meats
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(148)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India clinch historic cricket win. Duke sucks
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(67)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell your work Christmas party horror stories -- link goes to some examples from last year
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(263)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Assault with a block of cheese is only a misdemeanor
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(81)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Pope to canonize three of nun's 10 personalities
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police in Pennsylvania probe latest societal freakout fad: Checkout rage
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(336)
 
(Boston Dirt Dogs)
 
 
 
Insider website reports Ramirez for A-Rod trade is a done deal
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(134)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's penis amputation, with a twist, courtesy of good ol' New York City
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Chrisite Shake (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asshat cardinal likens Saddam to cow despite nonfunctional teats
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(141)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
CNN techs monkey around with captions during Sunday's Bush address. With screenshot
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(103)
 
(News Virginian)
 
 
 
Hotel guests take towels, leave behind dentures, family pets, oxygen ventilators
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(24)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Man tells airport security that he packed the gunpowder in his bags because of his hobby of shooting golf balls
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(32)
 
(NBC5.com)
 
 
 
Billy Goat Tavern settles "Cheezborger Cheezborger" lawsuit
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(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian rugby hero David Campese eats crow with side of humble pie while taking a World Cup "loser's walk" down London's Oxford Street carrying a sign which reads: "I admit the best team won"
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(41)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
The Venezuelan heart attack: Aida Yespica (not safe for work)
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(78)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man turns in ex-girlfriend's prostitution ring after she steals his dog
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(63)
 
(Washinton Times)
 
 
 
The capture of Saddam Hussein promises to restore Mr. Rumsfeld's status as the ultimate wartime leader
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(415)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Two out of every three Scottish turkeys imported this Christmas contain a poisonous bacteria. Gobble gobble
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(41)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Doors set to open at Edinburgh's first cannabis cafe. Magic haggis to be the house specialty
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(48)
 
(Ocala Star Banner)
 
 
 
Ceramic body-armor maker's stock falls $7.81 on capture of Saddam Hussein. In other news, manufacturer of cardboard bazooka cancels IPO
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(43)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop these kids walking their dog through the snow
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(129)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Hockey-nut Denis Leary offered pro contract
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(64)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: Make a trailer... Lord of the Rings, the Book
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(36)
 
(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Purdue signs wrong Jason Smith to basketball letter of intent
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Time magazine replaces Jesus with Saddam. So many jokes, so little space
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(97)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Special Forces soldiers almost dropped a grenade in Saddam's spider hole. Too bad he surrendered
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(173)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
The Money Shot: Episode 4. Annual sex toy reviews. Not safe for work
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(50)
 
(Red Deer Advocate)
 
 
 
Challenge: Use the words "erect," "giant" and "beaver" in a newspaper headline. Red Deer Advocate: OK
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(96)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge praises Winona Ryder for resisting the urge to shoplift for the duration of her probation
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(65)
 


Mon December 15, 2003
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Santa robs bank. The getaway vehicle was a tan car, not sleigh. Police suspect an imposter
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(26)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
char msg[] = {78,111,119,32,72,105,114,105,110,103,0}; - EA Canada
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(320)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Total Wanger's coworkers licking blue balls
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(85)
 
(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Why do them Iowans always get to vote first?
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(114)
 
(BadMouth.net)
 
 
 
Interview with Drew reveals how to get links accepted on Fark
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(192)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ten most popular National Geographic stories in 2003. Apparently, the ultimate National Geographic story would involve Bigfoot chasing a shark on Mars during a full moon
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(26)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Howard Stern offers cash reward for an interview with Ben Affleck. Reward claimed by Ben Affleck
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(114)
 
(Expatica)
 
 
 
When making your getaway from a purse-snatching, avoid driving through the barricades of the European Constitutional summit in Brussels. There may be a few police officers there
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(20)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Nearly 900 doctors practicing in the U.S. got their degrees from banned schools. Patients advised to insist on a 902nd opinion
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(32)
 
(9NEWS.com)
 
 
 
Colorado Springs offering urine-scented Christmas trees to thieves
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the funniest/weirdest/most creative/most annoying/etcetera spam subject line you've seen? (Link goes nowhere, voting enabled)
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(285)
 
(Metro West Daily)
 
 
 
Jailed man sends Xmas card to dog he beat with hammer. Your dog wants grilled human
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(26)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Looks like Jack White's tour-ending hand injury has healed nicely
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(145)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Today's truckload of food spill brought to you by Bloomsburg, PA. Special of the day: Liver
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(32)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners acquire outfielder Quinton McCracken. Brother Phil said to be very excited by trade
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(49)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Owners of PA horse farm lose eminent-domain case. City permitted to seize land outside its borders for rec center
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(148)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists find brain receptor that controls alcoholism. Annoying white-trash receptor still elusive
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(56)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. soccer team ranked higher than Germany. Duke sucks
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(133)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Christmas card for inmate is a real pick-me-up from having been soaked in methamphetamine
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(37)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
City forgets to send out tax bills, but makes sure to mail the late notices. Hilarity ensues
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(32)
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
How much do you expect to get robbing a Waffle House?
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(74)
 
(The Hometown Channel.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant manager tied up by crooks, uses tongue to dial phone. Girlfriend verrry happy he's okay
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(49)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Cleese stepping up from Minister of Silly Walks; considering run for Mayor of Santa Barbara
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(97)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
As sure as the streams find the ocean, such is there a new Strongbad Email
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