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Sun December 14, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Slimming club serves doughnuts and crisps
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Game industry leads race for digital "uberdevice"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Football celebrations reach new low after Saints player makes cell phone call from the end zone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Berliners treated to Christmas underwear models. "Ja, das ist sehr gut," says local lederhosen retailer
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(Northern Times)
 
 
 
A shepherd named Shepherd is banned from shepherding due to being a baa-aa-aa-aa-ad shepherd
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Weather futures popular with investors. Super villains, start your weather controlling devices
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Watching poker tournaments on ESPN2 will not make you a better gambler
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What does DPS stand for? (Link goes to GIS)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Guy influenced by Evangelion kills mother
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(Some Riesbeck)
 
 
 
Ohio grocer inducted into the Grocers Hall of Fame. Grocers Hall of Fame?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man bitches that newspaper didn't run non-shovelling granny story. Exclaims "C'mon. Even Fark.com had it. It does not get any bigger than that"
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
"She told me the chapter on the penis was too long and too hard"
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(Ragazze)
 
Boobies
 
Sabrina Ferilli (not safe for work)
source: ragazzesexy.tv
 
(Inquirer)
 
 
 
ID badges for Internet-and-technology world summit were bugged
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Hegre twins with spider web hose on. Still spider free, still not safe for work
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In Haiti, where pleasures are scarce, U.S.-funded abstinence campaign not very popular
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Couple returns from meal celebrating their 32nd wedding anniversary to find they won £2.3 million Lotto jackpot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank robber appeals conviction by arguing that the stupidity of his crime proved he was too drunk to be responsible. Court points out that millions of people get drunk every day without robbing banks
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brigitta Callens. Safe for spiders. Not safe for work
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Saddam captured while playing Santa in Montana mall
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(AP)
 
 
 
Former Sen. Roth died today, will be remembered by investors forever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man repeatedly dials 911 and demands that police arrest his house cat. Police arrive, but it wasn't the cat that got arrested
source: kxxv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Did a mosquito bite defeat Alexander? Is he the most famous victim of West Nile Virus? Here comes the science and speculative history
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(This is not true.)
 
 
 
Caption the Iraqi Information Minister commenting on today's news
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When trains run themselves
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man making moonshine for Christmas arrested after burning entire garage to the ground
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Modern drunkard stands up for right to be falling-down drunk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hospital superbug now carried by pets. Your dog wants to give you leprosy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Canada to charge music royalties on MP3 players
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Garbage disposal starts spewing money: All your yen are belong to us
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man on fishcycle attacked by giant spider
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(TTR2)
 
Boobies
 
Danish blonde delight -- Tanja Dexters (not safe for work). This link has been certified spider-hole free
source: ttr2.co.uk
 
(Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Fund seeks to help town with beaver problem
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Saddam Hussein captured by U.S. forces in Tikrit. DNA testing confirms identity. You submitted this with a funnier headline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (link goes to everything you need)
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(The News Herald)
 
 
 
Blind hunter shoots second deer. Also, this is the thread that farkers chose to begin commenting on Saddam's capture (while the admins were sleeping). The thread is closed, but you can still see what farkers had to say
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(Mel Sharples)
 
 
 
Scavenger hunt. Create a photoshop utilizing images of Norman Fell, a snow monkey, a unicycle, a compound fracture and the interior of Disneyland's Club 33. Link goes to Vic Tayback
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(24mainstreet.com)
 
Boobies
 
These sexy ladies are NOT SAFE FOR WORK
 
(Knoxville News Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman eats junk food in her sleep. Obesity ensues
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Sat December 13, 2003
(The Clarion Ledger)
 
 
 
Couple pulls off elaborate prison escape, driving cross country with dyed hair, stolen license plates and make it to California. Check into motel using real name
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms legally on sale in Scotland. Damned hippies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old girl lands top soccer job
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(Arizona Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Stoned slugger sans sense summons security, soon sent stirward
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(Car Domain)
 
 
 
Man solves problem of how to put 14-inch rims on a lawnmower
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(The Post)
 
 
 
Dad who smoked pot with his four- and six-year-old kids might not get Father of the Year award after all
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Outfitting your kitchen for about $30k or so
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(Daily Interlake)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wasp on a rose (thanks to TotalFarker Halah for re-hosting the original)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tibetan chant CD's Grammy hope
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
A Kodak Moment of the worst sort
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Police apprehend dumbest criminal ever. Left his cell phone at one robbery, driver's license at another. No, it's not the first time he's left personal information at the scene
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Government credit cards used for lingerie and cremation, hopefully not at same time. Burn, baby, burn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush declares smackdown on Syria
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(Daytona Beach News)
 
 
 
Teen tries to stop repossession by stealing car back. Hey, she's just a teen, give her an A for effort
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Poor, sad, crippled frogs
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Pack of seven pit bulls maul elderly woman to death
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(redding.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State and Kentucky go for basketball attendance record inside Ford Field
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
These dolls can smoke, juggle, play the mandolin and perform magic tricks. And, being of 19th-century French vintage, they often do it all with a well-groomed dog in tow, along with a cigarette and a stuck-up attitude
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Who actually invented the EZE Bloodless Castrator? A jury had to decide
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(Roanoke.com)
 
 
 
Man swears he didn't know that giving Valium with wine chaser to woman would kill her
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(StamfordAdvocate.com)
 
 
 
Police finally catch the Band-Aid Bandit. Nelly clear from all suspicion
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
One fourth of all Roman Catholic priests want celibacy to be optional
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(Bristol Herald-Courier)
 
 
 
Feds raid Business of the Year for illegal guns -- LOTS of illegal guns
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember Dark Tower, the 1980s board game? Here it is in Flash
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(MySA)
 
 
 
The star of Bethlehem: Here comes the science
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(ThisIsLancashire)
 
 
 
Clergy angry at "fancy dress" baby Jesus, must never have seen Buddy Christ
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"My grandmother," Grazer says, delighted both by the absurdity and the point it helps him make, "turned me on to Deep Throat"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher breaks state law by building gingerbread house
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Scientists track changes in rainfall patterns caused by urban sprawl
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(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Streetsweeper finds a Detroit Lions players paycheck in parking lot
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(International Education)
 
 
 
Shoe manufacturer gives $1,000 for each year the employee has worked there as Christmas bonus
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop Taiwan President Chen Shui-bian tasting a grapefruit
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Abusive ghost haunts and taunts elderly woman
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
The life of a sugar-beet truck driver
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(post-gazette.com)
 
 
 
Lucid dreamers claim to learn skills while asleep; proclaimed experts at Britney-sex in the rise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old woman claims she is Strom Thurmond's illegitimate, mixed-race child. Press conference-ilarity to ensue Wednesday
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
Limerick woman becomes second bangharda in town's history. Not clear on what that means, but it apparently has Limerick townspeople excited
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(KTUL)
 
 
 
Police recover stolen meat during a traffic stop
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Judge bars anyone with a cold, cough or flu-like symptoms (as well as children) from her courtroom. Cold and flu medicines surrender
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(chichestertoday.co.uk)
 
 
 
Was it a ghost... or just something in the beer? With convincing photo
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
After you've searched for vampire bats and fought komodo dragons, finding a cure for Ebola is a snap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The dog wash. Talkin 'bout the dog wash, yeah"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New low-cost airline will offer in-flight karaoke, dance competitions, a library of 300 DVDs and a pub. That is one pub you do not want to get bounced out of
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Huddersfield Farkers -- purchase and start the first Fark pub for only £1
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(www.boston.com)
 
 
 
"Pssst, hey buddy... wanna buy a cow?"
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(madison.com)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby tapir born (pic)
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Former F1 racer caught speeding on scooter. Loses case, respect
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Keiko the Whale dies. Freedom is served
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a Fark.com theme song (link goes directly to example)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"You come on my show!" "No you come on mine!" "No my show is better!" "No, you're a fat cow!"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man saved from drowning by his false leg
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ADHD is a myth. Parents lose best reason to not deal with their kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the best way to display Christmas lights. Link goes to GIS
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
New cell-phone chip to run 10 percent faster and consume 50 percent less power. Expect an unlimited monthly fee
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(KITV)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart recalls candle-gift collection covered with flammable paint
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Fri December 12, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
1. Send Antoine Walker to a much better team. 2. ??? 3. Ruin his career
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Police officer fired for taking $111 from man he arrested for shoplifting
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Is Mars mission healthy?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
How has money (or the lack of money) ruined your relationship? Share your most wallet-and-heart-wrenching story. Voting enabled
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jobless artist sells snowballs for $1 during blizzard. And succeeds
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Chilean alien twin
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(Dr Menlo)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies to brighten up your day (not safe for work)
source: drmenlo.com
 
(itv.com)
 
 
 
Not content with his pilot license, Travolta ponders offer to get his shuttle license
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker shanrick is fed up with religious solicitors knocking on his door. Create a sign for the front door. Link goes to nutbar
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(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Interview with a topless barmaid
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(sharky)
 
 
 
Shark bite bids begin at $350
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(FOX23news)
 
 
 
Police say man who grabbed bottle of rum and ran from liquor store apparently never saw the pole
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. officer fined for harsh interrogation tactics
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Master and Commander," featuring Russel Crowe, is knocking out audiences, literally
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Half of Americans may have a brain infection that slows their responses and makes them take risks
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Paul Martin sworn in as Canada's first English-speaking PM in 10 years
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Homestar Runner main page
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft products now swastika free
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Hitachi will offer methanol fuel cells for their PDAs in 2005
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Home-built, single-engine airplane pilot stranded in Antarctica being refused help by U.S., N.Z. bases there, because they don't want to encourage other dumbasses
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Government cracking down on rogue monks who build Buddha statues without permission
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
P2P declared legal in Canada
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sacramento Fark / SportsByBrooks / RetroCrush party tonight, 7pm - 11pm PST
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KSL TV)
 
 
 
Is there anything that cheese can't do?
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(News Hax)
 
 
 
Las Vegas releases odds for Mars probe trifecta-of-failure
source: newshax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make an elephant out of meat. Cocktail weenies everywhere surrender
source: sub.nipponham.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Sand dunes can pass right through each other while maintaining their size and shape
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have decoded genome of bacterium which could clear up radioactive waste and possibly even generate electricity
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Grocery store owner evicts youth counseling/rec center. Should also buy stock in glass-replacement company
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
If you shoot your TV remote, is it destroyed before it transmits
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
OPEC wants us to keep paying them if Kyoto causes us to shift to less-terrorism-supporting energy means
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man found shot to death on 'X' marking JFK assassination site
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush expects Halliburton to pay back money it overcharged the government. Cheney adds: nudge nudge, wink wink
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Italians to turn off their TVs en masse this weekend to protest crappy programming. Establishments offering discounts to those bringing in their TV remotes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Award-winning British film producer fined for trying to smuggle 217 frogs, lizards and snakes out of Australia
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(des moines register)
 
 
 
Judge grants divorce to lesbian couple; forgets that they weren't technically allowed to get married on the first place
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(Hoosier Gazette)
 
 
 
Convicted BBQ strip club owner breaking charitable fund raising records
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Taxi driver unzips his pants and finds a mummified homeless man
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
High school students caught trying to buy cafeteria food with fake $20s printed on construction paper
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whale nursery discovered in Chile. Texans challenge them to cook-off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michigan Automotive plant hands out $15 Christmas bonus to hourly employees, then declares it taxable gift
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Judge orders man blinded for acid attack. Punishment to take place at public sports stadium
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Yu-Gi-Oh cards that should never exist
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Today is the 471st anniversary of "Our Lady of Guadalupe" Christian miracle. Rut-ro, here comes the science
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(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Working replica of 1903 Wright brothers' Flyer nearly impossible
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Over-achieving whale beaches itself over 1000 miles inland
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spam company argues that their Windows Messenger pop-up ads "in the long run [it] will do you good."
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Even Jesus wants to look like David Beckham
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Celebrate her 33rd birthday with this hot Jennifer Connelly gallery (safe for work)
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(The Post)
 
 
 
Dear drunk drivers: The police will not be looking for you until December 19. Swerve accordingly. Sincerely, the Governor
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How did Tolkien come up with the languages for Middle Earth?
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Magnetorheological fluid armor will turn our soldiers into invulnerable merchants of death
source: sciencentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch.)
 
 
 
County tries to bar witch from leading prayer. Your officials want stake
source: timesdispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English university commissions its own brands of speciality beers. American universities are punked
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: The nicest sound you ever heard
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wild boar decides life as a fish isn't fun after all
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Flu kills Colorado woman... never mind that she was already 82 years old. Crank up the paranoia propaganda bandwagon.
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(Victoria Advocate)
 
 
 
District Attorney: "Putting a gun up to his friend's head and pulling the trigger was reckless."
source: thevictoriaadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Earth's magnetic force dropping
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Interior decorator plummets four stories to his death in Hong Kong. Martha Stewart slams pattern of splat, says floral petal pattern would be more eye-appealing
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Ag officials recall potpourri with pine cones infested with damn, hippy beetles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your opportunity to thank the fark staff for a job well done this year. Also fun to see how odd some of us seem to be
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Catfight over $87,000 doghouse
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(Dognews)
 
 
 
Pug number one dog in country. Will Smith has no comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas pulls death row last meal info from website after objections it was in bad taste
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Sixty-two percent of drivers flirt while driving. Sixty-one percent can drive with their wang while hollering "HEY, BABY"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
New EU rules would require wild game to have a health certificate before it can be hunted. Hello McFly, animals don't have pockets, where will they carry the paperwork?
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bob Barker turns 80 today. Boobies, secrets of Price is Right, and kicking Adam Sandler's ass in "Happy Gilmore" revealed
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Science has cured the stink produced by cooking Brussels sprouts. There's still no cure for cancer, incidentally
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise fined $25,000 for allowing worker to fall into a bucket of hot fat
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man fighting legal battle to make stalking a constitutionally protected right comes to a screeching halt when Supreme Court rules he's a sick bastard after all
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken salad with cranberries and almonds sounds bad enough, but now it has Listeria monocytogenes goodness
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Passenger in trouble for getting hand caught in seat while groping stripper boobies on the cross-town bus
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists put cancer on the back burner, concentrate on getting worms drunk instead
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop popular-culture icons betraying their ethics
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Man grabs kitchen knife during argument, cuts his own face, calls 911, blames it on man he was arguing with. Jailarity ensues
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
First steel beam goes up at WTC
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
St. Pauli Girl Neriah Davis (Not safe for work)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thumbs up to male masturbation and jaw transplants, thumbs down to ice-cube enemas and eating slugs -- a year of weird medicine
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Debt collector shut down for harassing and abusing people by making false reports to ruin their credit, calling their neighbors, talking to children about their parents' debts, threatening to take people's homes. Tony Soprano amused
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(kget.com)
 
 
 
"We'll Kick Your Ass" message on squad car elicits a cornucopia of response
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iraqi pop stars are now free to rock the casbah without being urinated upon by Uday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Second graders' gingerbread men kidnapped and held for ransom
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wine loves a cave
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Thu December 11, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"ROTK" to feature 12, count 'em, 12 endings ("spoilers")
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Mighty prehistoric sea beasts were no match for the evil killer trees of Devonian period
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(Some Geek Gamer)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker bandushi's pie-eating coworker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. missile-defense test successful. Darth Vader surrenders
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(Some Witness)
 
 
 
What have you done to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Well no wonder he found the largest prime number, he had two gigahertz of memory. Homsar still a million ladies tall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon finds Halliburton overcharged (puts pinky to mouth) 61 MILLION DOLLARS for gasoline in Iraq
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Off-color remarks about a burrito = lawsuit
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Thai doctor arrested for running fake fertility clinic. Gave women injections that made them fat so they'd think they were pregnant. With pic of protesters dressed as sperm
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
David Letterman offers Oprah Winfrey invitation to show for an 'hour of healing'. Rubs baked ham on it for good measure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brack released from hospital. Zorack and Spaysgost unavailable for comment
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(journalnet.com)
 
 
 
Drunk driver compounds stupidity by cruising down interstate on three wheels. Leaving a big bud of marijuana on front seat won't get an invite from MENSA, either
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Boy bitten, strangled, nearly eaten by python at "Uncle Bill's" pet store. Litigation ensues
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hot chicks make men dumb. In other news, eating food makes you poop
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Holy crap, they actually did it. Virginia Attorney General files felony spam charges, arrests asshat spammer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dow closes above 10,000 mark. Liberals asking Santa for Bush sex scandal or hidden cannibalism past to surface
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Porn University teaches you how to make money off dead kittens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Flavor Flav alarm clock, for all your giant clock-wearing, ghetto-fabulous wake up needs
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(scienceblog.com)
 
 
 
Science has identified the brain protein responsible for intoxicating effect of alcohol. Wake me when they isolate and destroy part of protein responsible for loud bar-room talking and drunken bear hugs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
17th-century Javanese coins found in mud along River Thames. King Pakubuwono held for questioning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Join Drew, Brooks, SbB Girls, Robert of retroCRUSH and win Sony PS2 in Sacramento this Friday night.
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(The Animal Rescue Site)
 
 
 
Theanimalrescuesite.com not getting enough click-throughs to continue feeding abandoned animals. Please help them out so that no kitty must suffer before being killed by God and Farkers. Your dog wants click-thrus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple robbed while watching Bad Santa. Citizens of earth robbed when they paid to watch "Santa with Muscles"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months for indecently assaulting tourists
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(Netscape)
 
 
 
Asshat customer refuses to show ID for lottery ticket. Cashier decides to buy it; wins $25,000
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lesbian bar in Manhattan turning straight. Apparently was just going through post-college experimental phase
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Couple gets engaged during online chat with Laura Bush. The First Lady was quoted as saying, "CONGRADULATIONS11111 LOL IM SO HAPY FOR U1.11.1.1.11 OMG"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Head-on crash kills man. Bicyclist charged with careless driving
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Principal discovers man's unqualified twin standing in for him to counsel students, forgets to report it
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what would be on Drew's Ark
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jehovah's Witnesses gathered in Sydney will baptise 500 adults dressed in "modest beach attire"
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Construction workers hogtie a 400-pound hog found cruising on the freeway
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
MSU student finds largest prime number. It was apparently just sitting there the whole time
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Halftime show of Capital One Bowl to unveil best college mascot of 2003. Winner to be belted over the head with baseball bat
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Pizza parlors adapting to Atkins diet by putting body-building powders, snot, hockers into "special" orders
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Reindeer herding deadliest job. Grandma obviously not available for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "irate housewife slicing off her husband's penis" story is brought to you by the city of Manila
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Felonies can cause immigration problems
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Red-faced Aussie police -- who are investigating two men in Ku Klux Klan hoods that sped past a police camera at twice the legal speed limit while making rude gestures -- have admitted the offenders were senior constables
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man with absolutely no future wowing audiences by clucking like a chicken to holiday tunes
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(iFilm)
 
 
 
Exclusive Interviews with Return of the King folks, including Peter Jackson and Liv Tyler's boobies
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Nostradamus turns 500 this Sunday. Snopes surrenders
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Is that your cell phone or did you have chili for lunch?
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Annual "only fruitcakes like fruitcake" article
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
U.S. Postal Service slams "Mad TV" sketch showing postal workers arguing over who shoots first, apparently unaware that postal shootings went out with Soundgarden and the L.A. riots
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(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Queer feet for the straight guy?
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(Harrison Daily Times)
 
 
 
Stealing cat litter? Make sure the bag doesn't leak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fruitcakes not welcome on commercial airlines, especially fruitcakes with parachutes as carry-on baggage
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to tricking juvenile Internet users into viewing porn. Receives thank-you cards from victims after going to jail
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Queen bees stung by new EU rules that only allow a retinue of 20 bees to accompany the queen on her voyage
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Car painted to look like it's covered in bird poop could soon grace Trafalgar Square
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Sex between New Zealand women and boys under 16 is being outlawed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the theme song from your favorite TV show. Link goes to the show with the best theme song ever
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(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Docs find gene that blocks Alzheimer's, even remember where they put it
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(Long Island Press)
 
 
 
Amy Fisher analyzes the Michael Jackson charges
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Woman's leather coat shields her from injury by stray blowgun dart. Big bad wolf unavailable for comment
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Whimsy for your special nerd
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(Some Trifector)
 
 
 
Photoshop a shark, a quark and a bark. Link goes to useless GIS. Voting enabled
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(Unfaith)
 
 
 
After Fark helped our Metallica hoax make history, Unfaith made the finals of the International Songwriting Competition. How far can we take this? Help us kick the butts of some established artists. (Thanks)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MMOrpg's for hardcore players? The Loch Ness monster of gaming
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There are practical jokes, and then there's this classic pulled off in Cockermouth, Cumbria
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(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Pen tricks: Ever wanted to learn how to do a reverse sonic or a triple infinity?
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(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man, hit in face with snowball, whips out gun at kids who threw it. Reportedly says "Hey man... why you wanna hit me in the face with a slushball for, man?"
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
List of children raised by animals. Your dog wants children
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Aussie politics are cool: Labor leader Mark Latham accused of "leaving a trail of human wreckage by abandoning his first wife and breaking the arm of a taxi driver. " Latham previously called a female journalist a "skanky ho"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Cheezborger, cheezborger, cheezborger, no coke -- lawsuit
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(Prospect.org)
 
 
 
History lesson: How American liberals defeated communism
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Courtney Love takes a time out from rehab, goes club hopping (w/truly excellent pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists create sperm from stem cells. Men declared obsolete
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
More details, mumbles emerge from Ozzy Osbourne ATV accident
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Wed December 10, 2003
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Theme: Jennifer Love Hewitt defacing other national icons
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Beer and boobies in a game, what could be better? (Not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landover Baptist warns that Return of the King isn't about Jesus
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Santa Speedo Run 4.0
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
New driving-rehab program to force elderly off the roads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you grammatically correct? Take this quiz and find out
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(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Curvy Swede with "very good body control" and a penchant for getting dirty ready to take on Los Angeles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More good news for geeks: Jocks more prone to sudden death
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Female mayor takes pictures wearing nothing but chain of office, pictures stolen and posted on Internet. Hilarity ensues
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(The Car Connection)
 
 
 
Hummer introduces yet another scorched-earth SUV concept, now with a larger bed to better accomodate oversized egos and various carcasses of endangered-species
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
If you're a cop, you should know better than to rob a house that is under surveillence
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(The Miami Student)
 
 
 
You don't hear of an 11-foot wooden penis on public property too often. Now you have
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(Newsfilter)
 
Boobies
 
Katie Holmes brings some joy into your life (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Girl buys whippets, gets high, crashes car... parents naturally sue the store where she bought the whippets. Your whippet wants steak
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(latimes.com)
 
 
 
Veteran LAPD captain is accused of selling bootleg DVDs to undercover officers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saddam to be tried "in absentia." Not sure where that is, but Saddam probably ain't gonna show up
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Expert says only vegetarians should be allowed to run for public office, including the presidency
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Hong Kong officials ask McDonald's to stop putting seasoning on fries that contains chemical known to alter genes. Gene-altered fatasses cry foul, ask for seconds
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Priest charged with making obscene phone calls to 70-year-old woman
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(some historian)
 
 
 
Photoshop modern stuff into the Bayeaux Tapestry. Difficulty = stitchwork
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FDA gives go-ahead to glowing pet fish
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
AOL set to launch its own dating service. Welcome. You've got herpes
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Many people prefer to spend the holidays solo, but other folks won't leave them alone
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Man's appeal rejected, must return to cell with Tossed Salad Man
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(CBC)
 
 
 
University paying students to use cocaine... another sign of the Apocolypse
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(BBC)
 
 
 
First person to fly home-built single-engine plane over South Pole is now stranded in Antarctica
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Memento from notorious 18th-century Scottish sex club is up for sale
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(AP)
 
 
 
Restaurants have started offering diners "doggy bags" for any leftover wine. Your dog wants merlot
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(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Happy 100th birthday to the ice-cream cone. Yum
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Farmer has spent almost $320,000 with dating agency - without meeting one woman. Looking forward to recouping his losses from his new Nigerian friend
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(WTOP News)
 
 
 
School-bus driver has wreck, exits bus to exchange info, gets waxed by passing car
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Housewife arrested for bombarding neighbor all night with noise from a dozen radios and alarm clocks
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Wild boar lost at sea rescued after two days. The green slime made it extra delicious
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Going on vacation makes you stupid. Girls Gone Wild creator not likely to disagree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How Monty Python changed the world
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(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Nude calendar designated as athletic supporter
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Opera singer to be reunited with starving soldier that sang to his family as payment for taking some eggs during World War II
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(Plainview Daily Herald)
 
 
 
"It was a horrible experience. I would never have thought I would get hit by a cow"
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Privately managed prison starts "perks for perps" prisoner-reward program
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Avy Scott, hot blonde goddess. (Not safe for work)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Formula One champion to race fighter jet
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(WISC Channel3000.com)
 
 
 
Another case straight from the pages of Fark.com's textbook of freak-outs: 59-year-old man urinates on himself and strips naked while trying to buy a map at a college bookstore
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(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Man finds misplaced parking ticket from 1965. Mails it in with correct postage and written apology
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(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Other explanations for UFOs. Link goes to Northern Ohio UFO
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(WGAL Channel)
 
 
 
When planning to go on killing spree, don't post it in an online forum
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Watchdog group worried that loophole in new sex laws could see chains of "McBrothels" opening up. What's wrong with a "Happy Meal" every now and again?
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Springer Spaniel who breaks Iraqi terrorist cell awarded the splendiferously titled "People's Dispensary for Sick Animals Dickin Medal." Previous recipients include 32 pigeons, 23 dogs, three horses and a cat since 1943
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(WGAL Channel)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass tracks-through-the-snow criminal is brought to you by Selinsgrove, PA
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Did you just say parakeet?
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Delectable Dasha enjoys the pool -- several kittens drown in the process
source: boobblog.com
 
(Google)
 
 
 
AudioEdit the tech support call from hell. Link goes to inspiration
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that "If One Goes, They All Go" mountain-climbing mantra? It works
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Vermont will secede from the union due to "imperial overstretch" and "corporate homogenization." Other 49 states giggle and give advice to avoid door/ass incident
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(Some College Student)
 
 
 
Finals getting you down? Check out 50 ways to beat those end-of-semester blues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mission to Jupiter's moons planned. My God, they're full of stars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dissatisfied with slowly choking the environment to death, the government decides to speed up the process by injecting pollution directly into the earth
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(Some Wino)
 
 
 
Wine pairings for what you actually eat -- merlot with Mongolian beef, chardonnay with quesadillas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Matrix Online MMORPG to launch summer of 2004. Expect your philosophy-studying cousin, movie-dork brother and every English-speaking AOL tech-support guy to disappear roughly around that time
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(NBC17.com)
 
 
 
Teen arrested after setting another teen on fire after he refuses to inhale gasoline
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman experiences minor freak-out after jetski plunges through living room wall. Being 20 miles inland probably added to said freak-out (w/pics)
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Colin Powell appoints James Brown to new position of "Secretary of Soul and Foreign Minister of Funk." Good Gawd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Group warns about "killographic" games
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop newspaper headlines for Election Day 2004
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(Wichita Eagle)
 
 
 
Quik Trip stores switch to Krispy Kremes. "It's like a police substation on every corner" says stores owner
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(Some DevTeam)
 
 
 
New version of the classic Nethack. People who "get it" rejoice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man goes to police station . . . with heroin . . . in his ear. Jailarity ensues
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(Some Pulse Jet Guy)
 
 
 
Build your own cruise missile
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Kofi Annan and the UN want to control the Internet. Americans declare that their Internet porn will have to be pried from their cold dead hands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore has boobs and is proud of them
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(Newsmax)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan's Greatest Laughs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Director of ATF to head the Anti-Piracy Unit of the RIAA
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Stylists at "Little Off the Top" salon wear nothing butt lingerie
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Freak hailstorm beats almighty crap out of Australian city of Gladstone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eminem's younger brother has a website... yeah, it's embarrassing
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Tue December 09, 2003
(WLBT.com)
 
 
 
Furniture Company donates new bedroom suite after 11-year-old writes letter explaining that her mom's was falling apart
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(Red and Black)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces warning over loud speaker as students hold rave in bathroom, fashion show in the electronics department (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why do coupons have a cash value of some miniscule fraction of a cent?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you hadn't yet, meet Fok, Fark's little Dutch brother
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
College student dies while trying to cut down a Christmas tree drunk
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The 2002 Abercrombie & Fitch catalog was titled "Drinking 101" and featured 54 exposed breasts. This year's is "The Sex Ed Issue'" -- farkers, the scavenger hunt begins now. (Not safe for work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkSC tired of being called a bad kitty. Vote on new submission rejection message for Drew. (Link goes to google of "bad kitty")
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old man shoots landlord over $10 rent hike. Police say we'll see your bullet and raise
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Theme: If the South won the war... Link goes to inspiration
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Beetle that sprays boiling liquid from its abdomen is focus of attempt to build better aircraft engine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Right way to squeeze a pimple
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prostitutes rally for brothel legislation to make Olympic sex easier
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(Metafilter)
 
Boobies
 
Now this, this is a REAL woman... 40's style (SFW)
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Police robbery-training session sparks hilarity when cops pretend to rob unknowing gas-station clerks
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you're a spammer, the Mafia are out to tax you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two one-legged inmates skip jail
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Woman strips outside power-company office, convincing them to reconnect her electricity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher's L.A. restaurant robbed at 7:00am -- APB out for "Pumpkin" and "Honeybunny"
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(brunei-online.com)
 
 
 
Man gets fined for smuggling alcohol into country, decides best way to pay fine is to smuggle even more alcohol. Hilarity ensues
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(KIRO)
 
 
 
Man uses front-end loader to burglarize car wash. Does not get away clean
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Somebody set up Virginia the quake
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(AP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Former Sen. Paul Simon of Illinois Dies
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft Word 2004 will have auto-unsummarize feature to create big reports from a few words
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(The San Diego Channel)
 
 
 
Life imitates Spy Hunter. Oil dumped on roadways
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After stealing $44k, try to keep your car under 85 mph
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(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Carjacker takes down female officer, steals her gun. Passersby beat and mace carjacker senseless
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
A fruitcake spends $600 on fruitcake
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"The Bachelor" and the woman he chose have broken up. Who could see a relationship of such depth, quality and substance not lasting?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Did you know? Peanut Butter Cup Cheesecake contains peanuts? Go figure
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Job applications increase 80 percent when ad changed to include "must like chocolate"
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(Some PoliSci Farker)
 
 
 
Do you have a favorite U.S. president?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Dog rescued from 40 tons of waste. Anna Nicole says she was just trying to be nice...
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(Wausau)
 
 
 
"When there's a full moon, it's just a bunch of crazy stuff" said police inspector before howling at the moon
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(Smooth Criminal)
 
 
 
Photoshop "evidence" of your favorite celebrity committing a crime
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
My boyfriend keeps having sex with baked goods. What should I do?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Confidential investigation by police and child welfare workers concludes sex-abuse charges against Michael Jackson "unfounded"
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Help support the making of a zombie movie by our friends at I-Mockery
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee and Pink still in heat, dryhumping in front of urinals and making out with another girl
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Gambler gives finger to wife in effort to prevent her from divorcing him
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Boy's rare illness requires him to eat junk food and drink beer
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Nursery rhymes produce warped view of dangers of head injuries
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy invents gadget that makes it impossible for drivers to be caught by speed cameras
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba has a cocktail and then performs a steamy dance scene in a skin-baring outfit
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Flying pig dies in pen. Now performing for line at Pearly Gates
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Wanna-be ninja freaks out and assassinates milkman
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New York City is drowning in bird poop. Stop laughing, it's true
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. warns China, Taiwan as tensions rise: "You two settle down over there, or we'll send in the dynamite bacon monkeys"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coke decides to take on iTunes, launches Cokester
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(Some Old Rocker)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a montage of your musical influences. It has a good beat and you can dance to it
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(link goes nowhere)
 
 
 
TFer UncleScam wants to quit smoking on 1/1... Would love to hear some advice, suggestions, experiences or polkas
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Saddam has killed over 61,000 people in his reign. Hippies still think war was wrong
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Andy Serkis got his inspiration for Gollum's voice from observing his cats hack up hairballs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American holocaust eminent
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(Daily Interlake)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winter traffic jam
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Inventive criminals are constructing homemade spike strips which are used against police cars during high-speed chases (w/pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Billionaire George Soros vows to effect regime change in the United States. Dubya surrenders
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(badmovies.org)
 
 
 
Presenting "Crippled Masters," the first kung-fu movie to feature dupaplegic fighters. Review, plus images, and videos
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(Some American Worker)
 
 
 
U.S. programmers work at overseas salaries. India surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Rifle Association is shopping for a radio or TV station it can buy so it can be declared a "news organization" exempt from campaign-spending limits.
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"We can implant entirely false memories." Scientist demonstrates on Alan Alda. Sidney Freedman surrenders
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Burglars shoot themselves
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(stolen from the NYTimes)
 
 
 
Growing herbs in the hood -- real anarchists farm in downtown Detroit
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(Modbee)
 
 
 
Mayor files complaint after repeatedly having to ask sheriff's deputy not to call him "dude"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't celebrate being elected judge by getting drunk at Hillary Duff concert and fondling 10-year-old girl
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Eighty percent of Fisher Price toys have some type of electronic components. Skynet likes the possibilities
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How greed and hubris have affected Boeing
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Car bomb in Iraq injures 32 US soldiers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funk legend George Clinton arrested for possession of cocaine. Everybody get funked up
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
TechTV and G4 TV to merge?
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
IBM announces new chips that are even smaller and more powerful than the last chips they announced were smaller and more powerful
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Canadian pot seller to issue IPO, says "the first one's free"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia is looking to host clinical trials of bionic eyes
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Snot freezes" ad generates some negative reaction
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Great God Almighty. Israeli post office suffering God's wrath for opening his mail
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(Omaha World-Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa National Guardsmen plant first crop of corn in Iraq. Is this Heaven? No, it's Baghdad
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(georgewbush.com)
 
 
 
President Bush runs negative campaign ad saying how Democrats are negative
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Mon December 08, 2003
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old Omaha boy finds bottle of vodka at slumber party. Hospitality ensues
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(O'Reilly Press)
 
 
 
Photoshop a cover for Wil Wheaton's next O'Reilly book
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
If you HAD to choose either the car or the girl, which would it be? (One image NSFW)