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Sun December 07, 2003
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pope uses satanic symbol during trip to Israel
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(Some Slob)
 
 
 
Farkettes: Got a boyfriend or husband who embarrasses you in social situations? If he can read, there's a book that may help him
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Young rapper sentenced to eight years for attempted carjacking with a squirt gun. Wanna guess which state this happened in?
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Bad Christmas morning photos. Link goes to many great examples
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(Some Deep River Farker)
 
 
 
Only in Canada: Man escapes police custody from a hospital; tries to flee in a stolen canoe
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Large breasts a handful for Japanese actress
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Campaign for San Francisco mayor focuses on which guy has the cutest butt
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(Ocala Star Banner)
 
 
 
Vegas casino exhibits great hammerhead shark captured in Florida. Luckily, it is not a cute mammal, so no protests ensue
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(NBC5)
 
 
 
Mother, 30, leaves her 10 children home alone for four days -- jailarity expected to ensue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First it was rare eagles eating rarer foxes. Now we have rare hawks eating rarer squirrels. Someone cue the singing giraffes
source: suburbanchicagonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your secret to cooking bacon... and don't say microwave
source: bearandbisoninn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sunday Mirror)
 
 
 
Ooops, he did it again. Prince Philip makes another gaffe, insults Nigerian hosts, who promptly refuse to wire $5 million into his account
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Teen gets strep from cadaver tissue transplant
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(Lakeland Ledger)
 
 
 
Nine men charged with stealing $170 million. I know stealing is wrong, but $170 farking million. We need a "tempting" tag
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man steals cop's gun during fight, runs away, changes his shoes, gets shot, refuses to die, so police run him over with a truck
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne took scores of pills during series
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman gets middle finger stuck in telephone booth. Here come the firefighters
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists: Animals get confused, too. John Cleese: Right, men. Confuse the... cat
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Dead goose drops in on a elementary school's lunchtime recess. Hilarity ensues
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
How to sing a Christmas carol like a moose
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(Farker DBHO)
 
 
 
Farker's wife passes away while visiting family and playing online game to be with hubby
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oklahoma vs. LSU in national championship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennicam shutting down. Viewers will miss "a sociological experiment and a life-narrative art project." That, and her boobies.
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Couple creates their own exotic zoo at their home
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(Court TV)
 
 
 
Financial analyst, wanted for stealing $150,000, gets caught at highway toll booth because he can't pay the $2.50 toll
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy's Miss January 2004 Colleen Shannon (not safe for work)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Here's a clue: Airlines do not appreciate having bumper stickers stuck to their planes, especially if they refer to terrorism
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Mom crosses the Iraqi desert in a convoy to visit her daughter, a company commander
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Restaurant/speakeasy operating illegally inside old bus, serves some of the best Italian food
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(Pioneer Press)
 
 
 
Couple gets engaged at the driver's license exam station
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pot study: "We found that smokers, compared to non-smokers, had impaired lung function." Still no cure for cancer
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to tell your family you're a witch
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(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The coolest pic you'll see today: The Eskimo Nebula as photographed by Hubble
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
retroCRUSH interviews Audrey and Judy Landers, 80s actress babes who have tons of stories about Alf, Mr. T, David Hasselhoff and Tattoo's pimpin' ways on the set of Fantasy Island (safe for work)
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(YorkRegion.com)
 
 
 
Man, in delusional frenzy, believed he was being pursued by Satan when his stolen car slammed into an oncoming vehicle, killing an elderly woman. "I am possessed. I don't know why I did it"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hungry elephants stop trucks and hijack their sugarcane loads. Elephants don't forget their friends, Tony Soprano gets his cut
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
After consuming a "small amount of alcohol," man bungee jumps off 47-meter platform. Without a bungee cord
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Kids pick up spare change everywhere except urinals
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Never mind all those poor starving kids in the sweatshops, what Thailand really needs is another hospital for monkeys
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain seriously considering lowering the voting age to 16
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(Vladivostok News)
 
 
 
Arrr, mateys. CD pirates provide for poor. Get yer Winders NT 4.0 for a plainchant. Get yer David Bowie for an oaken thruppence. Arrr
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(/.)
 
 
 
Makers of Kazaa force makers of Kazaa Lite to stop distribution of software due to infringement. Pot, kettle, goose and gander throw up hands, walk away in disgust
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy cyber girl Karouna Kay Sivilay (not safe for work)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Wealthy Aussie parents buy their nine-year-old granddaughter "shabby, outside bathroom and toilet" $400,000 house to "ensure she owns a slice of the lucrative inner-Sydney real estate market"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian PM gets involved in senators' gate-crashing, five-bottles-of-wine stealing, grabbing female senator and calling her a "bitch" incident
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New spending bill includes $225,000 to remove tadpoles from pool in Sparks, NV
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a present, a cat and a moon. Link goes to GIS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fruit flies grow senile, drive into farmer's market, want those damn kids to stop skateboarding on the sidewalk
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(Statesman Journal)
 
 
 
Trojans pound Beavers
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan now enjoying bigger breasts, new hose and Nicodass
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(Fairfield Daily Republic)
 
 
 
After years of research, scientists come up with obvious conclusion: Slime is fun
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chill with Drew, Brooks, SbB Girls and win Sony Playstation2 this Friday in Sacramento
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(George Zimmer)
 
 
 
Theme: Rejected Men's Wearhouse phone testimonials left on George Zimmer's voicemail
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tiffany Lang, for your viewing pleasure (not safe for work)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Star Wars makeup artist to help rebuild face of cancer patient. Harrison Ford surrenders
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not quite "Star Trek," but new virtual technology is impressive
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Some Lisa Marie Scott goodness (not safe for work)
 
(Some Limey)
 
 
 
Brit does impossible, makes AOL instant messenger not suck
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Sat December 06, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas State upsets Oklahoma, 35-7
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A $40 murder contract, a truck stop, a 15-year-old girlfriend, and you have murder as only Alabama and Northern Michigan can bring you
source: cadillacnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cookie Monster and Elmo appear to be lost. Photoshop them into more suitable surroundings or in places where they've been already
source: 140.232.1.5   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ska band wins $2,500 for song about duct tape
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Do not attempt to substitute local dwarf comedians for Aki and Paw Paw
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers beware: Much-hated cable company "auditors" are on the streets and willing to brave dog attacks to identify cable thieves. "You must be able to run fast, and carry Milk-Bones"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bronze statue of two sex-dolls engaging in fellatio is favorite to win the Turner Prize and its 20,000 pound award. Well, at least this year's winner won't include any animal feces or rotting materials
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Olympic figure-skating champion who posed for FHM says she would never do anything "sleazy." Farkers rush to assure her that a photo shoot involving two great danes, a hermaphrodite and an armadillo would not be "sleazy"
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(Florida Farker)
 
 
 
The Wal-Mart stampede? Nah. Turns out the "victim" is a slip-and-fall expert and witnesses are coming out of the woodwork to disprove her story
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Step 1: Texas plans to buy life insurance polices on old teachers. Step 2: Reduce health insurance benefits. Step 3: Profit.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the glorious paradise that is Florida, you can drink on the job, stink up the neighborhood, get rich and still be regarded as a beloved eccentric. Hail Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rumor started about macaroni-eating dwarfs, in attempt to lower town's property prices
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I'm okay with Tantric healing, Tantric meditation, and even Tantric sex but I have to draw the line at Tantric human sacrifice. Unless you're talking about Madonna, I'd sacrafice that
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Put your tinfoil hats on, the Iraq war started and ended because of occult holidays
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
The quality of Saudi car thieves has really gone downhill
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Take a virtual trip to a black hole. Much much safer than the real thing
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(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Alaska gets their mail, couches and coffins delivered by hovercraft
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(komotv.com)
 
 
 
Former nirvana bassist to run for worthless position in politics
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In case you never fully understood the war on terror, or if you completely forgot about it, the "War on Terror Handbook" will bring you up to date
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(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Prosecutors allege man violated city ordinance against using obscene language when he told a police officer "I've got something for you," and grabbed his crotch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saturn closest to Earth in 30 years
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(WNBC-TV)
 
 
 
Want a short-term $16.75/hour job? Come help shovel out Giants Stadium
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live has apparently snatched Paris Hilton to perform in a sketch with Al Sharpton tonight
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Gabrielle Richen's boobies (not safe for work)
source: web.tiscali.it
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beer gets tapped at American Airlines
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Fake cop pulls over off-duty real cop. Jailarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guys shoots car that cut him off in traffic with pellet gun. Car he shot was being driven by a police officer. Search of car and home result in a world of hurt
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Green ham, no eggs: 60 people sickened, five go to hospital with severe nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Terrorist "Sam-I-am" wanted for questioning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ex-con charges cockpit during flight, unaware of air marshals on board to monitor him. Jailarity ensues
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
"The Fall Guy" and "Zapped" hottie, Heather Thomas (safe for work)
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(misspoppy.com)
 
 
 
Just in time for your holiday shopping, Farkers: HandzOff Antimasturbatory Gum
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop surprising things found on future Mars missions. Link goes to GIS for "Mars"
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(wnem.com)
 
 
 
Not all Michael Jacksons are pederasts. Oh, wait... never mind
source: wnem.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Singapore tries turning a sewage treatment plant into a tourist attraction. Loggy the Mascot goes just a bit too far
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Boss donates to high school band for uniforms and instruments
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psychic called in to help find missing dog. Dog still missing, but psychic feels it wants steak
source: eveningnews24.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Less than a year after the Mormon church promised to stop baptizing dead Jews into its faith, they have raised concerns by funding the preservation of thousands of names of dead Russian Orthodox Church members. Seriously, WTF???
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Miss Ireland wins Miss World beauty pageant. Shows just how far potatoes and Guinness can take you
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Italian model Rossella Brescia takes my breath away. Safe for work
source: allcelebrity.it
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in dog suit ties himself to a 12-foot crucifix outside the Greek embassy in Berlin. I love the Olympics
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Replace a word in a movie quote with "underpants," such as "I find your lack of underpants disturbing" -- Darth Vader (underpants enabled)
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(Ocala Star Banner)
 
 
 
Every two hours in the U.S., a person or a vehicle is hit by a train. Why are all the recent ones carrying a Florida tag? Oh, and here is another
source: starbanner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Paleontologists discover ancient polydactyl reptile. Does your kitten have extra toes?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holiday "Retail Rage" is a growing problem. Merry farking Christmas, asshat
source: theadvertiser.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Kerry courts youth vote by using the f-word in comments about George Bush
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Frat members find a dead deer stuffed in cushions in their couch along with a dog carcass. Swear to be more careful when mixing Tequila and Nyquil in the future
source: montgomeryadvertiser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk guy falls asleep on train and misses his stop. Lawsuit ensues
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sheboygan Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Sheboygan and you've recently stolen 917 pounds of meat, look out. The cops are on to you
source: wisinfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kobtv.com)
 
 
 
I, for one, believe the police chief wasn't fondling himself in front of the teen girls, he was "probably urinating in his back yard"
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Funky old Nintendo commercial where Super Mario becomes... Santa Mario?
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Road-rage guy follows woman he is harassing all the way to police headquarters. Jailarity ensues
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something that could make an early ski season even more fun
source: livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Seminole Tribe completing Hard Rock Cafe Hotel & Casino in south Florida
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
Get a vasectomy gift certificate for the man in your life who has everything
source: theomahachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New device guides you in a dark bathroom, warns you of the seat's status
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what you would like to hear when you enter a room (link goes to fanfare)
source: thearcher.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Ugly employees" scheduled for fewer hours at Abercrombie & Fitch stores. Apparently, not looking like a frat boy is "ugly"
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why men's and women's shirts button on different sides
source: ask.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anti-Christian sentiment continues to run high in U.S.
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nstorm)
 
 
 
It just wouldn't be Christmas without a new version of Elf Bowling
source: nstorm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson in good shape (not safe for work)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If caffeine was made illegal... (Link goes to GIS)
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Fri December 05, 2003
(Chron)
 
 
 
24
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL starting to suck: Samari Rolle fined $7,500 for high-fiving teammate
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Be careful not to shit your brains out
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find out if your beliefs can hold up to rational scrutiny
source: philosophers.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Secret Service listening to Eminem lyrics
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenyan prostitutes may hold the key to developing an AIDS vaccine. Scientists charged $50 an hour for the "research"
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Pepto-Bismol could be fatal for kids with flu
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Bishop warns lawmakers of their anti-Catholic voting. Lawmakers tell bishop to take his crucifix and shove it
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Church in Germany gives out porn videos. "Campaign is extremely successful," says vicar
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Horny Guy)
 
Boobies
 
For your viewing pleasure.... A leggy blonde losing her prom dress (NOT safe for work, of course)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Powerful laser beam to be visible Saturday night. No word on whether it will be attached to the head of a vicious man-eating shark
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "How'd he pull that?" file: Danny Elfman weds Bridget Fonda
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Monster)
 
 
 
Unemployed and bored? Re-inflate your ego by "firing" other losers
source: survey.monster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL.com)
 
 
 
Former "Saved by the Bell" star now a professional hockey ref. Two minutes for screeching
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Fortune teller charges $40K to remove negative energy. Authorities charge her with crime
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FreeRepublic)
 
 
 
Dean wants to break up the FoxNews monopoly on news, agreeing that ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NPR and PBS are not places to get information
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company that sells foot-tall "action figures" of President Bush has added a new "Top Gun" model with kung-fu grip
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supreme Court initially rules that more than five million workers with substance-abuse problems may not have workplace protection under the Americans With Disabilities Act
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Farkers: Did you get strip-searched by cops at the Wisconsin county's jail between 1996 and 2001? If so, come collect a piece of the $7 million class-action pie
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
What does every ferret want for Christmas? A "baby bumble bee costume"
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Three kids jailed for bringing bag of marijuana to school. Marijuana turns out to be parsley. Kids suspended anyways
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taco Bell fan site details the inner workings of crappy fast food
source: csh.rit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
TV execs prove there is a God. "Wanda at Large" canceled
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
No doubt there's a funny story behind this mugshot
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Reagan Legacy Project wants to put Reagan's head on the dime. Photoshop some other Reagan Legacy Project ideas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia bans live Christmas trees in apartments. Cites tragic loss of 0.00001 percent of the population every year to Christmas-tree fires
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Space Invaders set to reconquer U.S. Consumers still seeking refund for Atari 2600 Pacman
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(sundaymail.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fears for pet turtles as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fad returns
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(Some Squid)
 
 
 
Girl expelled from high school for ONE YEAR for having Advil in school
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Those wacky Hells Angels are at it again
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Newest fashion trend for hip teenage girls: Wearing underwear waistbands on their heads
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(WAVE3.com)
 
 
 
Workers suprised to see ugly ass baby gorilla had been born overnight at Louisville zoo (pics)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
McDonald's opens McCafe to compete with Starbucks. Menu to include beef-tallow double mocha
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Expert" witness in the D.C. sniper case of John Lee Malvo claims he was partly brainwashed by "The Matrix," draws comparison between Malvo and Neo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moderate beer consumption reduces the risk of prostate cancer
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(Despair.com)
 
 
 
Continuing this month's parade of bizarre Christmas gifts: The Despair.com Calendar. A Farker favorite
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(WFSB.com)
 
 
 
Serial donut-shop robber caught. Police looking forward to re-visiting crime scenes
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Posh Spice wears University of Saskatchewan sweatshirt. Canada freaks out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today is the 70th anniversary of the repeal of Prohibition
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Red wine may protect against breast cancer. Still waiting on results from study proving beer protects against prostate cancer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norwegians celebrate Christmas with Viking Ale then go pillaging, er carolling
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(Daily Press)
 
 
 
With the state strapped for cash, William & Mary students vote to increase their fees to give $10,000 bonuses for best professors
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Wedding guests playing at being gangsters get more realism than they bargained for
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(Ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the ultimate Ninja Burger delivery. Winner gets a copy of the New Ninja Burger card game. Link goes to a photo of Air Force One
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Prestigious British medical journal calls for tobacco possession to be outlawed. Because prohibition has worked so well for other substances in the past
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Space Mountain coaster derails at Tokyo Disney, Roy Disney blames Michael Eisner
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger gave the Argentine military permission to kill over 30,000 "terrorists" between 1975 and 1983.
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(The Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Activities at after-school program in Pittsburgh now include huffing air freshener
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what General James L. Jones, USMC, Supreme Commander of NATO, thinks of France?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man tells employer he is on jury duty, collects six months of pay while not working. Jailarity ensues
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(barbiecollectibles.com)
 
 
 
One ring to rule the malls, a website to supply them, the Tolkien Ken an Barbie dolls, now 60 bucks can buy them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Exhaustive study determines most flight delays are due to bad weather. Still no cure for cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What if "truth in advertising" was required in everything? Photoshop the hilarity that could ensue. Link goes nowhere special
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Driver pulled over for unregistered vehicle uses cell phone to register it before cop writes ticket
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bomb explodes on a train in Russia, killing at least 36 people
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(www.ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Day of the Ninja: Ninja Burger's Ninja Ring, dozens of ninja sites
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(The Sweatshop News)
 
 
 
A first-hand account about life as a sample lady at the grocery store
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful lampoons Ain't It Cool News (contains nsfw animation)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New self-help book for children promises to eliminate "I WANT THAT" Christmas syndrome
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you lost $12,000 worth of silver bars, Denver wants to hear from you before they sell it on eBay
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Charles Schulz left enough material for years of new "Peanuts" material. None of which is funny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for any Farker: Jack Daniels, by the barrel
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Sixty-four die after drinking anti-sorcery potion administered by Roman Catholic priest
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Winner of Bad Sex in Fiction Award stuns judges with flurry of motoring metaphors. "She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot"
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(Some college student)
 
 
 
Photoshop creative ways to make some creepy old guy stop bothering Farkette almost young enough to be his daughter. Favorite will be used
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man cited for noise pollution after son's balloon pops near anal-retentive policeman
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Road construction halted after skeleton sitting in chariot is unearthed (w/pic)
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(twincities.com)
 
 
 
"Not guilty" tattoo identifies robber
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
TV station finds woman trampled by Wal-Mart shoppers has long history of injury claims
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal rules may keep Al Sharpton's SNL debut off the air in some markets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New senate bill includes $3 million to teach golf to kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit some lyrics to an instrumental. Link goes to Homer Simpson's version of "Spanish Flea"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Asshat who tried to tackle an umpire during a White Sox game sentenced to six months in a Chicago prison dressed as Steve Bartman
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
World's oldest swimmer with a large penis found
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Thu December 04, 2003
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CEO of Orbitz.com paid on sliding scale: The worse the company fails, the bigger his severance
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(MI Lottery)
 
 
 
See if your Big Game/Mega Millions numbers have been a winner
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York State may fine the Yankees for violating lobbying laws, being evil
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(Google)
 
 
 
Go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Desperate goldfish make a break for it during flash flood. All recaptured with no fincident
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Cable news execs just can't get enough of that wacky Cinci beating tape
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor in rapper's drug-conspiracy case found dead in the woods in Lancaster, PA. What a coincidence
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Theme: Howard Dean's "passion." Link goes to examples
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Candidate Lieberman thinks government should mandate warnings that jelly doughnuts might make us fat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police probe port-o-potty pyromania
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists create an implant for suntanning. Still no cure for cancer
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(channel cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man gives friends apartment key to move his stuff into new home. Key also opens neighbor's apartment. Hilarity ensues
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Top sci/tech gifts for 2003
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(nbc10)
 
 
 
Headless bears turning up in New Jersey. Tony Soprano unavailable for comment
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman convicted for locking six-year-old girl in a dryer for weeks at a time
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(TechTV)
 
Boobies
 
An old man and his hobby: Debunking fake nude celeb pics (sfw)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox pin their World Series hopes on a manager with a 286-363 lifetime record
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(PNC Bank)
 
 
 
Annual article on the economy as observed through the price of all the items in the 12 Days of Christmas
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(1010 wins)
 
 
 
Compact-disc antitrust deal finalized. Lawyers: $100 million. People who got ripped off: $44 million. Checks worth $12.60 going out soon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what is billed as the first annual Lingerie Bowl, models will play a seven-on-seven "tackle'' football game in their underwear during halftime of the Super Bowl (with SFW pics)
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
How does a silencer on a gun work?
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(WGAL Channel)
 
 
 
Man serving life sentence for stealing $140 television set. Has been eligible for parole for 25 years, but turned down each time
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(KATV.com)
 
 
 
Game & Fish Commission can't explain how fisherman managed to catch "good-sized" octopus in Lake Conway, but dinner is definitely served. C'mon and get in the boat -- octopus. C'mon and get in the boat -- mollusk mollusk
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(TV.KSL.com)
 
 
 
Dog stops motorists on highway, tells them there's an injured woman at bottom of cliff, asks if anyone has any steak. Added bonus: All quotes are in caps
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Company making credit-card chip to be implanted in hand. Satan rejoices as end of the world nears
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Continuing this month's parade of bizarre Christmas gifts: The Mullet Calendar
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Nano" in firm's name fuels huge gains in stock price despite fact company has nothing to do with nanotechnology
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian consumer inspectors concentrated on porn shops because they were "easier"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security tells IT industry to get secure or they will have to create a department to regulate IT, get pork funding, pretend that IT is secure, and $100 billion later end up where they started
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Police say new technology is needed to prevent people riding on tops of trains. Common sense has apparently become obsolete
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China releasing rap album commemorating Mao. Design a cover. Link goes to GIS for Mao
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't afford a house? Buy a warship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling calls Gary Coleman and William Shatner "has-beens." Phasers on irony
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(thestate.com)
 
 
 
Man's collection of neon beer and liquor signs grows to 800 (w/pic)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man headed to jail for speeding on his snowboard
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
RIAA unleashes more lawsuits, regardless of whether or not the accused actually own computers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sleepy Goodyear blimp drifts away from restraining lines, bumps harmlessly into closed plant nursery. No damage, injuries reported
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(Xinhuanet)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rather expensive Christmas tree in Hong Kong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check if your lotto numbers would have won you anything in the last three years in California
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If McDonald's wont' give you mayo, try running over the manager
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(Penny Arcade)
 
 
 
Tired of hearing games and gamers trashed in the news, Penny Arcade decides to start donations of thousands of toys and games to local Children's Hospital (link goes to Amazon.com wish list)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz admits he is only dating Nicole Kidman to help sell his records
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Park rangers unable to find anyone to mate with famous giant tortoise "Lonesome George"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Survey reveals 90 percent of men would choose world peace over a larger penis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atheists can't hold public office in seven U.S. states
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush signs bill to curb wildfire threat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop toys that would never receive the Public Interest Research Groups stamp of approval. Or, "how to lose an eye, limb, appendage, etc. and have fun doing it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
360-degree panorama from the top of Mt. Everest
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Wed December 03, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Keith Richards says, "Mummphf, ah udicrus, ah gongs, man, dos us in ale," about Mick Jagger's knighthood
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create a battle plan in the form of a song. Link goes to example
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Thailand can't find qualified politicians if it bans their mistresses and brothels
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Town has no idea why president plans to visit. Residents to offer him beer
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(The Carolina Channel)
 
 
 
Fool you once, shame on them; fool you 24+ times, you're a dumbass
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SARS causes shortage of disgusting snake dishes in Hong Kong. Still possible to eat the penis of just about any other animal
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Men of mythology. Not safe for work
source: prnetwork.it
 
(mypornname.com)
 
 
 
Get your scientifically determined porn name here
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Bush to announce return to the moon. NASA scientists crap collective pants
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The Cylons in the new Battlestar Galactica mini-series are hot blondes wearing next to nothing (with pic of hot Cylon)
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(Click2Houston.com)
 
 
 
First-grade teacher offers "boy toy" services on eBay. Hobbies include "making kids cry." Hilarity ensues
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(wkrn.com)
 
 
 
Former pastor finds new vocation: Making his own machine guns
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
Boobies
 
Norway's Miss World candidate is one of the bookmakers' favorites. See why (safe for work)
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(WKYC TV)
 
Video
 
Grinch caught on tape stealing Christmas decorations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jap Road was named 100 years ago to honor the Japanese man that brought rice farming to the area Of course that means nothing to those determined to be offended.
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Woman freaks out, takes off all her clothes as she waits for flight to Germany
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paintings by D.H. Lawrence that were banned as obscene in 1929, and are technically still banned, to finally see the light of day
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Runaway seal bites rail commuter in England. Leads dumfounded police on a high-"species" chase all over town
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NZOOM-ONE)
 
 
 
The trend of "athletes" posing naked for charity calenders has officially gone too far. Presenting New Zealand's champion sheep shearers
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Inmate cuts hole in cell wall, uses shoe tied to rope to get Toyota tire iron, passes on Glock pistols
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NASA: "That bang on the ISS? It's nothing. Nothing bad ever happened from something hitting a spacecraft at 38,000 MPH"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenya Hilton targeted for terrorist attack. Explicit video availible online next week
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(ProgressiveBoink.com)
 
Boobies
 
The best lesbian movie scenes ever (not safe for work)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Men steal Christmas trees to buy crack
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(WJLA)
 
 
 
Woman upsets Festival of Trees organizers by entering "Jingle Buds" Christmas tree made of 1500 Bud Light cans
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(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts make abduction-prevention video, advises on difference between "old like Britney Spears or old like your grandmother"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man attempting to create latest extreme sport strips naked, runs onto highway and flings himself onto a Dodge Neon traveling at 55 MPH
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(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Homeowner publishes open letter thanking failed burglar for leaving clear prints and not obscuring car license plate so neighbor could take details
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man falls to his death after climbing up side of building to get better look at nude woman's corpse
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker nrfritze's assistant principal rocking you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police break up ring that sells human kidneys. Organs to be returned to original owners who have been waiting patiently in hotel bathtubs full of ice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Columbus Fark Party, Dec. 12. Celebrate end of finals, not getting shot
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Sunny Leone (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Trade union says playing Christmas carols ad nauseum is "psycho-terrorism" for employees forced to listen to them
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Glider designed by Leonardo da Vinci could have made flight history long before Wright brothers
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Putnam legislator Sam Oliverio doesn't know of any disabled person in Putnam having a service monkey. But he wants the county's laws to be ready in case someone goes into a store with a monkey
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Now you can blame your boss for receiving porn in your email
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Stupid people forming national union
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coroner sympathetic towards 350-pound men who die of heart attacks while hopped up on cocaine. Rules death "murder"
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
White House now says the "Gulfstream 5" exchange took place between Air Force One and a London control tower
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(TheIndyChannel.com)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Police Department quickly running out of traffic tickets. Plan your holiday road trips accordingly
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(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
The Money Shot: Episode 2. Do your parents know you work in porn? (NSFW)
source: rd.ifilm.com
 
(NBC5)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old leads police in foot pursuit after crashing stolen auto into squad car
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man banned from bar after galloping in on his horse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
80's flashback: Relive childhood disappointment through these endings of classic Nintendo games
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark staff holiday wishlists. Thanks so much for another great year folks -- Drew
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(Findlaw.com)
 
 
 
Have you purchased alcohol while underage in the last 21 years? Your parents could be plaintiffs in a class-action lawsuit against alcohol makers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Passengers on ferris wheel in Britain amused at French commentary inviting them to admire the Eiffel Tower
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(PenLive)
 
 
 
Run a toll 7,315 times, eventually NJ will get pissed off
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(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Employers say alcohol and work mix well
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
First-grade teacher tells class Santa isn't real. Fake Santa to come "prove" he IS real
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
In further proof that the U.S. high tech job market is booming, Accenture is more than doubling its Indian workforce to 10,000
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgians in state of panic again as freezing rain predicted for tonight. In other news, milk and bread suppliers make down payment on new yacht
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada's consumer inspection agency received 4,000 complaints about collection agencies and only eight about adult-video stores. Guess which complaint they focused on
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(optics.org)
 
 
 
Delegates at laser convention gasp as researchers show how to really cut the cheese
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(Some Elf)
 
 
 
The Icelandic Elf School has given out over 4,000 diplomas in Elf Studies. Semiannual Keebler career fairs an additional perk
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Using chopsticks can lead to long-term health problems
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(www.azstarnet.com)
 
 
 
Man steals Salvation Army kettle from bell ringer. Instant karma ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop what your favorite superhero would be doing if they had a day job. Link goes to GIS
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(Daily Trojan)
 
 
 
University students tend to drink lots of caffeine and eat junkfood during finals. In other news, study finds beer, marijuana and sex popular among students
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thief leaves odd DNA calling card as well as several photocopies of buttocks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know what our logo needs? Boobs
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(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Drunk elk attacking pedestrians in Sweden
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(PRNewswire)
 
 
 
Americans pay more money than other nationalities to rent cars when travelling abroad. Angry U.S. drivers counter they should be charged less because they inflict no wear-and-tear on the turn signals
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bush approval rating now at 61 percent. The other 39 percent are standing by to comment on their moral and intellectual superiority over the aforementioned 61 percent
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Crack Ohio detectives take six months to determine that 12 shooting on five-mile stretch of highway are related
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Polygamist uses Supreme Court ruling on sodomy to justify having five wives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Dick Brass, the oddly named Microsoft exec
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ambassadorial candidates from Nigeria don't know the words to their national anthem or pledge. However, they do know about some funds they need help transferring
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Tue December 02, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dietary-supplement firm sues the Baltimore Orioles after one of said firm's dietary supplements killed an Orioles pitcher without the Orioles' knowledge
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
Dick Gephardt casts a shadow (SFW)
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(ljworld.com)
 
 
 
KS town that required residents to carry guns or be fined repeals rule. Neighbors breathe sigh of relief
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Stephen King getting over surgery. Operation went too long, not much of an ending, needed an editor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
AudioEdit changes to NPR after the $200 million donation
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
See how many sex offenders live in your neighborhood
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(Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Man caught by police for stealing money from the collection plate. Claims he was just making change.
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(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Edgewater man, 34, charged after firing gun at game console
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal agents seize 5,000 tubes of frozen bull semen, will auction off later this month. Popsicle sticks not included
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(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
In retrospect, Bengals fullback's decision to stop and pee in the middle of the street was a bad one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia won't ratify the Kyoto Protocol, says the UN is "straight trippin'"
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
A history of celebrity sex tapes, real and fake, from Joan Crawford to Paris Hilton
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
R. Kelly claims that some "unknown conspirators digitally dropped him" into the video with the young girl
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Syria gets its first golf course. Al Qaida hiding members to hide in bushes and yell "You suck! Jackass" to disrupt the infidel pastime
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Psychic cleanses jewelry of evil, woman of jewelry
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(WXIX 19)
 
 
 
Cincinnati police release tape of last night's beating. Link to video on page
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
One out of every three women over 45 pee when they sneeze
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(WNDU)
 
 
 
Woman in hot water after authorities discover her dead-cat collection
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(WisInfo)
 
 
 
It just isn't Thanksgiving without some fried turkey testicles
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman returns to police station to pick up necklace lost during previous stay, brings donuts as peace offering. Attacks Christmas tree when told necklace wasn't there. Now has plenty of time to search cell for missing necklace
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Lithuania president still popular after being cured by mystic toilet
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Police try to calm drivers by giving them free coffee
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
UN helping third-world nations through the production of women's underwear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man burns $288,000 life savings; attempts suicide; lives to tell about how big of a moron he is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something unexpected happening in your favorite TV show
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Woman who drove through grocery store offered unlimited driving lessons
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Couple sues The Learning Channel for showing their dead son on "True Stories from the Morgue"
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
State of Colorado selling stuff on eBay. Cannot believe how much people are willing to pay for their junk
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(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Principal leads entire elementary school in "Electric Slide" to celebrate test scores
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British MP sends photo of himself wearing nothing but underpants and a smile to complete stranger. Guess where the photo ends up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Vietnam veteran, who exposed more than 1,200 people trying to capitalize on bogus or inflated Vietnam war records, given military honor
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 may be returning to televison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sex at work becomes easier as government offices install condom dispensers
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(Google)
 
 
 
What is your happiest Christmas memory? Voting enabled
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Callers flood police station with UFO sightings of the Goodyear blimp
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(WTOP News)
 
 
 
130-pound woman gives birth to 14-pound baby. Ow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tantric god Sting to present Britain's Bad Sex in Fiction award
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(AutoExpress)
 
 
 
Honda suing Hongda, a Chinese motorcycle knockoff company, for trademark infringement. Hurley-Davidson, Soozuky and Yomaha surrender
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(Sunspot.net)
 
 
 
In Baltimore, those singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" are encumbered by 1915 ordinance which stipulates the song must be sung in a particular fashion, lest one be subjected to a fine
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
The Internet's next homemade sex video will be brought to you by Gena Lee Nolin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The man who sued to get "under God" out of the pledge of allegiance apparently has no difficulty finding stuff to complain about
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(World Tribune)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-il has more than 1,200 titles, such as "The Sun of the 21st Century," "the Ever-Victorious General" and "Huggy Bear"
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(WWdN)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton to publish three books under O'Reilly & Associates
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Linda Tripp set to wed. In other news, anything is possible
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Shooting someone over theft of a Hostess Twinkie probably won't hold up in court as justifiable
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Drivers shocked to find that "No Parking" signs during snow removal applies to their cars
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Relics of Christmas' seedier past: Santa Claus' 900 line, and the infamous "Santa's Rap Line." (With links to download the commercials)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Naked Cornell gridder sacks burglary attempt
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(cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
"Innocent" fat man in Cincinnati cop-beating case actually all hopped up on goofballs
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(click10.com)
 
 
 
Man -- wanted by police for stealing company funds to take a couple strippers to Miami -- runs out of change and can't pay toll. Fills out form to pay later, uses real name and address. Jailarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a president, a dog and some chips. Link goes nowhere in particular
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Geophysicist stops killer blizzard by mind-melding with fellow hikers
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Three robbers enter video store. First runs away, second passes out drunk, third sits on clerk
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Let's all point and laugh at first person in Britain to be pulled over for using mobile phone while driving
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(NBC5i.com)
 
 
 
Family trying to catch pranksters putting stray dog in their car, surprised to see dog opening door, letting herself in
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(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these music pirates
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Horny turkey traps and tries to bury unsuspecting man in "hole of love." Laughing rescue crew ensues
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(Abc.net.au)
 
Video
 
Amateur video captures police ending standoff by running over knife-wielding man
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Mon December 01, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas No. 1 in new AP NCAA basketball poll. Duke sucks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Microsoft's new operating system, due out in two years, available now in Malaysia
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Florida's injured/dead manatee 800 number now seductively asks callers what they are wearing, moans a lot
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(Cincinnati Post)
 
 
 
Thief steals 200 pairs of panties from mall. Crack investigators on the case: "Maybe the guy's got a bunch of girlfriends or something like that"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
MIT grad student develops glasses with small computer display that reminds him to do important things, such as get away from the computer and eat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Portland likes fatties, Austin likes redheads, Denver likes long hair, San Francisco likes PhD's. Here comes the science
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man cashes in 37 buckets of saved pennies, accumulated over 40 years, for a total of $10,060
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New technology spells the end of the dreaded anal probe
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Note to NBA players: Once you are no longer with the hometown team, you loose all "privileges" with local police authorities
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
The American FHM 100 Sexiest Women list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British Airways says White House statements about Air Force 1 being seen by a BA 747 while on way to Iraq are inaccurate
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Warning from Dubai police: African nationals who claim ability to duplicate banknotes by black magic or sorcery are actually scam artists
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(KCNA)
 
 
 
North Korea to United States: "You owe us $43 trillion"
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
Photoshop James Earl Jones
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In honor of the anniversary of Gettysburg Address, the infamous Gettysburg PowerPoint presentation
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In NJ, if the postal service changes your ZIP code, your car insurance rates may go up because you've "moved"
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Apparent suicide at UN headquarters
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(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Men rob bank with a bucket of liquid
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered how to boost tree growth by nearly double; cite email spam as key to breakthrough
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(FARK's retarded cousin)
 
 
 
AudioEdit flatulence into a famous speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inmate's lawyer claims lethal injection would be hazardous to his health (see end of story)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Final meal fark-ups: "I did not get my SpaghettiOs. I got spaghetti," Grasso wrote to reporters in his final statement. "I want the press to know this"
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(Dean's Planet)
 
Boobies
 
Britney topless... uhh, sorta (not safe for work?)
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Pentagon explores using Segways in battle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The newest trend in tattoos? Getting them removed for lots of money and pain. Spring Break 1994 forever!
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Just because Michael Crichton keeps writing books doesn't mean Hollywood should keep turning them into movies
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(Dear New Abby)
 
 
 
What to get Grandma? Dear Abby sez tuna, instant coffee
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
The top 25 albums that should never have been recorded
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Woman cuts in line to purchase American Idol drum set or karaoke machine. Beat down ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The quest for the perfect "bee-stung" lips: The "trout pout," where doctors pump fat from your ass into your lips, is all the rage
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