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Sun November 30, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The asshat on the right plans on marrying Capndangerous' sister. Teach him a lesson, Fark style (Admin note: looks like he's already suffering)
source: uoguelph.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Millionaire mantra: "I don't want to make any money, I just love to sell guns"
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(203)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mussolini's granddaughter to form "Please Don't Hang My Corpse Out in the Streets" party
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where the pot calls the kettle black and then gets dogpiled by the waffle iron, crock pot and immersion blender
 
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Queen donate all royalties from on-line slaes next week to AIDS research
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(156)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scholars say using the web as an archive is like watching the Library of Alexandria burn down every day
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
"Sexy Cheerleaders are perhaps the number one fantasy of men"
source: lightspeedgalleries.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cardhu duplicity threatens to bring single-malt scotch industry to its knees
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out Abraham Lincoln, in fact, did not help Kirk and Spock defeat the Excalbians
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(246)
 
(Physics graduate student)
 
 
 
Aaah, the good old days. Kinda puts the current war, as well as all the bitching about it, in perspective
source: johnstonsarchive.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(210)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Pratt & Whitney developing new form of propulsion; "pulse detonation," that will either improve turbine engines, or make them obsolete
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
The Library Hotel settles with the OCLC, the Dewey Decimal masters
source: ohio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Music industry not getting its message through to young fans
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(329)
 
(KEYE)
 
 
 
Texas trooper stats. No. they do not have "quotas" Yeah, right
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Seanbaby)
 
 
 
How To Be a Superhero. Warning: This article reveals the secrets of invisibility, levitation, immortality, energy projection, mind powers and dimensional travel.
source: thewavemag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a paradox (link goes to a pair of docks)
source: students.washington.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(MissWorld.org)
 
 
 
Miss World 2003 contestants. "I'm studying to be a 1st-grade teacher, I do lots of work for charity, and I blew ten guys to get here"
source: missworld.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
John McCain applauds republican congress for making drunken sailors look good in comparison
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(371)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians in "shiny matching jogging suits" invade Sweden. The army of Harry has arrived
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Solar-powered air odyssey planned
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a man trying to convince a woman to sleep with him. Link goes to Australia facts (site not safe for work)
source: rotten.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Excerpts from the FBI's tin-foil hat archive, code-named 'The Zero Files'
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Gibson Guitar Corp. cashes in as baby boomers rock on
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(CarKeys.co.uk)
 
 
 
New 2005 Ford Mustang to include gauge cluster that can be adjusted to one of 125 different colors. Riceboys surrender
source: carkeys.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
FCC weighs role in Internet calls
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(PowerLabs)
 
 
 
Fun with your microwave: create ball lightning, nuke stuff from across the room with the Microwave Gun, and more. (Page says do not try this at home) (Videos Included)
source: powerlabs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Cell phone tracking available to public. Stalkers rejoice
source: silicon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Farmers fattening cattle with candy. Chocolate steak is served
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Repentant tourist returns piece of glass he stole from Thai temple after experiencing nothing but bad luck
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Survey reveals that blonde people are the best drivers
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man sets up soup kitchen for cat colony; planning scholarship, YMCA
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Hillary Clinton met President Hamid Karzai
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fireworks show goes pretty damn bad at soccer game (w/slideshow)
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the convertible driver who has everything: Bird diapers
source: flightquarters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Favorite dangerous toys from childhood
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(Christie's)
 
 
 
When in ancient Rome...play D&D? 2000 year old d20 for sale
source: christies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
State trooper gets hit by truck, bounces into cab of another truck, bounces back out, gets hit again by first truck, ricochets to other side of road... and lives to tell the tale; male bonding ensues
source: newscoast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra officially tie the knot, Jem to officially become a reality at conception
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
U.S. State Department would rather its diplomats not wear halter tops, plastic sandals and 'Bite me' T-shirts on the job
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(40)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hobbitmania equals £2.3bn worth of tourist spending in New Zealand. Kiwis collectively go nuts and name all first born Frodo. Liv Tyler is not fat (photo)
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comics fans sing a new opus: Can Calvin come out to play?
source: clevescene.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire Marshal orders halt to construction of ice hotel, although chance of fire is slim
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Entire city of Altus, AK excitedly awaits the life-long attention it deserves after FOX's "Simple Life" airs
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rare wolves ravaged by rabies. WWF gets involved. Maybe The Rock and Triple H are gonna whoop some ass
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Taiwanese MP
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(WLWT ChannelCincinnati.com)
 
 
 
New in Sinsinatti: Tropicana Bar boasts slutty, shirtless male bartenders, as well as skanky, scantily clad female wait staff; all for your ogling pleasure
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Staten Island ferry amputee to walk on super high-tech legs. Oscar Goldman ready with first assignment
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
If you don't believe in the law, do you have to follow it? Catholic Church asks California courts to examine state contraceptive laws
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 


Sat November 29, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Itty Bitty Titty Committe current board of directors(not safe for work)
source: boobdex.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec opens 'bring your own pot' coffee shop, police shut it down
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk Finnish judge uses "Toothbrush Defense"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Jesus Fish' emblems causing the usual commotion, this time in the Muslim world
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(442)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kevin Spacey whispering in on-screen love interest Kate Bosworth's ear
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Creed-ah)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: Scott Stapp-ify a well known song (i.e., turn it into a Creed song)
source: creednet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(iceflyer)
 
 
 
Ice boating looks like fun...right up until the ice runs out. (with videos)
source: iceflyer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
100 sexiest women in the world 2003
source: fhm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(338)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad kitties: Lions escape circus, police later forced to shoot them after attacking a child
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Daytona Beach News)
 
 
 
Stranded shrimpboat has it's cargo pirated. The boats name: Two Pirates
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(centredaily.com)
 
 
 
Woman trampled and knocked unconscious by a mob of Wal-Mart shoppers
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(245)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Zoo uses aromatherapy to soothe orangutans
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Oil companies devastated by Congress rejection of Bush's Energy Bill. Now liable for ecological mishaps, won't get $2Billion in aid. Boo Hoo.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(173)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
So you're going to Hell. What's the ride like?
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The CBC has 12 real stories from behind the lines in Iraq that the American media doesn't want you see
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(336)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Bernaola sisters not safe for work
source: cafemontenegro.cg.yu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Orange-juice-flavored beer selling like hotcakes on the West Coast
source: theolympian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Elisa Bridges - For the discriminating Farker (not safe for work)
source: abcfamosas.com.ar   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(59)
 
(Mr. Encom)
 
 
 
Photoshop the drawbacks of having a dynamite monkey as a pet. Link goes to Farker Random McEric's illustration of this rare creature
source: photopile.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(70)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man denied drivers licence because his mother's car was too smelly and there was dog hair on the seat and floor
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Boobie Lover)
 
Boobies
 
The lovely Flower Edwards (not safe for work)
source: flower-nude.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Vladivar)
 
Video
 
The Vladivar vodka advert that couldn't be shown on TV (not safe for work)
source: vladivar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Couple send half ton of candy to soldiers
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Some DJ)
 
 
 
Neat virtual sound mixer. When pounding on virtual drums just doesn't make it
source: buckle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadians drugdealers about to create army of zombies impervious to pain
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Spy satellites launched by Japan to watch N. Korea ordered destroyed minutes after launch
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calvin and Hobbes Resurrection
source: alloftheabove.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(153)
 
(stltoday)
 
 
 
Back in my day we would have taught these damn kids respect the hard way
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gary Larson revisits "The Far Side"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'I'm an incredibly big dork' better than keyboard key necklaces
source: wcnet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 


Fri November 28, 2003
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gray Davis' legacy to california: trapping licenses now required to catch mice
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Upgraded gift certificates a hit this year
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man who was fired for coming to work drunk with a sawed off shotgun looking for the boss wants his job back
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Female expert says porn making boys both less inhibited and more inhibited. Almost like it's doing nothing at all..
source: abcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Star Telegram)
 
 
 
Man loses leg in gory "shredder" accident
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft gears up for another try at the automotive market
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(Link Goes Nowhere)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a commercial to sell a product that's normally free
source: dasani.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun is making light of a political showdown saying him and opponent are like a cat and a dog destined to fight because they misread each other's body language
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man agrees to help brother with life-saving transplant only if the brother will switch loyalties from Manchester City to Manchester United. The brother is thinking about it
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
It is only logical that you would eat the two rabbits with two penises each once you have a rabbit with three penises
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Schilling going to the Red Sox
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Lincs Echo)
 
 
 
Prisoner walks out of jail in protest over drink-and-drugs culture. Students now plotting best way to get inside
source: thisislincolnshire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Don't fall off the fast track to success, dos and don'ts of office holiday parties
source: wlb.netscape.monster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Random McErics already classic "Dynamite Monkey", photoshop other "more lethal" animals
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Some Drummer)
 
 
 
Go nuts on this virtual drum kit. Neil Peart not included
source: buckle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Some Calendar)
 
Weeners
 
From January to December with Lorenzo Crepsi. Maybe not safe for work
source: calendariomania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Roadside speed-monitoring Smiley stolen. Students allegedly not to blame
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Plumbers bracing themselves for the onslaught that follows Thanksgiving
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"Max" the dog saves baby's life. Max deserves steak
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Townhall.com)
 
 
 
Conservative Columnist: "Three Cheers for Beer Ads."
source: townhall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sand, surf and boobies in New Zealand imperiled by Toolies vs. Schoolies culture clash
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perfect toast - only physicists need apply
source: leeds.ac.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
All the cool people are genetically modifying their christmas trees by inserting jellyfish enzymes to make "self-lighting" trees
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Dean Kamen building Segway robot army for Pentagon overlords
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(hawaiianmodels.net)
 
Boobies
 
Hawaiian cutie Tishanna. Safe for work
source: hawaiianmodels.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AARP grows into $636 million empire. Next stop: world domination, bringing back Matlock
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
United States building world's largest embassy in Armenia. Location, location, location.
source: newsfromrussia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Hey, who stole the death ray?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California wins the coveted "largest wildfire" world record
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
See the Earth from any angle, distance and time you want. Hubble surrenders
source: fourmilab.ch   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
Cal Ripken helps wounded naked man
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The stunning Felicia Tang not safe for work
source: mrcr.protgp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Trends in Japan)
 
 
 
Japanese obsessed with mayonnaise, even put it in cocktails
source: jin.jcic.or.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Two workers decide to play a prank on a third worker. Hilarity does not ensue
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Town bans children from sitting on Santa's knee for fear of litigation
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Nettavisen)
 
 
 
Drift bottle found close to the place where a 12-year-old girl threw it into the sea in 1968
source: pub.tv2.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hip hop band Black Eyed Peas get own terribly drawn Saturday morning cartoon show
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Judge rules city cannot force pedestrians under 21 to submit to alcohol tests
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Peeing from a moving vehicle is bad for your health, especially when intoxicated
source: icwales.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop the latest fashion fouls. Link goes to examples
source: entertainment.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Thongs and other skimpy swimwear to be banned from swimming pools (with pic)
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Some juicy facts about current porn trends (not safe for work)
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(164)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Want to buy a Grammy?
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waddling man in supermarket found to have 177 packs of cigarettes in his pants
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Reporter's first-hand account of what happens when President gets wild hair, yells "Road trip."
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(243)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Black Friday isn't the busiest shopping day of the year
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(393)
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
Robber hospitalized after victim takes away gun, beats living bejesus out of him
source: ksdk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Theme: You Are Here. Link goes to a picture of where you can hope you're not
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(I)
 
 
 
What every geek truly needs... a digital sundial
source: digitalsundial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
China releases rap songs honoring Mao, such as "The East is Red" and "Nuthin' but a commie thang"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Note to international event organizers: the Mexican Hat Dance is not the national anthem of Spain
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
72% of Americans will have Christmas lights this year, not including the goofy 5% that leave 'em up all year
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 


Thu November 27, 2003
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Tune up the truck and clean your gun, i've got the beer and beef jerky. The "Shotguns and Pickup Trucks Coyote Hunt" is back on
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We listed some really hot sauces a while back - these guys are just plain insane. I don't think you can eat this stuff
source: chez-williams.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(196)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Sydney Moon not safe for work
source: 3host.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pedestrian calls 999 to report a dead pigeon, police put call on website
source: avonandsomerset.police.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Lounge against the Machine)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a well-known song into a different genre. Link goes to example
source: ideatown.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
You knew it was coming - Woman burned while deep frying turkey
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Miami adminsters a serious ass whooping to Dallas. Your dog wants fish
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop what life would be like if mankind had a natural predator. Link goes to California's official man eater
source: jeje.nu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Eircom.net)
 
 
 
Dutch Coffee Shops to remain open despite EU attempts to close them
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(89)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why a bloke like me had a boob job
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(38)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
US scientists wanting female volunteers for Orgasmatron beaten by volunteer for Sun Newspaper (who just happened to be there)
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(82)
 
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Audio
 
Relive the WKRP Turkey Fiasco
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(77)
 
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Spraying Down's Syndrome pupils with air-freshener when they fart is wrong
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(95)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
British MPs to question McDonalds over its part in rising obesity levels
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(35)
 
(Some Alaskan)
 
 
 
Farker feo_y_gordo_phil will be at the nationally televised Great Alaska Shooout tonite. What should his sign say? Duke will be there, sucks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ermungslos gets his Christmas wish. Lions upset Packers 22-14. Duke sucks
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man dolls self up to sneak inside women's baths
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Auburn president meets with possible replacement for Auburn football coach three days before current football coach defeats Alabama. Hilarity ensues
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(45)
 
(Wichita Eagle-Beacon)
 
 
 
No leads in theft of 60 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts from delivery truck. Police hope to crack case before break time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman on-air rant rips Paris Hilton's publicist for cancelling her appearance
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(93)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Some TV listing suggestions for this slow newsday. Happy Thanksgiving.
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(24)
 
(Me)
 
Boobies
 
The perfect woman, Merrit Cabal. not safe for work
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(121)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Bush Makes Suprise Visit to Baghdad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker's neighbor at his Halloween party (or Mike Ditka in the background)
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Thief breaks into 73-year old man's house, puts knife to his wife's neck, demands money. Man says he has to get wallet from other room, returns with handgun. Hilarity ensues
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(128)
 
(KSDK)
 
 
 
While Missouri drowns in deficit, $48 million approved for a new stadium for the Cardinals
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(60)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
T-Mobile is the only cellular provider not charging any fees related to number portability
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(84)
 
(Daily Mirror)
 
 
 
The life of porn icon Ron Jeremy and his 9 3/4 inch penis
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(147)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Picking up the trash ON TIME is apparently news-worthy
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(13)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're about to be charged with child molestation? Get a bunch of 12 year olds drunk.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Oh dear God, I've lost the Turducken recipe." Fear not, obese citizen.
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Turkey cooking thread. Discuss methods, tips, and recipies here
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(100)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
He-Man and Pat Sajak star in the '85 and '86 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (with video clips)
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(13)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"As God as my witness, I didn't know tofu turkeys could explode"
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(73)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman who was offered drink, "blacked out and woke up the following morning...in the guest bedroom on the set of MTV's Real World." Later goes to authorities and says she was raped. The Smoking Gun is there.
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(170)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Birthday girl gets owned by mascot at Denver Nuggets game. Duke sucks (w/pics)
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(77)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Project Greenlight gets a red light, Hollywood decides it can make enough crappy movies on its' own
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(27)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scottsdale football game interrupted by streakers. Flag on the play, illegal motion in the backfield
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
106 lb Sonya Thomas wins the IFOCE Thanksgiving Invitational eating contest by downing 7.75 lbs of holiday foods in 12 minutes. Unavailable for comment because she is oddly delayed in the restroom
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dachshund swept overboard swims six miles to shore. That's about 100 miles in weinerdog miles
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(54)
 
(target 11!)
 
 
 
It must be ratings month: Target 11 Investigates Internet Castration Services
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(24)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Austrian politician wants to start charging healthcare by the pound
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(16)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lawrence Taylor used to send hookers to opposing teams rooms to tire them out before games
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(25)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's grandmother comes to the defense of his tiny willy
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(68)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers sue hometown over alleged lease clause. Hometown sues Chargers over alleged offense, defense
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
How to avoid Turkeyzuma's revenge
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Grimace
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(98)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man comes up smelling like a rose when he throws away winning lottery ticket but easily recovers it due to trash sitting on curb for 9 days during strike by garbage workers
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(12)
 
(Charleston Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heart condition causes FedEx driver to get naked and die in another guy's truck
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sports Turkeys of the Year. Duke sucks
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(25)
 
(Estripes)
 
 
 
Hash-smoking doctor injects clean urine into bladder to foil piss test. Painlarity ensues
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(72)
 
(turnto10.com)
 
 
 
Police find car thief frozen to bridge.
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(9)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Bad singing prompts 911 call; Celine Dion, Daniel Oullette nowhere to be found
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Newly converted family man Russell Crowe pays tribute to his pregnant wife by hanging out in German strip club
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(33)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
London's mugging community wishes to thank President Bush for his recent visit
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(43)
 
(Turkey Carver)
 
 
 
How to carve a turkey (with video). Bon appetit
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(32)
 
(Southwest Daily Times)
 
 
 
Woman writes overdrafts, keeps her husband from finding out with bomb threats
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(19)
 
(wwmt.com)
 
 
 
Man tries to fool hunting friends into thinking he is a deer by thrashing about in the bushes. Hilarity ensues
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(35)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
What you crave: Slider Stuffing
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(23)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
When it comes to alcohol, students can't count
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(31)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
If herbal Viagra works, it's because it's laced with actual Viagra
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(12)
 
(NBC 11)
 
 
 
Kidnapped chihuahua shaved & dyed pink
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(28)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
He's just like every other good 12 year old boy, who just happen to lead the police on a high speed chase with a loaded gun
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(19)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Average American chokes back 14 lbs of turkey annually
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(41)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Female prosecutors in Philly now allowed to wear pants
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(37)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
President Bush mispronounces Nevada in first visit to the state
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(214)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overrated #1 UConn upset by unranked Georgia Tech. Duke sucks
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(63)
 


Wed November 26, 2003
(DailyRepublic.com)
 
 
 
Students slightly dismayed when maggots begin raining down from classroom ceiling
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A Wright brothers replica of the 1903 Wright Flyer, being readied for next month's ceremonies celebrating the centennial of flight, crashed during a practice takeoff. Never worked that well for the Wright brothers either
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(45)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Glen Campbell blames DUI on booze and pills, blames assault on cops on anal plug
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(47)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Will whoever's eating Rice Crispies near the space station please knock it off?
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(67)
 
(WJXT News4Jax.com)
 
 
 
"Two Jacksonville men stop airline attack" is the headline. Just replace "attack" with "really annoying drunk guy," and you are a bit closer to the truth. John Ashcroft wants you to surrender to fear
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(79)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Heavy' ballerina reinstated to Bolshoi Ballet after male dancers promised no steroid testing
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: In the spirit of Friends, photoshop what your favorite TV show would look like if it lasted 10 more years (link goes nowhere)
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(104)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man sues for injuries after trying to go down water slide head-first, on all fours
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(46)
 
(gingerjolie.com)
 
Boobies
 
Texan and former cheerleader Ginger Jolie. Not safe for work
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(81)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dozens of reverse-sports-memoriabilia enthusiasts look to donate their kidney to Alonzo Mourning
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wanted females to test 'orgasmatron'. Kleenex to sponsor findings
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(87)
 
(Daily Bruin)
 
 
 
Campus anti-protestors carry "This Protest Needs Soap." sign to protest. Hilarity ensues
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(339)
 
(Some Iowa Guy)
 
 
 
Dog saves flock of sheep from flood
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bungling bar burglar breaks in when police are there investigating previous break-ins, falls through roof this time, lands on his ass, and gets pinched by dick
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(18)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Jaguars returning to the U.S. The cool sptted ones, not the crappy ones built by Ford
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(60)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
If you want to see Ewan McGregor's penis, you will have to travel to the UK
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(88)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Students threaten to strike in show of solidarity for unions
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(90)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old-skool arcade Qix (flash)
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(61)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bush approves an investment of $15 million to develop nuclear weapons 40% as powerful as the one dropped on Hiroshima -- to use in normal combat situations
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(849)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that Columbus did not discover America
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(88)
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
People who have never been in the military can now qualify for a funeral with full military honors, as long as an immediate family member is running for president
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(129)
 
(HeraldNet.com)
 
 
 
Violent video games are training children to kill
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(209)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's rapped for "simple fries" ad
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(123)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Office Creepers
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(37)
 
(The Minnesota Daily)
 
 
 
On-campus student group formed to discuss and promote pants
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sells old dynamite sticks to kids
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(44)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
It's not easy being Jared. But he says he'll remain The Subway Guy "for as long as they keep sending the stretch limousine to pick him up for appearances"
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(53)
 
(NewsAskew)
 
Boobies
 
Kevin Smith's wife poses nude for Playboy with a fun theme. Up, up and away. (not safe for work)
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(183)
 
(Some Blue Guy)
 
 
 
Red vs. Blue DVD is now available
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(31)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: What if Keanu Reeves had played other well-known roles?
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(12)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Experts say lots of people will travel today
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(32)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
It's Turkey Eve. Time for the annual list of movies that both suck and blow
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(225)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Evil woman charges $36,000 on dead man's bank card
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(76)
 
(rathergood.com)
 
 
 
The creator of Viking Kittens brings us orangutan shopping mishaps, communist kittens and filthy-mouthed hedghogs
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(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old shoots at school-bus windows with BB gun. Boy charged with felony terrorist act. Bin Laden cannot be found for comment
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(117)
 
(wivb.com)
 
 
 
Cheektowaga, NY is such a happening town that a guy walking backwards is news
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(92)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Court orders man to stop being stupid
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(41)
 
(Sonomanews.com)
 
 
 
Pot smoker lights up pipe in park, offers it to friends who decline. Pot smoker turns to policewoman behind him, offers pipe. "Whoops. Hello, officer" ensues
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(259)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Deputy Prime Minister orders an inquiry into a 11-year-old girl's tree house
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(57)
 
(WBZ 4)
 
 
 
Thanks for serving your country in Iraq, here's some free oatmeal to boost morale
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(215)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Amazing Kreskin will attempt to give some of his mental magic to end the Orlando Magic 13-game losing streak
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(39)
 
(WBZ 4)
 
 
 
If you always wanted a pet black-widow spider, but didn't know where to look, now's the time to buy some red grapes
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(98)
 
(Some Turkey)
 
 
 
"Then everything caught fire and exploded. His lawn mower. Then his car. Gas cans. It was sort of surreal"
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(73)
 
(Go Memphis)
 
 
 
Satellite TV companies holiday advertisements focus on high cable rates. Time Warner Cable responds by announcing five-percent rate increase
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(163)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
One-quarter of American visitors to Scotland believe haggis is a real animal
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(163)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Hell-raising needlepointer sews enlightening messages into her work like "Candy Ass, What Makes You Think I Care?" and the quaint "Go F*** Yourself"
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(69)
 
(PittsburghLIVE)
 
 
 
Homeless man spends weekend at Parks and Recreation office, enjoys tasty snacks. Hilarity ensues
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(30)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sweet cigarettes
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(85)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Green Day fans "came to see the band that made 'Dookie,' not a bunch of jerks who think they're suddenly Devo"
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(219)
 
(LeMars Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
What should a small Iowa town do with double-decker bus?
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli customs agents seize hundreds of battery-operating singing Osama Bin Laden and Saddam dolls
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(72)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
3D monitor in development, no glasses required -- gamers wetting pants nationwide
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(90)
 
(New Kerala)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan decide on a new approach bullet diplomacy. First cease fire in 14 years started at midnight
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(44)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Christopher Reeve makes speech without ventilator. Text of speech; "Heeeeeeezzzzeeeee, gasp, wheezee, gasp, woooooo"
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(107)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
NASA engineers-turned-game-designers get letters from appreciative marijuana users saying "The game works great stoned." Designers response: "Pot smokers are customers, not criminals"
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(253)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Judge bars photographer from selling topless photos of Cameron Diaz. Judge obviously has never heard of Internet
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(69)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
English rugby player comes "agonisingly close" to breaking record for most beers drank on Sydney-to-London flight
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(70)
 
(onnnews.com)
 
 
 
Possible Ohio copycat sniper strikes again. Eight shootings later, cops still not using the word "sniper"
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
P. Diddy gets totally P. Doff at VH1 Show when he discovers he's a presenter, not an honoree -- VH1 caves and gives him phony-ass award to calm him down
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(152)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bears living near U.S. cities are getting big, fat butts from eating fast-food leftovers
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elementary school which Michael Jackson attended covers up his name on auditorium
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(58)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Unshocking fact of the day: Prince Charles sucks at darts
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(38)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Neighbors rescued an woman, eight months pregnant, after she became pinned underneath a car while attempting to change the vehicle's oil
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(53)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Naturopathic doctor says let those armpits get fetid, it's good for your health
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(85)
 
(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Judge lauds 82-year-old grifter before handing down 30-month sentence
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(21)
 
(Fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Insurance agent kills his wife, tries to call it self defense. You don't think there could be any, well, LIFE insurance involved?
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cranberries are turning up in cereals, snacks and even the boudoir
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf goes under the knife
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A one-man website is a burr in the ass of U.S. government, publishing non-classified documents that The Man would rather you not know about
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(110)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would our businesses be like if flogging was introduced as punishment for minor workplace infractions? (link goes nowhere)
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Air Canada employees with stellar performance records are getting a $3.78 burger coupon as their bonus this year... it expires in a month
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(146)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
HO HO HOly crap I'm stuck
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(32)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sword-swinging granny chases burglars out of home
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
L.A. says PC equipment terms "master" and "slave" offensive. In other news, He-Man offends Skeletor by proclaiming himself "Master of the Universe"
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(410)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mejicanos son muy intelligente -- "Gigli" debuts in Mexico under the name "A Dangerous Relationship" with no mention of original title, still sucks ass at the box office
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: What I want for Christmas. Link goes to Yahoo pic
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(152)
 
(Encyclopedia of Arda)
 
 
 
The ultimate encyclopedia for Middle Earth. Nerds surrender
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(81)
 
(Pistonheads.com)
 
 
 
UK Farkers, here is your chance to own historically significant automobiles like the Back To The Future Delorean, Mr. Bean's Mini and the Batmobile in one fell swoop. Purchase includes free museum
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. government spends $20,000 per household while taxing $17,000 per household. You do the math
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(313)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
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(96)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
More human than human? You betcha
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(143)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
OK, let's all watch Nicole. Not safe for work
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(104)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Fourteen-foot-tall truck, 13-foot-high bridge, traffic jam ensues
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(30)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Julie-Anne O'Hagan. You may remember me from such job-hunting books as "Hell Yeah You're Ugly" and "Get Confident, Stupid"
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(30)
 
(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Full transcript of Ozzy Osborne singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Wrigley
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(78)
 
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Idahoans are baffled by UFO sightings since 1975
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Support capitalism. One-dollar coupon off Suave shampoo (Hint to Kentuckians, Suave shampoo = $0.97)
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(67)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The top 10 images of the sun
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(56)
 
(Pocatello State Journal)
 
 
 
Idaho Power is using cloud seeding to create more power
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(19)
 
(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
Women like wearing old t-shirts
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(66)
 


Tue November 25, 2003
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
News correspondent for The Daily Show uses screen saver showing a clutch of kitty cats chased by a crew of vengeful ninjas, and the tag line, "Every time you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten"
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(102)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Angry bus tells world to kiss its shiny metal ass after being driven into crater in road (w/pic)
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(50)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Woman alleges sexual assault at San Diego home where MTV's "Real World" is being filmed
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(95)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
X-mas toy recall list out. Your child's safety surrenders
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Charity "Shotguns and Pickup Trucks Coyote Hunt" cancelled after howls of protest
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(88)
 
(The Publican (UK))
 
 
 
Beer Academy searches for its first executive director. Oh, Drew?
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you ready for Return of The King?
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(233)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Intel's new process preserves Moore's Law for a little while longer
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(90)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britney Spears ditches teens. Now interested in older listeners, Kabbalah, Hinduism "and maybe some of that tantric sex"
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(137)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boys arrested for impersonating boy-band members. Legislation created to outlaw boy bands forever
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Researchers create tiny alternative energy generators
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(42)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas sues 15 telemarketing firms for violating do-not-call laws
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(61)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Vampirism is not merely an overused banality from horror movies, but a real disease
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(67)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Rejoice, game-geeks, holiday season ushers multitudenous titles
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(103)
 
(Yukon News)
 
Boobies
 
Shannon Elizabeth showing off her talent (safe for work)
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(63)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules that governor's veto of 2.8 percent raise for state's 900-plus judges is "unlawful"
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kids playing "The Blackout Game" to get high are dropping like flies, making parents long for the good old days when kids smoked pot
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(323)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
AudioEdit movie award losers' unused acceptance speeches. Link goes nowhere
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop an AOL media for the year 2010. Link goes to classic AOL floppy image
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(101)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Mayor puts out hit on "scary horned beast" that attacked him. Steaks for everybody
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(44)
 
(nme.com)
 
 
 
Bass player climbs tree to saw limbs for stage decoration, saws off limb he's hanging from. Hilarity ensues
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(133)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Ringo Starr to be honorary Santa tracker at NORAD on Christmas Eve; is just happy to have found work
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(100)
 
(Newsnet 5)
 
 
 
High school refuses to let girl-girl couples attend homecoming dance. Wallflowers shrink even further into corner
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(293)
 
(dailypress.com)
 
 
 
Man loses library privileges for a month after ripping Advocate cover
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(98)
 
(PRNewswire)
 
 
 
Bad executive gifts
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(102)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Czech president says Europeans "live in a dream world of welfare and long vacations"
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(284)
 
(dailycal.org)
 
 
 
A Daily Cal article on Fark resulted in 39,000 hits, leaving them flattered but amazed female ejaculation could draw that much attention
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(129)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Drama teacher admits that throwing hammer at 12-year-old student was a bit dramatic
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(46)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Police officer accused of racism for having a stuffed gorilla on the hood of his car
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(322)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts legislature realizes college students have no future, votes to budget more money for prisons than universities
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(74)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Santa's sidekicks attempt hold-up: "It isn't clear if they were really armed, but they did have a sack with them"
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(15)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Florida company develops payment chip to be implanted under your skin. Here comes the mark of the beast
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(114)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
When it comes to gift giving, men have no clue
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(176)
 
(Houston Business Journal)
 
 
 
In Texas, retail tortilla market share is serious business. Walker, Texas Ranger, unavailable for comment
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(38)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Naked Joke, Danna Ashe: Bear Hunting (not safe for work)
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(66)
 
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Hooters launches official girl group. "A group that can sing and dance and is actually going to stay together"
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(66)
 
(kstp)
 
 
 
First snowmobile death of the season as teen plays chicken with truck. Darwin ensues
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(63)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Fa-la-la-dee-da and up yours Newport Beach, our Christmas tree is bigger
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crappy economy grew at rate of 8.2 percent in third quarter
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(613)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Guy spends months sending gifts to woman who didn't want to date him. Finally gives up and tries breaking into her house. Plenty of dates await him behind bars
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(60)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame pitcher Warren Spahn, the winningest southpaw in baseball history, dead at 82
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(72)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Zero patience for zero tolerance
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(256)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
First hit-and-run accident involving a Segway
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(41)
 
(e-media)
 
 
 
If you're going to try and stiff your hooker, don't say anything until she unties you and removes the rubber hose
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(52)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
AARP backs Logan's Run-style euthanasia program
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(47)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Researchers statistically link watching "Oprah" and emotional disorders
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(46)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Top 10 signs she's a bitch
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(192)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Scholars and scientist urge all to give Larry Christ's box a second look
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(87)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
NASA faces huge bill after losing a shuttle
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(40)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snake creates panic when it appears in court. Lawyer not very well received either
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Elite" Paris police battle crime on rollerblades
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(87)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New reality show features candidates vying for job as Donald Trump's apprentice. Challenges will include "spot the golddigger" and "how does my hair look?"
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(33)
 
(WTOS.com)
 
 
 
From the "What Goes Around, Comes Around" department, Kid Rock's kid is in trouble at school. So of course Kid Rock discusses it with the press
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(80)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Five hours of naked jogging in sub-zero weather will lead people to question your sanity
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(22)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Cop trades his gun for cocaine, gets arrested for filing false report claiming gun stolen
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
MTV exec slams pop talent TV shows for creating and promoting disposable music
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(184)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Boy declared dead by hospital rushed to second hospital, which upgrades condition to "alive"
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(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Britney Spears barfs; gets to read about it in the Post
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Johnny Wilkinson practicing his kicking
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(92)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Santa's little helper throttles teen
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(49)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe offered salmon snack. Obscenity ensues
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(180)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Angry customers sever restaurant employee's arm after disagreement. I... said... BIGGIE!
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Kentucky law mandates that people take a bath once a year
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(93)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bank robber arrested while showering off evidence left by exploded dye pack
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(25)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman upset over $37 parking ticket, pays with 22 pounds of pennies. Package prompts bomb scare and a court request for more "conventional payment"
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(129)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Annual article on how Butterball Turkey Talk Line gets a lot of really stupid questions this time of year
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(57)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The last thing you'll ever see
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(211)
 
(EVO Magazine)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi EVOs so popular among Russian thieves that theft claims run double the number of cars in the country. Which means that each car has been stolen at least twice
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(100)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man celebrating England's rugby World Cup victory figures he can swim back to shore after leaping off pier. Hilarity does not ensue
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(43)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish herpes claims 4,000 carp in one week. Icythologists rush to make teeny tiny condoms
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Info on Glen Campbell arrest
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(77)
 


Mon November 24, 2003
(Some Phoenix Farkette)
 
NewsFlash
 
Glen Campbell arrested in Phoenix. Flees scene after accident, then assaults cop trying to arrest him for DUI. Link goes to info on his album "By The Time I Get To Phoenix"... mostly because the news is soooo breaking that it isn't on the Ne
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(193)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker needs a particularly irritating (and SFW) audio file to annoy his workers with when his email comes through. Link goes nowhere special
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(116)
 
(EdinburghNews)
 
 
 
Bomb squad called out to blow up chocolate Santa
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(22)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Famous sheep named "Old One Eye" shot in the ass
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pregnant stars get creative cover-ups
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(50)
 
(WTAE-TV)
 
 
 
When robbing a bank, don't use one of your personal checks as the note, especially when it has your name and address on it
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(33)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
60 Minutes reports that more Americans watch porn than 60 Minutes
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(150)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Bush pardons Thanksgiving turkey. Claims he mistook it for an Enron executive
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(163)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town says goodbye to annoying dam beavers
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(40)
 
(NOLA)
 
 
 
KKK initiation now involves being shot in the head
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(227)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Scientists take cool photos of Sunday's full solar eclipse in Antarctica
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(34)
 
(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
Not only did Joe Millionaire 2 suck, Fox executives actually admit it
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(114)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas, Japanese scientists develop first robotic "walking chair." Buy all five individually themed and colored walking chairs, and you can assemble them into a giant, hideous ottoman that can eat Tokyo
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(82)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Creator of credit card dead at 88. Will be snipped up into little pieces by giant scissors
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(54)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Credit card companies keep accounts open for up to three years after you close them, citing good business. Good for them, that is
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(51)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
72-million-year-old dinosaur brain tumor discovered. Cellphone makers deny connection
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(38)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steroid found at Bonds' trainer's home
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(98)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Leaf blowing incident turns ugly as neighbors begin blowing air in each other's faces. Hilarity ensues
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(67)
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker needs a theme for New Year's Eve party. Theme must be uncomplicated but utterly perfect. With voting
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy sold to restaurant as dog meat
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(121)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Video game heroes using their powers for evil
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(175)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Algerian gang busted for selling donkey meat. "Eat My Ass" slogan should have been a tipoff
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(26)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Numbers to be patentable
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(213)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't try lighting your pipe while wearing a full-face ski mask
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(53)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Continuing the tradition of embarrassing presidential brothers, Neil Bush is back in the news. Looks like 41 might have another grandchild
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(83)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling traded to the Red Sox for $24 worth of beads. Duke sucks
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(99)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New laws could make grocery stores close down for selling condoms
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(50)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Faster speed limits are weeding out the crappy drivers
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(349)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brits manage to down 37,000,000 pints of beer during Saturday's rugby match and they're damned proud of it
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(63)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Survivor finalist gets new spot on The View. Says experience will come in handy when fighting Star Jones for doughnuts and coffee
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer star Mia Hamm marries Red Sox star Nomar Garciapara. Children will sign Nike endorsement at moment of conception
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(110)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school band dumps Michael Jackson's song "Thriller" from Macy's day parade songlist. Going with Pat Benatar's "Hell Is for Children" instead
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
McDonald's: "Don't play with the Play-Doh"
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(67)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Indian man claims he has survived 68 years without eating, drinking or relieving himself
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(127)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian PM's new car is bomb-proof. However, it's too heavy for use on roads
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(42)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Scientists worried after finding high caffeine levels in sea
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(59)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drunks make pilgrimage to Denmark and beg for stiff sentences
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(16)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Women who have sex in the morning sleep better at night
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(240)
 
(iFilm)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's music video
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(99)
 
(CNN)