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Sun November 09, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
A day in traffic court. Some days are better than others
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(239)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trailer trash wins lottery. Burns trailer to annoy neighbors
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop something Borrowed, Blue, Old and New
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Foreign country webcams
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(99)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Jessica Lynch says Pentagon full of liars
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(848)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Juvenile (is) delinquent on his child support, taken to court by his baby's momma
source: launch.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit an ode to the Thanksgiving turkey
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In L.A., people fight for lapdances. In Egypt, it's belly dances
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(42)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Red Cross is closing its Baghdad and Basra offices due to "an extremely dangerous and volatile situation"
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(163)
 
(Oregonian)
 
 
 
Man gets 13 years for shooting up McDonald's drive-thru -- all he wanted was a "large orange drink"
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(145)
 
(BigThings)
 
 
 
Theme: Cheap imitations. The cheaper, the better
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(146)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Enron executive's lawyer says he fought against release of documents "out of principle"
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(41)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
High blood pressure may help seniors
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Blasts rock Saudi capital
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(158)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia fears sand shortage
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(38)
 
(HotTamale)
 
Boobies
 
Sexy Mexican actress Ninel Conde (SFW)
source: fulllatin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(1010wins.com)
 
 
 
American Idol runner-up being sued for more than $100,000 for fender bender
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(41)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft returns to bloatware, phasing out the Internet with next version of Windows
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(115)
 
(tcpalm.com)
 
 
 
Road rage fight broke up by a kick-boxing cosmetologist. "I just went over there and laid him down like pancake"
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex- is missing, last seen wearing tether
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(117)
 
(Some Young Fapper)
 
Boobies
 
The lovely Natalia Sirocka (not safe for work)
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(71)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
FedExing yourself to Vegas to save on airfair may seem like a good idea, but the piece-by-piece part will screw you every time
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bread makers feeling unleavened due to Atkins diet
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are some pictures of the lunar eclipse you just missed
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(69)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Episcopal dioceses push for wiggle room after gay vote
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Health benefits extended to reservists. Much rejoicing ensues
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The psychology of virus writers
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(floridatoday.com)
 
 
 
Senior citizen mistakes the gas for the brake and takes out her own home
source: floridatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In order to prevent the large amount of drugs in schools, police storm local school. Expulsionary action ensues
source: ksat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami loses again. Response: "Wah"
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Iran to allow nuke inspections
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Miss Afghanistan could be charged for appearing in beauty contest
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oral sex illegal in Singapore, no matter what
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Miss Florida critically injured in car accident
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(16)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
French department stores using strippers to woo customers. Razor and deodorant sales reportedly up
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State tailback flunking physical education class. Mr. Obvious surrenders
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Toddler pronounced dead. Later moved to better hospital, where her condition was upgraded to alive
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(41)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Up to 300,000 Iraqis may be in mass graves. You know, because Saddam was a great humanitarian
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A little late, but not left out, Egypt bans Bruce Almighty
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jehovah Witness enrollments up at med schools offering spiritual-healing courses
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blind woman suing to be artificially inseminated. I don't see what's the big deal
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(31)
 
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Like to smoke and fark at the same time? Problem solved
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(40)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma decides last week's victory was too small, takes 77-0 lead into the 4th quarter
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Smith & Wesson introduces new .500 Magnum, three times as powerful as a .44 Magnum. Go ahead, make my decade
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(144)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Over one million music files deleted due to RIAA's anti-piracy campaign
source: shortnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lt. colonel may face court-martial for his "unorthodox" interrogation methods, which may have saved American lives
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(84)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Cell phone advertising coming soon to a cell phone near you
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(24)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Health clubs ban camera cell phones
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(17)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Australian university now offering surfing diplomas
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(11)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Minister administers "holy spanking" to children with a belt under the orders of God. Police administer "Holy Jailarity" under the orders of man and the law
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another sign of the impending apocalypse: Country rap
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Wild bear rips off part of Lake Tahoe resident's car door to get at piece of chewing gum. Your bear wants Doublemint
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Karl Marx, Albert Einstein, Willy Brandt and Johann Sebastian Bach fight it out for the title of "best. German. Ever"
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nuclear weapons lab loses 12 keys. Cost to taxpayers for replacment locks: $1.7 million
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(19)
 


Sat November 08, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farker ChemWeapon with a chemistry project by making pictures of primordial Earth. Link goes to Cliche No. 1
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guys quits job and sells all his possessions in order to devote himself to watching sports
source: theledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(137)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sexy horseplay" the No. 1 form of bonding at Norwich City College -- where's the application page?
source: eveningnews24.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The dark-haired goddess, Kelly Brook (not safe for work)
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(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Problem solver decides to check out an "automatic hammer" to see if it really hits the nail on the head. Hilarity ensues
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(116)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Unemployed man who skipped out on restaurant bill doesn't fake overdose to get out of it. But don't worry: He stabbed everyone chasing him
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(31)
 
(Zanesville Times-Recorder)
 
 
 
High school soccer player sentenced to 180 days for foul committed in game
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(137)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Webster's Dictionary adds "McJob," defined as "low paying and dead-end work." McDonalds is not McAmused or McHappy
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(178)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Explorers find gold in Civil War-era shipwreck off Georgia
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(36)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Photoshop David Letterman holding photo of new son. Be nice, he'll probably see it
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(177)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Man scams over $100K by inventing a wife who was killed on 9/11, even holds funeral with rented children to portray his family
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(60)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S. baseball team eliminated from next summer's Olympics, while teams like The Netherlands will be competing
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince Charles: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Fawcett"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
In New Hampshire, lesbian sex is not adultery. Need to study the subject more closely
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(110)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Theme: Iain Duncan Smith is no longer leader of the Conservative party, so photoshop him with a new job. (Link goes to inspiration)
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(62)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman decides the best way to deal with a speeding ticket is start ramming the police cruiser
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit skits Al Sharpton should perform on Saturday Night Live
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Weather forecasters, who can't even get their five-day forecasts straight, inform us how this winter's weather will unfold
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(41)
 
(BrainyQuote)
 
 
 
A bunch of Dan Quayle quotes to make you feel more smarter
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Economy creates 300,000 jobs in three months. Great news -- if the number of qualified Americans currently unemployed was anywhere near 300,000
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(231)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Street workers startle drivers by stenciling incredibly rude sign on roadway (w/pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The "Partridge Family" is returning to TV
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(75)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Kissing 101
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(120)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Not in my store, punk!" Female Subway employee, 62, kicks knife-wielding, would-be robbers ARSES. Subway finally has replacement for those Jared commercials
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What historical figures would you most like to drink with and why?
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(338)
 
(KOIT.com)
 
 
 
BMI honors Stevie Nicks
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(66)
 


Fri November 07, 2003
(gazettenet.com)
 
 
 
Engineering students start business converting old refrigerators into giant beer dispensers
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(61)
 
(Some Guitarist)
 
 
 
The guitar theory explained in way that is best, in English written by who that speaks no English
source: torvund.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Daily Dartmouth)
 
 
 
New college mascot is anthropomorphic beer keg. Go team!
source: thedartmouth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Swedish boobies that obey your commands. Not safe for work, obviously. Hoppa Fram
source: tuttar.bylzz.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(131)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
County sells woman's farm over $572 tax bill
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(AtariAge.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Atari 2600 game you always wanted but was never made
source: atariage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(141)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illinois governor blasts state legislature for a "spending orgy." Apparently other types of orgies are okay
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Hundred of artifacts missing from the Kansas Cosmosphere and Space Center. Panel concludes a lock on the front door may help in the future
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Minami Yoshikawa -- 33 pics. (Not safe for work)
source: easythumbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police canines get body armor. Your dog wants to kick some ass
source: ichuddersfield.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Student gets $300 fine, faces assault charge for giving his girlfriend a hickey
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
The secret, inside scoop on how fast oil-change places rip you off
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(215)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. chopper shot down -- six killed
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(379)
 
(MSNBC)
 
Video
 
Police hold high school students at gunpoint while searching for drugs. No drugs found
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(191)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Check out this butt (not safe for work)
source: sub.links.free.fr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Star Wars saga makes its debut on Cartoon Network today. Finally a medium that will capture the true genius of George Lucas
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(198)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Australia catches cod poachers by putting microchips in fish, later finding their spy fish as fillets in the culprit's freezer
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five transgender teens who attend Harvey Milk High School pose as female prostitutes, rob their tricks by claiming to be undercover cops willing to let them go free in exchange for cash and credit cards
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(301)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Reporter tries to get Roger Ebert to say movies cause school violence. Ebert refuses. Reporter drops Ebert's segment
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(201)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Teens either don't keep abstinence pledges or they redefine what sex is to get around them on technicalities
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(238)
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Women incapable of rational thought while shopping
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Lunar eclipse happening tomorrow around the globe
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Subway employee videotapes women using restaurant's bathroom. It's okay, he had Subway today
source: katu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
All your credit report info are belong to India
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears: "She has been so well marketed that the question of her talent is really a non-issue"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(181)
 
(Kark.com)
 
 
 
Goat leads police on 30 minute chase around town after breaking into bank
source: kark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists uncover extensive hidden ruins around ancient Incan site of Machu Picchu. UFO runway and interplanetary duty-free shop remain undiscovered
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Design SbB ad -- winner gets SbB hat and submission posted on Fark for a day
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Customer collapses in busy restaurant, fakes drug overdose to avoid paying bill. Jailarity ensures
source: icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Hooters Air swelling in size
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials buy 68,000 first-class airline seats, were supposed to fly coach
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds refuses to bungee jump naked
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yellowpages)
 
 
 
Surprise message now on Johnson City Power Board (TN) 1-800 service repair number (site OK -- phone message not safe for work)
source: yellowpages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Sex offender dresses up as a cop to get free hummers from prostitutes
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New fat-bottom burlesque review scares the pants off San Francisco
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(224)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman in federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison discovered to be a man. With mugshot
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Email transcript between sheriff's office and t-shirt company selling Kobe Bryant shirts
source: vaildaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Fatman)
 
 
 
Fatman Games turns one year old today
source: fatmangames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to killing friend who served him urine in beer can. Come up with a better headline for this article. Voting enabled
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(242)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Five officers protecting power plant against terrorists decide to take the day off to fish instead
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Phone company has six pack of really good beer delivered to guy's house to make up for bad service
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(GoMemphis)
 
 
 
"It's gotten to where you can't come out half naked anymore"
source: gomemphis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(PJS)
 
 
 
"The old squirrels take longer to cook because they're tougher," she says matter-of-factly
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(models.com)
 
Weeners
 
Top 50 male models of 2003. Safe for work
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(123)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Page 3 Idol -- the final 3 (not safe for work)
source: page3.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Playing computer games at work makes you feel better about your job
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man, who beheaded his three children, discovers it's really hard to win an insanity defense in Texas
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Tough times force zoo to lay off elephants
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart to launch it's own pay-per-song download service. Illegal aliens developing website for end-of-year launch
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(FrontPage Magazine)
 
 
 
Muslims in Sudan claim foreigners are making their penises disappear
source: frontpagemag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(142)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman thought she had a real deal in her $1200-a-month, one-bedroom apartment. So did the other 28 renters
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas SUV dealer promises "this weekend, we can show you how to make that tax loophole big enough to drive a fleet of trucks and sport utility vehicles through it"
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
You're not really cool until you turn 30
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New covert force hunts Saddam, Bin Laden. Don't tell anyone about the new covert force
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Play a rendition of Peg Solitaire and HiQ thinking games similar to Chinese Checkers, part of FARK's wasteful Fridays
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC videostore owner faces $6000 in fines after health inspector catches him with the city's newest controlled substance: An ashtray
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(206)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man runs dead cat up flagpole so neighbor can find it more easily
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(83)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Shania Twain says she doesn't always shave under her arms because she's from Canada
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(172)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
GM's new bulletproof Cadillac DeVille, capable of withstanding shots from a .44 magnum, expected to appeal to "security-conscious shoppers"
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(61)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Prince Charles vehementy denies doing something so outrageous that no one is allowed to say what it was
source: wireservice.wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(150)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Turtles breathe through their butts to hibernate through the winter
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(44)
 
(Some Grinch)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Christmas card to send a boss who cancelled the holiday party twice last year, then made employees work on Christmas (Link goes to GIS for "Grinch")
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Schwarzenegger to hire private investigator to determine how many women he groped
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(44)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton fighting release of sex video. Videos appearance on P2P networks in three... two... one...
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(341)
 
(365 project)
 
 
 
"Happy birthday, Jesus"
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last reminder -- SF Fark party this Saturday, 2pm @ Tommy's Joint. Details on zekemacneil.com
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Russian oil company faces charges for letting rabbits mate without supervision, protection
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(29)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man, who likes to smoke dope in the nude in public, appears in court wearing a blanket
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(55)
 


Thu November 06, 2003
(HeroMiles)
 
 
 
Donate your frequent flyer miles to help U.S. troops get home on leave for the holidays
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(249)
 
(DMRegister)
 
 
 
ISU student government votes to fund bondage club
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this University of Miami player getting laughed at after dropping an easy pass
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friend loans Farker her credit card so he can order her presale tickets to the game. What else should she get in the mail next week? Link goes to not safe for work ideas. Voting enabled
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police dog drops chase in lieu of chocolate
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(63)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Philanthropist Joan Kroc leaves jaw-dropping $200,000,000 to NPR
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(398)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ancient Iraqi treasures found in Baghdad cesspool
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas approves biology textbooks that say nothing about alternatives to evolution
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(1032)
 
(NJ.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible anthrax at White House mail area
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Running around with an erection potentially could be difficult"
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(73)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
It's hard to prove you're a changed man when you spit on the prosecutor in court
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man caught twice in one month speeding in 60-kmh zone tries to get out of tickets by erecting 70-kmh sign under the speed camera
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(32)
 
(sanluisobispo.com)
 
 
 
Student editor says putting porn URL in newspaper probably wasn't a good idea
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(34)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Zookeeper stunned by ugly-ass baby giraffe's surprise birth (with pics)
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(42)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Weeners
 
Truck carrying 43,000 pounds of hot dogs catches fire
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(94)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Poland suffers its first casulty of Iraq war as Polish soldier killed. Contrary to earlier reports, cause of death was ambush and not screen door in submarine
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(103)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Romanian soccer player trying to bribe God by promising to build a church if his team beats Liverpool
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(35)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Emails from your bank written in Engrish and asking for account details should be eyed with suspicion
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(44)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
University of Michigan tries to convince fans to clean up vulgar chants
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(92)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Young Playboy hottie, Tiffany Lang. (Not safe for work)
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(192)
 
(wbal news)
 
 
 
Why not speed with human remains in the trunk?
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(34)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
In honour of Sesame Street turning 35, photoshop the letters Q and X, and the number 13
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel broadcasts secret weapons test on live TV by mistake
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(122)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
It's a felony to have more than four fish in your freezer in Utah. And the police will trail you and stake out your house to make sure you don't
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(98)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
He said the pair went back to his office, took ecstasy and engaged in sex acts he described as a bit of "fiddlie-noo"
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(76)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
List of new "fees" snuck on to your cellphone bill to help cover the "costs" of number portability
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(126)
 
(NBC 5)
 
 
 
Librarian claims he was just testing the filters when he surfed for porn at school. And he wants $500,000 because the schoolboard didn't believe him at first
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(60)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
David Blaine will plunge hundreds of feet from a helicopter into a river for his next stunt
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(168)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Without any of the fanfare that accompanied the new $20 bill, a new nickel is released today
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(105)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
When buying a home, kidnapping the realtor will not get you a better deal
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(22)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today's affirmative-action bake-sale flame war brought to you by Indiana University
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(597)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When transporting juveniles to a youth detention center, please remember to not get out of the car while it is running
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(31)
 
(People)
 
 
 
Beyonce: Future queen of England?
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(86)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Tivo FutureVue+ feature allows viewers to fast-forward into the future
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(41)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Owner of lost leg turns up and he's not happy
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(82)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Nothing beats The Trollops for masturbatory music accompaniment (not safe for work)
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(121)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wheel of Fortune celebrates 4,000th show. WH_ G_VES A SH_T
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't eat hallucinogenic mushrooms and smoke pot, then "freak out," try to drive home and run over a jogger
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(334)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Music from the 90s already considered for oldies radio format
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(183)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Gary "Green River Killer" Ridgway pleads guilty to murdering 48 women
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(117)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
New book reveals Jessica Lynch was raped during captivity
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(670)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton felt she didn't look or feel pretty enough while growing up. Getting massive boobies changed all that
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(119)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears now dating John Cusack; says Esquire tricked her into posing without her pants
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(224)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Fiddle player for Dixie Chicks expecting twins who will grow up to be embarrased about Bush, too
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(361)
 
(WCPO)
 
NewsFlash
 
Today's workplace shooting brought to you by West Chester, OH
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(110)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Premature infant receives titanium ribcage from doctors. Carbon-fiber eyelids, chrome kneecaps and yellow V-TEC stickers to be retrofitted shortly
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(194)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Drive-By Truckers
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(79)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Introducing "Miss Digital World," pageant girls created by guys who have never actually seen one up close
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(91)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rutgers football No. 1 in something -- beating the Vegas line
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(35)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft forgets to renew hotmail.co.uk domain
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(59)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
Danny DeVito to guest star on "Friends" as stripper
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(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield dies. In other news, Mirage premieres their new show, entitled "Siegfried & Bill Medley"
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(71)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
How to infiltrate an embassy: First, try removing your MI5 name badge
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(48)
 
(WKYC TV)
 
 
 
Shameless marketing: Secret codes unlock hidden shoes in NBA LIVE 2004
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(66)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Photoshop presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry preparing to wage war on the local pheasant population
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew to be on The Michael Graham Experience tonight at 6pm EST
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(45)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Study finds cleaning teeth dates back to early man. Unclear how the practice elluded Britain
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(147)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
What on Earth is this guy talking about? AudioEdit the possibilities
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists pose the question: What is up with the sun? Answer: Who the hell knows?
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(104)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Houston Chronicle inflates circulation numbers by bribing auditors with vists to strip clubs
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(45)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
American politics is just like Fark. Two diametrically opposed sides having a flame war with no possible end
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(178)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New wristwatch phone uses your finger as the earpiece. This way, when you say, "Tell it to my ass," you can actually make people tell it to your ass
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Rhode Island is America's yardstick, New Jersey is America's armpit. What are the other states? Voting enabled
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(529)
 


Wed November 05, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cincinatti Reds player Dernell Stenson shot, then dragged to death behind pick-up in Arizona
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(368)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
High school QB beaten up by teammates after bad game. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 
(SI.com)
 
 
 
Moammar Gadhafi's soccer playing son tests postive for doping, gunpowder
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(29)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Convenience store robber says "he was only playing and was going to pay for the beer" after clerk confronts him with baseball bat
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: Monster-hunter kits. Link goes to vampire kit
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(95)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New Matrix flick sucks so bad it could pull the moon out of its orbit
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(736)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Despite being stabbed multiple times, and having to hold his own intestines in his hands, man fights off guy who attacked his daughter
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(125)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Viagra reaches a promotional deal with the PGA, something about scoring higher with fewer strokes
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(38)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Twinkle the Camel always looking for an extra hump
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(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Member of a band that nobody has heard of thrown out of her own CD release party because security guards don't know who she is
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawyer fails to legally bind his wife to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Frozen, skinned dog carcasses found in Chinese restaurant freezer. Not steak
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(91)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts doesn't know where one-third of their registered sex offenders live or work
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(65)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Kid Rock concert to air on VH-1 will include an R-rated version of Frosty the Snowman
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(67)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
California town votes to love nature
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(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Won't someone please hire these poor, starving nude models? (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
New Zealand traveler pays $2,595 for a single beer. Obviously not domestic
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers take time out from creating singing fish and beer-flavored cereal to discover lycopene found in tomatoes may actually prevent cancer
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Voyager 1 reaches edge of solar system. Will return in 300 years to kick Captain Kirk's ass
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(74)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton hot sex tape may end up, of all places, on the Internet
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(285)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian firm offers alibis for when you leave to cheat on your spouse. Leaving them in a drunken stupor while you run off no longer acceptable
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(15)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Naked, drunk, singing lawyers arrested while drying wet clothes in a private laundry room
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DA office may have shown bias when ordering 76 anti-Kobe Bryant t-shirts
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(80)
 
(mlive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan newspaper reports in huge headline, "Montel Williams fined after being found with drug paraphernelia," but in smaller text reports that he is using medicinal marijuana for MS
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(162)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Personal web surfing at work can benefit workers
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge blocks bill on partial-birth abortions. What's red and sits in a highchair?
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(798)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft offering $500,000 bounty for information leading to creators of MSBlast and Sobig virii
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(124)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Daughter of China's top communist marries the son of China's top capitalist. Fox series already in preproduction
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(63)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Twenty-four percent of Americans prefer to have their teeth drilled over sitting in gridlock traffic
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(55)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Bear-proof suit, vibrating bowel-mover and a shoe-fitting X-ray top the list of worst inventions ever
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(71)
 
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Apparently confusing "terrorists" with "strippers," FBI uses Patriot Act to bust club managers in bribery case
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(220)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC chief quoted as saying their shows suck
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(158)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Herring talk to each other through farts
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Howard Dean defends courting important White Trash vote, admits to smoking marijuana. John Edwards and John Kerry immediately admit also smoking pot in effort to appear relevant
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(296)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sister Sledge to visit UK parliament to lobby for gun control; likely to be followed by camera crews from "Where Are They Now?"
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(49)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today's chopped-off penis story is brought to you by Vietnam, land of the squeezed testicles
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(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
P. Diddy and his aerodynamic haircut named Athelete of the Week
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(82)
 
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
One-third of stray dogs in Taiwan are sold to restaurants
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(81)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New 16 Megapixel infrared camera mounted on telescope. With very cool pic. School children now have new tool for small penis jokes
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(43)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Bear goes on drunken tear through college, runs head first into wall, disappeared into woods to answer eternal question. In related news, Appalachian State University wins "Frat Party of the Year" award
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Green River killer punches ticket on Hell Express
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(215)
 
(Some Scientist)
 
 
 
Create your own scientific effect and illustrate it. Link goes to example
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(88)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Four bishops publish study on sexuality. In other news, four mechanics publish a report on cardiac-valve replacement, and four blind drunks publish a report on modern photography
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(79)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly Mayor John Street wins re-election handily despite bugging of office and seizure of PDAs by FBI
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(86)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman blames her divorce on the fact that her husband's male relatives all danced naked at her wedding
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami football players whine about getting hit during football game -- request switch to touch football
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(131)
 
(Sheffield Today)
 
 
 
Twenty-five pints of beer and a sledgehammer make for an unforgettable evening
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(52)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If think you lost your leg around 11:30 on Monday, the Saginaw police may have it. You may have to sign for it, though
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(45)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Male cop catches flasher by dressing as schoolgirl
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(69)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
University replaces seminars with online chat for religious history classes. Public anti-Semitism, sexism and Muslim bashing ensues
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(476)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Drunken bank robbery foiled after manager talks them into taking out a loan instead
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
It's not possible to get enough Sofia Vergara (SFW)
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(105)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Explosive experts calculate that Guy Fawkes' Bonfire Night plot to blow up palace of Westminster in 1605 would have levelled most of London
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(160)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Virginia Tech builds "Big Mac" supercomputer cluster out of 2,200 G5 processors, two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame-seed bun
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(133)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Judge says its your First Amendment right to flash your lights to warn cars about speed traps
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(319)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Messier passes Gordie Howe for second place in career NHL points, still 1006 points behind Wayne Gretzky. Should pass him at age 105
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(92)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's bottom 10 college football teams. Strangely, Duke is missing from said list
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(90)
 
(Some Detroit Farker)
 
 
 
Detroit Fark Party, Nov 8
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Lebron James in a different occupation in which he could excel
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(74)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eight out of 10 people are hopelessly incompetent at their job
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(158)
 
(Honolulu StarBulletin)
 
 
 
New 11-foot SpongeBob Squarepants sculpture is put up to replace the one stolen in May
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(61)
 
(WKRN)
 
 
 
Man robs bank, then crosses street to get a haircut. Stylist gets halfway thorough crewcut before arrest
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(41)
 


Tue November 04, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Largest California wildfire contained
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(45)
 
(Spaceweather)
 
 
 
ANOTHER solar flare, largest in history. Watch for auroras tonight, satellite disruption tomorrow and the end of the world on 8 March, 2003
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(187)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry Letterman: Nine pounds, 21 ounces
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a song or jingle for your (least?) favorite politician
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(21)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
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Natasha Yi (not safe for work)
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"Pieces of Ass" play has women delivering monologues explaining why their lives suck because they're so good-looking
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Paul McCartney to be granddead... er, granddad... Sorry
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Lun Lun, Yang Yang hoping phone will ring ring
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In an apparent glitch in the system, co-creator Larry Wachowski just realized that he DID come up with The Matrix idea before meeting his ex-wife
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Naming your son Jesus Christ "may cause problems for the boy's communication with other children, not to mention his future adult life"
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Interview with a (stoned) porn star -- not safe for work
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Photoshop farker Eeek, who makes one fine bovine
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U.S. television networks realizing their ratings are plummeting because their shows suck
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Hundreds of kids returning Halloween candy to protest company's use of cocoa made with child labor. P. Diddy's clothes still ok though
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suspect imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay learned enough about America while detained to file a $10 million lawsuit after release
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Ralph Macchio turns 42 today. Now able to play someone as old as 21
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In a submission which certainly will not get posted, Bush has the worst jobs record dating back to the Depression
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Fourth-grader finds hypodermic needle on the way to bus stop. Hilarity ensues
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Grand Funk Railroad to rock dog wash
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Hitler was hypnotized during the World War I
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Guy causes car wreck, charges cops $500,000 to write down his name
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"If you've even seen a man in a skirt, the first thing you think of is male genitalia"
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Sherrif's department sends out 300 letters identifying wrong man as sex offender
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Clerk thinks armed robber is trick-or-treat prankster, waves gun out of his face, refuses to give him money. Robber leaves with nothing
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"Osama wants YOU" -- joke political mailings go over about as well as you'd expect in Northern NJ
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Serial arsonist arrested 104 times, now wary of Florida's 105 strikes law
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The Dead Sea is dying
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Car driven off pier. Witnesses report hearing a horn play "Dixie" and someone yell, "YEEEEEE-HAAA," just before car hit the water
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Tiny train traveling six mph derails at park, injuring eight. Tonka fire trucks dispatched to scene. Navan R. Johnson has no comment
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Woman suing Big Boy restaurant for damages from encounter with vicious mouse
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man sitting on crane in Spider-Man costume hopes stunt will gain him visitation rights to his daughter
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Guy who kept tiger and alligator in NYC apartment wasn't exactly Mr. Neat (with photos that will make your home look spotless)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Milky Way galaxy is tearing the Canis Major dwarf galaxy a new one. No word on if any tossing is planned
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Media making annual mistake of assuming that local elections are really about the Presidential election
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man jailed for assaulting woman with a curry
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Oregon Simpsons fan grafts tomato plant to tobacco plant, creates "tomacco." Still working on giant sun-blocking device, baby translator
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Cartoonist receives death threats after alluding to fact that Pittsburgh smells
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Al Sharpton to host SNL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Eminem" is an insult to your mother in Turkish
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Students won't face charges for engaging in sex act during science class
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County rents storefront, uses it as a courthouse. Owner raises rent. County says, "Nope, eminent domain... it's ours now"
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Los Angeles citizens to vote on allowing lap dances in strip clubs. $400k ballot fee delivered in ones and fives
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Skies above Japan alive with extraterrestrial activity
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Photoshop PETA's dark side
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Sex offender nominated to parks and recreation board
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Human-faced chickens, killer clowns and ape-like creature terrorizing children: "Jersey City has a high weirdness quotient"
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Couple who disagree with school's handling of hazing incident get house egged by students
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgian man saves pet fish with mouth-to-mouth. Sounds like a Mentos commercial, but no, it really happened
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Guide to hooking up with a stripper
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Russell Crowe says Michael Jackson has called him several times, disguising his voice and giggling
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Winnipeg man gave toilet drop-ins to trick-or-treaters. Mmmm, scrubbing bubbles
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Tenacious D's 45-day hunger strike above Times Square lasts a whole hour
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Flashing yellow lights on side of car puzzle BMW driver
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Bar owner kills two robbers with single shot. Unclear if it was whiskey or vodka
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Say it loud: I'm Mac and I'm proud! Apple recycles Spike Lee's Malcolm X logo for box art (with pic)
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Big Ass Fan Co. complaints and kudos
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Lawyer for man convicted of shooting and killing policeman apologized Monday for singing "I Shot The Sheriff" as he was leaving the courtroom
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Big Ass Fan Company survives attempt by local councilman to have its mooning-donkey billboard declared illegal
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Happy birthday to Petra Verkaik, Playboy's Miss December 1989, all natural and looking good at 37. Not safe for work
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Letterman expecting birth of first child later today
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Strange, high-frequency noises which have baffled British intelligence analysts for days turns out to be really horny ram humping an aerial mast
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Today's pedestrian stuck in a winshield and carried for several blocks brought to you by Seattle
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Bush twin's dorm shower interrupted by couple having sex with vibrator
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Theme: If I were president...
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Need a job? Draft boards are hiring
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AudioEdit an ad campaign from ancient times
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Woman fights 480-mph speeding ticket issued by a speed camera
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Theme: Golf rules so obscure, they haven't been written yet. Link goes to handy template
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Animal rights protesters not happy with the concept of "turkey bowling"; claim the idea won't fly
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prayer has no effect on illness. Religious leaders respond by shoving fingers in ears and chanting
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle man is the best screwer on the continent. In your face, Milwuakee
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New Chick tract advises against exploding
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Captain Obvious says: "Don't light your friends on fire on top of a mall"
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Tanzanian annual goat races. The winner attends the banquet, the losers are the banquet
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"Trick or treat." "You want candy? Dance, boy, dance." BLAM. "I said dance, boy!"
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Honda recalls 652,000 vehicles that could roll while in park with no key in the igniton
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French Vogue sends out issues with advertising supplement containing pictures of nude girls as young as 13
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Five-year-old Dutch girl gives candy to her classmates. Turns out be her brother's stash of ecstasy. Hilarity ensues
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Phillies get All-Star closer Billy Wagner from the Astros for a couple of scrubs and a sack of magic beans
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The FCC wants to fine AT&T $780,000 for reaching out and touching 29 people on the "Do Not Call" list
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Motorcycle rider in the hospital after unsuccessful attempt to stand on seat with front wheel in the air
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man secures place in history as being first to die from being struck in throat by remote-control helicopter
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly Inquirer endorses Nestor Gonzalez for city council. Gonzalez died in October
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Turns out the leader of the group posting adult-bookstore customers' pics online is on the state registry of sex-offenders
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Modern versions of classic paintings. Not work safe
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Condom costume gets high school girl suspended
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Key West opens nude eatery
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Rod Stewart whines about not receiving a Grammy. Sting offers to send him one of his
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Woman dies after crashing car into cell-phone store because she was talking on her cell phone
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man who throws like a girl needs two tries to throw a brick through a window at House of Representatives
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man steals stuff. Owner of stuff makes man cut off own thumb in retalitation
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man goes snowmobiling when there's no snow on the ground. Hilarity ensues
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Studios racing to produce Amityville Horror films, fail to mention that the people who lived there made up the whole story over beers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New Delhi overrun by angry monkeys
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Results of Britney Spears nude study
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If you've got 500 pounds of pot stashed in your house, it's probably not a great idea to call the cops when someone fires shots at your residence
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Look up in the sky tonight and you can see a giant asteroid sailing by
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Amber Alert canceled after girl found safe at school. Initial reports said the abductor was driving a large yellow vehicle with multiple seats
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a gene that encourages people to over eat -- it's called the Classic Triple with Cheese
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Mike Skallas' ad-blocking project updated. Herbal Viagra sales plummet
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie's daughter flashes fans (with not-safe-for-work photo)
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(The Sun)
 
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Page 3 Idol: The final six (not safe for work)
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Photoshop some cool things to throw in a juicer, and their possible results
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Group of youths celebrate Halloween by having sex in cemetery. Officials say they made a grave mistake
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(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hog roaster given market stall between vegetarian and Jewish woman
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Eleven dead after grasshoppers stage surprise swarm attack
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
57-year-old woman hijacks helicopter in attempt to break her toy-boy husband out of jail
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Official TotalFark ignorelist FArQ released. Get a TF account, never see asshats post on Fark again
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Shoppers forced to hide from rampaging boar
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(kfty.com)
 
 
 
Thieves literally steal everything in man's apartment, from soap dish to frozen peas (w/pic)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
New twist in funerary arrangements -- having your cremains become part of an artificial reef so your redneck relatives can fish off it
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FDA consider requiring restaurants to add nutrition information like calories and fat to menus. "Yes, I'd like the Bloomin' Onion Heart Attack on a Plate, 2800 calories, please"
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(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
Nightclub staff to remind customers to pee before they leave
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dean wants votes from "guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks." Gephardt counters: "I want to be the candidate of guys with the American flag on their pickup trucks." Kerry's response: "What's a pickup truck?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
City "accidentally" triples water pressure; toilets begin to sing
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
The Sun is there, but according to scientists it's been acting "unusual"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AAP recommends parents avoid using ipecac syrup in case of child poisoning. Finger down the throat or playing Clay Aiken CD still acceptable
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Supermarket in China says all employees must kill daily quota of five flies before being allowed to go home
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Garden gnomes reduce house values. In other news, someone stole Drew's replacement gnome last month
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(NM Channel)
 
 
 
Boy suspended for taking two sodas from machine when he only paid for one
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Study says children can get useful sex education by watching TV shows like "Friends." If by "useful" you mean couples that change partners like socks and live with a monkey
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Police who write the most traffic tickets claim the most overtime pay -- by showing up in court
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan State, the third-ranked college basketball team in the country, loses at home to the Harlem Globetrotters. Duke sucks
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