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Sun November 02, 2003
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Google)
 
 
 
Ego surfing -- search Google for your own name. Any strange people with your name out there?
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(349)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scary movies, here comes the science...
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(CuteMeter)
 
Boobies
 
Check out some of the "Fark Friends" links, like this one (nsfw)
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(69)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Some Green)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader writes on four signs of societal decay. Surprisingly, Bennifer not mentioned
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(232)
 
(Top Boobies)
 
Boobies
 
Mmmmm, toasters (Not safe for work)
source: homepage.ntlworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"He was just all over him. He was stark naked and screaming about the light, screaming 'I'm dead, I'm dead'"
source: newarkadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ax-wielding off-duty cop gets shot twice in the face when guy doesn't realize it's a Halloween prank
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gandhi: "Not one monkey has been relocated to my constituency"
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(39)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Beast wins gold at Great American Beer Festival
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(76)
 
(KING5)
 
 
 
Holy cow. Bison gone wild
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Lazy Sunday)
 
 
 
Client quotes, brought to you by the Dotcom Bust
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(123)
 
(operationsaveamerica.org)
 
 
 
Christians take on fortune tellers. Psychics surrender
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(195)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boys injure themselves lighting aerosol can on fire; tentatively identified as Wee Man and Steve-O
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(42)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"They knew full well what they were eating. Some of them wanted two pieces. They ate it so quickly some people didn't even get a piece," says woman arrested for serving cannabis cake at pool tournament
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who went over Niagara Falls about to write a book
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(46)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toyota factory raided over Ferrari spy claims. Hyundai surrenders
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only the Secret Service knows "measures to protect the president from a malevolent ghost"
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(42)
 
(Bostom Herald)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in the town of Salem, Mass. on Halloween, after he refused to get in the cauldron like the witches told him to
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctors ranked second for getting into accidents. Politicians rank near bottom for accidents, but near top for speeding tickets
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Simpsons' Groundskeeper Willie has been praised as "without doubt the coolest and most famous Scotsman on television"
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(90)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Dracula theme park rises from the dead
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(17)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
39,000 horsepower, 18,000 pounds of thrust, magnetic brakes, and just enough to show the Brits we are awesome
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(98)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Beckham racks up $89,000 in valet-parking charges while staying at hotel in Spain
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pooh and Piglet in their off time
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(63)
 
(Atlas of Cyberspace)
 
 
 
Mapping cyberspace using geographic metaphors
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(34)
 
(Alaska.com)
 
 
 
Absent city worker draws $66,456 salary. Hasn't worked since 1996
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(83)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Minnesotans know their vodka don'tcha know
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry asks the question posed daily to Fark administrators: "Which is more interesting? The Siamese walnut? Or Britney Spears?"
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(46)
 
(NY Marathon)
 
 
 
Track P.Diddy's progress in the NY Marathon (Bib # 30972)
source: ingnycmarathon.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(138)
 
(Some Gambler)
 
 
 
Tips and strategies for all your favorite casino games
source: wizardofodds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Pirate attacks increase worldwide. Ahhrr
source: voanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Science research is hampered by companies' mice with patents
source: helenair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farting grasshoppers invade African country, killing 11. God seen gathering chicken-sized frogs for next smiting
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(25)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Workers who became depressed because they had nothing to do qualify for worker's compensation
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama to get Scottish theme village. Och aye the noo, y'all
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Brave New Cattle
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(35)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
The smartest bobblehead doll yet
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(34)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Man saves mountain lion kittens frozen onto some railroad tracks
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oil your chaps up -- the gay rodeo is coming to town
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MIT Shuts Down Alternative File-Swapping
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(70)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Castro concerned about California, hopes Arnold is more than muscle.
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(mLive.com)
 
 
 
Dad trashes neighbor's house because his kid didn't get enough Halloween candy
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(55)
 
(WTOS-FM.com)
 
 
 
A Kid Rock Christmas -or- I Wanna Be a Has-been, baaybeee.
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(43)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
High School student shows up for haloween party with condom-covered T-Shirt as costume. Suspension ensues
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(93)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
P. Diddy ready to run in NYC marathon. Other runners trying to get accustomed to wearing bulletproof vests
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. transport helicopter shot down, 13 killed
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(719)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Arkansas wins longest game in NCAA history in 7 overtimes, Duke sucks
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(49)
 
(Some nihilist)
 
 
 
Theme: The OTHER Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Link goes to an example
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(66)
 
(NBC)
 
 
 
AudioEdit: PSA that people might actually listen to
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(32)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nevada to host 2003 World beard and moustache championship
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(26)
 


Sat November 01, 2003
(Some Puny Guy)
 
 
 
The rest of the 507th, including one soldier with balls bigger than the squirrels
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(599)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide in cemetery in blatant attempt to cut out the middleman
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these BBC Test Cards
source: meldrum.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(146)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Freak hands out Tylenol, dog food as Halloween treats
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(147)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Researchers discover developmental problems and extreme mellowness in frogs and fish exposed to antidepressants passed from humans through sewage treatment systems into rivers and streams
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(66)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Women account for hefty portion of web-porn viewing
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Late night co-ed pool games shut down in Iran. What they really need is a marching band
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man threatening to shoot police distracted when they throw his feline at him. Cat-astrophe avoided
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(58)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Punk, officer shot with same bullet
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(29)
 
(Helena Indepedent Record)
 
 
 
Anti-drug people do not like it when the Toys 'R' Us mascot inhales helium from a balloon in a TV commercial
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(113)
 
(Gates, Bill Gates)
 
 
 
Photoshop some of the new features of Microsoft's Longhorn OS. Link goes to screenshots
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(102)
 
(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Southern Mississippi is running out of booze, somebody get The Bandit on the CB
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(News-Leader.com)
 
 
 
Fired cop swears he followed order to dispose of seized beer. "Turning beer into urine is disposal."
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(42)
 
(Daily Hampshire Gazette)
 
 
 
Daylight Savings Time-warp babies: Twin born 28 minutes after her sister born 32 minutes prior to same sister
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
Video
 
TV station has reporter follow bad drivers, ask them why they can't drive. Hilarity ensues
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(115)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mock genitals flap balls up Japan-China relations
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meth lab discovered in old folks home. Residents not considered suspects, but were found painting the cafeteria, re-roofing the side building and playing Duck Duck Goose
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(30)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
While police explorer groups for teens should foster closer relationships between communities and their police, police rookies should not marry members of said teen explorer groups
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(48)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
When you use inmates to create books for blind children every now and then a typo like 'kill your parents' will slip through
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(56)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bush denied federal funds for CA that might have prevented fires. Was following the lead of Gov Davis who did the same for two CA counties requesting state funds
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terrorists scale things back in rough economy, crash car into Bush rally building
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(86)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle city council members take time out from answering questions to pose for photo with a bong, sit on photo of newspaper columnist, get lap dance from stripper
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(21)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Music from the 1970s's now makes up the majority of what is played on oldies radio
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(119)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: Potential Turner Prize nominees. Link goes to actual nominee
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
"Probably all crap" -- the Straight Dope on Jesus' marriage
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(335)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what zoo animals are trying to say
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(18)
 
(billingsgazette.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver fired for slapping middle-school student across the head when he wouldn't stop saying the word "penis" on the bus
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(228)
 
(Cornell U. Science News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cornell researchers build the world's smallest guitar, with strings 100 atoms thick that must be plucked with a laser beam. Still no cure for cancer
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(150)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Moscow trying to ban Halloween. Kremlin braces for severe TP-ing and egging
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(56)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fun-loving rubber rafters
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(104)
 


Fri October 31, 2003
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Teenage QB with character asks officials to erase record-setting pass because it was tainted by asshat coaches
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Bunny Man" haunts Virginia (with pic). Happy Halloween everyone
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker concotelli afraid of Mrs. Butterworth as a kid. Turns it into short film. AMC likes it, puts it on TV tonight. "Short Screamers," 10pm E/P
source: rainbow-media.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Hollister Freelancer)
 
 
 
HazMat team rushes to Prune Street to discover "toxic spill" was merely merlot
source: freelancenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Traffic-light-changing devices for sale online. Gridlock surrenders
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did Jesus have a wife? ABC News looks into the matter by ignoring any theologian that says "no"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Humane Society takes pricey breeding dog when woman leaves it in car for hours. Woman gets dog back months later, discovers it's been spayed. Johnnie Cochran's pager explodes
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ju-ju-jud-judge mi-might dr-dro-dr-drrr-drop stu-stutt-stutter-stuttering la-law-la-lawsuit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Washington receives Romanian president with full honors, and Russian flag. DOH
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Why not join the celebrations?" says brussels sprout festival organiser
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Greedy scooter-taxi drivers put nails on roads to disrupt cheaper bus service
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Young female witch could see into the future, teleport, and start fires with her mind until she discovered Christ and became a Christian singer
source: headlines.agapepress.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three bison escape meat-packing plant, decide to see the sights
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Take a moment to reflect on the hearty souls who braved the wildfires to loot evacuated homes
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New virus turns your computer into the Antichrist
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
U.S. forces seal off Saddam's birthplace. Hussein's mother now pees through a catheter
source: apnews.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Liquor commission rules that "Ladies Night" is unfair to guys
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man with hernia avoids surgery for 20 years until lump grows so large people make fun of him for being pregnant
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(NBC5i)
 
Video
 
There's love in the air as a 12-year-old girl goes down on a 14-year-old boy in science class. Teacher blamed. Superintendent asks press not to report that there are 500 students per class
source: nbc5i.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(218)
 
(OrangeYouGlad)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Domo-Kuns out on the prowl
source: orangeyouglad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Matt Groening was just joking when he said Fox News tried to sue Fox
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Profane pumpkin causes a stir
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rumsfeld unsure of missing "mojo"
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Coming soon: MSGoogle
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(ABS-CBN)
 
 
 
Police question the motive of bringing machetes, switchblades, butcher knives and booze to the graveyard
source: abs-cbnnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boy hurt in a drive-by-pumpkining
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Pranksters pull women from car at gunpoint, count down to moment of execution, then yell "Happy Halloween." Women, police are not amused
source: newsnet5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(wwdn)
 
 
 
Wil wins VH1 job. Credits Fark and multiple trips with VH1 execs to Nevada brothels
source: wilwheaton.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(178)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman dressed as clown robs bank. Escapes in taxi with 25 other clowns
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(33)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
Video
 
Driver goes on car-crash rampage, takes off pants and flees
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mon dieu. Ziss 'alloween, eet ees stupeed, eh, Pierre?
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(96)
 
(KABC 7)
 
 
 
Robert Blake case starts off with a bang, literally. One in custody, one in critical condition
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man sought by authorities and his nine wives
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge still has canister filled with gum he had litterbug scrape off courtroom benches 15 years ago
source: ajc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Making Fiends)
 
 
 
Fun flash cartoons for Halloween: Making Fiends
source: makingfiends.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: Low-carb beer sucks. "In many Alaska communities, tap water has a more robust color than what came out of the bottle"
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Middle school girls caught passing out Ex-Lax brownies. Jailarity ensues
source: tampatrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker tomnardone206 will be on CNN tonight at 8:10 and 8:40 EST carving extreme pumpkins
source: extremepumpkins.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dentists warns that sucky Halloween "candy" like granola bars are worse for kids than the good stuff
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Chainsaw Massacre star Jessica Biel (not safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(118)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Gardener reveals secret to growing large pumpkins: Get them stinking drunk
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Boy's costume lit on fire. Wanted to be Swamp Thing, not San Diego
source: news.mainetoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Vatican is the intellectual-property owner of the word "Catholic"
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fisherman known to friends as "The Iceman" grabs and kills a 660-pound shark with his bare hands
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(UClick)
 
 
 
2003 George Bush Award for Excellence in Public Service goes to: Ted Kennedy
source: uclick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(225)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly schoolgirls tire of pervert exposing himself in playground, chase him down, beat him up, and hold him till police arrive
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Metal Fingers in my Body. Watercolor animation with robot-humping action (not safe for work)
source: rd.ifilm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(KRZR)
 
Boobies
 
Halloween pumpkin bras (probably not safe for work)
source: krzr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Pete the Parrot hired to answer phone complaints
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Arboretum)
 
 
 
Photoshop something scary into this pretty fall scene in honor of Arbor Day. I mean Halloween
source: sirk.bioss.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(162)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Putting Christ back into Halloween
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(307)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iceman found in Italy didn't wander far. Probably because he's dead. With freaky frozen mummy pic
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Mercedsun-Star)
 
 
 
Sign on house welcomes cops to garden. Cops find over 1,000 pot plants inside house
source: mercedsun-star.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The only thing better than free peanuts on your flight is bags of peanuts filled with cocaine
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bar owner puts out sign advertising naked karaoke; surprised as hell when flooded with volunteers; now in trouble with the law
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What your Halloween costume says about you
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(120)
 
(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
I'm just a robot, nobody loves me: Megaman does Bohemian Rhapsody
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rugby World Cup -- France 41, USA 14. Duke sucks
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(243)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Harvard study concludes diversity on campus will stop binge drinking
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(140)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We ask this every year: What was the worst thing you ever got while trick-or-treating?
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(374)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Drug-using granny beat and robbed other old ladies instead of talking through differences over game of bingo
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(17)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you lose your cell phone in the toilet of a commuter train, it's probably better for you, your arm, and the thousands of people you end up delaying to just let it go
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Preseason College Basketball Coaches poll announced. Duke sucks
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The true story of Halloween, according to Kenneth Copeland Ministries (TM)
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(176)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Ten highest attended concerts of all-time
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(150)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: The "world's largest ______," specific to your home town
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(96)
 
(Lycos)
 
 
 
Let's try something new -- AudioEdit a caption for this image
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lebron James has double double in second NBA Game. Duke sucks
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(84)
 
(zekemacneil.com)
 
 
 
Bay Area Fark party is Nov. 8 -- NEXT Saturday (clarification)
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(10)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Woman thought dog walking awkwardly had been hit by car before discovering it had 5 legs (with pic)
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(69)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
6.8 magnitude earthquake hits 250 miles north of Tokyo. The Super X immediately sent to make sure it's not Godzilla waking up
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Codes for bypassing automated customer service and getting a real person
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(63)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's 2003 Halloween "Choose Your Own Adventure" story
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(41)
 
(twincities.com)
 
 
 
Man faces prison for not planting mums as ordered by a judge
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(17)
 
(Aljazeera)
 
 
 
Opium is 50 percent of Afghanistan's GDP. No word on dogs and sweaters
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(49)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Night terrors - what freaky dreams woke you screaming when you were a child?
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(220)
 
(Grumpkins.com)
 
 
 
Fellow Farker Cheesehorn carves 676-pound pumpkin in 23 hours. Lives childhood fantasy with Olean High School Cheerleading Squad
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(47)
 


Thu October 30, 2003
(wave3.com)
 
 
 
Adult bookstore employee hoses down video-taping protester (with pics)
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(254)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The goal of modern Washington dishonesty is not to persuade but merely to create an impression that there are two sides to the question without actually having to supply one of them
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(175)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah state police would like to remind the public that cops will never call collect from a pay phone and tell you to strip search each other
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(32)
 
(truthhurts.org)
 
 
 
The truth hurts: Your kids are ugly
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The classy and gorgeous Aria Giovanii...not safe for work
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(167)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The struggle drew a crowd from a nearby bar and mobile home park.
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
New remote control has stop, fast-forward, rewind and urinate buttons
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2008 Super Bowl to be held on the surface of the sun
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(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Roman Catholic hierarchy embarrassed after Pope's Jubilee Cross found in garbage dump
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(36)
 
(Southeast Missourian)
 
 
 
Largest Salvation Army kettle to have death match with world's largest ball of string
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(16)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Department of Citrus wants federal government to buy 90-million gallons of orange juice to help ease oversupply problem. Ted Kennedy frantically trying to contact Smirnoff execs
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(46)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man clips 150 clothespins to his face only to discover that he won't be in the Guinness book
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(30)
 
(DailyTimes)
 
 
 
New Israeli processor operates at the speed of light. Expected to be a minimum system requirement for Half Life 3
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(150)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Hey, Coach, we need another disk for the digital camera." "No problem, there's another one in my camera bag -- just be sure not to grab the one with the semi-nude photos of the cheerleaders"
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(51)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
France is preparing to change its policy on nuclear weapons to include a threat to unleash first strikes against "rogue states"
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(82)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Actresses falling out of their dresses. The Sun is there. (Not safe for work)
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(141)
 
(WBIR)
 
Video
 
Video of roundup after pig truck spills the beasties
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(24)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this great Great Blue Heron
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(116)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vampire-killing kit sells for $12,000. Your vampire doesn't want stake
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(64)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Rob Burr fools Oslo police. Officer Mike Hunt not available for comment
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(45)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
J Lo considers doing a movie in the buff
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(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
List of "31 frightfully fun things to do" on Halloween includes "Call your dentist"
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Gun carried by the "armed intruder" at the Congressional office building was fake. As are most of the people who work there
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennis player Stefan Koubek to donate his anger to charity. In other news, Al Sharpton considers donating his righteous stupidity
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(22)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Boy trades his Gameboy for a gun in bathroom at school
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(74)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dog sniffs out marijauna worth $2.6 million on his way to training for drug enforcement
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(115)
 
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky motorcycle deaths increase 58 percent after repeal of helmet law. Darwin unavailable for comment
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(114)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley snubbed at charity auction when nobody bid for lunch with her
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(118)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cult of soccer player Maradona celebrate his birth with faux-Jesus ceremonies
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(35)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Atomic fireballs, candy cigarettes, wax lips, Mary Janes and root-beer barrels. Retro candy is hot trend this Halloween
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(92)
 
(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
Forbes analyzes the business of marijuana
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(189)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Since senior citizens can't blow their Social Security checks on the slots if they're sick, casinos begin offering flu and pneumonia shots for customers
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(20)
 
(MyBC)
 
 
 
Thousands of people get wrong STD results from faulty machine. Lawyers rubbing hands and drooling
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(50)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do Yankee employees know when it's going to be a long winter? When Steinbrenner arrives at work and fires the first person who arrives after him
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(73)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Boobs are a wonderful example for life"
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(59)
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Celebrity nudity at all-time high, and still rising
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently when you become a student at University of Georgia, you are issued a big red SUV
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(367)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Globe to publish provocative photos of Kobe's victim
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(214)
 
(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Armed intruder causes closure of Cannon house office building
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(169)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Psychiatrist notes that huffing five cans a spraypaint a day makes you nuts
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(58)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Police actually make an arrest in conjunction with the Nigerian email scam
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(70)
 
(Alabama Live)
 
 
 
South Alabama still having trouble getting paved roads, teeth
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(55)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"One elephant vs. 44 dwarves" tug o' war cancelled
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rio police don thongs and baby oil to go undercover on the beach
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(57)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
That may not have been pulp floating in your orange juice this morning
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(60)
 
(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Two little old ladies calm home invader with a ham sandwich (with pickles), get him to shower, and then give him a bottle of rum. Police called when he passes out
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(60)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
LeBron makes a stunning debut. Duke sucks
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(97)
 
(KTRK)
 
 
 
If you're traveling through Vermont, don't pick up roadkill and store it in your freezer
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(36)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
"Elvis has left the building" was used for the first time because fans were so excited after he simulated sex with a dog
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(44)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pay parking tickets or lose aid, U.S. tells diplomats
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(67)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man's "Ghostbusters" costume causes uproar at airport when it trips explosives detector during baggage screening
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hamster so small he could fit into match box could find his way into Guinness Book of Records, Richard Gere
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(71)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant says latest feud with Shaquille O'Neal is history. Is not. Is too. Is not. Is too. Well, you're a moron
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chartered bus trip cut short after driver stops to cuss out passengers and demand more money
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(65)
 
(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Group of residents in town surrounded by fire refuse to leave, insisting faith and firefighters will keep them safe
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(127)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"People who have no legal immigration status make excellent personal injury clients"
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Archaeologist helps reclaim stolen Maya altar with small annoying Asian boy and bull whip
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(39)
 
(NBC10.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Garage collapse reported at Atlantic City's Tropicana Casino
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(129)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's baby boy born without penis
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(78)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New $20s are so well-designed they're being rejected by automatic payment machines
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(77)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scorched California roadside
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(145)
 
(Eircom.net)
 
 
 
England's secret for success on the rugby field: One extra player
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(30)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Hayden Christensen's secret passion: Toy frogs
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(48)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from oil rig doesn't blame her boyfriend for failing to notice she fell off shrimp boat until next day
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This product was developed to target single females in their early 20s. A partner to play with when they felt lonely." No, not that
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canadian rugby player hit hard enough to require 740,000 stitches in his mouth
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(124)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. economy growing at its fastest rate since some guy named Reagan
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(1051)
 
(Santa Cruz Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cell phone etiquette varies by region
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(115)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Stolen '97 World Series ring pops up on eBay
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(48)
 
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
"I bet you can't jump over those burning cans of highly inflammable cleaning fluid" "Bet I can"
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
Sun farts, Martians giggle. Everything caught on tape
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(15)
 
(Eircom.net)
 
 
 
What's got five legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney, Heather Mills and their new baby girl
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(122)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Doctors blame Harry Potter books for headaches in youth because it makes them read too much
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(81)
 
(ChinaDaily)
 
 
 
Photoshop this embarrassed shoplifter
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(124)
 
(Farker)
 
 
 
Any Farkers going to the Voodoo Musicfest in N'awlins this weekend?
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(103)
 
(My Sweet Satan)
 
 
 
AudioEdit what you think your favorite songs would say if you play them backwards
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(25)
 
(TheForce.net)
 
 
 
Sketch of the new villian for Episode III revealed
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(258)
 
(Some Crazy Farking OS)
 
 
 
Apple to release "Panther", Microsoft to release "Longhorn"... What OS would Fark release? (With voting goodness)
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(162)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 scariest geek movies: Part III
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(122)
 


Wed October 29, 2003
(KU Sports)
 
 
 
For those of you looking for hot women in Kansas, I give you the "Women of KU" (SFW)
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(168)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A little computer in your car keeps track of how fast you drive, how well you brake, even if you wear a seat belt
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quotes from Albert Einstein
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(170)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Guard gets five years of sex with inmates for sex with inmate
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(57)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Burglar discovers illicit photos of young girls, including burglar's four-year-old sister
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(85)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not quite as popular as the "Do Not Call" list, but many want on NRA's blacklist
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(222)
 
(empireonline.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK Farkers rejoice: Alcoholic popcorn coming soon
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Stupid] reporter ignores [obvious] [advice], gets too close to [scary] fire, has to be rescued by [hero] firefighters, makes [dumbass] of self in [spiffy] live broadcast, [unlikely] to repeat [asinine] stunt
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(96)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Crime of a Muscovite worthy of Guinness Book of Records
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(30)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Colorado, jealous of all the attention California is getting, catches fire as well. Very fast moving fire has grown from 2 to over 2000 acres in less than 12 hours, entire town of Jamestown exptected to burn down
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(142)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a SFW sexual euphemism. Link goes to a long list (if you know what I mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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(163)
 
(Some guys with cameras)
 
 
 
Pictures from the aurora last night
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rhode Island auctions off license plate numbers
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(47)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Becoming a mother removes the fear of death
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Morgue plans mass burial to clean out current inventory. His name is Tay, and he's giving them away. "How?" you ask? He's crazy
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(30)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Getting married means never having to get laid again
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(141)
 
(WATE TV-6)
 
 
 
Forget Bigfoot: East Tennessee has the Skunk Ape and it kills kitties
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(71)
 
(This is Devon)
 
 
 
Crazy chicken thinks it's a dog, chases cats (with pic)
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(48)
 
(Arizona Daily Wildcat)
 
 
 
Dry-ice bomb rocks UA residence hall
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(92)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hearse dumps corpse on crowded street. Traffic chaos ensues
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reporter poses as blind politician to get driver's license
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(17)
 
(swissinfo)
 
 
 
"Chariots of the Gods" author builds Swiss themepark to make his theories of ancient alien visitation to Earth fun for the whole family
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(62)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italians favor liquid nitrogen as flavor enhancer (w/ exciting photo of the letter "N")
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Naked chef gets dressed long enough to receive honor from Queen Elizabeth
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Snake found in divorce courtroom at Superior Court and no, it wasn't wearing a suit
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(15)
 
(boston)
 
 
 
California couple hits jackpot and recieves commission for selling winning ticket
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(37)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Halliburton announces soaring profits. Credits Iraq war, corrupt no-bid contracts
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(182)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese politicians ridding themselves of dandruff, bad breath and B.O. in an attempt to woo women voters
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kid suspended for drawing picture of U.S. soldier shooting Taliban terrorists. Principal calls him
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(266)
 
(Herald-Coaster)
 
 
 
Bad: Finding a skunk in your house. Worse: Finding a rabid skunk in your house
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(39)
 
(Knoxville News Sentinel)
 
 
 
Twenty-two arrested after dogfight in Tennessee. Maverick and Goose surrender
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(31)
 
(KFOX)
 
 
 
PETA disrupts middle school to protest fried chicken
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(172)
 
(Dover NewsZap)
 
 
 
Pitched pumpkin packs pretty powerful punch, pummels passerby, police pursue pernicious pumpkin pitchers
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(28)
 
(suntimes)
 
 
 
Woman wakes to find dead fat man in kitchen. Brad Pitt last seen running to prevent "lust" killing
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can no longer carelessly toss aside your Quarter Pounder wrappers outside of UK fast-food establishments
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(20)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Mushroom picker finds human leg
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forty names removed from list of those believed killed in WTC attack, including I.P. Freely, Mike Hunt and Juwanna Man
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suspected criminals in CA might have to spend a few extra days in the clinker because of wildfires
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(11)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Peter Jennings and Yoko Ono get into a giant black bag in front of 500 people and take their clothes off
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a design for the Oregon quarter. Covered wagons officially banned, no word yet on Tanya Harding or Rowdy Roddy Piper
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(61)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Man claims permanent wrist injury occurred while struggling to open a bottle of beer three years ago
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sharpton accuses Howard Dean of having an "anti-black" agenda. Sharpton demonstrates "anti-logic" agenda
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(189)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Sex exhibit causes premature evacuation
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(44)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Small, old-time hardware chain takes on Home Depot over slogan
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(60)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Iraqi bodybuilders weigh in on Arnold Schwarzenegger's election as governor of California
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(38)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The 100 scariest movie scenes of all time
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(301)
 
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Non-Farker kills kittens. Felony conviction ensues
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(142)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Undercover police officer posing as prostitute attracts males ranging in age from three months to 72
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(73)
 
(Some Deep One)
 
 
 
It's never too early for Cthulhu Carols
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Our oldest ancestor, a 560-million-year-old "tadpole," found in South Australia
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(143)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Box cutters are falling out of people's butt cracks on airplanes these days
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(101)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Did you ever believe there was a boogey-man in the attic? Well, there was...
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(52)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Trick or Trort. New Homestar Halloween cartoon hits the shelves
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(165)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Freddy, Jason and Leatherface debate which of them is the best slasher icon
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(125)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a song dedicated to Fark or a Farker/Farkette. Link goes to reviews of the best album ever
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guest house in Bam, Iran. Try to avoid cliches
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(98)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Weird CIA spy gadgets
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(64)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Page 3 Idol -- the finalists, part 3. (Not safe for work)
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Xiao Xiao. Interesting Flash shooting game
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(68)
 
(Some Scientist)
 
 
 
Ten greatest scientific discoveries of all time. Still no cure for cancer
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(221)
 
(WNBC-TV)
 
 
 
NYC mayor almost sprays his shorts as he appoints J. Lo to commission (with link to video)
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(46)
 
(Some Government)
 
 
 
Fark plastics, the future is in biomass. Plant fired up by turkey crap can power 50,000 homes
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(53)
 
(Party Central)
 
 
 
Bay Area FARK party THIS Saturday -- vote on times, please
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(66)
 


Tue October 28, 2003
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Eight figures of speech and their origins, taken from "The Real Man's Dictionary"
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(138)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New e-check law will allow banks to clear checks using digital images. "Photo-checking" to become newest Fark craze
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(45)
 
(wavy.com)
 
 
 
Police deliver customer pizza with extra cheese and handcuffs
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(37)
 
(click10)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak. Your alligator wants dog
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(74)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Victim praises burglars for impeccable taste
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(48)
 
(Some Chica)
 
 
 
Kid who whacked his friend to death with a skateboard learns his fate
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(76)
 
(Richardland.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop M.C. Escher's "Relativity" done with Legos
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(123)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
New elementary/middle school science curriculum counters animal-rights based "humane education"
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(263)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Men are mentally primed for unsafe sex
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(113)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese nuclear reactor leak could kill 400,000, not to mention awakening Godzilla
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(76)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Estranged father reunites with his son after 20 years, steals his fiancee
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(94)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Council considers adopting "condom trees" to reduce sexually transmissible infections. Locals misunderstand slang, actually wrap up twig and berries
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(29)
 
(wmtw)
 
 
 
Inmate accused of putting fake feces in jail food. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties
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(26)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
School-district administrator resigns after telling school-board member that she was showing too much cleavage, and putting his hand down her shirt to prove it
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(67)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ginger may prevent cancer. Mary Ann unavailable for comment
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight refuses to attend NCAA ethics meeting due to previous committment to hear Saddam Hussein speak on civil rights
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(48)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
675-foot-long cornfield maze of David Letterman, with picture
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(49)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jackass "Party Boy" Chris Pontius found lying naked and drunk on hood of car and threatens to kick the "posterior" of police. Guess who's there
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(75)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Township disguises 250,000-gallon water tank as ranch-style house
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(56)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rabbis say it's kosher to train pigs to guard Jewish settlements
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(78)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Amazon.com launches "Gourmet Food" store. Your dog wants mail-order steak
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New study finds that pre-schoolers watch too much TV. Today's useless study brought to you by the letter F
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Third biggest solar flare in recorded history happened today. Expect some northern lights. Note to self: Get lawn chairs and beer for tonight
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(159)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fake "new" $20s already showing up in Massachusetts
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(90)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Nasal Rangers" sniff odors where others won't go
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(46)
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese woman swims to North Korea seeking asylum from China
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(71)
 
(Space)
 
 
 
NASA: On the road to ruin or recovery?
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(130)
 
(teenhollywood.com)
 
 
 
MTV's Punk'd turning nasty as victims become Piss'd
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(293)
 
(cjad.com)
 
 
 
Macho Man Randy Savage says his rap career is "not a novelty act"
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(121)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
If you're going to settle an old score for your dad, make sure you beat up the right guy
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(65)
 
(Harrison Daily Times)
 
 
 
Don't tape yourself having sex with two men while snorting meth. Especially if your baby is laying next to y'all
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(144)
 
(iFilm)
 
Boobies
 
Naked jokes showcase: A cornucopia of naked women giving it to you straight (not safe for work) (link fixed)
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Turkey farmers preparing against disease which could decimate their Christmas stock. Gobble go-ACKKK
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hacker blames computer
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(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Page 3 Idol -- the finalists, part 2. (Not safe for work)
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(71)
 
(williedandme.com)
 
 
 
Uh... do something creative with this Alaskan ice-cream parlor
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(114)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
City inspectors find that the mold condition in Bianca Jagger's Park Avenue apartment is "immediately hazardous" to human health, 120 square feet of it in just one room
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(75)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Why today's youth is garbage
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(379)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
State representative gets carjacked in Florida
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
All new Masuimi Max (NSFW)
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(90)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Marshie's Malloween game
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headmaster of prestigious prep school arrested for engaging in perverted sex talks with what he thought were underage teenage girls over the Internet
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(134)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller suggests we should cut off funding for NASA
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(542)
 
(The Omaha Channel)
 
 
 
That mountain lion ate my bull calf and pony -- can I shoot it? Ranger Gary says go ahead
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(138)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Read this illuminating article that tackles the question: Which lightbulb is right for you?
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why a duck? AudioEdit Groucho, Chico and Harpo and Hail Fredonia
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fifteen lunchroom workers and the janitor turn $4 into $95 million. In other news, you're still not getting extra tater tots
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(79)
 
(Gator Hater)
 
 
 
What's the best pop-up protection out there?
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(346)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Being silly is the way to stop telemarketers. "I'm sorry, I can't take this call, I'm too busy telemarketing a competing product"
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(131)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dr. Fart speaks
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor Tom Sizemore gets six month for beating up Heidi Fleiss. Prostitutes say sentence is too light, hire Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman to kill him
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(62)
 
(PetsDoc.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ugly-ass baby cheetah in a familiar pose
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(74)
 
(Some fan of bad music videos)
 
 
 
That wacky Daler Mehndi
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police search for clues at donut shop, police chief says he's "very satisfied"
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(42)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Record time set for IE cache clearing
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bill to bring in more tech workers from India is gaining support in the Senate
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(268)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you can't spoon with the one you love, fork the one you're with?
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Tiffani Amber Thiessen, extremely hot and not safe for work
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(128)
 


Mon October 27, 2003
(AP)
 
 
 
Alligator gets loose in airliner compartment
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(29)
 
(Herald Express)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue pony from car inspection pit
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(15)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Announcer for The Price Is Right, Rod Roddy, dead at 66
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(182)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Vandal bent on revenge used Superglue to seal shut doors of public sauna and then fouled swimming pool with large amount of oil
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(27)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Loving your geek
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(167)
 
(nbc5i.com)
 
 
 
Homeowners find mummified bodies of three infants in attic crawlspace. Gah
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The army is working on new nanotech armor. Cue the Imperial March
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(115)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Is it bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a gerbil strapped to a firework
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(133)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Guy's home robbed of everything. Shelf from wall, frozen peas, personal photos, sliver of soap and dish it was in... everything. Grinch held for questioning
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Miki Sawaguchi, 49 pics (not safe for work)
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(139)
 
(Atlantic Monthly)
 
 
 
The history of the diamond: An artifically inflated consumer luxury
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(150)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Weebl and Bob animation
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Slideshow of the self-immolating bicycle toilet jumper from yesterday
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(32)
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
SoCal Miami Dolphins fan buys full-page ad in Miami Herald calling for coach to be fired, QB benched (Ad included)
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(35)
 
(The comics page)
 
 
 
What's Doonsbury got to say about Total Fark?
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(103)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seaside sousaphone-totin' U.S. soldier
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(86)
 
(kyw1060.com)
 
 
 
Fake armored-car guard takes $100,000 from Wal-Mart
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(183)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
English classes result in marriage
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(29)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Facial tumors killing off Tasmanian devils. Bugs Bunny sought for questioning
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(24)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Scuba diver hoping he broke world record for underwater pumpkin carving
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(35)
 
(ColumbiaSpectator)
 
 
 
Party-down fencing bash hits sour note when student loses battle with gravity
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(56)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Swarms of locusts and asthma descend on Sudan. Swarms of asthma?
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(24)
 
(ChinaDaily)
 
 
 
Shoplifter is forced to hold embarrassing sign by store security to avoid having the police called
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(68)
 
(Los Angeles Times)
 
 
 
Drummer from Great White loses home in CA fires
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(136)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
God releases behind-the-ear upgrade
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(43)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegians tired of lutefisk, pork ribs and skiing. Plan to flee Norway for Christmas
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(26)
 
(kcau)
 
 
 
Company has issued pet-food recall after several dogs die
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(58)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ethics instructor lied about credentials to land teaching job
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(52)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Satellite photos of fires raging in California
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's largest chocolate kiss on display. Coming soon: World's largest acne breakout
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(50)
 
(Carbonated_Brains)
 
 
 
Farker's friend wants a new obtuse question to ask the bands he interviews for radio station. Current question is, "Who would win in a fight, Flying Monkeys from Oz, or an Oompa Loompa?" Link goes to something terrifying
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(339)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Walruses are right-handed, er, flippered. Goo goo ga joob
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(47)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Store patron busted for wearing his ass-less chaps
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(42)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
College students may be trading their beer cups for fine crystal wine glasses
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(59)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When cruising down the highway on your motorcycle with $7200 in your jacket pocket, make sure said jacket pocket is zipped
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(37)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Murderers and thieves belt out ballads as if their freedom depended on it
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(19)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
"I did something bad," says man who killed his roommate and her daughter because of high electric bill
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(69)
 
(Some Bus Driver)
 
 
 
The latest rage in white-trash entertainment: Figure-8 School Bus Race and Demolition Derby
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(49)
 
(Some paintballer)
 
Boobies
 
The girls of paintball (mostly not safe for work) (87)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New restaurant is giving cranky individuals free lunch if they come in with two other co-workers who can verify their crankiness
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(58)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Pilot creates three-hour delay because he deemed lady "too fat to fly"
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(183)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Paralegal takes request to research local sushi restaurants a bit too seriously
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(82)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bar celebrates white trash with beer, puddin' rasslin' and general mayhem at weekly White Trash Bash. ''We used to have goldfish-swallowing contests until someone called PETA'' (pic)
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