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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's boss won't provide new computer until existing one breaks. Give suggestions on how to break your computer beyond repair, without boss knowing you did it on purpose. Voting enabled
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(449)
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal an ambulance, don't drop your cell phone in the vehicle, then look to reclaim it at the police station
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(23)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Police cars are now smart due to voice recognition
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(36)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Clumsy Dutch robbers succeed in stealing ATM, only to lose it out of the back of their pickup during getaway. Disney movie to ensue
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make a Photoshop tutorial for Fark. (Link goes nowhere)
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(60)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Conductive ink may someday allow you to print up your own electronics. First stealth paper airplane not that far away
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Moscow opens alcoholic clinic for children
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(56)
 
(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo went to see that play in New York where you're tied to a chair and blindfolded. It was bondageriffic
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Thosands of acres burned, 10 dead, as wildfires continue to ignite across San Diego
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(400)
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Seniors need to realize that "cruise control" isn't the same as auto-pilot
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you need to get it on with yourself, do it at home, not at the Women's Center"
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(82)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New generation of sultry female singers are causing a huge controversy in the Arab world (with pics)
source: rn01.rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're lighting yourself on fire and jumping your bike off a public toilet, be sure to aim for the mattresses
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(31)
 
(Koko.org)
 
 
 
Photoshop new Gorilla Sign Language signs
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(105)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There was once a Japanese man who stole a left shoe
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(42)
 
(ICV2.com)
 
 
 
Fox News threatened to sue Fox Television for "The Simpsons" parody, only backed down after realizing they were owned by same company
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(292)
 
(Red vs. Blue)
 
 
 
Friend of Red vs. Blue having leg amputated. Gets a tattoo to ensure correct leg. Drop a line to wish him well
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(62)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Things to do in Denver to prevent dying
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Heather in a bikini, followed by Heather -out- of a bikini. Fapping ensues. (Not safe for work)
source: ontheirknees.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(143)
 
(WNBC-TV)
 
 
 
P. Diddy gives up sex for two weeks prior to NYC Marathon
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(73)
 
(All Access)
 
 
 
A friend's fake robbery joke not so funny now
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(34)
 
(Some Smitten Farker)
 
 
 
How to say "Beware, a deadly foe is near" (and near anything else) with flowers
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(51)
 
(Some Alcoholic)
 
 
 
Online bartending guide searches for recipes you can make with just the few bottles you have on hand -- college students rejoice
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(54)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart declares war on Japan
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(175)
 
(Some Living Dude.)
 
 
 
When you're dead... how do you want your body to be disposed?
source: directory.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(280)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man too poor to buy Ferrari, builds his own
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop some creative uses for 100 or so Viagra pills. Link goes to picture of 100 or so Viagra pills
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TFarker wants to burn a decent old-school hiphop mix album. What are some good tracks to download? Link goes to album with some good examples
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(233)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
They may not be able to carve pumpkins in Norway, but there's always stinky fish
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(My dog, dogg)
 
 
 
AudioEdit your pets' train of thought (link goes nowhere)
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(33)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Solomon Island village chief claims he can summon dolphins. He's summoned 483 to eat and 95 to sell to aquariums
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Rap Dictionary)
 
 
 
Rap Slang Defined -- pack a vest for your jimmy
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists at MIT have invented glasses that help improve memory. Next up: Hearing aids for eyesight
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(West University Examiner)
 
 
 
Generation X had it easy while children of Baby Boomers are being screwed
source: westuexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(176)
 
(Huntsville Times)
 
 
 
The North Alabama Paranormal Research Society has some advice for seeing ghosts this Halloween
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(41)
 
(Paralympics)
 
 
 
The Peabody Institute have found 10 dusty jugs of 60-year-old moonshine that was the handiwork of Gustav Strube, the first conductor of the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra. Salud!
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Samples from The Matrix: Revolutions soundtrack
source: intothematrixmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop our UN overlords
source: a1112.g.akamai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study finds toddlers have bad eating habits. Your kid wants steak
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The mystery began a few years ago when a turkey hunter saw a four-foot wide, one-foot thick boulder wedged 80 feet up in a tree
source: browncountyindiana.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
It's one thing to bury someone's ashes in your family cemetery plot, it's another to forget where they buried your son
source: bangornews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(COX.net)
 
 
 
Podiatrist billed Medicare for treating patients without legs. Race to riches foiled two feet short of goal line
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(23)
 
(7am.com)
 
 
 
German scientists discover coffee fights colon cancer, still no cure for German Scheiße videos
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Six to Eight Rockets Strike Baghdad Hotel With Americans In It
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(237)
 
(Yale Herald)
 
 
 
Did Dubya's granddaddy really steal Geronimo's skull and spirit it back to Yale's most secret society?
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(50)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Changing the clocks requires skill, perseverance for some "...only in Detroit
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(40)
 


Sat October 25, 2003
(Londonzoo.org)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby tapir born
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(51)
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Teacher shows students how to calculate cost of drugs. Hilarity ensues
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(70)
 
(International Education)
 
 
 
Man, 70, denied bank loan; returns to rob bank. Jailarity ensues
source: bangornews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida wins world series. Seniors surrender
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(360)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
David Blaine's underwear from London stunt on sale on eBay. "FILLED with the DNA of the legendary performer"
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(68)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Womans £1m insurance claim over a jewelery robbery is denied because she lied about the locks on her downstairs windows. Not that many Farkers have that much, but have you checked your policy lately?
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(36)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Green men found on Mars. No, wait, green minerals found on Mars. My bad
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
FBI take swabs from farting toy dog's "rear end" after it sets off airport explosives detector. PETA surrenders
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(43)
 
(PalmBeachPost)
 
 
 
Scientists spend 15 years inventing hollow celery that can be used as a straw -- still no cure for cancer
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four-hundred Swiss postal managers are being given harmonica lessons. This should prove easier than carrying those 15-foot Swiss mountain horns into work
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(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Central Park carriage horse flips out in berserk rampage
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(28)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Vicious, ruthless sociopaths... with hearts of gold
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(33)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Theme: Silly silhouettes
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(94)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In strange strategy move, Namibia allows itself to be slaughtered by the Wallabies in hopes of making at least a show against Romania
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(27)
 
(E! online)
 
 
 
In another item to show Michael Jackson is out of step with the times, he is preparing to release his celebrity-studded 9/11 tribute song
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(69)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cuban bar where Hemingway drank honors his memory with a statue and a daiquiri a day
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hampton Roads Fark Party. Tonight at the Taphouse in Norfolk at 8PM. (Link goes to map)
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(29)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Massive, not-so-faithful geyser in Yellowstone erupts for fourth time in 18 months (w/pic)
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chopsticks may cause arthritis. "Heart and Soul" deemed annoying, but easier on the hands
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All 46 trapped Russian miners are alive. Three rescued, other 43 holding out for a better movie deal
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The T.I. in Vegas replaces male-on-male pirate battle with male pirate versus scantily clad female "sirens" battle guaranteed to shiver your timber
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(62)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Minnesota wants to pay teachers $100K a year. As with everything, there's a catch
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(177)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A maggot is a better crime witness than you
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(34)
 
(some tweaker)
 
 
 
Girl hands out ritalin at school, calls it meth, tastes like chicken
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(49)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Your shopping cart soon will never stop bugging you to buy toilet paper
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. helicopter down in Iraq
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(251)
 
(Mirror)
 
 
 
Boy dies pretending to be Tarzan, no word on plans to sue Edgar Rice Burroughs
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
First shot in war on spam hits bulls-eye, company fined $2 million
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(133)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Photoshop some of Toyota's horrible attempts at flashy car-making
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(99)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For the second time in three months, an Air France pilot was detained at Kennedy Airport for making comment about blowing up a plane
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(DagNabit)
 
 
 
We no longer need to accept the oppression from farmers. Remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Nobody's ever broken the rules as much as hip-hop has
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(227)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Italians take time out of sleeping with their beautiful women, driving their superior cars, drinking their superior coffees and eating their delicious foods to protest. Half a day. Beep beep, get out of my way, I do not use the brakes in my sports car
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(76)
 
(Somma my homiez)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a diss to your least favorite rapper
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(45)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Oh yeahhhhhh. University of Maryland students build tribute to Kool-Aid man in the middle of a broken brick wall
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(71)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
New Brawny man dark-haired, clean cut, less gay
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Bored Farker)
 
 
 
Dr. Cockburn, urologist. What are some other apt names you've heard?
source: vasectomyreversals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(421)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What type of training were you doing soldier?" "Aaaaaarrrmmmmyyyy training, sir." Apparently army training isn't for civilians
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are those Australian sheep stranded, or are they really refugees?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Zombie)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, a short history of military zombies and how to fight them
source: psychicalexplorers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A female mallard ducks with her partner
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Some Tall Guy)
 
 
 
Asshat invents piece of plastic to stop you from reclining your airline seat
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(232)
 
(Some Baseball Fan)
 
 
 
Topps to randomly insert autographs of all 42 U.S. Presidents in 2004 baseball cards
source: etopps.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(bradenton.com)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy gets $34 ticket for violating the right of way while riding bike
source: bradenton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Some New Dog Owner)
 
 
 
What should I name my dog?
source: petrix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(335)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested after using sword to punish dogs for crapping on the rug
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Despite having just driven her Saturn into a food mart, woman remembers to get the carton of cigarettes she had stopped to buy
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(33)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Cool pics of the space storm that was supposed to cause all kinds of problems
source: rednova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 


Fri October 24, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Public suicide is now illegal
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Navy submarine is mussel bound, has to return to bouillabaisse and adjust the bivalve intake
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(mysanantonio.com)
 
 
 
Man who offered emergency priest services and ran store-front church actually a scammer
source: news.mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Kids on schoolbus spot dead body on their way to school
source: palmbeachpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(online.wsj.com)
 
 
 
Trucker hats are flying off the shelves at Bloomingdale's
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blind 89 year-old golfer makes hole-in-one
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Skeptic)
 
 
 
Chupacabra
source: skepdic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Unpublished celebrity-written childrens' books. (Link goes to a published example)
source: images.amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monoliths start to form on Jupiter. Hal unavailable for comment
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Adult spelling bee at Irish pub. Winner gets a pint of beer a day for a year
source: news8austin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Peck of pickle people packed hotel for prime products pickle packers picked
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(The Anomalist)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old Tibetan boy able to tell world's longest epic
source: news.xinhuanet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is having Halloween scary movie get-together. Suggest classic, SCARY movies to rent. Link goes to alphabetical list of horror movies
source: blockbuster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(291)
 
(filmforce)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell to play Ignatius in film version of Confederacy of Dunces. Farker IgnatiusJReilly and Farkettes IgnatiusR and MyrnaMinkoff rejoice
source: filmforce.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Global warming is occuring eight times faster than previously thought
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(269)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Powdered blood can be used on patients of any blood type. And it's perfect for the vampire on the go
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Peoria Journal-Star)
 
 
 
Former Hooters girl now stationed in Baghdad is offered "five goats for her hand in marriage" by Iraqi man
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(102)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shops urged not to sell eggs to youngsters in order to stop them being used in trick-or-treat pranks
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Text messages from your pet. ur k9 w@nts st8k
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Newest teen fashion trend: Caffeine. "Sometimes carrying around a cup of coffee helps complete a look"
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(192)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
New trial ordered after judge falls asleep during cross-examination
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Niagra Falls survivor ordered deported back to U.S. No word if return trip will be by car, plane or barrel
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(crap wedding song)
 
 
 
Farkette and her man are gettin' hitched. If you were to pick a wedding song, what would you pick? Link goes to example of what we don't want
source: romantic-lyrics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(584)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Man pulls nunchucks out of violin case on plane. Jailarity ensues
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Hobbits, orcs, elves and nazguls freezing their little furry butts off -- with lots of pics
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Butt Hole Road. Tee hee
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police confirmed they were investigating an allegation of assault with water pistol
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Beached pumpkins have locals scratching their heads
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who would win in a fight: A ninja or a pirate?
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(360)
 
(Syracuse.com)
 
 
 
Catholic students excel in math. Protestant students surrender
source: syracuse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Music theatre XXX Live Nude Girls features Barbie dolls experimenting with wild sex
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wang ousts Nutcracker. In other news, Mike Myers now writes headlines for Boston Globe
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wrigley's gum prices rise for first time in 16 years
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Roman amphitheatre unearthed in Germany
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man loves his horse so much, he gives it potato chips, booze and smokes
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Lava Lamp Overlord)
 
 
 
Prepare for our new Giant Lava Lamp overlords -- photoshop these lava lamps
source: giantlavalamp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(190)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Sadly, it is exercise and not fellatio that helps stave off breast cancer. But wait, isn't fellatio a form of exercise? Yeah, that's the ticket
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(46)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
AskMen on dealing with manipulative women
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(420)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For sale: 1977 Rolls Royce, 88,702 miles, two sun roofs, TV, DVD player, CD player, poor gas mileage, good condition -- if you don't mind pinstripes
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British health minister says that fluoride in water is better and cheaper than brushing teeth
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mrs. Chiang Kai-shek dead at 105
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Accused pedophile refused to meet officer posing as a boy on the Internet, gets arrested anyway
source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(474)
 
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Survival shows he saw on TV help 74-year-old man stay alive in the wild. And they say TV is bad for you
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(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're going to go as Helen Keller for Halloween, don't go trick or treating on the train tracks
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Building your cattle ranch next to crocodile-infested river might not be world's smartest plan
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(53)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Orgasmatron puts tech in sex
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(170)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Department-store employee floods rival store with 8,000 gallons of water. Police ask "cash or charge?"
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(37)
 
(Evening News 24)
 
 
 
Man learns valuable life lesson: "Nobody deserves to be disfigured for the sake of too many beers or a whack in the face with a pizza"
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(27)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you picked microscopic algae as the cause of 21 dead whales in the North East this summer, you may now call "Bingo!"
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(35)
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Guide to eating fire (not safe for anyone)
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When skydiving, always choose your friends with care
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Googlerific -- Google to go public
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(86)
 
(Oprah.com)
 
 
 
Bidding to end on Oprah's chairs
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(31)
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
If you'd like to live to be 500, get ready to remove your reproductive organs
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(56)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Courtney Love, showing off her wonderful parenting skills, made her overdose fun for her daughter
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(101)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man cuts his arm off using scissors
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another blackout. Sweet
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(82)
 
(zwire.com)
 
 
 
Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend. Farkers gain an extra hour of drinking time
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now pre-order your very own Vlad The Impaler action figure
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Badgertrojan taking a little nappy-poo
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(109)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. to build big-ass defense blimp. France surrenders
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(79)
 
(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Part Cuban, part Italian, all hot! Renee Townsend (NSFW)
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(101)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit a fictional movie trailer in the style of the movie-voice guy
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(31)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Salvation Army launches designer fashion label made from second-hand clothes
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you like the Star Wars Kid? Check out these kung-fu fighting, lightsaber-wielding Jedis in Art of the Saber. Farkin awesome...
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(129)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three-hundred-pound vessel containing radioactive waste falls off the back of a truck, stalls traffic
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(35)
 
(albany democrat-herald)
 
 
 
To solve the growing problem of cats, the city of Albany, Oregon has decided to hire a committee with tax dollars to crack down on disrespectful cat people
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(89)
 
(CBS 4)
 
 
 
Asian beetles eat Tamarisk shrub, European swallows eat Asian beetles, Chilean round snakes eat European swallows, African gorillas eat Chilean snakes, we make ashtrays out of gorilla's hands and feet, the circle of life is complete
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(51)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF mayor away to Tibet; appoints acting mayor for one day. Acting mayor makes two permanent PUC appointments
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss Afghanistan... she da bomb (SFW)
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(177)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New demotivational posters featuring the Chicago Cubs
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Unusual career changes: Convent girl to high-living vice queen
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(22)
 
(Fark Classic)
 
 
 
The unattainable is unknown here
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(117)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marlins beat Yankees 6-4, up three games to two
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(169)
 


Thu October 23, 2003
(theleafchronicle.com)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer dumps 52,200 pounds of soybeans on Firebird (pic)
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(58)
 
(Brown Daily Herald)
 
 
 
An open letter to Bud Selig requesting a Cubs/Red Sox series for third place
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(83)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Hitman convicted in plot to hit hitman, hitman unavailable for comment
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(42)
 
(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
The Complete Far Side now available. Weighing in at 19 pounds, features every comic ever published and plenty of extras
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(142)
 
(deseretnews.com)
 
 
 
Lessons learned from TV shows help man, not Homer Simpson, survive four days lost
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(36)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Fisherman kills shark with his bare hands to save crew
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(124)
 
(Hawkman)
 
 
 
Bored? Ski ice cream with a waffleboard
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With David Blaine leaving his plastic box, photoshop other stupid stunts he'll attempt in the future. Link goes to newsphotos
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(89)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fearing Armstrong's record sixth win, France surrenders early, tweaks rules for 2004 Tour de France
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(102)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teens help cops stop suspect by nailing him with golfballs at a driving range. Al Czervik unavailable for comment
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(33)
 
(ABC24)
 
 
 
Tennessee wants to tax the Internet, ban that pesky readin' too
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(62)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This is Gemini, the family submarine described by inventor Robert Leeds as the world's first underwater sports car
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(41)
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
What do you want on your tombstone? Link goes to examples
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(257)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Portable rock-climbing walls now big attraction at state fairs; Darwin spinning in grave in anticipation
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(19)
 
(Tennessean)
 
 
 
Supermodel goats -- go figure
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(17)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Dog found with arrow sticking through his head -- he's expected to survive
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reality TV awards show cancelled
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(29)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Sports cafe refuses to show anymore Oakland Raiders' night games because of the fighting customers
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(41)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Horsepower figures to be made more realistic. SAT surrenders
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(90)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
The easiest bank robbery arrest of all time
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(34)
 
(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
Infamous pop-under advertiser, X10, pops into bankruptcy
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Six schoolboys take Viagra during lunch, rigidity ensues
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hasbro files lawsuit against maker of "Ghettopoly," the game where players buy "stolen property" and build "crack houses"
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(92)
 
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Newspaper runs survey on local soccer club. Club returns favor by running near-identical survey on newspaper
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(30)
 
(BrightSurf.com)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out the cheapest way to explore Mars: Don't go
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(128)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Death's head hawk-moth invades France, tells French "it puts the lotion in the basket." France surrenders
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(56)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Thailand erects world's largest curtain to hide slums
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depressed fishermen flock to Dallas lake hoping to hook fish on Prozac
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(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Medical examiner sends the wrong set of eyes to get tested
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(20)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sex-ed program, This Is How You Screw, taken off the air
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(61)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
RIAA ready to attack 200 more file swappers
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(131)
 
(Ben Maller)
 
 
 
Battlefish, a reality fishing show, is coming to a television near you
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(44)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man struck by lightning twice while filming "Passions of Christ." God unavailable for comment
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(61)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Souped-up Saturn hits 212 mph, still remains a Saturn. Doesn't go back in time, either
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(87)
 
(Daily News (NY))
 
 
 
Matt Lauer said to be cocaine user (2nd item)
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Forty-nine Russian miners trapped after water seeps into mine
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(73)
 
(Some Watcher)
 
 
 
What movies make you laugh no matter how often you watch them? (Link goes to an example)
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(737)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush claims "man of steel" is part of common Texan vernacular
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(295)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
USAF to deploy anti-sniper laser. Subcontractor Dr. Evil finalizing portable shark-tank design
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(23)
 
(India Times)
 
 
 
Vampire saliva helps treat stroke patients
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Missing woman found dead in home -- one year later
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you love to play with Legos? Legoland is hiring "master model builder"
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(59)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian family nearly abducted by aliens
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurants told to stop serving exotic food, such as monitor lizard stew, warty pig to name a few
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(28)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Flares spontaneously ignite in police car trunks, three times in 18 months. Uh-huh
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(38)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Amazon launches feature to search books by text. The word "Fark" mentioned in 119 books
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(71)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One way to deal with living on the college budget... shave your head, tell everyone you have cancer, profit
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(54)
 
(Arkansas NBC)
 
 
 
Girls volleyball players suspended for "pantsing" freshmen
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(111)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie ends self-imposed year-long ban on sex. No word on whether partner was animal, vegetable, or mineral
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PS theme: Trick or Freak -- the last thing you want to find on your doorstep on Halloween. (Link to a priest in lingerie)
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(114)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret website reveals shoppers' secrets, and we ain't talkin' bra size
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(68)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Senate approves another pay raise for itself. I'm shocked, shocked...
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(205)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds raid 61 Wal-Marts and arrest 300 illegal workers. Operation Rollback, indeed
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(158)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil's interviewing to host a new VH1 show. Farkers keep fingers crossed
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(102)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Basketball team loses game 61-0. Surprisingly, this was woman's team
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(100)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Philippine president apologizes for taking a leak out of the emergency exit of an airplane
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(65)
 
(nbc10.com)
 
 
 
It's always good, when the truth comes out, that you were not in fact sodomized with a candle
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(178)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A look back at McDonald's greatest Halloween Happy Meals...
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(66)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Reality show runner-ups are flocking to Las Vegas to appear in stage revue
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(32)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Geomagnetic storm to hit Canada this Friday... lights oot, eh?
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(125)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Naturalists celebrate discovery of new species of bird discovered by electric company destroying its only known habitat to build a damn dam
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(84)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Late Show's "Top 10 messages left on the answering machine of Steve Bartman"
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(115)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chemists unravel mummies' secret
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fishermen net man's false teeth
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(30)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fourteen toddlers bite one child 30 times, claim they were just teething
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(113)
 
(E! online)
 
 
 
Pay $19.99 and Lou Ferrigno, Lorenzo Lamas and the like will telephone you. Fred "rerun" Barry has already left the building
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(93)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Attention over-protective, easily duped parents: Having Halloween candy X-rayed is incredibly 1978 of you
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(226)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why did the reptile cross the road? Because the U.S. Forest Service has shut it down to let reptiles and amphibians migrate until Halloween
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(33)
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Warning signs of teen violence -- according to No. 6, most Farkers must be psychopaths
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(137)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Oregon man riding a tricycle foiled in attempt to hijack a car. Should have used a Big Wheel
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Man buys 900 biscuits, Concorde grounded
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NYC fancying on firing ferry flunky
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(34)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Foie gras farmer sued by animal rights groups for forcing ducks to eat a lot of food
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(177)
 
(WTOS-FM.com)
 
 
 
Here's an image to make you gag on your Cheerios: Cobain and Love voted hottest rock-and-roll couple
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(105)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man gets hit with $39,000 cell phone bill. Can you here me now?
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(98)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AudioEdit beer commercials with a more realistic message
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(23)
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Office 2003 features compared with earlier versions
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(103)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Early trial of breast-cancer vaccine has been successful. Farkers desperately look for a new subject to complain about
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(45)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Church members pray for return of stolen crucifix, say they really mean it this time
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(89)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: If you could have a custom hood ornament, what would it be? Bling bling, yo
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Software cyberbabes, created by powerful computers, sophisticated modelling packages and active imaginations are getting extremely human-like
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(159)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Jogger gets rammed by cow on city trail, thought it was Chick-Fil-A ad
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Page 2's alternate-universe World Series continues with the Cubs up 3-2
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(45)
 
(The Daily Triplicate)
 
 
 
Bigfoot sightings reported. (Yes. There is a god)
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(164)
 
(The WBAL Channel)
 
 
 
Man loses control of his car, takes out Civil War cannon (with pic)
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(73)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marlins win Game 4 of the World Series in the 12th inning
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro Wrestling legend Stu Hart died. Bret complains it was a screwjob
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(116)
 


Wed October 22, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jack Elam dead at 84
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(72)
 
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
West Virginia University upsets #3 ranked Hokies. VT sucks
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(193)
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Senate approves spam bill. Stock in offshore spam companies skyrockets
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(62)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
NewsFlash
 
Singer/Songwriter Elliott Smith dead of suicide at 34
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(548)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli files for divorce from David Gest after 16 months, about 15 months longer than expected
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Nuna II breaks all records in World Solar Challenge
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(28)
 
(Fox)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop an American TV show that could be rejuvenated by adding a European twist
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool pictures of fast stuff being shot at very short exposure lengths
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(91)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Pot smoker, 18, charged with impaired driving after accident
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ex-president's whisky recreated. Jenna and Barbara Bush unavailable for comment
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(49)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Llama farmer walks in middle of llama fight. Hilarity ensues
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(38)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
The world champs of bone cracking make plans to meet in Jamaica
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(21)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Gator launches lawsuit at PC Magazine for calling their spyware "spyware"
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(163)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Foreign swearing banned in Russia. Fuck that
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(93)
 
(Arkansas NBC)
 
 
 
California thwarts Wal-Mart plan for world domination
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey, we can rebuild him, make him better, faster, stronger
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(114)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man bounces back from recent heart attack by running a marathon on each continent
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(25)
 
(eonline.com)
 
 
 
Fred "Rerun" Berry, dead at the age of 52
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(169)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
"Skittling" new drug of choice for some teens
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(209)
 
((Some Guy with no good costume i)
 
 
 
What are you going to be for Halloween this year?
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(324)
 
(Farked up animation)
 
 
 
Kikkoman will save us. Strongbad surrenders
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(86)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Makers of "Grand Theft Auto III" being sued for inspiring real-life violence
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(127)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rhino Records to release anthology of punk music. Johnny Rotten gives them the finger
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(120)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Attempt to grow orange-and-blue corn fails miserably
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(33)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Yahoo. Decoy SPAM addresses
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Body-builder pork sends 39 to hospital. Julius glad he don't dig on swine
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(32)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
French "Filthy Pig" villagers strike back. "Ëat Onions" and "Pissy" residents considering moving to "My Bottom" or "My Arse"
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(33)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Elderly man will go blind because he can't pay for treatment, while others get it free. Carnage at local farmer's market may ensue
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(69)
 
(Guam PDM)
 
 
 
Top 10 scary moments in horror films (list your own, voting enabled)
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(526)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Swedish man arrested at airport over trouser snake
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(20)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Robots to race through desert
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(31)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
M.C. Escher museum opens in Netherlands. Patrons struggle to find front door
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(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Lynch wants to raise $1 beeeelllion dollars to help the Maharishi build "peace palaces" around the world. No word on development of shark-with-frickin'-laser-beam technology
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(71)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Doggy Deli opens to the public. You want steak
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(37)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Porno Karaoke" sweeping nightclubs across Germany. Yes. Yes. Yes
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Give blood, get a gargoyle
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(26)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Michigan bans sex for anyone under 16. Kids planning to get arrested on purpose to prove they got some
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(167)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Yankees' Beer Man breaking out his best material for Game 6
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(21)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
The wrestler Hulk from Legion of Doom dies of a heart attack, vows to pile drive your stupid ugly face from beyond
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(216)
 
(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil's diet is getting a lot of good reviews despite him being a fat sack of sadness for thousands of families
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(85)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jet toilet spray was just a desperate duck
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(28)
 
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Virtual tour of VW's transparent factory
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(71)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Analysts "bewildered" as to why new Fox shows, "The Next Joe Millionaire" and "Skin," have low ratings
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(200)
 
(Religious Tolerance)
 
 
 
Christian Urban Legends. The fact that no one crucified Santa ruins my day
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(268)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What words or phrases have you added to your vocabulary that you first read on Fark? (link goes nowhere)
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(492)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska hip-hop is bubbling, it's ready to blow up
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(147)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Farmers shoot sick cows when they can't afford vets' fees. Sneeze burgers ensue
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(63)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a bitch, a bat and a ball. Link goes to a no-result GIS
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(87)
 
(turnto10.com)
 
 
 
Sports bar changes name to "Bottom's Up", outfits female staff in bikinis. Town officials not amused
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(114)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Archeologists find new evidence Scandanavians beat Columbus to America, twice. Dances With Bjørnsson ensues
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(87)
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Tanks with fricken' laser beams
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(73)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cat burglar actually stealing cats (beware of puns)
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(47)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Big nail sold for $3,000. New owner asks for suggestions on how to use it. (Voting enabled)
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(103)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
World's richest teenager buys $320,000 cow for her boyfriend
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(114)
 
(Galveston County Daily News)
 
 
 
Street-sweeping truck which was root cause of brutal, five-car pileup left scene before police or emergency crews arrived
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(48)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Officials are trying to determine what caused several people to get hurt on a roller coaster. Suspicion is focused on the falling boards
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(31)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Preserved Tasmanian tiger pup has brought prospect of reviving extinct species to verge of reality. Jeff Goldblum pauses and sputters his way through warning
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(127)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU says satellites and lasers will be among first programs to get more research funding in effort to boost Europe's economy. James Bond unavailable for comment
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(128)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
School superintendent finally passes literacy test... on his fourth try
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(112)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Nano-velcro binds faster than strongest glues
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(71)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA claims Siegfried and Roy bribed officials to keep show legal
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(220)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Potato chips contain saturated fat, salt, and now, high explosives
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know urine trouble when you pee on an ant hill
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(80)
 
(kfor.com)
 
 
 
Teen faces a year in jail for throwing basketball at group of kids
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(210)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sniper suspect, realizing he's a complete moron, decides it's better to have lawyer represent him
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(94)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Owner of Atlanta Falcons takes out full-page ad apologizing for team's suckiness. Cincinnati still waiting for their apology
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(129)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Man tried to evade police by climbing into ceiling. His plan, like the ceiling, was full of holes and fell through
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(29)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists find stressed-out sheep bleat out their anguish. Worried farmers declare, "Don't believe a word those sheep say"
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Cubs fan Steve Bartman using his powers for good rather than evil (link goes to Fark PS inspiration)
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(72)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Teen gets five years in plea bargain on charges of plotting with friends to kill people they didn't like, plus random people to cover it up. Mom says, "I hope that he stays the good person that he is, the loving person that he is"
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(198)
 
(The Wolf)
 
 
 
Grab yourself a Big Kahuna burger and AudioEdit these clips from Pulp Fiction. Wash it down with some Sprite
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(33)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
No redneck kitchen should be without the official Hee-Haw cookbook
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(66)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I sympathize with them, I really do," he said, "but there are certain things you need, and I need my crackers"
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(121)
 
(WMUR TV)
 
 
 
Ten people in one Jeep Cherokee. Fatality ensues
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(90)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
College costs up 40 percent. Invest in Ramen noodles now
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(96)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for trying to have husband "whacked" -- wanted his finger as proof
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Company contemplates toilet paper of the future. Until then, you'll have to recycle toilet paper by using both sides
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(50)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman fined $500 for trapping pesky skunk. Pepe Le Pew unavailable for comment
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(51)
 
(Gadsen Times)
 
 
 
Father and son buying 9,000 matches is either a sign of pyromania or cooking meth. Because it is Alabama, you can guess which applies here
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(134)
 
(click10)
 
 
 
Florida man pleads guilty to attacking elderly umpire during softball game
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(19)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad news garbage bears
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(26)
 
(News and Observer)
 
 
 
Three times wasn't a charm for man trying to rob same bank in three weeks
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(19)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pam Anderson's boobies will outlive her
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(77)
 
(nbc17.com)
 
 
 
Residents and police officers report seeing UFO the size of the moon with green-colored tail
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(58)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
"Fishless" streams actually have fish in them
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(40)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida looking good again as extra ballots are mailed to residents (including the mayor) for next month's mail-in election
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student sues professor over failing grade, wants $50,000. That's a lot of beer money
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(145)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian researchers blame odd disappearances of ships on ocean farts. Squid covers beak, points tentacle at crab
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(46)
 
(Helena Independent Record)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart is going to stop selling tobacco products to minors in Montana
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(45)
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Theme: Photographs that may be seen in the Weekly World News
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(99)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cat's loud meowing credited with alerting family to robber
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(63)
 


Tue October 21, 2003
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Judge charged with fixing tickets and cases for friends
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman wins right to breastfeed in bar
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(140)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian aircraft licensed to kill for Bush visit. In other news, Bush amazed to learn Australia has an airforce
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(595)
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Kittens shouldn't be spray-painted
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(254)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Mentally ill Canadian explosives expert missing in Thailand
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robot sales booming. Say hello to your new robotic overl... I mean lawnmower, yeah that's it, lawnmower
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(53)
 
(Astrobiology Magazine)
 
 
 
SETI's famous 1977 "Wow" signal discredited. Not much hope left for the "Dude" and "OMFG" signals
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(154)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A cigar bar with no cigars
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(87)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Elderly driver, who has hit people, fights to get driver's license back. "I've got a life to live, farmer's markets to get to"
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Italian money-making scheme: Move into red zone of active volcano, collect bonus from governmet to move someplace safer
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(20)
 
(Proud Son)
 
 
 
Farker L Ron Hubbub's dad turns 80 next month. Dad is a WWII vet and a plank owner on the USS Sea Owl submarine. Respectfully PS a tribute to the old man. (Link goes to pic of the Sea Owl)
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(177)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
To avoid having four of his finger cut off by court, man decides jumping off third floor of building is better option
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(46)
 
(Expatica.com)
 
 
 
Judges apparently have a sense of humor as "attempted rape with a banana" carries a pretty light sentence in Holland
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(68)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
ABC's Saturday Morning Preview Special, circa 1983. Dick Clark talks up Scooby-Doo?
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(41)
 
(WKYC NBC)
 
 
 
Woman sues Smuckers over strawberry content of jam
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spielberg to possibly do Star Wars episodes 7-9. Carrie Fisher will star for $8 and a candy bar
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(238)
 
(Press & Journal)
 
 
 
Doctor insisted on eating breakfast before attending sick patient. Arrived to find impatient patient had become ex-patient
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(70)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
A second man cuts off his own genitals in an effort to "make creditors feel sorry for him"
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(71)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Road closed after tanker spills goo, possibly corn syrup or molasses, over several sticky miles
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(47)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
City selling 11-foot, 250-pound nail on eBay
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(55)
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Almost time for Malloween (doesn't work for some people, that's why we took it down yesterday)
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(151)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A kamikaze fish gets revenge on a fisherman
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Witch granted subsidies to run her business in Norway after threatening to turn people into newts
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Free soda and taco for everyone in the U.S. if World Series home run hits target. Mir surrenders
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(129)
 
(people)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's new girlfriend is young enough to be his daughter, which doesn't really explain why he introduces her as his daughter, or why she calls him Dad
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(123)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sues Pat Sajak for back injuries from a hug
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(62)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Bubble gum turns 75
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(37)
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Boy with muscular distrophy faces $15 fine for riding wheelchair on streets
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(147)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Youth football coach gives players sugar pills for pep
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(33)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wen tnof rof scixelsyd delievnu
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Playmates 1980 to 1999 (not safe for work)
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(114)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Police say suspect was armed and dangerous, was planning on using cabbage as silencer
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(123)
 
(SwissInfo)
 
 
 
You'll never eat spaghetti the same way again
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(171)
 
(WBZ4)
 
 
 
If you've eaten cheese made in New Jersey, you're gonna have a bad time
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(135)
 
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Heineken offers investors €1.1 billion in bonds. Investors offer Heineken €4.4 billion in cash. Drew ensues
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(76)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Principal punches parent for leaving car in the drop-off lane
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(147)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Teen dies while hanging ten on subway
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(285)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two penguins on a romantic walk at the beach
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How "deviled eggs" got their name
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(96)
 
(BayNews9.com)
 
 
 
Redneck vandalizes own house in support of mayoral candidate. With picture of redneck and house
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(78)
 
(MindlessCrap.com)
 
 
 
AudioEdit your own Bud Light-esque "Real Men of Genius" / "Real American Heroes" ad. Link goes to several examples
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(99)
 
(Some Farker)
 
Boobies
 
In honor of her new lapdancing video, let's take a look at Carmen Electra's qualifications (not safe for work)
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(122)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mom says spider told her to kill kids. Spider tells judge to let mom burn in Hell
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(249)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Design an ad (or just make fun of) eWiz.com. Three prizes for those selected: $50, $25 and $25
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(110)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Witnesses say man who plunged over Niagara Falls wearing only the clothes on his back looked odd and seemed a bit edgy
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(95)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Becoming a fair-weather fan makes enjoying sports much easier
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(106)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Columbus, Ohio Fark party on December 12th. Celebrate the end of the quarter and another win over Michigan
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hundreds of "street terms" for drugs (as listed by our government)
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(219)
 
(ABC-7)
 
 
 
Snake bites boy, paramedics kill snake and give to boy, the circle of life is complete
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(59)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Resourceful Iraqis play soccer with no stadium, no goals, no nets and no balls; contemplate switching to freeze tag
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(90)
 
(english.aljazeera.net)
 
 
 
Tongue-mutilation surgery latest craze for Korean kids. Kids: "Muwee jfukst blonna flipt inn"
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(102)
 


Mon October 20, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comedian Dennis Miller running for senate. Slogan sure to be some obscure comedic reference that no one gets
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(485)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
If a cow craps on the number of your ticket, you win a prize (with last year's video)
source: siboise.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(TBDBITL)
 
 
 
The history of the Incomparable Script Ohio, the greatest tradition in college football
source: acs.ohio-state.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Learning the ropes: College students offer bondage sex course
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(87)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro has prostate cancer. Prostate asks, "You lookin at me?"
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(68)
 
(SignonSanDiego)
 
 
 
Creators of pop-under technology awarded $4.3 million from X10
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(72)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Researchers succeed in creating super-dense conditions comparable to inside of neutron star
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illustrate the literal meaning of a band's name. (Link goes to example)
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(385)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
How can ants survive being in a microwave oven?
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(78)
 
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Many Americans need boot-camp training to get into shape
source: mtstandard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Psychologists use videogames to treat people with fears of Uzi-toting zombies and undead mutant rats
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Virginian harvest
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(33)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Would-be thief dies after falling off a rooftop into the tiny space between two houses
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How online drug trafficking works
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(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you're a Quake god? Put your money where your mouth is
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(96)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man, 74, sinks hole-in-one and bowls 300 game within 24 hours. What should he do for the trifecta?
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